/brit/

all religious will be persecuted

Apparently the Roman Catholic Church still owns Ireland.

disgusting slug of a man

*baptizes your newborn child*

>>74522184
>>74522200
whereabouts in england are you from

normies actually expect you to know your horoscope

got asked by some literally who cousin I've met like twice in 20 years today at a gathering of the family clan, just stammered that I didn't know and everyone laughed at me

Where on earrg areyiy from
Mr from engerland
Where you come from
Do you put yhe kettlle on

>>74522209

High Wycombe

>>74522209
the 'g'

>Security services have identified 350 Islamic State militants who have returned to Britain from Syria and who pose a potential terror threat.

>This is in addition to the 3,000 violent Islamist extremists that MI5 has confirmed are already in the country, Whitehall sources have told The Times.

oh dear

>>74522216
kek

those silly normaloids

>>74522159
If your child isn't baptised they're far less likely to accepted into the local school so everyone does it even if they're not religious.

When I was young and in school whenever it rained we had to leave the playground and go into a hall amen sing church hymns for the whole duration of our playtime.

Mad looking back at it.

>>74522188
i could almost sleep well
if i hadn't just woken up

>>74522216
whereabouts in england are you from

No lyrics-ish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQeu7yKY8F0

>>74522216
Horoscope is mental but surely you know your zodiac sign and the Chinese year you were born on

pip pip cheerio laddies.

bloody heaven

>>74522216
how do you not know your sign?

>>74522234
so why don't they arrest and interrogate them?

>>74522244
Capricorn, and year of the Rat.

I always despised the Chinese for labeling me a rat.

>>74522244
>>74522259
why the fuck would I, sounds like new age bullshit to me

Know many people from wycombe anf have been there many many times in my life so it becoming a gimmick with tim is wild

>>74522243
surprising to see this posted here

i remember hearing this like 15 years ago

strange how amer hasn't had any encounters with children as far as we know, being from rochdale (and a paki) and all
all the other trips are massive nonces too

>>74522234
the work of a nation is never done.

>>74522262

because you need evidence to charge someone for a crime

File: 1358723906456.png (188KB, 660x720px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 660x720px

>>74522276
>didn't find it on /mu/ a few years ago
how long have you been here grandad

godspeed you! black emperor are /mu/ approved

I've already got a bad case of the mondays and it's only sunday night haha

wish I could be a neet desu

>>74522262
>The Whitehall source said that many returning Islamists cannot be prosecuted because the information identifying them has been obtained through covert means, meaning it may be inadmissible in court or could endanger sources if evidence is disclosed.

>>74522289
that's bullshit and you know it

>>74522271
i don't know its just something ive never heard of someone not knowing before
its hard to get to adult age without encoutering something about it

>>74522238
Reminds me of the Catholic school I went to
Parents had me baptized by my great Uncle who was a priest, but they weren't religious so I was never allowed to take communion and got picked on for it.

>>74522304
haha get coffee or get out of the way!!!

File: 1200px-Garfield_the_Cat.svg.png (135KB, 1200x716px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1200x716px

A certain day of the week on which the working week commences?

>>74522310

okay, why do you think they haven't arrested these so-called "extremists" then?

>>74522304
i am neet ama

>>74522304
just another manic monday, wish it were a sunday cuz thats my funday *manly remix*

>>74522331
embarrassing

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1494146737021.webm

>>74522276
Ari fellow oldfag.

>>74522281
>The newspaper reports that keeping one jihadist under 24-hour surveillance requires between 24 and 30 police or intelligence officers, and puts enormous strain on intelligence services.

>Andy Hayman, who was head of Specialist Operations at Scotland Yard when the 7/7 London attacks occurred and when a series of Islamist terror plots were thwarted, said that the increase in the number of potential suspects was “shocking”.

>He added: “I recall the number of people we had to keep under 24/7 watch in the wake of the 2005 attacks — it was far, far smaller than this yet the drain on our resources was huge.”

no small task in store for them

>>74522336
what's a typical day like for you lad

jaffa cakes are tasty

Hello

Annette says hi and fuck off but im sorry i don't thst doesnt repredent me

>>74522350

that's a big poo

>>74522317
Communion is a massive thing here. Confirmation too. Basically after doing them you get hundreds of euros off your family and friends so I'm actually ok with that aspect of things.

>>74522326
could be a conspiracy but it probably isn't. if they were a legitimate threat they'd be deported/jailed/whatever

but historically terror attacks have been used politically to bolster support for conservative parties

Got a case of the gingivitis and now I've put together a list of things that aggravate my dents:
>coffee/tea
>smoking
>stringy meat
>not brushing
>dehydration
>talking a lot
>stretching out the mouth (related to above)
>chips (crisps for you Brits)
>sugar
Can't get away with any of these less I risk aggravating the dental regions.

File: IMG_2318.jpg (586KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

586KB, 1440x2560px

Where my /centipedes/ at?

#MAGA

Are golden retrievers the perfect dog?

Would any dog owners like to chime in?

my parents converted from catholicism to evangelicalism before i could get confirmed :/

started masturbating with honey recently, the foreskin has never felt this vibrant

swear it's glowing

still a loser even though I have friends and may have a gf soon

>>74522369
They are stinking.
If, if you're stoned they are the most astounding little cakes.

>>74522395
Dachsunds are GOAT tier.

how the fuck do I get my Ps lads I've lad my Ls for 2 years without seriously trying

File: 1474140447675.jpg (7KB, 248x241px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 248x241px

>>74522400

Think i walked in on the 'rents having sex

Ffs

Imagine


Imagine theres no countries
No religiin too

One fismal future
And nobody poos
Abd iu love her

>>74522366
>wake up between 8am and 10am
>have some food
>usually go back to sleep
>wake up at around 1pm
>have some food
>browse the chon
>maybe some video games
>maybe some tv shows
>go to sleep around 4am to 6am

>>74522378
they're british citizens not foreign nationals so you can't deport them and they have full rights under british law

it's not like in the movies where they can just whisk them away to some black site prison in uzbekistan

>>74522407
hmmmm

have you tried seriously trying

>>74522414
lenin was an overrated mong with no musical talent

>>74522378
except the uk has a functional multi-party democracy (as opposed to america) so if people really are worried about the jihadist threat they'll vote far-right parties

all i wanna say is that, they don't really care about us!

Laugh damn you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNXaIOV57rg&list=RDdNXaIOV57rg

>>74522400
sounds like a good way to get an infection

don't know how you fat cunts manage to hoover up so much food

literally feel sick if i over eat

>>74522410
can't recommend it enough

don't have phimosis but the 'skin is usually a little tight, this is making it feel so much better

File: dachshund.jpg (35KB, 460x290px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 460x290px

>>74522404

more like deformed tier

how is this allowed?

>>74522424
sounds like heaven desu, the only reason I've never degenerated into neetdom is because I don't want to disappoint my parents, it's the only reason I even get out of bed in the morning

imagine spending 18 years and countless thousands of buckaroos and your kid just checks out of life

>>74522427
>it's not like in the movies where they can just whisk them away to some black site prison in uzbekistan
i see you've forgotten about gitmo
>>74522430
so we agree then

i don't get australians, even when you agree with them they act like shitheads

>>74522464
want to put a dachsund up my bum

>>74522442
honey has anti-bacterial and anti-fungal properties iirc

and I wash it off all good and proper after in the shower

you can really feel all the nerve endings in your wil' too, seems to move the blood around well or something

fired up

ready to go

>>74522447
their stomachs expand due to perpetually eating so much to the point where they don't feel full unless they woof down a massive amount of food

File: bw.jpg (208KB, 1377x729px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 1377x729px

http://www.kp.ru/daily/26674/3696957/
БИГOBКA

>>74522429
Lennon was a pioneer in vocal and guitar technique

British women are fucking awful

making an arrangement

>>74522477
OH shit not again.

>>74522481
Shan't be clicking this link nor any link that doesn't end in .com.au OR .net.au

>>74522491
en marche ami

>>74522476

make sure you charge your crystals before attempting to unlock your chakras tonight x

dachshunds are pronounced dash-hounds here so was always confused when they were ever mentioned in movies or tv

>>74522471
but the tories are in power on a centre-left platform

why would they make the jihadist threat appear worse than it is and give votes away to the far-right, a lot of their rhetoric is about how minor the muzzie threat is

>>74522469
their own fault 2bh, I didn't ask to born they just decided one day to spawn another runt. now they must live with the consequences of that decision.

>>74522471
the american citizen terrorists in gitmo were captured in afghanistan none were taken from american soil

>>74522447
I've always been quite fat (220-280lb), but I've noticed the difference between losing weight and gaining weight is lifestyle. Funnily enough, when I'm sedentary, I can eat several meals a day, and when I'm working and out and about, nervousness kills my appetite and I eat a salad and a sandwich all day.

I think it's lifestyle. Sitting in front of a computer and unemployed I have 5 generous meals. Working, interacting with people, walking a fair bit, all I want is a bite is a bite to stop the rumbles and a sleep.

File: geoge mallory's desiccated corpse d. 1924.jpg (199KB, 1920x1078px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 1920x1078px

>>74522483
george mallory was a pioneer too and yet here he is 80 years later while some utter runtoid takes a cheeky picture with his body

>but the tories are in power on a centre-left platform

Small brain hat man

>>74522469
well i already feel im doing the family a favour by enduring instead of attempting the 'cide so i don't feel too bad

File: snap.jpg (70KB, 640x352px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 640x352px

>Shan't be clicking this link nor any link that doesn't end in .com.au OR .net.au

>>74522499
laugh if you must but first try a honey wank and get back to me, it's godly
(just don't buy the cheap stuff)

>>74522502
>pronounced dash-hounds
thats their name in english, dachshunds is german
i will NOT use kraut names

>>74522480
so they actively train to become a fat fuck

just lost whatever little sympathy I might have had left

File: 1482845802230.jpg (82KB, 1000x820px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 1000x820px

>>74522519
>220-280lb
christ

>>74522509
*centre-right I mean

all aussies adventures..... time to the the road *dundund dunnnnnn*

>>74522519
i sit in front of the computer all day too and I'm a skinny runt

legitimately believe you bloaters are a different species

Im gay

File: .png (7KB, 240x217px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 240x217px

>>74522469

> imagine spending 18 years and countless thousands of buckaroos and your kid just checks out of life

ahh yes, because not rushing to sell your manual labour is "checking out of life"...

>>74522566
eff off catfucker

>>74522533
how does it feel that the life's work of literally millions of honey bees is being rubbed all over your willy lad

Never really had a think about it until now, but all the Catholic people I know have Irish last names
things making more sense now

I actually hit 215lb this weekend. An all-time low since I was 16. I've gone back up to 220lb because I was at home laying in bed shit-tier and watching shows on YouTube, so I had a nice breakfast and a few bacon sandwiches.

Being lazy stimulates my hunger. Amazing! Not being lazy suppresses it. Also amazing.

>>74522566
Fucking dirty cunt

File: 1453320235590.jpg (22KB, 340x269px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 340x269px

>Macron documents get leaked on /pol/
>France gets rangebanned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc

>>74522533

doesn't the honey go down your urethra? that happened with soap for me once, it killed to pee and wank for like the next week or two.

>>74522519
fatty fatty boom boom haha check out tubby over here boys how much food have you shoved in there today bitchtits?

>>74522569
gaylord

>>74522582
fuck off you obese cunt

>>74522582
Shit-posting*
>>74522555
Yup. That's my life.
>>74522567
That's how it works for me. I have access to a fully stocked fridge and homade meals when I'm at home.

>>74522582

how tall are you?

I hate ftys and besies and larjies sily big kuntz im nnnnnjiiiiuaaaaaa

>>74522596
>that happened with soap for me once
how did you manage that, foreskin is suppose to stop that from happening

I eat like a pig and don't gain weight
I AM elite

what are you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PIGjTyfiM4

>>74522611
6 feet 2 inches.

>>74522576
they're pretty cool little things, my favourite insect by far; not a bad feel that's for sure.

I like the history behind beekeeping too, it's like I've got a piece of the roman empire clinging onto my shaft. and honey is an amazing substance when you think about it

File: grg.png (1MB, 580x691px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 580x691px

me with the bf

>>74522582
fucked bud

>>74522614

because you can roll your foreskin back unless you have phimosis, which i don't?

>>74522209
>>74522216
>>74522242
sorry... what part of the uk are you from?

File: забавно.jpg (25KB, 392x439px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 392x439px

>>74522481
нaм нe нyжнo гeй тyт

нo чтo мы мoжeм cдeлaть

>>74522596
wouldn't think so, if you go swimming at the beach I don't get salt water shooting up there

and I don't think honey would vitally fuck anything up there

dont fucking care one iota

>>74522619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXWD7bmQKA

>>74522619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

it's also my driving music

wish I knew russian

The Big Question is so fucking annoying holy moly how do people watch this shieet

>tfw barber shop is closed

>>74522619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8OwrwhTHjE

Can feel my bowels stirring in a way that suggests its going to be a disaster

I. Know several bees and thet dont want uou wanking eith thrir honey you qwerttyiopasdffhhkkllzxxcvbbbnnm

>>74522638
why would you ever need to roll your foreskin back when there is soap close enough to get in

>>74522649
shut the fuck up

>>74522655
You do know it, you just can't read, speak or write it

>>74522657
never had a formal haircut desu my mum just does it for me with a pair of kitchen scissors

kiwi?

>>74522676
Plrrrfpp

File: image (1).jpg (31KB, 578x555px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 578x555px

>>74522672

>it's also my driving music

>not this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXuGOfqyZw

Why the fuck do people own large dogs. Disgusting, greasy creatures.

>>74522664
Funny post.

>>74522655
pyccкий нe тpyднo, бpaтaн

it's not that hard mate

>>74522637
I was 60lb heavier just last summer (around August). I've actually lost a fair bit of weight just by having a job.

I do think for me it's just lifestyle. I need to find shit to do so I stay away from a computer chair and a fully stocked fridge. Then I would probably be normal in terms of weight.

>>74522675
does it look nice?

>>74522695
sheed

fist barbecue of the year later desu

File: pepesweat.jpg (55KB, 500x473px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 500x473px

>>74522668

I was using it as lubricant to wank, I wanted to see what using lubricant was like. Never tried it again after that experience, only dry wanked or used spit.

>>74522184
Revolting picture of this clown

wtf is going on in here, is there anlyone not high?

>>74522695
ah yes, the cat owner rears his ugly head once more

how's that toxoplasmosis coming along you utter runt

File: 1491668088025.jpg (36KB, 407x391px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 407x391px

>Police in the Republic of Ireland have launched an investigation after a viewer claimed comments made by Stephen Fry on a TV show were blasphemous.

the utter state of god botherers

>>74522721
t. junkie

>>74522702
have you tried just not stocking the fridge you absolute specimen

File: 1493115257844.png (32KB, 684x940px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 684x940px

>>74522723

>>74522721
>>74522708
Prefer cats, but if I lived on my own I would own no pets.

>>74522730
This. Dogs are low class pets.

Imagine being so retarded that you wank with soap

>>74522710
my oven broke and i haven't got round to buying a new one so i'm barbequing every day at the moment. food tastes nicer desu

>>74522723
cannae wait for stephen fry to get torn apart in the joy

depression is a choice

>>74522713
bit of a dropkick la

>>74522693
aha ju st like ryum gosling :DD

reckon practising a sport should be forced upon students all the way up from their young age
teaches good values and helps reduce the fact that people are getting fat due to cheap shitty food

listening to shitty music ironically

really really REALLY despise fat people

especially women. they simply refuse to take responsibility for their actions. it's always genetics/my thyroid/i've tried every diet and they don't work! etc etc

File: Capture.jpg (30KB, 579x331px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 579x331px

>>74522703
yeah not bad

been a few months though

>>74522760
don't care, fuck off

>>74522742
good lad. what's been your highlight?

>>74522753
yes hahaha totally this!!!!

>>74522723
*legalises gay marriage*

>>74522754
You're telling me that Europe doesn't have school sports from primary to highschool?

listening to shitty music unironically

>>74522746
That rhyming slang dont work in the uk because rugby is only popular amongst poshos and welshes

>>74522768
yes...

File: o-STEPHEN-FRY-facebook.jpg (247KB, 2000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 2000x1000px

I wish I were Stephen Fry's boyfriend.

>>74522746

umm ok? like you've never done something stupid... if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all, thanks x

homosexuality is a choice

>>74522768
looking good brother

>>74522768
mirin those brows

>>74522768
Please delete this

really really REALLY despise depressed people

especially women. they simply refuse to take responsibility for their actions. it's always genetics/my brain etc etc

>>74522767
yeah and they get all pissy when you make jokes about it

bunch of headcases the lot of them

>>74522798
the science says otherwise you troglodyte

File: 1478714448211.webm (102KB, 352x310px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 352x310px

>>74522768

*chooses to be homosexual*

File: 1493874181436.png (305KB, 600x610px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 600x610px

work tomorrow

>>74522774
quite enjoying doing breakfast on it desu. bacon and sausages, eggs on a little griddle pan, even do the toast on it

>>74522792
GOOOOOOOOOD EVRNINGGOODECENINGGOODEVENINGFGOODEVRBIBG I FUCK UOUR SONS FACE WITH MY SWEATY COCK

>>74522802
it's all chemicals bro

>>74522767
>especially women
fat causes a higher rate of oestrogen in male bodies so they slowly turn female over time (at least mentally)

>>74522780
Physical Ed is 2 hours a week and it was mostly frustrating shit sports like running. but sports teachers in school are utter wankers who need a good boot in the arse. lack of organisation and all. also 2 hours isn't enough

really really REALLY despise uni students

File: 18341690_1262843427166159_5791792913330667493_n.jpg (91KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 960x960px

who /corbyn/ here?

>>74522828
your mum is all chemicals bro

>>74522693
Good tune lad.

really really REALLY despise australians

>>74522811
alright thats it
*straps you to a chair*
MIKE, GET THE JUMPLEADS

>>74522792
Older gaymen take on younger apprentices whove been rejected by their families.

Sex and intimacy for support emotionally and financially

Homosexuality.

really really REALLY despise pints

who here /presbyterian/

>>74522812
>was out of work for a month
>get temp work
>can finally work tomorrow post

really really REALLY despise arrogance

just how it is

simple as

time for my sunday morning wank sesh
haven't had one of these in about 5 weeks, will spray out 2 or 3 loads

ah jayses no milk in the house
cant even have a cuppa tae

>>74522853
That sounds repulsive and unhealthy. Faggot.

>>74522792
Disgusting.

>>74522838
>>74522768

hmm

Hate Aussies.

Hate yanks.

Hate leafs.

Love pints.

Not countryist, just don't like them. Simple as.

>>74522817
If I were a well-respected theatre ponce, I'd have a 25 y/o boytoy too. Sort like how Hollywood stars in their 50s have 20 year old girlfriends.

>>74522877
will be referring this post to the constabulary, wind your neck in

>>74522875
Im nor gay

File: rasheed.jpg (35KB, 608x407px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 608x407px

>That sounds repulsive and unhealthy. Faggot.

File: hqdefault.jpg (17KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 480x360px

Hi

>>74522853
might've read once that stephen fry isn't of the bumming variety of benders

what do brits have instead of a pint of plain?

File: wojak.gif (2MB, 323x386px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 323x386px

>>74522693

>>74522838
most punchable face ive ever seen

File: Capture.jpg (16KB, 312x327px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 312x327px

>>74522799
here's another lad

good news is I shan't be balding anytime soon

>>74522877
i believe the term is 'nationalist'

>>74522899
pint of lager

File: 18342185_1261895250594310_6478279673775360967_n.jpg (107KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 960x960px

Love Labour
Love Corbyn
Love pints

HATE tories
HATE UKIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_LdqKIQ5Uo

>this thread

>>74522912
alri pubehead

Hate hate
Love love
Simple as that

>>74522919
me at the back

>>74522895
Stephen Fry engages in what is known as "mutual masturbation". They give eachother handjobs and stare into each other's eyes. Sometimes in a large circle wherein they re-affirm eachother.

Love Trump's hate
Praise cec

>>74522929
bent cunt

Love Trump's hate.
Simple as.

>pints
>stone
>miles
what is wrong with england

>>74522923
If you had made this post with the hope that I would perhaps click this link and listen to even one nanosecond of that video then I'm afraid you will be sorely disappointed to learn that no, I shan't be doing that

My new coworker at Sainsbury's looks like polly boyko from RT

>>74522912
>>74522919
are perms back in?

>>74522912
what type of haircut is that hahahaha go back in the 80s hahahaha high waisted stonewashed jeans wearing lookin arse hahahahah look at this dude

>>74522940
Trump and Steve Bannon will deport all the kiwis

File: ey.png (36KB, 727x39px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 727x39px

>tfw

>>74522961
Good.

Homosexuals I respect:
>Stephen Fry
>Billy Mays
>Alexander the Great
>The Sultan of Oman

>>74522912
alri sideshow bob

>>74522957
I just let it grow out desu

curly hair is ugly as fuck

>>74522947
It was reverse psychology.

>>74522912
>>74522919
>>74522876

hmmmMMMmmmMMmmmm

>>74522978
shave it
keep it low

>>74522976
you dont respect yourself? :/

>>74522961
NEED are Turnbull to institute that policy here, over 10% of all kiwis are currently living in Australia
NOT happy

>>74522976
Do you not have any self respect mate

Ahahah

File: Learning 1.jpg (75KB, 512x800px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 512x800px

>>74522989

Watching footage of Marley Brinks suck a willy

> almost out of chocolate-mint e juice
I knew this day would come, but I hoped it wouldn't.

Dont like any homos except me and the significant other
Frys alrighr actually and Graham fhapman and er ian mckellen lid he a bender

Can't find this cunts full old Brit documentary.
Just some dubbed over American shite.
Cunt walking down the high street and every dog in the town going mental was great. Terminator tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zCBOPF7sy4

>>74522976

Derren Brown
Douglas Murray
Owen Jones
Reggie Kray

>>74523021
DUDE
YOU'VE HEARD OF WAREWOLVES
BUT THIS TOUGH SON'BITCH IS ONE HAIRY DUDE YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH
*wolf howl noises*

>>74523027
>owen jones

File: 12015081508.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2448x3264px

>>74522912
looking good lad

>>74523027
>respecting any of these "people" ssssssSsssSSSSSSSSSSSSßßßߧŚŠŞ

>>74522953
vlad

File: 16790097_988773751223167_6937693637102796800_n.jpg (119KB, 1080x1189px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 1080x1189px

>>74522985

take that back

>>74523017
>>74523027
The thing about benders is the ones I like are the ones I wouldn't have thought were benders. Same with the Jews.

find gays quite offputting if i'm honest

it's just a reflex really, but I'm starting to think it's just me because everyone seems alright with it. not a paki.

>>74523045
absolutely despise this freak

>>74523045
she'd be better with straight hair

might watch utopia

is it better than black mirror?

hate my life

john mcdonnell mentioned das kapital on Marr and it's like he's mentioned Mein Kampf or something

don't think people know what it's about desu

>>74522985
It can look good on men if they dont just afro it out and instead go with a long on top skin fade but yea

dont know why homosexuality is always associated to being left wing
bumming each other is just an activity which result in pleasure. not an ideology or anything

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-39783011

>A five-year-old was referred to a specialist NHS clinic as a result of transgender feelings last year.

Perfectly natural, normal and healthy. If you disagree you are a bigot who should be jailed for hate crimes.

I like gays if you can't tell they're homosexual

they seem to wear it as a badge of honour these days and can't stop talking about it, might as well say "hi, I'm dave, I'm a homosexual" to complete strangers every time they meet someone new

love pints

Would definitely rim a girls bum

>>74523045

spoiler the hog

>>74523045
fuck fuck FCUK STOP posting her

File: 1493897345459.jpg (143KB, 899x1200px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 899x1200px

I'm unbanned lads

>>74523065
he did a speech under a banner of Stalin mate

imagine if Hammond had done a speech under a banner of Goering or Goebbles

I'm a gay Catholic centrist luddite

gays should introduce themself by giving your willy a rub
would like them much more then
not gay myself tho

>>74523080
Trip on ribena

>>74523045
looks like she's from the girl group B*Witched

>>74523088
often considered it when doing it doggy if the girl has a tidy bumhole

probably tastes grim though

would definitely rim a lads bum

>>74523045
mmm boobies

>>74523062

the reason i ask is because i'm listening to season 1's soundtrack and really enjoying it so far :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsJXfkOlCLw

ah yes, here comes the bigot brigade

you're on the wrong side of history folks

gays should introduce themselves by getting down on their knees and giving your willy a big old suck to orgasm
would like them much more then
straight as an arrow me

File: rewrite_still10.jpg (53KB, 635x423px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 635x423px

observation: every Hollywood movie with an Englishman in America makes Americans look bad.

I never understood this. Aren't yanks writing the script and directing it? Why do they blatantly make the Americans seem stupid and the one Brit character seem like a badass?

File: 1493805126777.jpg (19KB, 236x314px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 236x314px

need to get a job a gf and get /fit/ lads I dont want to do any of this

File: 13532011_1099963333401785_655816242_n.jpg (64KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 750x750px

>>74523126

good lad

2 months ago i was driving whilst drunk and stoned out of my mind and i clipped somebody who was turning lefts bumper and fucked up the front wing and passenger door of my car. i just drove away and literally nothing has happened since

>>74523145
people are interested by what's new and unique to them

>>74523147
cute!

>>74523133
>straight as an arrow
Straight as a die
It's old English.

>>74523126
bit objectifying

>>74523148
hope you crash and die in a huge fireball of agony 2bh

File: 1493813073749.jpg (88KB, 500x486px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 500x486px

I live for Anzu the one and only

>>74523148

> driving intoxicated

me? im personally not a big fan of you, myself

>>74523146
gym is fun once you learn what you're doing

>>74523062
yes

>>74523148
about 6 years ago I came out of woolies and some cunt had swiped my car, they wrote down a fake phone number and address on a slip of paper and put it under my wipers

>>74523174
Keeping living. She's mine.

bought a book and on the last cover its written "translated from american"
american isnt a language hahaha what are they like
shall write them an angry letter

Mmkllllllkmm vffaasdx dxxzassen Ecrbynplib crnym lloopo87ytfsasxcvbhjkiutrssdfghjiutddgnklplk bz"%_^*

>>74523183

too late, im gonna just keep rewatching episodes of Nathan For You instead.

>>74523148

mate gave me a lift home after 9 pints. find drink driving hilarious desu

>>74523204
don't speak maori

File: 1456383617068.jpg (68KB, 600x639px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 600x639px

>>74523099
what'd you do led
>>74523206
awful choice

File: 1451669944143.jpg (68KB, 800x526px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 800x526px

>>74523209

>>74523203
Was it a Bible?

on the bog

presidents coming out

>>74523246
>>74523246
>>74523246

new

File: 1493811891610.jpg (80KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 640x640px

>>74523201
back the fuck off?!?!?!
>>74523181
I can imagine the pleasure of not being completely subhuman but its all I know
>>74523220
shitposted on some general

>>74523204
Shant be clicking this

not ever being involved in a car accident coz cars are for terrorists

>>74523159
I think there's a certain wing of Americans, the ones who always say the US should mimic Europe, that think Americans are dumb charicatures compared to Brits. Interesting really.

The only American show I can name off the top of my head where the Brits are stupid and naive and the Americans are witty and clever is Fraisier. Usually it's the other way around.

>>74523148
>nothing has happened since

Not particularly surprising if you didn't stop to exchange details and they didn't take down your reg or follow you after the accident.

If you're involved in a vehicle accident, don't exchange details, aren't caught on CCTV and there weren't any independent witnesses to it you will most likely get away with it. The police won't even get involved unless someone was seriously hurt.

You could potentially even get away with it if you're details were taken but there is no hard evidence to put you at the scene i.e if you independently get the damage to your car repaired and there is no trace of it being damaged in an accident.

t. works for an insurance company

>>74523045
want to strangle the life out of her