/brit/

thoughts lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNBJQJttHWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0t0WBF_RXM
>@12 mins he tells someone to sort marcus hausen out
>calls him a vile slug
Lads someone get on this hausen character

nth for cuteboys

getting my daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M91g4OlGEY


tories utterly btfo

Anime

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NEED a Bulgarian bf

What sort of spices are you meant to add to a stir fry?

I'd post on /ck/ but I'd prefer an answer now rather than in 3 days later.

>>74531094
>>74531094
>>74531094
eurovision opening ceremony

https://youtu.be/LwFCH2eJWoU
Naughty little choon for you man

>>74531961
>i only like skinny boys
you're not even gay
fuck off

If you had to give up one for the next 672 hours:
> Caffeine
> Nicotine
> Alcohol
> Sugar (processed)
> Water*
> Carbs
* You can drink other drinks, just not anything that's 90+% water

Which would it be?

need a bf as well

>>74532350
he's still on about me wow
reckon he'll still be talking about me in a month?

>>74532387
for me it's the mcchicken

>>74532350
HOWLING ARE TIM. Would send him a message but he would propably shoot up his local aldi

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marion

>>74532350
Leave him alone you CUNTS

>>74532324
now that I'm settled i really need to get a gym membership and start going again
I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

>>74532402
you're right i'm not gay but i do like boys too

tall skinny boys with shaved heads a cute

>>74532435
REALLY hope she loses

Is Sphock worth selling stuff on?
Are there any other apps that get more traffic?

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Just looking through my old pics from a couple of years ago and found this pic of a jar of Mr Naga. Have you guys tried it? It's hot as fuck.

>>74532402
Horrendous post
>>74532409
H-hi

>>74532408
don't consume most of this trash anyways
water and alcohol are all I want
even for water I drink more tea

>>74532408
Nicotine because I don't smoke

>>74532408
Alcohol easily because I normally go several months without having a drink anyway.

If it was coffee rather than caffeine then I could do that without difficulty either but caffeine is in a lot of shit so it's less simple.

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>>74532457
hope she wins x

>>74532438
absolutely CONVINCED I have seen this post before, years ago

is it an ancient gimmick or something? very freaked out right now

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LEAVE
TIMOTHY
ALONE

>>74532408
Nicotine
I've been nicotine free for almost 178,000 hours
another 672 hours couldn't hurt

>>74532408
caffeine or alcohol, no problems matey

thoughts lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFyMhNZB-lc

i think you should leave this mentally ill man alone desu

:3

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picking dried skin off my feet :3

>>74532408
alcohol, easily

>>74532387
thai green curry spices
coconut milk

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wish Anzu would piss in my mouth

>>74532514
please wake up
you've been in a coma for 3 years
/brit/ is just a reoccuring dream of yours, no one here is real

>>74532486
>>74532489
>>74532491
>>74532518
>>74532523
There was a massive hole in my post. I should have prefaced it with "of the things you use".

Post convos with tim
>>74532543
Is he actually?

Belarus will win Eurovision
Screencap this post

>>74532514
is it from apocalypse now? or a similar film

>>74532408
could give up any easily apart from carbs. really like bread, pasta and rice

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screaming at these

>>74532548
If you use tools (toenail clippers, scalpel, penknife etc) you can get much more skin and it feels more satisfying.

Used to absolutely destroy the skin around my fingers with a variety of tools and tweezers all throughout my teenage years.

>>74532387
Garlic, ginger, white pepper, soy sauce, lemon juice is okay. You can mix your own sauce or get it in a packet (Satay, Hoi Sin, Sweet and sour etc) from your local Sainsbury's/Tesco for pretty cheap.

I read about a good technique for mixing flavours in authentic east asian sauces. Bit in depth for this general but I'll type it out if you want it.

Why do people feel sorry for Tim?

I personally think we should step up the harassment campaign a gear

still setting used to my big boy scooter
if I crash and get mangled my insurance probably won't cover it since i'm driving illegal

LEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGS
LEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGS

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wonder if Carl Sagan was alive today would he have ended up making a show similar to the one Bill Nye is doing currently?

>>74532622
vile paki

>>74532627
Is he actually?

>>74532603
might try that cheers

Is there such a thing as upper- or middle-class people in the north? Seems like literally everyone is working-class, at least until you get to Edinburgh.

>>74532605
I reckon there is some ginger in the cupboard, there's definitely garlic (granules) and soy sauce. I'll give them a go, cheers la.

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>Why do people feel sorry for Tim?
>I personally think we should step up the harassment campaign a gear

LEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGS
LEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGS
LEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGSLEAVE TIM ALONE HE IS MENTALLY ILL YOU VILE SLUGS

>>74532627
I'm mentally ill too though

Fuck Tim he deserves everything he gets

>>74532675
Black pepper is fine if you don't have white.

why are JFs so racist

>>74532577
well i use all at least once a month
caffeine or alcohol, no problems matey

pro-tip: tim's not actually mentally ill, he's just a dumb blithering idiot

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lib dems won my council seat and then got battered outside a restaurant a few hours later

what's tims best video?

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>>74532573
>>74532585

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>I personally think we should step up the harassment campaign a gear

some1 redpill me on eurovision

>>74532720
When the group of teenagers are chilling out the front

>>74532679
Howling

>>74532616
what harassment campaign

>>74532720
when the teenagers were outside his window and started messing him about

>>74532734
eu version of specsavers

>>74532734
political voting

be as gay as possible and you will earn bonus points

Britain always finished last

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>>74532720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U_G-ldJcws

lads ffs i've stopped
marcus hausen is over

>>74532734
Israel's in it even though they're not even near Europe, coincidence??

Billy Nye has always pandered to kids. That's exactly what his new show is. He's famous for a show he did for Disney for God's sake.

Carl Sagan did explicitly the opposite. He knew people expected over simplified garbage and he made cosmos challenging and engaging. He pushed people's areas of understanding. He simplified in so much as it wouldn't need a Master's to understand, but he kept it very intellectual.

>>74532626
What are you doing in Nam and where are you, Hanoi?

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Drew this for a /tv/ thread a long time ago. We were drawing film scenes in MS Paint and others had to guess the film.

Can you guess what film I was drawing, /brit/?

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Anzus feet look really strong imagining those feeties on my rock solid cock

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Ah yes

>>74532720
https://youtu.be/Y4gGf19tEVU

>>74532765
link please

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Is there anything worse than being a boring, awkward bastard? Knowing that you're objectively not that ugly, not fat, and people who are definitely less physically attractive than you have cute gfs but because you're so horribly unpleasant to interact with no girl will EVER want to be intimate with you or spend any length of time tolerating your presence.

>>74532760
/brit/ staying in Tim's business sunshine

I wonder who has the most prestigious job on /brit/

Surely we have a doctor here

>>74532772
good, you autistic little sad case

>>74532794
me middle right

FUCK OFF VILESLUGS

>>74532829
doctor pepper

>>74532577
alcohol i suppose
i know its bad for me, the only reason i do it is because i'm a hedonist

>>74532826
yes this is me

even boring around my mates but when I'm in a group I'm a normie

>>74532734
eastern euros take it seriously
western euros took it seriously in the past but now just treat it as a joke

>>74532772
Don't stop you fucking bender

Don't let these soppy cunts influence you, start to switch the posts up and really mess with his head

>>74532829
I'm a Supreme Court Judge in Toronto. I had good times with Ford posting on 4chan and doing ketamine.

>>74532784
I'm in like a suburb city of Saigon to the north
I'm here because I was bored

underrated Tim video that I can't find anymore: bloke is outside doing some work on the healthcare business across from Tim's flat, Tim goes outside, walks up to the guy, films him and mumbles schizophrenically, bloke stares at Tim for a bit then into the camera wondering what the fuck is going on.

>>74532889
heh... we are anonymous... we are legion...


expect us.

if everybody had an ocean
across the usa
then everybody'd be surfin
like californ-eye-ay

>>74532805
see how it is clearly

"don't mess me around sunshine"

not

"don't mess with me sunshine"


dumb harassing autist can't even get it right

>>74532826
iktf lad

>>74532829
Reckon it's me. Work in a call centre on a cool £17/k per annum.

>>74532826
I've given up on guessing what girls want from me

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>Don't let these soppy cunts influence you, start to switch the posts up and really mess with his head

>>74532826
Just read How to Win Friends and Influence People. Changed my life.

I'm still a pathetic sociophobic hermit, but on the rare occasions I do talk to people, I'm a lot more confident and engaging.

>>74532886
>eastern euros take it seriously

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VSqsLjxulQ0

>>74532793
her body is almost identical to my oneitis

she's 26 and like 149 cm tall

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>>74532793
BEGONE THOT

>>74532829
janny

>>74532902
Ford posting?

>>74532925
£17/hr? I make $15/hr, and I know £s are worth more than Canadian $s.

Fuck you and your extra income. You fucking fatcat.

>>74532967
fantastic post

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>TIM, DO YOU NEED HELP?
I need you out of business sunshine
>I need you out of business?
yeah you're messing me around and I need you out of business

>>74532889
>>74532889
you are one sick little shit my man. messing with a mentally ill man like that is disgusting. Serve you right if you become old and decrepit and some little toerags start tormenting you.

>>74532980
rob ford, newtwat

>>74532951
is it actually decent?

seems so long to read through

>>74532951
I have read it.

>dude just be interested in what other people have to say lmao
You can't choose to be interested in something or someone.

If you could everyone would just choose to be interested in boring shit which leads to lucrative careers.

need to suck a cock right now

Is tim actually mentally ill?

>>74532826
This. I'm not good-looking, but people who look worse than me on all accounts still have gfs.

>>74532986
are you blind or just a fucking idiot

he says he makes £17,000 a year

chin yourself into oblivion

Interested to see how/if Brexit will make a difference to how well UK does in Eurovision desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>74532903
How long for

>>74532805
hooting
he's better now desu

>>74532995
Oh fuck off I'll decimate your jaw if you get cheeky again

Tim deserves everything the fat oily mong

>>74532986
No, £17,000 per year. Didn't mean to put that slash in there. Works out as like £8 per hour.

>>74533017
*drops my trousers*
ooh nooo.... i reaally neeed a belt
*leaves my trousers around my ankles*

>>74533029
reckon we'll get booed like russia in 2014

>>74532903
Also how is Saigon?

Some other good ones off the top of my head:

>Polish DPD driver gets sick of Tim and chases him up the stairs of his flat

>Dentist staff bang on their door and laugh at Tim while he's filming

>Tim is filming outside ranting about the dentist when he suddenly rounds the corner onto Dukes Place and Tim shits himself

>Tim chases a Sainsburys worker and his trousers fall down

>Tim films a Sainsburys worker smoking like a mille away from his flat while pacing around his flat mumbling

>>74532751
>>74532765
>>74532810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3DtTnz0q5Q&list=PL5D1D9EFE824CC3D0&index=43

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Anzu please choke me

>>74533057
*notices your big willy*
oh my!
*starts sucking it*

>>74532905
Find it pal
>>74533067
Link em

I'm the most prestigious since I live in a big villa compound overlooking the jungle like in Scarface.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st3H3zBb6fM#t=1348

No more piano!!

bout to watch a man bum an arse

cannot IMAGINE anyone making less than me

>>74533029
It inevitably will. It's going to be a massive display of European ostracisation of Britain.

>>74533067
>Polish DPD driver gets sick of Tim and chases him up the stairs of his flat

This one is an absolute classic, swear the guy threatens him

NEED this linked

>>74533029
what if we entered a disabled black muslim tranny with a beard

there is literally no way they couldn't vote for us then

>>74533030
sounds like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QiiakE5oI

>>74533057
Don't worry mate I'll help you

*Pulls your pants back up and tightens then up with a belt*

All done!

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>>74533071

>>74532905
kek! sounds similar to videos that used to get posted on /x/ of some crazy bitch in New York or somewhere who was convinced the local UPS guys were gangstalking her and she would record herself confronting them and babbling insane shit while they'd just stare at her with gaping mouths. some were used to dealing with her and would just be telling her to fuck off or ignoring her. awkward but lulzy af

>>74533083
going to look for them one day and add them to my big Tim playlist
>>74533119
yeah, think it might be the only time Tim has actually been in danger in any of his videos. the guy probably would have thumped him.

*pulls his pants back down*

fancy a pint

>>74533131
thanks pal :)

I have a PhD in Music Therapy and a BA in Art History.

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>>74533069

>>74533036
>>74533063
idk, until I'm sick of it I guess
minimum six months but probably no more than a couple years
now I just need a loyal gf to cook and clean my house for me while I mess about.

hate neets, hate benes, hate tim, not a wagie, just don't like them is all

*pulls his pants back up*

>>74533067
link to first

what do you think would happen if I went and sat on Tim's garden shed

would he film me?

I'm going to start spamming Tim on /b/ and tell them to harass him

Tim's not getting off this easy

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I wonder what Anzus armpit smells like

>>74533197
So you're not going to teach English?

How does Saigon compare to Hanoi? Is it still a cluster fuck off bikes?

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>>74532826

>>74533197
>>74533063
not been much around Saigon, only the north/NE bit of it since its right over the river from where I am.
HCM is fucking gigantic anyways and too scary to drive around

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Weather is too nice

>>74533231
t. Viney

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>this weird nonce obsessed with a woman that looks like a child

*cums on swede poster*

Hate life.

Hate having no friends.

Hate work.

Hate having no hobbies and being constantly bored.

Hate having no gf.

Love pints.

Not even a bottom-feeding NEET, just don't like it.

>>74533092
absolutely out of order

>>74533067
>Tim chases a Sainsburys worker and his trousers fall down

LEL oh god someone find this

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@74533272
I'm just a lad with a crush

>>74533069
based old man trying to help tim and scare off the ruffians

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>>74533234
Day old Dolma.

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lads do you measure your penis bone pressed?

a nonce with a crush*

>>74533006
Reading it is just the beginning, there's a bit of work needed too, but it's the best time investment you can make imo.

>>74533007
If you immediately dismiss what someone is saying as boring, even just to yourself, then you're gonna come off as a cunt. Pay extra attention, search for that bit of common ground and be open to what they're saying. Someone's on about a film you didn't like, maybe talk about other stuff the actor or director has done that you liked, or something in the same genre. Don't just go "nah Twilight's shit though, don't waste my time with that trash." Instead, how about talk about the Gary Oldman Dracula, or Interview with the Vampire, or What We Do in the Shadows. Being aware that a Twilight fan is unlikely to have read Shelley's original novel is also part of it. It's really not hard when you drop the cynicism and try to enjoy the interaction, no matter how little you seem to have in common.

*scoops your cum up into a cup*
e-excuse me sir, you dropped this

>>74533316
crypto-paedo runt

My cock is easily eight inches, not even bone pressed

>>74533067
>Tim records a gang of teenagers outside his window and they start shouting and bantering with him calling him a pedo

>>74532826
>tfw will never get a bf or gf because of this
Feeling low desu then again Im to an alal boys school so maybe I'll get one once I leave

>>74533328
Only way to measure is from the rectum, all the way down through the gooch and right up to the tip.

>>74533242
I am teaching, but I have lots of money anyways, I just don't want to drain it while I'm here, so actually having a job tops off my spending
bit shit though, kids are dipshits and won't listen half the time.

>>74533328
i'm too skinny for it to make a difference

>>74533234
your posts are getting worse
Fuck off

>>74533067
>Tim chases a Sainsburys worker and his trousers fall down
crying, link please

>>74533392
pics x

need to convince tim that ocado delivery people are trying to mess with him

new varg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moN67R7Vew0

>>74533368
What age group you teaching?

found the one where Tim nearly gets attacked by the delivery driver

https://youtu.be/I1aWaquoOyY?t=1152

>>74533361
post it

so-o-oo-metimes, not o-o-often enou-u-u-u-u-u-ugh

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@74533360

wtf she's older than me

>>74533413
no

my fanny is only 4 inches deep

small men only pls xx

gotta long but thin willy 2bh

Really like this swedish poster but I'm too shy to confront him :(

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bought train sim 2017

played for 45 minutes

got bored

refunded

>>74533433
you've already seen it x
>>74533440
okay :'^(

>>74533447
ah well then you wont want my MONSTER WILLY will you eh
*starts to walk away*

>>74533456
why would you confront him if you liked him?

>>74533422
crying
he's shitting himself

gotta long but thin willy 2bh

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>work tomorrow

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ fuck FUCKKKKKKKKK

>>74533488
Not confront as in an angry way

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hate german poster
hate giving (you)s
love Anzu

feel like my willy didn't grown at all through puberty

why am I such a genetic failure?

>>74533422
what a weird set up. why does he live across the hall from an office

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>work tomorrow

>>74533527
post anzu legs

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>>74533542

>>74533523
confront can only mean in an angry way

you mean you want to ask him on an e-date

>- my hands were shaking in my Piano video today because I was assaulted by an APC delivery driver in the previous video - as I walked into my hallway he drew his fist behind his head and brought it at me without striking me - but clearly assault - I explain what happened

:(

>>74533420
every age group, it sucks, they make me go to like three different schools

kindergardeners make me tired out as fuck and randomly will all start crying, older kids/teens don't listen and are shitheads, best behaved are gradeschool kids

worst is that my hours are erratic, don't have a lot but they often will put them all over the day

>no room for a squat rack in my house
what the FUCK

I'm really glad Tim has largely gotten past the worst phases of his paranoia in the Marlow flat, but god those were some truly entertaining moments

>>74533497
>tfw have a job i actually enjoy
I just drive around a big property in a off road car thing (dunno what you call it in english) picking up junk people threw on the ground, pulling weeds, trimming plants and feeding animals all day.

Can't imagine what sort of pathetic slag would sympathise with Tim

All southerners deserve to suffer

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>>74533583
literally shaking

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>spend the entire work week anticipating the weekend
>spend the entire weekend dreading the workweek
>repeat ad infinitum

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>>74533542
shes the one for me

>B

https://youtu.be/SbP6QAD1ITg?t=1295
a fucken classic

>>74533626
northerners aren't human

>>74533584
So do you teach on your own mostly or with an assistant?

wish i had the courage to constantly dox myself on youtube to point of encouraging identity theft

>>74533644
>no penis
Into the trash it goes

planted some plants, in three months time I will save about £40 with a bountiful crop

carrot cake in the oven x

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>>74533542
my goddess is Turkish

>>74533681
get him GCHQ

>>74533668
oh shut the fuck up already

imagine actually inserting your heard, uncondommed penis into a warm, wet, willing vagina

boggles the mind

protect your little basket case

>>74533726
What's your problem pal

GF IS GETTING AN ABORTION
FUCKING YES LADS WAHEY

>>74533668
depends, some I have a TA and some i don't

I like having a TA because they will go and smack the kids with a block of wood and that's basically all they do

>>74533681
>>74533708
good lads. engaging in meaningful activity is really good for your wellbeing.

>>74532790
Nobody can guess it? Not one patrician film buff in /brit/? Disappointing.

>>74533727
done that several times before
came in it too

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hard labour when the rooster crows

tim lives in the nicest area . shame a lot of mentalists have the best living conditions but are in no shape to enjoy it

>>74533665
would do at least 4 girls there ngl

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>>74533234

>>74533768
that nick cage film

>>74533766
Tell you what's NOT good for your wellbeing and that's being naked in a warm bed in a cold flat, and really needing a wee.

>>74533750
tired of seeing your shitty little inverted costa rican flag posting shit about "le what's it like in vietnam"
unironically would punch a hole through your face if I saw you in real life

love are Rob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdUrl7HR3Uk

yo guys wanna do a meetup in london?

>>74533793
Nope, Nick Cage isn't in it?

>>74533830
why are you in that position

>>74533833
you should relax

x

>>74533839
is this lad like the Tim of going kssksskss at cats

Have noticed that in the past few months it has switched from 4chan memes making their way onto Facebook to the other way around

>>74533833
FOY

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>>74533316

>>74533839
kss kss kss kss

it's hard as hell to do as a native english speaker

>>74533868
he's just some russian guy who films the cats who live in the basement of his tenement and gives them food in return for youtube money

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By the crack 'o dawn; all hands on deck.

>>74533857
Yes. Went to bed naked now the flat is cold. Bursting.

bought a cactus and it doesn't do a fucking thing

adds to my water bill and doesn't even grow

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>bought a cactus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dURW6ZnP8

>>74533908
you shouldn't water cactuses too often

>>74533908
should have got a venus fly trap instead

>>74533945
Fucking hell why did this one get so many views?

big bums
big willies

moving to albania to be with my eurovision wife

>>74533903
why have you only just woken up?

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>>74533644

>>74533896
>return for youtube money
how do you know his videos are monetised?

>>74533908
how often do you water it? about once a month does mine fine

if he lives next to so many health facilities clearly he's been placed there by family or government right?

This mornin'g plan:

Go to the toilet
Wash hands
Put 3 slices of leftover pizza in the George Foreman grill
Get back in bed
5 minutes later, eat pizza

>>74533997
Because I was up until 7am posting on /brit/.

>>74533908
yer supposed to shove it up yer arse

>>74533945
that cat has autism

in the group chat for my house next year, said "alright lads it's all sorted now, safe. Bagsy not having the smallest room" and one of the other lads said "yeah bagsy that too, or we could have an arrangement ;) haha"

literally, LITERALLY, what did he mean by this

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my plan for tomorrow morning:

wake up

go to work

>>74534004
I'm making an assumption here

Watching "Sausage Party"

anyone seen it?

>>74534050
why?

>>74534069
Fuck his boypussy

>>74532548
use scholls

>>74534069
You're getting the smallest room, they'll share the biggest room as lovers and use the spare room to plot against you.

>>74534110
but i dont want to

>>74534100
Because.

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fired up the 'ra

>>74534029
it's 4pm

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Anzu will never put ur face between her thighs

I never wanted this lads why must I hurt so

>>74533945
kss kss kss

>>74534155
So it is. Not going to correct it though.

>>74534154
>not an aeropress
fuck off

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hmmm... it's almost like.... god wills this?

>>74533953
>>74534010
it's not a cactus with spikes
It's some weird looking one, didn't even know it was a cactus till I read the label

I water it whenever the soil goes dry

>>74534198
>I water it whenever the soil goes dry

enjoy your dead plant

>>74534154
impressive

>>74534154
>not Sage by Heston Blumenthal

kys

>>74534197
Don't get your hopes up rorke, will only hurt more when I'm laughing tomorrow

id love to get paid to go outside and feed feral kots

shame theres barely any in the UK

>>74534198
hahaha mate fucked it
you know that cactuses live in the desert right? so they need less water than normal plants

>>74534132
Don't care

>>74534198
>I water it whenever the soil goes dry
don't do this

>>74534197
I had a dream this morning that i woke up and was trying to find the result on the internet but was clumsily searching all the wrong sites and stuff, couldn't find out. Finally found out, and it was Le Pen. Then watched a live video of her in a speedboat going to do French government stuff.

>>74534247
why would this be a job? they would pay you to bring them in for termination

pretty sure macrons going to win but i CANNOT face the shame of another trump brexit

>>74534194
my fucking COFFEE cups cost more than that piece of plastic shite

show that to any Italian and they'll eviscerate you off the face of the earth

reminder to not feed wild animals

they might be cute but learning them to associate humans with food gets them killed

shut up dont care

>>74534303
macrons been far too arrogant just like clinton and bremain

the parallels are just too perfect.

le pen will do it. screen shot this

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>You couldn't protect his smile

when are the frog exit polls even in

>>74534345
Now
>le pen btfo
Don't bother staying up

>>74534314
>not being a thrifty billionaire

crass

Firing up the ol' aeropress

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>>74534253
>>74534289
sort of looks like this

firing up the old bombay sapphire

>>74534404
good lad
already did one
gives me such a zing

>>74534412
do you know the species? why not just google it and find out
those thick leaves look very water-retentive

what's the fuss about these fidget spinners

>>74534345
Tonight.

I reckon the globalists will have rigged it, but I thought that about Trump and Britain's EU referendum. Also, Macron might legit get more votes just because the French are too scared to vote against the wishes of the EU overlords and of offending the muslim hordes, or because they believe the media, or want the welfare Euros the left always promises.

Can't rule out another shock result, but maybe that was a 2016 thing. Haha, can you imagine the crying if Le Pen wins?
>no 2017, not you too!
Fucking babies.

https://youtu.be/QF6ad0FLXA4?t=107

screeching

make a new retards

>>74534469
yeah says online it's tropical so I water it when the soil gets dry

>>74534530
VILE SLUGS FUCK OFF

>>74534428
good lad
already did 5
gives me such a zing

watching The Bear's Show

>>74534404
Might get one. I use a dripper atm and it's good, better than instant and easier than french press, but /ck/ told me the filter papers filter out the oils needed for flavour or something. It does seem a little weaker than other coffee I've had. Does aeropress use filters?