Macrumpfkins edition
zez
leave me macron alone
fuck
white
people
gonna chicken out again when i try to ask my coworker out, buds
*throws up*
>>74564698
Change the woman to Merkel and this still works
>>74564723
>>74564711
wrong. i am still here
xenophobia is legitimate
racism is for bigots
when will the slavic conspiracy be ended
what propels someone to hold a sign for some weird minority?
>>74564735
*sends an army of rottweiler doggos to combat this*
t. Enemy faction
ww3 we'll be fighting france lads
so far
good guys
u.s
u.k
possibly Aus n Nz
vs
bad guys
russia
china'
north korea and other commie scum
vs
cuck guys
fr*nce
germ*ny
possibly the rest of europe expect the slavs
possibly canada
will the cucks join the bad guys?
>>74564752
human decency
>>74564752
normie good boy points
>>74564752
gibs
approved anime list:
evangerion
cowboy bebop
elfen lied
sakura card captors
ranma
attack on titan
dragon ball
yuyu hakusho
captain tsubasa
if you have liked a different anime from what was posted kill yourself ASAP
>>74564761
i'll be going back to finland and not fight for retarded causes
tasty sequential (You)'s
>usa
>good guys
>>74564761
>Canada
>EU excluding France and UK
>having an army
>>74564771
protip: if you watch anime at all you need to kys asap
>>74564779
after the civil war we will be
>>74564773
Your Genepool from here?
>>74564779
you need to be put into a camp
>>74564799
eyeball to confirm
>>74564779
we are just looking out for our best interests. not that I agree with what that entails...
>>74564773
>not to fight finland
I would put so many more letters into their alphabet
>>74564779
The Great Satan must be destroyed
>>74564802
no YOU need to put into a camp!
To the Canadian who recommended soulseek to me the other day, if you're ITT, I showed my brother all the music I've downloaded for him so far earlier. He was happy/excited about it. He's been heavily bummed about the shit going on and lost a lot of weight recently. Getting his music library back should help him get through it all. A big thanks once again.
years of advantage
>>74564832
GET A FUCKING FLAG
what did he mean by that?>>74564841
>>74564820
Khomeini, is it you?
>>74564819
english could use some god damn ä's and ö's
see how convenient it is
cät
chät
fät
änt
fäggot
chalk
car
fawn
darn
prawn
>>74564855
paging b franks to come and teach this man a lesson on german influence
>>74564851
He tried to save us
>>74564836
hey go on the chatrooms and look up the illuminati awareness one. tell this guy named osama6699 or something (polish flag) that he's a cuck muslim loving faggot please
t.former soulseek lover n user
FRMFPLD FRRMPF
>>74564855
I would use the icelandic/danish/norwegian ones. But yeah. Fuck the fr*nch
*ſimplifɥiz ⱨii alfabet*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssn7SzhRNzQ
somehow managed not to have Toronto pule its collective brains out today. Don't know how I'll keep all this intelligence within the cityq
>>74564999
nice
>tfw too smart to live in the sity
But she doesn't come alone - she comes with a friend
and that means you, you'll come around
So bells ring and whistles blow
At least I'm alive
https://archive.is/Z3ytx
>North Korea threatens to nuke the White House as it brands American troops ‘murderous ogres’
pablo escobar was a serious lad
>>74565108
he was a rager
i go take a shower and this is ded
more proof that im best poster
I wish the west coast would get nuked
i wish rep*ublican st*ates would get nuked
Nuclear is unironically the only way to save us all
well I now know someone who calls themselves a 'creative' (noun)
Can't wait 'til cali gets drowned. Won't affect me at all, they live on the west coast lol
>Hear a commotion outside
>Two bunnies humping each other in the cul de sac while a car sits there honking at them
>It's forty minutes to midnight
I wish 5*33 would get nuked
>>74565191
honestly you are one of the few states that really isn't in a spot to call others to drown
Is France doomed
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/08/pepe-the-frog-creator-kills-off-internet-meme-co-opted-by-white-supremacists
>>74564738
thanks for the info. I'll definitely think more about the west over the next few years
>>74565220
yeah, I feel the whole world is though.
>pic related happens
>global economy is kill for decades
>world goes into Worldwide Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo
>collapse of globalized civilization makes countries and cities fail
Finally, I might get to eat Pakis in the ruins of Toronto
>>74565224
why is the msm so fucking cringey?
iran dindu nuffin wrong
>>74565220
>Continental Europeans
>ever doing anything remotely against the EU
>>74565251
Could do without the hyper-islamization of the country but I understand why they hate the US
good night cumbuddies
Gonna go nighty night now
>>74565220
what a trash political cartoon
>>74565251
>one of the highest rates of gender reassignment surgery
>not wrong
>ywn never live in literally any prior time period where the average American had much more freedom and will instead complain on wrong country wrong interest meme websites.
not fair
>complains about islam
>is a sodomite
hmm
>>74565224
Jesus fuck, Pepe surpassed that faggots work years ago
>>74565278
This better
>>74565316
>implying the french have anywhere near that much honour
wish i lived 50 years in the future so i could be one of the blue collars colonizing mars
experts only for the next 20-30 years :(
>>74565244
never seen that thing in my life. Likes like one of those tower rides at theme parks that go up the tower so you can look down on all the plebes.
>>74565224
Normies forever btfo
bought some bait to get these fucking antniggers out of my room buds
one of them had the audacity to crawl on my arm the little fucker
>>74565373
stop leaving food on the ground retard
all i get are spiders everywhere in my basement because i bred them to eat explorer ants
>>74565345
>America in 50 years
>Los Estados Unidos
>colonizing Mars
Wew, no
>>74565388
there is no food in my room except poisoned bait
>humans colonizing mars
nice fantasy world you live in
>>74565332
And where is Canada's
>>74565404
retard
>>74565396
i've got an eu passport so we're good
>>74565407
everything he said is true
>>74565345
>America in 50 years
>>74565410
>EU in 50 years
>African colonies and caliphates
>colonizing Mars
>>74565418
literal ant hives
humans are a parasite
and we must spread our filth cities to mars
>>74565425
i'll have chinese passport by then
>lol lets all go live on an inhospitable planet thats extremely difficult to reach and has no discernible resources for no reason other than it sounds cool
yeah thats gonna happen
>>74565435
Just wait until we discover the prothean ruins there.
>>74565418
>Environmental groups don't care about immigration or overpopulation anymore because dats rayciss
Amazing how thoroughly the left has been dismantled by neo-liberalism and white guilt.
>>74565414
good post
>>74565435
it'll be a good launching point for our jovian colonies
>Amazing how thoroughly the left has been dismantled by neo-liberalism and white guilt.
hat
>>Amazing how thoroughly the left has been dismantled by neo-liberalism and white guilt.
>hat
counter-hat
>>74565345
I hope some crazy drama happens and I can watch from earth, or help my tribe take over mars (very open to both possibilities).
>>74565447
>tfw closed border leftist
>>74565497
Then you're literally hitler and far right.
>>74565505
that makes no sense
i identify as a xenophobic democrat
>>74565505
ride the wave, baby
>>74565505
Actually no, you can have racist leftists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwJDVW7ofpc
>>74565536
>Le Pen called far right
>anyone who disagrees with unlimited immigration is far right
Please inform the media
fuck macron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcVDwVa627w
>>74565561
Post that in this thread >>74549900
you will get some guaranteed (you)'s
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't want leftist social policies and right economic policies and xenophobic immigration policies
>>74565566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMTFkHCxeqQ
>>74565586
>isis nasheeds
Can't think of a single game I hate more than SA2
>>74565577
>instead we get to choose between being cucked by refugees and minority pandering or being cucked by business
>why yes, I post contrarian viewpoints and fakenews for (You)s
I can't go near sopa anymore because I'm afraid now
>>74565576
maybe i'll go to /fr/
>>74564698
Is Canada just more comfy America?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9BLw4W5KU8
>>74565626
The best sopa bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Brazilians!
>>74564744
>dem costumes
effay af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KyMAeNYmYc
Kon is bad
really exhausted lads
Starting to think Henrico is actually iranian
holy FUCK the yankees finally fucking scored. christ almighty, 18 innings and still going. please just end this game already
literally played 2 games
>>74565706
>boreball
>>74565670
why not?
What is worse in Canada compared to US?
K-on is very good
>I'm a Yankees fan
>>boreball
>>74565717
I can't buy any good meme guns other than the SKS
we're ice hockey lads around here
>>74565712
Kys, commie
>>74565706
>18 innings of guys playing catch and the occasional runs scored
>tfw did everything right but it still went wrong
>>74565751
Why would you need a gun though?
can't remember the last time vomiting felt so good
p'rhaps I'm not meant for this alcoholism business after all
>>74565728
I endorse this post
>>74565756
hockey and baseball are my favorites
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861397813439025152
thoughts on this
>>74565788
Killing abbos and pinkos I presume
In self defence of course
>>74565788
To shoot things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ
>>74565796
Horrible taste in boards
>>74565796
shatner is a habitual liar
i see him make up shit in /r/startrek all the time
made the deans list on my last semester of college, think i got my As this semester than the past 3 combined
>>74565800
Still, guns are lethal.
You can punch the guy too and it won't kill him.
>>74565796
His social media manager deserves a raise.
Spent pretty much all of today wageslaving and now I'm gonna spend tomorrow morning and afternoon wageslaving too
>>74565828
>got *more* As
my spelling mistakes are not going away anytime soon
>>74565832
>it won't kill him
then he'll kill you
it's a dog eat dog world, kiddo
*jukes you*
watch your back
>>74565846
can you buy me some video games
>>74565796
he's from my neighbourhood
>>74565832
>You can punch the guy too and it won't kill him.
And why would I want that?
>>74565828
Good job anon, sometimes hard work pays off
>>74565863
>Montreal Jew detected
>>74565861
Buy your own videogames faggot
hey from seattle
>>74565878
>jew
>>74565866
>And why would I want that?
In self defence of course
>>74565700
Yui is one of the great songwriters of our time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akaaa4OHKKs
>>74565890
>M's
>>74565872
the only good part is that it raises my gpa and allows me to put something on my barren resume under achievesments, first day of being a NEET starts tomorrow
>>74565904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk
Never made the deans list, but still near the top of my class
I made the deans list once and my GPA was still a 2.8
>>74565924
I got to be a NEET for a few months last year, it's comfy, starting work sucks desu. But by far the worst part is getting work in the first place because job interviews are terrible.
Only time I made the dean's list was in third grade because everyone else was fucking stupid
i had to meet the dean who was also the head of my department once because i failed a class 2 times in a row and needed permission for the 3rd time
>>74565966
>getting interviews
only got that far 2 times, i am hoping the underachieves can slide into the summer jobs as all the good students already accepted jobs during spring
>>74565431
China will literally dissolve into a Han states fighting Uygurs by then though.
Japan won't even exist at that point
>be the president of France
>your wife has three kids your age
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74565996
yeah, once india stops shitting in the streets they'll be on mars
very logical
>80% of software engineering job postings are for webdev
I don't care about javascript, ajax, node, or any of that stupid shit
>>74566012
>Implying India and Pakistan won't nuke each other out of existence by then
>>74566013
>postings
here's where you went wrong, sport
get another 4 years experience because you obviously aren't ready for google/microsoft/amazon/facebook/etc.
the rest of us, well... we programmed our first RATs in middle school and infected the entire girls volley ball team by age 14
>>74566011
What's in it? Mayo ketchup and mustard mixed together? Doesn't seem like a bad idea desu
Even though I hate mayo
and ketchup
Mustard's alright though
>>74566011
>Heinz
Very good.
>>74565994
I hate job interviews and I had to do a lot of them until I finally landed a job. The worst one had 4 separate interviewers and lasted a few hours. But good luck bud, I'm sure there'll be something to do eventually. don't forget to enjoy NEETdom for a bit too
>>74566027
>4 years of learning theory on a breadth of subjects and almost only writing in C
>everyone just wants someone who understands git
>tfw all you know is c++ and assembly
>>74566090
>>74566027
So what should I learn if I want to get into this business?
did /cum/ have a good major?
>when you see a picture of a beautiful girl and want to start jerking off to it but you start crying instead
>>74566090
yeah, school is mostly useless aside from the factoids for algorithms you'll need to nail interviews
but if you aren't programming for projects outside of class you're 100% guaranteed to not land any good jobs after school
>>74566112
Thank god I switched it to my minor than
I'm dumb as fuck as an ideas guy, I just wanted to be a code monkey
Took another 400 mgs of benadryl haha absolute madman
Tomorrow I can go back to weed
>>74566103
Gimmicktology and Memonics are very in demand right now, the clinton foundation is paying them big bucks to prepare for the next campaign
>>74566112
my git has a shitty compiler I worked on for a class and finished afterwards, a maze generator, and a game I made in and openGL abstraction I made
How does that sound?
>>74566109
english. I'm a teacher and I hate my life already but whatevs
>>74566109
gonna go for bilology
>>74566109
Graduated with a BS in Bio, job market can be tough but if you've done a lot to stand out or get a helpful network you'll be okay. I work at UPMC and I'm pretty content.
H-history
>>74566166
I thought being a teacher was comfy
>>74566200
I just think I'm not very good at it because I'm an unmotivated person and I don't see myself ever getting out of it, so you feel a bit stuck.
>investment companies want python programmers
what
>>74566224
But python is easy
>>74566200
never have I ever thought that
a lot of my teachers complained about their job all the time (especially in les boomboom classes)
>>74566231
all languages are ez
it's wat u do wit dem that couns
>>74566200
unless you taught advance classes at my school, it was basically baby sitting
I have an interview writing embedded software for some sort of machine, but that's my only lead right now
At least it's something I would maybe enjoy
>Raccoons fucking around in my garbage
I TOLD YOU I NEEDED A GUN RUSSIA
>>74566222
Have you ever thought about talking to your old teachers or something?
I think I'd be motivated to be a teacher because i had a few good ones who also seemed to know a ton of stuff, but I'm not really interested in that field
>>74566155
it helps if you have a project leaning towards what you're interested in at the company you're applying to
like eigenvalue memes for picture recognition for search engine divisions at Microsoft and Google
>>74566275
Raccoons are cute.
Don't bully them
>>74566310
say two raccoons yesterday the size of dogs
not cute in the slightest
>>74566310
are you an girl
>>74566310
>>74566282
I mean, I'm at a pretty low end school right now, basically in the hood, so it's very disheartening. But you're right, I probably just need to speak more with others who have been here longer. It just seems like no students give a shit, and I wish I could change that
>>74566310
No they aren't, fat & lazy without much fear.
>>74566326
Uma delicia?
>>74566344
No
>>74566380
Sounds pretty good
>>74566369
my sister felt the same way
but she's trapped in a foreign country and has no memes of changing up the curriculum
>tfw you write a song and the band rejects it because you're the bassist and it has a very intelligent bass line with pedestrian guitar riffs
ONE DAY I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE
So guys, been awhile since I've posted, but, for those of you who might remember me, I'm the anon who works for Chipotle Mexican Grill, and guacamole thief extraordinaire.
Well, today came the day for my promotion from Kitchen Manager to Apprentice General Manager ($78k starting). It didn't go so well buds...
They said my economic model for sales was below par, especially on the guacamole, and steak (I typically go quadruple portions with my free meal per day), and it wouldn't be until next week, when the auditors come in and make sure everything is tip top.
I'm scared. It's all up to these bean counters whether or not I make apprentice. I've been here 9 months and I never thought I'd make it this far. I went from full blown NEET to being in question for managing an entire restaurant whilst making over $70 with just a high school diploma.
>>74566389
Coons always have a billion parasites
>>74566471
How? do you just have a good work ethic?
>>74566486
A rare delicacy perhaps?
>>74566502
dude I know people who eat possum and squirrel
>>74566502
>leaving the feet intact
Uhh...
slavshits will chimout again tomorrow
cant wait to throw rocks
>>74566525
Have you ever ate a bear?
>>74566563
I have had black bear
>>74566495
Honestly, I don't know dude. I think I got extremely lucky. I have no business being even KM let alone up for promotion to run an entire store. Yet EVERYONE except the absolute higher ups (those making 7 figures) is happy with my performance....
I honestly question whether or not this is reality. I went from riding a bike to work to driving a new BMW in less than a year....
>>74566557
There is one in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>74566595
Don't scare me so dude.
That's creepy.
>>74566619
ROCK'd
picked this up from /mammi/
saw the qtest girl today at giant eagle. she giggled when she saw me staring and I ran my cart into pasta boxes and knocked them over. wish I had the courage to say hi or something
>>74566708
>giant eagle
a west pa or ohio bro?
>>74566586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA
>>74566798
Western PA
>>74566708
I had the same happen to me today on the line. Some qt blonde college girl, a little thick, not chunky, not fat, just "Southern Thicc" if you will..., kept trying to tell me "little less pico" and "light cheese and sour cream", but all I heard was my dick moving throughout my fucking trousers...
The entire time after I gave her the order to EXACT (and I mean fucking exact, it should've been captured and used for promotional usage it was that fucking tip top), she just kept giving me that little stare and light giggle. My balls nearly went up and into my asshole I was that tense yet couldn't fuck shit up, especially whilst those corporate fucks were in my store.
>>74566708
c-cute anonsama (#^-^#)
>>74566841
fuckin neat, I'm from erie, but I'm currently living in columbus. Didn't we used to have a /cum/map? Probably wasn't a safe idea lel, still was interesting to see though
>>74566689
RNH? More like real nothing hours
>tfw no american gf
*sits in empty /cum/*
>>74567426
Hello Pedo-Turk, how's it going?
I want to die
>>74567585
The usual reasons?
Who wants a Finnish boyfriend?
>I'll give you fresh spurdo memes
>and make food
>>74567633
>Finnish men
Comfortably Numb has the probably the best recorded guitar solo of all time desu
>>74567605
Don't need a reason to die it's much more preferable to life. One day for sure I'll die I just hope it's sooner than later. Hopefully tonight in my sleep.
>>74567665
I'm not from Kallio or Vallila so no worries
>>74567699
>Finns aren't asian that's just a me-
i love the first contact Star Trek episodes
>>74567809
*kills them*
>>74567830
fuck TOS and fuck Kirk
we watch TNG and DS9 around here
>>74565796
This is starting to explain the persistent Star Trek threads.
>>74567847
/trek/ is the only general worth posting on /tv/, eternally buttblasted /got/fag held in the shadow of the books
>>74567841
>Humans don't just kill alien life forms, we resp-
New York, Boston, and Philadelphia are the only cities in America with their own culture and worth visiting
>>74567913
i've been to every major city in the US and can confirm that they're all the same
americans think too highly of themselves
>>74568046
>flag
>americans think too highly of themselves
Who are you?
>>74568057
He is my cousin also known as CHI
>>74568085
Ahh si, primo americano.
>>74566701
>>74566701
Guys can you come and post little anime in mämmi, we need more.
Ty.
Type france in twitters search bar. Enjoy getting mad
>>74568116
I did all I could.
>>74568256
kek
>>74568256
Roasted, I'm actually enjoying these.
>>74568256
Really makes you think...
>>74568531
To be fair, the French have a proud tradition of chauvinism.
>>74568618
I'll have you know the current President is VERY proud of his wife's children shitlord.
im gay and is uck pens
Canada give me green card.
In Brazil we have a fruit called acerola. It reads arsehola.
>>74570067
didn't you hear from the experts here on /int/? literally anyone can move to canada whenever they want since trudeau was elected, come on over bud.
Good evening /cum/
>>74570067
>Russki
No thank you.
all of Russians love the Russia, if my think is Right.
Russians always say "Russia is best country. FUCK THE WESTERN"
PLEASE STAY IN YOUR COUNTRY FOREVER. GO AWAY.
/cum/ dead
we need foreigners
I never post anymore but I lurk
I don't know what else to do.
>>74570628
Your believs and my wishes are none of your concern.
>Russki
I like how people try to use it as an insult while just means Russian.
Looks like a silly attempt.
>>74571104
do something productive?
Read some new information?
Watch a movie?
>>74571104
r u me
>>74571377
I'm drug addicted
Just cut myself shaving
Mornin' /cum/bums
>>74572220
elloooo
>>74572686
Hows it going Lativa I haven't seen you around much lately
next week my brother is going to visit his friend in jackson mississippi and also visiting new orleans. will he survive?
>>74572858
pray for him
>>74564698
Went to the capital this weekend and was quite surprised to see rows of homeless people drinking moonshine and cheap beer right in front of little kids playing
also plenty of albanians and poles drinking very clear grape soda
https://youtu.be/JXfGpy5hJkI
The best thing to come out of Canada
>on page 6
b-bump
>tfw you're alone in /cum/
just wanna be free
>>74575440
live free or die bud
tfw no american gf
>>74570613
Alri
gaaay
>>74575838
you have horrible taste in women
also she's like 13
>>74575856
SO?
>>74575871
>being attracted to a 13 year old hispanic girl who thinks shes black
they're literally a diamond dozen here and are garbage tier bud
>>74566166
I want to be a comfy teacher
>being attracted to a developed female with huge tits
wow pedo
>>74564698
>>74564716
>>74564721
>>74564722
>>74564739
>>74564744
of all the imbecile idiotic educayshunned burgers these have to be the lowest most pathetic of them all
go fuck a morbidly obese murrika spewing land whale