/brit/

wow, fuck off.

40 posts early

>>74561966
Smelly dumb Mexican scum

pls delete, this is offensive

>260
>no edition

Fuck off you complete shitbag

IT'S FUCKING JUPITER NEXT TO THE MOON ALRIGHT NOT A UFO

NOT
A
UFO

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Pizzagate is real, John Podesta killed Madeleine McCann

http://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/top-news/podesta-brothers-revealed/

babestation

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xth post for Anzu

Awful reddit thread
>>74556584
>>74556584
>>74556584

>>74556584
>>74556584
>>74556584

>>74562040
i agree, it was

glad we're in this one now

>>74562040
dont be an autist and start a war

let it rest man

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>>74562000

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marina lambrini diamandis

fucks sake lads

Just cannot fathom normies and their relationships. How do you go from meeting a girl for the first time to her begging you to stick your erect willy into her moist fanny? It's doopin mental I tell ya.

this thread has lost its momentum and energy, migrate to the new

>>74562117
>>74562117
>>74562117

>>74562081
i honestly despise Southern Europeans who claim to be Welsh

>haha Im so welsh drinkin ini XDD
>but im better looking than all welsh ppl look at me XD
>with my tanned skin

literally all of them

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>>74562174
nice post in the old thread u fuck

>>74562080

triggered tbqh senpai

someone in the last thread just made first contact

everyone in this thread is a fucking idiot. get the fuck back to the last thread

got a heartache

>>74562140
Why are they portraying Trump in an inauspicious light while Macron is shown looking prepared and handsome?

Seems a bit double standardish, no?

Toss off you!

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>>74562023
>"FBI Anon"

Ah yes very credible source that

>>74562081
nmorth africans really should fuck off back to namibia with their local tribe

>>74562262
they couldn't find a picture of trump looking prepared and handsome
they couldn't find a picture of macron in an inauspicious light

nmorth americans really should fuck off back to namibia with their local tribe

just doin a classic shit my self post

feel like i killed /brit/ for a little while. ruined everyone's natural train of progression

i'm content with that. goodnight

>>74562310
Yes surely we should believe everything we read on 4chan posts

>picture of conspiracy theorist + fake news allegations
>returns to previous tab
>sips his V8

think the healthy, functional flatmates are going to bed now
can finally leave my runt cage and eat, been 30 hours ffs

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dry socket

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you'll never make Anzu cum why even live

>>74562371
toast wanker

>>74562380
Shagged her for a good 2 hours

>>74562390
thinking some of the ol' tesco £1.30 tortellini, bread goes off too quickly x

going to watch the pervert's guide to ideology

>>74562267
don't get the point of this picture
what's happening

still all emotional about the anime kino i just watched desu x

>>74562408
he's been testing the soros weed again

>>74562408
Alex Jones being a low iq loony

>obscure actress
>no nudes on ancensored or mr. skin

absolutely crinkling over here

>>74562380
Imagine getting the tip of your tongue just underneath her phimotic foreskin and slowly rimming its circumference as if in preparation to close a letter

Why yes hello I am a patron of The Chase, I believe it accurately encapsulates Biritsh culture to a degree I will save multiple personalised images of him laughing and post them frequently, most often in reply to myself. Lambrini, Christmas Miracle. Why yes, I do believe I'm funny, hilarious I would go as far as to say. You better not ignore or disagree with my hilarious posts. Or I'll write HOWLING, SCREECHING and post Bradley Walsh at you, the pinnacle of quality posting. Why yes, that's me. I am the Bradley poster. Be sure to spot my trademark Bradley posts, and differentiate between other Bradley posters, which are mostly also myself.

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got a bit of a spot hahah x

>>74562371
do you actually stay in your room all day and not eat because you have to interact with your flatmates?

please tell me you're joking

wearing a skirt

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>there are "people" on /brit/ right now who favor Kant and Hume over Newton and Bacon

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Found the cunny poster

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>>74562453
SCREECHING at this post ngl

>>74562464
Are you a Scotsman?

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legs

>>74562495
spacker

>>74562465
Out of all the people you named there, Hume is the only one I like.

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can sort of see the appeal

got horny and shaved my arse, taint and arsehole. going to be fucking dying the next few days when it grows in

>>74562465
>not Descartes, Voltaire, Locke and Montesquieu

>>74562542
>arse
>American flag
Cringe.

planning to go to malaga with the fellas

just purchased a 16th century grimoire
it has rare spells in it, can't wait to be cast'in!

>>74562577
you what lad?

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>>74562539
>tfw you will never bust a nut raw inside your post-menopausal surrogate mommy--who diddled you while you were a minor--right after be elected president of a major North African regional power

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Anzu fucking choke me to death

>>74562599
>lad
Cringe again. We don't say lad in the US.

>>74562624
mong. what general are we in you spacker

>>74562624
Alri mate don't develop the 'tism about it

>>74562636
good post

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>mong. what general are we in you spacker

Reasons why /brit/ is terrible:
>>74562624
>>74562636

>tfw the age difference between Macron and his wife is the same gap between Donald and Melania Trump

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can the apes stop arguing while I dedicate my life to Anzu?

yanks out

>>74562624
>>74562636
>>74562656
snap

>>74562636
Just stop. Americans can't pull off saying arse or lad no more than a non-American can pull off saying dude.

>>74562553
Descartes is cool. Never read any of the other guys.

It's weird how Dutch Calvinists were actually very tolerant and liberal for their day and yet today we associate Calvinism mostly with turbororkeism

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tossers. the lot of ya

>>74562690
>>74562693
snap

>>74562690
jog on wanker

dude you can kiss my royal canadian arse

oh my god shut the FUCK up you lot

>she played the fiddle in an irish band but she fell in love with an english man

erm...what the h*ck did mr. sheeran mean by this?

t. proud irish-canadian

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Only Purity of Soul and Will with devotion to Anzu will solve this tism

>>74562720
Hip hip cheerio my mate

fucking choon fellers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FzCz8NC58

>>74562725
he's cute

>>74562725
he's underage

>>74562690
chill out, dude, why y'all so mad, bro?

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>Hip hip cheerio my mate

Ah yes finally my intolerable roommate has left for the semester. Time to wank in peace and not on the shitter for once

>>74562751
me in the pic

>>74562744
Dude and y'all are mutually exclusive regionalisms

i frequently get headaches that will last all day, i will take paracetamol and will get about 30 minutes of slight relief, but then it will come back in full force, so i take some more paracetamol and so on and so forth that i'm sure my liver is in a right state at this point. the headaches are usually (not always) on the left side of my head and range from dull to severe depending on how many painkillers i take over the course of a day

so what do you think lads, do i have brain cancer or just migraines?

>>74562755
>>74562757
>>74562770

snap

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The Visigoths were a western branche of the nomadic tribes of Germanic peoples.

The Visigoths invaded Italy under Alaric I and sacked Rome in 410.

This was the first time in almost 800 years that Rome had fallen to a foreign enemy.

The previous sack of Rome had been accomplished by the Gauls under their leader Brennus in 390 or 387/6 BC.

The Visigoths established their own kingdom with its capital at Toulouse in former Roman territory.

In 507, however, their rule in Gaul was ended by the Franks under Clovis I.

Clovis was the first to unite all of the Frankish tribes under one ruler.

After that, the Visigoth kingdom was limited to Hispania.

The Visigoths in Hispania considered themselves the heirs of western Roman imperial power.

In 711 or 712, a force of invading African Moors defeated the Visigoths.

>>74562776
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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hmmph....hemmphff.....ar....*sniff*........aroror........ArooooOO...AOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74562624
FOY

https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861397813439025152

>mention 4chan
>dude le BASED /pol/ redpill magapede1!!

>>74562774
See a doctor you mong

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hobknockers

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>>74562776
G*rmanics: not even once

>>74562807
>an 86 year old man browsing the 'chon

Something deeply unsettling about this

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>I push my fingers into these piiiiiiiiiiiies

fucking hate it when cunts in class have a runny nose and instead of blowing it they spend all fucking day sniffing and snorting loudly in my fucking ear. would break all their noses if I knew I would get away with it

>>74562842
Can you imagine the raw sexual energy emanating from a hungry Sersh? She sees you walking home with a takeaway curry cheese chip. Her mouth salivates with each bite you take until she's visibly drooling. Suddenly she can't contain herself and waddles towards you. She grabs the box out your hands and wolfs them down, often forgetting to chew. Before you can even comprehend what's happened she's already finished, and wanting more. She tries sucking the curry stained on her jumper but it's not enough. Then she looks at you. Her eyes fixed on your curry cheese covered fingers. She grabs your hands with full force and starts licking them sensually. Her eyes are flickering and she's already moaning. Before long she can't even stand anymore. She falls to her knees, still keeping a deathgrip on those delicious fingers of yours. You try to break free but she's too strong. You're also afraid if she falls over her colossal weight will crush your legs to powder. Suddenly you're being dragged down. Before long she's stuck your hand down into her leggings and you can feel her moist warm interior. At this point this is happening whether you want it or not so you decide to go along with it. Her hairy cunt makes you itch but you don't care. She makes no effort to hide her pleasure. Surely people inside their homes are now listening to sound of Saoirse Ronan orgasming on the street. She's so loud she drowns out the music being played in the nearby underage disco. Her crotch is soaking wet and it's clear her body can't take much more. She lets out one final joyous roar and collapses on the footpath. You wipe your hand on her jumper and give it a sniff. Still smells of curry cheese chips.

*sniff sniff*

ah, this runny nose

>>74562827
S
>>74562835
N
>>74562842
A
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P
>>74562854

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Anzu please Punch me to death

>>74562862
*locks you in my basement and tortures you for the next 20 years before killing you*

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>>74562858
never seen this pasta honestly
7/10

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>>74562835
Weird... or what?

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>>74562865
do you know what time it is, sissy brit boi? it's

REAL
YANK
HOURS

messaging the g that is not my gf

LOVE snorting in this runt's ear when I have a stuffed nose. Utter runtoid won't do anything about it haha the meek fucking shit

>>74562882
^sneezes on you and kills you by cold proxy*

*kidnaps 190kg for ransom*

>>74562893
Pics

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>>74562892
GIRUGAMESH

has anyone else noticed there hasnt really been a single hype generating game since 2015?

>>74562897
I stare at them until they stop actually and it works, so fuck off

>yanks have literal roommates

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anzu wil never suck you dry lads make the pain stop

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rn8jmKynGq

>>74562915
don't fucking care nerdboy

>>74562928
It's my first year of uni so I'm living in a dorm

>>74562950
under age twat. janny get over here

>>74562940
well i wasnt asking normie cunts
fuck off to facebook

>>74562950
fuck off runt

>>74562963
*stabs you*

>>74562950
>yanks have roommates in halls

HOWLING

New french pres is fit

>living with anyone who isnt family or s/o female

>>74562976
I'm not a runt. I'll be able to keep a fish tank next year in the honors dorm

>>74562996
what uni are you at

>74562996
fuck off runt

you were literally born in the year 2000

Do yanks live in halls every year at uni or do they move to a house in second year?

>>74562996
>uni accomodation for 2 years+
>sharing a room

sort your life out mate

>>74563009
Berkeley

>>74563015
no we don't have enough land and cheap housing here so everyone must live in dorms

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>>74562996
Do you have a Chad roommate who kicks you out to fuck Stacies while you sit outside?

>>74563009
A shitty state school in NJ. I came here because they gave me a full merit scholarship and I don't want to buy into the student loan meme

>>74563044
Slutgers?

Did you hear about that yank mong who was too poor to go to a real uni but pretends it doesn't matter where you get your degree from LOL

>>74563044
im at ga tech

>>74563015
My parents wanted me to commute from home so I wouldn't become corrupted by the worldy binge drinkers or someshit

>>74563015
I'm 25 and I still live in a dorm.

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31 December 406 is the often-repeated date of the crossing of the Rhine by a mixed group of nearly 1,000,000 Germans.

The Rhine-crossing transgressed one of the Late Roman Empire's most secure boundaries, and so was a climactic moment in the decline of the Empire.

It has also been termed the Völkerwanderung (German) and, from the Roman and Southern European perspective the Barbarian Invasions.

The Viking expansion from the late 8th century conventionally mark the last large movements of the period.

French and Italian scholars have tended to view this as a catastrophic event.

German and English historians have tended to see Roman/Barbarian interaction as the replacement of a "tired, effete and decadent Mediterranean civilization" with a "more virile, martial, Nordic one."

>>74563021
I won't be sharing a room next year, I'll just be sharing an apartment

>>74562461
old post but whilst im playing it up a lot for a gimmick it's a really weird social situation now that i do actively avoid, yeah

>>74563085
screaming my head off at this post

>>74563080
depends on what your degree is

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where is she?

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>>74563085

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blepe

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F E E T
E
E
T

Just planned out tomorrow's runt slop including some hot sauce I purchased from the shop earlier

>>74563080
Pedigree matters more for humanities than it does for STEM anyway, and I'll probably just end up going to my uni's med school after undergrad

>>74563141
all footfags should be castrated with a rusty, dull knife

>>74563145
Post hot sauce

made a coffee at the expense of my neighbors slumber

>>74563127
spacker

female feet? not a fan

>>74563195
bender

Screen just went orange

footfags are more mentally ill than gays or trannies to me

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>>74563165
Got the nandos one to have with chicken and rice and the other one I have on eggs x

the relativity jew

>>74563238
Doesn't look very spicy

>>74563252
context?

>>74563261
E=mc^2

Contemplating having a wank.

>>74563275
beat you to it

>>74563256
Of course they aren't too spicy, they're the optimal level of spicy

Why would you want anything that was too spicy, it's in the name.. 'too' spicy

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lmao

Used to think footfags were proper mental but i think i get it now, not for me though feet smell and are a bit weird

coming to spark you out now

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>white people think icecream is too spicy

FUCK I think I accidentally just took two lexapro instead of one. cannot fucking remember if I took it already or not

I have to say... I love Stacey Poole and Joey Fisher. Two best women coming out of you birtbongs.

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lads...

>>74563330
If you're such a hard cunt with spicy sauce post your hot sauce then

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>>74563310
i shall to be issuing a complaint to monsieur macron about them airing an anti canadian slur, i'm sure our prime minister has his ear

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It has long been suggested that "Robin Hood" was a stock alias used by thieves.

Robert" was a very common given name in medieval England, and "Robin" was its very common nickname. The surname "Hood" was also fairly common because it referred to a maker of hoods.

From 1261 onward, the names 'Robinhood', 'Robehod' or 'Robbehod' occur in the rolls of several English Justices as nicknames or descriptions of criminals.

Thefe are at least eight references to 'Rabunhod' in various regions across York.

Robin Hood might be identified with an outlawed Robert Hood, or Hod, or Hobbehod, all apparently the same man, referred to in nine successive Yorkshire Pipe Rolls between 1226 and 1234.

In Berkshire in 1260, the surname "Robehod" was applied to a man apparently because he had been outlawed.

In a petition presented to Parliament in 1439, the name is used to describe an itinerant felon.

>>74563364
Not gonna read this... But

NOTTS
O
T
T
S

mentioned

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about a month ago this fat girl gave me the best fuckin BJ of my life and i think it was she was swallowing my cum with my cock at the back of her throat; shit was phenomenal
now i think using pineapple in your diet will make them want to swallow right as you're cumming and keep cumming because she clamped down
o-man it felt so good
let me know if you didn't like this post and i'll delete it immediately, don't want to get banned for lewd

>>74563352
I'm not a footfags so this does nothing for me.

Stardew Valley is a fun game. Makes me wish I lived a simple life as an Australian farmer raising sheep and growing produce

OH NOTTINGHAM

Doing a cry lads x

Up the forest

OODALALLY OODALALLY!!

>>74563424
there there :)

fecal belch

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>>74563399

Are all Canadians dope growing ne'er-do-wells like in Trailer Park Boys?

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>>74563418

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU

Really want to thank some of the posters here but I feel like I'll just get a "Fuck off yank!" in response. I want to because it gives me pleasure.

Why do Republican voters in America seem more vocally supportive online of Le Pen in France, than actual Euroskeptic Conservative voters in UK? Doesn't UK stand to benefit more from a total EU breakup than America ever could? Or is there actually more support than I am seeing?

And about Scottish cousine, it's a delicia or not?

>>74563456
All Canadians wish they were either french, British or American depending on their region

>>74563442
:(
xoxo

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Imagine how autistic one must be to type the phrase "praise kek" and click 'post' on a Kazakh fingerpainting listserv

wish i was french, british, or american depending on my region

>>74563481
*shows you my bare smelly man feet with growing dirty nails and veins sticking out*
OwO xx

>>74563475
I've literally never heard a single person here give a shit about the French since we decided to adopt the name Freedome Fries

Don't believe everything you read online

>>74563475
I think white nationalism as a whole is much bigger in the US than the UK

>>74563493
Praise Kek!

>>74563475
Tories hate her because she's not pro free market

Macron is closer to Tories like George Osborne than le pen is to Eurosceptic Tories

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She seems nice :)

>>74563494
I was four when nine eleven happened so I don't even remember the freedom fries gimmick. Sounds like typical yankery though

business idea: start saying "praise kek" ironically

>>74563513
Puppies seem nice. Then they piss on the floor

>>74563513
Aussie girls are made for BAC

>>74563513
>Harry Potter

Red flag DO NOT ENGAGE WITH WOMANCHILD CUNTS

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>>74563513
found this hottie the other day

>>74563518
Fuck off underage twat

FUCK off underage twat

Fuck OFF underage twat

Fuck off UNDERAGE twat

Fuck off underage TWAT

FUCK OFF UNDERAGE TWAT

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>>74563506
*praises it*
Shadilay! :-)

you shouldn't be allowed to post on 4chan if you were born after 1995

>>74563513
normie as fuck but cute btw

>>74563518
It wasn't even that popular of a movement desu. It was one of those funny things you see on national news, but everyone still called them French Fries anyways

>>74563539
Don't be cruel la. I'm sure she has exemplary plaque management habits

>>74563558
unironically 1999 here

>>74563558
But I'm 21

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>>74563556
Lol I'm 19 sweaty xx

>Be France
>practically hand independence to the yanks
>yanks go on to make English lingua franca
>yanks mock the French at any given opportunity
sacré bleu!

>>74561966
>bongostanians trying to steal our spics

Stick to sandniggers.

>74563581
Fuck off runt. Go back to /b/

When 9/11 happened I think I was at the afterschool gym/classroom deal and I will never forget that it was a Jew who told me, and not just that, like a very devout orthodox Jew and he was smiling like in a "wow isn't this crazy but still not dangerous enough to be worried about" way

>>74563513
Does anyone else think Harry Potter has been one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>74563608
came from the_donald

>>74563610
>afterschool gym/classroom
but it happened in the morning. Unless that's the name of the room.

They gave away something like 23,000 sq. miles in the louisiana purchase.
Imagine if the french revolution never happened

>>74563608
I've been browsing the 'chin since I was 11 desu (in 2009)

The amount of land British people own in Australia is larger than Britain

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thread needs more Anzu

>>74563624
it was the room next to the auditorium but it was also where I went after class. i'm literally typing it as my brain remembers it (which is mainly about the jewish kid part)

>>74563651
Fuck OFF

>>74563651
she needs to gain a few pounds man

>>74563663
*gives her a £10 christmas bonus*

>>74563651
aids legs plus corpse skin = this spam will stop and i'll make it happen

>74563621
>74563643
Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off yank runts.

>>74563507
I read comparisons between him and new labour, or the liberal Democrats. How accurate is that?

>>74563656
Reminder that the FBI arrested some Israeli agents that were seen dancing and celebrating at 9/11. They gave a false story, after something like 2 months were released back to Israel. After which they went on television and gave a different account saying they were sent there by intelligence agencies.

on the lambrini tonight lads

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Juan Ponce de León was a Spanish explorer and conquistador. He led the first known European expedition to La Florida.

In the 16th century the story of the Fountain of Youth became attached to the him.

Rumors of undiscovered islands to the northwest of Hispaniola had reached Spain by 1511.

On March 27, Easter Sunday, they sighted an island that was unfamiliar to the sailors on the expedition. This "island" was actually Florida.

The writer Hernando d'Escalante Fontaneda mentions restorative waters in Florida and mentions de León looking for them there.

Fontaneda had spent seventeen years as an Indian captive after being shipwrecked in Florida as a boy. He tells of the curative waters of a lost river which the Natives used to extend their lifespan.

Spaniards had unsuccessfully searched every "river, brook, lagoon or pool" along the Florida coast for the legendary fountain.

>>74563651
why is it so pale?

>>74563701
>Ponce
haha
didn't read the rest of it

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'der date tonight

>>74563689
Show me a real, AMA certified, peer reviewed, tenure tracked, 100% USDA approved non-Infowars source for that you utter RORKELET

>>74563738
they did an AMA on reddit

>>74563719
ayyyy lock like an alien

Is there anyone who didn't post here before they turned 18? I wasted my youth here while all my classmastes were out drinking up the field and fingering slags drunk on lambrini.

>>74563771
started posting here when I was 9. I'm 21 now

>thailad is an unironic anti-semetic bigot

Good on ya' mate

>>74563682
Nah, started after I was 18 but been here for ages now since around when trump got elected

>>74563771
Been posting since I was a blastula in me mum's arse 2bh. I'm 69 now

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>german shakes

>>74563771
I didn't.

>>74563738
https://youtu.be/2XHm56O2NTI
Several news channels talking about it in this video.

All the declassified FBI reports etc. can be found here:
https://www.corbettreport.com/911-suspects-dancing-israelis/

>>74562690
bellend

there are 86 year olds posting on 4chan

what are some essential "getting arrested" forums?

>>74563811
Wendy's Frosties are the only thing I miss about fast food.

>>74563820
Why in God's name would you want to be arrested?

>>74563820
What could be have possibly meant by this

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Anzu #1

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return the slab, or suffer my curse

thailad is the kind of bloke to smack his own arse during sex with his gf

The Dry Tortugas are a small group of islands, located in the Gulf of Mexico at the end of the Florida Keys.

Spanish explorer Ponce de León gave the Dry Tortugas their name on his first visit in 1513. They were given the name Las Tortugas (The Turtles) due to 170 sea turtles seen on the islands.

In 1989 a shipwreck believed to be part of the 1622 Spanish treasure fleet was discovered.

The estimated $450 million shipwrecked cache included 40 tons of gold and silver ingots.

In Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island (1884), Billy Bones speaks of the Dry Tortugas in his drunken tales.

>>74563814
>Kurzberg

woah. do you think they might be Jewish?

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>>74561966
Handing in my notice today lads. Bit hyped so I woke early and can't sleep haha

>>74563494
So it's just the meme crowd then, and the British don't have time for that.

has thailad ever posted anything entertaining

>>74563873
I'd say there is an outside possibility. I forgot the disclaimer:
All of this is merely a coincidence.

>>74563890
usually just brain numbingly boring politics

>>74563896
>a literal nonce is now the first lady of a major Middle Eastern power

lads...

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>>74563912
>a major Middle Eastern power

>>74563896
What is it with politicians being granny shaggers?

night lads

going to play this and doze off to sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ51tp1OYMg

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need a pale white gf

>>74563929
not trumpf

>>74563902
>DONALD TRUMP: “My name is Donald Trump and I’m a big fan of Israel. And frankly a strong Prime Minister, is a strong Israel and you truly have a great Prime Minister in Benajim Netanyahu, there’s nobody like him. He’s a winner, he’s highly respected, he’s highly thought of by all.

>“And people really do have great, great respect for whats happened in Israel.

>“So vote for Benjamin, terrific guy, terrific leader, great for Israel.”

lmao how did Rorkes not realize how much of a good goy trump is

>>74563968
He was the lesser of two evils

>>74563968
>not understanding the difference between Ashkenazi Jews and Israeli Jews

Sort yourself out

Thaiwank has always had something iff about him. Can't figure out what it is though

Americans are so dumb that they need some Israelis lead their nation to not become an wasteland

>>74563989
Many Ashkenazim are indeed Israelis. Did you mean to say Mizrahi Jews?

>>74563968
>>74563814
>>74564012
Go to /pol/ please

>>74564056
fuck off

>>74564060
fuck off

Tim must have been saving his Christmas bonus for years to buy that expensive Les Paul.

what's the word I'm looking for

when someone dictates, what does the person writing do? what are they called?

>>74564078
fuck off

>>74564088
fuck off

>>74564056
There's nothing antisemitic about merely observing Cohen-cidences

>>74564085
transcribing/transcriber?

>>74564085
Amanuensis.

>>74564096
fuck off

>>74564085
you're thinking of a scribe or a stenographer

Fuck me

weebls wobble but they tend not to fall over

>>74564106
fuck off

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Anzu is cute CUTE!

>>74564115
fuck you

>>74564157
fuck off

>>74564085
Fun fact: Hitler didn't actually write Mein Kampf. He was in prison, and paced back and forth while talking. A scribe in his cell wrote down what he dictated

>haven't slept a wink again
>have a 12 hour shift and a job interview for a different company tomorrow

Hate this meme

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>>74562262
And of course, no one ever posted images of Hillary Clinton in an inauspicious light during 2016. Oh no, people were fair and only depicted Trump and Clinton into an equally pleasant fashion.

where can I go for internation random banter

>>74564178
It was heavily re-written by journalists/writers sympathetic to the Nazis.

>>74564193
>didn't feel well at the weekend
>slept basically all sunday and woke up at 6pm
>still manage to sleep at midnight
>wake up at 6am fresh as a daisy
>just rest in bed since there's no point in getting ready for work so early
>fall asleep and wake up 20 minutes late for work before I even got out of bed
Ah yes

>>74564208
The Hague ICC

which one of you put dirty knickers outside tim's window while he was doing his piano thing

>be me
>wake up
Ahhhh yes

>>74564291
link

converting a shop pizza into an oven pizza lads

Trump in reality:
>"I do not endorse Le Pen."

On Reddit right now:
>"TRUMP BTFO BY THE FRENCH!"

low energy

>>74564298
https://youtu.be/XCbcL9XQPXY?t=16m50s

>>74564324
>it's the neighbors drying their clothes
bit anticlimactic

>>74564260
did a post

>Cohen-cidences
If this was off the cuff, had a laff

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>Day off on Wednesday