Ask a Mexican anything.

Sopa?

>>74567617
De fideos

You like them beans?

Why did you decide to ruin North America?

>>74567703
Sure. I like them with cheese.
>>74567786
Wetbacks who think the US is a good country.

>>74567663
UNA VELA perhaps?

Give me a rundown of your parties and democracy.

>>74567562

te gusta la sopa de macaco companero?

What can you tell me about la Santa Muerte?

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How do I tell the difference between Guatemalans and Nicaraguans?

>>74567562
what do you think about Donald Trump?

>>74567822
Corrupted, we have this senile communist asshole trying for the 3rd time to run for presidency.
Every election is usually between 3 serious candidates and meme candidates from irrelevant parties (wasted votes)
>>74567832
No, I like coditos.
>>74567842
Celebration every November 2nd where the grim is a female skeleton or something.
>>74567855
Both are niggers.
>>74567857
He dislikes illegal immigrants and that's perfectly fine.

>>74567881
>el peje
>comunista

jajajajaja lo que es ser pendejo

>>74567881
what's your favorite local dish?

>>74567922
Eggs with rice. If you mean more Mexican, enfrijoladas.
>>74567908
Es un mamon hambriento de poder que quiere ser el Chavez 2.0. Es lo mismo.

>>74567945
nah, ni cerca ess lo mismo

What do you think about Cartel??

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>>74567562
¿Para quién trabajas?
>>74567855
Guatemalans look more native and Nicaraguans more black, I think.

>>74567973
I don't know, what do you think about kkangpaes?
>>74567983
My university.

>>74567973
part of our culture

>>74567945
just googled those look amazing
followup question:
does your average mexican know anything about georgia?

>>74568000
in korea kkangpaes not have a much power .as i know about mexico i was told that have a more power than any other countrys.

>>74568206
not a thing, I only know you guys are good at wrestling

>>74568206
Nope. The average Mexican things the Union Jack flag is England's flag, and I bet almost no one can tell you all the countries in the UK.
>>74568240
Not really. Cartels are just warmongers among rival gangs and the cops.

>>74568292
Lo que es no saber

Además

>things

>>74568341
Son como las 3 de la mañana

>>74568292
Mexico is a liveable place ???

>>74568407
i'm safe an sound
I don't plan moving elsewhere, I guess is fine.

>>74568407
No, i'm already dead

>>74568407
I've never been robbed or anything in my 22 years of life here. Food is cheap. It also depends where you live. There are shitholes like Guerrero or peaceful states like Hidalgo.

>>74567562
If I find a qt3.14 Mexican, will she ruin my life?

Also, one of my best friends is a Necaxa fan from Morelos. How do you banter Necaxa fans?

>>74568645
>will she ruin my life?
Mexicans be crazy af, it's worth the adventure if you want some spice in your life, avoid at all costs if you're a bland unpassionate person.

>>74568645
Nah, but you will be known as "el Español" among her group of friends.

>>74568769
>"el Español"
and GUERO?

>>74567562
Why are u still live and not beheaded?

>>74569023
Because I don't belong to any cartel gang or anything.

>>74569049
Need cut off your hands.

>>74568905
güero = any white person here

>>74568645

Diles que el necaxa pertenece a segunda

>>74568645
Necaxa doesn't have fans

>>74567562
Who will win the clausura

>>74569371
Tigres

what happens in Sinaloa? me han dicho que hay mucha tia buena por hay, cierto?

>>74569499
Veracruz and Puebla have the qtest girls. Don't listen to Norteños.

>>74569411
I really hope not. I dont want another UANAL final

best amigos

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>>74569535
Don't know, man. I don't really watch Liga MemeX outside of the liguilla when shit gets interesting. I'm just basing myself on goal difference.

Porque chingados nos jodemos entre nosotros mismos? Al chile que tenemos todo para armarla a nivel mundial

>>74569560
You're ok, South Korea. I'd like to visit Seoul in the future (if N. Korea hasn't nuked you guys by then)

>>74569573
Porque es nuestra cultura. La unica vez que nos unimos en solidaridad es cuando ocurre una tragedia como el terremoto del 85

>>74569567
>two clasicos in the quarterfinals

When youre right, youre right

>>74569567
>Llantos only lost 1 game
They always choke in Liguilla though.

your honest opinion about Chicanos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C50vGmbSKu0

>>74567562
there is literally nothing i would like to know about mexico

>>74569771

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqEymJV08c

>>74569806
curiosamente son ahora las fiesta patronales de mi pueblo KEK

>>74569771
>>74569806
If they have legitimate love and interest for Mexican culture, they're alright. Otherwise, they're just pretentious faggots trying to pose as Mexicans only because they're hispanic

Hi

>>74569932
Hola, Mario. Where is your eagle?

>>74570004
It died

>>74567562
Is Mexico a failed state?
Not trying to bant, I'm genuinely curious about the opinions of someone there.

>>74569499
dubs of truth

>>74571673
Yes, like 70% of the world.

Do you know why no one can swim in Mexico?

>>74572473
Los tibrons, the tasty brand of Mexican beer

>>74572512
If they can, they are gonna swim to USA already.

What did you do for cinco de mayo?

>>74569532

Puebla here, average girls are fugly north is best

Why you hate chicanos ;-;

>>74569567
>los xolos hasta arriba
No pues pinches batos si pegan..

How's Mexico compared to Brazil?

>>74573151
I'm sure there's no much difference