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memes edition
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doing a poo
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mummy
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pizza
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pathetic edition
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>>74515155

proof immigrants are good for this country if you ever needed any
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>>74515161
t_d is that way love
*points*
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>>74515179
In the loo?
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Guess that proves it then
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bro just throw your cooler in my pickup and we can go to the tailgate and pregame dude
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>>74515161
Fat fuckinh yank idiot ill kill you
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It's called a frozen pizza you stupid proto Yanks.
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>>74515195
/cum/ is that way love
*points*
*while you're looking for it i punch you in the side of the head*
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need a bus rapid transit system for coventry desu
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>>74515201
Poll link plz
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doing a watch
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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Why are most people incapable of being parents? Why can't they discipline their children?
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>>74515219
But there's also chilled pizzas that are in the fridge and not frozen
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Just ordered a Domino's. Can't fathom what sort of contraption they must use to cook it but it's certainly much tastier than oven pizza I can tell you that much!
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>>74515210
aussies love pickups too
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>>74515230
>she's got what your wife used to have

DYING
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>>74515220
*collapses to the floor*

why.....you......

*dies*
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>>74515241
See: >>74515201
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UTTERLY BTFO
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>2017
>he isn't a muscular christian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity
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going to the shop to grab some oven pizzas, anyone need anything?
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DUDE! It ain't a frickin oven or frozen pizza! It's a sloppy Joe buds!
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>>74515249
they're called utes and yours are fuckwit huge and have no functional purpose whatsoever. every dodge ram i've seen is a monster truck monstrosity that looks near useless because of its size.
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had a _____ pizza with gf today
a) microwave
b) oven
c) stonebaked
d) grilled
e) raw
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*shotguns a beer*
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Come to the conclusion that it's only half educated northern mongs that call them 'oven pizzas'
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>6000 words due this week
didn't even go to a lecture for one of them

eek

also tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBKnpyoFEBo
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>>74515289
C
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>he's here
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>>74515289
frozen*
and no, you don't eat it frozen you fucking mong
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>>74515293
southerner at rustler group here, they're called oven pizzas you fucking mess
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>>74515220

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rlRwsKn567
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>>74515297
What do you call pizzas you buy at the supermarket and heat up in the oven?
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he's here and posting nigger music again
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If you microwave an oven pizza is it still an oven pizza?
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it's a shame he uses a trip otherwise I might reply to him
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theyre frozen pizzas you complete mongs
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>oven pizza
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@74515297
>essay based course
howling
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head engineer at BAE systems here and they're definitely called oven pizzas
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just put a pizza on to boil lads
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babestation
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>>74515338
the aussie is right (for once)
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>>74515297
who says oven pizza? It's either takeaway pizza, frozen pizza, or shop pizza. Nothing else is acceptable at all
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>>74515335
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>>74515280
sloppy joes are a pork sandwich though
*pops open a can of Pringles Sour Cream & Onion*
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is blacked still a thing or has that craze died down?
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wasnt someone supposed to get nuked
what happened
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>>74515338
See >>74515240
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>>74515332
a pizza
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>>74515369
Stil very popular in White American suburbs
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Want to wank but my cock just feels lifeless
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>>74515294
I wish I still had Daniel's optimism for life
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that was the only time lisiscki will ever get a (You) from me and it was a mistake
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>>74515369
190cm virgin still seems to love it based on his music choice
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guessing "oven pizza" is some poorthener thing
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>>74515364
Nobody says shop pizza
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Mission control lead at NASA here, can confirm that we call them oven pizzas. Still working on what device takeaways use to cook their pizzas but we'll look at that after we land a man on Mars.
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>>74515240
>>74515377
and those are called pizzas that you bought from the grocery store
as in "trash pizza"
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love pints
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>>74515332
frozen pizza, or shop pizza, or just pizza.
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chief of medicine at Dr Oetker here. our pizzas are infact referred to in their postnatal state as "frozen pizzas".

please contact my office if there are any issues.
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>shop pizza
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whats this oven pizza discussion
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>>74515182
Haha
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>>74515405
Probably. I can imagine that's what they call them in Farmfoods or Lidl but in Waitrose (a shop they have in the South) they're just called pizzas
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>>74515405
nah, I've lived in the south, the north and scotland and they've been referred to as oven pizzas in all these places
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>>74515400
lmao
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umm sweetie there's only one pizza, the human pizza
xxx
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what the fuck is a shop pizza
like shop class? hahaha
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>>74515405
This desu, live in Kent and NEVER heard it

People call them 'heat them yourselves' here
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>>74515364
what are you talking about la'?
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http://www.cbr.com/pepe-frog-creator-kills-white-supremacist-icon/
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>>74515317
The only true answer
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>>74515406
They do, or from the shop, or shop bought. Get fucked.
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>oven pizza

ah yes underclass runt slop
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>>74515453
fake news
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>>74515446
KENT MENTIONED
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>>74515453
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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stop fucking talking about pizza you fuckwits
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love pints
of girl wee
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pizza
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hmmmm
what do you call chips that you buy frozen
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pizza mentioned
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I prepare pizzas at the Asda pizza counter and I can confirm the majority of my customers use the term oven pizza
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>ere man, stick us an oven pizza in would you la I'm fookin starvin I am
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pizzagate is real
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>just off down the car road to buy a shop pizza
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oven chips
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>>74515486
Chipsicles :p
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lovd pizza and pints
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>>74515446
>>74515469
oi oi kent lads, meet you in club chem in 10 minutes x
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>>74515486
oven chips
frozen faggots btfo
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>yanks actually take shopping classes
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>>74515471
Watch your back you reprobate
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pizza

>>74515471
you dont tell me what to do

>>74515486
frozen chips
but that's different cause there's frozen pizza as well, they're just different from oven pizza
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>>74515436
Rubbish. It's got poortherner written all over it. I've lived all over the south, no one says oven pizza.
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>>74515504
but this pizzagate is oven pizza?
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>>74515496
in tears
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>>74515492
>Underclass runt who works in underclass runt supermarket uses underclass runt term
Shocked
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I'm fat
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>>74515453
pepe never dies
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYYpGt8kYD
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>want anything from the shop?
>Yeah get us some shop milk, shop chocolate, shop newspaper and a shop pizza
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Sticking on a fried pizza
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74515496
74515530
samecunt
no one likes your shit bradleyposts, just stop
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>>74515510
mr brains btfo
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>>74515545
actually had a good laff art this one
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I know some really unusual people.
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>young harley works up quite the appetite skipping school to strip copper in the north of england
>harley walks into the kitchen of his 2 bedroom estate flat he shares with his 5 half brothers, 3 half sisters, mum, mums boyfriend and their 3 cats
>mum what's for dinner
>mum looks down at harley and smiles toothlessly
>oven pizza harley! now get your brothers and sisters ready
>okay mum
>mum takes the pizza out of the freezer and places it delicately on the tray so to not disturb the scientific balance of cheese and meat based products
>havent the heart to tell him it's actually frozen pizza but kids need to be able to have somethings like santa or that you cant get hiv by sharing needles
>ping
>oven pizza is ready

ah mum you've done it again!
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eating an egg
what kind you ask? 'tis irrelevant
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>>74515521
lived 18 years across Kent and 5 London boroughs and oven pizza has been the term in all those places but whatever, it's just my anecdotes against yours
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*sticks one of these in the oven*
BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW
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>>74515545
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>>74515496
nah in this scenario you would say just going shop to buy pizza you fucking mong. in the situation where someone asks you what you're having for dinner. you say shop pizza, froze pizza, or takeaway pizza, accordingly.
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>>74515569
a shop egg?
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writing a statement of motivation
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>>74515569
is it a stovetop egg?
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Might heat some shop chips up
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imagine unironically screenshotting one of your own posts
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>>74515588
shop pizza, really? what's your region
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>>74515549
he's here all the time he's useless cunt
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>shop pizza
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>>74515568
screeching
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just deleted my Bradley as this runt has well and truly killed it
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feel like an oven pizza now if I'm being honest
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>>74515569
oven egg?
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fat bottom girls
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>>74515582
>microwave pizza
Tell me this is fake.
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>>74515609
south
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No one liked bradleyposter anyway

He was a dickhead
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>brits name their meals with the appliance used to cook them just incase they forget
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>>74515506
wtf kent is fucking massive and we're both from canterbury? nice
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>>74515623
i'm sorry but why doe that slag's trousers angle downwards?
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Can't stand children

Nurture vs nature is extremely apparent
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warming up sone pizza i bought art the local pizzeria
is it a microwave pizza now?
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CANNOT fathom what kind of poorthern underclass runt refers to premade pizza as shop pizza
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Might unironically have some stove bacon in a min
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>>74515637
we have microwave burgers here. they're absolutely putrid. i don't own a microwave. it;s the ultimate pleb appliance and it just ruins food anyway
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what kind of pizza is it if you use a frozen base but put your own ingredients on it?
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>>74515663
Of the shop variety? Perhaps the microwave kind? Is it oven bacon?
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>>74515670
nerd
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@74515554
not giving you a (You) but decent post
blacks and asians are not british, end of
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GOING to make some toaster oven taquitos now
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>>74515670
how do you cook your frozen vegetables? boil them like a spastic?
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Might have a tap glass of water
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need the virgin walk and chad stride pic plz`
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Will refuse to piss if the lavatory smells bad
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>>74515680
Oven pizza with shop sauce and shop cheese
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so whats this then
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one shop water thanks
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>eating pizza in the first place

enjoy death at 40
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Enjoy your radiation Microwave runts
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>sausage in bread
ah yes, the world famous Australian cuisine
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>>74515708
awful
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>>74515680
Shop pizza
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Having a toaster bread
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>>74515708
delicious
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*says something deep and thought inducing, producing slow nods from all of the lads throughout the thread*


heh yes i am your king... or kang as we say...
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ok so in conclusion:
>A pizza you buy from a supermarket that's in a fridge and is heated up in the oven
Oven pizza/shop pizza for a couple of people/premade pizza according to one person
>Pizza that you buy in the supermarket in the freezer and heat up in the oven
Frozen pizza
>Pizza that goes in the microwave
microwave/microwaveable pizza
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pakistanis and africans and chinese and anyone else born in england is just as english as the so-called natives, moreso even
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>>74515711
>40
cant wait that long desu
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I have toaster toast every morning for my meal breakfast
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eating a burger in bun
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>>74515670
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>74515688
Yes, are you idiot?
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>>74515651
if you're actually from canterbury we might know eachother, if you're a student in the area i probably dont know you
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>>74515682
scum
>>74515688
steam them as they should be you utter amoeboid
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>>74515683
nah they are British but they should represent the place they had their childhood, especially in sports.

high altitude gives too much of an advantage against your Gaz and Roberts
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>>74515729
yeah sure that's understandable
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>>74515729
The first one is just a chilled pizza
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Just had oven bacon in toaster bread with shop ketchup
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Take the piss
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>>74515742
yep student at UKC
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imagine screencapping and reposting your own post, bonkers that
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>>74515732
shrieking
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i'll be back, just gotta go make some kettle coffee
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>>74515729
>oven pizza
No lad we didn't agree on that, oven pizza and shop pizza are both stupid poortherner thicko terms
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>calling them pizzas and not tomato pies
wtf
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@74515746
>nah they are British
they aren't though. only whites are british as we are indigenous to the island of great britain
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going to take a toilet piss lads
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>>74515778
the only real pizza is a 'go 'za
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fuck off you piss kidney
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>>74515763
ah im from cants but study in brighton, probs dont know you then
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>wanting to live

FONT
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comfy
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>>74515746
This is how I feel about KP in the cricket, should have player for south African

He obviously had a saffer accent, not English in the slightest

Also Chris froome. Born in Africa and never lived in Britain
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>>74515773
you're literally the only person that think it's a premade pizza you daft cunt
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>steam them
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Still digesting the oven pizza I had earlier in my organ stomach. Will be depositing what's left of it tomorrow in my poo toilet.
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what a splendid pie, pizza pizza pie, every minute every second pie pie pie pie
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love flirting with straight lads who just get increasingly uncomfortable and insecure
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>>74515782
Only the Welsh are indigenous to this island mate
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>>74515782
grow up Rorke.

Good luck with climate change and your shitty attitude.
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>He's still bradleyposting after his humiliating defeat at the hands of the Australian, poorthern, yank, Irish oven pizza coalition

Pathetic
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>>74515818
and the cornish

@74515825
paki
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>>74515804
We all voted oven pizza for a laugh because it's so ridiculous
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thinking about my possible herpes even though I've never touched someone xx
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been wanting to clean my room for about a year now and every weekend say im going to do it but never do it
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Might do a bed sleep
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>>74515797
comfy af
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>>74515813
pepperonis and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
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>>74515566
Are you the guy from before who said they were from Hull? This city is packed with nutters.
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>>74515817
can't wait til the day of the rope

all gays will be killed
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>>74515844
Howling
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>>74515817
No ones insecure they just don't want to interact with some greasey hideously deformed probably mentally ill plankton
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>>74515844
mate your bed came from a shop.

therefore it's a shop sleep
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>>74515773
You're the worst postern in /brit/
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https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-janey-b-s-nipple-tflyzbh/answers/new.html
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>>74515782
wrong
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>>74515869
I am a greek god
>>74515865
I'm not even gay
I just do it to annoy those insecure twats who can't handle a joke about their sexuality
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Isn't it ironic that this post was the one that started the oven pizza argument?

>>74514416

Think I'll be adding this to the next list of enjoyable /brit/ arguments from times gone by
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>>74515800
tbf if the parents are from the country then he/she should be able to represent the country their parents are from.
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Eating my oven pizza and buying some new body clothes from jacamo
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favourite pizza toppings?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91pvMdoZ80
anime music sounds cover
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>>74515834
t. bradleyposter
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>>74515888
spot the paki
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>>74515889
You're an ugly person inside and out
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>>74515845
California dreamin' af with a nukey brown
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>>74515899
pepperoni and jalapenos my dude
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>>74515889
>not gay
>"i like to flirt with straight lads"

stop lying to yourself
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>>74515899
Cow cheese and pig salami
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>>74515899
Love a bit of beetroot on pizza x
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doing a potty poo
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>>74515916
I'd post my face to prove you wrong but I'd rather not be doxxed
>>74515934
I don't plan on having sex with them or even getting close with them
I just like to mess with them because they're spaghetti spergs
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>>74515936
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>>74515899
Banana and pineapple
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>>74515899
shop cheese, shop tomato paste, shop ham, shop salami, shop capsicum
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>>74515889
you should see how annoyed they get when you suck their cocks, would be funny as haha
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Hey lads, remember knock off ginger?
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>>74515936
I'm more a fan of chicken chicken myself
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>>74515764
was about to post this
baffling, would love a look inside the mind of madness
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>>74515894
But mo Farah's dad is British and you were just saying the opposite about him?

So it doesn't count mo Farah's dad is British because he's black? Racist cunt
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>>74515161
The /pol/ and /x/tan one, back in the days of the 4chan ball was better.
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>74515914
yea cos if you stopped the average person on the street they wouldn't say the same thing
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>>74515971
Doesn't ring a bell,no
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>posting laughing reactions at your own posts
imagine having a brain doing this
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>>74515947
do you also suck dicks "just for a laugh" you fucking bent freak
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>>74515899
cornetto
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Off to the shop

Anyone want 'owt?
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>>74515961
you mean nicky nicky nine doors?
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>>74515201
We call them "frozen/freezer pizzas"
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>>74515987
it's not bent if it's just bants
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looking for negholes to poz lads
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>>74515958
>>74515940
>>74515936
>>74515898
>>74515880
>>74515844
Top trending gimmick, can't wait to see how it develops

Oven pizza and shop pizza mongs utterly humilated
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>being a rorke in the current year
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>>74515960
>>74515987
hmm

I think you lads should stop projecting
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any fellow 'pedes itt?
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>>74515995
Twix.
20 lambert too. good lad.
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>>74515900
>rei's tits
feel like a nonce
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any1 else think /bant/ is gay?
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>>74516019
pedophiles?
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Quick word of advice to all the benders here: always use a willy condom. Bareback sex isn't worth the risk.
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>>74516010
>Premade pizza mong thinks that he wasn't humiliated

Did you not see the poll lmao, you're the ONLY premade mong
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DON'T think I wiped my arse very well in the wc lads xx
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>>74515995
shop cornetto
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imagine replying to three of your own posts at once
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>>74515995
Yeah a few things mate, we're out of bogroll, Ah, I don't have cash. You'll have to use my card. Let me give you my pin so you can go to the cash machine... It's... On second thought, I'm alright cheers.
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>>74516039
SHART
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>>74516013
stop trying to deflect

you flirt with straight lads and suck their dicks yet you claim you're not gay
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>>74516013
Oh so you're a psychologist as well as a detector of insecurities amongst heterosexual males

You're actually just a retarded wee freak and a very very ugly creep that no one wants to interact with
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>>74515967
never knew that

cool

i retract my earlier statement about representing your parents country
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>>74516033
Me
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>Why yes I will be voting for the Tories on June 8th
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>premade pizza
people really call it this? if you buy it in the shop and stick it in the oven it's an oven pizza surely
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>>74515997
>>74515805
>>74515688
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>>74516051
saw a grown man in a bath robe and slippers shuffling outside the mart a while ago
also somebody was literally shot and died in front of it just a while ago
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>>74516066
Ahh so it turns out after all this posturing calling people rorkes and racists and pretending you're a lefty that you're actually a racist mong who's annoyed at someone simply because they have different colour skin
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>>74516059
>You're actually just a retarded wee freak and a very very ugly creep that no one wants to interact with
nah
calm down you bloody muslim

>>74516056
>you flirt with straight lads
as a joke
>suck their dicks
no I don't
stop putting words in my mouth
I don't find them attractive, ergo I'm not gay
silly yank
>>
>>74515967
>So it doesn't count mo Farah's dad is British because he's black? Racist cunt

well seeing as black people aren't british sounds fair to me
>>
I'm 26, and at present, I have only one friend, who happens to be a recovering drug addict (I don't touch drugs tho). It baffles me how everyone else my age seems to have their social life sorted in Ireland. They're all part of snapchat groups, WhatsApp groups, Facebook messenger groups. I have none of that. They all have buckets full of social options for weekends. I haven't got that either.
I just feel so..disconnected, in a society like Ireland where people are known for always having lots of friends. Being in your 20s is supposed to be about the craic, the social life, the nights out.
At present, I go out about once or twice a month, and I stick to my small suburb of Dublin when I go out, so no town for me. I go for coffee with my friend once a week. That is literally the extent of my social life.
It's a painful feeling to know that if I died tomorrow, about 5 people would actually miss me (mam, dad, 1 best friend, 2 acquaintances). Even tho that wouldn't matter because I'd be dead, it's still a sobering realization that not many people care about you.
The worst part is that I'm a nice person with a really good sense of humour who is also a good listener, so there's nothing particularly off-putting about me that I could improve on. Although I am quite introverted so I hate talking for the sake of it.
I'm through college which is meant to be the most social time of your life, and I ballsed that up due to putting lots of energy into a relationship that went nowhere. I'm lost.
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>>74516077
No, no one calls them that, it's bradley poster samefagging
http://www.strawpoll.me/12911433/r
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12911621
http://www.strawpoll.me/12911621
http://www.strawpoll.me/12911621
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>>74516088
>lisicki practices doublethink regularly
whoa, mind really exploding here
>>
Boiler keeps making a weird noise. It's not even on. Sounds like pipes being shaken. Any boiler engineers in tonight? Could use some advice.
>>
imagine being up at 3am on a sunday morning on a racist japanese animation board arguing about pizza
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>what would you like for tea son
>A premade frozen oven shop pizza please mum

Hmm
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>>74516088
>replying to it still
>>
>>74516116
give it a good whack
>>
just heard a drunk scottish lad outside shouting "Fuck off! I'll suck you off to completion!"
had a giggle
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>>74516088
nah I just think people should represent the country they're born in.

not racist
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>>74516101
just looked at this and realised i'd either call it a frozen pizza or just a pizza

nevermind
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>>74516089
>>you flirt with straight lads
>as a joke

except you're the only one in on it

seems like something a gay would do
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>>74516095
Sorry mate this thread is for discussion on pizza etymology, a post of this poor quality belongs on /cum/
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>>74516149
give him a good whirl
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>>74516160
>except you're the only one in on it
nah
most people in the room will be aware that it's a joke
only the insecure spanners will think I'm being serious
>>
>>74516143
Not going to try that, it doesn't sound like you're qualified.

It also looks like the filter's leaking some kind of white stuff.
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like to prank other straight guys by sucking them off lads haha boy you should see their faces! they're so uncomfortable hahahahaha
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>>74516172
You sound insanely autistic
>>
virtualgeisha desu lads
>>
>>74516184
lol awks! haha good one
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>>74516172
you are a very strange man
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>>74516174
FILLED with my spunk earlier mate, right to the top
sorry about that
>>
>>74516184
Make it about pizza you twat
>>
>>74516203
good post
>>
mpreg lads
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>>74516124

Where did it go so, so wrong?
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>>74516193
>>74516205
>american and irish sense of """""""humour""""""

ah yes
live a little you dumb closet cases
>>
like to prank other oven pizzas by sucking them off lads haha boy you should see their toppings! they're so uncomfortable hahahahaha
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>>74516221
>>74516221
>>74516221
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>>74516239
>no subject
do NOT post here
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>>74516212
like to prank other straight overn pizzas by sucking them off lads haha boy you should see their faces! they're so uncomfortable hahahahaha
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'magine being such a lefty melt that you say "rorke"
howling
>>
Who's the authority in pizza etymology?

>Dictionary
>Supermarket
>Pizza manufacturer

Considering writing a few computer emails to solve this conundrum
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>>74516238
don't you ever steal my post ideas and post them before i do and also make them better EVER AGAIN
>>
need a real new
hop to it runts
>>
Rorke: oven pizza
Rashers: premade pizza
Radical centrist: 'za
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euro truck simulator simply doesn't have the real american bonnets
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>>74516284
*does it again*
>>
actual thread that people can find
>>74516336
>>74516336
>>74516336
>>74516336
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New.

>>74516336
>>74516336
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