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slags edition
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>>74571090
big fan of this slag
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>new fb trend of people making pages where they continually call a local bogan something and record him going nuts

absolutely love my country lads
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xth post for Anzu
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>>new fb trend
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have to go outside tomorrow
pray for me
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>>74571090
Quite enjoy seeing this girl posted, better than that Turkish roach or the disfigured Italian girl
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>>74571139
you gotta stop this mate
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>>74571144
i'll fucking deck you
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how long until /pol/ is majority pro-islam
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apes talking shit about my Anzu wtf?
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almost 8 hours at the call centre tomorrow
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>>74571205
wow, that's almost a smile
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would like a state assigned job rn
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>>74571198
whenever dolan drumpf decides to be pro islam
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>arseville
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What does integrating even mean? Sometimes it feels like people want immigrants to completely abandon their culture.
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civic nationalism or neoliberalism?
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>>74571219
thought they would have moved on after proving himself a globalist interventionist jew
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Dads walking around the house going "DEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEW"
Been doing it for like 20 minutes.
Out of all the people that could of accidentally got my mum pregnant...
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the gf
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>>74571233
it means accepting western values like sexual liberation and tranny rights
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Don't get why the Tories are trying to push Theresa May

Does anybody actually think she's a particularly strong leader? She seems actually kinda clueless during PMQs, and is only "good" because of how awful Corbyn is
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>>74571233
thats exactly what i want
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>>74571239
>de Gaulle or Thatcher

Going with the frog on this one
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>>74571229
stop
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>that Buzz Lightyear drawing
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ah yes another stabbing in London, if only we had a police force
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>>74571269
they want to turn her into Thatcher 2.0
but she has no charisma unlike Maggs
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Did the morning exercises now i I'm doing the morning wank lads
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>>74571124
so am I
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>accidentally got a job
why has theresa may done this to me
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Disdain for French martial valour and skill is a sure sign of someone who knows nothing about history
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>>74571322
grim
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if her height is under 175cm she aint my type
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>>74571270
But then we'd only have British cuisine, do you really want us to suffer through that?
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>>74571334
it's not even fucking paid
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>>74571328
>history
exactly, just like France
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>>74571328
What about disdain for the french?
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>>74571277
foy
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>us 4chan celebrities have to stick together
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>>74571367
I've been here longer than I'd like to admit, you fuck off.
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>>74571233
immigrants are in tough luck when you think of it because they have to pick between leaving an ancestral culture for a new one thats most of the time the opposite of their actual ideals and values or do nothing about it and live like forgotten souls with no implication in the life of their country
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>>74571345
>muh food
it's not like cooking books or the internet exists
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@74571345
>muh food
shan't be (You)ing this bait
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>be a minister in the highly unpopular former presidents government
>form an off branch party
>oh nooo we're not alike at all
>French public falls for it

How are they so retarded?
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>>74571380
who's harassing him
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>>74571385
There about 3,5 billion women on Earth yet /pol/acks are still all bitter /v/irgins
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>>74571384
We'll they can go home then simple as
You can't have your cake and eat it too
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>>74571407
DHL
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>>74571336
bit gay
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>rent big house
>basically only use one room
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>>74571414
what does that have to do with me?
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>>74571382
i'm /brit/'s favorite yank, foy
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>>74571336
small girls are way better for sex but i agree for any other reason desu
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>>74571385
Have you ever tried replicating takeaway food? It's impossible to get it right.
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just ordered a papa johns
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>>74571443
You!
>>74571382
You!
Fuck off!
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new book in the mail

https://www.amazon.com/Anti-Tech-Revolution-Theodore-John-Kaczynski/dp/1944228004/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1494216223&sr=8-1&keywords=Kaczynski
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>>74571384
Must be weird migrating to a completely different country and watching your children adopt the new culture.
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>>74571450
nonce
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>>74571452
I generally don't eat that shit
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>>74571384
if there culture was so good then maybe there'd be a good place to live that practises it
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I want a british slag for a gf
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>>74571499
culture has little to no relations with how well a country is doing
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>>74571486
I thought Germans scoffed down multiple doners a day?
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>>74571407
australia
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Hi British. please tell me.
I plan visit London at August. What kind of AC power plug usually using in the UK?
Type C or Type D?
in Japan usually using only Type A plug.
Europeans has many kind AC plug, It does not make sense.
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>>74571528
local cuisine is much better
pic related
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>>74571526
the sad part is that there are people who believe this
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>>74571443
I was the first resident yank

I've since dropped my name but I'm a bit famous around here
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>>74571558
pic related
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DPD are outside again
what are they up to
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>>74571557
We use Type G plug
Plugs in Europe can be very confusing.
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>>74571641
>steps on this plug
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TORIES BTFO

How will they ever recover from that SHOCKING defeat?
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>>74571655
>he can't action post properly
LOL
*sips drink*
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Matched with a girl on tinder about 6 hours ago. Haven't messaged her yet.

She just sent me a message saying hi. This is too much stress I can't do this I'm not ready.
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>>74571677
>The labour party had an EPIC TAKEDOWN of the tories!
why are leftist headlines always like this? Is there only 1-2 people writing them across the globe?
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>>74571691
>he mocks gooks
You ain't nuttin'
*spits*
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>>74571558
mmmm no thanks
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>>74571700
Send her a picture of your willy
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>>74571571
don't recognize any of your gimmicks

i've been here for almost two years, btw :^)
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>>74571677
>tories lost three seats
>gain four seats
>end up with six seats

>labour lost two seats
>gain one seat
>end up with 4 seats

Tories still came off better than Labour. They managed to gain the support of more people than the amount of people they lost the support of
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>>74571526
have you ever thought about this

how do you think the US became so powerful? where did our insane work ethic come from?
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>>74571723
*jabs you in the throat*
*punches you in the stomach*
HE'S A BRIT THAT LIVES ABROAD YOU STUPID GYPSY
*spits on you*
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>>74571641
really? thank you.
is Type G haven't Interchangeability for Type C?

>>74571655
Its almost Anti-personnel mines.
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anzu = roach
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France is no longer France
https://youtu.be/r-v-N435dNI
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>>74571821
*mumbles something about geography and zebras*
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>>74571710
independent is centrist lad
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>anzu = roach
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>>74571840
>is Type G haven't Interchangeability for Type C?
Type G is not interchageable with Type C

The pins aren't even the same shape
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just bought a freddo from poundland
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>>74571641
>the eu wants to kill this
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>>74571878
>An Ipsos MORI poll estimated that in the 2010 general election, 44% of regular readers voted Liberal Democrat, 32% voted Labour, and 14% voted Conservative, compared to 23%, 29%, and 36%, respectively, of the overall electorate
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>>74571840
there is no interchangeability
adaptors are very cheap though
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impulse bought a yorkie while in the co-op queue
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>>74571780
I've made two posts in this thread and none have been gimmicks you thick cunt
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>match with girl
>says she's 1km away
>check two hours later
>93km away

Ah yes
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>>74571336
I am only 181 but I also agree, hell I'd like to get a girl that is my height
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>>74571878
They're a left leaning paper that's owned by Russian oligarchs that styles it's self as a centrist newspaper
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Reminder 08 financial crisis was a conspiracy to force Britain to try and adopt the Euro.
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why doesn't everyone just use Type C plugs and their variants?
it's clearly the superior baseline plug type
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>>74571959
You made her skip town after 2 hours. Wew lad.
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> >anzu = roach
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>>74571990
its why the west and russia use different bullet calibres
so the enemy can't use them
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>paedosexual is a thing now
Not keen on this country.
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>> >anzu = roach
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Lads what cool Mandela effects do you know of? I recently discovered one:regaine, the hair treatment for baldness used to be called rogaine.
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Might do an eat
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>>74572033
what is it?
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>>74571990
>not grounded
>100 different variants, all lesser quality than the last
>shit plug in terms of robustness and staying in the socket
>no inherent safety features
How is it the superior baseline plug type again? Almost every other type is equal to or better than it.
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>>> >anzu = roach
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>Comrade, our plans have been foiled! The Westerners use different plugs to ours! How can Sergei charge phone with this silly plug?
>Fall back! We charge phones back at base!
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>>>> >anzu = roach
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>>74572046
I like the one where stupid yanks think the only possible explanation for them being ignorant boobs is some sort of time paradox
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Best plug in the world here
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>>74571945
i've invented several hilarious gimmicks therefore i'm the superior yank
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anzu is a bit of a roach tbf tho
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i'm a fan of roaches
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>>74572143
>not compabitable with my charger
nah mate not buying a new one
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>>74571884
>>74571936
i see. thank you very much. i will buy adaptors yet.
are British welcome to foreigner tourist?
i worry that. because your country decide Brexit. maybe they are hate any foreigners.
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>>74572079
A pins always get bent
the absolute best is the F variant of C
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>>74572120
You can't explain the berenstein bears
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>>74572198
most people here hate them unfortunately :(
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>>74572143
its shit
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>>74572105
did a giggle
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The Mandingo effect:many people remember Mandingo dying in prison
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y009W-4WYTw
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>>74572254
yeah I did a giggle too but I forgot to reply
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>>74572198
most people don't mind foreigners
just be polite
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>>74572198
They mostly hate brown people so you should be fine.
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>>74572205
yea, its called being a dipshit kid who misreads things

I used to call the Kar98 from every WWII game a "Kargash" because it sort of looked like that, loads of other examples of similar shit I've seen.
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>Bits of dried curry in the mugs
Might have to eradicate the roommate lads
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>>74572285
so we all collectively misread it?
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>>74572303
why is there curry in a mug?
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>>74572285
Not everyones a retard mate. Plenty of people remember it the same way. You're probably a shill
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>>74572329
keep this creature on the other side of the wall
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exam went well lads
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>>74572329
>dat lack of jawline

ah yes what a gorgeous "supermodel"
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the bear stains were created by the illuminati lizard people
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>>74572329
grim
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>>74572332
She 'washed' them
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>>74572285
You read 'Kar98' as 'Kargash'?

Really?
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>>74572329
not enough else going on a la Amber Rose to pull off a shaved head
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Tinder girl just said 'what's Fargo?'

Unmatched her immediately
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quarter to one
that'll do
night lads
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>>74572362
:)
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>tfw saw a girl i have a crush on at uni for the last time ever today, probably
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>>74572417
What IS Fargo?
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>>74572417
a city in north dakota
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>>74572226
>>74572268
>>74572271
i plan visit it with my brown friend. but he is fine. i meet a his older sister. she married with Italian last year and moved London now.

i cant speak english well :(
i want enjoy look a beautiful city and drink tasty Whisky.
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Anzu I love you
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>>74572459
>with my brown friend.
what kind of brown?
arab?
indian?
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>>74572417
That's a very Costanza thing to do

>broke up with a girl because she hated Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits
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>>74572499
italian
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>>74572417
someone 'dora this post
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>>74572459
Make sure you visit the main museums while you're in London, they're really good.
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>>74571090
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>someone 'dora this post
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>>74572330
yes
>people have vauge memories of popular characters from their childhood
>easily misread berenstein as BEARinstain because they are bears
>mongs grow up and post rubbish on reddit like "wasn't it le bearstien"??
>because of the nature of memes and the internet, loads of people are exposed to wank and thus the collective is influenced.
>>74572335
most people are impressionable retards
anyone who talks about "simulation theory" and other popular pseudoscience re-branded as philosophy you know their head is just a cavernous pit.
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>someone 'dora this post
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>>74571090
Went to the capital this weekend and was quite surprised to see rows of homeless people drinking moonshine and cheap beer right in front of little kids playing
also plenty of albanians and poles drinking very clear grape soda
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>>74572489
she always looks as though there's someone out of frame with a knuckle duster ready to smash her teeth in
is that typical for turks that look like marshmallows?
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>>74572538
>>74572547
gotcha :^)
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>Tinder girl just said 'what's Fargo?'

>Unmatched her immediately
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>someone 'dora this post
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>>74572536
exquisite rib cage
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>>74572543
this your brain on agent orange
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>>74572536
This is a Work For Safe board
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>>74572499
Bangladesh
he has lived in Japan for many years. He is a Muslim, but he drinks a little.

>>74572523
I'm looking forward to that!!!
wanna go to british museum :D
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>>74572508
I do hope to be Costanza one day yes
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Can't'stand'ya
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what is the deal with anzu?
is it just nonces salivating over her
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The ol' shite slingeroo
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>>74572593
Sue me
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the only good yanks are the really racist one,the one who posts cats and the one who hates canadians
the rest can fuck off
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>>74572642
a marvel of engineering
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24 hours without amphetamines
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>>74572543
Simulation theory is sound though. Also it's berenstein and berenstain
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>>74572658
>the one who posts cats
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>>74572658
this
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>>74572642
>hey wagie, clean it up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
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Did you know Argies are the most fedoracentric nation on Earth?
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>>74572682
nah mate it's not. those people are all fucking idiots and the canadian english teacher in vietnam is right
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>yes
>>people have vauge memories of popular characters from their childhood
>>easily misread berenstein as BEARinstain because they are bears
>>mongs grow up and post rubbish on reddit like "wasn't it le bearstien"??
>>because of the nature of memes and the internet, loads of people are exposed to wank and thus the collective is influenced.
>most people are impressionable retards
>anyone who talks about "simulation theory" and other popular pseudoscience re-branded as philosophy you know their head is just a cavernous pit.
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>>74572730
>Those people are all fucking idiots
>Mostly backed by successful geniuses
Hmmm. And what are your credentials?
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>>74572595
I was there not too long ago, the Japanese armour was very cool to see.
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Hate having such a big willy. People keep looking at it anytime I wear dress trousers which is every day because I have a job. Makes me very self-conscious.
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>>74572767
i was being incredibly sarcastic
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Would you hatpost your own mother for a laugh?
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>>74572727
why did that post get so many (you)s
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75659731/#q75660297
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big fan of Muhammad
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>>74572785
Glad I'm a grower desu.
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>>74572727
*unsheathes chile*
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel el kiddo
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>it will NEVER be the 2000s again
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>>74572715
alri shat
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going for ice creams what yous want
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>>74572804
The same reason this one does.
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>I'm racist
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>>74572785
how big? x
do women like it?
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>>74572801
>hatpost
back to the 'dit with you
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>>74572768
nice one :D
i want get a little japanese speaker british friend desu.
in the future, i want go to Britain again.
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>duuuude like, imagine like, if like, we were all like in a simulation like, the matrix maaaaaaaan *inhales marijuana*
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>>74572848
maxibon
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>Pepe the frog is now international news
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>>74572845
>canadian
disgusting
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>>74572939
with or without, what's the fucking difference if I yiffed the cat?
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>>74572804
it's really deep and made a lot of people think
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>>74572955
>not using a rubber
disgusting
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>>74572939
>rubber
FOY
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cant fucking stand jf plugs
plugs here have these flimsy 2 plastic prongs which dont even properly stay in the socket, its actually pathetic like little toy plugs a 5 year old would play with
british plugs are hefty and wieldable and wouldnt snap if you gripped them too hard
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>>74572682
simulation theory is just repackaged Gnosticism to get "the young people" interested in science.

as for the mandela effect, do you honestly think a bunch of people self-affirming and spreading their delusions online has any basis in reality?

its only "real" in that everything we perceive is based on how we perceive it, so if you can convince enough people on reddit that it was bearsteinfeild then it might as well have been. its just creating context
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>>74573032
why you little...!
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>>74573032
agreed
but conversely flimsy yuro plugs aren't as bad to step on
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>>74573033
stupid
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It's actually incredibly likely we aren't just in one level of simulation, but inside many many different simulations. Whoever is simulating our universe is themselves likely being simulated by someone else. It's fascinating really. Wonder if we'll ever get to create our own simulation.
>>
what did he mean by this?
>Emmanuel Macron has vowed to fight "the forces of division that undermine France" after easily winning the run-off election for the French presidency.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39841707
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really gets you thinking
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>>74573068
stepping on plugs much like being beaten and doing PE in the snow is important for building character
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real, yank hours

who up
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>>74573089
>people actually believe this
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is Dunhill are good brand? i have Dunhill wallet.
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>gf wants me to spend all my spare time with her

fuck off?
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What's up kiddos, pepe the frog here

How's it hangin?
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>bender sending kisses thinks I'll describe my willy for him
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>>74573089
absolute insanity
spoiler alert: our universe is not a simulation
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>>74573032
there needs to be some in-between
British plugs are indestructible but very bulky and yuge

yank plugs break so easily

Euro plugs fall out of the socket

the superior plugs are Type K and Type F

the worst is type L
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>>74573033
You're a fucking mong mate fuck off. Why on earth would I believe you over actually intelligent people. Your entire argument is
>I am le contrarian and everything else is reddit
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>>74573099
no ideology exists in a vacuum, if your ideology can't stand up while being pressured by outside forces it's a failure
>>
went on normiebook to see if any of the SJW people I knew from school and college were celebrating Macron defeating Le Pen but I didn't see anything

a reason for this might be because a lot of the lefties I know are full on socialists with communist sympathies so they probably don't care for much of Macron's neoliberal policies
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>>74573139
english please i dont have a phd in plugology
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>>74573139
Actually the I-type is the best sweaty x
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>>74573131
Oh ok a mystical deity created it? Absolute insanity. Simulation theory is logical
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>>74573089
big if true
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>decide to walk dogs
>'rents go and wash the clean set of clothes i had laid out for later
>nothing to wear later

ah yes
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>>74573149
>Cosmonaut makes it to space
>Communism is now in a vacuum

Checkmate
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>Simulation theory is logical
screaming
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>>74573139
>yank plugs break so easily
Literally never had a plug break
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>>74572862
>wearing a paypay shirt
>in public
>owning a paypay shirt
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>>74573168
Le Pen is to the left of Macron on most issues, france basically elected a george bush/hillary clinton and retarded "liberals" are cheering about it
>>74573181
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
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>>74573143
why don't you think for yourself and don't just gobble up pop culture?
I'm not saying its untrue, its just dumb and not a revelation. I'm sure I'm not the only one who groans when some dipshit starts going on about "what if we wuz the matrix" for the millionth time.
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>>74573181
you just postulated an infinite number of mystical deities simulating each other for no reason at all
>>
>one of the first things humans do once advanced is create games, virtual reality, vr
>It's implausible that this hasn't already happened to a more advanced degree
>We must be the first to do this!!
Such a narcissistic view. Why would we be the first? Do you understand the chances of that?
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>>74573149
>can't stand up while being pressured by outside forces it's a failure
hmm yes, a superpower vs a small nation, so fair
>>
love that satisfying clunk as you plug in a british plug
id rim my nan to have some british plugs with me now
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land of the english
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>>74573239
yes, the soviet union was a small nation
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>>74573228
They're not mystical though just advanced civilisations
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>invent golf
>its implausible that this hasn't already happened to a more advanced degree
welp that settles it ancient aliens invented golf
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>>74573220
>le pen is to the left of macron on most issues
dont believe you
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What happened to that marina yank?
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>>74573231
>>74573274
if you think there's no difference between simulation and reality, you've lost the plot desu
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should I pirate the new nier automata game?
never played any of the others
>>
Is this post real or just a part of a simulation?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>74573174
>type I
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found this toad surreptitiously hiding in my /brit/ folder
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>>74573267
we're not talking about the soviet union
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>>74573223
Just because it's someone elses idea doesn't mean it's totally invalid for you to consider it, there you go with the contrarian attitude again.
>>
*storms the bastille*
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>>74573285
there's a reason she came in second place after the socialist with left-leaning voters in the first round
>>74573316
curious,
do you think the soviet union never tried to lean on Chile at all while Pinochet was in charge?
>>
>>74573299
what is it

>>74573289
hopefully died what a fuckugly binliner
>>
>>74573299
It's good and the main character will make you willy tingle
>>
thinking about loneliness again
>>
>>74573290
Any simulation advanced enough is basically reality if you're in it mate. Like the one we're in right now. Just because you can only grasp very crude simulations doesn't mean the better ones will never exist
>>
>>74573349
whats that reason
what issues is le pen to the left of macron on
>>
>>74573365
Your loneliness is a simulation
>>
>>74573364

either you're a nonce or you didn't play the game desu
>>
https://youtu.be/GwQcMNMrJNU

STOP EATING MEAT.
>>
>>74573181
protip: demiurge or little green man, functionally it makes no difference, people putting a scientific paintjob on millennial old ideas changes absolutely nothing besides serving to obfuscate them.
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>>74573309
Problem mate?
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>>74573365
>>
>>74573349
>do you think the soviet union never tried to lean on Chile at all while Pinochet was in charge?
they gave aid to those persecuted by the military junta, nothing more. stop trying to equate humanitarian aid to a coup
>>
>>74573384
http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/news/economy/french-election-left-voters-le-pen/
>>
>>74571139
>>74571183
>>74571205
>>74572489
>>
>>74573328
you misunderstand why I don't like it. its not because scientists promote it but rather because its part of the pop-sci canon now
>>
>>74573400
There's a big difference retard, one makes logical sense, the other doesn't. You're just arguing semantics because you dislike the people propagating the idea.
>>
>>74573454
>one makes logical sense, the other doesn't.
you're missing his point that they're essentially the same thing
>>
>>74573447
That's stupid, just because it's popular doesn't mean it's rubbish
>>
>>74573447
>because its part of the pop-sci canon now

not really supporting your argument against being a contrarian.
>>
>>74573454
why does one make "more logical sense"?
they are both the exact same argument, same philosophy in a new pair of pants.
>>
>>74573429
free trade and globalisation is not most issues
dont exaggerate like that makes you look like a tit
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>>74573443
Simpsons posting is the best posting 2bh
>>
>>74573479

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
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>>74573506
>>
you misapprehend me, mr cooch
>>
>>74573394
;^)
>>
morning
>>
>>74573505
>economics and foreign policy is not most issues
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doing an email
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>>74573545
alri mate
>>
>>74573551
hmmmm dont think thats what i said yank
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>>74573532
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hmmmmmmmm
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>>74573592
>>
*wastes the best years of my life*
ahhh yes
>>
>>74573567
sorry i should have said i dont want any australians replying to my posts.
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>>74573606
>>
>>74573621
alri mate
>>
Post childhood nostalgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g00viskJPVM
>>
fuck off bucks
>>
>>74573496
We know organisms can use technology to advance to a high level. We don't know that there are deities that upon inception can use magic and other supernatural powers.
>>
>>74573621
yeah no wokkas mate
>>
'bout to have a bit of the ol' sopa macaco
>>
>>74573631
alri
>>
>>74573634
dont make this post again

>>74573639
shut your face
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>>74573612
haha same
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>>74573645
uma delicia
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>>74573628
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>>74573639
>We don't know that there are deities that upon inception can use magic and other supernatural powers.
what's the difference between advanced technology and magic?
take a smart phone back 100 years and it would be 'magic'
>>74573600
>>
>>74573634
Reddit
>>
>>74573600
post link to test la x
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>>74573681
>gif
fuck off
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>>74573628
>>74573681
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http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/index.php

post results
>>74573704
https://votecompass.france24.com/president/home
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>>74573712
I watched the Australia episode the other day and I forgot how much it made me laugh
>>
>>74573718
>https://votecompass.france24.com/president/home
>have to give post code
no thank you GCHQ
>>
>>74573718
GOOD lad. Got the same result X
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>>74573718
>gender
>male female other
>other
what?
>>
>>74573794
no?
just click "not french citizen"
>>
How do you kill a meme?
>>
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>>74573718
doesnt even mention immigration or environment or basically anything
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>>74573824
i've already said NO gchq
if you do not leave me alone i shall be FORCED to get physical
>>
>>74573817
Cunt is the 3rd gender.
>>
>>74573484
I don't like it for the same reason I don't like "classical" gnosticism.
it's implicit life denial
>>74573639
you're thinking too narrowly, "technology" is just magic we can conceptualize and understand
we don't know anything, we just perceive certain outcomes then make jumps from that perception. but if perception is faulty what then of the outcome?

if reality is a simulation/shadow, how can we trust what we perceive to confirm that it is indeed a simulation? its like that guy who built a whole logic system on the idea that 1x1=2
what good is it if the initial perception is faulty or an illusion?
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>>74573745
probably my favourite episode desu, the entire thing is a pisstake and they've never parodied another country so hard
>>
OIDA CORLDUM CHUZWOZZAS
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kent tbhlads
>>
>>74572329
She looks like that professor from Futurama
>>
>>74573899
EXQUISITE post
perhaps the best yank i have ever seen
>>
>>74571096
>>74571096
>>74571096
>>74571096
>>74571096
>>
positively reek of semen lads
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>>74573817
how'd I do?
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>>74573961
Pretty gud m8
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