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first

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seconde?

really want to try black pudding

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*gets the grass roots vote*

pints

>Stephen Fry investigated by Irish police for alleged blasphemy

why are the Irish so sensitive?

that paddy looks charred full of heterocyclic amines which, surprisingly enough, are carcinogenic ;^p

If Reddit and Instagram had a baby, that baby would be 4chan.

Having roast beef for dinner tonight lads.

>>74520213
No 4chan had a baby and it was reddit, instagram was the afterbirth

>>74520202
am I tupping up? you're damned right I'm gussied up missster paxton !

how can i make a british breakfast with things from spain
i find that foods and things from the kitchen are some of the hardest vocabulary to learn, since theres so many different words

>>74520213
You what? Instagram is full of sluts posting selfies. Way too normie for 4chan.

>>74520213
only absolute mongs post pics of themselves on 4chan though

>>74520205
I thought it was just the Irish posters
wow
>>74520213
>google
>it's not a pasta
>this runt leaf normie unironically had this thought process
about to sperg out

keyboard psychiatrists fuck off

I need a girlfriend. I'm nearly 26 & never had one.

>>74520315
got my first one when i was 21

When did you guys move out?

Me: 21

>>74520329
>>74520335
hmm seeing a pattern here

the net flow of energy in any closed system ultimately tends to entropy

>>74520353
what about the gross flow?

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>>74520313
>clears throat
mmmhmm, mhmm, i understand that you are..angry?
i've got just the thing...

>>74520344
turtle could be a male model he has very prominent facial features

>tfw no anti social shut in girlfriend.

>>74520373
you would have to lend him 12 inches of shin bone

>>74520374
this 2bh

want a skinny average looking robot gf

>>74520364
a lack of gross flow is what defines it as a closed system so the answer to your question is there isn't any

>>74520406
so is the pre-enclosed energy entropic or disposing itself towards order? does the stochastic nature change?

A Jew, an Indian, and an Irishman walk into a bar...

>>74520373
he's 5'6 lol

>>74520450
They take over america

>>74520450
The Jew passes his, the Indian knocks his head, and the mick takes a drink?

>>74520438
it's the former because it tends towards entropy which implies that it is more ordered to begin with. the stochastic nature changes as the energy begins to tend towards disorder

>>74520467
The Irish have hardly taken over America. They just spread over a lot of it, like an infestation.

>>74520450
none of them hit it. the jew is picking up a penny, the indian is squatting down for a poo and the irishman isn't tall enough

Russian at Bondi Beach live stream.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqGokbEVlbGv

about to glass some russian bloke on bondi beach

>>74520470
For the record, my punchlines are the Jew "passes the bar" as in he passed the JD test and becomes a lawyer, the Indian is a short man so he would obviously hit his head if he "walked into a bar" and of course the Irishman is an alcoholic so he enters a bar where people enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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/comfy/

Does any unironically watch shows with a diverse cast of characters and a recurring theme is "everyone's an American"? Sort of makes you think people can actually come together and share a greater purpose or something.

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*fucking kills you*

I think I had sex with a demon.

So, I'm gay and this super hot guy came to me and we literally had the most savage sex I've ever had, for sure the best of my life.
He knew all my fetishes, he looked like the guy of my dreams, and the circunstances surrounding the event and how we met were pretty odd. He didn't look " real " at all.

In the moment I swallowed his cum, I felt some kind of supernatural energy inside me and a huge sense of gratefulness. Today I feel more powerful, happy, and things are becoming better in my life. I think drinking his semen was some kind of pact.

>>74520494
I'd post that green pill chart if i had it right now. Basically most major presidents had irish ancestory. even bush and obama. I think trump has it too

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>>74520467
wrong indian

didnt do my run yesterday so doing it today
:)

Watching the Match of the Day repeat

Brilliant display by City

>>74520592
1 Andrew Jackson, 7th President 1829-37

2 William Henry Harrison, 9th President 1841

3 James Knox Polk, 11th President 1845-49

4 James Buchanan, 15th President 1857-61

5 Abraham Lincoln, 16th President 1861-65

6 Ulysses S Grant, 18th President 1869-77

7 Chester Alan Arthur, 21st President 1881-85

8 Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th President 1885-89, 1893-97

9 Benjamin Harrison, 23rd President 1889-93

10 William McKinley, 25th President 1897-1901

11 Woodrow Wilson, 28th President 1913-21

12 John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th President 1961-63

13 Lyndon Baines Johnson, 36th President 1963-69

14 Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President 1969-74

15 James Earl Carter, 39th President 1977-81

16 Ronald Wilson Reagan, 40th President 1981-89

17 George Herbert Walker Bush, 41st President 1989-93

18 William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd President 1993-2001

19 George Walker Bush, 43rd President 2001-09

20 Barack Hussein Obama, 44th President 2009-2016

>>74520505
why is he just standing there
are russians afraid of sand

generic white person thought: there is no such thing as TOO much mayonnaise

>>74520604
Poo-americans have highest income in america

>>74520651
Whitey does love his mayo

generic black person thought: man, I love me some chicken 'n' waffles.

>>74520373
hes got a very prominent foreskin too

A Russian party with a camp fire.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OdJryneAYYGX

generic jewish person thought: *wins a nobel prize*

>>74520686
lol

the nuking of japan was completely justified

if you disagree you're a qualified runt

controversial opinion: britain can do no wrong

>>74520686
turtlemong is NOT phimosislad

>>74520655
because immigration only ever allowed them for specialized jobs unlike everyone else

>>74520689
sounds like a лeнингaд song, not sure which one though

>>74520696
The nuking of Japan is where my brother decided to go down the path of being occidento-phobic. He hates the west because he believes nuking an island of Nazi-allied suicidal Orientals could never be justified.

I say we nuke them a few more times to stop anime.

>>74520668
Blackie sure loves his poultry and carbs

gf keeps calling me "duckling" and i want her to stop

>>74520741
chuck some acid in her blower, that should shut her up

Aglos colonize mars before EU become Islamique. you have lost it, prepare to leave.

>>74520690
Jewie sure love his scientific breakthroughs.

>>74520737
hmm... very strange post

if you were chinese you and your brother would love the nuking of japan but if you werent east asian you wouldnt have a reason to be so emotionally invested in it...

>>74520741
Maybe it's code for she want's to fug ?

>>74520770
to fug? fug man....

>>74520766
his brother is clearly a nazi weeb

ie. a standard /pol/ poster

>>74520489
ah righto. went for a bath hence the pause before reply.

>>74520741
nah cuz u ugly niqqa lol

>>74520801
dunno since he said his brother completely hates the west now and while most /pol/tards hate the way the west is currently they love it deep down and want to save it

i'm thinking communist maybe
maybe generic hippie who doesnt really have any ideology other than "we're all people man"

>>74520242
Egg
Bacon
Beans
Toast
Mushrooms

It's not hard Pablo

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>>74520242
Get down to the Costa Del Sol and try one

A white person, a black person, and a jewish person walk into a bar...

>>74520315
I thought there were loads of chinks in Australia? Why don't you just bang one of THEM?

Jus b urself

>>74520175
too many shrooms
not enough bread
get rid of that black thing

'lowering' my libido by having at least one wank is amazing, I have absolutely zero desire to have casual sex

>>74520865
...they order a few rounds and discuss work, their partners and assorted miscellany. Their race and religion never comes up because they're friends and they go home that night feeling content and a bit drunk.

>>74520242
dont bother m8, just stick to tacos and burritos

>>74520696
reckon it was just a way of actually testing nuclear war weapons on real human scale instead of throwing it out in the desert. its quite unjustified because killing civilians and aiming purposely for civilians means it reached out of the means of war and turned into massacre
same for that moab thing recently. theyre throwing 300 millions dollar bombs to kill 30 talibans lol

>>74520877
Just wait for the brits to defend their shit pudding ahaha

>>74520885
good post

>>74520877
Fuck off, black pudding is nice

>>74520865
The white guy drinks his budlight respectfully and pays the tab, the black guy is loud and rowdy as he sips a steel reserve and then leaves without paying, the Jew asks if the wine is kosher, and when he's told it is, orders ginger ale instead since the "libations" are so overpriced.

>>74520897
REALLY good post

>>74520904

popular opinion: /bant/ shouldn't exist

>>74520850
You didn't mention sausages.
You're no Brit.

>>74520885
That's not how anything works in the real world and you know that. 90% of people fit at least 50% of the stereotypes 100% of the time.

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>>74520897
>>74520904

>>74520933
Don't like sausages

I'm no poofter

>>74520891
>aiming purposely for civilians

hiroshima and nagasaki were massive industrial centers that were producing war machines

>>74520941
not true
everyone acts normal theres no real stereotype for acting normal

would rather have 4 bunnings snags than 1 British """"breakfast"""""

the sausages you use are all fat short ones (much like the average british willy)

>>74520891
Japs and arabs aren't human beings though lol

>>74520960
well why didnt they aim for the industries instead of aiming for the whole city? also people making those industries work are civilians as they have no role in the war except production. stop trying to justify dropping 2 weapons of massive destruction on mainly innocent people

>>74520982
>instead of aiming for the whole city
To create terror? Fear?

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morning lads

work tomorrow

>>74520891
Unlike your grandparents, the Japanese needed something significant in order to get them to surrender.

>>74520957
At least you said bacon so you're not a 'sheed. Just a faggot non Brit.

business idea: be a disgusting NEET slob, blame the rich for all your problems then vote a left wing government into office

>>74520980
Edgy

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Evening lads

Work in 15 hours

>>74520982
we actually warned the city beforehand we were going to glass it

>>74521007
Ur the faggot m8

Why don't you shove those sausages up your arse if you love them so much.

Me 1 - 0 you

>>74520962
I thought this white guy I knew was a Spaniard because he spoke so fast with such a thick Latin accent. One thing that through me off though, was how much of a prick he was. One day I asked him "where are you from"? He gasped and said "La France". Then it all made sense.

Spaniards are happy life loving people. The French, their northern cousins, are pessimists and misanthropes.

if spaniards are white then why do white people without german surnames exist in south america

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work in 12 hours

>>74521031
what you do lad?

>>74521007
Pig meat tastes vile

>>74520982
>people making those industries work are civilians as they have no role in the war except production

thats just as important a role as the frontline soldier

part of the bombs were to force japan to capitulate
they wouldnt even capitulate after one atomic bomb so i dont see how anything else couldve been done and i support the atomic bombing of japan

in total war sometimes civilians have to go to and all sides did it and i know that doesnt justify it in and of itself but i believe they were thoroughly justified

>>74520992
and terrorism is the right thing to do right

Nathan For You is so funny lol

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policy idea: deport all pakis and blacks

>>74521047
Business analyst

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work in 7 hours

>>74521050
I grew up not eating pork as per Abraham's covenant with God. Only started eating pork as an adult, and it's great. It's like beef, but softer and sweeter.

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i'll be at my desk in 23.5 hours

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>work tomorrow

Bummed the gf last night lads

Thank fuck for cheap wine and lowered inhibitions

>>74521052

yes, when you're trying to end a war.

see: the middle east, still on-going as a result of half measures

>>74521075
Had a sensible chuckle at this

>>74521062
what does that job entail?

what you workin on atm?

*Coughs from behind the bushes*

>>74521069
Beef is yuck too

Hate red meat

>>74521051
the term of "total war" doesn't make sense as War in the Rousseau meaning of the term strictly means soldier vs soldier until one country loses or capitulate
at the point civilians or innocent people are aimed at it stops being a war and starts being massacre/genocide/cleansing

Hm? What was that? Must have been my imagination.

>>74521083
Nothing drops a woman's panties quicker than a bottle of something French and a weirdo like one of us sucking on her neck. They love that stuff. It's like catnip to them.

>>74521036
>>74521050
Some weekenders about.
>Moni
Shant be seeing this trip again lol

>>74521107
>War in the Rousseau meaning
ah yes didn't expect anything less than a frenchman

>>74521100
Fuck off Vegan! You're name is probably "Ocean" or "Hope", you dirty hippy.

>>74521096
Understanding a business and understanding the technology required to enhance it. Lots of learning and configuration and discussion. Communication and understanding are the two most important aspects given your middleman role.

Currently helping spec and build an insurance policy management system.

my name is Hope Ocean

>>74521133
My name is Monica actually

Though Ocean is a cute name, too bad I can't have kids

>>74521107
Hello, Jean-François. I'm not sure you noticed, but we're speaking English at the moment, where Rousseau's interpretation of "guerre" is totally irrelevant and retarded to bring up.

>>74521107
you cannot expect to win a war if you do not destroy the enemy's ability to make war especially when the enemy adheres to a fanatical fight to the death no surrender ideology

that means destroying their factories, shipyards, oil refineries, etc and it also means destroying the enemy's will to continue the fight

>>74521155
paki

My family went to a wedding, my father took shots at me again about my hair and tried to get me to have it cut, I didn’t say much, eventually I just ignored him. I tried to explain his narrow way of thinking by pointing out that all pakis had short hair whereas other races had more variety but he didn’t understand.

Once I had the place to myself I watched some Orange is the New Black, it was a little comfy until I was interrupted by a knock on the door, 3 paki girls were collecting money for their Islamic school, I apologised and said I wasn’t religious. They thanked me and left. I began to feel guilt, felt as if I’d knocked their self-confidence. After pacing around for 20 minutes I decided to get a burger meal, I saw the girls again, ignored them, placed my order at the burger place and then ran back out to the girls to give them £5, they looked scared as I was heading towards them, after I handed over the last cash I had on hand, I was asked if I was sure, I said I felt bad about earlier and turned away.

The burger place was filled with pakis as usual, they lacked card reading facilities because they’re cheating the tax man and I forgot to ask for a chilli sauce sachet. The meal wasnrt worth the £4.79 I paid.

Watched some more Orange is the New Black, Black Mirror and played Digimon.

When my family came home, my mother and sister started pressing me to reveal the contents of my doctors and solicitors letters, Itold them to mind their own business but they kept at me, my mother insisted I had mental health issues and my sister threatened to reveal my gender dysphoria again. I held firm and they got nothing from me, not sure why I laugh whenever my sister brings up my dysphoria.

I went to ASDA for yoghurt and bananas (plus a few chewy sugar strips), I saw a paki couple with 9 kids.

Later at night, I watched Britain’s Got Talent with my mum, we laughed at a bad impressionist.

Got £300 in debt again due to buying a new phone and more estrogen.

>>74521107
>get warned numerous times to stop or the bomb that everyone knew was feasible would be dropped on them
>ignore all requests
>bomb them

Le Maye himself points out the retarded pussyness associated with postwar deconstruction of wartime acts. the firebombings of tokyo killed more people than either nuclear weapon but because it made a bigger boom and was more significant, that bombing gets the grief.

Any suggestions on what to get with my 25 quid Amazon voucher?

>>74521155
> Monica
That is the most pseudo-hippy name I've ever heard. You probably wear organic sandles.

>>74521198
It's the name of the polish girl he was convicted of stalking

back from my run etc

>>74521193
Another Amazon voucher, except this time, give it to a friend to increase your reputation with them from "friendly" to "revered".

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An activity requiring dried cannabis

>>74521163
>>74521125
Rousseau is one of the most influential thinker in western history, don't see the point you two are trying to make

>>74521165
if we admit the nuclear bombs were justified we also admit 9/11 was justified
is that ok?

>>74521193
yeah how about a life LOL

>>74521198
Actually I wear Vans

>>74521219
I don't have any friends

>>74521231
i don't care for his nonsensical liberal viewpoint of anything

i feel sad for the brown thing

must be hard being that delusional

>>74521231
>admit 9/11 was justified
No one is disagreeing with this

>>74521231
>if we admit the nuclear bombs were justified we also admit 9/11 was justified

what an absolutely awful comparison

>>74521231
the united states was not attacking the muslim world so no it wasn't justified

false equivalency

considering sending a picture of turtle mong to tim

What of Paris were nuked? Hahahaha.

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bum is VERY smelly

>>74521323
delete this post mate

>>74521308
has tim responded to any of brits packages in his videos?

>>74521098
You don't need to abduct them anymore Iceland.
Pint and packet of cheese and onion and they'll happily step aboard the longship with you.
They're not quite the same as the first ones you got. Just sayan.

want to do a 23andme but scared i might have some asian/middle eastern dna haha x

I don't like nukes because they kill everyone, and 1/100000nd people are actually decent.

>>74521331
yeah he's shown kev and the mentally deranged brown cunt on camera

>>74521333
me too. I almost certainly native american ancestry.

>>74521308

hmm, i wouldn't

Tim doesn't seem to handle banter very well

>>74521331
yeah he hit the roof when someone sent him photos of kev and polearunt hahahha

>>74521331
He mentions the letter in nearly every video recently.

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>>74521327
FOY

>>74521336
>actually decent
Unlike you

who keeps messaging tim saying "don't mess with me sunshine"?

>>74521375
Marcus Hausen

>>74520175
I'm going to make that tomorrow

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>>74521387
Hope it's better than last time

>>74521333
Being white is psychological. It's about a certain mindset, not your DNA. Do you think Iberians and Slavs are related? Of course not. It's a Christian and Post-Christian/Enlightenment mindset that makes you not a total whiny bitch and act like a civilised human being.

>>74521375

I did it a few times but stopped & apologised because I felt bad.

setting up an artisan wine farm on stardew valley lads haha

>>74521397
crude

Asians at a bowling alley.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1lDGLjEVpQYxm

full english fry is is shit, stodgy and sits in like lead

rather something with more flavour too

even diehard leftists are tearing bill nye apart

they're finally realizing that they've been creating their own opposition and shit like "sex junk" is precisely why trump won

>>74521414
I hope you realise 90% of people only buy old world wines for the pictures of villas and chateaus on the labels and to feel classy.

en marche

>>74521425

thanks for sharing, Zhang

>>74521414
>perennials behave as annuals
bad game

>>74521435
i'll keep that in mind for a casual farming rpg you complete wetwipe.

>>74521425
they're just terribly thrusting the balls down the lane haphazardly
really pisses me off, bowling's not hard

>>74521459
>>74521456
>>74521414
infantile game. sad.

>>74521434

believe it or not, most lefties are cool beans.

>see any girl above 6/10
>feel a mixture of depression, self loathing and fear
Ahhh yes

>>74521459
Even in a videogame, NPCs prefer old world wines because they're RP fags.

>>74521467
it's a relaxing game m8, not looking to go pro

>>74521483
just keep off penny

>>74521002
Same :/

Boss is goimg to lay more work on me tomorrow -giving me a project to manage

>>74521477
I just feel dysphoria

>>74521333
My grandfather was Sicilian, so there's certainly some middle-Eastern lying about in there.

>>74521488
2 late :^)

>>74521477
>tongue ties up
>fall out of step
happens frequently

>>74521397
I have some bacon and sausage from a pig raised on our farm. It amazing.

hate these stuck up cunty white bitches on tinder

>>74521527
Alri paquez

Fuck off and don't @ me again (you know who you are)

Don't fucking @ me

>>74521527
Try your luck with a pre-op paki (honorary white) trans-woman

>>74521531
Alri [insert traditional Aboriginal name]

>>74521527
stop looking for things to get mad about

Anyone else here used to RP in WoW back in 2007-2010? I played that game for 3 years and only hit level cap once (takes most people 2-6 months) because all I did was roleplay.

Man, those were the days.

Werest thou be going in such a hurry Paladin? Haven't ye the temperance of a man of the cloth? What has emboldened your heart to run at such fast a pace through this, the realm of Elmwood? Beest thou on a mission of great importance?

Had some mid eastern food yesterday

Farts are absolutely rancid

Benzo sleep best slep

>>74521401
>Do you think Iberians and Slavs are related? Of course not.
Shit bait son.
4/10

>>74521551
haha what a loser!

Reminder to NOT engage with the Kiwis, as their autism could trigger at any moment

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494144516235.webm

Moonguard (NA). Those were the days. It was always 1/2 trolling, 1/2 immersing myself in Azeroth.

>>74521593
Virus

>>74521527
if 4chan has done any good for me it's made me very self-aware

reckon a healthy dose of the 'chon would fix them

>>74521593
Woah.

>>74521593
Agreed

>>74521597
Played WoW to level 20 before realising MMOs suck

Played some DCU online too, it was a bit more fun as it had a story and direction

>>74521593
ummmmmmmmmmmmm hahahahahahaha

>when all blacks let the wallabies score

>>74521589
> he didn't waste his teens in an RP guild pretending he was a human wizard
Looks like you're the real loser here.

>>74521624
filtered

FUHckin ELL this gen-gen turns to poo-pee after midnight
>muffled "fucking loser" as he closes the door

anyone got tim's high wycomb address?

>>74521624
WoW went to shit after 2010. 2004-2010 it was 10/10, and if you thought it was shit, you were shit.

Post 2010, Blizzard really fucked it up. It's been 6/10 since.

LMAO THAT DICKHEAD GREEN TEXTED AN ACTION POST

>>74521653
At least you have Hearthstone

Never got into WoW 2bh.

>>74521645
not sending him a turtlemong are ya mate

>>74521653
good post

legion is ok though

What are you doing America?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72UPxDFPKDs

What are the lads having for dinner tonight ?

cannot fathom anyone enjoying my presence
even in my fantasies its more of a comfortable tolerance

>>74521699
sausages egg and chups

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shall never watch soccer (unironically)

>>74521673
>>>/pol/ and >>>/bant/ are that way

love how mongs here who get SUPER UPSET at bullying tim

this is a strictly and wickedly nihilistic general

Just did a big Manchester City (shit)

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Struggling to respect PJW after I found out he was a Lanklet

Anyone else here like the Kinks? Severely underrated. Ray Davies got away with saying some totally creepy stuff under the guise of a hit-song. And I don't just mean Lola.

Then again, they were banned from touring in America. I'm surprised they got away with noncey and perverted songs in the UK and Europe, though.

>>74521721
Bullying tim : idc
Bullying kev: will personally heem the fuck out of u

Tim is an obnoxious bastard. Kev is real human bean and a real hero

>>74521671
nah

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>>74521740
>he respected PJW

>>74521766
>190kg nonce
>Real hero

Fuck off peado

>>74521745
they're boring like most music

>>74521740
his head is also tiny

very goofy looking lad

>>74521731
I suppose you support a proper football club like the North Wallaby Moanas

You must have been distraught when they lost 3-0 in their Oceania Champions League 2nd round qualifying game against Caledonian giants "Fruit Picking Casuals"

>>74521791
>Kev is welsh

Despise this meme

Every Kinks album I've listened to, there's at least one track about trannies, or lusting after children. God-tier tunes too, about suicide and people's lives falling apart. Mad props that they got away with that in the 60s and 70s.

>>74521740
doopin hell how long are his legs? feels shopped

actually have more respect for him because I assumed he was a manlet

>>74521720
We've always discussed this shit here mate.
Maybe you need random /bant/?
This is /int/ and /brit/

>Manchester is full of 'fat women that turn men gay' says Russian newspaper

lmao

while everyone else is becoming more right wing, i'm becoming more centrist.

>>74521817


Dunno, he's 6'4'' so very long compared to his torso

it responded

I'm going to play Digimon now while wearing a Pokémon T-shirt (and a plaid shirt to cover my cutting scars)

>>74521832
good

centrism has a good track record

>>74521793
If you don't like Music, I guess. I didn't like the Kinks at first, but then I payed attention to the songs, and I see why they weren't as successful as the Beatles or the Stones. Their lyrics were always about things that weren't acceptable to play on the radio. And not in an explicit sort of way. Their songs come across as very light but they always have subtle social disfunction in them.

you should cover your life and kill yourself

>>74521830
yodeling
sharting
guffawing
brooding
howling
meowing at this post

>>74521881
stop

what would tim do if he received a signed photo of turtlemong

>>74521926
frame it

>>74521903
don't care about lyrics

i needs me a woman who knows how to bust a bollocksack right

http://i.imgur.com/OcVx2IF.gifv

>>74521926
someone please make this happen

>>74521939
winced

>>74521939
don't think I want to open this

>>74521926

he'd probably think it was sent out of malicious intent and become even more paranoid

my town used to be a quiet bogan backwater and now some rich twats have come and started building apartment blocks and a shopping mall

baka

>>74521938
Alright then. That would be like me talking about a detective mystery, and you just say I don't like stories. If you don't like tv shows or books, I guess you won't like detective mysteries.

>>74521943
Being a bit invasive on the Tim is wrong. He is a star here. We should observe from afar and let him at his shenanigans.

>>74521963

you don't see anything, it's completely "safe for work" as one would say.

>>74521974
My town used to be nice and then it got flattened

me and my rich friends moved into some shithole town and fucking with all the useless cunts that live here

>>74521977
i don't think so, there's plenty of music with no lyrics

>74522003
Yes. And I was talking about music with lyrics, so you wouldn't like that. Suit yourself. I don't know why you replied anyway.

>>74521984
nothing wrong with sending him some fan mail lad

>>74521974
GENTRIFIED

>>74522003
post some

>>74522035
rather not

I like to lick

>>74521974
nice

hope you get pushed out by rising rents/property prices you fucking bogan scum

>>74521056
on behalf of the people who haven't responded to this yet: jesus christ

Alri
Drunk as a skunk
Liable forevrrtthing
I killed jfk

>TD's (our version of MP's) voted to stand for prayers before parliament commences
>Stephen Fry getting investigated for blasphemy
>literally cannot buy alcohol on Good Friday because of religious laws
Sometimes I forget how much of a backwards shithole Ireland is

Who else /reallycushyjobthatcantbeautomated/ here? I think I hit the jackpot when it comes to first jobs.

doing a planetscape torment desu

>>74521056
wait so every paki is a nonce given the opportunity or the escapes were orchestrated to make it more fun?

>>74522107
I thought no alcohol on good Friday is fairly normal

>>74522107
Hahahah... Ireland.

I read a thread on Reddit a month back about an Irish single mother of 7 who couldn't get an abortion because she couldn't afford a plane ticket to England.

>>74521056
why does nothing come up on google for shakil choudhury

>>74522129
bit of both

>>74522107
all the good ones left 200 years ago

>>74521056
pakis should be killed in the streets

>>74522107
aren't newborns baptized right then in the hospital?

Pay attention to me now please thamks

>>74522137
Abortion is another obvious one, yeah. My mother had to pay for my brothers girlfriend to get an abortion in manchester

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>>74522130
They probably drink on Good Friday, you just can't buy on Good Friday. You can buy a bottle of Jamieson's the day before and smash it to get through compulsory-mass and self-flagelation with the family.

>>74522095
You are aware whats happened to the cunts inside? One had already ended himself. I wouldn't worry too much. Their lives are a living hell.

>>74522184

nu

>>74522184

>>74522177
Allo allo

you fool, the free attention was for ME

>>74522113
what is it?

Think i walked in on parents doing sex

>>74520696
>>74520737
>>74520891
Just been writing an essay on Japanese foreign relations and the first nation to open up a trade agreement with Japan after 200 years of isolation was the US when they turned up to the Edo port with three massive battle ships. Apparently all the Japs shit themselves in fear and agreed to trade because they thought the US were going to blow them up. A bunch of shit happened and then Japan joined the Nazi's and kind of the same thing happened with the nukes. The Japanese were adamant and refused to back down until faced with insurmountable force.

I could never justify the decision but knowing this history and knowing the two events happened within 100 years of each other, I think the US understood what the nukes would have done. It was a sure means of ending the war and a clearly justified one.