/cum/

FUCK MACRON

fuck Drumpf

FUCK RONALD BLUMPF

>>74553605
and fuck French people

delete /cum/

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Feli City

united states more like gay fags xDDDD

states that need markers and text outside of their borders are non-states

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I went to Alaska and took this picture

>>74553752
looks comfy

>>74553727
perfect feet

>>74553751
east coast statelets don't deserve to exist.

>>74553814
yea
west coast masterrace

I drive hungover all the time
I feel super guilty about it because I am a noticeably worse driver

gas all feetfags

>>74553875
this

/dead/

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>>74553938

more like /bed/

>>74553938
im watching a movie

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>this general

hyper beb level 2

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>actual this general

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a job that slowlyyyy killlllllls youuuuuuuuuu

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>tfw less than 1 post per minute

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>>74554138
frick!!!

>>74554154
hang in there champ
someday mars will be colonized and they'll need redneck laborers to move martian dirt around for buildings

*contrificates you*

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check out elon musk's newest revolutionary idea

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>>74554217
*tucks u into bed*

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>>74554195
CALM DOWN PLS NO

think I caught the flu

>>74554269
dang that is genius

>>74554269
that's silly

finished the cornetto trilogy rewatch last night boys

think I'll watch paul tonight. no edgar wright but I liked it

Today someone told me that her brother had dropped his baby. I had to laugh at first. I wonder why I laughed. Then she told me what happened exactly and that the baby won't have any permanent damage although it has a skull fracture.

>>74554306
spring
summer
autumn
winter
there is no such thing as flu season therefore there is no such thing as the flu
calm down

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>tfw /cum/ will never be /brit/

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>>74554289
*coughs cutely*
sowwy, i'm ok now, plz go to sleep,ok?

>>74554437
what's with you and britain

>>74554437
What happens in /brit/?

>>74554274
You can't do that, you've been contrifica-
put me down you fucking cunt I'll fucking x y 360 x 180 triple kill y y 180 noscope you across the fucking map you fucking fag

>>74554437

you make it seem like a bad thing

>>74554475

lots of gayposting

>>74554460
*punts you*

>>74554475
a post every few seconds

>>74554437
>handsome
>is fit
>rich
>
>
>
>
>fucks it up with a horrible haircut

would really enjoy some bangers and mash right now tbqhwymfal

>>74554546
I like pickles because I can eat them all I want and they have no nutritional value or calories

America > England
/cum/ < /brit/

Explain yourselves

about to eat some fish and chips imho

>>74554602
potatokike

>>74554606
anon you arent british please stop or go back there

>>74554602
can you do me a favor? can you just post "god is a figment, goddamn him" for me?

>>74554598
Honestly feel this way about mushrooms. I'll often sautee a shitload of mushrooms and onions and just fucking eat them out of a bowl. If I feel like the calories I might add a teaspoon of ranch for taste

>>74554602

>/brit/
>good

dumb paddy

>>74554641
>only british people eat fish and chips
it's delicious

>>74554602
im irish

>>74554664
/cum/ is brimming with retards desu

>>74554641
don't have to be british to enjoy a good meal cunt

bet you're eating a taco right now fucking spics

/mämmi/ > /cum/

explain that

Ireland has some really narrow roads. I was pretty astounded to see roads 1.5 car widths wide when I was there. Have to crush some poor guy's tulips if you pass another car
nice empire

>>74554664
>good
he obviously meant better than

>>74554641
>his state and county fairs don't have somewhat authentic fish and chips
b-baka

>>74554696
can you please sing the entirety of Black and Tans on vocaroo please

I KISSED A GIRL ON THE CHEEK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT
i'm 20 but this is progress

>>74554698
>>74554670
>>74554736
....eh we have catfish from the mississippi and other rivers its the calling it fish and chips part

beb status: not impressed

/v4/ >>> /cum/

HAVE TO GO TO WORK BUT I DONT WANT TO
MOOOOOOOOOOM

>>74554807
nothing wrong with that

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>>74554814
frick! she's not impressed with me either

>>74554791
congrats lad
maybe by the time you're forty you'll get some tongue :)

>>74554858
do you work in the morgue you zombie

>>74554791
take pics, they last longer
>tfw you will never get a boner from holding a girl's hand anymore

>>74554865
this looks like a halloween mask

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>>74554888
maybe

I sure hope nobody here worked on the sabbath

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>>74554154
BRUISES
THAT
WON'T
HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>74554865
This looks as if someone has peeled of his skin.

>being employed

lol

>>74554900
i recognize this post from the other day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vw2d3_aEC8

>>74554807
the fuck else would I call fish and chips? I think you're chomping for a fight and you're about to find one if you don't settle down

I still feel anxious about the coming week even though I'm unemployed

im racist

>>74555023
why is that so

>>74554935
I didn't work on Saturday, no

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>click update
>No new posts
average day in /cum/

>>74555118
Here is a new post for you.

she succ me

>>74555118
Where are all the posters gone to
Bant and /shit/?

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judging babe

WE

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the midwest ends at minnesota

>>74555247
pls go

grillin up some steaks tonight boys
think i might have a baked potatoe to go with it

NOUS

>>74555219
dead

cum lol

>>74555316
I don't care

just about had it with this waffle and his CUM, LOL

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>white women

>>74555466

chuckled heartily

gonna be salisbury steak time soon buds
i swear to GOD if they don't give me two i will rape them

you can tell nobody on /his/ has picked up a single book in their lives

>>74555512
dramatic

girl I'm dating got all weird after she found out that I live with two girls as flatmates.
fuck, as if men and boys couldn't be exclusively friends.

>>74555463
Do you like swimming? The public pools will open here soon. I want to get fit. Last year I went swimming only about 5 times and didn't get fit at all.

At least small boobs don't get as saggy

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HOW WILL CANADIANS EVER RECOVER?

>>74555663
yea

I see smoke where there isn't any. I seriously think i'm on the verge of some sort of mental break

>>74555663
you should go for six this time, keep increasing those reps breh

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>small boobs

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>>74555722

>>74555796
I never said flat chest

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gb8CT3NoFc

my dog needs to shut the FUCK up 2bhqhyewhqwsss

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>red sox win
>celtics about to play

too bad I don't care about basketball at all tho hehe

all breasts are beautiful

>>74556083

unless theyre A cup

fat chick boobs are usually not beautiful

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what's her endgame?

sup fasg

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>all breasts are beautiful

>>74556126

getting fulfillment from a contract

>>74553662
j'aime toujours la France

>>74556139
suh

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the gee eff

>>74556164

ye gods

Often recoil when I realize how old i am desu

>>74555877
lewd gif

>>74556230
how old are you

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surely the next will be better

>>74556113
very wrong

>>74556253
old

>>74556269
>punishing people for being selective about which games they join
it's like they want more qq

>>74556285
I remember

>>74556281

t. low test

>>74556343
wrong
all breasts are beautiful no matter their size (unless they're naturally massive, then they're disgusting just like massive asses)

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>>74556324
i've never actually dodged a game out of fear of losing based solely on champ select before this one
a little bit upset desu

You had a 1 in 6 chance of being born in India

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literal perfect body type

>>74556398
can't say i disagree

>>74556371

LOW
O
W

TEST
E
S
T

>>74556380
I was born in India

>>74556285
wat

>>74556398
what's the procedure here after making the girl think you're cute
how does spiderman get them digits

face > hips > tits = ass

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>this terrifies the fags

>>74556380
unlikely, my parents have never even been to india

>>74556475
+1

>>74556452

barafags caused WW1

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i hate attack on titan but i cant stop watching

i need help

>>74556481
negro
>>74556524
anime is bad
stop watching it

>>74556531

>hates ass
>hates anime

homosexual irishman detected

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I have never watched an anime in my life
rec me an anime to watch starting today

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>whataburger
>culvers
>sonic

>>74556563
Trigun/FLCL/Cowboy Bebop

>>74556563

Sakura trick, gundam wing, and Lupin III

culver's can heem whataburger and sonic any day

>>74556563

dont

>>74556568

>redding/shasta area crazy over Jack in the crack

wtf

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what's the procedure here lads?

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>>74556563
nichibros

>>74556561
weeb nigger detected

>>74556677

wrong on both counts

>>74556651
J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!

>>74556398
spider-man is the peak physical condition, yes

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Think I figured out why she won't talk to me anymore

>>74556651

What do you mean with procedure?

>>74556651

Im assuming just take the integral of 9x^2

>tfw been chickening out about talking to a qt girl for at least three months now
how do i stop doing this

>>74556746
how in tarnation are you gonna take an integral with no limits decided upon yet!!!

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>>74553752
>ywn live in alaska

>>74556778
18x^3?
unless that double integration with the R under it means something

>>74556813
Tfw no alaska gf

>>74556778

its obviously bounded at y = 0, x = +/-2

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my political views are superior to yours

Guess what, I EAT ASS FOR BREAKFAST

>>74556863
Dude weed lmao

>>74556829
an indefinite integral is 3x^3
but the R means something
and the dA means something, as it doesn't explicitly say "3x^3 ... dx"
so you have to figure out the limits, and the order of integration (dydx or dxdy)

Alaska seems like a horribly depressing place to live. Cold/gloomy weather, crappy internet, far away from the rest of your country.

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*fidget spins at your gf*

>its another "disappearing captcha images" episode

>>74556903
explain this meme

>>74556941
I have a suggestion :^)

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so glad that i'm not a brainlet and i use classic captchas

>>74556898
its absolutely beautiful up there
but it's also has the highest suicide rate

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>>74556951
*begins spinning at you*

>>74556941
Use old capcha

>>74556965

FUCK OFF, HIRO

>>74556951
Self-induced ADHD

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For me, it is mint choccy chip

amber is in the bottom 5 autechre albums

good morning /cum/
fucking jam packed train now.

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illuminating

>>74557134
grab a girls butt

>>74556568
Steak n shake master race

>>74557134
tokiyo?

>>74557155
kys socialist scum

>>74557172
didn't realize free markets and individual liberties were socialist values hmm hmm almost like you saw one word and jumped at the chance to dispense a teenager's slang hmmm

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Tell me /cum/ would you rather have a blonde gf or an asian gf?

>>74557156
there arent any girl in here

>>74557164
yes :(

>>74557207
>free market
you lean towards "equality," not free market
drooling retard

>>74557208

blonde

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>>74557208
whichever one genuinely likes my personality

>>74553752
Fuck that's beautiful.

>>74557208
blonde

>>74557161
fuck yes, all other burger heathens must yield before the steakburger master race

>>74557218
get a wig and wear a dress and go to womens only train

>>74557231
leaning is not a far-left sitting, sweetie. that's why it says "centrist". use your eyes and think on the words for a second

also the actual definition of social liberal suits me more than these axes. maybe if you looked it up, sweetheart, instead of dispensing more "witty" insults you would know.

>tfw the batteries for all my old GB pokemon games are dead

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>>74557275
ah yes, the free market where you take money from the wealthy and give it to worthless neets in the name of equality
you're literally a fucking retard

>>74557282
Just replace them, that's super easy

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>>74556475
the face is attractive because it works as a proxy to judge the hips/ass

so here is the correct ordering:

ass = hips > face >>....>> tits

>>74557275
Is taxation theft? Answer yes or no

>>74557308
Y-yes, I saw that. It still says "centrist" right up there. You don't even know what questions I answered to make it that way. Why do you think this is some kind of gotcha? You need to prove now that you're not literally 17

>>74557208

blonde

>>74557309

dont have the thing that takes off the cartridge case

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>>74557352
>i'm not a socialist despite my political view being social liberalism!
>also, social democracy is not socialism! #feelthebern!
if you lean towards equality, you support socialism
therefore you are a socialist

how i do get japanese speaker white American girl?

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There is something VERY wrong with this picture buds

>>74557419

anime conventions

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>>74557406
>>74557155
wtf i love neoliberalism now

>>74557379
Stop acting like a woman and use tweezers or something

>>74557419
you're going to have to settle for a fat girl with dyed hair and acne

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>>74557419
Weeb conventions. Be warned for you will likely end up with someone like Boris

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Wonder how much they'll fuck up tomorrow

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>>74557435
The taxpayers of Alberta have decided to cut you back to x1 Salisbury steak

>>74557406
social liberalism still isn't socialism, sweety. you're hanging on that one word still. the national socialist party has the word in there too, even the whole word. still not socialists

I voted trump btw

>also our axes line up way more than they contrast and you're still bitching
I really think you're a horny 17 year old looking for someone who likes to fuck. chill out

>>74557134
Are you an English teacher?

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>the free market will fix everything

>>74557480
there's a mistake with this
racist and anti-semitic are red instead of green

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>>74557406
>social market economy
>socialism

lol

>>74557436
im not interested anime desu

>>74557480

rolling for madelyn

>>74557488
its not fair reeee

>>74557491
>supporting "equality"
>supporting redistribution of wealth
>saying you're not a socialist
>saying sweety
you really, really need to end your own lfie

>>74557539

ah, so you're an english teacher abroad

taking money from people with jobs and giving it to worthless neets to sit at home jerking off to anime all day is socialism

>>74557617

t. trust fund kiddy

neets should be rounded up and shot
>>74557641
t. worthless neet who gets angry at mommy for buying you the wrong sauce for your tendies

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>>74557244

>>74557465
>fat
a bit is okay.

>>74557480
where i'd get weeb?
i haven't no idea.

>>74557435
and they call that a meal

>>74557339
post some asian feet please

>>74557703
kys

>>74557677
just realized the fags didn't even give me my cucumber and cherry tomatoes with ranch i had requested as an appy either
fuck me

>eat something
>become completely exhausted

I hate when this happens

God, i hate you so much...

the alcohol calls to me
i need to go to work tomorrow so i shouldnt drink but i want to
what do i do buds

people with jobs are scum

>>74557758

stop being fat

>>74557762
whom?

Business Idea: Round up all neets into private prisons and force them to do weight lifting and read self-help books until they're chad enough to get girlfriends
They will leave with massive debt due to taking up space in my private prisons and they will be forced to take up jobs to pay them off

Blue state flags surrounding me closing in

>>74557747
the fucking staff at that hospital
this happens like every other day right

>>74557779
Stinky neet

>>74557792
I'm not even close to fat

>>74557822

t. fatty fat fat fatty

>>74557521
Duly noted. Will fix for next thread

i'm going to heem some neets

>>74557831
take that back

>>74557798
horrible idea, the more neets there are the easier it is to get a gf

*puts on wooden shoes*

>>74557667
Anime conventions. Anime movie premiers. Comic book conventions.

Generally anywhere that reeks of BO and dead fish.

>>74557820
yeah they usualy fuck up something minor once a day
this time they fucked up every meal, also didn't give me my rice pudding for lunch dessert
gonna give them a piece of my mind

>i have a job
>i'm important
nah faggot

>tfw no gf

Is france going to be ok

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>mfw jerking off to jav and the girl starts talking to the camera all kawaii and suddenly she says something that gets bleeped out

As a NEET I have all the free time in the world to pursue women. While the wagies wageslave away I'm in their beds fucking their gfs

>>74557941
no

>>74557963

arent you an IT desk jockey

>>74557947
CUTE
U
T
E

>>74557872
Business Idea: NEET holocaust
neets may take up employment in death camps to avoid gassing

>>74557408
tired of this cat
>>74557435
what?

>>74557963
>tfw there's NEET bulls impregnating beautiful hard working wage slaves

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>>74557941
it's too late

>>74557979
I will be again when someone has the fucking decency to hire me

>caring about another countries politics

european tier

>>74557941
they won't have a Russian puppet as their president so yes

Drompfhhhh

was kinda hoping le pen would win

>>74558056

we need some kind of political castastrophe that will send all their qt grills stateside

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>>74558060

macron winning means the white man will be punished for his crimes

>>74558102
Tfw no korean refugees

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>>74557439
Okay I've taken this test like 10 times now, and I've had mixed results of moderate/market for economic, patriotic/moderate for diplomatic, libertarian/moderate for civil, and progressive/moderate for societal, and I've landed a form of neoliberalism each time

how can i be a neoliberal when i strongly agree with assimilation, strongly disagree with open borders, strongly agree with superiority of some cultures over others, and strongly agree with the importance of maintenance of national sovereignty, strongly disagree with a united world government, strongly agree with international aid being a waste of money, disagree with governments caring about foreign citizens, disagree with equal treatment for all people,

>>74558102
Just go to quebec, french cuties but they actually shower unlike actual french women

MONGOLOID
HE WAS A MONGOLOID

>>74558152

but I dont want to live in Canada

It was three years ago when I had my first newborn. On the night of his birth Dondold Drump as I like to call him rushed into the emergency room and choked slammed the small child whilst singing "radar love" at the top of his lungs. My wife fainted and died from that. Like and share this post to STOP president DRUMPF

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>canadians

>>74557916
would give them a bad review on google if i were you

>>74558171
Liked and subribef

>>74558031
so basically the inverse of how our election went

sometimes I imagine that the flags are talking when I browse cum

tfw my mom asks me why im not married yet every time i see her

>>74558180
>Anything other than chocolate creme
Absolutely plebeian

>>74558180
>sandwich cookie
it was inevitable

stop
liking
asian
whores

>>74558226
actually Clinton lost youth voters compared to Obama and Trump gained them so lol

it's only like 3-5% though, not a huge amount

>>74558246
How old are u

>>74558246
just a prank bro

new
>>74558289

>>74558197
gonna do a menu wherein i circle every single item with a x2 beside it
that'll show them

>>74558056
>being bad at your native language
american tier

>>74558152
You say that like it's a bad thing

Also why would I get a knock off when I can get the real thing

>>74558286
i was 18 years old 7 years ago

>>74558361
best the real thing smells like shit

>>74558401
>americans talking about people smelling like shit
Ironic

>>74558490
How so?

>>74558490
FOY

>>74557913
not interest that desu

>>74558658
you should trade places with ken-sama
he would appreciate your homeland more than you ever will