/brit/

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kay-on

>oh cool they're opening a Timmies in Britain so the qualityposters in /brit/ will be able to make timmies gimmicks
>it's in Scotland
what in ye fuck?
Do people even live in that "country?"

Shadilay my Anglo brothers

I'm better educated, better read and more well travelled than any runt ITT

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honestly considering murdering myself

>>74556596
>it's in Scotland
where about? if it's close enough I may visit

how could you be gay? men are so ugly compared to women and dicks and balls are not aesthetic like a girls fanny and arsehole

Why haven't you converted to Islam?

You realise apostates will not be granted entry to the paradise?

>>74556592
yui >>> azusa > mio > mugi >>> ritsu

>>74556606
>more well traveled
Doubt it, I left my house today.

What the fuck does shadilay even mean?

>>74556580
yes his name is beto and he lives in guadalajara

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What pepe best sums up your feelings right now?

listening to rob zombie

>>74556596
>>74556599
>>74556600
snap

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>>74556648
this one

>>74556629
Will slap the head off you if you insinuate Jesus was only a prophet one more time

REALLY REALLY REALLY annoyed its getting warmer out and you can't sleep under a duvet anymore

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>>74556628
>dicks and balls are not aesthetic like a girls fanny and arsehole

fannies are discusting

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>>74556648

>>74556623
"The first store will open on Glasgow's Argyle Street in May, with a "12-month rapid expansion into other major regional cities" throughout Great Britain to follow later in the year."

So if the Scots don't say "Feck off" you might actually get one somewhere that matters, like L O N D O N

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>>74556648

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>>74556648

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>>74556629
go back to the desert with your abramaic religions

>spliff
FUCK OFF YANKEE SCUM

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>>74556648

want a gf to just shag and cuddle with without the social aspect. is that too much to ask?

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>>74556648

didn't do a seconds study for the old gcses but didnt get less than a B in anything

all downhill from there

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>>74556628
>aesthetic like a girls fanny and arsehole

>>74556631
what the FUCK

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no prizes for guessing which fetish the Jews are going to start pushing on people next now that the tranny and cuck trends have started fading

>>74556682
*get out of my SUNLIGHT
you fucking spastic

>>74556608
Haha no friggin way! Story of my life!
*snortles*

>>74556672
turn on the A/C

o wait i forgot yuropoors dont have air con in their closets LOL

>>74556704
same got B in spanish cus the teacher was a stuck up bitch who shagged the pe teacher nobody liked her anyway

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>tfw perfectionist

Work in 6 minutes lads, someone Fraser me

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>>74556679
>Glasgow

If it was in Edinburgh I'd go, what do they sell anyway? Is it just coffee? because I don't drink that shit

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>>74556592
k-on was voted the 41st best anime by NHK

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>>74556687
>beto
wrong

>>74556673
t. roastie cunt
not everyones like you

>>74556720
tftp

>>74556648
the sleeping frog
time for me to check out of the heart/brit/ hotel...

>>74556650
literally the smartest person in my year and had worse gcses than the low functioning autist who used to kick my art stool legs and actual legs cos i put glue on his project

>>74556716
dont think itd be possible to introduce the UK to more inbreeding

give me a raunchy film suggestion

my last 6 minutes on brit until I leave for a week because of exams

give me words of encouragement /brit/

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>>74556648

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@74556718
got you to reply

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>>74556648

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>>74556720
chemistry teacher was shagging my french teacher
french teacher before shagged a student

WHO ENJOYS A FLESHLIGHT IN THE COLD MOONLIGHT?

>>74556729
They also sell donuts and shitty breadballs we call "Timbits"
I'd recommend Timbits even if only once for the gimmick factor.
It's basically a mediocre coffee shop with pastries and more recently they branched out into actual breakfast/lunch offerings like soups and shit.
But I'll be dead honest with you, people in Canada don't go to Timmies for quality coffee or delicious baked goods. It's basically just THE gathering spot. Imagine your favorite pub. That's Timmies.

>>74556682
do you also do your wanks in publlic and during class?

got called cuckio in Bed Bath & Beyond

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>>74556606
>better educated
>more well

>>74556769
see you tomorrow lad

>>74556769

dont give up because u can do it, etc.

>>74556708
>the leftypol poster is also gay
who woulda thunk

playing a little super cuckio 64

got called a kankâhlijâh in the hague

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https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/861257646472658944/photo/1
making me ponder

>>74556685
Only londoners say zoot, spliff is the most popular term with people I know

>>74556756
it increases proportionally with the muslim population, they're starting to have fucked up birth defects and shit from it

>>74556787
I'll go for some donuts for sure

>>74556755
you deserve a good autistic kicking tbf

The disgusting cummy bedsheets lad is here

find it proper weird seeing the cycle of fetishes on pornhub. 2 odd years ago it was pornstars who had the bodies of children, now it's incest. Utterly foul.

cheese eating surrender monkeys

the spic is here

>>74556811
dunno who you mean 2bh

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>there are runts ITT who believe that knowledge of cause and effect regarding matters of fact may be deduced from principles a priori
>there are runts ITT who don't realize knowledge of cause and effect are inferred from experience and have no rational justification

>>74556732
deserves to be higher

>>74556755
U are a dajjal, apostate

Submit to the propagation of dawah, you don't deserve education woman

*hangs a monkey because it's presumably french*

>>74556820
when you so woke that it looks
like you wearin an oxygen tank
from da thumbnail baka f@m

lads what's the best way to revise and ensure a pass when you have very limited time

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Can't wait for Macron to endorse the Lib Dems

>>74556716
>family therapy

top series, good acting

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the goal

>>74556864

in english doc

>>74556859
caugh like a rat in a trap and you think you can lie your way out
pathetic little creature

>british boys literally got bullied to join up in the first world war by girls from their neighbourhood only to get shot right away because of werst generals

>>74556889
stop posting on fucking 4chan about it you utter mongoloid

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>>74556824
The donuts are okay, sometimes they come up with good seasonal gimmicks. I really liked the NHL donut.
If they were made fresh they'd be better but as is they're middle of the road donuts, not terrible for the price (40 pence? 0.42 of a pound)

>>74556889
how did you get to this state? what is your grade in your physics courses?

have a wank to clear your mind imo

>>74556889
Adderal

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>>74556866
male top 10

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rate the pornfu (she's quebecois)
still obsessed with her

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>roll a spliff
>notice this thread

That's all, carry on.

>>74556889

cheat,

alternatively;

get a time machine and learn the content you're supposed to

>>74556889
revising when you dont have limited time

>>74556914
pretty good, the krispy kreme ones were like 2 quid or something

donegal dannys been here, me boys
donegal dannys been here

>>74556946
could find a better girl working on the tills in lidl

>>74556933
I think I will wank

>>74556967
need duncan donuts to make a surprise comeback to get them to reduce their prices

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>>74556648

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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HnA2bRQ0M
the 1940s looks like such a crease time to be alive

If you literally want to learn x10 more effectively take DMT, LSD or any other psychoactive substance and approach the intended text to learn

It's actually really amazing. I took DMT and had read and memorised the Quran in one night, it helped me become closer to God. Some even learn languages in a matter of a week on such substances.

Mashallah, thank god for providing us with such divine substance.

these panda biscuits from poundland are really nice

>>74557017
this image screams reddit

>>74556641
Ask him if he's a mariachi or a soccer player, if he says neither he's a fag
t. Tapatío

will be pulling my willy at 0:30

>>74556889
download every past paper for the past 4-5 years, find the common questions and memorize the answers

>>74556889
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_of_loci

>>74556889

watch this guy talk about procrastination instead of doing your work

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFQA998WiA

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>>74556648

>>74556987
Absolute banger of a folk tune

>>74557019
just dont like it or get the appeal

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was converting to islam.

>>74557038
your flag, your post, your general demeanous screams reddit

fuck off autismo yank swiss yank cunt

>>74557019
Tobbaco farmer pls go

>2017
>has a gf

Are you normie, chad or both?

>b-but it feels good

And? Was life a contest about who has a gf?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not a normie and you can feel in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to feel that feel everyday, fucking peat-gavel?

>>74557098
i'm irish

Always wank into three pieces of toilet paper but i ran out so i just decided to see how far i could shoot
Incredibly impressive if i do say so myself, about four feet (kneeling up)
The problem: the mess. Great fun but not a practical way to enjoy a wank

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>>74557075

the sister
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1494197541632.jpg

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>>74557019
>>b-but it kills you
>
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
normies absolutely btfo

>>74557019

tried it but the withdrawals just made me irritated and angry so i quit

>>74557064

out of the couple of meme answers this one is your best shot

Who do you support in Syria?

>>74557019
nicotine disrupts the production of estrogen too, so you should at least chew nicotine gum every now and then

http://donutking.co.nz/product-range-2/
going to sit on the locomotive to welington tomorrow to get my paws on some or all of these fluffy comestibles

now going to bed for about the 18th time today

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dare you to get breezy with me sunshine

Bourbon creams lads

>>74557144
my mum

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>>74556569
General question for authentic brits, but I was working on a story for a global team which would represent N. America, S. America, Africa, Europe and Asia which would have animal motifs. Was looking up types of bears since there would be a British dude who would be the brawn of the group and wore blue, and found you guys had no bears there.

>>74557150
No joke my lifts went up when I started smoking a pack a day

>>74556857
yes we know you've been here for a while
>>74557023
superb post
>>74556641
he's from Chihuahua. Unless he moved. There are other equally autistic tapatíos but they're not beto

>>74557165
*audibly farts in your direction*

>>74557144
couldn't give a shit

>>74556912
ok

>>74556920
need 65% average this year for a 1st

>>74557064
there's 2 papers for each exam and no answers

we're bought and we're sold
for english gold
such a parcel of rogues
in a nation

>>74557178
wait what's the question

>>74557150

> le estrogen boogeyman

have you ever considered that there may be a reason your body produces a certain amount of estrogen & testosterone?

>>74557139
shit, thank you for letting me know about this, selling immediately. Is this some whales fucking with it you reckon?

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>>74557091
>>74557102
>>74557135
>>74557140
Cigarettes increase your testosterone levels, IQ, and give you clarity of mind, fucking man children.

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>tfw someone thinks they can 'prove' an hypothesis concerning matters of fact using geometrical argument

>>74557150
citation needed

actually that might explain why one slag in particular i know, right munter from liverpool started smoking from 12 and has fuck all breasts as a result

really really wanna kill myselffff

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>>74557064
>tfw you your 2017 paper is literally the same as the 2013 paper your teacher went over in class and so you know all the answers to

>>74557178
No we don't have bears

We used to have wolves but we killed them all

>>74557211
im talking about estrogen in your diet and environment you stupid cunt

>>74557239
why
literally asking for a friend

>>74557214
>cashing out at the slighted drop
newcoiner idiot. you should unironically be buying more

>>74557209
My bad. Would a bear be a proper animal for a big smart guy in Britain?

>>74557224
Do not talk like this brother, it is disrespectful to you, Allah, Muhammad (Peace be upon him) and all the prophets

Please refrain from disrespecting yourself like that, mashallah brother

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>>74557144
ASSAD is the only hope for Syria and the middle east

>>74557256

DIDNT READ LOL

>>74557224
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2904480/
>>74557263
dont have the money to spare to buy more. Just sold and will buy back in at the bottom of this dip

>>74557271
for you

>>74557271
our national animal is a lion, maybe go with that instead?

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>>74556648

>>74557196
find the common questions
look in whatever textbook you were recommended for similar questions
memorize the answers

I wonder has Alex Jones gone over with his audience about Trump saying he's a globalist

>>74557271
A slug lmao

>>74557306
virus dont click

Here is an excerpt that sort of sums it up:

"The man of the future will be of mixed race. Today's races and classes will gradually disappear owing to the vanishing of space, time, and prejudice. The Eurasian-Negroid race of the future, similar in its appearance to the Ancient Egyptians, will replace the diversity of peoples with a diversity of individuals. [...]

Instead of destroying European Jewry, Europe, against its own will, refined and educated this people into a future leader-nation through this artificial selection process. No wonder that this people, that escaped Ghetto-Prison, developed into a spiritual nobility of Europe. Therefore a gracious Providence provided Europe with a new race of nobility by the Grace of Spirit. This happened at the moment when Europe's feudal aristocracy became dilapidated, and thanks to Jewish emancipation."


He came up with the idea of a Pan-European government that is ruled by the Jews from their own homogenous ethnostate (Israel).

We are treated like brainless sheep, zombies, fuel to fuel their sick plan.

>>74557271
not really we dont have bears, we used to have lions though
hedgehob/robin/badger are all fine too

visitted my parents this weekend.
we had really great bbq, then went to the pub
we enjoyed the whole weekend together

now i'm back in london.

i feel like i'm in a prison between work and flatsharing. i have no friends here in london. i have no activities besides work, commuting, shopping and sleeping. i'm quite literally miserable, the only excitement in my life is getting told off at work or getting upset at my housemates.

>€2 of bitcoin i once got for free is €11 now
going to be a billionaire one day

>>74557333
alri tim

>>74557337
>asking for citation
>not reading the citation
hate you

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>As of 2017, there have been several cases where western tourists have been found vomiting on the sign of Pukë township
Why are you doing this?

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thought i had 3 weeks till my first exam

turns out it's 9 days

>>74557364

just following the signs mate

finna shoot self

>>74557364
wasn't me lad

considered going to albania on holiday though tbf

>>74557364
for a laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYw4rrHrV9M

Why haven't you applied yet?

Why haven't you converted to Islam?

i wish i wish
i wish in vain
i wish i wish
i was a youth again

>>74557312
Never knew that. That actually sounds like a great idea. Thanks.
I'll probably change his color to black as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghmzfUwJk4g

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>2 days until exam
>not even tried to begin learning the first part of the module

>>74557380
got exams in 4, 7 and 10 days
shall start revising tomorrow imo

>>74557402
because I have a brain

*Farts Loudly*

>>74557357
i clicked on it and gave it a glance, interesting stuff cheers m8

>>74557064
this is what my AP teacher did and his students are always the best performing in the district. (It also helps to have students that try hard enough, which was a considerable lack when the dumbfuck principal stuck me and plenty others in those classes back then).

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started off wanking to sophie turner and ended up busting my load to hope solo

>>74557338
Source?

>go to front page of leddit
>1st 4 posts are lefty rubbish

shan't

>>74557429
>wah wah im on 4chan not revising please feel sorry for me
hope you fail

>>74557418
oh no, you aren't wasting another

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>2017
>smokes cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it's cool?
And? are you seriously that much of a loser that you need something that fucks up your teeth, makes your mouth stench of n*cotine and fucks of your lungs? Maybe you just don't care about your breath and lack of energy because you'll never get laid anyway
>Was life a contest about who lives the longest?!!!
was life a contest about who is cooler by fucking their bodies up?

decided not to wank to gay porn since i started to feel revolted at the thought

>tfw too homophobic to be bicurious

>brits don't know true Upstate New York fear of a baby black bear crawling around in your neighborhood

>>74557437
Do not talk like this brother, it is disrespectful to you, Allah, Muhammad (Peace be upon him) and all the prophets

Please refrain from disrespecting yourself like that, mashallah brother, you will see the light some day an embark on spiritual journey

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>>74557485
>go on 4chan complaining about being lazy
>get made fun of

>>74557126
the baby mama

>>74557475
GO TO BED

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>>74557475
what's the matter, you don't like reading comments like this

Well done France! You stood strong and stopped the spread of right wing white nationalism. The majority of us are proud of you here in America!

You showed the world that France is not ruled by fear and your elections aren't won by populist demagogues appealing to cowardice.

Bring on /r/the_human_shitstain brigade as they get upset realizing not only does the majority of Americans find their views repulsive, but the entire free world does as well.

puto rico

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>>74557472
Nothing wrong with that

>>74557531
well you've been on about it for literally months now, i remember during christmas you wouldn't stop whinging. I just can't feel sorry for you when you've done fuck all to sort it ou

>>74557563
nose like a penis

>brits don't know true Upstate New York fear of a black baby crawling out of your wife's vagina

>>74557510
Would beat such a vile erroneous creature to death with my bare arse

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JktNRlNTfMs

>>74557357
so i should get small cell carcinoma in exchange for muscle mass?

>>74557503
could wank to men, women and trannies doing dick stuff but dislike bum stuff

https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstTrump/comments/69suv2/le_pen_bites_the_dust/

the STATE of these comments

it's like the people who roleplay as lefties to bait for (You)s on /brit/, except they're not being ironic

>>74557560
how many more shitskin paki mudslime terror attacks before france unfucks itself? is it too late already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kI_NkZdDAU

Fascinating watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzAFG0Wntc

these fellows remind me of some certain germans

why is the spic obsessed with race mixing

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>>74557563
need a muscle gf 2bh

>>74557598
no you should get hit by a car for being a fucking yank posting in /brit/
christ
fuck off

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All out of cider lads

>>74557592
bait: the movie

>>74557576
i'm not who you're thinking of, I had nothing during christmas. Was just enjoying the ol' lazy lifestyle

>>74557401
I bet you I could get a job there by using one of the freemasonic handshakes

>>74557399
Bit rude

>>74557608
too late i'm afraid

you can stick your english permit
we want your motorcar

If Hitler was a smoker he would have won the war.

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Feels like Scarface

Going to play some Fallout New Vegas now

Looking around London on streetview, most niggers and muzzies are walking around with their many children. White people don't have children

>>74557630
pretty sure i could still beat the shit out of her

why are women so weak

not reading any of these posts

>>74557659
sorry

>>74557683
looks like a-level biology teacher ngl

>>74557644
why is it bait
its my favourite movie

can't even say the n word on an anonymous imageboard

>>74557631
Im just saying your logic is flawed

Exam in 30 hours
Might do a cheeky drop-out followed by an even cheekier 'cide

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>pretty sure i could still beat the shit out of her

>why are women so weak

>>74557679
beautiful
really jealous of your life

little game: i paste a line from the imdb parent's guide and you guess the film. ready?

"There is NO sex or nudity, no kissing, touching, hugging, not even any innuendo in this movie. There are no female characters to speak of, and homosexuality is never hinted at or addressed"

>>74557592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6GOuZuQdQA

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74557716
might pose as a british teen and take A-level biology then

>>74557738
wahey, absolute ledge

wrap me up in me oilskins and jumpers
no more on the docks i'll be seen
just tell me old shipmates
i'm taking a trip mates
and i'll see you someday
on fiddlers green

>>74557770
my biographic

>>74557727
nigger

there you go

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>little game: i paste a line from the imdb parent's guide and you guess the film. ready?

>"There is NO sex or nudity, no kissing, touching, hugging, not even any innuendo in this movie. There are no female characters to speak of, and homosexuality is never hinted at or addressed"

what's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

>>74557866
none. it has to do with how you hold it

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>>74557606
it all reads like ironic shitposting. if i read those comments on the 'chon i'd assume it's bait but on r*ddit i can't be sure. it all feels like an elaborate ruse

>>74557817
reporting to british authorities

>>74557866
there the same thing but a fiddle is when its played differently

the deano friends have set up a lads holiday to zante

how runt tier of them

>>74557866
190cm didn't violin his niece

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Just had a couple pints of milk and realised I've never properly known anyone who was lactose intolerant

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>why yes, i DONT put my eggs in the fridge

>>74557882
>>74557896
ah right, always wondered

>>74557891
fagggggggggot

>>74557866
The style of music being played

mite watch anime and get even more drunk
thoughts?

>>74557788
They offered me the office, offered me the shop
They said I'd better take anything they'd got
Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop?
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

>>74557924
not a fan but cant stop you x

difference between a spade and a shovel?
difference between an attic and a loft?

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>he's here

>>74557924
what animu you watching?

>>74557924
what anime

>>74557866
A violin is carried in a case, and a fiddle is carried in a sack

>>74557956
loft and attic are not even related

>>74557960
dunno lol

>>74557909
Absolute belter of a post

hey 190cm virgin post some more negroid music like you love to do

>>74557956
Well spades are narrower and more of a gardening tool as they are inefficient at shovelling but shovels can shovel

>>74557980
they're exactly the same thing

>the reddit flagger completely blanked me

*notes down in notepad*

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>>74557919
careful there http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/arrests-for-offensive-facebook-and-twitter-posts-soar-in-london-a7064246.html

The blushin' bride, she looks divine
The bridegroom he is doin' fine
I'd rather have his job than mine
When I'm cleanin' windows

>>74557924
about to watch your name
did i like it?

>>74557800
not the answer we were going for
the correct answer is Master and Commander

here's another

"Bond and a female character kiss while lying on a bed of straw. Plenty of sexual double-entendre. However, because of the lack of consent, this has been perceived by modern viewers as rape."

>>74557909
kek, and violated

I'm sunburnt as shit

20 degrees today, hottest it's been in a year

>>74557987
nichibros is really funny

Have accomplished literally nothing in 25 years

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>>74557909

imagine being a window cleaner on the WTC on 9/11

You've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say ye' in your defense?

>>74558046
maybe if you're 12

>>74557999
wrong

>>74558036
It snowed here this morning

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>>74558046
>chink humor

>>74557999
lofts are exposed to a roof or first floor, but an attic is closed off to a roof.

>>74558023
james bond I reckon

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>>74558083

>>74558070
they're both the bit at the top of your house where you store old bullshit

yanki puto rico ajasksks

>>74557900
>zante

shop 'zante?

>>74558083
its good

>>74558133
don't reply to it

>11.00/hr part time line cook job wants 3 years experience

fuck
off

>facebook and twitter
FONT

business idea: offer free helicopter rides to communists

https://www.reddit.com/r/paris/comments/69sq30/france_1_stupid_0_macron_wins_fascists_lose_vive/?sort=top

howling at these comments
delusional lefty twats

Deano mates have planned a lads holiday to Aleppo

What are they like aha

>>74558173
>free

fuck off commie

>>74558186
>reddit

fuck off

>>74554738
>>74554738
>>74554738

just spent 100 quid on stationery lads

>>74558147
rather it didn't either 2bh

>>74558173
stfu

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>some runt nonce ITT finds this funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy-vbTEtRSw

>>74558212
FOB

>>74558212
>using lead to communicate in the century that is the 21st after a jew got zapped

fucking. WEW. lad

>>74557909
screaming

>>74556691
>balding
>annoying bimbo mouth gape

>>74558267
>lead
You dumb cunt

>>74558424
>stationery

Like I need to (You) white niggers all day

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>>74556648

>>74556648
>stealing my gimmick

Twat

frogs confirmed more intelligent than anglos