/brit/

premier

That guy is exactly how i have always pictured all of these French posters on /int/

Anime!

is for nonces

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The so-called 'mies are still up
Why won't they sleep I'm getting so hungry

sharn't be posting in a yank thread

>>74556584
what is this post

babestation

200 right swipes on tinder so far and only two matches

One was fat and the other was cute but didn't message back

always say to myself that i'll repost my posts that don't get (You)s when i first post them in a later thread but i always forget about doing that

>>74556584
yeah not really cos my face is always pretty fucked. better than being angry on others though

toes are cold but dont want to get up and get socks or shut the window

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lads
am I high or is this a paki made in chelsea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s6LJ_1gyp4

lads

LADS

what do the tories who love paul joseph watson think of alex jones' hypothesis that the royals are nazi paedos

>>74560673
let me have the fat one lad

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so fucking tired but can't sleep
>>74560640
great post

>>74560701
DA MANE STREEM MEATOR

what is the nerdiest most autistic male name you can think of?
what is the nerdiest most autistic female name you can think of?

>>74560701
quite a specific group of people m8

*makes that lambrini post*

>>74560716
what a nerdy autistic question

dad 6'3
mum 5'10
brother 6'4
brother 6'5
I'm 6'6

>>74560742
MAM, THE LAMBRINI'S ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Stephen Fry being done for blasphemy
Good. Wish the sentence involved prison time.

saw some balding midlife crisis twat in an orange lamborghini yesterday

>>74560716
quintus
arya

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74560752
GREAT post

>>74560701
don't think a 'true' torie would rate pjw at all

>>74560716
>what is the nerdiest most autistic male name you can think of?
alex
>what is the nerdiest most autistic female name you can think of?
alex

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there's thunder and rain outside :(

LAMBRINI
MAM
CHRISTMAS BONUS

>>74560751
>brother 6'4
>brother 6'5
damn he's growing quick

>>74560796
thats based mate

>>74560716
eugene
beatrice

>>74560716
Luke and Leia

>>74560803
I'm the middle child

Excellent post.

What an absolute cretinous, amoeboid runt that poster is

>>74560716
Xavier
Enid

>>74560825
It was some light humour autismo

i was the youngest child and had 2 older sisters who were horrible to me

>£10!
>Lambrini!
>Christmas miracle!
>Bradley Walsh replying to himself!

>>74560836
kek

>>74560832
>>74560800

>>74560808
the daughter is kind of cute, too bad she'll age like her mother

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!! LAMBRINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74560846
are they single

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494199396992.webm

never trust anyone with an x in their name

>>74560808
Wonder what would drive these two women to literally attempt to murder their husband/father. Not justifying it but he must have been a cunt of some sort, either that or they are just pure evil.

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Excellent thread here lads

>>>/bant/221194

>>74560877
fancy asking the gf to do this to me some day

>>74560877
really need a lass to pee on me desu

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Anyone else see this weird moving light by the moon? It's very distant, like a star, so it definitely isn't a plane. Was thinking more like a comet.

It has gotten much further away since I've taken a picture of it. I can hardly see it now.

>>74560875
no, one's married, the other had a bf who is a literal rasheed

they're both unironic feminist sjws these days too

>>74560901
that's squirt

>>74560808
MAM
I'LL GET THE ANTIFREEZE, YOU GET THE LAMBRINI, ME BONUS HAS COME IN

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wish lambrini were on me

Hello Id like to exercise my spoken English with a cute british girl (definitely not a slag, although just to let you know - the ability to suck willy might be in very high demand at some point.) Is anyone intrested?

>>74560903
That's Australia mate

>>74560851
>HOWLING
>SCREECHING
>AT MY OWN POSTS
>BRADLEY WALSH
>DAYTIME TELLY

>>74560915
bloody hell
and that lad with the prossie sister won't let me have her contact deets either
how am i supposed to get a gf ffs

>>74560915
has*

>>74560922
if there was a cute british girl here she'd be my gf

>>74560903
thanks mate this reminded me of a good lucid dream i had today with a rocket launch

>>74560936
>>74560937
snap

>>74560922
you can go out with my sister if you want

here she is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

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>>74560877
>no fanny to drink from

>>74560955
>>74560950
>>74560947
>>74560941
Snap

>>74560941
Dont take it personally mate but you stand close to no chance in comparison with myself.

>>74560936
you're pretty desperate arent you m8

you wouldn't want my sisters, they're both fat and in their 30s (well the younger one is 28 but close enough)

>>74560966
i'll snap your fucking neck if you waste my time with such a frivolous post again

>>74560966
ummm no sweaty, brits aren't JF x

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>fuck off yank

>"i'm not a yank im from the south"

literally FOY

>>74560987
>>74560984
SNAP

>>74560979
are you the literal albino gorilla who posted his hideously hairy leg here the other day?
if so, i think i'm the preferable option.

>>74560991
I'm irish but okay

>>74560982
Not him but I love girls in their 30s

Everyone whose native language is English is a Yank

>>74561006
fuck off swiss yank

>>74561006
ah fuck, CEO of Micked has returned

watching the shining lads

i swear every time i watch a stanley kubrick film i find the origin of at least 5 pop culture references

>>74561015
i like gilfs too

>>74561021
funny thing is I'm probably more irish than you

anime has corrupted the minds of far too many impressionable minds in the west

literally worse than islam

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>I'm irish but okay

>>74561005
that wasnt me I swear

>>74561051
Why haven't you converted to Islam then?

>>74561042
The term is 'milf' you nonce x

currently high as fuck on caffeine and ritalin

might pop a valium

>>74561048
all of your posts are abhorrent

you are visibly the worst poster in this thread all the time

you're an underage little shit STOP posting

you will NEVER be Irish

>>74561104
I'm irish but okay

>>74561082
>>74561102
snap

The Irish posters are probably more Yank than me

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>>74561082
nah m8
not here

>>74561048
except your flag doesnt state that you fucking sick cunt

Why yes hello I am a patron of The Chase, I believe it accurately encapsulate Biritsh culture to a degree I will save multiple personalised images of him laughing and post them frequently, most often in reply to myself. Lambrini, Christmas Miracle. Why yes, I do believe I'm funny, hilarious I would go as far as to say. You better not ignore or disagree with my hilarious post. Or I'll write HOWLING, SCREECHING and post Bradley Walsh at you, the pinnacle of quality posting. Why yes, that's me. I am the Bradley poster. Be sure to spot my trademark Bradley posts, and differentiate between other posters, which are mostly also myself.

>>74556584
I wonder what pen she uses.

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>that wasnt me I swear

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she's worth the effort

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>>74561147
SCREECHING

>>74561139
weird how british white trash have their own distinct look compared to australian white trash despite having basically the same genes

must've been a lot of inbreeding on that tiny island of yours since the colonial era

>>74561147
christ mate his gimmicks wearing a bit thin but don't you think youre getting a bit too upset?

>>74561147
very funny post

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need a short hair gf

>>74561200
Yes, but not that one eugh

>>74561173
>she

>>74561200
she looks like the type of girl that wants you to tell her your deepest darkest sexual fantasy but when you actually tell her she thinks you're a weirdo and she breaks up with you

>>74561147
excellent post

>>74561173
Id gladly stick my you know what in her you know what.

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I wonder what Anzus feet smell like

wish i had a cool uncommon first name like darius or brooks instead of the generic biblical one i have now

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>Blasphemy is unironically illegal in Northern Ireland

They're so backwards and gay.
Why do we put up with them again?

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>wish i had a cool uncommon first name like darius or brooks instead of the generic biblical one i have now

>>74561269
>Northern Ireland
(reddit space)
no such thing

blasphemy of the janny should be a bannable offence

>>74561265
Probably like shit shes a roach for a reason.

>>74561266
those are nigger names

Hey guess what Irish boys

Your so-called 'God' isn't real, and neither is your ability to reason with the world in a logical war.

I've found God lads.

test

>>74561305
darius might be but not brooks

i still think darius is a cool name regardless, not like other nigger names such as desean and trayvon

>Ephraim

why would you call your son this?

>>74561276
Whats Your name mate, I am genuinely curious.

>Unironically thinking Janny exists in the year of our lord 2017
Yeah, bet you believe in the 'tooth-fairy', 'moot' and the so-called 'easter bunny' too

>>74561315
FUCK OFF CRYPTO-YANK

>>74561327
A generic biblical one, why?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M4Zhk8GCwv

Australians are basically Irish

>>74561314
where was he? i think a lot of people have been looking for him for a while, you should probably notify the relevant authorities

>>74561006
im irish too
small world

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>darius might be but not brooks

>i still think darius is a cool name regardless, not like other nigger names such as desean and trayvon

JANNY JANNY JANNY OI OI OI

my sisters were born in 1984 and 1988 respectively, and they epitomise generation y degeneracy

i was born in 1995, and consider myself generation z

glad that macron won because it means I will still be able to visit france easily with my irish passport haha x

>>74561360
Just share Your name, dont be a schizophrenic maniac. We are all anonymous here.

>>74561369
alri Xiao

>>74561388
down syndrome handwriting

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>>74561416

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My dog ate a baby bunny yesterday ;_;

POTENTIAL SAGA

ALL READ

right so lads I was on FB and was like hur dur hur

problem: i typed the wrong thing into the wrong chat by accident

I thought I was typing to one person but it was the two person group

I thought I was typing to person A but person B is in the chat and hasn't seen the message yet, how do I remove it?

>to person A:
>person B has fucked up splitting up form his ex a year ago she's the best he'd ever get
>person B's new gf isn't anywhere near the same calibre

right... so yeah.

>>74561335
>>74561360
snap

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>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself

>>74561408
Rude! Would have shared but shan't be sharing with such an uncouth Polack

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this slimy git won't stop sending me messages on my social media

don't respond to him

>>74561440
who are you quoting?

>>74561434
All me

whoops i didn't read it haha what AM i like?

>>74561429
bit sad, was it gonna be a pet

>doin a poo
>just wiped off

is this a geriatric forum for metamucil users?
a lot of fiber in this thread

>>74561462
couldn't if I wanted

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>i was born in 1995, and consider myself generation z

Here we are....

>>74560716
we've been through this before on /brit/

not one person, ONE, could think of a person in their lives named "dylan" who wasn't a complete fucking weirdo

>>74561480
>>74561483
snap

>>74561445
How were I rude?

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>don't respond to him

>>74561496
dylan at school was very popular and cool

>>74561498
joke's on you mate, Im irish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

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>he's here

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>>74561520

>>74561469
Nah it was just a wild rabbit hopping around in a field. It was dusk so I didn't see what was happening until I heard it squeal, and by that point it was a goner

>>74561523
I am Irish too.

>>74561505
WHY DOES BEN LABEL EVERYTHING

FUUUUUUUUUCK

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY REPRESENTS.

LITERALLY EVERYONE.

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO LABEL IT?

WHAT THE HELL.

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>facebook

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post /fa/ summer inspo

>>74561543
it's so thick lefties can get the message

>>74561537
>>74561538
>>74561540
bump

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Genuinely good looking in a mirror

Shame I'm fucking ugly in real life

>>74561540
:( poor thing
dog i used to own ate a baby turtle once
he's still a good boy (probably), just thought the rabbit wouldn't mind

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>>74561565
wew that guy has negative canthal tilt, never noticed till posted it

>>74561538
why is it that about 10% of yanks in high school look about 25

>>74561496
Dylan Roof! Wait shit...

Dylan Klebold! Ah, hell.

>>74561508
You called me a schizophrenic maniac and my feelings are very fragile x

>>74561578
*edit
meant to say snap, not bump
sorry i'm tired

>>74561543
because his audience consists in vast majority of individuals encountering serious problems with thinking in general

>>74561595
playing manly sports like american football

>>74561592
hope this lads beats canelo

>>74561584
i find the guy taking the photo weird looking desu and the guy with the animal hat looks like he's stupid as fuck hahahaha

would want to look like any of them though hahahaha

>>74561620
>replying to it

>>74561598
are you implying that you are not one? whatd you be doing here then?

>>74561620
unironically stayed awake for the canelo fight

fuck me that was bad, like holy shit.

that aside, the wwe tier after fight was lit as f

opinion?

>>74561641
woah....

>>74561641
why the fuck is money coming out of the camera
I don't think that's how they work

>>74561641
mind BLOWN

>>74561541
small world innit

Molly Percocet

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Anzu will never sit on ur face why live lads?

going to ottawa on thursday. will keep you posted and possibly send pics xx

im celtic :)

>>74561679
Indeed, death to the british scum

>>74561586
Yeah it can be distressing sometimes to be reminded that for all their charms dogs are really just domesticated wolves and still have a prey drive.

I may get a rabbit or a Guinea pig at some point in the future but I'd never risk having one in my home with my dog since he's so aggressive toward squirrels and the like.

>>74561685
take pics of your cock and balls please

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You lost the genetic lottery

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>>74561639
is it 190kg? I've got the 4chan x display everyone as anonymous setting on

>>74561647
Yeah it might not have been the most competitive but I enjoyed it, Canelo looked good and there was barely any clinching up/hugging

definitely not worth paying for or staying up for though, I watched the full replay with no spoilers when I woke up this morning. The presentation of announcing the GGG fight was a bit cringe but I was too excited about finding out that fight was actually happening to care

https://youtu.be/urxk4mveLCw

>>74561617
real men play rugby without pads and helmets sissy boy

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>>74561702
jawline is far too long

compactness is attractive

refer to pic

>>74561699
>>74561700
snap

>>74561721
ugly

>>74561702
There's more to life than usury and hedonism mate

>>74561700
DONT DO THAT MATE HES TRICKING YOU

>>74561684
don't want man bum on my face ever

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>>74561718
>rugby with no helmet

the pole flag is ryan the nonce aka ulster on a proxy, do not respond to him

>>74561749
Badges of a champion

>>74561721
You've posted a decent twink but we're talking about attractive MEN ok sweaty xx

>>74561749
that's why you strap your ears if you're a prop, hooker, second row or lock

you don't need a headgear

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Anzu please spit in my mouth

>>74561699
true enough but tbf in a similar way we're just really advanced domesticated apes too - it's just a sad thing that's all, plus unless you're vegan we fuck over animals a little bit all the time

ive got a question to you anglo fucks whyd you ever post on int while not learning any foreign language? whats the point of doing that besides wasting your already worthless time?

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Alright you bastard yanks

Which one of you is going to pay up?

how long could you live in your room as it is right now?

some clarifications
>food gets delivered to your room door (you need money to do this or you starve)
>piss in bottles that are collected weekly
>shit in a tray that's collected after you finish
>are allowed to communicate with people via phone, internet etc

>>74561790
i don't post anywhere on /int/ except /brit/

>>74561798
Obviously until your natural death if you get food delivered

Runt

>74561817
ah yes, you have infinite money don't you

dumb aussie runt

>>74561790
Who made you king of /int/? those obviously aren't the rules for posting here and it's not how they're perceived by the userbase either

>>74561798
dunno, ages if there was some incentive but otherwise why would I

>>74561790
all other languages are irrelevant

>>74561798
hmm

got about 130 euro on hand

lots of bottles

good internet

I'd say over a year if I could ask people for money, otherwise maybe a few months

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>>74561749
i see natural selection has already set in motion

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just watched some anikino

>>74561813
my condolences then
>>74561798
i dont know desu probably a month or so

>>74561790
english is the world language

we already know it, everyone else must learn it

why the fuck should I learn bosnian or something

>>74561793
is this a threat

>>74561826
Yes actually I do have infinite money, government assistance is enough to feed you

>>74561774
Anzu looks like Madeleine McCann

>>74561706
I can't even think of a valid reason to why Chavez was so fucking bad, I guess he isn't really that weight? even though he's 6'1?

a literal 2/10 fight 2bh, no respect from Canelo at the end and rightfully so. But yeah, it's good to see big fights being made now when people actually want it without bullshit politics getting in the way. These fresh promoters, your Eddie Hearn, De La Hoyas, a blessing to the sport. No more corruption lords behind it, and thankfully so.

I see triple GGG winning on UD 2bh, u?

>>74561774
is anzu circumcised? this is a deal breaker

>>74561837
[citation needed]

>>74561774
want to defile her

>>74561864
>autismbux for autismaussie

makes sense

>>74560716
Bobert
Loquishashanhannah

>>74561848
I went to see this in the movies last year, it was great.

>>74561882
wtf is wromg with u dude calm down

>>74561882
Unemployment assistance you braindead leaf

Nobody starves to death in first-world countries

>>74561876
>his posts aren't in polish
there you go

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>dude

>>74561882
hahaha lol you rekt him indeed you fucking stupid leaf

>>74561891
bit sad how they forgot eachother desu

>>74560716
Melvin
Beatrice

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John Podesta was the one who kidnapped, raped and murdered Madeleine McCann. He was in Portugal on that terrible day.

http://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/top-news/podesta-brothers-revealed/

last summer they let me go on JSA in the summer before years at uni lol, ended up getting a job through it but still got about £250 off it for searching for a job which I was doing anyway

mad

>>74561939
me on the left

>>74561906
get a job loser lmao

>>74561913
itd be silly to post in polish in a british general wouldnt it

>>74561966
>>74561966
>>74561966

>>74561966
>>74561966
>>74561966

>>74561966
>>74561966
>>74561966

getting my wisdom teeth ripped out

how do I make sure I don't say anything stupid o the anesthetic

>>74561974
Fuck off you stupid cunt

>>74560903
it's Jupiter you nonce

>>74561974
fuck off twat

>>74561974
>post no.260
no no no i CAN'T be doing with this

>>74561974
what a random time to make an edition less thread

this thread has lost its momentum and energy, migrate to the new

>>74561966
>>74561966
>>74561966

>ywn see anzus fart box fucked until it's a gaping black hole

dont know what to do now

>>74561858
it's a promise

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>>74562132
Stay away from Anzu or it will come to blows good sir

got a headache

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>>74561929
was going to watch with my e-qt from belgium but she saw it without me and then left me. now i cant watch it without bringing back painful memories.