Eurovision opening ceremony LIVE
Eurovision opening ceremony LIVE
Eurovision opening ceremony LIVE
Come watch the cringe LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPaJxwFFZGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPaJxwFFZGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPaJxwFFZGk
>>74531094
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
joke don't even care :^)
alri
>>74531094
*gives you a bump*
Me in the horse mask
>>74531094
hello Latvia, who are we voting for
>>74531590
Hahaha.
>>74531094
Cлaвa Укpajiнi
>>74531094
Rev up those memes
Wait, what?
I thought it was midweek
>bulgarian guy was born in 2000
fug
Lads the bulgie is kinda qt
>>74531640
>bulgaria
Jebać ukrainę
>>74531709
Inaccurate, we get fuck all from Ireland. Ungrateful shites
Just be yourself
who cares the real thing is on tuesday
>>74531709
thats fucking confusing
>>74531732
is that a little boy
>>74531774
So there's no singing today?
>>74531709
which one is poland
or are we irrelevant enough?
>>74531732
not a fan of women with short hair desu
>>74531760
Wołyń
możemy powtórzyć
>>74531094
Do we have any memetical singer this year?
CROASHAAAA
There's a legitimate risk I'll never have a gf
Shit, it's already been a year since the last one?
>>74531686
Caлo ypoнили! Гepoям caлa!
>>74531818
cute
>>74531830
Time passes so FAST
>Croatia
A fat sultan, lmao
>>74531818
Możesz się zesrać.
>>74531818
Holodomor. Willing to execute.
>>74531094
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPaJxwFFZGk
Can't watch in Canada :(
>>74531711
this
wot's happenin here?
>watching globalist marxist propaganda
Fuck medcucks
forgot pic
>>74531943
this guy is 100% tatar blood, I'm voting for him
>tfw I don't even know who represents poland
wew
Eurovision is pure cringe, why does it still exists?
>>74531927
Sven is right!
>>74531927
>Marxism
>Globalist
Um no sweetie x globalism is what capitalists use for cheap labour and more people to sell to
>>74531807
You tell me
>>74531981
0 points cuck reporting in
>>74531935
Funny pic my friend, I have a better one though
>>74531983
I don't think anyone actually watches Eurovision unironically at this point
>nwo
>marxist
/pol/tards never fails to amuse
>>74532000
Dont expect much this year as well, lmao
that production value doe
>>74531935
too bad you look even worse than the left one, mohammed
Wait, is the competition already today or is this just some gay opening thing?
>chech republic
>not chechia
kek
>>74531094
>the ukraine
>>74531094
WHY?
Why watch this? What's the point?
>>74532039
I hope so.
>czech porn star at eurovision
jk I love you pepiks
ugly czech hoe, where are the qt's?
she just got out of a van and they start asking her stupid questions
>>74532110
Memes
also bettings odds
https://www.oddschecker.com/tv/eurovision/winner
>>74532110
That movie was fun
>>74532024
Calm down Janis, he could suicide for real. God knows how long it's been since he last saw the sun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8oPJx3OQcU
Why are Ukrainians so butthurt, even about stuff like this?
>>74532119
Don't talk like that to my waifu, you piece of shit
>>74532048
From what I have seen and heard from our song I expect that we uphold our tradition of embarrassing our ancestors live on stage.
I am gonna root for the next best thing then. Go Cechia!
>>74532024
>Finland
>western Europe
>>74532144
>tfw didn't see the sun for 3-4 months this winter
>>74532110
shitposting about it
it's a tradition
TWELVE POINTS FOR DENMARK
>looks incredibly gorgeous you know
Kek he's doing the virgin talk
>>74532172
you might want to reconsider as you are rooting for a crack-dependent hoe
T H I C C
Thick denamrk viking babe
>>74532079
>not chechnya
>>74532177
im stealing this, thanks
>>74532211
But I need to somewhat identify with the country I am rooting for. Qts are appreciated though. Except for kebabs
>>74532244
Tjockislibbe?
Holy shit Estonia.
>>74532280
ingen bryr sig
eesti
T H I N N
BRAVO ESTONIA
hahahahah how fucked are we this year lads
reckon we'll be last? probably will tbf
where did estonia is nordic memes come from?
>>74532215
Wow and you call that thicc?
>eesti
what the fuck is with that male presenters voice
why do we care about this again
>tfw we sent a refugee artist to show how progressive we are
>>74532348
I think he is trying to act funny
>>74532381
not refugee, but proud member of Swedish society...
>F.Y.R. of Macedonia
cute
I hope eur*pee is tolerant and the winner will be a gril (male) from france/sweden (somalia).
Wtf, i thought macedonians were shitskins??
>maceQTdonia
>F.Y.R. of Macedonia
>>74532119
Czechs are ugly cucks
>>74532437
hot babe
>>74532437
>slavs
>shitskins
m8
>>74532437
true daughter of Macedon
do you remember?
i remember
>>74532355
I always laugh at the obvious political motivations and shit. Russia winnig is pretty fun,too.
>>74532381
Is this true ?
>>74531709
>remove jury voting pleaseeeeee
This is why we need jury. They're still a bit biased, but it's better than this bullshit.
Is that how Swedes sound? He has the same accent as a Czech lad I knew.
M A I N I T T U
what the fuck
he said vodka is very cheap
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
why do they find the weirdest possible people to be presenters
swedish alcoholic
Finland
And they're all speaking English. Says a lot really.
>>74532554
THICCland
Is it the annual "Unholy ties" con?
>niggers
aaaand day ruined
>>74532110
everyone hates it but then comes the big evening and we get a huge rate of shitposting
why are there nigger presenters in Ukraine tho
why there are niggers?
FINLAND
I
N
L
A
N
D
Medcucks never can compete
>Celebrate diversity
>Ukraine
LMAO, good job Ukraine, you want to join EU?
>>74532497
one of these is not like the others
>it's a dream come true
>yeah yeah yeah yeah
What did she mean by this?
the only 2 blacks in ukraine
>>74532630
>>74532638
celebrate diversity, duh
FRANCE IS CUTE
C U T E
>France
>meh
>>74532598
>>74532630
>>74532638
it's all about eurotolerance
but really there's no niggers in ukraine
VERY lewd dress
>france
what a dissapointed
>>74532703
her legs are nice, but flat
>FRANCE
>OUI
is she maghreb
>>74532707
there's obviously at least 2
>>74532707
>but really there's no niggers in ukraine
Well how about you fascist fucks let some niggers in? Maybe you could join the EU then.
>shilling the english in the song
God damn it translations exist, you don't need to shoehorn in english lyrics for people to understand.
Why is everything so cringy.
>georgia
>yes
what a semen slurping show
call me when salvador arrives
jesus fucking christ eurovision is so cringy
>>74532736
she's still cute, I would prefer her in a simple sundress
>The... main message... of my song... is... that... you...
Lel, she just made it up
>georgia
>not white
>american accent
WHAT THE FUC
>flag disatached
WOOOOW
lmfao her flag
>Georgia flag comes of
>she doesn't even notice
>that flag
L.O.L.
>>74532785
It's Eurovision bro
>That's the choice of the dress y'know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPp37uz8vUs
r8 our song
>that flag
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74532785
it's eurovision
>>74532779
i thought poles weren't eurocucks
>>74532849
Georgia is a state in the United States, m8
>>74532785
Everything jews make is cringy, that's how we can spot the shilling.
>>74532884
10/10 dicks
>>74532884
catchy t b h
>>74532846
yea lmao
>>74532881
kek
Last year this thread was pinned
>>74532707
>there's no niggers in ukraine
>>74532884
notmusic/10
>>74532660
That's because she's a nigger.
>>74532932
based sweden
>>74532926
this isn't the song contest, it's just the opening ceremony with people arriving n sheit
>>74532926
Also Belarus has the best song
0 points incoming crauts
help me
I feel scare and frigten
Can you be more cliché than that?
>>74532707
Except for your 2012 entry
>>74532932
So they have 8.1% niggers?
Still less than SwedenAKAniggerland.
I WANT TO A GERMANY
LARGE german women
now that's a german woman
>>74532926
This is basically the red carpet of eurovision. I don't know why I'm even watching this.
>from the Armenia
what did (s)he mean by this
>>74532896
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again you FASCIST, RACIST BIGOT!
>>74532972
I like the grill and the song is adorable
Based Armenia not being cucked by English.
URA!
how do ukrainians feel about foreigners shitting up their capital
Would pay her debts/10
>>74533066
Their capital is already shit
>>74531094
>all those russians hiding behind foreign flags
This explains it all.
> greece
>tfw another year without Eleftheria Eleftheriou
Fells bad man. At least she's a little qt
denbt girl a cute
>celerate diersity
Take a shot anytime diversity is mentioned
Is that tranny presenting again tonight?
God we're not even gonna reach the fucking finals
>>74533098
she was so fucking hot
why normal people are so weird?
>>74533106
I still need to come up with a drinking game for Saturday
A B O
B
O
>this is my first time in Europe
What
The guy now looks like RotS Anakin.
Ok, not even memes can make me watch this for any longer. See you on the 13th.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
h
>Sends an abo to Europe
>from hungry
Is that Hungar girl wearing a leather sack?
>>74533168
yeah, after the high ground incident
>>74533129
i know right. She was my crush during my teenage years kek. Can't remember any other time getting horny at eurovision desu
>>74532177
it is
>>74532024
literally fake pic
magyar cigany
>>74533198
Looks Turkish as fuck
our hungarians don't look this islamic baka
>hungarians sent gypsies
Why?
>Italy
>not muslim
>>74533226
worse, it's a gyppo
>>74533183
Well you sent an asian last year and nearly won. And year is the year of Diversity, if there's any time to send an abo it's now.
looks romanian
>>74533236
Because they're Transylvanian, and by default white
why did iceland send lady gaga?
hmmmm
EYEsland
iceland lady gaga?
one of these iceland dudes probably played for the dentists in euro 2016
>>74533277
>>74533282
I thought she looked familiar.
URMAZING
>Shqip teeth
>>74533253
That was hungary you sperg
what the fuck were those crawling girls doing?
the dress of that albanian was qt desu :3
could heem this vile little runt
why are we still in this
hasn't sbs wasted enough federal funds on this garbage
>>74531094
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74533333
nice digits
>so much boipussy this year
I am pleased
>>74533260
>rusnacul care posteaza pe /balk posteaza si aici
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>74533333
what the fuck are these numbers doing?
i want 2 marry albania
i liked the ppl crawling on the floor also
and i liked the extreme zooms on the camera
what a show
LMAO "im pretty well"
>>74533372
We are Europe now
You need to accept this
>>74533386
Nu sunt rutean
What the fuck i missed georgia, anyone got a screencap of the shitskin i'm too lazy
>>74533321
>Anglos talking about teeth
>this lad is two months younger than me and from the same county
>he's accomplished more than I ever will
Feels bad.
>Azerbaijan
it was russian lang from azeri grill
albania is cute even despite her teeth
How the fuck does Ireland sound like totally pre-pubescent when he sings but he's completely normal talking? Normally once the balls drop you can hear it but with him you can't.
>>74533417
mortii ma-tii de suka bliat importat din moldova
I AM THE HORSE
pls give us some points this year
I like where this is going
who are the horse people and what are they doing
>>74533474
autism
>>74533339
Shes blacked tho reeeeeeee
the fuck is gosling doing here?
>>74533501
>he don't know about ukrainian Minotaurs
>>74533483
At least you'll get more than us.
>>74533501
They invited /mlp/
>>74533501
>he's never participated in ponyplay
>>74533501
horsing around
>"Euro"vision
>>74531094
>Israel
For fucks sake, this is called EUROVISION
GTFO
ah yes israel
OY VEY
Oy vey!
>>74533485
>>74533518
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]
>>74533485
thats her bf
>jews
competition over
>>74533529
We can do penalty kicks for second last place britbro
Are you also bothered by Aussies?
>>74533597
good goy
>>74533597
no because australians are europeans
>>74532437
Hot damn didn't know she had 10/10 tits, that fucking make up tho
So why are Australians still in Eurovision? Wasn't this a one time thing for the anniversary or something?
>armenia
>israel
>azerbaijan
>>74533501
Working on their sax solo.
>>74533641
British commonwealth
ciao tutti!
>>74533641
no this is their third year they /eurovision/ now
>there terrible completely written out unoriginal questions
Did the dutch qt's already show up?
>No monkey
Italy you disappoint me.
LA SCIMMIA NUDA BALLA
>>74533641
we bought friends, theyre a great laugh
>italy
he looks like a maffia mario kek
tfw monkey
who's the hottest girl this year? post pics please
>/ourguy/
OURGUY
>/ourguy/
>we all are monkeys
>they show nigger
can't make this shit up!
>No monkey
kek what are you doing latvia
>>74533682
i got it when australians were invited for the first time
goddamn i was right
> latvia
> beautiful women
what the fuck latvia
>2 tumblrfags and 2 bydlos
xd
>latvia
just like in my chineese cartoons
>>74533641
It was but everyone likes them enough to keep them.
Countries like Isreal and Azerbaijan can fuck right off though.
Lativ afuck off, your not a feminist country. WHat are you doing? WTF, you were supposed to stop degeneracy
>is it a Ukrainian designer
>Yes
>I could tell, you look like a whore
I hope Belarus will win.
>>74533799
>99
I didn't plan this
B
REMINDER THAT OUR OFFICIAL /OURGUY/S ARE ITALY AND PORTUGAL
DON'T SHILL FOR THE ABO OR THE SWEDEKEK
I REPEAT, ITALY AND PORTUGAL ARE /OURGUY/S
>out own language
>even more identical to Russian than Ukrainian
power pop bantz
>>74533820
Apologize for the cringe
>>74533838
This
>power pop
>what does it mean?
>uuhhhh powerful pop
dis nigga
that is one ugly dude
>Power pop
>What does it mean?
>Powerful pop
What the fuck was she expecting
shouldn't be there lik emore people?
>>74533838
Belarus is a cute! CUTE!
>>74533858
pls take the win, I'm happy with 2nd place
hosting this crap would bankrupt us more than we already are
Montenegro is very gay this year
why are these questions so shit
>>74533858
I would be happy if either of you win.
Better not a a fucking Scandi country though.
>>74533915
Celebrate diversity!
Where is Salvador already
>>74531094
ohboyohboyohboyohboy
will their be any ladybois representing their emasculated countries this year?
>>74533867
I heard you talking shit about Belarus
poland when?
How old is this kid?
>so gorgeous
lol
THE DUTCH GIRLS SHOULD WIN
They were really cute back in the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8HcOE45FEw
>>74533986
there one on right now
bulgarian fagot hitting on a nigger
Is Bulgaria gayer this year or in 2006 with Azis?
>>74533986
Nah, this year is the pro-refugee year
>>74533993
he was born in 2000, so 17
This kid is /ourguy/?
Epic sax guy is hear lads, the meme quota has been filled
Holy shit that's the epic sax guy band
Moldova status: JUST
>white af1s at a ceremony
fucking half slavshits
>>74534031
He just called 2 niggers gorgeous. I'm afraid he's not
HOWLING
>which one is you?
SCREAMIng
which one are you? what kind of question is that?
>tfw Sunstroke project is competing this year
This is /ourguy/
Russia when? Will they annex ukraine?
>>74534057
>half
No, they're just slavs at this point
>>74534108
>Russia
b&
>>74534078
why? bump limit doesn't stop anyone from posting, does it?
POLAND A CUTE
>spain
>looking like faggots with generic faggotmusic in the background
>sweden
>100kg of makeup
dont know what i expected
>>74531762
We give you at least 8 point every year