/cum/

reeeee non-cum flag

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approved anime list:
evangerion
cowboy bebop
elfen lied
sakura card captors
ranma
attack on titan
dragon ball
yuyu hakusho
captain tsubasa

if you have liked a different anime from what was posted kill yourself ASAP

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Imagine being Alexa in that moment and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your pubescent body and horrific androgynous baby face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another football player in her bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garret flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable fedora barely concealing his beady eyes and dumbo ears, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his weedy fucking visage but his dorky attitude as everyone in dance class tells him he's GOT IT and DAMN, GARRET DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his dweeby fucking acne ridden face contort into types of goofy smiles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Chads and Tyrone's and later alleged Football stars for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the middle class in America. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his hairless upper lip as he finger points suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "very very very nervous (for that is what he calls himself)" dance, the dance he worked so hard for by himself in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future Instagram followers over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>74563543
why post this again
dumb CHI

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>>74563521
>Finns

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please happen

>>74563543
no samurai champloo

I'm going bald

>>74563553
http://www.hel-looks.com/
helsinki looks
the capital of finland, a true shithole

>>74563570
They'll cure baldness soon

>>74563550
I hope this kid is dead now

>>74563552
i dont like when you are mean to me

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leave my land, white man

>>74563570
when they call you daddy you gotta look the part

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>>74563584
sorry

I'M A WINNER
WINNING COMES NATURALLY TO ME

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>>74563586
hello spirit brother

>>74563577
there are already cures but they fuck up your dick. masturbation is one of my only only escapes from this incredibly depressing world

>>74563586
give me back my beads, red man

>>74563586
just take it back

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>>74563574
I rather enjoy that site and the San Francisco version

anyone else love filthyfrank xDD

have you seen him wear the pink suit?? i LOL everytime!!!

probably couldn't in good conscience fuck a family member by blood

>>74563612
too much effort
>>74563605
hello brother
which tribe are your ancestors part of

>>74563622
fucking hate high schoolers

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BOOM! BIG REVEAL!

i'd fuck my second cousin if she offered

>>74563636
dildo? no
pickle, yes?
>>74563638
second cousins are fine

>>74563636
I hope this show is dead now

>>74563628
probably blackfoot

when i was 8 i asked my cousin to marry me

Helping functional retards reset their passwords at least gave me some purpose in life

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>>74563644
WUBBA DUBBA LUBBA hahaha

>>74563636
*gets schwifty*

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>>74563622
gibe da pusi bOss

really i'd fuck a first cousin but i don't have any female first cousins

except for the one who i think it going to grow up to be a tranny

we'll see how things pan out there

things redditors say
>asshat
>lel
>praise kek
>cringe
>metric fuckton

>>74563671
you forgot
>nomie
>reeeeeeee

honestly no, now that i think about it that'd be too far

if he was my second cousin i might though

>>74563671
Lel, your post made me cringe a metric fuckton asshat. PRAISE KEK!

>>74563659
I love the show, but the fan base is fucking unbearable.

>>74563671
lel what an asshat. you couldn't be more of a tryhard if you, well, tried. it's ironic that viewing this post is like backing up a metric fuckton of cringe to your house and swimming around in it. praise be to kek's name, may he strike you down

>>74563687
>>74563694
cringe

*uses all of those words in a single post*

>>74563685
Why does it matter if you couldn't have kids with him anyway

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>tfw hot cousin
would ironically fuck her and then unironically kiss her

>>74563700
epic

Good afternoon client service desk anon speaking

>>74563687
>>74563694
>>74563698
normies GET OUT REEEEEE

>>74563700
Is this a new meme? Replying to someone without quoting them?

>>74563702
because I'd feel bad

i have a friend who's gotten really into /pol/ recently and it's made things very awkward. he keeps sharing pol memes in the groupchat and brings up the 'ethno-state' every time we hang out

>>74563708
i have a couple of hot first cousins but im not sick in the head so i dont want to fuck them

i almost fucked my cousin

pls dont think bad of me.

>>74563720
I'm not sick in the head I would only do it ironically

>>74563720
you're sick in the head if you wouldn't fuck them. faggot

>>74563717
The final redpill is realizing that /pol/ exists to move the mainstream even further to the left

>>74563716
Oh

>>74563714
it's a /brit/ gimmick

>>74563717
people who don't know when the "shut it off" are the fucking worst
i knew a guy who said "lol" and "lmao" in real life instead of laughing

How did you enjoy this weekend my friends? i did absolutely nothing.

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have you tried turning it on and off again

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*BUURRRRP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor begins to chuckle
L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
Mmmmm get schwifty, SZECHAUN SAUCE
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

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cringe

>>74563742
it worked thnx
*sends 0.001 btc*

just noticed something
i dont think ive seen a single californian post all day
>>74563740
i spent it posting on 4chan and drinking
>>74563747
MR
POOPY
BUTTHOLE

>>74563717
ask him how he thinks the ethno-state will happen

>>74563740
played call of duty

my friends are legit alt-right and they never go to /pol/.

DUDE NANNY STATE LMAO

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>>74563690
>loves a show
>hates the fans

absolutely hate help desk and I especially hate Caribbean and South Asians women

>>74563769
what's your county

>>74563764
the alt right is spreading into real life
>>74563769
i like watching videos from your state where leftists and rightists fight in berkley
good content

>>74563778
none of your business fucktard

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>tfw neo-liberalism has successfully been re-categorized as radical centrism

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If I drink concentrated OJ
Can I think Consolidated's okay?
It's not the band I hate, it's their fans
Three cans of water perverts me

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>none of your business fucktard

>>74563785
i'm a neo-liberal according to some quiz i found in the swedish general
ama

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>>74563740
I worked in a small, confined store that's filled with thousands of pounds of noxious pool chemicals and has very bad ventilation.

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>>74563785
His """greatest""" accomplishment was being part of that trend.

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On the first light of the day you march on
Departure has arrived, don't look back
Avoid the darkness stay away, stay out of sight
Until you've filled the last of shooting star

>>74563796
gb2 cuba fucking socialist

You can fuc any cousin when you're a dopted

>>74563812
neo-liberals support the laissez-faire economics, dumb chi

thread is pure shit
shall be doing a sleep and hoping you lads will have it sorted by sunup

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*don't go breakin my heart*

>>74563815
quintessentially floridian post

>>74563812
gb2 political school FUckIng retRd

first day off after finals and i agreed to work an 8 hour shift

fuck

>>74563822
>>74563828
>liberal
>not completely equivalent to marxist scum
yeah okay, thanks fidel and fidel jr.

>>74563806
>>74563826
This is a very bad Pepe.

not a fan of this new chi poster

piss

>>74563844
its not a pepe you newFAG

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do you guys like mochi?

>>74563845
say it to my face fagboy

I'd love to pop that swollen melon off your shoulders

all i know is i really hate people who want to take down confederate statues

>>74563826
ON GERMAN BLOOD AND CONSUMERISM

>>74563855
its ok

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do you guys like corn?

>>74563852
>Finland

>>74563855
Yes, I love it. The ones filled with custard are the best.

>>74563874
>

get it?
youre fucking nothing

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>>74563871
i like corn surfing

you guys lift? just starting hitting the gym and the protein. scoopin' brah feels good

>>74563871
IT'S AIGHT
high fructose corn syrup is a no go for me oh

>>74563892
going to gym is full of homo
do your exercise at home

>>74563855
Yes, I bought glutinous rice and tried to make it once. It didn't go too well and I haven't tried again since.

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>ironically shill for restaurant on /ck/
>mysteriously get money sent to my bank account

>>74563897
you got something against pop, bucko?
(i dont actually drink it very often)

>>74563892
i unironically own a bowflex

>>74563885
Go be irrelevant somewhere else.

>>74563892
I honestly found picking up heavy things in everyday life gave me a better physique than lifting desu but I still lift sometimes

I like to run to so it just all cancels each other out. I lift and bulk, then run it all off, then lose my slim running form by bulking again

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>>74563543
Elfen Lied is edgy try-hard shit. Did the main protagonist honestly need 3 whole tragic backstories?

>>74563892
faggot

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Best soda coming through.

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filter me I suck dicks with these lips

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>>74563868
>be american black
>be slave for hundreds of years
>barely ever resist, only handful of notable resistances
>White people end slavery
>be free but completely cucked by jim crow laws and racism for another 100 years
>White people pass laws against dindu abuse
>many years of ""equality"" pass, still unable to into fatherhood
>[current year] Imma finna take down this statue, that will fix sheeeeit

>>74563906
I drank soda for at least 10 years. When I reached my late teens and early 20s I realized I had to stop. Now that I've quit it, it genuinely feels like poison when I drink it

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>>74563928
that's not soda
this is soda
that's pop

>>74563924

i cant even remember what happened, but i liked it.

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durr hurr posting is hard

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>>74563785
>tfw THINGS are always going to get better

>calling soda pop

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>>74563871
corns pretty cool

>>74563947
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>>74563936
Is that actually you

I hate corn mostly

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>calling pop coke

SUMMONING ALL CALI POSTERS
Is LA a cool place? I hear so much hate about it.

I hate California mostly

despise alchohol

there are no good leaf posters apart maybe from pooman
prove me wrong

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>Soda
>CHI and Jew York speak

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>hurr montana is part of the west please accept me

>no hospital salisbury steak dinner post
What did he mean by this?

>>74563997
fucking RUNT
*HEEMS you*
Based BUCKS and NORCAL say soda (as well as missouri the fuck)

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

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>what kind of coke you want
>pepsi

>>74563982
drove through la once on my way to yuma
can confirm its a literal shit hole
101 is such a nice highway till you get to socal

>>74563998
we are the fucking west

>>74563951
I will give you that sometimes we just get the need to watch anime ultra-violence and mutilation, and Elfin Lied delivers pretty good on that from. Really it's only bad when people try to pretend the plot was deep in any way.

>>74564022
you're part of the great plains you runt

>wypipo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELAVJoUp8OE

>>74563947
this but unironically

>>74563970
what the fuck is this guy

no one wants pepsi in places where they call it coke moron

>>74564038
i wasnt being ironic

>>74564024

dude the plot was about some demons with horns and shit but lucy was cute and edgy

i'm probaly Canada's most important night shift diplomat

>>74563922
>I honestly found picking up heavy things in everyday life gave me a better physique than lifting desu
>why yes I do participate in crossfit

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>soda

gonna vomit soons

no seriously whats wrong with this dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVeTVjTJum0

also where is his accent from

>>74564054
I DON'T DO CROSSFIT I EXERCISE ALONE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO SLOW

>>74564062
>LE POP XDDD I CALL IT LE POP BECAUSE I AM FUCKING BLIND AND IDENTIFY THINGS BY SOUND

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true cultural regions coming through

>>74564045
oh my mistake
fucking worthless cunt. would laugh if you got cancer

>>74564086
>commiefornian eating the worst nuggets in the world

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>>74564042
the one true vape god

>>74564086
god that fucking accent

>>74564092
me in the green

>>74564086
His accent sounds sorta Skaterdudish
As to what's wrong with him
>Commieflornia

>>74564086
no wonder the northwest and southwest are spazzing out about these people moving in

finally triggered penisylvania
time to find a new goal

>>74564092
although i feel like oklahoma should be with texas

>>74564092
>Idaho the same colour as BC
Have Cascadia memes gone too far?

>>74564129
you ummm did not trigger me the only thing that triggers me are a set of things you did not umm unleash the real bucks county you only twiddled my meme persona in your tiny ant hands that you use to feel the texture and composition of crumbs keep trying umm sweetie but you're not going rustle this big bustle *shakes*

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improved

>>74563904
seems like it would be hard to make to me

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If only I could blogpost something rn without the fear of jinxing myself or feeling like a bit of a jerk

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>>74564160
>lumping in the reject texans with texans

really dislike idahoans

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>wypipo think wasabi is spicy

>self-conscious about oversharing in a shitpost general for failed redditors
laffin

dude you are like toats triggered omg

>>74564181
oklahoma doesnt belong with anymore more than with texas and arent unique enough to get their own

still feel a bit sick hope I Don't throw up muicu

>>74564182
what is wrong with them aside from the fact they have edgy standoffs

>>74564170
I fuse together asking questions with subtle blog posting to seem like I'm listening for the opinion of others when in reality I am letting them know what is going on with me #justPAthings

>>74564204
was dryheaving into the toilet a little while ago

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*posts the One True culture map*

>>74564206
rightful montana clay
they have part of our mountains
filthy potato farmers

>>74564210
absolutely terrible
you should feel ashamed

have not given up a gram of the Anglio-Saxon spirit and i consider that a feat of the colonial spirit

>>74564210
>texas
>appalachia
u huh

>Be me
>22 year old kissless virgin introvert
>Not ugly but have cripplingly low self-esteem
>Finally try to break out of my shell and go to a bar for the first time
>Just chilling watching a local band play
>Girl comes up to me and says "Hey, I noticed you've been standing in the same place for an hour."
>Not really sure how to respond to that, so I try to be funny
>Say to her "If I told a lesbian that I identified as a woman, do you think she'd go out with me?"
>Halfway through this sentence make eye contact with her boyfriend I didn't even notice was there
>She just awkwardly laughs then leaves
>End up smoking an entire pack of cigarettes that night so that it looked like I was doing something

That was 9 months and I'm still a virgin.

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>>74564210
Remove that from this website and your harddrive

>>74564169
It's supposedly just macerated glutinous rice, but there's some more finesse involved I haven't figured out

>>74564210
I am initially okay with this map until I look at the abomination of "the midlands" that groups together philadelphia with nowhere, nebraska. also appalachia should extend into southern interior NY but nobody knows that

If anything, BosWash should be its own nation.

>>74564239
you shouldve impregnated her

>>74564239
>Be me a couple weeks later
>Same bar, different band
>"Thanks for all the support guys! This will be our last song of the night."
>Buzzed from a few cranberry vodkas I had that night
No, it's not a gay drink.
>Decide to support the band and dance my little heart out during their last song
>Girl walks up to me and looks me in the eyes
>She's so fucking pretty. Like the kind of pretty that gives your heart a boner. A heart-on, if you will.
>She puts her hands out, motioning me to dance with her
>Hold her hand while dancing, interlocking our fingers
>Never been in a situation like this before
>Suddenly feel something on her hand
>She's wearing a fucking wedding ring
>Notice she keeps looking behind us, laughing and signaling to someone
>Don't fucking dare to look and see what he looks like
>Feel incredibly awkward, not sure what to do
>Want to push her down and run away like it was kindergarten
>Instead just finish the song, but making sure to be my distance and to make it as platonic as possible

Why do women do this? Was she just dancing with me because she felt sorry for me? What the fuck!

>>74564228
i am so fucking irish i can still feel the alcohol from my viking ancestors

>>74564266
what a vapid cunt

>>74564251
fuck you
>>74564266
hope he bashes her skull in for being a racemixer

>>74564221
napoleon dynamite walks up to you*
shoves you out of the way with rex kwan do*
walks up to ur girl*
asks for her consent to pat her on the rump*
he is so alpha she consents to the rump pat*
he does it but like not in your view*
he walks away*
what then

>>74564261
post your arm

>>74564266
looks like she has a problem

>>74564259
she was probably drunk

>>74564239
>>74564259
>Be me a few years ago
>Got my first job as a cashier for a supermarket
>First day
>Very first customer
>"Good afternoon, Sir. Thank you for shopping at K-Mart."
>Immediately notice it wasn't a guy but just a bald old black woman.

>>74564276
holy shit we finally got you to be emotive
good work y'all
also you're in omaha, not nowhere, nebraska. there are plenty of places you can call nowhere, pa

finally actually listened to stefan molyneux speak

he's a deluded rube, one of those MUH CULTURE WAR retards

but I still like the not an argument meme

>>74564287
waaaaah why wont tau'roun pay attention to me waaah

>>74564281
fuck forgot about that
another reason to hate idaho

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>>74564266
>how dare this nigger show more interest in a video game than me
>i have a working vagina

the blood of the indians of the plains runs through my veins
*scalps you*

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>>74564239
>>74564259
>>74564294
>standing around looking like a twat
>girl i had only met a few times before patted the seat next to her and says "come sit next to me [anon]"
>actually say out loud "alri lemme just squeeze in next to [femanon]. it's a dream come true haha"
>don't say another fucking word for the 30 minute car ride back to town

that was 8 months ago and i still think about it daily.

Bin that Finn.

steven molymeme is a civic nationalist as well as jewish

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>black friend knocks on my front door
>he says "Hey, is your mom a swinger?"
>"No. Why?"
>"Oh, dunno. Just asking."
>and then he leaves
>mfw

I didn't leave my stoop today.

>>74564322
HOW DID YOU GET A PIC OF ME
DELETE TIHSD RIGHT NOW

>>74564297
>holy shit we finally got you to be emotive
what? i was never not "emotive"

>>74564315
>1/8 native
>CALL ME WAMPO "SILENT SHRIEKING RUNNING EAGLE PAW BLACK FOOT BEAR" POCHONO
sry but you are rly living up to one of the few white people memes out there lad

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My 18 year old sister is in command of the classical Greek army

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK

>>74564342
i'm doing it ironically though
i never talk about muh native heritage in real life
also leave my land, pale face

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>>74564331

>>74564331
There you go, friendo.

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Lotta weird shitposting itt today

>>74564315
savage as fuck broski

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my cat sleeps all day and we don't bother each other

>>74564373
PHEW THANKS LADDIE

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FINN DOX:

Finnish Man

1234 Finland Drive

>>74564362
I am a proud hispanic man myself so I'm at least 60% native. maybe my tribe will one day defeat yours

on another note I actually met a 'muh indian heritage' white person before. demanded to see her tribal chief after she got into an ATV accident

this is my final form.

ゆっくりしていってね!

>>74564384
no youre not
youre a hapa

>>74564383
FUCK THIS SHIT AGAIN HELP ME GOOKMOOT

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>>74564286

>>74564393
what the shit no I'm hispanic. My first name is LITERALLY escabio
do not appropriate my proud hispanic heritage white boy la razo puta

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>>74564383
oh fuck

>>74564316
I'd like to console you, but I feel embarrassed just from reading that. I'm sorry, anon.

why yes i'm 1/64th cherokee

>>74564384
Im an Indian >>74563605

>>74564407
no
i specifically remember you saying that you're a hapa and then me telling you to avoid denver

why yes im 1/8 french

>>74564402
is this your halloween costume
do some exercise man

why yes im %76 white

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>>74563982

Its like the black licorice of cities. Very few people like it but if you find yourself enjoying it then it can be the comfiest place ever. The only way to tell for sure is to come over for a visit.

L.A. is blighted but with pieces of goodness sprinkled throughout. It has conceited trust fund babies, hobos everywhere, wastefulness, traffic and the such but also has things like gorgeous bookstores, taco places that have the most questionable but the most amazing carnitas, festivals I didn't even know existed, friendly people (don't listen to what the other states say. They only know the rich assholes who just got done fucking us before moving on to their states).

You really have to search for your comfortable spot in the city, it doesn't just spill out cool shit like some other cities like Paris or New York. It's a low key kind of nice.

>>74564210
This map is shit because otherwise I travel out of my culture zone entirely and then back into my culture zone just on my way to work.

>>74564440
i am 87.2% white

>>74564418
i mean
in a way
eurasians and hispanics are both european and asian?

>>74564417
now this here is an actual native american
*bows in respect of ur true american status*
a true chinook of the pac nw. I respect u

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This is deep

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>>74564434
what exercises

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>>74564431
Cinco de Mayo, more like Hijo de Puta

im 1/4 french

>>74564455
you said that you're half vietnamese

>>74564434
I usually mow the lawn about once a week
putting mulch in the gardens tomorrow

wooooow why doesnt nintendo hire this guy he is so talented

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9rxMQWzlcM

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France is 100 percent Jeb

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>>74564456
>left has 3 ways of saying the same thing

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>>74564239
>>74564259
>>74564294
>>74564316
>walking through the mall food court, looking for lunch
>old friend from high school and her boyfriend call me over to their table
>basically just say hi and catch up for thirty seconds
>suddenly a very awkward silence
>I get the sense that they both want me to leave now

I feel like it was my fault because of how awkward it was, BUT THE WHY DID THEY CALL ME OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE?

>>74564462
>>74564475

get a pull up bar on your door or smth

>>74564441
I wonder about the west coast sometimes and homelessness definitely seems like a major factor the more I read about it. it sounds like you guys get harassed everyday from seattle to san diego. sounds pretty awful desu

>>74564467
*backs up*
*sweats*
w-what do you want from me

>>74564456
they misspelled civilization and honor

I know about 15 chords now, I will play them for you

*plays C chord*
*plays D chord*
*plays E chord*
*plays F chord*
*plays G chord*
*plays A chord*
*plays B chord*
*plays Cm chord*
*plays Dm chord*
*plays Em chord*
*plays Fm chord*
*plays Gm chord*
*plays Am chord*
*plays Bm chord*
*plays C# chord*
*plays Eb chord*
*plays F# chord*

haha maybe I'll learn some music soon. what are you doing tomorrow night?

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>>74564480
>when you tell the squad german bloods for dinner

*turns on CNN*
>FRANCE REJECTS FAR RIGHT

lmao

almost fell for caraposter's bait

>>74564492
lets see your arm tough guy

>>74564479
slow and steady

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>>74564505
News coverage here of Le Pen has been "literally hitler" also

what would you do if you were a native man living in south dakota and found out that your only daughter has run off with a white man

>>74564502
*shreds over you*

>>74564487
they probably just wanted to say hi and assumed you already had stuff to do

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>>74564456
>British Empire
>Honor
>Liberty
>Peace
doh jeezus

>>74564492
but then I'd have to eat more and I only have so many potatoes

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>>74564505
>*turns on CNN*
>France elects the young centrist Macron in revolutionary election, rejects the fascist Putin puppet Marine

>>74564525
plot twist: i am the white man

>all these people upset over macron
how does one hate on someone so pretty

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>>74564544

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>>74564524
(((filipovic)))

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>>74564510

>>74564544
*takes pictures*
RARE

>>74564555
thats a slav name though

I'm

>>74564555
That's slav.

>>74564569
oh so prittie

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>>74564565
It's a jew name as well, most jews have either variants of german or slavic surnames

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im the best poster here prove me wrong

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>>74564591
LOOK AT IT

>>74564591
you're not me
*drops mic*

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>>74564591

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>>74564560
oh yeah? bet you weren't expecting this huh?! alot of good your muscles do now huh? stupid meathead

>>74564585
yes, but "ovic" is used by south slavs and jews who use slav names come from west or east slavic countries, not south slavic ones
if it was a jew using a slav name it would end in "-vich" or "-wicz"

>>74564615
n-now THIS is autism

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>>74564591
Cara is a dog

>>74564613
*unzips gword (gun sword)*
Uh... leave the Finn alone? FUCK OFF!!!??!?

>>74564613
*bends your shotgun towards yourself*
Bang
Haha ur ded

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>No hospital-kun posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9gK2fOq4MY
this is indisputably the best talking heads song

reminder that if you shave your head you're a cuck

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Where my globalist cucks at?

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why cant i have liberalism without the minority dick sucking?
america needs a white male middle class party

neo-liberalism will save america

>>74564648
Is there anything that doesn't make you a cuck anymore?

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>why cant i have liberalism without the minority dick sucking?
>america needs a white male middle class party

gnna vomit

>>74564665
letting your wife have sex with other men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwK_WOXjfc0
>d*sne* hasn't scathed this movie with mental illness yet

>>74564656
join us: the old blue dog democrats

>>74564661
t.obama

>>74564615
interesting observation

>>74564656
because one is caused by the other