Posh Tesco edition
aeropress
>>74534530
serious second-hand embarrassment
though i doubt tim felt a thing
why are there so many qt boys in eurovision this year
>>74534593
nth for cuteboys
xth for Anzu
should I buy a Nespresso? Don't really like coffee but want to feel sophisticated
>>74534667
post the one with nigel in it
Anime
anime anime
just a heads up lads, evidence shows that it is very probable that there's an anime nonce posting in this thread
>>74534667
>your best mate will never do this
:(
>>74534685
Dunno 'bout that one lad
anime anime anime
>try to post something anti macron
>"connection error"
HMMMMMM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCLqyXf2s70
Anime?
not a fan of the ol' 'cron desu
macron is gay
Really genuinely angered by the amount of people in my society that are allowed to continue living with my disapproval.
>>74534754
there he is! there's the anime nonce!
lets beat him up
macaroni > le penne
favourite pornstars right now:
Bella Rose
Gia Paige
Luna C Kitsuen
Jillian Janson
Skye West
Dolly Little
love fanny, hate women, 'nuff said
what kind of music does /brit/ boys like?
LE PEN WINS
Anzu is a waifu for laifu
hate pints, love whiskey and cigars
simple as
bizarre that the modern left has decided mass migration is the hill they want to die on. Macron is for all intents and purposes a thatcherite
rate this morning's brekkie chaps
1,285 calories
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39830087
Bit gay
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39835628
>>36840342
My mum is watching paki crap on freeview channel 77 again
I keep telling her she's uncivilized and not acting British but she doesn't get it
Hard to believe she was born here
love women with cute feminine cocks, not gay just how it is
dont care
>>74534902
is that toasted Ezekiel bread?
cannot get the concept of a "roast egg" out of my head and it makes me feel physically ill
>>74534593
anything to stop them being nicked?
>>74534866
I agree she won't win BUT there's a higher chance of a big swing as there's no establishment candidate
Nobody has any loyalty to En Marche
>>74534844
Allsorts m8
NEED a chubby goth welsh gf
>>74534892
your conflating everyone in the world who disagrees with you into people that all think one thing. its easy for you to make sense of the world sure, but its not true.
why does poolaboo think it's acceptable to speak to his parents like that
>>74534932
>likes men
>not gay
hmm
>>74534963
yeh
>>74534973
the vast majority of leftists are supporting macron in this election.
Persona games are really bad
>>74534969
Licorice?
>>74534977
what are you on about
Imagine actually being a paki
>>74534954
what
>>74534948
bagels
The first Lady of France
>>74534969
what have you been listening to lately?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-odF-y1nQvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TQJk-KQBR0
>>74535002
No thanks I've got pizza on the way.
>>74535007
like you put an egg, in it's shell, in the oven until it's cooked through. I had a dream where i had to eat one and it was disgusting, now i can't stop thinking about it
>>74534980
umm i said WOMEN with feminine cocks sweety x
>>74535004
don't have to haha
lost all respect for tim when he was so rude to those passersby
love pints
love whiskey
love guns
love cars
love the road
hate the EPA
hate college wankers
Macron:
Recruit 10,000 new police officers
Expand prisons to house an extra 15,000
Give all religious leaders comprehensive training in France's secular values
Le Pen:
Recruit 15,000 new police officers
Create 40,000 extra prison places
Automatically deport all foreign criminals and foreigners with Islamist links
>>74535023
Various Artists.
>>74535046
That's not a thing. It'd explode surely
t-minus 1 hr 15 minutes until extreme buttblast whoever wins
*makes coffee*
>>74535020
me on the right looking concerned at the utter state of my country
>>74534919
>male visitors are first required to strip naked and perform a cleansing ritual, and must never disclose the details of their trip
>>74535004
cannot fathom
used to feel bad for my indian mate knowing his dating pool was significantly limited just cause of his skin colour
>>74535020
>>74535071
you are worthless
Might play pokemon go
>>74534977
Because I thought my mother was better than this because she was born here
Turns out she's the same as all the other useless paki women who don't work, watch paki dramas and act 30 years older than they actually are
Doesn't even matter that she speaks English and went to school
>>74535061
Could you try any harder at being funny yet fail miserably
>>74534919
*buys ticket to Japan*
>>74535105
alri 2016
was crying and wanted to kill myself earlier but i've done a few hours of exercise now and i feel fine again. Those spartans had it right imo
is Guam a good tourist destination
>>74535124
wasn't intended to be funny, just honest.
why are anglos so shit at competitive counter strike compared to northern and eastern europeans?
health and safety m8, you need to let me past
>>74535141
probably not
>>74535137
edgy
rickle
>>74535158
yes im sure someone here has the answer to that question. fuck off dickhead.
>>74535158
wanna play with me
>>74535164
'You're going to have to move sir I'm coming through'
>>74535158
lower unemployment rate
>>74535158
because they have better things to do
>>74535199
Steam name?
>>74535020
>Lefties shit all over Melania Trump yet will YAAAAAAS over THAT???
>>74535061
shocker of a post
>>74535124
good post
fucking hate the Swedish bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPv9EpdaxQ
The Falkland islands are argentinians
>>74535219
strawberrysoup i think
i don't actually play very much
>>74535252
want to bet?
>>74535231
>Macron
>leftist
Retard
>>74535239
Shit post
WHEN DO WE FIND OUT WHEN LE PEN WINS?
got a willy like a lucozade bottle
>>74535102
soz lad just being lazy. I'll check out yours in a bit.
I mostly do podcasts and was drunk the last week or so (birthday) so I don't remember, but when I get that wasted I usually listen to military marching songs, patriotic stuff. I'd been listening to J-pop, Ye-ye, synthwave and psybient before then.
Carbon Based Lifeforms, for example. I'll post links and stuff when out of bed and at my desktop. Might be a while.
>>74535252
Here's the (You) you crave for
howling at
>>74535292
pics PLEASE
>>74535264
You play any overwatch lad?
>You play any overwatch lad?
>>74535302
at what you little cunt? at me? i'll fucking batter you mate
>>74535314
o-on console
but i just moved and don't have my pc or ps4 atm, just my laptop
>>74535356
Awh 2 bad I only play OW on pc
>>74535278
Tonight
Suspicious of my father around the missus
>3 paki girls were collecting money for their Islamic school, I apologised and said I wasn’t religious. They thanked me and left. I began to feel guilt, felt as if I’d knocked their self-confidence. After pacing around for 20 minutes I decided to get a burger meal, I saw the girls again, ignored them, placed my order at the burger place and then ran back out to the girls to give them £5, they looked scared as I was heading towards them, after I handed over the last cash I had on hand, I was asked if I was sure, I said I felt bad about earlier and turned away.
>>74535048
only men have cocks
>>74535434
Proofs?
>>74535310
Video games are one of the best hobbies there is. It's literally cutting edge technology developed for the sole purpose of entertainment.
If you don't like video games, or think they're beneath you, then you are anti-science.
>only men have cocks
>>74535398
dont let ur life be a NTR doujn lad
Swedes out.
>>74535391
okay well add me anyway i only have 1 friend who doesn't use steam anymore
i just started using it, just replaying through old games i used to have
>>74535489
Swede post is qt don't bully
Chimex > aerpress
>>74535434
could you BE any wronger?
why did poleboo piss in his roommate's ribena?
>>74535481
they really are. I don't have one but i'm sure having a group of friends to game with is one of the best things
Here we are....
got a couple slices of the 'za from last night but they're unrefrigerated and'll taste a tad shit
argentina only started the falklands war in an attempt to cover up the huge civil resistance and instability in their own country
their government doesn't actually want the islands back at all
>>74535558
get 'em down yer neck lad
>>74535481
exactly. it's entertainment/sport. not art
>>74535498
Alright lad I'll add ya when I get back home
>>74535533
insecurity
>>74535533
I think it was autism?
>>74535568
not true
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8uCeyUl_9U
scared the shit out of me
Hate pooland
Love Pakistan
>>74535630
hope the deer was okay
>>74535642
alri moni
>>74535394
BUT WHAT TIME I HAVE TO GO TO BED AT 10:30 PM FOR WORK TOMORORROW
It's a really nice day
>>74534593
>Scanners
That's kinda 2015
straight lad who wants to try sucking a cock here. only gay that I could find who would let me is a nigger lad, should I do it?
>>74535630
>bikerunts
when will they learn
how are you lads posting wtf
all i'm getting is errors
using the self service checkout (having a wank)
>>74535672
location?
>>74535061
same
>>74535001
youre bad
>>74535672
>2.82 mb
think of the australians!
>>74535739
Edinburgh
>>74534593
reminder that Safeway had these
want to shag a trashy slag 2bh
>>74535102
discussing music is worthless
>>74535672
pass holders only mate
>>74535577
>Art is a diverse range of human activities in creating visual, auditory or performing artifacts (artworks), expressing the author's imaginative or technical skill, intended to be appreciated for their beauty or emotional power.
Wikipedia disagrees with you.
>the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power
Google disagrees with you.
Can you explain how pic related being interactive makes it "not art?"
>>74535718
hiroshima's trying out his new anti-bender system
>>74535769
hahaha fuck drumpf!!!!
>>74535783
omw
love poo
hate pee
simple as
>>74535669
10:31 pm
>>74535760
I have to set it to lower quality otherwise it's too large to post
>competitive counter strike
>>74535801
i just wanted to exchange some music
lad just texted me
>I'm in ur ends
loool ok dora the explorer have fun
>>74535630
fucking christ, near shit meself
Talk about phenibut
interesting
i've found that if you try using the multiple quotation marks meme your post won't work
could this be another filter system?
>>74535829
FUCK
>>74535423
At least I don't feel guilty anymore
>>74535533
Because he was inconsiderate to my feelings
DESPISE cagers
>>74535842
go on soulseek then
What are your thoughts on Bill Nye Saves the World
>>74535864
what if I'm having several things inside brackets (like this (also this and then this)))
>>74535630
you must have some sort of mental illness to cycle on a public road, it is required.
>>74535919
Should've changed "Saves" to "Trolls."
daily dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M91g4OlGEY
shan't
>>74535672
just walked down the main road in my area where i've lived for 25 years, loads of bars and pubs with everyone sat in the sun, i didn't recognise a single person and have no friends
>>74535919
reddit hates it now so I like it
>>74535844
>ends
What?
tfw can't listen to music cos my headphones broke
>>74535937
lmao slow your roll indeed
Got 5 spliffs out of a draw
Have no desire to roll fattys these days
Chromosomes? Fuck that shit. If someone feels like the opposite gender then that's good enough for me
>>74535983
t. cuckolded by his neighbours
going to give Das Kapital a go
Imagine being an adult that protested trumps administration but not Obama or bush. Embarrassing
>>74536008
genes a shit
dawkins utterly btfo
>>74536023
well I'm away from home and don't exactly have room to lug around speakers in my suitcase
'
>>74536062
big fan of London desu
Got to run ANOTHER bath. Just want to feel clean and not gross everyone with my BO but it's such hassle.
Why can't we all just agree to be smelly cunts like back in the day? We'd get accustomed to it eventually and save time and effort.
>>74535992
No need really.
A thin backrolled spliff is more than enough.
People get into the habit of smoking giant zoots of weed and getting blasted.
>>74535970
>Reddit likes it, 4chan makes le cuck maymay about it
>Reddit follows suit and hates it
>4chan needs to be different from Reddit and begins liking it
>Reddit likes it again
So the cycle continues forever
>>74535909
*swerves suddenly*
>Pope Francis has criticised the naming of the US military's biggest non-nuclear explosive as "the Mother of All Bombs", saying the word "mother" should not be used in reference to a deadly weapon.
ah yes catholicism
>>74536062
I hate poo faces. GTFO
The revolution starts here
farts smell like cum
>>74536032
Wouldn't bother. Boring and stupid.
>>74536129
this is in canada
So fucking sore lads
>>74536062
London poo face.
>>74536106
shut up yank
>weekend already over
need this planet (and my wagey ballsack) obliterated by a 10km asteroid ASAP
>>74536032
Pretty gud desu would also suggest capitalism competition conflict crisis for modern day empirical evidence
>'
Good people DO NOT live in cities.
City dwellers are snakes and cannot be trusted.
>>74536129
would fuck the 2 girls above the dog ngl
just want to win the lottery and never work again
accidentally slept in till 5
oh well
MAN JEW EXPOSED
nice day today
>I have .gifs in my 'dora folder
marx was good at critiquing capitalism, but NOT good at imagining viable alternatives
Just bought 3 pizzas
Hope they go to my tits
>>74536223
>179MB, 3260x1834
I'll just take your word for it.
>>74536129
I bet the two girls on the bottom right were victims of extreme jealousy by the other women
Business idea: Milkman but with eggs
>>74536129
how can you let yourself get as fat as geek lounge girl there
and why does she have a black child
>>74536231
he also recognised the advantages of capitalism tbf
>>74536223
Are you that lad who posted the spooky fog pic in the in the winter?
>>74536223
English greenery is so comfy, mad that people pave over or gravel their gardens
>I don't have .gifs in my 'dora folder
>>74536296
w-w-w-w-what?!?!?! n-n-n-no he didn't, marx hated capitalism!!!! my god would never recognize the advantages of such a fascist ideology!!!
Business idea: Milkman but with Lilt
>>74536297
i am indeed, good memory
this is the same angle as the fog pic
>>74536253
literally takes a second to load
business idea: kidnap poley and give him a large boob job and then laugh at him as he tries to go about normal life with a large pair of breasts bolted to his chest
>>74536317
was about to make this exact post
Find these weird ayy lmao lass quite attractive
pissed in a pizza then gave it to my dad
>>74536243
wtf my willy wiggled at this post??
Business idea: Milkman but with the best /brit/ posts from the previous day
DOXED TO FUCK
>>74536154
never
>>74536350
LOVELY picture
>>74536378
loved this post
might read it again
>>74536350
Yes. I remember the comfy big trees and brickwork on the house.
Having a great time over at /sp/
None of us are even thinking about you runts
>>74536351
shut up you wriggling little rodent, don't ever reply to me again
>>74536404
ZOOM AND ENHANCE
>go to xhamster
>go to the female choice category
>it's full of cheating and blacked videos
Makes you wonder
>>74536370
that's neither weird nor ayy lmao, it's an attractive face, hope you don't think you're special for finding it attractive
>Hm? What was that? Oh yes, I'm quite the animated 'dora enthusiast, my interest spans not only .gifs but .webms.
>>74536308
feel exactly the same lad
we might not have the flashiest nature or architecture but we have maximum comfort and that's good enough for me
business idea: milkman but with bees
>I have a 'dora folder
>>74536370
retard eyes
/sp/ didn't invite us again
>>74536460
>men who go through the effort of signing up to porn sites and pretend to be women are beta cucks
oh say it isnt so
>>74536469
Yeah, but when you see her other pics, you'll get what I mean, you obnoxious Kraut clusterfuck
>tfw street name is unique
>I'm not a 'dora enthusiast who has many .gifs and .webms saved on my computers' drives
So how did they end up getting Shia's flag off the FACT building?
Did they end up using that roof hatch?
>>74536370
*BOING*
>a 'dora folder? nay sir, not I!
>>74536477
weird how that song of ice and fire series is extremely normal and popular now
I'm going underground lads
sexual frustration is driving me mad, need to be chemically castrated
>fedora nigger.gif
just caught my ballbag in my zip
>>74536528
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t68dbHStp-0
>>74536539
then you should've posted one of those others
>1489319713715.jpg
Sausage Party was better than I expected, unique concept and very humorous throughout
Would reccomend
>Oh no, my good man, an organised 'dora folder? Never. A man of my stature must need make the process as difficult as possible, I would perceive not doing so as an insult to mine own intelligence.
just took a lighter to my ballbag
>>74536477
Would buy those flame socks to wear ironically with shorts and sandals
>>74536539
indeed
>>74536592
>tfw you go outside any see young, tanned qts wearing short skirts or shorts with strappy tops showing their arms and shoulders
>>74536460
just a coincidence that incest and interracial videos are so popular recently
>1479312594723.jpg
>'dora117.jpg
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39351286
>paying £6 for a text
state of NTs
>>74536690
there is NOTHING wrong with incest
just don't understand what's wrong with wearing stylish hats
>all this fedora tripe
grow up you sad, little men
Drinking orange juice out of a Stella chalice
It's NOT a pint glass, it's a chalice
bloody fancy
>>all this fedora tripe
>grow up you sad, little men
>stock-photo-man-with-hat-(...).jpg
Eurovision 2017.
>all this BBC coverage of the french election
Let's be honest, the only reason anyone remotely gives a fuck is because of the possibility (albeit small) of Le Pen winning in the wake of Brexit and Trump. That is literally the only reason anyone cares. When has so much attention been given to a previous French general election? Never.
I need a hug lads
Had a Vanilla Latte from Greggs earlier. Bit too sweet I think.
>Drinking orange juice out of a Stella chalice
>It's NOT a pint glass, it's a chalice
>bloody fancy
>Oh yes, I'm quite well known amongst the 'doraposting community for my regular use of stock images. Indeed I go through every effort to make my presence known by using the standard filename to signify that it is an original find by yours truly.
>>all this fedora tripe
>>grow up you sad, little men
>>74536729
>>74536718
It's just runts that can't pull off the look and get angry about it on the internet.
REALLY mature.
>>74536794
wow, you're smart, lad. bet you're at oxbridge doing something really fancy and have a big thick dick too.
>Had a Vanilla Latte from Greggs earlier. Bit too sweet I think.
>>74536785
Israel flag completes it
>>all this fedora tripe
>grow up you sad, little men
Emma Hix - The creampie flows out with style
Emma Hix - After Emma fingers your pussy you're motivated to cum inside of it
>>74536747
>drinking straight mixer
Why?
>>74536796
*hugs you*
>its a 'dora thread
fancy some tripe now
>>74536848
No I dropped out of uni, work in a call centre and have a very average penis.
I need a kiss lads. Boys only.
>>74536858
what a qt
>>74536858
That didn't deserve a fedora
>post-34352-Damien-Walters-fedora-flip-gif-Wtul.gif
>>74536913
bit gay
>>74536884
Eww not a German, we fought two wars against you
>>74536942
Yeah I guess you could say I am
>>74536657
did you hear it sizzle?