/brit/

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1st for qt boys

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might give it a shot

>>74555183
tad queer

DO

NOT

REPLY

TO

IT

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THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

reminder that if you use reddit you're a fucking cancer that needs to be cut off

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anime

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quite confident /r/MarchAgainstTrump is just filled with /pol/acks ironically shitposting

babestation

need a socks bf

redpill me on Mr. 190cm master race

Where are all you people looking that you can't find an entry level job without loads of experience?

Not saying it doesn't happen but I've never had a problem.

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>the successful applicant will be highly self motivated, be able to work well in a team, and be very enthusiastic about working for fuck all money in a dead end job

>>74558251
>£1.50 per minute to have some slag pretend she cares about you

HOWLING

>>74558243
no, lefties are just that braindead

>>74558230
would she allow you to shag other women? would she consider cosmetic surgery?

>>74558230
Wonder what the other criteria where

Probably be 6'4, 12 inch cock, be goodlooking, drive a sports car and have a well paid job

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>no, lefties are just that braindead

Most people live life on a body level. Feed the body, clothe the body, give the body stuff.Most people haven't read a good book, I mean a book from which they can learn something, in years but they can tell you the entire television schedule for the week.

There's something extraordinarily sad in that the truth is mot people don't want to have to think. They elect leaders, they support governments, they adopt religions requiring no independent thought.

>>74558255
go out and get one then

normie
in
denial

>>74558337
no, lefties are just that braindead

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>france elects a muslim/immigration/EU loving lefty
>but somehow it's everyone else that is BTFO

DO NOT HAT POST TO IT

>>74558357
actually might be meeting up with a lad from tinder tomorrow haha

not a normie btw

why was the last series of peep show so bad?
maybe it's because they turned jez into a poof for no apparent reason

>>74558264
he's welsh and fucks underage women
he used to post in /r9k/ but they bullied him away haha

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doing a seplut watch

>>74558381
racists being angry is much more satisfying than protecting french lives, anon

>>74558394
would love to put your head in an oven

Ultimate redpill: air drying after a shower

>>74558381
n-n-n-no what france needs is MORE immigration you fucking racist. maybe if we were NICER to immigrants attacks wouldn't happen

>If you don't pay an arbitrary percentage of your income to the government they will LITERALLY put you in a metal box for years and decades costing hundreds of thousands of pounds of tax payers money and stopping you contributing to the eonomy

>>74558318
i fit 3 of them tbf

>>74558381
this is just how elections work now. as long as someone can be called a loser, it doesnt matter who wins

>work in 10 hours
i only work 1 day every other week and i still fucking loath it

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>>74558230
Didn't she kill herself?

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just nipped down to the shop, anyone want anything? x

Imagine if Britain elected a far right party with a massive majority and they began mass deporting coloured people

Be weird wouldn't it?

>>74558448
how many levels of irony is this comment on?

>>74558527
niggers to fuck off

>>74558527
man coat on tha left is the absoute bare peng ting senpai

French lives don't matter

>>74558527
shop pizza

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childhood photo with my mum and her husband

haven't seen him in years tbqh

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>>74558521
jesus the ugly gimmick's hard on everyone

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>>74558486

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the goal

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LITERALLY

>>74558529
probably wouldn't happen

Britain doesn't really 'do' radicalism, left or right. comfy conservatism has been the status quo. even our labour and liberal governments have been fairly conservative and old-fashioned

the closest we got to anything radical was Tony Blair and New Labour, and we're still reeling from that

>>74554738
Kurwy

>>74558502
won't it matter when thousands more africans/muslims pour into france over the summer?

>>74558620
fun fact i met him irl and he said that i changed his whole opinion on yanks and that we were good lads

what are some unusual ways to get fired from your office job that won't get you arrested?

still voting for Labour next month

Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?

>>74558635
fuck Blairite scum

>>74558677
>>74558679
snap

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>>74558677

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>>74558635
>Tony Blair
>New Labour
>radical
Radical in how much it brought Labour to the centre? Get educated you daft cunt

unironically studying abroad at Swansea University next year

updating the reddit flagposter manifesto

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Got a Tinder date on Thursday lads.

>>74558635
lambeth and liverpool both had Militant which caused a bit of trouble and is probably part of the reason liverpool's a bit run-down now
coincidentally both places ive had the pleasure of living in haha

>>74558677
irish don't call us yanks
they call us bilgers

>>74558721
want to know anything about Swansea la'?

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>>74558684

Post the redditflag don't mind if I do pasta

Always cracks me up

Who are the specimens that vote Conservative? I literally do not interact with these people. A Tale Of Two Countries it is

>>74558712
New Labour was absolutely radical, it transformed the country for the worse.

Attlee, Wilson, even Callaghan were not radicals. They were patriotic socialists, and maintained Britain's status quo

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>>74558721
Swansea is... lovely. You're a lucky man.

>>74558748
yes I'm Asian, so what?

>>74558734
FONT

>>74558747
is it nice? most importantly do the women have low standards?

>>74558756
hi

>good looking lad
>do ok with women but nothing special
>never, ever tried any kind of online dating
>tonight
>bored
>put a single picture on Badoo
>get quite a few matches
>already set up 2 fuck dates with 2 Asian girls
>one Thai girl has been sending me pictures of her fanny and tits
>absolutely gagging for it

Might just keep using this online dating shit after all

>>74558770
Go back to mosul

>>74558734
got one tomorrow, will probably make an excuse and call it off desu.

I think the goal is the get a woman knocked up and then you can enjoy unprotected sex for nine months but then you have to tough it out again for however long you don't want another child

Might assassinate my left wing MP lads

(Note to GCHQ: I am absolutely NOT planning this, please do NOT send the boys round to my door knocking)

screaming at the dumbfuck pakis who unironically think labour can win
literally going to dance around my room when the tories win again

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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

>>74558791
>>74558807
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>>74558797
not from mosul i'm from bethnal green

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74558791

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this lad has really bad gyno

FO1KRTF!

>>74558303
>>74558358
"Le Cucked" is on the front page of Reddit, it's definitely /pol/ shitposting.

>>74558841
Cheers big ears

Caterwauling

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>>74558870

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3000 words by tomorrow at 11:59pm lads

>>74558870
grim. looks sort of like a girl

i hate people
including most of you

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New Labour was not intended merely as a short-term electoral fix after 18 years out of power and four crushing election defeats (though that would not have been a terrible thing), but as a radical new force in British politics. The “project” was infinitely more revolutionary than anything proposed by Jeremy Corbyn or his supporters. The idea of New Labour was not to be a good opposition party, to protest loudly or have an “influence” over events, but, rather, to take and hold on to the levers of power. New Labour sought political hegemony: winning power and locking out the Tories to ensure that the 21st century was a Labour century with Labour values in contrast to a Tory-dominated 20th century.

The scale of that ambition, in a country dominated by a stridently rightwing press and the quiet conservatism of large swaths of the British people, was breathtaking. If Labour could be in power for a serious amount of time, then the country would, we believed, change for good; not a burst of socialism for one time (if that), but changed institutions and values that could shape the country for all time.

not racist just think asians are subhuman and have no place in western society

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>literally going to dance around my room when the tories win again

>>74558904
it's a start lol
done the reading?

>>74558870
cara has this kurt cobaine/michael shoemaker's son thing going on
she never came across as 100% 'she'

>>74558870
cara's wee probably tastes bad but I'd still drink it desu

>>74558937
Gay filename

>>74558937
screaming

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hate geographically illiterate people

>>74558785
>is it nice

the student bits are nice, Swansea as a whole is a shithole full of nasty people, but you won't see them as you're going to be in what I assume to be university accommodation.

the womyn there do have quite low standards but it's just like everywhere else. if you're a neckbeard fedora you won't get laid and if you're bad with womyn you won't get laid. I imagine Swansea University students to be relatively easy as the majority of them are clearing students.

>>74558937
Get ready for five years of "They're going to privatise the NHS THIS TIME you guys"

>>74558756
you know them and talk to them, but theyre shy about telling people because the left are so vitriolic about it. in fact the entire purpose of the left is currently "oppose the tories" which is inspiring to precisely nobody and only drives a wedge between voters.

>>74558945
the what

no I don't live in reading what are you on about

not racist just fucking hate niggers

>>74558971
Greater London

>>74558870
unironically posted this about 5 times and never been JAN'd for it

wonder why?

Not sectarian just believe all Sunnis and Protestants should be shot

Not racist just hate non-whites simple as

>>74558978
only found out today that NHS budget's actually increased under the Tories despite hearing about austerity all the time

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down in kensal green
same little pricks tried make up a scene
I told him I'd lick off his head clean
star you don't really wanna see bashy get mean

>>74559033
You are allowed to post shirtless men.

Not misogynistic but I just hate womyn.

>>74559059
BUT THEY'RE NOT INCREASING IT ENOUGH REEEEEEEE

Which one of you fuckers fucking reported me?

I SAID I WASNT GOING TO ASSASSINATE THEM FOR FUCK SAKE

hate infidels, not a sheed, just dont like them, simple as

Bless basshar al assad, the lion of Syria

>>74559077
first post you've made that has genuinely made me laugh

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peng

going to bed you guys, night xx

>>74559096
guessing you haven't been here long then

>>74559059
>he doesn't understand the different between increasing in absolute terms and in real terms

are you a child lol

>>74559059
The amount of cash the NHS has gone up but the amount the NHS spends has also gone up, and faster. You're not allowed to suggest restructuring the NHS so it acts like a single entity either because that is stupid.

going to kill myself tonight, any advice? Good methods?

>>74559120
been here 3 years
you're not a funny person most of the time

>>74559085
whyd you say it at all? precisely nobody who would care about that post has a sense of humour.

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1494180896345.jpg

gf sent me this

>>74558619
>>74558619
>>74558619
sharting at this

>>74559136
Sleepwalking into traffic

>>74559136
stand under a tree in a lightning storm

>>74559180
shit idea
try again

>>74559106
Never stepped foot in a Waitrose and would feel too intimidated by snobby posh cunts to do so

nigger here ama

>>74559136
Jumping in front of a train is a good one. Quick, easy and will inconvenience some normies

>>74559205
No lightning tonight

>>74559215
went Oxford once and felt extremely out of place, its essentially a giant Waitrose

What's the best way to commit suicide using a big sharp knife?

*gets in the transportation car*
*puts on the safety seat belt*
*drives down the automobile road*
*gets to the shopping supermarket*
*buys a shop pizza*
*gets back to the person house*
*puts it in the heat oven*

>>74559238
not with that attitude

>>74559206
Fight for the Kurds in northern syria

Arsehole hurts lads

>>74559265
Slit wrists and have a go at cutting your own throat

people with genuine autism are actually quite frightening and unsettling in person

was forced into an oxford health appointment and felt extremely out of place, its essentially a giant oasis dental care

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>>74559136

>>74559265
use it to open pill packets quick and take the pills

>>74559228

Why do you demean yourself by calling yourself "nigger" brother?

>>74559136
avoid exercise, have a bad diet, sleep poorly and drink/smoke too much

no way of making coffee without making absolutely loads of noise.

>>74559270
textbook

>>74559311
yeah you're right fuck whitey

>>74559296
squish

>>74559128
yeah im sure NHS spending's increasing too, not trying to shill desu, just genuinely assumed the budget had decreased is all - surely that's technically not austerity, right?

>>74559333
Hello nigger

>>74559136
10 tablespoons of salt

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>>74558807
Don't be such a fucking faggot. What's the worse that could possibly happen - she doesn't like you. Boo hoo. Move on to the next one. I used to have exactly the same self-loathing, self-defeating attitude as that until recently.

>>74559299
What pills? Nothing modern can really kill you properly.

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I could have fucked this girl tonight but I was too fucked up to drive.

Why is life so cruel?

I have arranged to meet her on Saturday, lets hope she still wants it by then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5Z_2dBYSI
Such a tune

>>74559270
>premade pizza

still on my gap year
it's been 10 years now, longest year ever

>>74559381
HELLO YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!! NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74559288
depends on the autism/autist, a lot are just a bit awkward and make unfunny jokes
t. known loads

>>74559374
change your fucking font you fruit loop

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>Boo hoo. Move on to the next one

Do Brits really call oven pizza 'shop pizza?'

kek what the fuck is this subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/

a community of danelads?

>>74559296
cor he popped like a ripe grapefruit

>>74559374
thats not a chinese jaw

had a nice sleep in my shop bed lads

wish I could make a coffee

>>74559415
or what mate?

>>74559381
AWFUL choon
Hate that kind of nigger music but I like this kind
https://youtu.be/l7n-CJkEooc

>>74559420
I don't, I call it oven pizza. Shop pizza doesn't sound too bizarre imo

if only making coffee wasn't so loud

did NOT do a good job of slitting my wrists and I barely scratched at my throat with my limp arms
great advice you fucking twat

how do the grime videos get police cars and officers

can you rent them out?

Autismoyank es no bueno jajajaja

>>74559420
its frozen pizza or just pizza

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Drinking bourbon on the rocks and listening to jazz here lads. Quite comfy.

can you overdose on prawn cocktail walkers?

asking for my cousin

if only making cummies wasn't so loud

how much effort does it take to get laid on tinder

>>74559420
its all just pizza.
if i want to say where its from its pizza from aldi or pizza from dominos

>>74559516
for you, a lot

>>74559374
Also arrange to meet a thai girl who has been sending me pics of he fanny on Saturday. Guess its gonna come down to which one wants it morel

The Chinese girl in the pic literally told me to come through and see her within 10 minutes of speaking to her so I really hope she's dtf come Saturday.

>>74559344
Most of the cuts the tories promised haven't come into effect, they announce them saying they'll take place in two years time then when that time arrives postpone them for another couple of years.

Why is everyone on /brit/ so shit at committing suicide

wait if you buy coffee beans from a shop and make a cup it's a shop coffee but what's a cup of coffee bought from the shop

bumming a mate tonight

>>74559550
if we were good at it we wouldn't be here would we

>>74559420
shop pizza and oven pizza are commonly used in different regions. one autistic pedant here calls it premade pizza and posts pictures of bradley walsh to everyone that doesn't also call it that. it mostly just gets called 'pizza' unless someone asks you specifically what kind of pizza. then it's takeaway pizza, frozen pizza or shop/oven pizza

Bought some LSD today lads. Bit nervous, I've never smoked and hardly even drink.
Sam Harris tells me this is going to be good.

>>74559487
>>74559520
in general yeah but in this scenario
>had a pizza last night
>Dominos?
>no, ___ pizza,
oven pizza sounds pretty natural

>>74559538
that's kind of what i'm getting at - it seems like both Labour and the Tories are pretending there's a high level of austerity going on to appeal to different voters

>>74559371
centrum chewable kids vitamins

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>>74559556
yes

learned all the history there is to know
all the geography, capital cities, features, people, demographics, everything

now that i know everything it's all so boring that i have to life for the future when i love the past

>>74559622
what's the capital of tajikistan?

To get far in politics you need a memorable name and memorable face

>>74559601
>>no, ____ pizza
i'd definitely say frozen pizza in this situation
oven pizza is passable
shop pizza/premade pizza is dire

>>74559566
lucky lad x

>>74559654
dushanbe

>>74559665
hope I don't get poo on my willy

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>>74559666
devilish

>>74559601
i'd still not call it oven pizza. either "no, frozen pizza" or "no, i got one from sainsburys"

>>74559556
well that's not coffee from a shop, it's beans from a shop, but there would be no need to spicify that they are shop beans, because no one buys beans anywhere other than a shop.

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>>74559516
I am literally fighting them off with a stick. If you're not too picky then it's a cunny smorgasbord.

Why do people hate /brit/?

I propose that underboob is superior to cleavage

there will be a bbc magazine article about this pizza thing

>>74559619
howled quietly

>>74559658
But what if the pizza came from the fridge and wasn't frozen?

>>74559703
above point but i guess 'shop pizza' is the same sort of thing as sainsburys pizza

>>74559688
you wouldn't with me x

>>74559708
thinking hard

>>74559658
shop pizza is weird but supermarket pizza or tesco pizza sound plausible

>>74559601
They make promises like that because there isn't a huge amount of difference they can make, aside from completely cancelling a public service or raising taxes to pay for it. Promises to cut/spend money are just tricks to stop another run on the pound whenever something unpredictable happens, like what happened with Brexit.

>>74559703
you would specify the supermarket insted of just saying shop? you're basically saying shop pizza. it's the same

>>74559732
pics

>>74559722
>But what if the pizza came from the fridge and wasn't frozen?
doesnt really matter desu, they'd know what I mean
>>74559742
>nah, got one from sainsburys
acceptable
calling it "shop pizza" makes you sound weird

>>74559742
>giving free word of mouth advertising

if i'm shilling something i want to be paid

Just ate a plastic bag

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alright, fellas?

>>74559786
alri

>>74559786
4 (You)s

>>74559769
what if it's pizza from the shop? same deal, doesn't have to be that exact order of words. shop pizza is just pizza bought from a shop, you could say it in any number of ways, and looks like most do.

>>74559709
you can get beans from a shop, cafe, distributor, Internet and even overseas. a lot of options that need proper specification in light of shop pizza gate

>>74559786
all me

>>74559747
>>74559722
>you're basically saying shop pizza
yeah but thats not what its called. thats not a term that is used. nobody calls it shop pizza, even if thats what it could be described as, which is what the leaf's question was.

Just fed my pet paddy a plastic bag

Famished little bastards aren't they! haha

>>74554738
don't recall why but i remember watching a few english cartoons like this as a kid. postman pat was fucking terrible as was the elephant bullshit and the one with the gay bear. there was something unsettling about all of them

need a hi-res picture of kasia going to the toilet outside

>>74559786
Six (You)s

>>74559826
dunno tbf, never come up
like I said, I would personally just say frozen pizza if it wasn't delivered or in a restaurant

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>>74559769
but oven pizza's nicer than frozen pizza! it's also not frozen so for me oven pizza makes more sense

>>74559786
alri

>>74559845
I have to say I've not heard 'shop pizza' irl either, but i hear oven pizza all the time and i guess shop pizza may be common in other regions

>>74559859
yo my dude how about you fuck off my bud

Will PayPal someone £10 if they can find a British tv/film clip mentioning oven pizza or equivalent term
£20 if it's BBC

>>74559859
barbar was fucking kino you absolute runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT6vab_IOHc

>>74559897
*surreptitiously pays tyrone to say it of fiver*

>>74559831
All of those are shops, or count as shops. They certainly aren't takeaways. A takeaway is something prepared for you, whilst you might get a coffee to takeaway, if you also bought some beans there, you would say I got some beans from the coffee shop.

I am so cold blooded I shit snow

>>74559859
you were probably confused by the fact that they weren't trying to sell you anything

>>74559897
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1583641/nooven-pizza

just circumcised myself

>>74559934
so coffee shop coffee?

>>74559938
go to fucking bed you filthy slag and stop harping on about how you need to go to bed before I split your head open with a crowbar

>>74559977
wrong one lol

>>74559845
No one says going to the shop to get shop pizza. No one is saying shop pizza in that exact order of words is a commonplace term, at least, I don't think they are. I think people are just saying, when asked what variety of pizza, in one way or another, they would indicate it came from a shop.

having a 'pression moment

might 'it the ol 'cide

Night lads
Gonna go cry myself to sleep x

>>74560004
u OK?

>>74559976
beans from the coffee shop

or takeaway coffee

>>74560004
>>74560023
sad paddy hours

What is God supposed to save the queen FROM, huh? Is it the French or what

>>74559957
That's not an oven pizza nor a TV clip

why does this shit have 3m retweets

https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/status/440322224407314432

Fuck OFF you sadboy Irish cunts

Irish never post anything good on /brit/, ever

>>74560004
>>74560023
*climbs through your window and spoons you both*

absolutely mad that people come to the 'chon to do anything but shitpost and browse porn threads

>>74560052
my gargantuan heeming fist

>>74559977
Excuse me?

>>74560062
there are two darkies in the photo

oven chips and chippy chips

>>74559859
pbs used to show international cartoons iirc

>>74560079
where else are we going to sort what we should be calling things?

might have a bakery bap with shop chicken lads

tuna fish

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https://twitter.com/BazElliott/status/861377048157315073
N O

i call going to the barbers going to the hairdressers is that socially acceptable?

>>74560004
Wait, let's kill ourselves together

>>74560122
it's an oven cob you dolt

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walks out to EU anthem (ode to joy... humanism taken the form of song)
speech in front of pyramid
banker with close ties to Rothschilds
fuck...

>>74560134
>12 likes

>>74560135
rather a bit gay

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>dad is 6'2"
>mum is 5'7"
>i'm 5'9"

>barry cuckle

>>74560136
sounds fun

lads why the fuck do i keep losing in hero push?

what am i doing wrong?

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>pause wank to post something
>willy goes soft

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>>74560178
>dad is 6'5
>mum is 5'4
>i'm 5'10

>>74560200
living the life

>>74560207
your dad is a literal nonce

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>>74560200

>>74560207
>>74560178
>being shorter than your dad
poor malnourished babs

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>dad is 5'10"
>mum is 5'3"
>i'm 6'3"
>brother is 6'2"

>>74560231
CUSTODIAN

>>74560231
>guys more shaved than she is

>dad is 5'7
>mum is 5'6
>i'm 5'8

HOWLING

dad is 6' 4"
>mum is 5'
>im 5' 11"

>>74560256
MILKMANED

Morning runts
Morning nonce

>>74560284
>dad 6'1
>mam 5'8
>im 6'3
>brother 6'3

tank genes

that were a quick wank

>>74560334
how quick?

>>74560357
not quick enough

>>74560357
5.67 seconds

>>74560357
time between posts was 7 minutes, so factoring in finding porn and cleaning up, pretty quick. Tend to have much long wanks x

aussie rekt

>>74560297
I do wonder sometimes. My brother looks like my dad, but I look like absolutely no one in my family. not even anyone from my mum's side.

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>>74560392
>mfw I thought I was the only one to time my wanks by /brit/ posts

>>74554738
Holy shit! The nostalgia kicked in.

>>74560485
tell me about the slovenian post service

>>74560469
nice, what kind of times you in the region of?

urges of complete violent rage setting in. better take the ol meds i suppose. wouldnt want to scrape the front of my face down a brick wall again

I'm back what have I missed

>>74560498
I meant the cartoon.

>>74560517
what do you have that causes that? found myself wanting to put my head through my laptop the other day hahahaha

>>74560517
*pours your meds down the sink*

>>74560542
Your country elected one 'Poosident Shit Cuck Cunt Bog Twat Shart' as Burger King

>>74560542
someone figured out how to time wanks based on the amount of time between posts

>>74556584
>>74556584
>>74556584

reduce

reuse

recycle

>>74560557
schizophrenia with psychotic tendencies haha. teah i smash stuff with my head and face a lot, or smash stuff on to my head and face. started off with beer cans when i was younger, now i just do it with whatever compulsively when i am uncontrollably angry

>>74560507
usually try to edge for as long as possible
hour maximum

>>74560603
nice

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