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Me on the close left edition
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Could begin studying for my exam happening in 40 hours
Orrrr *sound of belt being undone followed by furious grunting and clanking*
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why is France so poetic?
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wew
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494083658643.webm
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>>74539093
Struggling to understand how someone presumably spent numerous hours conceiving, drawing and colouring this image and still think it funny enough to publish
hmmmmm
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just waiting for owt to 'dora
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why don't you have a gf?
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I TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAAAARRRRR
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dont mess with me sunshine x
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>>74539198
I do
she's fat
and cute
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>just waiting for owt to 'dora
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Any reason I should not buy these glasses?
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>>74539184
i thought it was funny enough to save and repost
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The nogs would probably just capture a pitbull for the use of its flesh in their heathen voodoo rituals
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beard is finally starting to fill out on cheeks

It's about time
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BUT IN THE END - IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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>just waiting for owt to 'dora
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Why do I get tons of matches on Tinder but barely any on Badoo?
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>nogs
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>>74539174
>>74539174
>>74539174

We're all in here you mongs
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Nice kissing - DFK, Fresh smelling pussy, likes gentle boob action, limited fingering, good reverse oral. Not got a huge mouth so DT not really great. Deffo no anal action, finger or otherwise. Reverse rimming acceptable. Good missionary, cowgirl. No fake howling or 'yeah baby', just genuine moans and groans at the right time. Good GFE generally.

No clock watching. Shot after 45 mins but lot of cuddling and talking crap that went well over the hour. Nice girl, very honest and forthright on mistakes she'd made in her life.

Heavy smoker and formally drug user - claims to be going clean, not under influence during punt.
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can't wear glasses because my nose is crooked which makes my glasses crooked lol
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>>74539163
doubt it, they didn't have any weapons, you really think they're going to get involved with a dog? the few that were stupid enough to stick around would get merked
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>>74539283
no we aren't
fucking neck yourself
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>The nogs would probably just capture a pitbull for the use of its flesh in their heathen voodoo rituals
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>>>74539174
>>>74539174
>>>74539174
>We're all in here you mongs
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not opening that webm because you are all reacting to negatively to it
what happens?
do rapscallions attack a dog?
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>>74539227
they're girls glasses

(though if you're a girl I suppose it's okay)
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>>>>74539174 (Cross-thread) →
>>>>74539174 (Cross-thread) →
>>>>74539174 (Cross-thread) →
>>We're all in here you mongs
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NOO!! THIS CANT BE!
IT WAS HER TURN!
I PRAYED TO KEK AND MEME MAGIC BUT IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING, WHY!
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>>74539198

i'm ugly, autistic and an alcoholic loser
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>>74539356
absolute state of this post
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>go into bar
>get served one of these

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492978911131.webm

wat do
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Lmao imagine spending four years in college studying science, and then another four years in med school, and a full five years of surgical residency or fellowship after that just to end up fashioning facsimile vaginas out of the genitals of male mental patients.
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>i'm ugly, autistic and an alcoholic loser
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>>74539365
>expecting the french to do something right
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>why yes, I most certainly do use the so-called 4chan x
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>>74539383
chug it and leave
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le pen never stood a chance
I predicted this ages ago
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>?>??>?74539174
>?>?>?74539174
>?>?>?74539174
(redditspace)
>We're all in here you mongs
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>le pen never stood a chance
>I predicted this ages ago
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macron never stood a chance
I predicted this ages ago
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>>74539377
>what are those bottom right hand and bottom middle flags
jersey and guernsey you fool
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>>74539298
I just adjust the glasses, it hurts but it works

>>74539351
Tranny actually
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>>74539383

probably tell him that's not what i ordered
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>>74539457
nice try rorke
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Poleaboo is having a conversation with himself
That's why his first post was missing his trip, he was doing in the last thread as well
Sad case
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>you fool
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>>74539457
Isn't macron winning though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6YL_DJUlRc
would certainly show this one the meaning of the phrase "meat injection"
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The globalists are sticking together. They realise that there is a new movement across the West fighting for national democrac
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STILL in need of a Tim 'dora
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>>74539351
No they're not I wear these
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very hungary
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSM2cJvw12w
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> (redditspace)
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>STILL in need of a Tim 'dora
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exam in 15 hours
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LE POO IS FINISHED
RORKE BTFO
HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE STOOD A CHANCE AHAHAHA BASED FUCKING MACRON
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>STILL in need of a Tim 'dora
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always thought it was viva le france
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>>74539581
Actually they are

Yours might be a little different
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Gonna order a chinky lads, but I never, ever order Chinese so need some suggestions.
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>>74539674
chinese curry
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>>74539670
No they're not they're just ordinary glasses you fucker
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>>74539668
viva is spanish
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ah yes

not long now until I have to start thinking about going to bed

then it's a short sleep then I'll be up at 7 am for work
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>Why no, I do not need cropping features on MS Paint!
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trannymer hupaki the asian stalker (who is a man) is actually talking to himself
this is so funny its given me whooping cough
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>>74539674
Char Siu Chow Mein and some ribs.
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A plastic surgeon had to invent this procedure lmao think about that. Ben Carson invented procedures for performing neurosurgical operations on unborn babies. This guy invented a procedure for sculpting a neo-labia out of your bollocks haha
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>>74539674
a bigmac
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>>74539722
Tic-toc
Tic-toc
Tic-toc
Down goes your life's clock, wagie. Mrs Nosestein really needs that mink coat, be a good boy and show up early tomorrow
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>>74539215
Revolting picture of this marcus hausen clown
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>globalists using GMT when it's BST
always confuses me
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>Amazing how the level of serfdom in the UK is actively encouraged by the serfs themselves.

>Put simply, if you're a patriot you're a fucking loser.

>Being comforted by the presence of a gold throne and being naturally subservient is not something to be proud of.
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494053934044.webm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDMEvuz2Xi0
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>>74539649
Le pen will be around for the next election. Macron will have to make some serious changes to France if he wants to secure their next election.
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want to gain some weight lads
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>>74539674
whatever you get, get prawn toast and prawn crackers on the side
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First exit poll has macron at 52%
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>>74539769
god sex is disgusting
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>>74539813
3spooky5me
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>>74539701
They're filed under thee women's section

>>74539742
What's funnier is you invading a thread meant for people on the other side of the world
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Exam tomorrow lads
might go to bed soon, wish me luck
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>>74539198
ugly
no friends
unemployed
short
skinny fat
autistic personality
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phimo's bulbous eyes proper creep me out

looks like Stephen Merchant
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always get a good giggle when I hear people using 4chan meme lingo irl or on youtube/twitter etc

sargon's twitter is literally just like browsing /brit/ at this point. he doesn't even try to hide it anymore
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need the toilet
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>>74539883
projection at 7pm, nice try ahmed
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Real eyes
Realize
Real lies
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>>74539847
>tfw 5'6 and built like a Chinese fashion blogger
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rasheeds trying to milk the french election that nobody cares about because he's about to get BTFO yet again on June 8th
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France will be renamed North Algeria by 2020, screencap this post
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>>74539920
I think you need to get out more, you sad potatonigger freak
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>>74539769
going to get this procedure done without anesthesia
a poetic end to my bollocks
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>>74539945
ah yes
guarantee you lot wouldve been silent as a mouse if le pen won
just fuck off both of you
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>phimo's bulbous eyes proper creep me out

>looks like Stephen Merchant
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Amazing how the level of serfdom in the UK is actively encouraged by the serfs themselves.

Being comforted by the presence of a gold throne and being naturally subservient is not something to be proud of.
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French election results: Early exit poll
- Emmanuel Macron wins with between 60% and 63% of the vote
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/07/french-election-live-marine-le-pen-emmanuel-macron-presidency/

lol rorkes
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>>74539847
a good circumcision might shift a few grams

>>74539802
not sure who youre quoting but desu theres nothing wrong with being a proud serf (im certainly not one)

902
almost as funny as the fact you were literally conceived through rape and live vicariously through short term purchases to distract yourself from the shambles of your life as you go from court date to court date and runtjob to runtjob
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>>74539383
umm... I don't smoke.
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>>74539857
prawn crackers are always thrown in for free you dolt
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the centre rises
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>>74539980
>not knowing even without a queen we are mere wage slaves
Full communism when?
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>>74539769
trying to find a pic of the finished product (not a surgery pic) and struggling desu

why don't trannies post their fannies
do they look that bad?
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>>74539945
lmao the tories are getting complacent
honestly think corbyn will nick it with a SNP coalition
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are sheeds usually lactose intolerant?
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>>74539980
Rise up if you're so great, slave.
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>>74540005
was quoting >>74539980 haha
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>>74540018
You have to spend over £10 for free prawn crackers here :(
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got my eyes complimented once but it was by a lesbian so don't think it counts
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>>74540001
Hope this far right wing meme of a political ideology ends.

Politics is a spook.
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>>74540033
south asians have a much higher rate of it i think, would be pulling %s out of my arse if i quoted a figure
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>>74540027
>honestly think corbyn will nick it with a SNP coalition
you're retarded anon
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>>74539974
Was it a ghost?
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>>74540027

16/1 for that on bet365, put £50 on it
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every time i see a scottish person tweeting in their unbearable accent my spine tingles and my blood boils

utterly fucking nauseating
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>>74540018
ive literally never ordered chinese myself, its always been parents, friends or gf hahaha
im quite a useless human desu in many regards but i am a peerless master in many more
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>>74539769
it's not funnier or more pathetic just because it involves kindergarten humour. pretty impressive 2bh
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tae
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>>74540087
ge tae fu ye wee bawba
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3rd day into a mad session w/ the lads. Running on 4 hours sleep each day. Look like utter shite
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Amazed by the number of absolute serfs here

Muh queen muh noble working class narrative

Take the wool off ypur eyes
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Do I pay 10 quid extra for scratch resistance and antireflection coating?

How about another 15 quid on top of that for thin lenses?
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Predicting a Plaid Cymru-Labour-SNP coalition win
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Just want all non-whites removed from Britain is that so unreasonable?
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>>74540087
sae tha ti ma fess yae fackin wee sassenach an ell nock ya oot
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business idea: get surgery to turn both of my ears into minges
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>>74540106
>>74540108
heem yourselves
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>>74540088
> i am a peerless master in many more
such as being a faggot
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>i post with a tricolour now
Lethal, forgot i was over the border. Upa RA
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>>74540067
we'll see
>>74540081
>put £50 on it
nah how does £100 sound?
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>>74540033
sheeds eat curry, curry is made with ghee, ghee is made from milk

work out the answer for yasen
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>>74540142
first canadian post thats made me exhale in a long time
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opinion: all lesbians can be turned heterosexual under the right circumstances

thoughts?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFkCzwW3n3Q

lot of rorke vs rasheed autism in this video
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ow bad is jose to get beat by le arse
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>>74540171
you'll be wasting a £100
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what ever happened to that fucking machines posting jew

miss him
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>>74540188
don't care
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>>74540178
ghee has the milk solids removed, dummy
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>>74540188
Tommy's got too much time on his hands
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Serf
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>>74540182

sexuality doesn't exist
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>>74540123
antireflection is worth it
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>>74540130
I've unironically gone from being a racist to liking most JFs.
Pakis out still, though. Horrible, greedy, taxi driving, child raping, non-integrating, tax evading mussie bastids.
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>>74540182
Nah. I do think most trannies are just homosexuals caught up in a trend though.
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>>74540254
>taxi driving
bit harsh mate
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>>74540254
Same
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>>74540188
absolutely based. love seeing arsehole lefties squirm when confronted with their nonsense.
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>>74540182
disagree unless you mean through brain surgery or at gunpoint
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>>>/pol/124507777
>>>/pol/124508888
poltards btfo
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Can I get a reeeeeeeeeeeewind?
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>>74540301
really, really autistic
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>>74540087
tennants fuckin super lager
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>>74540182
Certainly
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>>74540188
she's a qt
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Would you?
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>>74540301
Can feel the average age of the users of that board drop by the day
I hope it'll blow over soon and they can all take a good hard look at themselves for going along with this "PRAISE KEK xD" shit
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YOU'RE JUST A NEET
YOU WON'T GO OUTDOORS
BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE FRIENDS
HERE ON ROBOT WARS
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>>74540270
trannyism is 100% a hollow byproduct of the liberal west and social media that everyone pretends to find normal
never met a single person who doesnt love taking the piss out of them privately but then i dont associate with melts
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>>74540360
Bit annoying that he plastic surgeried. Sort of cheat
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>>74540360
would i what?
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BREAKING: MACRON HAS WON WITH 125% OF THE VOTE
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>>74540360
Do they still have man-shoulders, man-hips, man-ass, man-chest, man-dick, etc?
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Quite funny seeing the "doin a poo" runts on here trying to condescend /pol/'s userbase without a tinge of irony.
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you can axe one government department and create ONE new one
what do?
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I have a fetish where I let foreigner girls sit on my face and I kiss their feet.
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>>74540123
yes and yes
my old pair were scratched to shit
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>>74540422
low quality dora bait
*pisses and shits myself*
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interesting how you never see pics of older trannies.
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Howard MOON coming at ya like a beam like a ray like a LASER
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>>74540423
axe: Northern Ireland Office
create: Department for Labour
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>>74540423
DWP, create the Department for euthanising the poor
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>>74540423
DWP
replace it with the department for free money which is just three people in a small office
then with the savings you make on not having to have all of those dwp staff, you can hand out free money like candy
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>>74540423
axe the department for leaving the EU
create the department for colonial repatriation
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I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
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>>74540481
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>>74540396
I mainly take issue with the fact that surgeons destroy the genitalia of these people as a kind of therapy, which seems rather insane and probably not the best course of action. Also I don't think it's correct to provide children with hormone blockers and hormone replacements.
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going to ruin this lass' pussy tonight, lads.
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>>74540481

They do the ol 'cide
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business idea: browse transition timelines while drinking whiskey and cry to myself all evening
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Pakis are British now lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arfpvkafpag

Stay mad fascists
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If you don't remember this you're too young for the internet tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQRnWYVmIT4
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Any New Zealanders here?
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>>74540423
axe: parliament
create: department for free gfs
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>>74540481
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>>74539977
Goggle-eyed freak
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>>74540498
Hun bastard
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>Pakis are British now lads
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Would you?
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Absolutely howling at the thought of having a gf

I cant even sit close to someone without getting nervous
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>>74540616
would i what?
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>>74540423
axe department for education
create department for traditionalist isolationist monarchist nativism
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Currently 8 'doras away from 150
Would quite like 150 to be a Tim one so hop to it
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>>74540581
Zealanders are no better than animals
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>>74539674
Swear I've seen the exact replies before
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>>74540535
I sincerely doubt you could even beat a single card I hold.
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all Muslims have a chip on their shoulder
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>>74540616
Definitely
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>>74540423
Axe: Department for Media, Culture and Sport
Create: Department for Prevention of White Genocide
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>le pen has lost
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA fucking stupid rorkes actually believed it. Where are all those posters who said she was going to win? Get FUCKED
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>>74540481
they don't really exist outside of a few early experiments and more modern mentally ill folk
You've got people like Jan Morris and Wendy Carlos who are the older generations of transgenders, and they're doing just fine.

Most transgenders today are younger people, and with the modern processes for transitioning we don't really know how they'll look in a few years
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want the working class wiped out
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>>74540659
New Zealand is to Australia as Canada is to the USA.
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>>74540697
rude
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Why do seagulls smile when they see a brit pull up to the beach
They've all got chips on their shoulders haha
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>>74540697
Already happened, everyone is middle class
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kek Le Pen got destroyed
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>>74540668
Underrated series

One of the biggest shounen ever, it's only overlooked due to the low chapter count
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>>74540687
>b-b-b-but Trump won when they thought he wouldn't, that means every thicko Rorke candidate around the world will?!?!
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>>74540687
where lad where
>>
might get pissed again
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>>74540687
>Where are all those posters who said she was going to win?
probably in /fr/ with the rest of the JF politics now DO ONE
>>
really enjoying canadian posts tonight
whats got into them

also squealing like a water vole at the idea i've singlehandedly turned the country of new zealand into amer's latest nemesis by making mean posts
>>
>>74540647
>>74540677
dumb rorke
>>
Macron looks like one of those House of Cards type TV characters that intentionally tries to look all clean and shiny and full of hope but is a sly snake behind the public camera. Doesn't help that he's an evil investment banker
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>>74540687
First projection hasnt come in yet. 5 more minutes. Polls close at 7pm
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Macron 62.50%
MLP 37.50%

Macron 62.50%
MLP 37.50%

Macron 62.50%
MLP 37.50%

Macron 62.50%
MLP 37.50%

Macron 62.50%
MLP 37.50%

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MLP 37.50%

Macron 62.50%
MLP 37.50%

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MLP 37.50%

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MLP 37.50%

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MLP 37.50%

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MLP 37.50%

Macron 62.50%
MLP 37.50%
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France just committed suicide
>>
Aspirational class here
>>
e uma delicia
>>
le pen can still win, I did the math and it's still possible, we just need to believe
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>>74540687
>supporting a thatcherite neoliberal over a centre-left nationalist
ah yes... the so-called "left"
>>
>>74540697
better idea: liquidation of the british bourgeoisie and the establishment of a british soviet republic
>>
>>74540749
I liked the one where he blew a guy up in a game of table hockey, or the one where he lit a guy on fire in a burger joint.
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would have thought france of all countries would vote le pen given all those muzzie attacks
>>
Melenchon would have won
>>
Tories BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M91g4OlGEY
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>>74540779
frogs well and truly BTFO
>>
rorkes don't realise that continentals are more intelligent, left wing, and collectivist

it's really just britain, uk, 'straya and the asian tigers that are slightly right leaning
>>
>>74540765

poo coloured hands typed this post
>>
>French election: Le Pen to be crushed by Macron, early exit poll indicates

lol
>>
Le Pen lost because we didn't sacrifce enough to Kek
We failed her, lads
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Monsieur President Macron : 62%
Le Penis drumpf : 38%
Monsieur President Macron : 62%
Le Penis drumpf : 38%
Monsieur President Macron : 62%
Le Penis drumpf : 38%
Monsieur President Macron : 62%
Le Penis drumpf : 38%
Monsieur President Macron : 62%
Le Penis drumpf : 38%
>>
>>74540779
LE PEN CAN STILL WIN

I JUST DONATED MY WIFE'S SON'S LUNCH MONEY FOR THE NEXT MONTH

MATCH ME?

WE JUST NEED TO PHONEBANK MORE
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She might not even get a third of the vote, and that's with record numbers of abstentions which everyone thought would help her.

Le Pen utterly btfo
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>>74540815
>centre-left nationalist
Stop
Gaddafi, Nasser, Sinn Fein etc could be termed centre-left nationalists, not a fascist party
>>
>>74540829

horse has already bolted, france is done, too infested with mudslime.
>>
>>74540829
Lad, France is extremely liberal and left

The country is also about 20% foreign
>>
>>74540839
not true
it's our electoral system, we have MP seats, the US has the electoral college, but france has PR. In a PR system, the urbanite dominates, hence the left wins more often
>>
BOLLOCKS!

I just ordered a chinky over the phone and realised I've no money in my wallet, because I'm so used to ordering online with my card.

What am I supposed to do, its like 25 quids worth of food.
>>
yeah erm dont remember opening /fr/
not sure why i ended up there
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>It's not too late lads, just post some more pictures of frogs on /pol/ that will do the trick
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RADICAL CENTRISM IS BACK BOY
>>
what does it mean if someone tells me to "do one"
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>>74540873
>the national front is a fascist party

BELLOWING
ULULATING
SCREECHING
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>>74540905
>but france has PR
ah so the french are smarter
mmm yes delicious
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you'd have to be a spastic to think Le Pen ever stood a chance
you'd also have to be a spastic to think that she got BTFO when she's easily secured the FN's best ever result
democracy isn't the way forward for the right anyway
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FRANCE'S PRESIDENT LITERALLY RAISED HIS WIFE'S SON
>>
in all seriousness we need to destroy the channel tunnel
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>>74540862
dam... looks like I n eed 2 praise kek harder
>>
WE DONE AND FUCKED IT WITH BREXIT LADS

WE WERE JUST A BLIP OF MEME HISTORY HOPING EVERYONE ELSE WOULD JOIN

NOW WE'RE GOING TO BE ALONE

WE TRULY FUCKED IT
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what does it mean to be french?
>>
in need of a le penne crying wojack STAT
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THINGS
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>>74540873
>fascist
ah yes the old argument of just throwing around buzzwords that are in no way applicable
you could maybe have called FN fascist 30 years ago, but not since then. Keep up lad.
Shan't reply again to a thicko tarquin "leftist" (aka centrist establishment liberal)
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>The unofficial exit polls #presidentielle2017:
>Ipsos
>EM 63
>MLP 37
>Harris & BVA
>EM 63.5
>MLP 36.5
>Ifop
>EM 66
>MLP 34

https://twitter.com/YanniKouts/status/861268681480962052
>>
did you see the france XD the problem with le pen is she always tries to walk it in
>>
>>74540969
pain
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>>It's not too late lads, just post some more pictures of frogs on /pol/ that will do the trick
>>
>>74540947
he got raped by his wife when he was 15
>>
Seems the runts will be talking politics all night
*drops a smoke bomb, disappearing into the night, the last you hear of me is my trench coat billowing in the wind*
>>
>>74540952

I assume it's already rigged with explosives to be detonated at very short notice if an invasion looks possible
>>
>(((exit polls)))
>>
>>74540942
no, it means france is run entirely based on what parisians want. Quite clearly not smart at all when you look at their rural unemployment rates.
>>
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>>74540979
CAN
>>
@000
But that was your own post
>>
Didn't the polls show Hillary would win?

Checkmate athiests.
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what do you think about big milky chebs lads?
>>
nobody expected le pen to win

france is too cucked

US and UK are the only countries with any balls
>>
>>74540969

dropping your refugees welcome sign as you get run over by a truck of peace
>>
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>>74540965
fucks sake
>>
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>>74541046
ONLY
>>
What is happening in France now is nothing sort of a reenactment of the second world war, fascism, racism, nationalism versus liberalism, multiculturalism and globalism.
Bash the fash with you democracy!
>>
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>>74541066
BBC (Big British Chebs) are God's gift to mankind
>>
>>74540938
They stand for class collaboration, anti-communism, racism and chauvinistic nationalism, so yes.
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>>74541101
GET
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Bruh, look at this dude...

Hahahahaha... OH no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://mobile.twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/861266530750922758
>>
>>74541014
Think they have a plan in place to bomb it from the sky
>>
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>come on anon let's go vote for macron
>>
>>74541103
praying this is a post you copied and pasted from somewhere else and such runts don't actually post among us
>>
>>74540969
Something similar to metrosexual I reckon.
>>
willies
willies and fannies
willies fannies and boobies
swinging ones with piercings in the nipples and all of it over a bucket full of poo
>>
>>74541056
im not bradleyposter so no
anyway dont you have frogs to be posting mate lmao
>>
>>74541073
pol did
>>
>>74540443
do you have more of this set
i've genuinely been wanting it for ages
>>
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>>74541132
BETTER
>>
welp, guess it's just the US and the UK now
>>
>>74541140
*sniffs her tail*
meow!
>>
at least with macron we will get literal weekly happenings in france

just think of all those dead frogs

glorious
>>
never liked the french lads, glad they're all going to be replaced with algerians
>>
>>74540916
>£25 on a single, shit meal
Learn to cook you absolute runtoid, £25 would get you a weeks worth of good meals.
>>
>>74541140
wish you'd just tell me who this fucking tart is

really getting on my tits
>>
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HAHA NOT WORRIED LADS

NOT WORRIED AT ALL

HAHA
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>Centrist Emmanuel Macron beats Marine Le Pen to the French presidency, winning about 65 of the vote, according to a projection by Kantar Public One Point-TF1-RTL.
>>
>>74540923
Good post
>>
>>74541205
will we? whats his stance on terrorism
>>
>>74541119
read about fascism before you try to describe it, what you've just said can describe a multitude of ideologies
>b-but every ideology that isn't communism is fascism
>>
>>74541157
0.5% or less of all /pol/ posters are french

france is the most lefty shithole in europe
>>
So is brexit cancelled?
>>
CLINTON WINS ALL BUT ONE STATE
>>
>>74541256
it's part and parcel of living in europe
>>
>>74541256
free fertiliser and ammunition for anyone brown skinned
>>
>the state of rorkes right now
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>>74541276
irrelevant
>>
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>m-maybe if I call someone a cuck that'll help?
>>
>>74541326
>>
>>74541256
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Macron#Immigration
>>
>>74541248
>Two fucking thirds
Le Pen utterly and completely buried by the handsome radical centrist
>>
>34.5%
lool
>>
Hate /pol/
Hate Macron
Hate the EU
Love
>>
>>74541220
Fuck off mate. I've been working 84 hour weeks for I don't know how long and this is one of my only days off so I decided to get myself a chinky.
>>
>>74541273
I'm well versed in fascism. It's a fool's ideology, anything worth reading about fascism is written by scholars of it like Griffin and Paxton, not fascists themselves, due to their proclivity for anti-intellectualism.
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>>74541351
>immigration
didn't he say terrorism mate?
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>>74541284
No, Agincourt 2: Dead Frog Boogaloo is a go

Next hundred years war now.
>>
>>74541356
pints?
>>
so when they post 'praise kek' on /pol/ they mean that with all honesty
jesus christ
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>>74541351
au revoir, mon ami
>>
>>74541415
WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>
>>74541311
no thats are sadiq
genuinely havent heard a single policy from either candidate other than le pen wanting her own currency or something
feel like the rest of 4chan doesnt know either

>>74541351
my word quite a "cuck" as they say over the chon-pond at /pol/
no not a fan of this man at all nevermind
>>
JEB JUST ELECTED FRENCH PRESIDENT
>>
>>74541356
dick
>>
>>74541485
new one lads
>>74541485
new one lads
>>74541485
new one lads
>>74541485
new one lads
>>
>/pol/ - politically incorrect
>>
>>74541408
same thing
>>
b-but
i posted some pepes, and spammed twitter with fake leaks, how could this happen?
>>
>>74541119
Many liberals stand for all of those things as well you neo-Marxist runt. Now go run off and read some Eco and Freud before you go spouting about fascist this and fascist that.
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>>74541480
fantastic post
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>>74541501

>>74541326
>>74541326
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