Why don't you have a southern gf?

because i'm an asian manlet

>>74515309
I too am an asian but i dont want a southern girlfriend because from my expeiences, by the time they are 18, theyve fucked 30 redneck guys by that time.

>>74515254
I wish. I want a conservative qt 10/10 southern bell.
Bonus point for liking the kkk and hating the north.

because i live in the center-west

they smoke, drink, are fat, obnoxious, low IQ

>>74515641
this is the reason

dunno

>>74515641
So like all women?

>>74515417

Texas women are not afraid of northern men and we hate the Klan.

>>74517571
The klan is your heritage. You shame your ancestors. "Heritage not hate" is the gayesr shit ever. I guess the north really did break the southern spirit.

>>74515254
I've had several and they were crazy. I fucking hate the south anyway but I grew up there, so southern women were the ones I had available to me...

>>74517675
glass house Sweden....

>>74515254
southerners are vile creatures

>>74515254
>Southern
I'm 90% sure I know that girl.
If it's who I think it is, she's from Alberta Canada

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Can't pick up chick on my burro.
>cowgirls wont even look at you if you're not in a big ass expensive horse
Se siente feo..

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>>74515254
>Why don't you have a southern Gf?
Because I don't have any sisters and my cousins are dudes

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Because I want girls to spread their legs, not split their minds in half

>>74515254
They're entitled sluts who want everything. The worst people I've ever had to experience.

too posh for my tastes

>>74515254
because I don't live in 'Bama and am too old to have a college football career

>>74515641
so just like me

They are all fat and the ones that aren't are in long term relationships by the time they are 19.

I have this weird fetish for a CIA or FBI or NSA woman who stalks me and lives in Virginia.

>>74515254
Because she is already taken by her brother

southerners are parasites

>>74515254
would if i could