/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

ech

FUCK

DONALD

DRUMPF

>>74558289
Slark nerf never
Invo nerf never

mobas are for literal children and retards

4chan is my best friend

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Fixed from previous thread

>>74558356
*thumbs nose at you*

>>74558390
thick thighs plox

>>74558390

Madelyn get

>>74558390
how do i get the anime

white people are our own worst enemy

white guilt is a mistake

>>74558331
pretty savage bud

>>74558390
since i can't get the anime give me brooke

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg

my parents were married for five years when my dad was my age

>>74558390
rollin

>>74558390
klara get

>>74558390
rolling

>>74558494
Getting married before 30 is a mistake, me thinks

>>74558494
what is that

>>74558514
i'll take it

>>74558474

You have to earn her first.

Mexico is more beautifull than america

>>74558524
goddamn it

>>74558537
His age? Look at the last thread

i wanna play dota with my int amerifriends
5k mmr here

>>74558548
convince your cousins of that so they move back

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>neighbors are having a party
>can hear everyone having fun and socializing
SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN WATCH MY ANIME IN PEACE

lets play cards against humanity
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=46
password is cum

>>74558536
This.
Especially getting kids.
It's like you never wanted to experience youth.

i enjoy seeing millennials angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXWNChoIluo

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>I play assfaggots

might re-install hyperdimension neptunia vii

>>74558617
I hate the whole "pretending to draw on a whiteboard" thing

>>74558609
nice virus

>>74558390
Hoping for chad

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dumb weeb

neptunia is to video games as filet o fish is to food

bad thread

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>millenials

>>74558757
what the fuck does that even mean?
i hate this place.

>>74558790

it means its shit, stupid

im gonna go make dinner and then lay on my couch
see you guys later

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>unironically being a starcrumpet in TYOOL 2017 A.D.

Either i'm extremely unemotional or everyone else is just a fucking pansy

>>74558790
Food analogies, only in us a

Fuck Macron
French must leave the EU.

i honestly dont know why people play JRPGs

>>74558809
filiet o fish is good
kys

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explain to me how anyone wouldn't want to play a game with this protagonist

>>74558617
>tfw never used social media so I don't know any of these feels
Eat a dick, normalfags. Autists will inherit the earth.

>>74558857
anything other than the crispy buttermilk chicken sandwich is shit

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>>74558809
>hating the objectively-best fast food sandwich

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average millennial
>gay
>spent several years at school but has no job
>obsessed with smartphone and childish social media cancer
>smokes weed
>doesn't see you for any sort of accomplishment, only for whether you are a nigger/tranny/faggot/etc

>>74558892
That anatomy

>>74558892

the gameplay is boring, the dialogue is cringeworthy, and the MC is retarded

>>74558443
Stop

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>Captcha: select hills and mountains

>>74558892
I'd rather antagonize her

>>74558617
>as we transition through adolescence we now need the approval of our peers as well as our parents
>implying

>spent several years at school but has no job

haha, yah

>>74558947
>and the MC is retarded
thats why shes so hot

her little sister is my favorite though

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Has there ever been a more patrician comedian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNN5Vd2Hn2o

>mental retardation is hot

well that explains it

>all the characters in the vidya are animoos
>that makes it good
o am laffin

>armenia
hmm

/cum/ more like /fum/

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>i dont want a boderline retarded purple haired anime gf

what is wrong with you?

>>74559117

haha

>miss the new thread cause the homo only links it once
should be illegal

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I want a girlfriend to cuddle with.

>>74559158

>unable to read

>>74559158
I even made a thread :/

>>74558918
mexicANO

pretty soon we're gonna have artificial wombs and fully functional sex robots so a productive anime relationship will be a reality

going to order some cigarettes online that i can't buy in stores

>>74559235
smelly 3D women would literally go extinct

>>74559250
;~;

>>74559284
i cant wait

>>74559250
keeps on doing his job
good man

taking another GARGANTUAN shit buds

>>74559250
I mean come on at this point it's not clear that the towers are going to fall.
I'd hate getting yelled at by my boss because I stopped to stare at a burning building like a cocksucker

>>74559250
me on the left

>>74559337
are you at a designated shitting mart?

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took a 3 hour nap

>>74559362
no im at my domicile i would never subject another human to this horror

>>74559451
i would

Tfw no cum gameserver

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>>74559501
AVAST

>>74559501
unironically would, next

pulled a REALLY long booger out of my nose

>>74559571
dafuq

>>74559577
...and then?

>>74559510
Does anyone know how to host counter strike
that would be fun

>>74558289
TWILL BE NIGHT FOR ALL SMIRNOFF

Five hour hike this morning. Pulled a tick off myself when I got home. Lyme disease here I come!

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the gee eff

>>74559606
1.6 css or go

>>74559653
punchable

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>I beat women

/dead/

>I die

>>74559676
Your pick really mate
They're all fun. CSS would probably be easiest, 1.6 is a little awkward on Win7

>>74559768
lol

willing to beat anyone

YOU MUST WHIP IT

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Independence?

>>74559797
Yeh i could rent a server from dallas but its kinda pointless if we dont have players

I beat the fuck out of my dick so fucking hard

>>74559770
sometimes they need a good slap to remind them of their place

>>74559869
Yeah i feel like nobody would play for long

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Does she have autism?

>>74559971
don't care

>>74559869
couldn't you just host your own server for the amount of people that would actually show up

tbqh having a significant other who loves you is pretty swell but also takes a ton of effort and communication, the latter of which i feel like most >tfw no gf posters don't seem to realize

>>74560058
what if your significant other is a sex robot?

>>74560058
t. dum dum

>>74560058
communicate what

>>74560058
ok

>>74559971
no she just dumb

>tfw when no harem with 20 sexmates

>>74559999
i cant im using 4g internet due it being faster than cable
and the wireless internet has ports blocked

*dies*

>>74560191
Stop dying, anon!

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>>74560237

find it really difficult to swallow vegetables. almost vomit every time

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>find it really difficult to swallow vegetables. almost vomit every time

i weigh 130 lbs

>>74560268
just soak them in butter and garlic

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>>74558289
>>74558353
who /kunkka/ here?

>>74560360
I don't like that gif.

>>74560360
me as the support bitch

>>74560360
subhuman

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494066664719.webm

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>>74560369
>>74560400
slarkfags gtfo

you don't have to be cool
to turn me on

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cum is dead

Idi Amin

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ordered a pizza moments ago: hawaiian

>>74560565
ananas....

the smarter i become the more i hate niggers

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>>74560532

>>74559501
who is this cutie

>>74560509
>>74560532
>>74560607
who is this lizard wizard?

>>74560668
dou HO

>>74560565
>hawaiian
excellent

>>74560668
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fujiwara_no_Mokou I think

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>>74560575
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>people contribute to and maintain a wiki based around fictional 2d girls from a horrible game just because they jerk off to them and are so feminized they identify with female characters

I don't like the taste of pineapple

Don't understand the spinners craze, desu

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ah yes

/pol/

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>>74560740

>74560790
we already told you
self-induced ADHD

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>no feminine bf

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>>74560775

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>ADHD is real

Le Pen was backed by 44% of French Youth whereas 85% of the 65+ demographic voted for Macron

civil war once all boomers die

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When I was in kindergarten I heard some kid say that New York City is just a made-up place used for movies and he was pretty charismatic so I believed him

Two years or so later on 9/11 I asked my mom why everyone was so sad since NYC isn't real and she slapped my shit

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>caring about french nationalism while being American

>>74560775
That's nothing. S4s had a wiki too

>>74560886

Parents never listen to reasons.

surgeon simulator iss hard senpaitachi
also i dont think your heart is in the middle of your stomach...

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>senpaitachi

>>74560668
Some chinese guy made these two bring his friend out of depression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s4slliAtQU

>>74560565
you fucked up

>>74560565
you did good bud

Should I create a reddit account?

*devours feces*

>>74561008
yeah
can't get karma without one

cat is making weird noises when i pet it

>>74561008
>he doesn't have a 5 year old reddit account
lmao

>>74561036
>>74561008
redditors please leave

>>74561036
>his account is only five years old

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>i own a cat

https://www.reddit.com/user/meme_expert420

Good times. Too bad I can't remember the password

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wanna quit my donut job and pursue the career i actually want but i know that's unrealistic and that i don't have the conviction to do it lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WvTBRgw9tM

>>74561044
>he doesn't browse reddit daily
do you even internet senpai?

>>74561046
I was a bit late on the train tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcrbDYe4qL4
reminder that being californian used to be a good thing (if you were a female)

>>74561049
are you a dogfag?

i cant believe i have to share a general with these insufferable redditor newfags

is it weird that i sometimes am ashamed of my results in class because i'm afraid the professor might recognize my name because of my dad's published papers and let his legacy suffer?

Recommend me some good subreddits to subscribe to
>>74561055
wew, quite the throwback you got there bud
Good times :')

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>>74561057
You probably want to do something artsy or faggy like coding

posting patrician Beach Boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w7ZeSIC6K0

>>74561081
Fite me faggot.

>>74561057
just move back to ohio and start an emo band my man

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>>74561134
i wanna be an illustrator desu so artsy fits

>>74561144
you need friends to make an emo band

>>74561008
if you find subreddits relevant to your interests and avoid the default ones it's unironically great

Ive never been to Disneyland. Any of you been there? Is it really the happiest place on earth?

>>74561134
a person who has gifs from a disney show criticizes me but does not reply back
oh wow

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>Why yes I browse reddit

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>i wanna be an illustrator

>>74561168
anything good for asian feet?

>>74561008
I made an account once but it wasn't worth the effort. I had enough of Reddit after less than an hour. It's the most terrible website probably.

It's alright

Lots of Disney stuff to see if you're a fan, but everything's expensive as fuck and the lines for rides are super long

Went on Christmas(big mistake) and saw 2 dykes yelling at a veteran on a motorized wheelchair for bumping them because it was so crowded

>>74561179
yes but very expensive

when I went I was 14, it was like 3 days at a resort and 4 on the ship or something

they have their own private disney island

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>anything good for asian feet?

r/4chan unashamedly ruined a Robot's life
RIP sniffjizzer

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>oh wow

>>74561142
*picks you up like a newborn calf*
*tosses you over the fence*

>>74561232

The more dead r9kers the better

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>why no I do not browse reddit

>>74561252
Hello, reddit

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>there is nothing wrong with browsing reddit, I'm a millenial btw

>>74561267

t. /r9k/

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/cum/ i have a question

Does the blue shell in mario kart pisses you?

the pizza, she's here

>>74561164
You could record your own stuff. Most people would probably find it out on the internet anyways

>>74561179
disneyworld is the happiest place on earth

>having a job
is there anything more menial, subservient and monotonous?

tfw waiting for mom to go to bed so you can raid the family liquor cabinet

>>74561306

Late game runescape

>>74561285
post a picture

>>74561306
regularly visiting 4chan

>>74561008
Can't believe it's been 5 years since 2007.i'm still stuck in 2007

>>74561306
being a NEET living with your parents

>tfw dad was an alcoholic so we never had liquor in the house

liquor tastes like ass

>>74561328
living with your sister and her children is much worse

>>74561338

t. Sissy

>>74561284
YES

answer my question

please

>>74561284
No.

>>74561348
>willingly drinking stuff that tastes like shit
if you want a buzz, why not just drink straight alcohol

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>>74561321

>>74561386
yuck

>>74561321
Good thing i left 4chan already

>>74561386
what a fucking terrible za

>battlefield bad company 2 is 7 years old
wtf

>>74561386
looks like shit desu

>>74561386
I support pineapple on pizza, but that is disgusting my dude. You are making us look bad.

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haha

>>74561179
i went like 2 decades ago
fucking hour long lines for everything, would not recommend, unless it's a dead day

ordered a chinky

>>74561447
they sent a coupon in the mail so I thought I'd try it

what if our existence is just a simulation made by a really shitty dev

>>74561474
xkcd is shit, but it's true. if you're trying to get drunk, drink liquor. beer is pointless and nasty. maybe craft beer is better, but that is cost prohibitive, see point 1; liquor.

>>74561515
I like some non alcoholic beers.

>>74561503
ah yes, the ol' jewpon trick

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>beer is pointless and nasty

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>>74561500
a rinky tinky tinky

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>>74561474
The asshole who writes this garbage should know not to comment on anything other than computers

>>74561551
not an argument. try to refute me, you can't

>>74561545

Bet you prefer the presence of men too

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>refute my horrid opinion

>>74561580
refutations made: 0. non-arguments posted: 2. not looking good for you. you could have just as easily admitted I was right with your silence

>in computer lab with my water bottle
>drink from it and put it in my bag
>girl sits next to me in computer lab and puts her water bottle where mine used to be more or less
>pick it up and start biting the lid
>drink out of it
>put it in my bag
>leave and realize that I stole her water right in front of her
I wonder if she said nothing because she didnt notice or if I creeped her out

>>74561515
>xkcd is shit
t. drumpfkin

>>74558289

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>you could have just as easily admitted I was right with your silence

>>74561558
kek

>defending his shitty webcomic

What password manager do you use, /cum/? For me it is KeePassX.
You do use a password manager, right?

I'm too smart for a password manager

>>74561635
i use a .txt document as a password manager

>>74561635
no

>>74561635
Are you too dumb to remember an algoritm for your passwords

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>>74561635
I use the same ^.^

>>74561650
>>74561654
>>74561656
>>74561669
>>74561673
idiots

>>74561635
I remember the important passwords and store the non important ones in an email account.

>>74561616
we are up to a whopping zero arguments. keep going

>>74561635
I dont use one

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>we are up to a whopping zero arguments. keep going

Do you have good passwords?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjQ9b3pgIg

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>we are up to a whopping zero arguments. keep going

how we doin friends

I win, you lose, beer sucks, liquor best ever

>he uses software to write down passwords instead of putting them in a txt document and stashing it in his secret porn folder

my passwords are either god or sex

>doesn't drink mead
yawn
filthy non-anglos

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>we are up to a whopping zero arguments. keep going

I bet you fuckers don't even host your own email server

>>74561754
hmmm

how 2 not get hacked:
-pick a word or phrase that is not in the dictionary and uncommon
-throw in a couple of special characters and capitals
-tack some numbers on
-don't trust it with google or any other password manager

>>74561725
yea just 4 random words stringed together

>using anything electronic
it's like you faggots want the NSA to spy on you

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>I win, you lose, beer sucks, liquor best ever

>>74561761
doxxed

KeePass and KeePassX are still considered secure by the researchers who have broken other password managers

>not browsing the Chan by way of smoke signals

>>74561799
if I tie the doors of a bank with a ratchet strap it's still secure

>>74561799

t. Keepass shill

>>74561819
>not using superior SSTV

my password is delevingne

>>74561673
Rude

>>74561799
for now

but no one will ever get to this txt file on my hard drive unless they already have the means to steal my real shit

read Ars Technica once in a while and you might learn a thing or two

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would you eat this

>reading

Who let the nerds in?

i have a steel titanium safe where i keep a stamped envelope with a seal with all of my passwords written in a secret code that only i can decipher

>>74561855
Encrypt your txt file with GPG and you're golden

>>74561880
ja

I read

>>74561899

NERD
E
R
D

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Well i did and now my stomach feels like a pot of sulfuric acid

pls send help

this thread is too reddit

im out

>>74561905
BRAINLET
R
A
I
N
L
E
T

>>74561917
good night cia

>>74561917
only a reddit know what a reddit is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nob8bYAX-A4

dare I say it..../ourguy/?

new
>>74558895
>>74558895
>>74558895

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>>74558390
come ooooooooon chad

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>>74558390
rolliiiiiiiiiiing for boris~

>>74558390
Me and Jaylynn are a matchmade in heaven