/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

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i sure do love me those radical spinners y'all have thse days

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i propose that we stop including nebraska and the dakotas in the "midwest" and instead use the "great plains" region

>>74537516
>You should submit from a variety of sources (a general rule of thumb is that 10% or less of your posting and conversation should link to your own content), talk to people in the comments (and not just on your own links), and generally be a good member of the community.
I guess I was at 14% LOL
fucking redshit

Just wanted to post something don't blame me

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I have no idea where Nebraska is and I don't intend to find out

>>74537771
did you get promoted again?

>>74537771
FUCK you

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>>74537793
no

right I've just arrived, am in my hotel room, what is there to do in new york city?

>>74537837
Eatin a slice of the good old 'za

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>>74537832
really?

>>74537837
join an italian-american gang and beat up gabagools with tony n the boys

PEPEEEEE

>America has blacked.com and japan has manga called bleach
Thinking deeply right now

>>74537949
blacked.com is french

>>74537949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V35Vw29tay0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf1VA5jqmRo

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>tfw New York will never be as gritty, poor and dangerous as it was in the 70s
The city was clearly better when it still had character

why is japan so cool?

unprotected sex just once doesn't result in pregnancy 100% of the time right?

>>74537837
I'm in a hotel room too

>>74538019
yes as in no it does not

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>>74538019
i dont know, ask denver's dead child

>>74538012
because you're a weeb

>>74538019
Not always but it's not worth the risk

>>74538009
fuck wypipo

current feel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku7TdLeEGsQ

>>74537968
There are lot of idol anime where japanese girls get franced
Thinking deeper

>>74538019
if you do a cummie within 100m of a girl she will become pregnant 110% of the time

>>74538209
Y-you're joking right? pls, I am actually getting scared now. it is my girlfriend but this can't happen yet

>>74538274
use a condom or you'll have to pay for an abortion

>>74538109
>never used a condom with that one korean and we had sex so many times
phew
i pulled out lol should be fine right

>stopped using condoms on the second date with that one taiwanese i met two weeks ago on my trip
well actually she just sat on the dicc while making out so i didn't bother anymore after that and she didn't ask for one anymore either
maybe she wanted a bebe

all the others were on the pill or i used a rubber
but sex with a condom just isn't the same

>>74538274
did you make a jizz in her slit?
the one time I did give a chick an accidental creamer and she wasn't on the pill...well she had a hose up her snatch a while later and the doc sucked out the fetus

it's a dangerous game

>>74538340
I already didn't use one.

Imagine a doctor saying:
>Congratulations, you're going to be a father. Also, you now have HIV unfortunately.

>>74538405
well then what are you going to do with the fetus? abort it? hope it isn't a hapa

can't stand vegetables

>>74538538
i am slowly starting to get used to them
but i could never eat like a straight up salad
that just too much vegetables for me
i need them cooked or grilled and with some meat on the side

>>74538538
>>74538583
are you children?

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>>74538496
you're tellin me doing it once and forgetting to pull out will always result in pregnancy. unironically?
I don't support abortion I'm prolife

>>74538653
nonsensical post

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>you're tellin me doing it once and forgetting to pull out will always result in pregnancy. unironically?

>>74538683
looks like you're gonna be a daddy

>>74538683
sperm can live for awhile in her

>>74538683
>i'm prolife!
>doesn't abort kid he doesn't want
>kid gets raised in a shitty environment, murders and steals his whole life
>but at least he didn't get aborted :^)

>>74538683
>this fucking post
WHY DO YOU THINK CONDOMS AND BIRTH CONTROL EXIST

Someone please explain to me how our democratic system works. As we've seen with the 2016 and 2000 elections, as well as the 2008 democratic primaries, popular vote does not matter. Does my vote really count? Why should I bother voting if my vote does not effect the outcome?

>we will have an actual cumbebe in 9 months

wow glad we can experience this together buds

The only reason to travel is to get foreign women pregnant without having to pay child support

alright buds im going to work tomorrow and will see the girl
will give you an update when i chicken out

>>74538653
Mentally yes

Fuck drumpf

>>74538812
>Does my vote really count?

Only if you live in a swing state

Reading anime movie plots on wikipedia

>>74538064
Wtf

friendly reminder that if you live in california or new york your vote means literally nothing

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i want to beat up canada!!!

>>74538841
Something similar happened to me and eventually she lost interest or instead started hating me for not approaching my advice would be to take some drugs to calm your nerves.
https://liftmode.com/calming/phenibut.html

>>74538944
is there a problem?

where can I get emergency contraceptives?

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If I live in a riding that always goes Liberal or NDP but I'm a Conservative does my vote count?

>>74539039
buy plan b at any pharmacy

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>>74538960

>>74539057
No ofc not. Jackass

>>74539057
just wondering if you're still trying to get banned
and weedman was supposedly going to do election reform or something

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why bother voting at all then????

>>74539167
yeah but the mods don't care anymore I guess.
And Trudeau officially dropped the election reform thing

>>74539061
alri, should be good then. I didn't think just doing it once would be a big deal. I'm just hope I'm not being tricked desu, since she wants to get pregnant, I was definitely seduced yesterday.

>>74539268
>I didn't think having sex, which is used for reproduction would result in reproduction
anon...

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>he doesn't live in a swing state

Whose the REAL flyover?

>>74539268
How long since?
If it's more than 12h your chances are pretty low the plan b will work

>>74539424
FUCK if I really hurry I can beat 12 hours
>>74539402
DON'T BULLY ME OK. SEX ED NEVER SAID PREGNANY IS ALWAYS SUCCESSUFL

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plotting my own downfall desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9k1DCqmmw

how do I fall asleep with a shirt on and wake up without one?

>>74539572
I took it off

>tfw i took someone's shirt while he was sleeping
one day.... i'll kill him

>>74539508
what'll it involve?

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>>74539629
bridge burning and lots of drinking and smoking

>>74539682
dont do it lad

Im home for the summer from college staying with my parents. Im at church with them. My state rep. Happened to show up, his cousin is a regular church person here. I'm studying political science, so I really want to talk to him after. I had a campaign idea for him and I don't know if I should just go talk to him and bring it up or if I should try to take him out to lunch sometime

>>74539508
jump into the sea and drown with me

its one of the four ideal suicide methods i've identified

>>74539721
You should take suck his d

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h-hi

>>74539753
I don't think he supports those policies

>>74539682
chug some hot oil from the donut fryer

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>>74539735
drowning does seem kinda nice for an ending
the bridge burning part is especially important though

>>74539682
Do it bud

>political science
Damn, i wish i could study something as easy as that, tbqh

watching x-men the last stand now buds
either watch first class next or maybe the movie carriers

>>74539924
>He fell for the STEM meme
>Thinks it's harder than everyything else
It's not as easy as people think, and there's a lot of writing. Well, actually it could be easier but for me it's as much work as stem stuff because I'm shoving 4 years worth of stuff into 3

never realized how disgusting my neck is until I took a picture of it

>>74538793
what a stupid thing to believe

gato de miarda siiiiiiiii

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on an emo binge again

>>74540324
you gonna cut yourself and listen to hawthorn heights

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Thoughts on my state?

I ALWAYS KNEW
I ALWAYS KNNNNEEEEWWW
I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NEVER COMING BACK
I KNOW IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE NEVER COMING BAACK
YOU TRIED YOUR BEST AND YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T LAST

>>74540462
lots of f*t people
food is super cheap

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FCC IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
CBS MY HOLD CELL

BLOMPF
HAS TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!

>>74540379
nah

Gonna sit on my couch and listen to sad songs with upbeat instrumentals by bands I've never heard of for a while, then go for a night drive and do the same thing in the car.

>>74540555
FRUMPALD FRUMPF

>>74538019
It's a 98% chance. It's worth the risk friendo. ;^)

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>decide to go check lolcow
>basically a female 4chan
>Literally no shitposts on sight
>No BRRT, no anything

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who wants some 'za

*puts hair from my anus on your 'za*

>>74540796
Have you ever been killed by fireworks before?

>>74540897
no?

>>74540796
>>74540861
bad posts
go away

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what anime to watch, pals?

>>74540989
To Heart

>>74540989
avatar the last airbender is the only one i've seen and it was phenomenal
not sure why i never got into more anime

redline

>>74540989
do NOT watch anime

>>74540934
No? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQmBFmW953E

>>74541040
Because Avatar is American

>>74541040
i watched all of it, excluding the sequel with the girl and the 37 dicks thing

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>>74540989

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>>74541059
gonna do it

>>74541141
NO

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Imagine being Alexa in that moment and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your pubescent body and horrific androgynous baby face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another football player in her bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garret flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable fedora barely concealing his beady eyes and dumbo ears, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his weedy fucking visage but his dorky attitude as everyone in dance class tells him he's GOT IT and DAMN, GARRET DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his dweeby fucking acne ridden face contort into types of goofy smiles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Chads and Tyrone's and later alleged Football stars for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the middle class in America. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his hairless upper lip as he finger points suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "very very very nervous (for that is what he calls himself)" dance, the dance he worked so hard for by himself in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future Instagram followers over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Found a bunch of old photos of my grandpa in ww2

>>74541094
oh that?
well i managed to escape. haha easy peasy

>>74541236
really dont get why /r9k/ gets so butthurt at this video
she was put into an extremely awkward position and he deserves to be ridiculed for filming it

Will girls like me again if I buy a motorcycle?

>>74541313
it's obviously a setup

>>74541313
just imagine all the teasing the poor girl must've suffered.
I don't blamer her desu

how long till france becomes a muslim nation

>>74541246
post them in /k/ and link

>>74541313
>really dont get why /r9k/ gets so butthurt at this video
>/r9k/
you really don't know why?

>>74541313
>knowing anything about /r9k/
Loser

>>74540989
Was going to watch colorful but no internet

>>74541435
t. homosexual who works a blue collar job

saw that guardians movie ask me questions

>>74541236
>>74541313
>>74541435
Is it true Elliot Rodger browsed /r9k/?
I'm going to say yes because his posts on the bodybuilding forum and his manifesto are definite proof. Sounds like a robot would say.

wow le pen is getting btfo

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>>74541514
t. alcoholic never-loved

>>74541614
nothing wrong with alcoholism
also i had a girlfriend for four years

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basedbol is on

>>74541543
wow who knew the French were so sexist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moN67R7Vew0

good varg video

Someone make a really stupid post

Pretty neat for my last day in France I get to witness the death of it lmao.

RIP

>>74541728

india is a good country

>>74541771
where are you going?

>>74541771
whats going on?

I'm a girl!

>>74541416
france will never be muslim

the frank will slaughter the moor by the end of this century

civil war is coming to europe

>>74541811
Back home to Leafland I'm just visiting

>>74541827
they voted in the male hillary clinton

france will be a muslim nation in 10 years

>>74541771
should've bought land and done some permaculture with your tribe. tut tut tut

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Well they fucked up AGAIN one serving of Mac and cheese what the FUCK

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>>74541780
>>74541797

>>74541903
let's be honest, hillary clinton wouldn't have done shit, and what refugees did get in would be shot if they did something bad (or they'd kill themselves).

i need to throw away my empty beer cans and liquor bottles but there are people outside

>>74542017
just chill out and wait for them to leave. smoke a b.

I've had just about enough of this fag who isn't even sick eating up all my tax dollars with his x2 everything

>>74542017
toss 'em out the window like real man

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>>74541903
Bon Voyage

just listened to Le Pen's concession speech

it sounded pretty militant and she barely appeared like she had lost

>>74542017
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
A STEP TOWARDS A NORMAL LIFE
JUST DO NORMAL THINGS AND THROW THEM OUT
YOU CAN DO IT

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>>74542083
hospital food is yummi

>>74542010
>hillary clinton wouldn't have done shit

thankfully we will never know what she would have done

>female politicians
haven't you guys learned from hillary, park geun hye, and dilma rousseff?

can't believe /pol/ actually thought wilders and le pen had a chance

Anyone else find that new female fronted bands are fucking amazing while new male fronted bands keep getting shittier and shittier? Whats up with that?

>>74542270
Rigged election!

>>74542083
>leave hospital early
>get sick again cause i didn't stay on my antibiotics
>have to go back to the hospital
>start ordering x3 just to anger you :^)
the one nurse offered to put me down to get two trays instead of one but i said i was fine, be happy

>>74541931
well maybe they only serve one you greedy fat fuck

>>74542312
you sound fat

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It's official, they're putting him down today.

See you later, space puppers

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Hmmm...

Macaroni won Franceland...


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

>>74542158
French patriots are going to have to get militant if they want to save their country because clearly most French are spineless traitors and democracy has failed France

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>>74542312
GIMME UR FOOD OR I'LL BET U

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>>74542378
Sleep tight lil puffer ;_;7

>>74542358
t. manlet who does nothing but sit at home all day
maybe if you worked out, weren't short, and ate well you could be like me
t. 6' 175lb

>>74542312
>being a lazy fuck that you can't take your pills when you're supposed to

>>74542474
im not a manlet though

>>74542274
Male bands pander to (teenage) females with daddy's money, once one woman buys something the rest of her friends have to have it

>>74542493
>his infection is so weak and gay it can be treated with oral antibiotics
KEK get a load of this infectionlet

>>74542503
t. spooky skeleton

>>74542423
reminder that houellebecq writes prophecy not satire

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playing prey ask me questions

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>>74542454
I never even got to say goodbye, but it'd be cruel to torture him and leave him alive until I came home. I'll miss him so much

>>74542597
why's he wearing a fishbowl on his head

>>74542597
why did you buy it

REALLY craving a cold beer rn

>>74542640
it's a space helmet so you can fly around outside the space station

>>74542714
an ice cold rolling rock sounds nice right now

>>74542704
i like arkane games and i like bioshock/system shock

>>74542609
slep tight puppers ;_;7

Why is it OK to put down a dog when it's suffering but a human MUST be kept alive with machines no matter what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp08AD-PE_w
my favorite episode yet

*eats Macaroni & Cheese x 2*

>>74542961
humans can use opiods. Why don't dogs get opiods? No money in that, you can just put them down.

>>74543156
fucking jews

not a big fan of the macaroni and cheese

opioid
opieoid
aupeeyoyd
opeijoide
ohpyoid

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>hey anon now that you have a decent job how about you start helping pay the bills?
>alright, lets look at ye old finances
>50k dollars of creditcard debt
rip dreams

>>74543285
not your debts

>>74543219
kys

*opens up an ice cold ninkasi*

>>74542609
last i saw my dog i was visiting my parents and he didn't seem right, wasn't as energetic and had a limp

so after i left my mom brought him to the vet, they didn't find anything wrong and the next day my mom said he was back to his normal self

then a week later my brother went to let him out in the morning and thought he was still sleeping, but he wasn't

don't think i'll weep like that until my parents go, fucking shit sucked hard

>>74543219
what do you eat in Denmark?

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>he comes from a poor family

world would be better off without poorfags

>>74538209
Is it even possible to not be within 100 miles of a girl

>>74543111
reee give me back my tray

>>74543414
Im irish

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>>74543159
>>74543159
>>74543159
>>74543159
>>74543159

Im irish (not poor)

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i can see my feet

>>74543420
do mermaids count?

>>74543477
RIP france

there is no stopping the muslim hordes now

one of the nurses said she had a patient who was in the hospital for like a year and he managed to somehow get tendies for EVERY meal. guess he had a lot of gbps saved up.

>>74537837
The zoo is quite comfy in central park
Liberty statue is shit

>>74543573
>talking to nurses
what are you some underclass fuck

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>tfw a girl likes you

>>74543665
your mom doesn't count

>Calgary

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/syrian-newcomers-name-son-justin-trudeau-1.4103300

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>>74543443
*eats faster*

>>74543665
what's the feeling like? describe it in detail.

>>74543746
>hijabi wife but barbershop lumberjack hipster looking husband

w-wow

>>74543479
FOY

>>74543401
I'd rather he died from natural causes. His body was fine but he had dementia and his brain was rotting away. It's not the most peaceful death

mac n cheese is alright if you put some ketchup on the side

Pretty glad macaroni won desu
Itll be more hilarious, rapefugee happenings have slowed down a bit recently.
I for one am for the destruction of france.

>>74543882
>his body was fine but the most important part was rotting

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>mac n cheese is alright if you put some ketchup on the side

>>74543812
like warm apple pie

tfw no muslima gf

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>>74543884

>>74543746
>toronto
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-island-flooding-1.4103109

I have a few dozen second cousins in new england because my grandpa had like 10 siblings. I've never met them though

>>74543882
How does dementia affect dogs? Like how did you find out

@74543977
Physically he was well but his brain was degenerating, didn't know the taiwanese have no concept of the mind/body distinction

wow i didn't know macross was playing in france
:^)

(^:
what a stupid smiley i wish we would just return to normal :d

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Being in love and being loved by the one you love, there is no better feeling.
You are at ease with yourself and life. You are content because you know that there is this one special person and that one special person is yours just as well as you are hers.
You simply hold her hand and there is this exchange of positive energy flowing through your body, directly connecting the hearts of both of you making them beat in unison.
The ecstasy you feel when looking into the eyes of the person you love is a rush unlike any other.

:þ

>>74544173
how can he be physically well when the part controlling his body is degenerating ;-)

you are caught in a trap my friend i have once again conquered this thread with my intellect and superb ruse tactics

>>74544159
Last I saw him three weeks ago he was fine so I can only tell you what my family said. It happened very fast though, he went from fine to fucked in under a month.

He started becoming unresponsive and ignoring everyone. He would wander the house like he was lost and he'd walk into walls. When he walked into the walls he'd freeze up like he was stuck and they'd have to pick him up and move him. He also stopped accepting cookies, or eating food. He would cry relentlessly or stare into space for hours. When he was walking he'd suddenly collapse. Completely lost his bearings, didnt recognize anyone. It's really a perfect storm of the most awful shit

too late but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPnrW46UGs

Filtered

really, really can't stand this german

>>74544464
:(

my favorite touhou video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h7bnYA1LXE

second favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAQ3Wk59zoM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ivmSit7gsI

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>>74544442

>>74544380
faggot

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What's for dinner

>>74544716
She is so disgusting

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>>74544781
>german taste

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>>74544596
It's okay, some puppers end up getting cooked by chinks in Taiwan. He had a good run

>>74544871
>being such a manchild that you find a freak titted alienface attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyzGqj_xRfc

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>paha sapa

should move to japan

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>>74545057
no you shouldn't
unless you're rich enough to never have to work a day

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>>74545057
You rang

should join the military and get into japan with ripped muscles so all the whore honeys come clinging

>>74545174
waste of time

Paha Sapa is a terrible poster and this general is better when he's gone.

>>74544934
>he doesn't like big tits

who is the real manchild here?

*tfw your posts are retarded but not the most terrible*

>>74545273
preference for tits are the ultimate manchild indicator

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>>74545146
*shoots u*
oops

yellow women are not attractive

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>>he doesn't like big tits

>who is the real manchild here?

Would you date her?
She must be EVA Air.
They always have QT attendants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnAI4ttfmJ0

>>74545317
preference for tits is high test
gotta feed your spawn

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>why yes I prefer sweaty smelly feet and assholes

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>>74545142
ummm, what are you talking about?

what is wrong with the japanese

>>74545446
oh well i guess i clicked the wrong post LOL!!!
not gonna tell you which one i originally wanted to quote though

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Have a bunch of stuff to do today and tomorrow.

can a mexico bro give me a quick rundown on your political landscape?

>only getting one bar on my wifi
>can hardly do anything
reeeeeeeeeee

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>>74545521
the one that talks about moving to japan?

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the gf(to be)

>can't upload more than 500MB to Vimeo unless you pay

lmao shan't be using this site again

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>some of the hospital wifi is only encrypted with WEP

>>74545768
You got that 4g boiiii?

>>74545809
>4g
>using cell wifi
umm no

>>74545419
>when she's riding you reverse and you get to hold her by the heels of her feet and stroke her wrinkly soles then flip her over on all fours and do it doggy while spreading the asscheeks so her cute lil asshole is in clear sight for you to enjoy


it's almost like you're gay

>>74545753
Most the videos are shit anyways, they rely on panning and aperture more than making interesting content.

>>74541931
vagina dinner roll

>>74542083
Do you feel in charge now?

btw why do people buy new cellphones more than once every 3 years?
what does extra power get you? not like you need a CPU for a web browser

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>>74545874
>4g
>using cell wifi

y not?

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>>74542378
>>74542609
;-;7

>>74545954
>pay for data when it's freely available
just really slow atm for some reason
have had no problems with it in the past

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>>74545996
>no unlimited data in Canada

>>74545949
>download a bunch of shit
>download shit that uses a lot of permissions
>take thousands of pictures that you'll never print or delete
>this stupid old phone is slow and the new ones are fast

>>74545904
eh just looking for a site to up a vid

>>74546033
>he uses his phone that much to warrant buying such a plan
normie phone poster detected

>>74546033
its ok my wifi is back
started reading a bit so now i gotta read a bit mroe to get past this car chase

>>74545996
someone is hogging up all the bandwidth

why are white comedians always so angry

>>74546132
what's wrong with jewtewb? doesn't germany make everything illegal anyways?

>>74546235
is daniel tosh angry

ded

>>74546235
why are black comedians unfunny niggers who's only jokes are "WE BROTHAS BE LIKE BUT DA WYPIPO BE LIKE"?

>>74546677
dave chapelle is to blame

>>74546720

but Dave chapelle is funny

>>74546814
no he isn't

>>74546814
no..no i'm sorry he is not

>l-le I'M RICK JAMES BITCH xD

>>74546814
i didn't say he wasn't
just that he's to blame

>>74546846

yes, he is

>>74546882
maybe if you've got a bad sense of humor

>>74546895

nah. Ive got a great sense of humor

Bill Burr is funny and the benchmark of comedy

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make a new thread with this pic

>>74546921
the fact that you think dave chapelle is funny shows beyond a reasonable doubt that that isn't true

>>74546954
>>74547007
>>74547007
>>74547007

>>74546971

wow, you sure convinced me with that nonexistant argument

the blind racist black guy skit on chapelles show was pretty funny
cant remember any other skits tho

join faggot comfy /int/ server
https://discord.gg/k4s6uwW
qt black grill waitng for you+ some whites
join VC ther is a qt grill sbeaking