Shop pizza edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4YX6-Y2ECg
mpreg
>>74516336
cara
anime
evening sir, one of your finest 'op 'za please
just made a new
dire state of affairs
why does he love nigger music so much?
UK vs France without nuke
who wins?
FUCK OFF SMOKE EATER!
>when literally the entire world is against you and you still win
haha lefties are piss weak
>>74516413
UK is Islands. France has multiple borders. Didn't you ever play risk?
Doing a listen
Eating plastic-wrapped pizza
Bit of a late dinner
asian housemate is being loud again lads
>he doesn't cook his pizza in a cast iron skillet
>>74516488
FOY
O
Y
>>74516485
dont see how race is relevant
>>74516462
patrician choice
>>74516485
asians are scum
except hong kongers, they're alright
the crust rises
shop pizza is being cooked in the over again lads
>fancy a premade pizza rn lads
>>74516527
If I take the pepperoni off, will you die?
Hi lads :3
>>74516485
you should go flirt with him, would be funny to see him all embarrassed/annoyed ahaha
ive been banned from both /r/communism and /r/socialism and i'll probably get banned from /r/esist now
>>74516413
literally neither could cross the channel
depends if allies are allowed
>>74516533
dont see how where it came from is relevant
>>74516488
>mmm liking this oven pizza
>that's not oven pizza
>it's NOT?!!!
>that's fresh homemade skillet pizza
>>74516413
Japan is South Korea's Britain, SK being Ireland.
Thoughts?
>>74516455
true, that is an important point to make
Think my mum is still awake
>>74516590
give her the d
>>74516590
yeh she is ;)
>>74516413
UK wins. France has a tendency to surrender as soon as things get tough.
the time is 20 to 4
bit late
if i take you out of the shop, will you be oven pizza?
>>74516617
Shut up nerd
>>74516553
Never had a reddit account.
You're all a bunch of useless sheep cunts.
for fucks sake none of you reminded me to get my clothes from the wash
>>74516527
lot of melted cheese for a frozen pizza
time for that wank i was planning
http://imgur.com/a/dMOfp
deep really makes u think
>>74516634
say please
Burning this pizza
With no survivors
need a bf lads
I think we can all agree that shop pizza is simply not what it used to be
>>74516708
brisbane x
flatmates are playing their music so fucking loudly, completely putting me off my wank
>>74516708
London
really want to make a typical american boboli crusted heavy meat lovers pizza and post in thread but Ill get a foy and it's rather late to be fucked with
>>74516655
Not that much, sorry
>>74516716
alri saffer
browsing reddit. fuck donald drumpf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ElB3-4cCZg
Why did they get an Easterling to narrate this?
Feeling somewhat culturally appropriated
just watched the syrian rebels behead a 10 year old
gona be regretting tha later haha
how we are cooked does not matter
what matters is our brand
>>74516744
almost 5 am here haha
>>74516757
Boncluld plormph
Doing a watch of a really strange Japanese pornograph
They have quite odd tastes
>about to message a girl on tinder
>she spells hobby as 'hobbie'
Unmatched
>>74516786
the moderate ones?
>>74516788
crike what you doing up x
>>74516804
maybe she meant to spell hobbies and forgot the 's'
>>74516788
thoughts on drumpf?
bought a powerball ticket. 147mil$ jackpot.
18 25 27 31 48 PB: 17
wish me luck.
I was just out drinking and was approached by two vulgar lads looking for trouble.
One of them was some asian drug dealer or something. decided to drive slowly past me and start at me all intimidating.
The other was some square head guy with a dodgy haircut who incidentally looked like that church shooter in america.
These two cunts came up and briefed me about shit like, I couldnt believe it. They called me an eastern european getting shit faced and then started at me for 5 minutes.
Why do people act like this.
What.The.Fuck.
>>74516830
Walnald Frumpf is not my president
>>74516804
ask her what she calls pizza from coles or woolies
>>74516838
you just doxxed yourself
>>74516843
Fuck off polish scum this is brown man country
Watching Harvey Birdman lads
>>74516843
fuck off back to eastern europe then, pavel.
Me and the lads
>>74516862
only if it's a winner. in which case i couldn't care less. :^)
>>74516874
donald toilet shithead fuckface nigger is not my president
>>74516843
Fuck off gypsy scum
>>74516874
Punch Fallon and Kimmel plz
>>74516843
go home, nobody invited you here.
>>74516818
no good reason I'm afraid
>>74516830
hasn't done much of what he promised has he
Cuckold J. Trump lol
>>74516904
>hasn't done much of what he promised has he
it's been three months, faggot.
>>74516874
Sargon pls
>>74516922
>>74516874
average dumbf voter
>>74516935
classic liberalism has nothing to do with left vs right. retard
i guess the question is, would I be happy with a million dollars? i dunno. people call me redneck, white trash, and blue collar. but i could change all that if i had a couple million dollars. i keep hearin that money is the root of all evil, and you cant fit a camel thru the eye of a needle. i'm sure that's prolly true, but it still sounds pretty cool cause it could buy me a boat. it could buy me a truck to pull it. it could buy me a Yeti-110 iced down with some silver bullets.
>>74516947
They can only carry their guns whilst working. They are essentially posing whilst on the job.
So you're a soldier when someones tells you to be a soldier. Ooooh. So speacial.
Faggots.
>>74516874
2015 man has such an irritating face
>>74516904
wahey same lol!
>>74516954
So why does Sargon consider himself leftist
>sargon is right wing
>>74516950
Cute
You dont like, whats your taste?
anyone else here love squeezing their fordyce spots on their knob
>>74516919
all I'm saying is his presidency's been very boring after that election
ok lads it's 11:01. did i win????????? too nervous to look
>They can only carry their guns whilst working. They are essentially posing whilst on the job.
>So you're a soldier when someones tells you to be a soldier. Ooooh. So speacial.
>Faggots.
>>74516999
win wha?
>>74516954
>classic liberalism has nothing to do with left vs right
if I had a share of stock in papa john's pizza for every time this was typed in /brit i could buy a fleet of ovens
>>74516947
who are these people
>>74517004
did i win the powerball lotto? check the numbers for me senpai. thanks.
>>74517018
>If you were magically granted a portion of a company you would become rich
Smart.
this is an austrian
is he white?
>>74516989
Most Africans would support his supposed lack of support of globalisation. Then again, most Africans both Black and Dutch are right leaning.
>>74516967
no idea, I don't even know who he is but I know calling him a classic liberal doesn't prove anything about him being left or right. jog on
>>74517025
real canadian patriots
>>74517031
wow, i've never known a person who hasn't heard the "if I had a nickel.." idiom in my life
>>74517025
the leaf skwad
>>74516919
He said his first 100 days would be amazing and he's failed at everything he's tried despite having a majority in the house and senate, went back on campaign pledges, sucked up to Israel, turned his back on Russia by bombing Syria and literally now describes himself as a globalist.
>>74517035
seems it, just been outside too much
Screen just went orange
>>74517053
Umm he's a nationalist and globalist sweetie x
Love those tits and her noises. I'd like to be the one to REALLY give her a pounding and change her perception of what sex can be. Dude just wasn't cutting it.
>>74517018
it's true though. classical liberalism is the belief in individual liberty over tribalism. it's the cause of the degradation of modern society
>>74517058
fucking an orange
FUCK DONALD DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!
>>74517037
seems he's got himself a bohemian grove membership now. a typical republican regardless of what he says.
need to sleep ffs
>>74517025
the maple commonwealth brigade
>>74517078
Like you could make a girl feel anything. You are dead inside. You have no passion. You are a product of the mainstream cookie cutter.
HEY TRUMP:
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
want to do a sex wee but don't want to do it by myself
ugh
>>74517129
fight club
sith ifrica
Doing a poo poo
>>74517138
wtf is he ok?
>>74517155
Neelson maindeela
>>74517147
would join you but already had a sex wee tonight x
>>74517164
Is your front facing camera uncovered? Could the gchq see you having a shit if they wanted to?
>>74517129
THE MAINSTREAM
>>74516887
>>74517111
>>74517111
>seems he's got himself a bohemian grove membership now
Lad, he's a 70 year old billionaire. I'd say he was chilling there with Carter and Reagan back in the day.
It's like one step up from golf for the elites
>>74517185
Wireless keyboard mate
>>74517164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eIOAnkAXjc
>>74517155
the white south african accent is the radical centrist of accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP-zON1-O-Q
>>74517165
he is sneeze
>>74517138
this picture was on the reddit front page
>>74517208
It's so impressive that you are shitposting without looking at the screen, like have you memorised how often to press the tab key to send a post.
How do you get past the captcha, lol.
reminder that brits call pulp "juicy bits"
>>74517186
POTION SELLA
>>74517242
don't forget they also call french toast "eggy bread"
>>74517226
where do you think i got it from lol
*spills*
>>74517259
and they call trash cans "wheelie bins"
literally a language made by children
imahjune maiy SHOWCKC
>>74517242
>normalcy
heh state of you.
>>74517281
mushy peas is my favourite
>>74517293
What do you call them
>>74517292
this pic seems weirdly redditish, even though the topic suggests it'd be anti-reddit
stop samecunting pretending you're different people yanky boy
>>74517305
desu i made the first reply to myself, and then some other yank wrote the one about wheelie bins. contemplating replying to all three posts with "samefag" and then another one to that post saying "all me"
you heard their new album lads?
>>74517305
Oh hello dickhead. I know exactly who you are. Muh raging over name fags right. Why are you always here> Why don't you go to sleed. Ugh I'm fed up of yoru shitty posts tbjh
>>74517305
different yank here
*holds up spork*
>his country had to borrow a language from a more intelligent country
reddit and spaced much?
>>74517345
uhhhh
>>74517337
literally no clue who you're on about
are you paranoid-schizophrenic-lad?
>>74517302
do you called mashed potato mushy potato lad
>>74517345
we've improved on it significantly tbqh
>>74517345
Can you use a name or trip so i can filter you
Dating has honestly given me mild PTSD. At least a few times a week I suddenly start grimacing and/or shouting at one of many horrific memories.
>>74517353
all me
>>74517214
>the yeer and nau
>>74517362
haha faggot, found you. Muh sperging over name fags. Cmon faggot show us your dick pics of phimosis. Literal cancer
>>74517366
it's making you be less of an aspie in the long run, appreciate it
>>74517359
shat all over it you mean
>>74517362
no sorry sweetie x
>>74517328
If you don't like English lad, there are other languages available.
Some cunts invented their own in the time you've existed.
>>74517366
years of safariing has given men ptsd too
simply epic series of posts by our brethren 'cross the atlantic
*upvotes*
*gives gold*
>Chin wag
>Luvvly-jubbly
>Tickety-boo
>Toodle pip
>>74517377
what the fuck are you talking about
got a fine for speeding lads hahahaha
have to pay fucking $170 for going 7 km/h over the speed limit.
>b-b-b-but it's not revenue raising!!!
howling
>>74517419
jesus. that would never happen here. you have to be going at least 10mph over
>his country had to steal the flag of its colony and crop it
>>74517419
it's the law sweetie :) if you don't want a fine, don't break it ;p
>>74517419
don't care in the slightest
>>74517419
Why didn't you just give the copper a blowjob and get away scott free
>>74517403
Was that just a random fact or is there a joke hidden in there
>>74517459
neither
WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
IT'S LESS DANGEROUS
HERE WE ARE NOW
MASHED POTATOES
I FEEL STUPID
AND CONTAGIOUS
HERE WE ARE NOW
SQUASHED TOMATOES
A TOMATO
BIG POTATO
A BURRITO
MY TUXEDO
YEAH
>>74517448
Don't use sweetie willy nilly lad.
>>74516617
>>74516660
>>74516744
>>74516818
>>74516964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VMB55KNG2A
>>74517457
it was one of those wanker covert vans that some amoeba level officer parks on the road and leaves for the weekend.
got a fine for illegally entering a country lads lads hahahaha
have to pay fucking $170 for going 7 km over the border
>b-b-b-but it's not revenue raising!!!
howling
>moved houses over 10 times
>parents ask me why i dont have friends
>>74517467
haha decent post actually :)
>>74517459
safariing = going to weatherspoons and chatting up middle aged women/cougars and having sex with them
>>74516660
>grasping the heels
this is doing things to me
Post the Patrick that best sums up how you're feeling
imagine being so dense you can't convert imperial units to the spastic ones. an entire system created to help the deficients by giving them convenient math
>>74517482
no one gives a shit about your blog
>Post the Patrick that best sums up how you're feeling
>>74517448
*calmy waits for the 0.1% to be fined into oblivion*
>>74517475
LITERALLY all me
what on earth is this vocaroo
>>74517366
Same
>>74517501
I care you wanker. Why dont you contribute something for once
>>74517434
pinning me for speeding is understandable, i've never been done for it previously so i'm usually good. the $170 for going 7 km over is an absolute stitch up.
>we are all one race: the human race
>>74517479
when you actually get a licence, you'll realise how little 7km actually is when you're caught by a stationary unit rather than actual police observation.
>>74517475
very nice post
>>74517536
I know m8 I drive too. I'm just saying that there has to be a border, and no matter what it is you'll find people who bitch about going over it.
word of advice: stop picking on yanks
i could and would heem any one of you, don't mess with me sunshine
pic related: me
might do an ol' 'cide
>>74517419
justice
>>74517510
idk it was originally posted on /d/
i found it during one of my routine vocaroo searches in the archives. up to 107 vocaroos in my vocaroo collection.
>>74517550
*suckles on your nips*
>>74517499
quick reminder you lads lost a $300 million space probe because you forgot to convert from imperial to metric
>>74517517
stop defending him
all the worst posts by far tonight were brits here actually
all the worst posts by far tonight were brits here actually
>>74517561
got a stiffy ty
could do with more but i doubt it exists
going on a tinder date
rate the 'fit
all the worst posts by far tonight were aussies here actually
>>74517509
*posts a buzzfeed article about that one nordic country who fines people based on income*
>>74517549
rubbish. the covert vans are designed to ping regular people for going slightly over the speed limit while the police actively prevent themselves going after serious speeders. 7km is literally safe to speed up to in order to overttake tier but if you did it at the wrong moment, you're sprung by this shit.
it's complete rubbish
>>74517568
Straya chap, they have a huge nation. One cannot expect a continent that large to convert. If you were that size you'd understand.
japan is far right
don't have any friends me
>>74517594
she's posted more, her trip is ZombieLolipop. dunno if there's anymore latex stuff tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09zNHvwONxD
>>74517608
Hope this isn't you mate, embarrassing
The only thing I've learned in every writing class I've ever been in is that writing is formulaic. So if I ever write a book, it's going to be a tragedy with no clear protagonist and an anticlimactic ending with every conflict just an unresolved loose end. No happy endings, no heroes or villains, no climax, no resolutions. Just a long meandering tale. There won't even be a moral, unless the reader wants to take "fuck you for reading this" as a moral.
>>74517507
>>74517614
lol nordics will be 3rd world by 2030
cant even begin to imagine what would have to be wrong with a woman for her to willingly and of her own free will actually want me inside her
>>74517619
>>74517419
stop compensating
howdy pardners! don't it just beat all, when some mom has her gosh darn pushchair blocking the sidewalk when you're drivin your rascal to the store down at the mall to get tomay-toes an cilantro an freedom fries an gunshot wounds an sharts an faucets an colorin books for lil' brad an chad an shaneequa an pablo? it sure do make me ornery! i'm like "lady! do the math!" yeeha!
*claps*
>>74517642
it's actually lisicki
Just shagged
>>74517507
alone playing yuro truck simulator 2 and my back hurts and the game crashed and i lost my hour of truckin' BUT i had a good beer
>>74517632
just kept thinking of this and internally howling
thanks a lot though............... yank.............
Just stared at my grandpa and realised what a frail, helpless, old man he is.
Dad told me stories about how he was a huge shitbag when he was my age and how he promised to never be like him.
>>74517658
reeeeeeeeeee
meanwhile there are cunts who fucking drag race near my house every weekend and the cops do fuck all.
>>74517670
what to play that but can't be arsed with the 48hr download hmmmmmmm
>>74517613
Think aussies were second
Really weird night imo cause i didn't notice the leaves, the NZ was angry, the aussies were bad instead of /trueneutral/ and some of the worst posts I've ever seen outside /pol/ or /r9k/ were from brits. Strange to say but Yanks were my favourite
My grandson keeps staring at me
Weird autistic cunt
>>74517659
>pushchair
fucked it
they say "stroller"
>>74517624
Would probably say it's more of a centrist right country but you're not far off.
>he uses heat to chemically alter the ingredients of his pizza
fucking embarassing; please stop posting anytime
Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)13:41:27 No.74517676 â–¶
Just stared at my grandpa and realised what a frail, helpless, old man he is.
Dad told me stories about how he was a huge shitbag when he was my age and how he promised to never be like him.
>>
Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)13:41:40 No.74517680 â–¶
>>74517658
reeeeeeeeeee
meanwhile there are cunts who fucking drag race near my house every weekend and the cops do fuck all.
>>
Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)13:41:55 No.74517685 â–¶
>>74517670
what to play that but can't be arsed with the 48hr download hmmmmmmm
>>
Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)13:42:22 No.74517690 â–¶
>>74517613
Think aussies were second
Really weird night imo cause i didn't notice the leaves, the NZ was angry, the aussies were bad instead of /trueneutral/ and some of the worst posts I've ever seen outside /pol/ or /r9k/ were from brits. Strange to say but Yanks were my favourite
>>
Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)13:42:41 No.74517695 â–¶
My grandson keeps staring at me
Weird autistic cunt
>>
Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)13:42:42 No.74517696 â–¶
>>74517659
>pushchair
fucked it
they say "stroller"
>>74517690
Thanks for the run down
business idea: nuke japan again and hope they go far left this time
>alone playing yuro truck simulator 2 and my back hurts and the game crashed and i lost my hour of truckin' BUT i had a good beer
That's yuro LORRY simulator 2 you dumb yank
>>74517703
what are you on about? I was talking about on the map
>>74517711
all I
Reading graphic novels
>>74517703
Japan is firmly right. And SK and SEA reassuringly right. God bless them.
>>74517714
hehe, not a problem, bud
tinder date soon
yanks (and maybe brits i don't know) what do you call your popper (juice box) when it has chocolate milk in it
>>74517690
probably because of me tbf
why do people not know what they're doing in aldi/lidl?
the large bench thing next to the big windows is clearly meant to be where you pack your bags
and yet plenty of mongs insist on packing their bags right at the tills
ROOOOO YOU DUMB CUNTS STOP BEING INEFFICIENT AND STUPID
>>74517750
no it was all me
If Japan were a person, it would be that guy who makes a mistake and learns from it and goes on to become really good at what they do because they can handle having been wrong.
The rest of the world just blames other people or just doesn't acknowledge making a mistake to begin with.
ok cupid date soon
>>74517764
nah i made some appalling posts tonight dont take the credit
>>74517748
not sure what you're asking
>>74517748
YooHoO
>>74517748
"milk"
>>74517777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q
>>74517561
>pretendgf4
post
>>74517748
chocolate milk is called chocolate milk here regardless of what container it's in
>>74517779
well its not a juice box anymore is it
>>74517777
you just got some sweet digits
>>74517748
yazoo but it comes in a plastic bottle
fucking rank they are
>>74517777
No please, did you not see the whole pizza fiasco? Don't blame yourself, I'll try to do a Japan and learn from my mistakes for tomorrow night :)
>>74517765
I think their Seppeku culture ties into that.
> I maku a mistaku. Oh nooou! Prease forgive me ancestors. *cut out your own guts*
Japanese culture is one of deep repetence for even the most minor infraction. A mindset that leads to success.
>>74517785
yoohoo isnt chocolate milk
>>74517792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ck6keM8ojf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E8kJBcgTAP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yuXxUP31sc
> never been to /int/ before
> fuckit lets check it out
> mfw this is the first thread
>>74517785
>chocolate drink
>>74517734
Pics
>yes, I would love to unironically engage in discussion about japan!
>>74517812
Starting out well with Are Mel
>>74517717
mm yes then why did they put down 'TRUCK' hmmm? could it be a bit of acknowledgement of our superiority?
>>74517812
How do you do, good sir?
>>74517816
>>74517811
milk is an umbrella term for casein fortified beverages
what's the point of immigrants?
>why yes i 'check out' other boards
>>74517811
>>74517836
Czech company, no english staff, guessed the translation after watching a couple episodes of Spongebob Squarepants
they call me billy no mates
NEED a deaf gf lads.
Blind would probably be more likely though.
>an' den dey shot at me like 'pop pop pop!'
We're all immigrants. Even "Natives" are fucking immigrants. People move around. I don't believe in "native" or "indigenous" humanity, at least not in an objective sense. Your ancestors feet were hopping around someone else before they ended up on the patch of dirt you stand on now.
I'm not using this as an anti-European argument. Just as an anti-Nativist argument. I really fucking hate it when Native Americans get all xenophobic and nativist. Fuck off back to Siberia, you cunts.
>>74517822
Yeah it's a graphic novel so there are lots of pictures
i think smoking pipes is really cool
>>74517898
don't care
they call me billy no mays
>>74517719
>poor yanks got himself all confused again
Woo! Yoohoo!
what is the least amount of money you need to live happily for the rest of your life?
>>74517882
iktf
>>74517898
This 2bh
Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. Your wife's son is Nigerian. And then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
Sincerely,
lets just all live and let live.
74517898
shut the fuck up
>>74517905
Which one?
doing a robert wyatt listen cause some italian bloke who fancies himself a music know it all reckons he's good
>>74517898
*migrates into your home*
>>74517922
>>74517935
Batman: The Killing Joke
>>74517922
>>74517898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf5FRPfGiC8
*migrates into bed*
*sleeps*
night x
>>74517944
kek
>>74517920
5 million usd
>>74517939
Saying people aren't natives doesn't mean people can't own land and keep trespassers out. *shoots you in the chest*
>>74517898
What a cuck.
>>74517944
i prefer the food argument
>>74517944
I see no issue with the values of Koreans and Germans
Fuckin hell just looked outside and it's starting to get light again. cant believe I stayed up all night to post in this god awful palce
>>74517946
Good novel
>>74517931
You need to put two meme arrows in front of the post number to turn it into a link. Alternatively, click on the post number and it does it automatically.
I would've thought this was pretty obvious, every other reply you can see follows the same format. I guess using 4chan is easier for some than for others. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.
I wasn't making a pro-Immigration argument. I was just stating fact about human descendance. Our blood goes back farther than where we are now.
Immigration is about citizenship. I only think contributors should be given the privilege of citizenship in a country. If someone is a leech, keep them out.
>>74517966
*falls to the floor, apparently dead. but then slowly gets up, coughing and starting to smile. rips open shirt to reveal... a bulletproof vest! then produces a desert eagle and shoots you in the head with a hollow point round, blowing your brains all over the wall*