/brit/

mandatory gfs for all

>>74525278
>>7452527
>same time but my one is first

pssh...nothing personnel pekka

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>MUH EVIL TORIES
If Conservatives are so bad then why did they get a majority win last election?

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>>74525445
agatha doesn't swing that way

got ocd, adhd, mdd, gad, and stpd

hoping to see Macron win today

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why do yanks only ever seem to banter Britain for having the TV licence? lots of european countries seem to have an equivalent

>>74525477
the British public are mentally dulled unwoke and driven by tabloids and simplistic narratives.

I can post my entire diatribe regarding the British serf.

Honestly I reckon I won't vote in this upcoming general election. Just don't really care who wins, most likely it'll be the Tories it seems but even if it's not then who cares?

>>74525481
you just know her lips have been around a warm cock

>>74525477
conservatives stand for whatever Britain is right now, and lefties hate Britain. they want us to be more like Europe, more like Germany, more like Sweden or the Netherlands

The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. Hed sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from yhe table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification, to the elite. And why should he be woken from his dream, kate middleton did it (so did the footballers and allan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them csn join or else the elite wouldnt be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.

Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him

i literally never eat breakfast and have never suffered because of it

>>74525496
Good post.
*Flicks open the 'conomist

can't even fathom living in 2018

would heem every person who has ever said 'i'd like to speak to the manager'

>>74525540
not a word

>>74525540
shall (not)

'magine being such a bent lefty melt you ACTUALLY say "rorke"

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>>74525515
bet that gets you off doesn't it?

>>74525554
I did that once when I was drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ep6TUfprGc

been watching this TV movie. actually quite enjoying it. Nick Clegg seems to be the main character but David Cameron is the most interesting

>>74525564
'orke

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gf just sent me this

>>74525566
extra marital affairs are different to cuckold you spastic

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>>74525511
don't worry mate i have it saved

>>74525566
based french not falling for the marriage meme

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>>74525561
>>74525562
Ah yes the peasant.

Rather than inform himself of his predicament, he'll continue to play the part of pawn for his gilded masters.

>It's a lefty uses a Harry Potter or Star Wars analogy when talking about politics

>>74525592
'sheed

so you're telling me that in france, a fringe turbororke party actually stands a chance of winning a federal election?

>>74525496
I hope we can have civil relations when the EU fails. Sorry about that too btw.

>>74525603
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/661374/IRA-and-ISIS-working-together-to-launch-CAR-BOMB-CAMPAIGN-on-Britain

reminder that the IRA/ISIS headline is not a joke

screeching at little englanders tbqh

>>74525626
no

>>74525566
redpilled frogs

>>74525596
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cuckold
>A man married to an unfaithful wife, especially when he is unaware or unaccepting of the fact
are you not comfortable with using the appropriate term for your kink, jean?

>>74525540

nary a pixel reached the peripheries

>>74525626
the state of sheed's
trembling in anticipation of being fucked by the aryans

>>74525647
>David McNarry, the chair of the Northern Irish branch of Ukip, revealed to Express.co.uk a growing partnership between the two terrorist groups in Ireland which he labelled "extremely worrying."

ah yes, very reliable source

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>amarna miller ATK GF pov

>>74525652
even then
cuckold is 100 times more acceptable than your anime noncery

>>74525663
>the state of sheed's
the state of sheed's what?

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gf just sent me this

>>74525420
when lefty women have tattoos all over themselves along with fake piercings, fake hair color, fake glasses, fake everything and a nasty victim/persecution complex... conservative women seem extremely appealing

>>74525656
me on the left

>>74525597
ah how convenient! it turns out everyone who disagrees with me is stupid!

>>74525656
that thing on the right is definitely the sort of runt that is obsessed with Dr Who and Sherlock

>>74525647
I saw a false article on the express which was saying that a German MP was ordering the UK to disband the commonwealth of nations.

I read the actual quote and the german MP literally had said 'brexit is an opportunity to reform british tax-haven policy'

I wrote a comment fully explaining how this comment did not imply what the express was saying it did and how it was actually a stance many express readers may agree with if presented in a different way. However the post never passed the express's moderation.

Meanwhile on articles regarding that riot in france, over the police raping the black guy with a baton - lots of comments about how the police should just shoot them all (presumably passing the express's moderation standards)

>>74525656
stop posting this her face angers me

Jeremy Vine tweeted about how shit UKIP did in the locals and had a load of turbo rorkes raging at them.

Looking at their profiles every other tweet is them moaning about foreigners. Very weird.

>>74525707
do you ever step off /pol/ you absolute mongo

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I work in a call centre. Might start the practice of hanging up on customers who are angry right at the offset so as to avoid having to deal with their complaints.

When you answer the phone there is a period of maybe 15-20 seconds where you ask for their reference information and then you load their file. It is only when you click into their file that your name gets logged on the file history.

So if you purposefully hang up on them AFTER having been in the file, whoever they speak to when they phone right back will be able to know it was you when the customer says "whoever I spoke to before hung up on me". But I reckon if I hang up on them before going into their file if I can tell they're going to be angry pricks then I might get away with it.

Of course every button click either on the phones or the computer is monitored. My downfall might be if someone, somewhere is tasked with collating the data for handlers who press the Release button within 10 seconds or so of a call starting. After all that would be very hard to explain / justify if asked why you were doing it, especially more than once.

>>74525647
clearly fake news and not worth considering

at the end of the day why would anyone trust the words of a paper that costs 10p

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>>74525735
Hate Rorkes
Love quiche
Not racist just don't like em simple as

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>>74525690
>anime
she's human you mental deficient
>>74525711
i save all the posts that make me think

>>74525647
I didn't have any opinion on the Express previously but, fucking wew. Proper blatant fake news.
It's insane that made it as an article.

love pints love foreners hate rorkes

I'm studying about the UK's opt-outs in the EU
>Schengen Agreement
>Economic and Monetary Union
>Charter of Fundamental Rights of the EU
>Area of freedom, security and justice
I don't really understand what these opt-outs are for, except for the Schengen Agreement. I can guess Schengen is because UK being an island nation, but what about the other three?

>m-muh sovereignty

>>74525772
but you wouldn't even notice her if she didnt put on all that anime esque makeup
nonce

Would you rather be a beloved liar or a hated honest man? Since for many the choice is obvious, the previous you literally can't sleep at all, the latter you sleep like a junebug (very well).

>>74525765
is that will smith's son?

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*blocks your path*

>>74525776
50 years from now the express will still be asking the important questions about maddy

>>74525799
heard someone say once that a lie is sweet in the beginning, but bitter in the end

and truth is bitter in the beginning and sweet in the end

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>>74525791
>this faggot is still responding to me
mate get over it

>>74525812
*takes a picture and posts it on /brit/*

>>74525740
never been there in my life

>>74525735
twitter bios like:

Leeds United season ticket holder. father to three beautiful kids. #LovesTheDarts. #UKIP

>>74525812
golborne Road mentioned

http://www.strawpoll.me/12913475
http://www.strawpoll.me/12913475
http://www.strawpoll.me/12913475
http://www.strawpoll.me/12913475

>>74525801
yeah hes just a friend though

this nonce even linked studies about female faces to prove to everyone that his taste for young looking females wasnt noncy! sad!

>>74525445
>shes 22
yeah but she's so innocent

>wonder if threemilkT has
Literal nonce

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>>74525851
top slag

>>74525441
overthinking is one of the concepts I keep coming back to to as well funnily enough, bit spooky how similar our minds are.

and yeah I'm terrified of opening myself emotionally, especially gf wise, whenever I've gotten with women I get fully pissed the same night so I can breach that awkward barrier. must be one of my biggest insecurities, there's a girl in one of my courses who seems interested in me atm but genuinely do not know how to show it or how to approach her. she was asking me about past relationships a few days ago and didn't know how to tell her I'm a massive spaz while trying to sell myself, worried she thinks I'm not interested now and has gone off me. also an issue because she's described me as "mellow" and I'm a pretty calm person so she may not believe there's a fucked internal storm inside me and doesn't know what I think of her

never done acid but imagine that does make it worse, I've tried clean healthy living for the past few weeks and it seems to help (maybe only because I was worried at being a lanklet a few months back).

have you got any mental stuff that runs in your family? like to put my issues down to my grandfather because he has fully fucked anxiety, was recently labelled as "cognitively impaired" by his doctor, basically meant he was retarded and couldn't make any legal decisions but my aunt helped him overturn that (has to take meds though). don't know whether it's any easier to believe this is just something genetic over something I can fix

>>74525794
Das Kapital is one of the most influential books in the history of economics and is perhaps the most thorough study of an economic system ever recorded. mad how people are freaking out about him saying this.

>>74525838
Yeah they all have the same shit about being a dad/husband, loving football and some bang on about being Christian.

Is there a template somewhere these guys follow? What's even weirder is seeing middle aged men retweet shit about /pol/.

>>74525858
Thought you were rangebanned

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do you reckon this image is janny safe

not the best of days for the 'Palace yesterday if I'm being QUITE honest

>>74525787
>Economic and Monetary Union
having monetary policy decided abroad for a country like the UK (London being a massive finance hub) means any minor issue on the continent will disproportionately affect us. We also want the queen on our coins tHANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>>74525794
ah yes, let's sum up a very dense and influential economic piece in 3 lines with our little propaganda poster
fuck commies amirite

>>74525838
>thinking children, even his own, are beautiful
hm, potential nonce

>>74525880
love her

want my face in her fanny

what's her name again?

Not that anyone would or should care but Charli XcX (that vapid slag you guys keep posting) is half Indian. I think it's one of those North Indian ethnicities like Kashmiri or Punjabi with pale skin and hooked noses and are 90% Muslim.

>>74525880
bet that fucking reeks

ahh yes lower capital gains tax.

Because I really benefit a small decrease in tax on the £100 squid a month aside on investments (which i only do to at least stay afloat with inflation, not intending to be the market), in the same way that literal billionaires who put millions into investments do.

OFFICIAL POWERRANKINGS OF INDIVIDUAL TYPES OF BUG'S ABILITY TO FLY OUT OF AN OPEN WINDOW ON A HOT DAY

>Top Tier
1. Bluebottles
2. Bumblebees
3. Houseflies
...
...
>Shit tier
9001. Wasps

>Don't actually want to leave once inside tier
xxx. Moths
xxx. Daddy longlegs

>Insufficient Data tier
???. Ladybirds
???. Butterflies
???. Dragonflies

I am open to revising these powerrankings if provided with additional data.

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>>74525436
think this lad is a goal umpire for the afl womens competition

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Do they have penguins in Hjaltlandseyjar!?!?!?!¿!?!

>>74525939
>intending to beat* the market

why is twitter so much bigger culturally in the UK than anywhere else

Reminder we can financially support ourselves leaving out of the EU, we're not Spain for fuck sake where if they left it would be disastrous.

very drunk and hungry last night with no food in
decided to spread butter over some playing cards and eat them and now my guts are in agony

I despise the blatant classism in /brit/. It's 'sanitation engineer', not 'janitor' or 'janny'. You guys probably literally eat off a silver platter and burn £100 notes in front of the poor.

taylor swift is the ultimate emperor's new clothes

>>74525871
it's not weird because /pol/ are just rebranding your average chav on the street style racism as edgy and cool with pepes and anime. but at the end of the day it's still conservative racist shite and it appeals to Mike, 35, from Sunderland who works at a mechanics in the same way it appeals to Brad, 17, from Ohio who never leaves his house.

>>74525942
ladybirds are SHITE, they just sit around, never fucking use their wings nor noggin
in fact if you have too many they all amass in the corner of the room and eat each other, proper rank

>>74525981
Pretty sure it's huge in America and Japan.

>>74525962
multiverse doesn't exist, and even if it did it wouldn't be infinite

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gf keeps sending me these fucking pics
can't make sense of them what the fuck is that

>>74525996
dunno lad in some of her pictures posted here she'd definitely get it

seems like she would be unpleasant to actually talk to though

>>74525942
really like this post

random powerrankings are really underrated posts.

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taylor swift is a literal autist

i am a very sexual person but my oneitis is "almost asexual" in her words

she doesn't like me anymore so i shant worry about it but i do feel guilty about having lewd thoughts about her

cheers

>>74525981
it's still not entirely caught on in ireland. people here are facebook mongs till the end.

>>74525996
Not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I would thoroughly enjoy it if she walked around in invisible fabric showing it off to the world. She wears very little as is, but to see her waltzing around nude with her vag on show would be marvelous.

>>74526007
recent stuff (like the hewillnotdivideus streams) proved that /pol/ posters were also people of color

Taylor is peng and has peng music

>>74525996
don't get why white "people" find her attractive

>>74526023
it's a vortex

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47rkysMXRYQ

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>>74526069
why's she sending me pics of them
the fuck is wrong with her

>>74526057
>peng music
WRONG

love rorkes. simple as

was reading an article about a lady working with food aid

why is there so much poverty in the UK?

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>>74525884
Thanks, can't believe I missed that, when I've just read pic related a few hours ago.

What about
>Charter of Fundamental Rights of the EU
>Area of freedom, security and justice
tho? Or might some other anons shed some knowledge on that?

spent 4 hours yesterday watching YouTube videos of cyclists fighting with drivers

need to sort my life out

>>74525996
if she was 5 inches shorter she would be, and I say this with complete sincerity, THE most attractive woman in the world.

reckon arsehole posting should be a gimmick

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lel

>>74526098
no you don't, those videos are quality

post some of your favs

>>74526086
UK has a giant underclass thanks to smoking/drinking during pregnancy

Speak Now > Red > Fearless > s/t > 1989

>>74526098
>that black bint who got jailed for getting arsey with Jeremy Vine

justice

>>74526098
come day of the rope, cagers are first in the queue

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>>74526112
yodeling at this image

>>74526086
government think giving free shit to pakis home and abroad is more important than looking after british families.

>>74526106
manlet AND shit taste

impressive

>>74526113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240

cager rage kino

>>74526106
manlet

What else do you lads look at besides /brit/ on the 'chon?
Went on many boards all the time for years but I cannot bring myself to look at those runtoid ramblings anymore quite abruptly, dunno what happened. Only come here now and sometimes some other /int/ threads

>>74526112
I am unbelievably bad at those exact types of "guess the word from the images" puzzles. They do a round of it every year on Big Fat Quiz of the Year and I have literally never been able to decipher them.

>>74526086
thatcherism ruined millions

new attack on titan episode is a mud ting boys

>>74526156
used to be pretty active on /r9k/, even was part of skype group but i stopped going there about 2 years ago. Stopped going on /mu/ too now i only use /brit/ i guess, mainly just read and laugh :)

>>74526156
>I cannot bring myself to look at those runtoid ramblings anymore

Ahh yes talking about poo and wanking on /brit/ is much better

>>74526156
/diy/ and /trv/ once in a while
maybe /n/
rarely see interesting threads though

>>74525942
Bluebottles and houseflies are shitlicking cunts. Bumblebees, and daddy longlegs to a lesser extent are just decent lads that took a wrong turn somewhere. They deserve respect and kindness. Yeah I'm white knighting.
Dragonflies are massive. Noisy and a bit scary.
Fuck wasps.

>>74526199
That reveal was honestly the most interesting thing that was left to happen in the story. It's dull crap from here on out. Also they probably won't even make an S3.

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A design concept of a future city (1939)

Very interesting

>>74526186
it ruined the millions of stupid runts who cant survive without social welfare yeah, which is the point

>>74526156
tried posting in other threads but everywhere else is literally too slow.

>>74526156
/brit/ and the occasional match thread on /sp/ is the last place i come on 4chan. my presence on this site has gradually waned down to essentially one thread, and i will probably get bored of here soon too.

tumblr and twitter are the places where i spend most of my time online.

>>74526214
willy smells of skips

I'm an awful cyclist, I have 0 co-ordination and I can't filter through traffic like everyone else

>>74526236
literally vomiting rn

>rick and morty
>attack on titan
>"peng"

feels like i'm too old to be posting here

Yesterday I learned how to use a fire place because I've signed the lease for an apartment with a fireplace.

Get an "envirolog" (manufactured fake wood), or a starterlog (a hunk of charcoal), light the ends with a butane flame, give it 10-20 minutes to catch on fire. Toss several kiln-dried logs (real wood) on top. You want a strong fire because a strong fire burns clean. A weak fire won't heat your home and will leave a lot of ash and soot and stink up the place.

I'm going to try it come winter. I've seen kiln-dried firewood in supermarkets. I'm just going to have to get starter logs or an envirolog.

A fireplace is cheaper than central heating since a log of wood is $3 and a handful will burn for 6-12 hours.

>>74526236
very bad design
those people wouldn't even fit in the buildings

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>>74526234

>>74526255
not enough crescent moons on top of the buildings or refugee ghettos for you?

>Hackney twats on their battered fixes

will never achieve this level of aesthetics

>>74526238
>millions of stupid runts who cant survive without social welfare
and also created more of them...

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>>74526156
sometimes i look at other generals but after 7 years, nothing can provide the same consistent quality and good times as what i'm used to on /brit/
i've been spoiled i guess

>>74526186
council houses being sold off gave a lot of opppurtunity to asian immigrant landlords

student housing improved because of this, but at what cost?

>>74526257
You ever see that film Manchester by the Sea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4emZwBCaKA

big choon here from hezbollah

>>74525969
No, I've never seen one. Pretty sure it's an island near Antarctica called South Shetland

t.Shetlander

*drives through dallas in an open top car*

>>74526284
roads are too big
planning too centralised
buildings not fit for people
wasted open space

it's like Dubai or some second-tier Chinese """city""" but even worse

>>74526302
Nope.

>>74526302
>Manchester by the Sea
can't tell if I liked this film or if it was pretentious and disappointing

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making lunch

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>>74526150
what a fucking muppet haha
his son in the car watching him must feel like a knobhead

>>74526329
I enjoyed it. Thought the scene where he spoke to his wife with the pram was really good.

>>74526308
Meanwhile in Jerusalem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3nnRs1SJs

>>74526363
yes it was a very realistic film

>>74526186
closing of the mines and other unprofitable british industries needed to be done.
Cant just have a load of people working forever in jobs that are obsolete

>>74526395
good post

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Went to Tesco last night to buy some vodka and I have to go past all the nightclubs. Walked by this group of really tall girls all in fishnet tights and short skirts and they kept shouting "hey sexy" at me really loudly, one of them grabbed my arm too

playing csgo with a trackpad is so hard :c

"...and you have the law of supply and demand covered".


So I have this phrase. What does it mean, lads?

>>74526389
south lebanon, which hezbollah rule, is pretty liberal too m8

>>74526213
/r9k/ is a weird one, still haven't figured out the point of it and it was my main board for a while, but i feel like /mu/'s a more productive board because you can least get some interesting recommendations
>>74526214
/brit/'s funny, including the wank and pooposting a bit, and the really annoying way of writing that most people on this site have just gets made fun of here
>>74526217
huh, cannot remember ever visiting these boards tbf
>>74526239
true you are guaranteed fast-paced action-packed threads here with many (You)s
>>74526242
sort of where im going with this, feel like it'll happen to me too haha
>>74526292
/brit/ does feel like a unique userbase tbf

https://electionbettingodds.com

absolute state of Le Pen

haven't had breakfast yet

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cute

>>74526420
If you give us more context it will be easier to explain.

When people refer to "supply and demand" they usually mean if there is a demand for something then there will always be people there to supply it.

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http://www.votenone.org.uk/protest_votes_count.html

will be doing this for the ge

eating a doughnut

>>74526406
fuck off don't care about your humblebrag

>>74526463
freak

at the end of the day why would anyone trust the words of a paper

>>74526406
I used to work nightshifts and when walking home in Dublin city at 5am I'd always be harassed
women are much worse than men for it

if macron goes through theres going to be military training for 1 month for 18-21 years old hahaha
would be 6 months if Le Pen went through

>>74526434
feels like anytime i go on it's either full of threads about grimes or full of threads about how kendrick lamar is being racist against white people (lmao)

place is shite

>>74526482
ok :) thought it said nonce from a glance haha
im going to vote for the conservative party

>at the end of the day

runt phrase

Have you guys seen that Rick and Morty episodes where Jeff's parents come over for Christmas? What a touching love story.

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>>74525794

>>74526474

The whole sentence is

If you can be yourself on stage nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

I thought it's like... you're are the man and you're in charge, right?

>>74525794
McCarthy never died

>>74526523
women only do it in groups so its less creepy
men go further than cat calling and stalk/follow women sometimes
also you would never thought that a woman could beat your shit in and abduct you
would be quite easy for a man to do so

>>74526543
How do you feel at the end of the day?
Are you lonely because you're on your own?

So now Blackburn drop into the bottom three, but it's tight.

A Blackburn goal would send Forest back into the drop zone.

If Birmingham concede at Bristol City, they'll be heading down.

My word, it's close.

>>74526561
>facebook memes
quintessential rorke among us

>>74526585
oh actually your post made me remember:
once when i was waiting in heuston station at 6am for a train home a frenchman in his 30s came on to me. Was really creepy

>>74526622
see
honestly im more worried about a single bloke than a group of bints. particularly at night

>>74526602
>If Birmingham concede at Bristol City, they'll be heading down.
what about burton albion

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>>74526606
don't discriminate on where memes come from

>>74526580
im not telling

>>74526535
>kendrick lamar is being racist against white people
he is though

>>74526535
/mu/ yeah? Quite possibly, I only ever used the archives for dl links and recommendation threads really desu, and i appreciate what the board has achieved in terms of getting into different music even if it is proper shite now
Actually I'll go have a look now

>>74526585
>also you would never thought that a woman could beat your shit in and abduct you
you underestimate how runty /brit/ is

Where's the sluttiest place on Earth?

Want to relocate my Tinder and snapchat some utter slags

>Turnout in French election second round was 28.23%

Wow, that's pathetic even by our standards

trimmed the 'ubes

planning a posh wank later

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>>74526463
very

pineapple goes on pizza

want to get into cycling but I hate the thought of holding up cars or making queues l

too much attention

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What is bio oil?

Enemies of America:
>Brits
>Hispanics
>Japs
>Germans
>Commies
>Vietcong
>Ruskis
>Arabs
>Other Americans
>Gooks
>Drugs
>The Devil
Think I got them all.

>>74526580
My interpretation of that sentence would be:

If you act completely naturally like yourself on the stage then you are bringing your own individuality to the performance. Essentially you are irreplaceable because what you bring to the stage is tied directly to who you are. That's where the part about supply and demand comes in. If you perform naturally and using your individuality then you are the only one who can lay down a performance like that. In other words if people want to see an individual performance LIKE the one you provide then the only option they have is to use YOU i.e you control the supply and demand because people are forced to use you if they want your stage presence.

Hope that makes sense. That's how I'm understanding it anyway.

>>74526680
cork

>>74526662
yeah. /mu/ is good if you're just getting into music but it gets very, very samey pretty fast. just use soulseek for downloading.

>>74526657
shut up yt

>>74526643

they are safe

>>74526696
Can do, if you put it there
Not sure why some people get frustrated at it

>>74526724
>shut up yt
practically every one of his songs has a quip about trump in it

>>74526705
Oh wait, I forgot:
>The Dreaded Injuns

>>74526680

pitcairn islands

>>74526535
did you ever visit during the big_luigi_fan age (ie the age of the greatest shitposting trips to grace the board and possibly the site)

>>74526709
nigga damn. Thanks, bro.

Raising taxes to give to incompetant NHS managment is moronic

been listening to some Christopher hitchens
many of his arguments seem quite shallow to me
think Peter is definitely the better brother

Villa re going to finish 12th in the championship lmao

I am SO fucking ugly lmao

>>74526585
>women only do it in groups so its less creepy
t. lives very far away from rotherham and the north

>>74526823
>>74526826
lmaoo

juncker is a faggot and he's probably gay too

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Brick shithouse

They should raise Christopher Hitchens back from the dead to bitchslap his brother and strangle the Pope, then he'll sort out ISIS with an atomic bomb.

>>74526799
t. Celestial dictatorship subject

miss the UK so much

>>74526852
They let that man on a plane?

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never trust women lads

>>74526740
>practically every one
uh no

>>74526852
why would you squish a man before throwing him out of a plane?

>>74526724
>yeah. /mu/ is good if you're just getting into music but it gets very, very samey pretty fast.
The best thing that happened on /mu/ was Kanye making threads about himself and losing his shit when people called him a talentless faggot. After he did glasto whenever that was.

>>74526881

>never trust women lads
>posts creepshot

>>74526881
what exactly about that thicc arse and juicy thighs am I supposed to be wary of?

>>74526852
>he gets to bring on the same weight of luggage as me
livid

>>74526881
i enjoy this arse

the amount of brown qt's of nationalities i can't quite place in dublin is unreal

probably spanish desu

http://www.strawpoll.me/12913616

http://www.strawpoll.me/12913616

http://www.strawpoll.me/12913616

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12913616

>>74526881
hips dont lie m8

>>74526895
humble does

dna does too although it's more subtle

those are his two biggest songs atm

it's very clear where he stands politically

might have an afternoon wank

feel the beginnings of an erection stirring below

>>74526952
couldn't decide haha

>jews
>gypsies
>gays
>slavs
>the mentally handicapped
>the physically handicapped
>political dissenters
>lesser races in the Vaterland
Let's be honest here, if Hitler came back today and was world Emperor, how many of us would survive?

Personally, I would be dead on two counts.

who stole the hash from the gaff

going to move to manchester after i finish my master's degree

brb headed to ireland

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Jesus fucking Christ, the yanks, the yanks

just stole some hash from the gaff lads

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women with tats are utterly vile

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hmmm

>>74527020
australia and ireland are both shite, move somewhere better

>>74527043
could forgive those tats but her lips / nose / eyebrows are a state

broke into someone's gaff and replaced the hash with some green shite

>>74527019

don't move here it's horrible

it's aesthetically disgusting, the weather is shit, no good restaurants, no decent museums or cultural attractions, but all of the above is tolerable compared to the people. the people are wretched, unevolved, knuckle dragging scum.

>>74527064
what's wrong with ireland? said that because of the brown qts you mentioned

>>74526946
all spanish lad

>>74527038
looks like a great laugh tbf

probably deserved it if she was whinging about the noise coming from the party the old runt

>>74527100
average British city then

is wanking with another lad bent if you don't touch each other?

>>74527038

feeding time at the zoo?

>>74527100
did read an article about the absolute horde of homeless people who have settled in manchester

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39835609

>Inspections have been ordered at every military barracks in Germany, after Nazi-era memorabilia was found at two of them.
>The move follows a growing scandal over far-right extremism within the German army.

>>74527122
and latin american

>>74527129
hello nigger

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>>74527052
ah yes, the m b v hype

>>74527144
good, no place for that filth in the modern world

>>74525477
the electorate are dumb sheep who don't know what they want nor what's best for them
instead they (wrongly) think that the conservatives do know what's best for them and vote accordingly

can't stand the Irish communist freak

worst fucking poster I've seen here in years

>>74527117
places like barcelona and london have brown and tan qt's at a far higher proportion than here if that's what you want

>>74527206
This

>>74527100
I don't think you've ever actually been in manchester and you're just a london twat doing a bit of the ol' disinformation

take the narratives away and nazism is just socialism with a hint of nationalism

>>74527161
suppose we do have a decent amount of Brazilians in dublin

>>74527266
isn't that just socialism?

>>74527200
>the electorate are dumb sheep who don't know what they want nor what's best for them
isn't it funny how i feel the same way about kids who fall in line with lefty politics every generation

>>74527291
it's more akin to communism

>>74527271
and argentinian venezuelan etc to some extent

>>74527300
left wing people generally mean well
tory voters in this country are just mongs

weird how if you say anything negative about a city outside your country's capital you're immediately accused of being from your country's capital

>>74527301
what?

>>74527356
>>74527356
>>74527356

Good morning, just woke up.

Just stuck an oven pizza in the oven.

>>74527342
fuck off mohammad rasheed al-dublini

>>74527341
advocating open borders/mass immigration isn't "meaning well"

>>74527368
good lad

>>74527390
oh but they do mean well by advocating those things
regardless of how naive they might be about it it's still altruism

>>74527447
i don't think so

nobody is that stupid, especially not a leading politican

>>74525743
One of my mates (we both work in tech support) hung up on some runtoid who always calls us to be sarcastic and passive aggressive.

Hilarious how out of 300k users he manages to be knows as a massive cunt by everyone.

>>74525794
Can't have this can we! I am SEETHING at these COMMUNISTS, I must look at my King George V portrait to calm down.

Can not imagine going to college.

College (in my county) is mainly for people that think 'Skins' is real or weebs that wear cat ears.

Pretty lucky that my school had a sixth form desu.

Semi-lucky that I went to an all boys school too.

The biggest mongs went to college.

>>74525477
Because the left is even worse. They turn a blind eye to brutal pedo rape gangs and murder because the perpetrators are "asian" muslims. They want to confuse kids about what gender they are so they can cut off their knobs. They want to flood the country with half of the third world, and they want to violently suppress all opposition to their agenda. Hard to imagine how they could be any worse. Maybe if they were trying to start shit with Russia...

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British "people".