/brit/

going to SCREAM at the next yank post

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DESPISE the left. Hate forners. Hate pakis. Hate atheists. Hate gays. Hate lesbians. Hate muzzies. Hate special needs lads. Hate wogs. Hate tinkers. Love the pub and football, simple as

Anime

you arrive in the richest country on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LVIfHcogY

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>renting a room of this family because im working in a different town
>They give me black bedsheets
>wank in bed to help me fall asleep
>cumstains all over it
>room smells of sweat and farts (have stomach problem)
>go back home for the weekend
>come back
>see my bedsheets have been changed

i feel ashamed, embarassed but also violated. Why the fuck did they come into my room and do that. If I knew they wanted to enter my room I'd have cleaned it beforehand fuck. Now they've litrally cleaned a cummy bed sheet. How the fuck am I supposed to face any of them now. Why would they put me in this awkward as fuck position - rent a room to someone - don't come into it without their permission simple. Now I have to cringe myself to sleep.

For fuck sakes, I hate fucking housesharing or lodging or whatever. I just want my own fucking apartment fuck everything.,,

If /brit/ was a school lunch then the aussies would be the Frube

Reminder that anyone who doubted my "Riga as a Deano hotspot" claim has been UTTERLY btfo

>Do they even admire architecture

I'm not a fucking architect am I mate

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Face it rorkes, you're on the wrong side of history. There are no breaks on the globalist train

>>74554786
how on earth do you even know what a deano is

Literally hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI

Just watched 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2'

Has got to be the worst piece of shit I've ever watched.

>>74554775
>apartment
stopped reading there. fuck off yank.

Scotland was that jittery as fuk lad with abusive parents in secondary school who smoked a pack a day from 12 onwards

deano destinations
>ibiza
>magaluf
>cancun
>amsterdam
>prague

>>74554786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YFjtcoTP3c

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night lads

reckon if Clement Attlee were alive today modern leftists would call him a fascist

Deanos in Riga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCVw4tD7zWE

>>74554803
Brit on vacation here

missed 2 calls from a private number whilst makeign breakfast
odds on it being something worth worrying about?

>>74554856
they really wouldn't though

need a beach house out in Cancun

>>74554868
8/13

>>74554868
it was me

>>74554860
hmmm

>>74554812
>these people voted Remain

mans on road

>>74554843

Ayia Napa
Zante
Tenerife
Budapest
Dubai
And more recently, Croatia

>the olympic GAMES
>full of sports with no games in there at all

>>74554868
genuinely me

>>74554868
Me calling u

Was wondering why u don't answer:))€

Let's chat over coffe n biscits x

see you next tuesday

>>74554843
am a deano

euro kids born years after me are old enough to drink but i'm not

>>74554843
lanzarote

reminder caralad is ginger

am quite literally going to fail my exams iah

>>74554812
>turbo normie scum
>RD S 1 year ago
>DormerStone

HOWLING

What's it like to put your willy in a vagina for the first time lads?

missed 2 calls from a private number whilst getting into bed
odds on it being something worth worrying about?

>>74554932
haha twat

>>74554969
warm

have you lads ever watched The Pianist?
is it just me or is it blatant propaganda?
the Nazi's weren't that bad, surely

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Woah haha roastie Rorkes BTFO

>>74554844
0_0

>>74554912
I tried to think of zante but I couldn't remember the name, and yes completely forgot about croatia

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anybody here wanna trade morrissey memes?

Deano holiday destinations:
>Belgrade
>Addis ababa
>Vladivostok
>Caracas
>Limerick

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>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

>>74554969
its significant
like you've reached an important social goal

>>74554860
>vacation
hmm
>>74554912
>And more recently, Croatia
spot on. but in my day we called them Garys.

Here's the thing. You said a "Jedi is a Sith." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a padawan who studies the Force, I am telling you, specifically, in this galaxy, no one calls Jedi Sith. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Sith family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Darksiders, which includes things from secret apprentices to masters to Dark Lords. So your reasoning for calling a Jedi a Sith is because random people "call the black ones Sith?" Let's get Mace Windu and Lando Calrissian in there, then, too. Also, calling someone good or evil? It's not one or the other, that's not how the Force works. They're both. A Jedi is a Jedi and a member of the light side of the Force. But that's not what you said. You said a Jedi is a Sith, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all users of the Force Sith, which means you'd call Yoda, Luke, and other Force users Sith, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

>>74554977
disgusting

>>74555014
fucks sake

>>74555007
don't forget riga

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>>74554990
>rowling
>conservative

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>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.

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>>74554999

Mozza loves UKIP but wants to give the falklands to the argies

>>74554990
ah yes, anyone who doesn't like corbyn is automatically a tory, doesn't matter that JK Rowling has given countless amounts of money to the Labour party

peoples voices never match their faces

>>74554973
>private number
>11pm on a sunday night
>important

don't worry lad

leaving it for later and going again to bed

>>74554958
no

>>74554973
100%

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arse hurts

stupid irish twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv3uitWCsMw

>>74555060
He's against imperialism and colonialism, whether its by the EU or the UK

>>74555077
got em friday mon and thurs and havent started revising yet iah

willy hurts

>>74554977
ah yes the shop pizza

>>74555063
wrong. can immediately tell from someones voice that they're a british asian

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>>74555099
HEY NOW HEY NOW
DON'T DREAM ITS OVER

morrisseys a stupid twat

>>74555115
hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry

cooking a cuck pizza

>>74555035
plen

>>74555154
how big are your tits

>>74554843
saw deano @ gregg's

>>74555137
dumb paddy

just don't understand this tracey emin art

putting the shop pizza in the oven

>>74555125
talking about voices not accents

Going to go to bed soon, got work in the morning xx

>>74555165
32b

>>74555186
*applause*

>>74555211
cute x

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selfie lads no h8 xx

>>74555137
rly makes me thnk

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>>74555060
really jogs my noggin

Ma came in drunk harassing me and I swear to fuck lads I was so close to giving her a pair of Irish sunglasses

Do NEETs still get the christmas bonus if they've been sanctioned?

Do you have Popeye's Chicken in Bri'un?

>>74555192
does that turn it into an oven pizza

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>just bought a shop pizza from the food supermarket and cooked it in the heat oven

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>wake up
>macron won
>by nearly 35%

france is lost lads

there is no hope for them

>>74555224
init

>>74555211
FEMLETS

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>74555225
hmm so these are the manchildren posting here about das capital and communism

hatred for contemporary art is another thing the underclass got going for them

NEED to be casually naked with a girl lads

>>74555249
no

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>>74555241

>>74555241
post pic of mum

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Need a feminine bf lads

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>3 jews

how do they do it

>Bradley samefagger is having another autistic episode
Filtering all of his filenames, not funny when you spam the same shit every hour

>>74555274
nah thats clearly a yank
only yanks look so despicable

>>74555211
girl at my uni is 32d

mam lambrini

>>74555319
bit gay
>>74555326
me on the bottom

>>74555339
yanks post about it too you froggy faggot

>>74554969
I've only stuck it in fannies

>>74555326
>all white men
hmmmmm

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>>74555264

i envented the bradey gimmick and the FONT gimmick

ama

>>74555326

Would honestly rather Bill Gate's money be used for his charity rather than expanding the military's arsenal.

>>74555305
snorting

don't know what these bra size measurements mean lads haha

give me a good thriller movie to watch pls

>>74555381
proofs?

>>74555377
3 white men, 3 jews, 2 mexicans

>>74555377
>jews
>white
you've got to be fucking me

>>74555347
thats fascinating

proud of having macron as my president
say no to HATE

*Gives josies tits a firm squeeze*
Haha my bad love!

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*Dabs*

>>74555405
i was gonna watch the first alien soon
horrors are thrillers right?

>>74555407
check the archive

Ever since I went on the diet, can't enjoy a good meat lovers with parmesan

unironically believe that in 10-20 years france will be a failed state. There are near constant riots in paris and the rural population despise the central government

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>>Bradley samefagger is having another autistic episode
>Filtering all of his filenames, not funny when you spam the same shit every hour

>>74555381
i invented both gimmicks, check the archives 6 months ago

wish students would piss off with their exam chat

TSR is where you belong

>>74555390
the number is the length around the chest in cm I think

letter is the cup size (a is smallest)

>>74554775
grim situation

move

>>74555458
Got banned off there many moons ago for posting dick pics

>>74555405
kidulthood

just don't reply to him. he fucks off when he doesn't get any replies

>>74555405
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119174/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362225/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/

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>>74555390
just the gimmick you need
you only have to worry about one size per flopper

>>74555427
*gives your bollocks a good squeeze with a hydraulic press*

>>74555434
>>74555455
first post is a kiwi, you lied
betrayal is a dish best served cold

>this yank complaining about communism.again
HOWLING

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>>74554785

>>74555491
*groans in pure unadulterated euphoria*
Haha she's a feisty one alright!

honestly prefer small tits to large tits lads. am i weird?

>>74554775
implement american tactics - we call this one the yank wank
cum over everything in the room so they think you are insane and move out and leave you alone in the house

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>£10

digits

>>74555434
>>74555455
i genuinely invented the "6 months ago check the archive" gimmick by using it to claim a gimmick many moons ago

>>74555540
bent nonce

>>74555530
you'd be a dairylea dunker

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/861321111094480896

>Emmanuel Macron walks out to address supporters in Paris to the EU anthem ‘Ode to Joy

I invented the third eye gimmick which captivated /brit/ for many moons

bucks posts like a bloke so its a bloke

the gimmick i introduced was saying "sweaty" instead of sweety. Its a small one, but i hope it brings you some laughter x

>>74555581
Rorkes must be fuming.

>>74555540
want lads

>>74555554
I said many moons ago first >>74555480
So really you're appropriating my gimmckry kuffar slag

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never invented a single popular gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-FkalybggA

>Net worth US$28.1 billion (December 2016)[1]

>>74555581
Based

>>74555581
b-b-but the telegraph told me the EU was collapsing!!

I invented the "fuck trump and fuck all white people" gimmick.

>>74555596
i hate this gimmick!

I invented the I invented the [insert gimmick] here gimmick

invented pretty much every recognisable yank gimmick

>irish flag
>... many moons ...
>2 minutes later
>british flag
>... many moons.

I invented the Jewish Greggs gimmick a while back

Ngl I engineered the seamus HEEM le angry Hibernian gimmick

Can't tell you my gimmicks and someone figure out my game plan

internet 2004-2009 was great

then it got flooded by normies and 3rd worlders

invented american posts

>>74555638
They've been saying that every year since the thing was fucking set up, literally don't know what they're talking about.

>>74555596
really aggravates me actually

>>74555651
there are none
FOY

Did not invent the business idea gimmick but imported it from another board, still take full credit for it tho

*invents actionposting*

>>74555599
honestly don't care

let europe destroy itself

fart fart fart parp brrrrrrrrrrraaaaap

>>74555581
was it this version haha?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxKsjU5Q3A

>>74555487
ty mate, seen minority report and it was pretty good, will check the others :)

>>74555433
yeh good movie, and i would class horrors as thrillers aswell. I recently watched The Thing for the first time aswell and it was fantastic.

>tfw hindsight being 20/20 I should have battered those pikeys afterall
it's an abstract feel. i'm a man of peace.

>>74555555

>>74555686
>>74555646
:(

>>74555211
pics

What's a deano?

>>74555377
>Lebanese-Mexicans
>white

>>74555687
bit new

>>74555596

hate you x

I invented the Christmas bonus gimmick that is currently taking /brit/ by storm

>>74555471
yes
the number is the "band", the long bit you hook
letter is cup, the size of the boobholders
the band size changes relative to the cup even if its the same number

>>74555613
actually i invented the phrase some time ago

>>74555718
You're not the normal mexicano

>>74555596
LITERALLY unironically me that introduced this

NOT joking, am VERY annoyed that you are trying to claim one of my numerous gimmicks

>>74555576
spot on lad

>>74555719
FOY

Invented the commie posting gimmick lads

>>74555718
le dab generations gary.

i invented the cuckio meme (anyone remember it?)

>>74555751
>can't even use the FOY gimmick correctly
VERY new

>>74555581
good to see he'll be representing the French national interest first and foremost

bucks are you even a little bit straight? would you have a go on a feminine lad like me? x

invented the computer

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MUMMY ME WANT MILKY MILKY GOO

>>74555775
FOY

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goin for a short walk up a small hill

gotta get swole

>>74555773

yeah it wasn't good if i recall correctly

invented /brit/

>>74555731
Well actually it emerged from the recesses of my conscious not too long ago, praise be to allah and muhammad (peace be upon him)

Invented the time posting gimmick that went on for one thread

Invented the "posting which gimmicks you invented" gimmick and starting to wish I hadn't >:-(

just shat meself

invented the cuckio meme

>>74555783
post pics x

>>74555773
its a me, cuckio!

invented future posting

>>74555795
very intimidated by this image

>>74555800
oh fuck off

I invented the supermarket rating gimmick

Invented the poo wank gimmick

Anyone remember the el cuckio meme?

>>74555748
oi nah you can actually fuck off
very few of my gimmicks have stuck but sweatyposting is most definitely one of them

anyone remember the prime minister pint pulling gimmick

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>>74555826

Quick

>>74555731
knew it
proper good with women me

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american bf just sent me this. had to censor it x

I actually spent many years analysing various formulae and stimuli to produce the

Oh FUCK off gimmick

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>>74555826

>>74555876
>feminine lad
>has tits
Shit taste

>>74555859
ermm no sweaty, think you'll find that is one of my many hand crafted 'mmicks xxx

>>74555876
didn't know ps1 lara croft was real

invented the love pints gimmick

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>>74555868

>>74555904
fuck off bender

Me great great grand nan was a yorky
THIS IS MY HERITAGE AND IM PROUD

----

# Gimmicks I invented
a. all of the above
b. 2
c. 5
d. 3

>>74555904
bit hairy
other than that you're good

things I'm better than you at:
wasting weekends in a downward spiral of depression
gimmick synthesis
not rating pogba

>>74555904
Post timestamp x

>>74555876
she excretes thick logs of hot stinking steaming shit from that anus every day.

invented special needs

>>74555904
fucking gay cunt stop wearing your sisters underwear

>>74555918
NO
FUCK OFF
i remember where i saw it too, a twitter account called "chimney" posted it as a typo and i thought "haha that's funny, reckon the lads on /brit/ would like that", so i introduced it and it THRIVED
now FUCK off you VILE little vermin

I'm Kevin Boyle so I suppose you could say I'm responsible for the Kevin Boyle gimmick

Go Belfast Giants!

the best gimmicks are those posted once or twice a month

invented the reserving a table at your local pub gimmick

>>74555942
Le Pen lost LOL

i also invented "neutralise the threat" which shows up occasionally and i made a text-to-speech vocaroo of the "having a wank lads im doing a poo" song

>>74555783
id have a go on your face with a blunt heavy implement
honestly hate sissy fruits
more to the point havent considered vulgarity with a willybearer (except a few sordid non-encounters with the bf [best friend] at several pre-uni parties in 2015) since i was 13

>>74555961
i can only get so erect

invented the tim and kev gimmick

>>74555980
good

think i invented the "x" gimmick, may have just popularised it though

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ah yes
les runts sans frontiers

>>74555952
>wasting weekends in a downward spiral of depression

honestly considering a suicide 2bh

>>74555972
ermm no sweaty xx

invented the 'snap' gimmick for when two JF of the same country make two posts in a row

was only popular for a very brief time, might see about bringing it back some time soon

>>74555957
Mmm nah x
>>74555970
Haven't worn my sister's knickers in years, I buy my own now. Growing out of the sissy gimmick though desu

>>74556001
reddit

Cheated on the gf again lads

My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps

>>74556009
not even slightly a gimmick, lads up and down the country of have always used it for comedic effect x

FOB used to be a very influential gimmick, rarely see it these days

shame

>>74556044
nah im allowed to have my opinion mate this is a free speech website

>>74556027
was a fantastic 'mick
invariably set the foreners off fuming

>>74556046
is she single?

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Just realised that in China they eat Chinese food every day.

Fucking mental.

>>74556027
I enjoyed doing that :]

>>74556069
reddit

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Some lad just sent me this
>>74556040
>not posting yourself
disappointed

>>74556079
No she's my gf you thick obese yank

i have created many gimmicks but part of my overall gimmick is not to take credit for any of them

>>74556063
pics

why is /brit/ so chock full of benders and proto-benders/bender enablers
makes me SICK

The funny thing is Josie is a fycking WOMAN (lmao) but she still acts hard despite the fact she isn't a decorated amateur boxer and warrior of allah like me

If she gave me cheek on the street allah would implement his power as a medium through me to distribute divine punishment to unnatural mentally ill kuffar slags

She belongs in a fucking hijab submitting to the dominant sex, stupid apostate bitch

>>74556111
rasheed o'sullivan

>>74556101
is she single?

used to love george v posting until i found out it was stolen from some other general
not a fan of stolen micks

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invented the "dont mess with me sunshine" gimmick

>>74556064

hmm, that's interesting because no one on /brit/ had been using it until i started the gimmick

>>74556110
Can't get a bird so resort to lads

ah crap, forgot I needed to buy hashbrowns lads

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>>74556106

Who's watching Kajaki?

>>74556078
>>74556079
snap

>>74556081
do you reckon chinese tourists are mesmerised by the concept of greggs?

>>74556144
>invented the "dont mess with me sunshine" gimmick
you're a fucking retard if you did because it isn't even what tim used to say.
he used to say "don't mess me around sunshine".
twat. triggers my autism every fucking time now

never had chinese/indian

never will

You daft wankers lookin forward to havin Timmies?

>>74556135
>>74556144
snap

>>74556153
you cannot post that

>>74556153
Beautiful areoles perfect tits

>>74556111
having an asthma attack at this
think i missed the episode where you converted to islam
planning on joining the """""moderate rebels""""" in case pakipoo ever signs up with isis?

>>74556144
vile idiotic repulsive onerous slug of a creature somebody needs to shoot him and throw him in a well

>>74556046
>again
bad lad
zero remorse

i know it's popular to mock the french right now but come on lads, even the rorkiest of you probably would have voted for Tony Blair instead of the BNP if we had such an election

In Wakefield town centre and all I can see is skinny little fem boys lmao

>>74556101
but im irish

>>74556217
its been popular to mock the french for about 600 years

>>74556217
if the BNP had an actual chance i'd probably vote for them for a laugh tbf

Josie Hearn, the clit gobbling bulldyke from Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire

>>74556144
What do you expect to come of this gimmick?

what does SNAP mean?
is it from black culture?

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>if the BNP had an actual chance i'd probably vote for them for a laugh tbf

>>74556197
I would distribute whatever punishment upon you and the other undesirable apostate as allah deems fitting

>>74556212
Women are not entitled to respect

>>74556223
one of them is me

>>74556273
cuck

>>74556217
true

>>74556217
Nah mate I'd vote whatever the contrary party was because I'm a radical patrician.

>>74556217
not much of a rorke but if such a situation arose, I would undoubtedly vote for the meme option

>>74556273
>not wanting to see the normies squeal
runtoid

>>74556268
its when you've both the same card
like you jack of hearts
i play jack of spades
SNAP!

>post a question
>someone responds with an answer you dont like
>GO BACK TO LE REDDIT
hm yes

>>74554775
You filthy cunt

>>74556212
Fuck off newcunt

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>>74556268
card game actually

>>74556316
go back there

considering a 'cide
thrown my degree away at the last hurdle

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bf's cucking me again lads

>>74556316
Hello plebbit

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Looks like it's Britain and America vs the cucks of Europe

Shadilay my Anglo brothers

>>74556341
don't ever reply to me again or i'll kick your head in

>>74556314
>>74556332
thanks lads, i just dont have any friends to play it with so...

[Adjective] [ing] at/a [noun]

>>74556347
sauce?

>>74556346
absolutely not i forbid it
what needs doing
dont waste time telling me just hurry and do it

>>74556360
Abysmal fucking post

Horrendous

Repulsive

Erroneous

Sickening

bigging at cat

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I hope I survive long enough for good sexbots

>>74556223
Funny that you'll only ever say this from your own home
If you ever came to wakey I'd have muai thai kicked you in the face before you could even fill in a captcha

muggy cunt resorted to starting on girls because you can't handle a big bloke like me

>>74556390
the bf

>>74556244
good man yourself
*buys you a pint of guiness*

>>74556347
fucks sake i have a semi from this
am i gay lads

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doing a read with the wife's son

360
Embarrasing

>>74556328
>pay a monthly amount of money to rent a room
>landlord violates my privacy.

if they said they wanted to come into my room, of course i'd clean it.

its like shitting with the door open when you think the hosue is empty.

>>74556346

go on then

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>>74556394
3 exams in the next 11 days for which i haven't revised
tried a past paper today but couldnt answer a single question

>>74556414
Yeah, reckon ye want me to bugger yer arse?

>>74556405
what are the advantages of a sexbot over a prozzy

>>74556444
Aincient gimmick