/brit/

maisie

remember, if you aren't revising, eating or exercising, you should be sleeping

maisie

Got invited to be on university challenge lads

Told them to fuck off

plymouth is actually an alright place

>wake up sometime in the middle of the night wondering when and how i got to my tent
>unroll my sleeping bag i don't even remember grabbing
>go back to sleep
>wake up a few hours later feeling hung-over as shit. still confused
>change out of my soaking wet and muddy clothes
>go back to sleep
>wake up again but don't want to get out of my tent because it's raining and i hear people outside talking and socialising
>finally get up about 10:30AM
>barely talk to anybody else there
>put away the tent
>decide to go for a quick drive into town
>instead drive an hour and a half home
>didn't even tell any of the people that i was leaving
>browse 4chan

been doing that last one for the past 6 hours

I'm a chechnyan, afghan, Iraqi, Syrian vet

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Hate pakis
Love pints and felix

>>74512391
im doing all 3 right now

>>74512391

Thanks for reminding me anon. Nighty night!

You lads ever get so much 'tism at once that your heart rate speeds up, you get hot and you start panicking about it?
n-no? me neither haha

need a bf

>>74511986
It all started with one guy on /r9k/ and grew from there. I guess if a single person spams cuck threads 24/7, over the course of several weeks it's enough to bind like 10 cucks to the site who were just randomly passing by. If 1 of those 10 starts spamming as well, you have a positive feedback loop and then it's just a matter of time.

Gonna do a wank when the sun goes down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5E6wr9O_TU

he thinks that im a cabbage
cause i hate university challenge

>>74512411
Who's the model

*sighs*

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Wish I were pretty.

>>74512391

piss off you student shitebag

>>74512458
knock me down with a feather
clever trevor

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if ever by some random act kev was in high wycombe and tim came across him i wonder how the altercation would unfold

>>74512466
what's up babe? x

I heard the Irish love to fight eh? Id love to fight anyone who thinks they can handle this 100% country boy. That's what they call you, the fighting Irish. Lemme show you our neck of the woods, you young squires are gonna be running back to your pot of gold, you leprechauns. I'll show you how those real country boys do it. We were raised on farm life

Raise Hell and eat cornbread yee yee

I could wreck every single one of you ITT one on one.

wish I could invoke depressed and paranoid mood. it's the only way i can feel something

I have this fit polish bird absolutely whipped for me, literally begging for my cock and to go out with me

Polish birds are easy to manipulate and control its hilarious, even the fit ones have such low self esteem

Why are all polish posts on this board nonces?

the dodos? big fan

Shan't be entertaining the yankee

>>74512525
doubt it tbqh

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EVIL JEW

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>>74512525
SINCERELY doubt it.

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>>74512391
alri andy

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nomblers rooooooooooooooooooo

Might go to Marlow and High Wycombe and post timestamps outside timmys

>>74512532
Not a single decent arse between the lot of them.

>>74512537
Catholic upbringing

>>74512519
We live similar lifestyles, us culchies and you redneck boys

no need for this provocation, keep er civil

i'm fat hairy and ugly

jdimsa

one direction songs have deeper meaning than sign of the times

>>74512391
exam monday and my sleeping pattern is out of whack
should probably get to bed now, get up early tomorrow, and go to bed even earlier tomorrow

>>74512532
or they want a passport and you're falling for their tricks you runtilian

im not sane im just pretending lol

Stop bullying a mentally ill man you cunts.

>>74512571
business idea: book a check up with vinay at dentalyn

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>>74512571
They got Tim Horton's there now?

>>74512428
what does felix smell like?
>>74512434
i've fainted due to anxiety before aha

>>74512571
Do it

>>74512587
>he doesn't prepare for exams with a 36 hour non stop amphetamine fueled cramming session
font

>>74512589
Nah she was born here runtphibian

I can call her an ugly nasty little cunt and ignore her for a day an the next day she'll be begging for it again, she's a daycent ride too

>>74512589
Why would a Polish girl want an Irish passport when they're both in the EU you thick cunt

Real nigga hourz smash dat button

>>74512609
>me
>a normie
i wish
i'm usually too nervous before to revise

Anyone see 4chan threads as they're falling asleep? During that stage where you're asleep but not fully. Can even read what the posts are saying in some of them.

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>hey dude Brad, Chad and I are gonna go watch a movie wanna come?
>No shirts allowed

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>>74512603
Shea butter and love

>>74512542
To the English, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.

How was vodka invented by Russians and not the Irish? It's booze made from a potato FFS!

brother's bird dumped him haha

>>74512638
how many press ups a day to achieve those pecs?

>74512643
foy

Might kidnap Tim's bears

>>74512659
Look up poitin

>>74512643
Don't Yanksplain at him, Yank.

>>74512659
The Russians potatoes didn't go smelly

*blows up in your face*

just FUCKING GET AN ABORTION REEEEEEEEE

>think of shitpost
>can't be arsed typing
>can't be arsed doing anything
>feel despondant
>feel like doing a cry

>>74512622
they're scheming something big, and u dint recall inviting you to the conversation you interrupting mollusc. away with you.

>>74512613
enjoy your condom with holes in it nemarunt unless you don't believe in them. If so, give mah best to connor jnr

>>74512715

>>74512715
*pat*

>>74512715
things can only get better

>>74512686
knew an irish lad whose family made their own, that was some strong stuff
Some irish people are proper weird about it though, my mum's family used to give it to her when she was like 8

Awakening my pineal, lads

>favourite music: Adele, Taylor swift, One direction
>Favourite books: James Patterson
>favourite sport: Cristiano Ronaldo, Real madrid
>Favourite tv show: Dr phil, Game of Thrones
>Favourite Movies: Rogue One, Finding Dory, Captain America: Civil War
>Favourite Radio show: Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh

>>74512641
:3
cute
>>74512713
stairs

>>74512718
Fuck off you plankton

What do you mean by believe in them you amoeba

I like primus and kraftwerk and talking heads and death grips

>>74512739
cheers tone but I don't think they will

>>74512740
My best mAtes da used to make it in the garden

First time I got drunk was at 12

We drank a few shots of his das poitin an were fucked not long after, thanks for the good memory

I like sugar and I like tea
But I don't like niggers
No, sirree

>>74512747
nah shes alri
it's just the little parasite inside her i want rid of

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>>74512638
>TFW supper 'chad' tier name
>TFW autistic sperg

I was set up so well but I fucked it all up

suddenly remembered the time I was very drunk and twatted my brothers girlfriends handbag out of her hand

feel very embarrassed desu lads

>>74512807
is it Zach?

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>he uses the business idea gimmick

When the devil wants to dance with you you better say never

Because a dance with the devil may last forever

Why is the rest of /int/ so fucking lame

Honestly cant stand the latinis especially like brazil and Argentina

>>74512839
hablas la lengua?

>>74512755
catholics and birth control don't go well together so watch yer potato chip or you'll have baby mongs to look after too you krill

>>74512832
Doxxable info

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>just FUCKING GET AN ABORTION REEEEEEEEE

>>74512839
shut up you pathetic twat

no one cares just fuck off

>>74512834
>gif
fuck off

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>her sexuality is listed as 'asexual'
>she has kids and wants more

hmmmm

>>74512839
that's a timezone problem, probably, but i do agree /brit/ is practically the only reason i come here

>>74512849
Wouldn't mind having a fit polish wife to beat, fuck and abuse

Not a fan of half polish kids

Why do normies care so much about muh healthcare

Gibs me free surgery

How about no?

little fun fact for those that keep up to date with /brit/ lore
the same lad who went on for 2 days about abortion being fine is the same lad who got his gf pregnant and she's keeping it

>>74512857
bit rude

>>74512859
>shit gimmick
fuck off

>>74512857
hope that cheered you up a bit xx

>>74512885
yeah why would they care about staying healthy

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>lecturers dislike me
>have said i shouldn't be there in not as many words
>some visibly disgusted when i pass modules by the skin of my teeth
Luck will run out soon but I'm enjoying it whilst it lasts

>>74512884
There's literally nothing wrong with Poles, as long as you get the Germanic/Baltic ones.

>>74512859
what's the problem?
not enough bandwidth for such files?

I once knew a nigga who's real name was william

Have free healthcare but haven't been to the doctor in like 2 years later

phimosis

>>74512915
knew one called wilfred lol

why do so many Asian lads cry about white lads shagging Asian women yet they pretty much cut off their left bollock for the plainest looking white women

confusing, very confusing

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>>74512912

reminder that y*nk government spends more per person on healthcare than the UK, and they STILL have to pay
lmao

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>>74512885
healthcare is a basic human right, poor people in tiny rural communities hundreds of years ago still got some sort of medical treatment for free

lmao at the yanks and not having universal healthcare when all european countries have it

Is Tomasz O'Flanagan a nice name for my future half polish spawn?

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>>74512953
do i know you

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parked the whip in the garden

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>>74512947
>all the european countries
and more

>>74512970
Hope not

*revs universal healthcare*

I'm drunk lads

had some good banter with a pretty girl on tinder so I feel a bit upbeat about it. on the other hand I've been depressed the rest of the day because I'm a pathetic loser.

And when you stand before God, what will you say, lads?

is phimosis an easily solvable situation to get out of or is it really as fucked as it sounds? im a right tosser so

i reckon tim's mental health would be in better straits were the nhs privatised

>>74512994
alri

>>74512980
oh, h-haha

>>74512994
'ne-o please

NEED Ireland to revert back to its 3rd world ways

We are losing our culture

Gonna join the reserves

Seems like a better way to spend my weekends than getting pissed on my own and playing games like I normally do

>>74512994
the meaning of life is not at the bottom of a pint glass but the journey to it.

>>74512994
Nothing; I will simply be, as I always have been.

>>74512994
sorry

always used to think everywhere but the US had an NHS style health system but almost everywhere else has a mandated state insurance scheme with mixtures of private and public provision, we're literally so far left on healthcare compared to other things

>>74512994
nothing or if I get the chance "fuck, I'm done for, eternity is not going to be pleasant"

>>74512978
surely north korea has universal health care

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Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?

Think about it

>>74513021
yeah

and kicking the poles out will be the first step

>>74512978
>all the european countries
i counted at least 13 that don't

>>74512862
her man can't satisfy her LOl

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>>74513033

i saw god

she's black

>>74513049
reddit

>>74513050
I'll take your head off your shoulders if you speak about my wife like that again

I need some pussy.

>>74513058
then if you're right, seeing as she messaged me first, this must be a good sign then?

>>74512940
I'm loling at this post. Don't think it's because it's funny. Aren't like 30-40% of all Aussies obese? Imagine the Aussie who was so rump-roasted when he made this

Emu War never forget. All Aussies are not much higher than the birds they lost a war against

>>74512885
moron

>>74513085
feel between your legs then you soft cunt

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>>74513085

>>74513093
didn't read

Immortal technique is a sikkunt but the whole Latin American Marxist revolutionary shtick is S-A-D!

>>74512994
it wasn't my fault

>>74513085
on your face?

>>74513051
where from? that map? reminder that the little dots aren't all countries

>>74513083
Age like fucking milk those slavs

Enjoy 4 rashers hanging off a clothes line vagina when she turns 40

>>74513106
Of course you didn't. Aussies don't read

>>74512947
we have "universal" healthcare btw

we just don't like to talk about it because we don't want everyone to know how perfect we are

honestly can't fathom how people can unironically believe in god

i understand if you're just doing it to be edgy but to actual believe in the supernatural utterly ridiculous

>>74513049
>the Simpsons
Grandpa, it's time to eat!

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>Of course you didn't. Aussies don't read

>>74513142
edgy 14 year old

>>74513131
don't talk about tomasz's mum like that

just got utterly blown the fuck out by an intelligent, handsome and athletic American, what course of action do I take?

>>74513166
rasheed

>>74513040
NHS is a brilliant idea but too many people for it to work

we need to cull the population

>>74513142
When you believe in allah you can actually feel his presence in circumstances where bravery is needed, circumstances where people like you feel "anxious" and "awkward"

Inshallah, he strengthens me

>>74513161
Name any famous Aussie who didn't become famous for shagging crocs

>>74513046
guess it probably does
fun side note: look at the healthcare in north korea wikipedia
literally shilled

>>74513142
yeah because it makes sense that everything just gave birth to itself you utter mong

>>74513142
same
i can only assume they were brought up with it drilled into their heads

parents brought me up as a strict agnostic
agnostic to this day

>>74513177
try to get him to ask about rugby, we haven't had big strong approval of it in a whole and it's starting to dwindle here

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>>74513192

>>74513184
why is there being too many people a problem?

>>74513200
>we don't know, therefore god!

childlike reasoning

>>74513199
what's "shilled" about it

>>74513200
Makes more sense than adding an extra step with no proofs that gave birth to itself.

yanks >>>/int/cum/

Hate negative people and people who don't know their place

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>matched with a girl on Tinder.
>say hi
>turns out she's a prossie and wants to be compensated for going out with me

Is this the correct way to behave?

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why is tod such a cuk ? ? ?

>>74513184
>but too many people for it to work
>we need to cull the population
wrong wrong wrong

the real issue with the nhs is that it purposely overcharges itself for things and also the tories are sabotaging it with the Health and Social Care Act 2012
fix both of those and also flush out the middle management, increase funding somewhat and hire more doctors/nurses and it'll be great

>>74513231
need more drugs
need more hospitals
need more staff
need more money

Why haven't you converted to Islam?

>>74513221
rugby is a semen slurping borefest compared to the literal war-like clash of gladiators that is the NFL, I know this because an American intellectual told me this on /sp/ and I am physically unable to recover

you are a fucking dumb runt browsing on a grade school tier app like tinder

fuck off

>>74513236
*holds my hands up*
i was wrong
i'll think of what i was referring to later on

>>74513272
don't believe in god
also they don't like it if I change my mind

a nice day with the wife and kids? or lock yourself away from them and goon to my perfect teen butt? hmm. #findom #femdom @RTfeet @RTsubby

>>74513272
why the fuck would i

*subtlety applies the pressure*

>>74512988
FONT

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>>74513250
Is that allowed as per Tinder's ToS? If not just report her.

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fuck apple

Love chebs
Love arse
Love feet

Hate women

>>74513273
that's why it's dwindling here. our major news networks broadcast a post about how nfl is human chess played by only the most remarkable athletes and that rugby is shit so everyone took his strong word for it and no one likes it anymore!!

>>74513264
is this bait? why would a tax funded resource be better with a smaller tax base?

>>74513286
>>74513289
Do you want to be denied entry to paradise on account of being an apostate?

>>74513252
Bill Gates has a way to go to catch Norman Borlaug.

>>74513328
>nfl is human chess
I know you're memeing but this is what a lot of Americans actually believe

>>74513343
hello nigger

>>74513335
amount of money needed to support NHS increases with population faster than money provided by population

>>74513272
Let's see...I can convert to Christianity, which has cool ass knights, empires, beautiful blonde bussoms, actual smart people, interesting and diverse history and artwork, nice culture and tradition

Or I can convert to Islam, which really, the only thing going for it as the cool stained glass.

>>74513349
gates is the most successfully smug human being i've ever encountered
he's so obvious about murdering third world indian peasants

>79 pay grades in the NHS
fucking REEEEEE

>>74513335
>health tourists
>paying tax

>>74513343
There's no such thing as paradise you mong, grow tf up.

>go outside London
>london taxis

not happy about this one

religious people are terrified of death so they concoct "afterlife" shite to help alleviate their anxiety because they're weak minded fools

i embrace it
i live for the darkness, the hate, the misery

i am become death

is wanking to roseys pics (obviously closing one's eyes when she shows her face) theft?

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>>74513369
>Let's see...I can convert to Christianity, which has cool ass knights, empires, beautiful blonde bussoms, actual smart people, interesting and diverse history and artwork, nice culture and tradition
>Or I can convert to Islam, which really, the only thing going for it as the cool stained glass.

>>74513369
child

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bought this homeless man a coffee earlier

>>74513376
His ruthless business practices probably drove a few people to suicide too.

>religion
>caring about problems for future dead you

I'll let him deal with it
right now I'll live in the now

>>74513379
don't think health tourism is a serious issue, obviously inherently not great and has the health surcharge to cover it now but it's blown way out of proportion compared to other, homegrown inefficiencies in the NHS
i know its a nice idea that the foreigners are ruining your country but it's not really true

>>74513359
for a bit, yeah, babies and mothers cost money and babies don't pay tax for a bit the fuckin scroungers, but basically it's irrelevant unless you've got a massively growing population or a shrinking population

>>74513418
He's just making words up now.

>>74513418
truly a russian shill

probably spent summers getting bummed by putin

>>74513418
i'm convinced that the only thing richard spencer actually wants is to anger as many people as possible

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>>74513442
>but basically it's irrelevant unless you've got a massively growing population

BIN LADEN DIDNT BLOW UP THA PROJECTS

IT WAS U NIGGA

TELL THE TRUTH NIGGA

>>74513447
his wife is russian too

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494116517010.webm

my nipples are hard

>>74513442
>I don't think, or don't want to think, something so therefore it isn't true
k

>>74513474
what is this graph? why are there 5 times as many women as men?

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always get bullied off /eire/

>>74513490
she's ukrainian and participated in the euromaidan shite with anti-putin neo nazi groups

>>74513482
good song

>>74513501
it costs roughly 0.3% of nhs budget
there are bigger problems with the NHS lad, i'm sure you understand that

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screaming

>>74513456
wonder how long until he praises the khmer rouge

>>74513532
And that's the best part of it

AND FROM THE PLAINS OF ROYAL MEATH
STRONG MEN CAME HURRYING THROUGH
WHILE BRITANNIA'S HUNS
WITH THEIR LONG RANGE GUNS
SAILED IN THROUGH THE FOGGY DEW

normies dragged me to a nightclub, honestly dont know why i even still am alive

i left and got home and they're still inside

honestly have no idea why i even pretend that i'm normal, i'll never be like them lol

>>74513562
FONT

hate normies
hate pints

>>74513501
>>74513535
wait no even less
the estimated total spend on deliberate health tourism is estimated at around £110m to £280m
about half the stationary budget

>>74513562
stop associating with them and stop leaving the house

what were you even thinking?

wish I was a billionare so I could pay rosie millions to beat the shit out of me and tear my balls off

>>74513541
poor lad

post your favorite footy quotes
>THIS DOES NOT FEWKIN SLEHP

>>74513264
hello underaged runt

>>74513598
Stop trying to be English you cringey spastic

>>74513562
nobody likes nightclubs. It's just a massive meme that people buy into. You've got to put up with it from time to time if you want to be included, at least up to a point when you've been to them enough that making a decision not to go isn't strange

Fingers on buzzers, ten points for this starter question

In what year was Keir Hardie first elected as an MP?

>>74513530
fuck off richard

weekend nights /brit/ is the best cause all the normoid scum is absent

>>74513589
I bet that doesn't include all the people they are supposed to collect direct payment/insurance from but don't bother to if what you said was even true

>>74513627
1892 my man. Easy question

>Ah yes, it seems to have Japanese writing on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxvAxmvUUeI

>>74513590
thought maybe i could be a normie too

my mum cried to me on the phone last week how i spend my entire life on the computer

think i just have to tell her that that's reality and she'll have to get over it

wish i could snuggle someone

>>74513627
1906

>>74513635
>Saturday night
>weekend
Some of us have church tomorrow lad, can't be turning up hungover for that. You can get away with a few drinks on Friday night but Saturday night is a sensible one

>>74513621
>Stop trying to be English you cringey spastic
this would upset the eternal paddy

https://youtu.be/FZqWFAMCoxw
>Japanese and Korean grime mcs collaborating
what a time to be alive
pakim has been to England loads though

Describe your physical appearance

>>74513658
>like your esteemed father
haha is this his son showing him the memes

OK, listen Juan Valdez, just give me my product
Before we chop off ya hands for worker's misconduct
I got the power to shoot a copper, and not get charged
And it would be sad to see your family in front of a firing squad
So to feed your kids, I need these bricks
40 tons in total, let me test it, indeed I *sniff*
Shit, this is good, pass me a tissue
And don't worry about them, I paid off the officials

There's literally nothing wrong with hedonism

>>74513648
>supposed to collect direct payment/insurance from but don't bother to
any non-eu national has to pay the surcharge as part of the visa application
we have bilateral agreements with most euro countries to get money back from EU nationals treated in the UK

>>74513698
handsome enough to have people ask me why i've never had a gf but not handsome enough to actually attract any woman

>>74513689
quite catchy but the lad looks pretty funny

>>74513658
based moggy

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>>74513698

>>74513698
tall, skinnyfat but curvy in an almost feminine way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_military_intervention_in_Ukraine_(2014%E2%80%93present)?wprov=sfsi1

find it funny that the page is titled anything but "russian invasion of the ukraine (2014)"

>>74513356
if americans believe it then it's true xx

>>74513701
probably just the runt offspring of another tory politician. i think jacob rees-mogg's children are all too young.

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cymru tbhlads

Honestly, without my PC and the internet I think I'd kill myself.

>>74513743
you're so thick

>>74513698
5'11"
fat
brown hair
blue eyes

>>74513698
lanky, ridiculously proportioned, hilariously tiny head, weak, spotty and stretchy pale skin, school-shooter thin hair and receding hairline, baggy eyes, feminine-shaped legs with bites that never healed, hairy shoulders, odd knob, slouch
nice cheekbones though

An absolute qt who looks way out my league matched with me on tinder
Nervous as fuck right now lads ahah literally drenching myself in sweat

>>74513743
Russia is defending ethnic Russians from Ukrainian neo-nazis and NATO expansionism

>>74513782
FONT

>>74513743
underage poster

>>74513701
james dellingpoles son

>>74513698
baby face
moderately attractive
manlet according to 4chan, average height according to the real world
slightly tubby
bow legged or something

bowling a googleh

>>74513740
lewd

>>74513767
>>74513790
>>74513792
RIDF out in force tonight

gf just sent me a photo of her rabbit inside her saying "i was thinking of you, night xx"
if she wasn't having a kid i don't want i might really like her

>Honestly, without my PC and the internet I think I'd kill myself.
ASOmodern_men.pdf

>>74513698
like paul ryan

>>74513698
6'0
Brown hair
Blue eyes
Very defined features
Muscular
All round handsome devil tbH but I have the 'tism of course

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>>74513698

>>74513743
fucking hell yanks are thicker than pig shit

>>74513743
russian military entered ukrainian territory without ukraine's permission
can be completely justified but i suppose it's still an invasion

>>74513830
THICC

>>74513822
underage poster

>>74513698
6'1
lanky and skinny
dark brown hair
blue eyes
big forehead
babyface
i think i look attractive when i see myself in the mirror but in reality im probably a 5/10 at best

paki delivery driver stared into my soul earlier
still a bit shaken

are there honestly people under the age of 40 who go to church?

>>74513830
klinefeldter or whatever?

>>74513782
she won't respond to your messages my lad, just so you know.
I mostly use tinder for finding girls with enormous chebs who explicitly reference the fact that they have very large boobies in their bio or else implicitly reference it by having a significant proportion of their pictures focus on them wearing clothes which highlight this fact. It's niche, but it's surprising how many women fall into either of these two categories.

normie location: kitchen

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>>74513828

I don't understand why that yank just got a load of (you)s

>>74513826
hmmmmmmmmm

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>>74513698
bit like this, before the incident of course

business idea: buy black nail polish and paint my toe nails

>>74513822
>what was the odessa massacre
but no muh innocent sweet ukrainians are da good guys

Just got into bed

>>74513826
pics or it didn't happen

want to sell all my assets and live in brazil

>>74513852
there's some

there was a christcuck who went to my highschool

was a very weird lad

>>74513822
t. hohol

>>74513865
ahh yes carlos danger flexing the guns

The Internet was a huge mistake

ukraine are good bois the dindu nuffin

>>74513865
>40

How the FUCK is that skinny shit curling 40kg? That's strong as fuck

>>74513852
my parents make me go to church as i still live with them

this evening there was a man wearing a glasgow celtic jacket two rows down from us

>>74513865
not that one

>>74513782
she's matched with at least 500 other people and she thanks you for the ego boost you're about to give her :)

>>74513882
pics

>>74513724
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/27/hit-squads-to-tackle-hospitals-not-charging-payment-from-foreign/

>>74513862
She's already responded with a "hey :)"

>>74513913
you're taking the piss arent you mate
its 40lb so like 16-18kg

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>>74513852
yes they are called women
as an aside,
women who are so-called christians don't actually love you and will outright proclaim that they don't want a relationship where Jesus isn't #1
think about that. you're getting cucked by a long dead Jew who swindled a ton of superstitious italian gentiles into thinking he was the product of god's spunk
boggles the brainwaves

>>74513915
Catjolic?

>>74513913
>kg
fuck off continental

>>74513908
I actually think something along these lines 2beeh

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>we must defend muh ethnic russians!

literally the same shit hitler did with poland in 1939

>>74513945
yes

everyone at the church is either irish, french or filipino

>>74513852
Yes I go every Sunday

>>74513913
I'd say it's lb haha

>>74513698
6'6"
Brick shithouse
Blue eyes
Short brown hair
Big Roman nose
Good smile but can get a tad gummy if I'm really going for it
Flared ribs
Big willy
Big feet
Too many small flat moles on my torso to be truly aesthetic

GODS NOT REAL MORTY LOL
FART PICKLE BURP UNICORNS

REDDIT FART FART UNICORNS FART
BURP ATHEISM FART MORTY

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>>74513926

>>74513950
All weights in most gyms in the UK are in kg