/brit/

>early
Fuck off yank

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Danz

need a bf

plymouth is actually an alright place

I am HOPPING MAD at this pre-bump limit post

>didn't report

need a bf

Shame the fight went out of the Irish so easily. Sad we won't have the chance to sign up and make more mashed potato.

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>anon just apply for jobs
>it doesn't matter if it's a shit job anon, it looks good on your CV
>anon why did you quit that shit job after 2 weeks? you've got to endure it for at least 6 months and it'll look great on your cv
>anon why are you so depressed

got a need for speed

>>74510792
Plenty of hazardous hilly and mountain terrain around south Armagh and north Louth where the 'ra used to train

Ireland is a better country than Britain

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half the grad students at my college are indian
what does it mean

post more brutalist architecture lads

glorious

when britain is a socialist republic we'll have it everywhere

>>74510793
FUCK OFF

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Surely there's at least one person in this thread that knows who pic related is.

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>>74510850
>it'll look great on your cv

>>74510850
Greater London

>>74510830
Other way around. IRA had a better K/D ratio than any other group, it is you who would be getting slaughtered by me :))

>>74510878
you are a mentally ill fuck

you think northern england and central scotland was grim? Wait until you see kilmarnock

>>74510852

Ah yes, the so called 'runt life'.

>>74510852
Post PSN name

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>FUCK OFF

>>74510793
very good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1cw0DBBZ0E

https://youtu.be/RwjpHmllyN8

Howdy white cat

Found that very exciting

>>74510916
I'm ok thanks

mad to think britain used to look nice

used to look like an actual european country and not a giant council estate

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Belfast is the grimmest

>>74510885
thats the same lad who ate a pasty at the coast in cornwall or devon. i recognise the jumper

>>74510928
NO. STOP HARASSING ME

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GUESSY WHO

so fucking horny right now

>>74510933
would've been first but i was caught off by that fat yank making the thread early

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>anon you should hand in your CV at my place, we'll accept you
>yeah a few of the guys can be dicks but it's really a fun job!!
>haha anon you'll love it
>anon you don't like the job centre, why do you insist on not getting a job and still going there?

>>74510852
>xbox controller
>ash tray inside
>cheap vodka
go away runt

why does he emphasise that he lives in a rented flat?

>>74510964
Make a PSN group and I'll join

>>74510800
>>74510828
FONT

>>74510826
ghetto

>>74510960
no that was genuinely me

britain is literally grim: the country

and northern ireland is the grimmest part

>>74510954
belfast is actually very nice x

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me in the yellow

I'm my own waifu

>while you live under my roof you'll bloody well do something with your life!
>*moves out*

drinking johnnie walker black

currently have black, green, island green, blue and gold route

why the frick am i getting upload failed

britain is the poland of the eu

>>74511028
this is just a population map

>>74510983
did the first one, lost a friend through tensions that accrued from working together (and him being a psycho cunt)
earned enough to not worry about begging for dole for a good while though :)

>>74510999
Wow what a new and interesting way to say I hate the Tories and I am a socialist wow very good

>>74510904
>1 million deaths when a few spuds went off

how many did they kill to make up for that lol

>>74511028\
I can see your house from here!!!

>>74511028
Me in the Grey

>>74511043
if it was a population map then it would mean literally everyone was poor

Truthfully and honestly why haven't you converted to Islam yet?

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>>74511028
me in the dark blue

>>74511029
Selfcest best cest.

post chunnage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmpwRErrrsk

>>74510998
not a normie desu

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>haha anon why are you homeless?
>anon you can stay with us while you look for a job and your own place to stay
>haha anon you've just sat on our couch for the past 6 months
>we'll give you 6 more months but after that you'll have to leave. we mean it this time!!

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>>74510904
>K/D ratio

>>74510991
>Xbox

fuck me

FUCK ME

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she is NOT fat

the irish are the niggers of europe

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;____;

>>74511126
who are these girls
I swear I saw one of them a week ago

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the gf

>>74511078
love pints, just the way it is

>>74511078
I'm a proud proud zoroastrian

>>74511129
yes she fucking is

>>74511094
Casualty to death ratio, however you'd like to put it

Honestly a legitimate term hijacked by vidyagames

all of google's dry heaving tips dont work
how do i stop throwing up>? (drank a wee last night on thelast night on the)

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>>74511090
>aha lads got so many tinder matches today
>not a normie tho!! #abnormiethings

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was alarmed by how pale i looked in the mirror earlier

>>74511028
the isle of shippey is only bad because it's all caravans seemingly

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>>74511140
Preferred the dark-haired degenerate version 2bh.

>>74511129
she's so perfect looking except her hips are disgustingly huge and misshapen

>>74511092
haha good one anon

https://youtu.be/7vlsp7DDLes

Why would I order a Papa Johns pizza when I'm in the middle of cooking my lunch?

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You wake up in Paisley

>>74511157
What was the IRA's out of interest? I know of a few wars with vastly weighted 'K/D ratios'

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>anon why are you so pale?
>anon do you not go out much?
>are you depressed anon?
>anon are you okay?

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why should I listen or mingle
with a label that's not going to do a grime single?

>>74511174
Post willy

>>74511129
this thing belongs a in zoo

>would wife

>>74511171
getting matches on tinder doesn't make you a normie desu

>>74511139

where

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You wake up in London

>>74511129
Oh my god my perfect girl.

>>74510760
good job dude

really want a japanese gf

would be fucking mint

>>74511237
manchester
one of them got off a tram

>>74511200
>kills: your uncle
>deaths: 1 billion when a few spuds grew sprouts

>>74511174
it really isn't something to be proud about unless you are ginger pale skin (they don't even need sunlight)
getting out more into the sun has made my life more bearable

ANSWER NOW

>>>/pol/124400256
>>>/pol/124400256
>>>/pol/124400256

chemicals in the water turnin the friggin frogs gay
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/

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>exam in about 40 hours' time
>haven't even read the texts in English, let alone the language they're in (which I can't read anyway)

>>74511078
i'm an antitheist

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>getting matches on tinder doesn't make you a normie

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>you wake up

>>74511258

yep that was her then

>>74511248
Probably costs 10 grand for a 25% share of one of them tents.

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>>74511248

>>74511271
>but gayness is genetic?
>i microwave plastic bottles and, no, i don't know my father but what's it to you?!

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Anon are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay anon?

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an articulate young black gentleman

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>anon you finally got a job and you've held it for 6 months!!!
>don't you feel so much better about your life anon?
>haha look at all this money you have you can spend it on rent and bills haha you're an adult now anon!

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could heem every one of you then humiliate you with my massive knob

>>74511266
For fucks sake I thought 2017 was the year nobody accuses me of being the gas the taigs lads spaz with the dead uncle

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You wake up in the Northern Powerhouse

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>>74511200
Look at the loyalists for a laugh

>>74511313
lift weights

>>74511313
Couldn't with your nob, only part of my body I'm not self conscious about. Would rather get my prick out than take off my t-shirt.

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>I'll be back at my desk in exactly 1905 minutes

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ladies and gentleman your election MVP

>>74511327
get off my chan ants!

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what are you lads wearing out on the pull tonight?

>>74511028
tfw middlesbrough is a blue oasis in the yellow desert

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>>74511313
hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W39ExZ8Vu4A

you wake up in northern ireland

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>>74511327
Got that in human size ant-man?

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>>74511360

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enjoy your nightmares kids

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>>74511360
Haven't seen this one in a while

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In the Eastern Theater of the American Civil War, the objective of the Union had been to advance and seize the Confederate capital, Richmond, Virginia.


In the first two years of the war, four major attempts had failed.

Abraham Lincoln had become convinced that the appropriate objective for his Eastern army was the army of Robert E. Lee's, not any geographic features such as a capital city.
The Battle of Chancellorsville was a battle of the American Civil War, and the principal engagement of the Chancellorsville Campaign.


The campaign pitted Union Army General Joseph Hooker's Army of the Potomac against an army less than half its size, General Robert E. Lee's Confederate Army of Northern Virginia.

By May 1, Hooker had 133,000 men and 440 cannons concentrated around Chancellorsville.

Gen. Robert E. Lee's Army of Northern Virginia fielded 60,298 men and 220 cannons.

Around 5:30 p.m. Confederate General "Stonewall" Jackson's 21,500 men exploded out of the woods screaming the Rebel Yell.

The fighting on May 3, 1863, was some of the most furious anywhere in the civil war.

Lee, despite being outnumbered by a ratio of over two to one, won. American President Abraham Lincoln was quoted as saying, "My God! My God! What will the country say?"

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>>74511313
Id hospitalise you tbf, doesn't look like you've touched a weight in your life

>am way stronger than almost everyone in the gym
>don't even look like i lift

if anyone ever says "don't do a brosplit" don't listen to them

stay away from compound exercises they'll just make you fat

why don't the british like underdogs?
i always root for the underdogs on the undercard

>>74511391
Converse Jesus floats among us

>>74511313
very wide hips for a man and puffy nips

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You wake up in Swansea

Are there camp grounds in the UK?

Can you go out into nature with a tent somewhere and go fishing and relax in the great outdoors for a weekend?

>>74511343
say that to my face and i'll lift my balls across your chin

>>74511422
amazing, i thought all the auswitzch victims were dead

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>>74511360

>>74511422
alri chinny

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goal gf

>>74511420
The Confederates should have won

>>74511459
scotland yes, wales yes, england only if you're stealthy about it

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imagine their little cunnies hnnnggg

>>74511307
my goal in life is to avoid as many responsibilities and obligations as possible
id live as a shut in neet mooching off my mom if i could. I cant though so i have to slave 10-20 years to build enough income from investments just to live like i was a teenager again
life is shit

>>74511460
he's clearly got far more muscle mass than you tbf mate
honestly lift weights

>>74511486
racist

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>ywn be a cool nigger mofo

>>74511460
I'm not underweight in the slightest just not a skinnyfat unkept fuck like u

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>>74511360

>>74511459
Lake District is best for that

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you arrive in the northern powerhouse

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>>74511360

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>>74511517
be my gf

>>74511517
bit gay

>>74511512
>cool nigger mofo

Man what I'd give to not know that this isn't how they talk
you are so lucky to be living without them

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me on the left

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>>74511443
>tfw wide hips

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>>74511462

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Hmm

Hello, /brit/. Let's take a trip into my world of social-retardation. I'm going to tell a story and the game is for you to pinpoint the Critical Moment of Autism.

A few years ago I got my first job, which was as a cashier for a local supermarket chain. Pretty glamourous, I know. Perhaps you think that was the Critical Moment of Autism—taking a job selling high glycemic food to morbidly obese people named Enus. But you know what? Everybody has to start somewhere, so fuck you for being so judgmental.

This job taught me a lot about the world, and gave me my first experience of touching women's panties as they passed through on my checkout line conveyor belt.

mmmmmmmmm.......nice.....

Anyways, it was early March and still pretty cold, so one day after I ended my shift I bought a simple, plain, white beanie to keep my ears warm in the bitter cold Pennsylvanian winter. A couple days later as I walked back into the breakroom to hang up my coat, another associate at the store said to me, "Hey man, cool beanie."

Now, mind you, I was still very new to the store, and didn't know anybody, so my natural response was to feel insulted and assume this guy was making fun of me. So I blew him off and kept walking. After I had a moment to think about it, I realised he was probably just being nice and maybe actually thought it was a cool hat. So when I came back out I went up to him and apologised.

Was that my Critical Moment of Autism?
Not so fast.

(part 1)

>>74511501
who are they

Think my uncle won the lottery but isn't telling us

Not anything huge but a cheeky 2 million or something

>>74511514
sure mate just keep your bodyfat down at 0.00001% so your 2lb of muscle mass looks somewhat impressive when you take a photo with a massive pump and flex underneath a thermonuclear explosion for lighting and a filter just to make it look like you even lift
i can see your skinny runt ribs and i'd snap every one of them

>>74511546
Dapper gents

>>74511562
not a pixel

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Your attempts to wake up in Merthyr Tydfil fail

>>74511517
>those hips
>irish flag socks

Nah

>lift weights
can't imagine anything gayer

https://youtu.be/4BYR-9crBvM

>>74511562
a single word? no, think i shall not

>>74511517
tfw no socks bf

>>74511562
(part 2)

So I went to work, earned my $7.25 an hour, and clocked out. On my way out of the store I passed by a bench which was situated next to the scratch-off lottery machine. Normally these benches are occupied by pensioners willfully spending 20 dollars on a few big tickets hoping to be awarded a winfall which would give meaning to their lives in their old age as they ponder where they went wrong and why life had been so cruel.

However, today, there weren't any gross old people; instead, there were a couple of fine-lookin' teenage girls.

I noticed them out of the corner of my eye, and my autism-radar starts to go off. My throat begins to dry up, and I use all my energy not to do something stupid as I walked passed them. But then something unusual happened. One of them says something to me.

This was unprecedented.

The young lass says, "Hey there! I like your hat!" Okay... play it cool man... you've got this... But, no, my natural response was to feel insulted and assume this girl was making fun of me. I mean, first my douchey co-worker and now this? I bet he put them up to this! That son of a bitch! So I said, "Thanks! I got it over there," pointed towards the part of the store where I bought it from, and kept walking without breaking stride.

Was that my Critical Moment of Autism?
no. It was the moment I started browsing 4chan and decided to spend 25 minutes writing this shit."

not reading a word of it

>>74511558
Disgusting tale on multiple levels.

>>74511313
Lifted straight off /fit/, fuck off

>>74511546
CHESHIRE

>>74511544
nigger, speak fuckin english

motorcycling seems terrifying

>>74511591
me fucking you in the arse

>>74511562
The critical moment of autism is this shit story and thinking we'd care

>>74511628
not gay if you dont push back thats what dad always taught me

>>74511580
I'm literally not skelly, there's no filter and no flex. Good lighting and a flex yeah but so is yours and you look like a bitch hipped gyno ridden skinnyfat fruit. I'd be embarrassed to post that flabby body with literally 0 muscle.

shan't be processing even a fraction of a letter
utter bilge, vile filth, poisonous rubbish

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gonna heem a kid if evangelion 4 isn't announced soon

>>74511624
yeah that was very convoluted but still grammatically correct

>>74511546
>shot
>a blast
disgustingly americanised

atol protected

>>74511640
>tfw never had a father

What was it like Anon?

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>>74511654
anime<

got some china white

will be going straight into my veins shortly x

>>74511618
ooh look who's hard and browses fit bet you know all about lifting dont you

>>74511646
yeah mate i- woaaah mate watch out for that wind WOOOOOSH oh no paddy's been blown away on the easterlies, such is the fate of the 5'7 100lb manlet

*bowls a googly*

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VERY attracted to the girl on the left.

>>74511664
you one dumb muthafucka

>>74511646
That's not him you absolute retard it's off a /fit/ cbt

Le Pen WILL win

don't even (You) me

>>74511685
>this skinnyfat mong trying to pick a fight with someone who objectively looks better than him
utterly bizarre

>>74511675
idk im just kidding mine died when i was young

>>74510546
>is this the autist black pigeon?
what did he mean by this?

>>74511716
He's an epic b8er lad just ignore I'm sorry I engaged him should've seen it

>>74511716
stay out of this runtoid only need to deal with the king rat here

*beats you in the ashes*
*again*

>>74511710
you know he might have posted both on /fit/ and /brit/ right la

>>74511384
What the fook!?
Ok thrashing about I get... but crashing your wagon into a bacon mobile is just mental!
The pigs don't even step a foot onto the streets! Can someone explain this to me please.

*dances my heart out until the dawn*

>>74511700
dont

>>74511685
You're the one who posted it you fucking idiot

>>74511745
you look like your diet is 99% BPAs, 1% carbs mate

skinnyfat here, feels ok
guarantee none of the gym runts do physical work or DIY

https://youtu.be/HXlT_3a_BL0?t=2m12s

>poorthern direland
>a first world country

>>74511768
fuck off winkee

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>>74511724
Mine too

Stay strong bro.

Someone give me a quick summary of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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really really want to have sex

short term goals:
poo
wank
sleep

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the motor

>>74511788
bet everyone who goes to the gym looks better than you though la

>>74511788
Worked on a construction site for a year tbH

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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the motor

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>>74511654
>NGE besides the original show and the EoE

>paddy posts his holocaust frame side on underneath 60 million lumens flexing so hard he gets a hernia, stood 6 feet back from the mirror so his manlet frame is even visible

>strong anglo man doesn't play tricks with low bodyfat or lighting, stands straight on with his massive knob out, ready to break paddy's neck with a single blow from his high momentum fist

>>74511683
China white in USA... ok...
Carful you don't od on Fentanyl.

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>gf goes on away on her gap year by herself
>she's quite socially awkward so i was worried about her
>she sent me this picture today with a friend she's made
Couldn't be more relieved lads. Will sleep easier at night now.

I'm being forced into an 'Oxford health' appointment

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>>74511808
>quick summary

>>74511808
>quick summary
not possible

>>74511824
only if you think roid muscles look better

>>74511853
*chucks it into a canal*

white cat and plumber keep messing me about

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why is this stuff so PENG? literally the only instant coffee i've tried that isn't disgusting

Gonna need a quick rundown on the MGS series

>>74511917
>if you exercise you must be on roids
oh dear oh dear

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Gf on a wild one tonight. Apparently she won't be back until the morning

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things I'm better than you at:
personal hygiene
omlettes
fedoraposting

>>74511808
shitty jap anime crap that thinks it's 2deep4you cos it uses cliched judeo-christian themes

>>74511892
why are people on this site so scared of/obsessed with being cucked by a black man?

is it some inbuilt feature of the 'chonner's mentality I wonder? very baffling and concerning

cuck is a hilarious meme

>>74511949
only played one of them but it seems like everyone else on 4chan has played the whole series

post some ASMR to send me off into a restful sleep por favor

>>74511971
I'm so clean I've transcended my physical form and become a lemony fresh being of pure energy m8.

>>74511952
no but if you have visibly large/vascular muscles then you probably are

I got 5 on it

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hello /brit/
what is hospital food like in your country?
this is mine

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the trackless tram

coffee tastes like shit. vile

>>74512010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdmhFhxJIXQ

>>74511892
>>74511967
There's something wrong with rorkes
Why do you find and post these pictures you weirdo

>>74511971
Anyone forget the cuckio meme?

>>74512047
agreed. terrible drink consumed by terrible people

>>74511562
>Perhaps you think that was the Critical Moment of Autism
was probably long before that mate

>>74512050
Is that Maisie?

Watching some mighty boosh lads

did an autistic playthrough of the afghanistan bit in mgs 5 where i went through all the towns and killed every soldier with their own gun, sometimes made it look like they'd mortared their friends
quite liked the image of one of those trucks rolling through and wondering why every single soldier in the area had just committed suicide

>>74511892

all jokes aside he looks gay

>>74512004
This is the worst post I've ever seen on /brit/.

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why doesn't ed sheeran sing songs about lisburn girls?

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>>74512062
>>74512047

>>74512043
I always think your flag is north korea when I see it :/

>>74512033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtv8R_vorc

going to be honest, barely read 50% of posts made here, and only slightly care about perhaps 1%

if it's more than a sentence and i'm not hooked by the first 5 words, i'm off sorry x

>>74511929

always buy some when its on offer

>>74512067
No it's Maisie's mum she wasn't born then.

>Firing katyusha rockets off that soviet APC at commies in the 'ghan

Felt good NGL, I got S class on every mission and completed all side ops which was pretty autistic

>>74512091
least you don't think it's turkey
or islamic arby's

>>74512108
didn't read this

>>74512050

Funny because I actually like this album

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>>74511925

>>74512129
You were in the army?

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Feel like my hearts made of stone sometimes lads

Used to have depression but not anymore now I just don't care about anything

Any Irish lads on here fucked Chloe Salpa?

mgsv was shit
cuckjima is a hack
should've stopped making games in 2004

>>74512010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH8hiMpY5NM

>>74512010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwkCceKcfFw

metatron

what do girls poopers smell like?

>>74512147
>Used to have depression but not anymore now I just don't care about anything

haha what do you think depression is you runt

>>74512139
Nice torpedo tits

>>74512149
Yes this is me and her last night

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494027877078.webm

Unironically read every single post here

>>74512160
like shit

How old do you reckon Tim is?

sometimes wish i were a fit bird but had no morals so i could take money off sad and lonely men without feeling bad

nipping to matalan, you lads want owt?

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cock is aching to come

WHO ENJOYS A FLESHLIGHT

>>74512149
yeah shagged him outside a chippy in banbridge

if my parents weren't alive i would probably do an ol' 'cide

>>74512189
IN THE COLD MOONLIGHT

>>74512136
Me too. :)

For some reason initialisms always make me think of KMFDM.

>>74512149

Bit gay lad

>>74512187
dire

>>74512202
me too unless i get to stay in their house

>>74512149
fingered her arsehole in the bakery section of morrisons

>>74512187
who are these people

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these people should immediately be put out of business

>>74512173
> straight """"""men"""""" woudnt fuck her

>>74512176
thats because ang*os dont use bidets

>>74512174
which were your favourite?xx

>>74512204
WITH A SAD CLOWN

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FUCK the guy who did this to my gf. She can never work again and now I will have to provide for her for the rest of my life.

>>74512234

Your ones xx

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>>74512218

just randoms from fbook

>>74512247
BURN the coal
PAY the toll

>>74512247
payed the toll she did

>>74512251
:3

>>74512223
Tim is pro-privatization

think I'm an mk ultra sleeper agent lads

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thought it was a fart
but it's a shart

went to the mart
to do my part

did a poo
in the public loo

sat on the bog
gave it a clog

>>74512252
thought this was siobhan from collegehumour

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White women belong to black men
White boys belong to white men

>>74512259

>payed

>>74512274
>privatization
FOY

>>74512247

Hahah it was me lad x

>>74512293
where do I find my own 2d male catgirl? :[

>>74512293
But if white women belong to white men there will be no more white women or men.

>>74512290

>knowing whoever that is

sounds gay, off yourself

might not do sex my whole life and then get a prozzy on my death bed and hopefully die with a stiffy

>>74512223
why the fuck is he hiding his address when he says it in every video

>>74512337
need you out of business sunshine