Eurovision

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ALBANIA IS BLACKED REEEEEEEEEEEE

wew australian autism

MONTENEGRO

YES

diversity mentioned

Anyone have a link to a stream that is available in the US?

Youtube has us blocked due to corporate shilling

>>74534094
dont post this again

Someone show me georgia i can't find it. I want to compare the cringe and diversity to others

>you have 11 sisters and brothers is that true
>yes
lmao

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Reminder: Australia is Ukrainian ally

What the fuck is this Khal Drogo lookin motherfucker doing here Montenegro

>norway
if I take out this mask would he die?

>>74534133
KEK
E
K

Montegaybro

>Norway
>Discount Deadmau5/Daft Punk lovechild
God fucking damn it

>>74534140
how can white people even compete?

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>>74534135
CELEBRATE DIVERSITY

>>74534133
they probably blocked it cos it's on tv?
would be difficult to find a stream of the opening ceremony

>>74534146
Khokholdomor never happened

eurovision again already? christ time moves too fast as you get older

>>74534133
That's because no-one wants the US to invade Eurovision

I hate pop stars

>POLAND
POLAND
>POLAND

HNGGGGG /POLAND/ IS MY COUNTRY

>celebrate diversity

>>74534193
watch it m8,or I'll report you to Australian authorities

muh animuls

Wasn't Ukraine basically /pol/?

poland is CUTE

>poland
>animals
>persecuted people
LEL

Ugly 2bh

>>74534231
she's a real qt, good job poland. If only her song was better

I NEED TO BREED POLAND

>muh animals
>muh persecuted people
That girl is qt af
Too bad she's a liberal

>>74534094
Autist

no pls

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autism

That is one hot gypsy

Must be Translyvanian

WHERE WAS PORTUGAL YOU CUNTS

>>74534189
it's probably not on tv here 2bh

I've never heard anyone mention this in the US

>>74534206
BLACKED™ brand BLACKED and paki trannies won't appeal to the general populace here anyway, not a big deal.

Muh yodels

k e k
e
k

>yodelling

oh god

>>74534305
this

THAT FUCKING YODELLING HOLY SHIT LMAO

romania taking the opportunity to deploy an entire gypsy family on the streets of kiev

>>74534291
>that song

Is that a yodel lion king cover?

romanian girl is C U T E

>romania

HNNNNNNNNNNGGG

>>74534312
second to last due do scheduling issues (he only arrived in kiev today)

>romanians looks whiter than hungarians

NO PORTUGAL

THIS IS RIGGED

I BLAME THE JEWS

It's funny because the British song is worse than any of this shit

This is a real nul point year

san marino
BLACKED

The queen of San Marino, Valentina has returned!

D I V E R S I T Y

BLACKED Marino

>sand memerino

>SOMALI BAG

>>74534358
whats our song?

SAN MARINO BLACKED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74534389
Some shite ballad by a mid 20s girl who can't sing

It was the worst of the 5 options, all of which were completely forgettable

>nigger shilling his album

>>74534358
>almost every song is in English
>the actual country that speaks English as a native language has a shit song

state of your country

T H I C C

Are the interviewers ethical Ukrainians?

>>74534354
AGREED. I'm gonna fucking fight

Has Lithuania been yet?

Still not available here

>>74534358
Too bad it's legit impossible to get nil points now.

We should start sending satire acts every year, we'll get more points from that than we do now.

Belgium has the voice of a 40 year old russian oil baron turned transvestite

>>74534410
it's shit every year and on top of that very political

>>74534358
it's been like that since like late 90s or whatever

>>74534415
There is no such thing as an ethical Ukrainian comrade.

SRPSKE ZENE SU ZAKON

Did they show Russia yet?

>>74534461
Russia ded

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>>74534441
>Serbia is always great

>>74534461
i thought russia refused to attend

>>74534429
Does the Youtube link not work?

>SLOWeniaaaaaaaaaaaa
KEKEKEKKEKEKE

mafia

>>74534430
>>74534442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyPx8Xa_YI

It's been 20 years this year since we won (with Canadians lel). I know we send shit on purpose, but I'd like to get some mid-table results, maybe a top 5 once in a while

>>74534430
>We should start sending satire acts every year

You now remember Chiklilicuatre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQhZtbm97I

REEEEEEEEEEE i wanna watch. gib working stream

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>Serbia is always great

>>74534470
>>74534476
wut didn't they choose some handicapped girl on wheelchair?

>>74534476
Oh well it is practically held in Russia :^)

>>74534506
Youtube with a British or Aussie proxy

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I was waiting for this guy to represent Serbia
Enough diversity
It's Roki time

>Slovenia
>Omar Naber
lel

is an horse an singer?

>>74534476
They were actually banned by the shitkrainians

>>74534476
>>74534515
Their entrant was banned because she went to annexed Crimea. Russia refused to replace her on principle and withdrew

>>74534477
The link works, it's just the video itself says it is not available and does not play.

>spain
aww there goes /ourmanlet/

>>74534515
Ukrainians cried because she's performed in Crimea before, so they banned her from entering Ukraine. Russia said fuck off we're out of this gay shit then.

>IM glad to be here
>We know that
WTF

Have we been yet? Who is our guy?

Eurocucks exclude us from this because they know they would lose if we entered 2bqhwy. Sounds like a bit of a donkeyshow anyway, bunch of weird migrants misrepresenting "their" country. oh well.

>>74534477
Says the uploader has not made it available in your country.

>>74534533
Apparently he's working on a new album though

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jesus this is cringey
I wish french was lingua franca again so I didn't have to hear all these awful accents and butchered English

>>74534418
He's a true patrician and is avoiding this cringefest

For all my non-euro friends who want to watch the stream:

I'm hosting a PPTP VPN that's based in the UK, just use the following info:
address - englishcombe.asuscomm.com
Username - INT_EUROVISION
Password - thejewsdidit

Use that on your OS's native VPN settings, and the stream on Youtube should work

Enjoy <3

>>74534504
I always remember El Chiki Chiki.

>>74534532
this is some bullshit. US created youtube for christstake. americans should be able to watch whatever we want, anytime

>>74534557
el manlet XD

>>74534506
>>74534429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_JeRMfaP0

about a minute behind and in Ukrainian though

>>74534594
>>74534611
<3

We tried sending joke acts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYgE7O0OLyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT6yOIC6ihI

That didn't work either

>trumpet
DRUMPFY BTFO LMAO

Not sure if the swedish guy is a chad or autist

>>74534584
Wow didn't hear about it
More info?

>How is can be possibile

WHAT KIND OF ENGLISH IS THIS????

>>74534650
Both presumably

Holy shit. Sweden has a white male singing instead of a black trans gay communist refugee. Maybe they CAN be saved

>>74534587
broken english is part of the charm mate

Oh fuck I'm missing it

Worth watching later?

SHIPO FLAG CANT INTO SPACE

looks like team albania's blasting off again

>>74534690
No, it#s just them arriving on the red carpet

>>74534705
kek

>>74534690
not worth watching now

lmao is that chernobyl in the background of the helipad camera?

>>74534673
he's pretty fucking tanned though

>>74534663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodoljub_Roki_Vulović

>His seventh album, his first in 16 years, will be published at the beginning of 2017

Switzerchebs

>sweden
>100kg of makeup

>spain
>looking like faggots with generic faggotmusic in the background

dont know what i expected

>>74534673
he's Italian or Polish

nisserlends

/OUR GIRLS/

FUCK YES

>>74534690
No. Semi's start on Tuesday, that's when the real stuff starts. This is just time wasting.

>NIFERLENDS
Slavs.....

>>74534673
the nitherlands

>sisters
>look nothing alike
single mums everyone

>>74534500
Dont feel bad, americans use canadians to win Stanley cups

>>74534767
shut up, /yourguys/ are Salvador and Luisa

they have MUH DUTCH HERITAGE on their mom side

>they are all gonna sing in English
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2017
I am rooting for Belarus and Italy.

B

sticky when?
MODS

>BABAI

>celebrate diversity
>have flags fly off with helium balloons
more like celebrate pollution

Cute lad in the Belarusian group

Where's she from? I thought I heard she was Welsh.

ARE LUCE

>LADIES AND GENTMEN

>this whole fucking stream
https://youtu.be/DYNSpb-BfjA

ugh, fuck off you useless bint

even the presenters know she's retarded

and there's our shit song

The albo singer looks like my HS crush tbqh

>>74534841
Ladies and Gentoomen*

>>74534731
Hmm but it's already middle of 2017 not beginning
Anyway I'll be waiting for that because I really like his songs

>United Kingdom
>Nice accent
>Brown hair
She's qt af
Thank fuck we have someone decent this year
>>74534837
She sounds too refined to be Welsh

>>74534849
ayyy lmao it's like you never knew ESC

>>74534797
>Croatia: English, Italian

>>74534873
>Lucie Jones

Sounds welsh

Alberto BARBOSA HAHAHAHAHA

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>celebrate diversity

>Bruno and Sue Perkins on the red carpet
Who tf is that?
>>74534887
If she is then she's definitely lost the accent

>>74534797
IIRC even Italy is adding English lyrics to their song to pander to Eurovision.

>salvador didn't arrive in time

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Portuguese autism in action

Roaky ROkay

cringe

D I V E R S I T Y

>>74534873
Agree. Best one until now.

This is a fucking hack Salvador ain't even there fuck you Kiev

portuguese trap :3

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>>74534923

>>74534955
*ears perk up*

>>74534909
-->>74534880
ps:
>celebrate diversity
>but fuck Russian bastards, don't care if it's an ugly gimp woman in wheelchair, kick her out

UK not an immigrant? impressive

i dont understand how the masses of sheeple find this interesting or entertaining

i only cared enough to ctrl+F'd last thread to see if finland was represented by a nigger

russia pls annex

what a bunch of numales

>Salvador couldn't be bothered to show up to this shit show

Absolutely based.

>speaking vodkarunes
good on him

>Ask question in English
>Zdyashoasfifausbrfjasfuncxzfifbisdbfioasbfasn thank you

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Reminder that this french qt is claimed by me as my waifu

>hohol
>can't speak english

Is u*ranian education that bad?

The hosts are fucking race traitors
>Ukrainian reps speak Ukrainian
S-So that's Ukraine!

People like that should be shot imo

>>74535038
yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about the contest, he just wants to sing his song and get over it

>only speaks Ukrainian
>song is in English

>>74534923

Not true

The only verse is 'singing in the rain' and it was always there, it's only a quote to the musical

The rest is entirely in italian, if you don't consider the references to buddhism and indian culture like namaste

>>74535038
He better fucking win then
The UK's gonna give him 12 r-right? ;-;

Croatia... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>ukraine
>cant even speak english
wow good job there ruski subhumans

just fucking bomb ukraine+russia+all other russian speaking countries

>Croatia
Is this Azis' lost half-brother

>Tamara
Sakhartvelo...........I.........

>Discount Katie Melua
>representing Georgia
They should just get the real deal

>Georgia, one of the great countries in the world

GEORGIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

was there poland already? xD

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>>74535049
>>74535059
>>74535075
>>74535076
>>74535090
>>74535116
well done myhailo

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFVfzu-2mw
portugal is complete autism

>17 years old
>look 12
I know the pain lad

Daily reminder that greek qt is the best

>>74535182
>>74535173
Yup, Georgia has no chance jews won't let nationalistic pig win.

>BOLEKARIa
lole

that is a tranny lol

>>74535251
greek qt was the best in 2005, 2008 and 2012. This year there are better qt's desu

>>74535242
>tfw 21
>look 30

What are your top 3 ?

Austria
Italy
Cyprus

>>74535229
top kek

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PURE FUCKING CRINGE!

>if is true that you wanna fuck everyone before the stage

>>74535286
>tfw 18
>tfw look 12
end my life please

>>74535291
Belarus
Belarus
Belarus

>>74535098
So this was just shitposting?

eurovoix.com/2017/02/16/italy-english-lyrics-occidentalis-karma/

>“We will make changes for the Eurovision version and we will put parts in English because, otherwise, the Eurovision viewers might not fully understand the meaning of the lyrics. Using the ape might seem like a stupid decision otherwise. The purpose is for those who do not know our language to understand the meaning of the song.”

>>74535229
He is in need of heart surgery or he won't last the year, he isn't arriving until tomorrow and hasn't even been able to rehearse.

>>74535324
are you a qt trap

>>74535229
he's /ourguy/ you fuck, the first patrician to participate this cringefest in a long time

>>74535348
no, im a male (male)

>>74535333
Trips confirm! GO BELARUS!

U M A
M
A

>>74535286
>>74535324
>>74535242
>tfw 20
>tfw look 17-18
fells good lads, I can bang 16 year olds :3

>>74535291
Portugal
Italy
Belarus

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If Portugal is /ourguy/ does that mean we're going to meme him to victory?

>>74535229
does he have the auts?

it's actually bredy gud

>>74535385
nonce

>>74534193
>Khokholdomor
you are doing it wrong

>Austrianlets
Our girl was taller wtf

>>74535291
Portugal
Cyprus
and i really really liked Ukraine one but they won't win. when was the last time rock won the ESC?

>>74535336

It was a rumour 5 days after he won Sanremo, the song is the exact same, he just cut 30 seconds because the song was too long. I'm still not over the cut, fuck these stupid rules for just 30 seconds

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Should have sent them Fiki not this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZSEnQJsRms

REEEEE PORTUGAL IS GONNA WIN JUST BECAUSE THEIR SINGER IS AN AUTISTI

how old is the irish lad?

>he's 20
>he looks 13
fucking twinks, I swear

Not even watching this shit.

irish accent is honestly the greatest in the anglosphere

>>74535487
Last year, it's being hosted there for 2017.

>>74535435
he's a bit weird tbf, but pretty funny guy nonetheless

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>>74535504
support diversity

Andorra – Ràdio i Televisió d'Andorra (RTVA) announced on 19 May 2016 that Andorra would not participate in the contest.[54]

Bosnia and Herzegovina – Radio and Television of Bosnia and Herzegovina (BHRT) announced on 28 September 2016 that Bosnia and Herzegovina would not participate in the countest due to their inability to secure stable funding and sponsorship for participation.[55] BHRT was also suffering from financial difficulties due to insufficient legislation that would ensure its continued operation. The EBU had threatened to withdraw BHRT from all member services in May 2016, due to non-payment of debts totalling 6 million Swiss francs (€5.4 million).[56][57][58] Recent news sources have revealed that the EBU have now begun to impose sanctions on BHRT as a result of outstanding debts.[59]

Luxembourg – While RTL Télé Lëtzebuerg (RTL) announced on 25 May 2016 that they would not participate in the contest,[60] the Petitions Committee of the Luxembourgish Government announced on 21 June that they had received a petition calling on RTL to return to the contest. The Luxembourgish Government have decided to debate the proposals set out in the petition, and the possibility of Luxembourg returning to the contest in future.[61] RTL reiterated its intention not to participate on 22 August.[62]
Monaco – Télé Monte Carlo (TMC) announced on 19 August 2016 that Monaco would not participate in the contest.[63]

Russia – Russia had originally planned to participate in the contest with the song "Flame Is Burning", performed by Yulia Samoylova. However, Channel One Russia withdrew from the contest on 13 April 2017, after Samoylova was issued a three-year travel ban by the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) from entering Ukraine, by virtue of illegally travelling directly from Russia to Crimea, a region that was annexed by Russia in 2014, in 2015 to give a performance.[42][43]

has our act been yet

>>74535546
when was the last time ROCK won?
last year's was some shitty lady-gagaesque ballad

>>74535559
Slovakia – Radio and Television Slovakia (RTVS) explained on 12 April 2016 that Slovakia's absence from the contest since 2012 was due to the "cost involved in participation". RTVS' PR manager, Juraj Kadáš, stated that while participating in the contest is an attractive project, RTVS has a programming strategy that gives priority to financing domestic television production.[64] RTVS announced on 6 September that they have yet to make a decision,[65] but announced on 24 October that they would not participate in the contest.[66]

Turkey – Despite speculation surrounding their participation, the Turkish Radio and Television Corporation (TRT) issued a written statement to the EBU on 12 May 2016 stating their participation in the contest. Turkey withdrew after last participating in 2012, due to their discontent at the introduction of a mixed voting system to the contest and the automatic qualification of the Big Five for the final.[67] Turkish media reported on 28 September that a decision would be made in early October,[68] with various news sources reporting that several non-governmental organizations were cooperating to persuade TRT to return to the contest in 2017.[69] However, it was reported on 23 October that the Director General of NTU, Zurab Alasania had stated that TRT had refused an invitation of participation.[70] This information was confirmed on 24 October.[71]

Grece is CUTE!

>tfw no i am greek gf to shitpost with

>>74535505
20
he is so qt

>>74535487
Finland is the only one I can think of.

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>Samoylova was issued a three-year travel ban by the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) from entering Ukraine

>>74535570
Oh my bad.

>>74535591
she's cuter than the french 2bh desu lad sempai

> Finland
I'm still mad they didn't pick Günther, he was going to be /ourguy/

>Surrounded by black and brown people
True to it's name

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WTF

>>74535564
skip to -19 or -20 minutes on the stream and she comes out the car

TALLEST MAN OF PORTUGAL

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HEY FELLOW EUROKEKS, ARE YOU PREPARED TO GET BTFO BY THIS BIG SWEDISH BULL THIS YEAR? GHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Portuguese autism lmao

>>74535229
>2nd place in odds without a single rehearsal
>only song in its native language (aussies dont count) in its semi
>speaks better english than most artists singing in english

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Salvador is here.

>You are really tall, I'm not short, you're tall

/ourguy/

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>Portugal

New game
Every time they say "celebrate diversity" take a shot.
You'll be riddled with holes but your chances of survival will be better than if you drank alcohol

Do they have some pidjak crisis in Portugal?

>I'm tall, I'm 185

Manlets, when will they learn?

>>74535755
i see what you did there ayyy lmao

Finally Salvador is here and just expected, he doesn't give a single fuck about the event

>>74535736
lankets, when will they learn?

>>74535746
I would totally blow him :3, I'm a girl btw (male).

>the amount of fags itt
well it is Eurovision

where is francesco gabbani REEEEEEE

rip bulgaria

Why does Greece have a mime?

flag disaster launch

Damn the portugal guy is cute

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>>74535840

>>74535838
Already been on m8.

He didn't have a monkey with him yet all they talked about was the monkey.

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OUR GUY

>you sure you don't like my song, anon?

English always sounds so autistic and bad when it's spoken by Eurovision hosts who aren't fluent and speak Broken english

wtf was estonia's crotch visible through the dress cut?

They're playing Dr Beat

>>74535770
>TFW 190 and I still feel like a manlet
I need to go to europe, because from these manlets it looks like i'll be bumping ceilings with my head

My Illyrian bro is signing flag :)

lol the fuck would I want to waste my time watching that trash?

this guy is fucking insane

>have a remarkable night

that's not an acceptable adjective for the context you arse

Let's celebrate diversity.

>Let's celebrate diVERSITY
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>let's celebrate diwursuvey
what did he mean by this

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>>74535903
live subtitles aren't available yet
>it's 2017 c'mon!

>>74535936
for the memes, why else??
pic related: TIME TO SHAVE NAO

is that a trap

>German "women"

>>74536002
I hope so

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Who are the black qts?
Names?

how does this work, can we do something to support the portuguese autist?

>>74536002
with "celebrate diversity" you never know

KEKK

>>74536046
Phone voting

>>74536046
donate your heart

what the fuck is she saying

STOP

holy shit

this edition looks autistic as fuck

I love it

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>this amount of cringe

>Macedonia
Cringe

>White girl rapping
>That camerawork

Fucking hell kek

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CRINGE OVERLOAD! CRINGE OVERLOAD! CRINGE OVERLOAD! CRINGE OVERLOAD!

>Discount Anna Kendrick rapping
muh heart

Makedonija bringing in the HEAT!

someone make a webm of that jesus fucking christ

i had to mute macedonia girl

too much

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH IT FLEW BEFORE TIME

grece btfod tupac live in macedonia

the whole event is so fucking cringey

>CRINGEDONIA

FRANCESCO IS ON

>SO SO YUGE

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>>74536081
what happened lads please tell me

Aren't they fucking tired of asking everybody about borsch?

New
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>>74536233

>>74536228
Macedonian girl did a cringey rap verse and the cameraman had a stroke to try and make it look badass

>>74536228
https://youtu.be/xPaJxwFFZGk?t=2h6m10s

>>74536228
https://youtu.be/xPaJxwFFZGk?t=2h6m29s

>>74536228
White girl rapping

the little irish lad is CUTE

>>74534536
He's father is Jordanian. Fun fact: He was convinced for sexual assault in 2011.

Celebrate diversity :DDD