/brit/

>>74508814
>early
fucking dumb taig cunt

need a bf

not a normie, just need one. simple as.

bitch I might be

irish subhuman

it's quite interesting how anyone who dislikes dogs/alcohol/Christianity/the Tories etc. is called Rasheed on here.

I presume they'd have a meltdown irl if they realised I'm white, blue eyed and fair haired

imagine instantly making assumptions about someone's race based on their opinions, baffling

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https://twitter.com/lilacwiiiine

>>74508795
Yes. I got a knife pulled on me for having a prod name in Glasgow. Never have I ever received sectarian threats in Belfast
>>74508840
>In psychology a person who has a martyr complex, sometimes associated with the term victim complex, desires the feeling of being a martyr for his/her own sake, seeking out suffering or persecution because it either feeds a psychological need, or a desire to avoid responsibility..

TIIME

GOT THE TIME

TICK

TICK

TICKIN IN MY HEAD

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just found out /n/ exists

>>74508875


Extreme autism

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>hmm, how can i become a professional victim?
>ah i'm a woman, that already nets me some victim points
>hmmm i'm not black or brown though, how can i still claim i am being oppressed even though i have white skin?
>i know, i'll just say i'm jewish and everyone who disagrees with me is now an anti-semite
>oh and also i'll say i'm irish so i'm even more of a victim
>aaaaah yes i'll also claim to be a catholic despite not attending sunday mass and having no clue about catholicism or christianity itself in the slightest
>i exploit desperate men and get them to buy me things in exchange for slag pictures...how do i claim oppression from this?
>ah yes, i'll just call myself a "sex worker" and say that "sex workers" are oppressed because they are looked down upon in general society
>yes i know i said im a catholic but that doesnt mean i should hold myself to the moral standard of a good christian girl haha, don't oppress me just because i prostitute myself since i'm too incapable to hold a real job
>oh and i'll also claim to have several mental illnesses haha, now i truly am oppressed
>hmm maybe for good measure i should tell people that i'm bisexual so that i can fit into the LGBT community and also claim oppression despite the fact that i have never dated a girl, have never made any remarks about them sexually and have never shown even the slightest marks of bicuriosity or interest

the absolute fucking STATE of the commie slags

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>not a normie

just found out im gay lads

>>74508911
T.Rasheed

Great choice in music OP

>>74508934
gobble on my meat stick, fuckboy

>>74508911
You're clearly a rasheed. fuck off back to your own country

Is the Daily mail autistic?

>Emerging from his camo-coloured crew neck T-shirt were a selection of his trademark tattoos, including a smoking skull wearing a top-hat.

>He paired the rugged look with ripped jeans and sturdy black boots.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4480584/Tom-Hardy-smiles-Audi-Polo-Challenge-Ascot.html

would rather be an Irishman than a jock 2bqh lads

>A prod who was raised in Scotland but now lives in Belfast is posting about how the Irish have a victim complex

This sounds eerily similar to the mentally ill loyalist teenager with Scottish parents living in NI who had a mental brake down a few weeks ago because he thought the red hand commando was after him over a twenty bag on tic

Stupid subhuman Hun fuck

>>>/bant/157826
He raises a good point.

>>74508927
Martyr complex and looking for an excuse to feel oppressed so they can act out violently while settling their conscious. Also I suspect it's because of heavy Irish immigration in Glasgae and as a result quite a considerable amount of the people there have an Irish surname
>>74508953
see:
>In psychology a person who has a martyr complex, sometimes associated with the term victim complex, desires the feeling of being a martyr for his/her own sake, seeking out suffering or persecution because it either feeds a psychological need, or a desire to avoid responsibility..

>>74508996
would kill myself if I was either desu

tattoos are embarrassing

>>74508985
they always write like that

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>>74509001
Yeah it's definitely Joe the pathetic wall punching mong

going to laugh like a hyena at corbynites when may wins

>>74509064

Fucking Christ

https://mobile.twitter.com/taygogo

So is this lad really a teacher?

>>74508963
>>74508980
not an argument
idiots

>>74508953
oh no it is terrible how persecuted we all are, why must they reproach us and our coloured friends merely due to our alternative beliefs *swings a bike lock at your head*

Been getting drunk

Feel alcohol affecting me, but not blackout. And I have heartburn

Might quit

>>74509064
What a spastic

Little cunt was punching the wall with his wrists and thinks he's big because his knuckles were bleeding

wtf is hap'nin' to me, i'm falling in love with 80s r&b love songs because of vaporwave
why did i become this way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdd2cF8UgfQ
ULTRA chune

>>74508428
Just imagine they're your pals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjmxT_TABaw

>>74509112
nah he hit it some wack 2bh youre just jealous

just had some smoked salmon x

>>74508927

>>74507977
Read about this in a Derren Brown book and can confirm it works amazingly well. There's also a technique for memorising strings of numbers.

Give each number from 0-9 a phonetic word sound, eg. 0= sh, 1=L, 2=hard G, 3=B, 4=hard A, 5=S and so on. Give each number an object corresponding to that sound, one syllable based on the sound. eg. 0=sh(Shoe), 1=L(Loo), 2=G(Guy), 3=B(Bee). Don't give the single number objects a word that has two of the assigned noises. Write down and memorise the above, then give each double digit number an object: 10=L+sh(Leash), 11=L+L(Lily), 12=L+G(Leg) and so on. Do this for every number. It should be quite easy to memorise them once you've got the sound association with each number, even though there's 100 objects to learn.

Now, when confronted with a string of numbers eg. 6536087068688, all you have to do is break it up into pairs and see them as those objects. 65=K+T(Cat), 36=B+K(Buck), etc. Visualise those objects interacting with each other in sequence, and that will be easy to remember for hours. You can later recall that sequence and decode it for the string of numbers which would otherwise have been impossible to learn so quickly. Well done for reading all that to the end. You can feel proud of maintaining such an industrious mind in this quagmire of ADD.

hate the SNP so much

middle class petty nationalists dressed up in a leftist coat who invent a myth of england oppressing scotland

Think Aisha should do the old 'dom

>>74509107
*surreptitiously positions myself, legs apart, on the ground floor*

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A marvellous feat of British engineering.

Is the rest of the world even trying?

Would suck a cock right now

>>74509064
>>74509001
>>74509091
>>74509064
>>74509001
I'm literally half Irish I'm not that hun cunt also if I remember correctly Joe is a prod but not a loyalist, I had a conversation with him on how he respects are kulture and wants us to co-exist

>>74509167
He hit it two little spastic bitch slaps with his wrist and went to hit it a third time but bitched out because punching wall = ouchy D:

>>74509217
Yeah good job mate

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Tfw no qt cross eyed Jap to hug

Spinning A Fidget Spinner For 24 Hours Straight

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i wouldn't have given you the time of day at school. but now you get to worship me privately. kneel. pay. kik: PrincessChelseaX97

the irish have contributed nothing to humanity

>>74509224


OH IT WAS THE GREATEST MIX UP THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN

whats heavier, a kilo of feathers or a kilo of steel?

The irish built america

>>74509222
Got one here for you lad
*unzips*

>>74509235
wrong it was a very good punch, ffs did you hear the sound it made? doubt youd have the balls to do that

I FOUND A GIRL

WHO'S IN LOVE WITH A GIRL

SHE SAID THAT SHE'S TRIED

BUT SHE'S NOT INTO GUYS

>>74509273
a kilo of feel

>>74509207
nah, she's a kind proletarian who belongs in a kolkhoz, not doing findom

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Dr. Pavel
I'm CIA

america was built by the english

irish were just used as beasts of burden in america just like niggers

>>74509241
thanks

>>74509287
Post the sound

>>74509224
Wrong, Joe is the most autistic loyalist going, I remember his post from reddit flags days

>>74509273
the steel because feathers are fucking gay

>>74509333
literally know him in real life and he's half irish you daftie

Who /japladidf/ here

https://youtu.be/jdwQJ29Jqps

CHOOOOOON

>>74509325
thump

do you ever film yourself doing the lewd and get turned on? Just videod myself in the shower like a slut desu

>>74509382
pic of me

>>74509321
english americans don't exist

>>74509388
nah im fat

>>74509386
Fuck up Joseph you scrote

It made a ploomp sound

>>74509388
pics

>>74509401
Founding fathers were all English

>>74509419
wow youre hard

>>74509224
>>74509364
>I'm literally half Irish but I'm not that hun cunt
>no HE'S half Irish
Fucking hell Joe keep your story straight if you're gonna pretend to be someone else

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Never too late to find god, /brit/

pakistanis who were born in england are just as english as anyone else born there, moreso even

>The most hardcore loyalist here is also the resident underage spastic sadcase

Hmmm paints an accurate picture

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>>74509424
please not bully

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Was all worth it in the end, set off at 8am to get to the rally at 9am, ended up right at the front, facing Jeremy Corbyn and having his wife sitting next to me

He gave the most amazing speech and the number of people who turned up was wonderful, great outcome.

Jeremy Corbyn will be Prime Minister! Best day ever and best speech he has ever made, the media loved my knitted Corbyn and he will be in the papers

>>74509449
take your pills bit parnaoid mate

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>>74509454

>>74509388
Please be my bf swede friend :3

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>>74509454

>>74509438
yeah they're dead now though

>>74509493
It couldn't be any more obvious

Turn off your computer and go bitchslap a wall you fucking eejyt

america is a jewish construction

>>74509454
why would anyone want to be english?

>>74509480
Shave desu senpai

what kind if shithole caliphate is ireland to still have blasphemy laws

>>74509470
>>74509527
t. "professional" "mma" fighter that thinks he's hard and constantly bes a keyboard warrior

>>74509493
Shouldn't you be out screeching on the train tracks you junkie? Shame you've got no bollocks desu

is there any hotter music rn than hezbollah nasheeds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuS-bf_FK6g

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>irish engineering

>>74509438
*AHEM*
>-Demographics
>-Most of the Founding Fathers were natives of the Thirteen Colonies. At least nine were born elsewhere: four (Butler, Fitzsimons, McHenry, and Paterson) in Ireland, two (Davie and Robert Morris) in England, two (Wilson and Witherspoon) in Scotland, and one (Hamilton) in the West Indies.
>At least nine were born elsewhere: four (Butler, Fitzsimons, McHenry, and Paterson) in Ireland
>IRELAND

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>>74509481
worst bait I've ever seen

>>74509481
not a fan of this lesbo burke-clarkson

>>74509541
One that protects the word of God

pakis are good

>>74509539
too much work and it grows back fast

>>74509541
if you think thats bad you should have a look at when those laws were created

>>74509541
>implying we don't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_and_Religious_Hatred_Act_2006

all african americans have british DNA. back in the day the vast majority of plantation owners were british or british descent and they used to rape slaves daily. a couple of hundred years worth of british semen going into african fannies.

https://youtu.be/MsENeDQ6tzE?t=8m7s

>Constantly bes

Lay off the pills you skinny underage runt

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>>74509454

>>74509595
t. master mma fighter "DONT CROSS ME GUYS I SWEAR IM HARD!

CARA

KYARY

TULIPS IN AMSTERDAM

>>74509480
you need to shave now then repost x

>>74509549
proper tune incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

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>>74509454

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yank (israeli) politics

>>74509573
I disagree

>>74509610
Not once did I insinuate this but I don't quite know what that pathetic wall slapping display was suppose to achieve

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The crisis of the Late Middle Ages refers to a series of events in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries that brought centuries of European prosperity and growth to a halt.

A series of famines and plagues, beginning with the Great Famine of 1315–17 and especially the Black Death of 1348, reduced the population perhaps by half or more.

Standards of living fell drastically, diets grew more limited, and Europeans as a whole experienced more health problems.

According to official records about the British Royal family, an example of the best off in society, for whom records were kept, the average life expectancy between 1301 and 1325, during the Great Famine was 29 years while between 1348 and 1375 during the Plague, it was only to 17 years.

Parts of rural France today are less populous than at the beginning of the fourteenth century.

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>>74509567
>national capitalist
>any different to national socialist
>not even using the strasserist flag

>>74509650
wow youre hard mate wouldnt want to cross you

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Really want to go to war against the Swedes.

Joe and Ryan try all these pathetic gimmicks but always get exposed and completely destroyed

Pathetic junkies need to give it a rest

>>74509620
No!

It's my birthday please give me a pity you

watching anime

I think the most important thing that Are Jezza can do to win back the working class vote is to make racism and LGBT rights his top priorities

@5
shan't

post greentext stories. i'll start

>Be me
>22 year old kissless virgin introvert
>Not ugly but have cripplingly low self-esteem
>Finally try to break out of my shell and go to a bar for the first time
>Just chilling watching a local band play
>Girl comes up to me and says "Hey, I noticed you've been standing in the same place for an hour."
>Not really sure how to respond to that, so I try to be funny
>Say to her "If I told a lesbian that I identified as a woman, do you think she'd go out with me?"
>Halfway through this sentence make eye contact with her boyfriend I didn't even notice was there
>She just awkwardly laughs then leaves
>End up smoking an entire pack of cigarettes that night so that it looked like I was doing something

That was 9 months and I'm still a virgin.

>>74509695
Non-piteous (You) for tulipbro.

>>74509670
Look at how quickly he monitors and replies to my posts

Swear to fuck this chap is one autistic freak, his heads fried

>>74509695
Happy birthday. How old?

>>74509695

ha, mine too! are you also a virgin?

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>>74509710

>>74509669
i shit on Canada

How the fuck did you guys find all these crazy twitter pages.

I remember we had a good balance of Rorke's and Runt's.

Now it's just Runt's it's a bit stale.

*wishes the author of post number 74509695 a happy birthday*

>>74509644
israel's is the US' colonial attack dog in the region

>>74509583
that's an anti discrimination law. not about outlawing insulting G-d

>>74509729
FRANK should use his posts an advert

Kids would never want to touch drugs then

>>74509724
>Be me a couple weeks later
>Same bar, different band
>"Thanks for all the support guys! This will be our last song of the night."
>Buzzed from a few cranberry vodkas I had that night
No, it's not a gay drink.
>Decide to support the band and dance my little heart out during their last song
>Girl walks up to me and looks me in the eyes
>She's so fucking pretty. Like the kind of pretty that gives your heart a boner. A heart-on, if you will.
>She puts her hands out, motioning me to dance with her
>Hold her hand while dancing, interlocking our fingers
>Never been in a situation like this before
>Suddenly feel something on her hand
>She's wearing a fucking wedding ring
>Notice she keeps looking behind us, laughing and signaling to someone
>Don't fucking dare to look and see what he looks like
>Feel incredibly awkward, not sure what to do
>Want to push her down and run away like it was kindergarten
>Instead just finish the song, but making sure to be my distance and to make it as platonic as possible

Why do women do this? Was she just dancing with me because she felt sorry for me? What the fuck!

>>74509695
happy birthday lid

>>74509745
We'll send our Pakis in and you'll be too busy sucking their cocks to stop us from demolishing your hockey rinks.

>>74509695
Happy bday :3

Was going to give the Netherlander a (You) for every year he's been alive but he didn't answer my post asking his age.

>>74509695
is this you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06RJf61rrAM

>>74509629
decent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTRQPnqicIo

>>74509644


What does America actually get from funding Israel?

People keep talking about them being the only democracy in the middle east, but why does that matter? Who gives a flying fuck?

>>74509657

The population of baghdad only recently reached the pre-mongol invasion levels

>>74509771
quite an insightful way of looking at it
this actually made me think

>>74509695
Happy bday :3

>>74509731
One year closer to death
@74509748
*Thanks you*

>>74509838
Looks like the fourth Stooge

Thought for the evening:

Why is it acceptable for girls to call guys "daddy" in a sexual way, but completely unacceptable when guys call girls "mummy"?

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>>74509838
what is it

think we should just nuke the middle east and build a wall around it to keep the survivors in

>>74509695
well in lad

making a dolmio

>>74509853
Their leaders and their families will get bummed to death by Mossad if they don't.

>>74509853
Zionism has soundly infiltrated American politics

Jews are an insanely influential people

literally had this dream
https://youtu.be/eBG7P-K-r1Y

>>74509888
i guess is just one of those things that just is

>>74509853
Because CIA and Mossad work hand in hand together trying to destabilise any competition

>>74509838
would give him a blowie ngl

>>74509853
>What does America actually get from funding Israel?

Genesis 12:3
"And I will bless those who bless you, and the one who curses you I will curse, and all the families of the earth shall be blessed in you."

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>>74509695
Gefeliciteerd!

have a Dutch toad

>>74509853
muh heritage jewish americans are kept happy

i guess a useless """"ally"""" in the middle east that constantly does its own thing ignore us commands

>>74509695
gefeliciteerd flikker

not enough shitposting in /brit/ these days

>>74509893
think you should just turn your oven on and crawl inside it

>>74509974


Ah yes, some random xtian bollocks

>mates dad is 6'4+
>mate is 5'5
Weird, he's the spitting image of his dad too.

>>74509925
NOT good enough, you could say the same thing about the nazis

i wish I was British

small villages look so comfy, people are friendly, speaks English. Hmmmmph

>>74510036
>>74510036
I think the Swedish actually did say that about the nazis.

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>3 exams in the next 12 days and haven't started revising

any tips lads

eating the last slice of 'za from earlier after a night out

Ummm sweetie the French collaborated with the Nazis to persecute the innocent Jews, didn't you get the memo? Xx

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>>74510026
Haha his dad probably calls him mini me.

>>74510061
come over lad and stay with me in plymouth

you can sleep in my bed :) x

>>74510084
revise

>>74510068
did you know we used to sterilize mentally challenged people

>>74510061
britain is grim compared to sweden

>>74510084

top yourself

How do we solve the immigrant problem?
How do we solve the black problem?
How do we solve the degeneracy problem?

Only serious answer accepted.

>>74509695
(You)

Had mine a few days ago, felt depressing

all I'm saying is that Stephen Hawking is much more of Lady Gaga than a Johann Sebastian Bach. he's a pop culture figure!

Cheers lads

Got distracted sozard

>>74510026
You get your bone structure and hair and shit from your Mum's side.
2bh though he could be the milkman's son

>>74510100
do you have any pics of the English countryside

or whatever country you live

>>74510061
>people are friendly
https://www.thelocal.se/20160629/foul-mouthed-attack-on-young-swedish-mother-in-england

>>74510103
>>74510124
how?

>>74510145
completely false that is not how genetics work

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cannot WAIT June 9th when the tories win to see the absolute meltdown occurring on this bird's fb page

>>74510061
English people aren't friendly at all. Well, northerners are but if you say alri to a randomer walking past you in the street in the south of England you get weird looks.
Strange bunch. Clearly mass autism

>>74510084
see
>>74510124
>>74510013

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>>74510096
>Haha his dad probably calls him mini me.

shall make a lovely addition to my leafpost folder

>>74510125

Remove welfare state
Remove welfare state
Remove welfare state and promote traditionalism. Encourage isolated of people who behave in degenerate fashions.

>>74510119
There was a woman who returned home to Mogadishu because Sweden was too dangerous. No word of a lie.

>>74510147
i always thought tights went up to the waist like trousers

>>74510193
t. triggered darkie
reminder you will NEVER be english

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Canute was King of Denmark, England, and Norway, together often referred to as the North Sea Empire.

He was already a Christian before he was king, although the Christianization of Scandinavia was not at all complete.

Canute repaired all the English churches and monasteries that were victims of Viking plunder and refilled their coffers.

Cnut's ecumenical gifts were widespread and often exuberant.

Cnut's generosity towards his subjects, which his skalds called "destroying treasure", was of course popular with the English.

Christ Church got the relics of St Ælfheah, at the displeasure of the people of London.

Winchester received 500 marks of silver and 30 marks of gold, as well as relics of various saints.

The monastery at Evesham got the relics of St Wigstan.

Old Minster was the recipient of a shrine for the relics of St Birinus.

Among these were also a gift to the French city of Chartres, of which its bishop wrote,
>"When we saw the gift that you sent us, we were amazed at your knowledge as well as your faith ... since you, whom we had heard to be a pagan prince, we now know to be a Christian."

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>>74510119
Sweden is pretty grim. I will take some pics of where I live tomorrow that make this place look like trash but here's a nice one

>>74510182
as im going to believe the word of a waster like you mate

>>74510188
ah yes, it's another generalise london to the entire south of england episode

Aussie Aussie Aussie

Wew lads

>>74509925
Or maybe it's because girls are self indulge meanies that only enjoy receiving pleasure instead of giving and thus making guys averse to the word itself since it has no comfort associated to it.

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>>74510154

>>74510230
i have my dad's facial structure, spitting image, but my brother got mum's weak chin and stuff

a wonderful man is Jeremy Corbyn i love everything he stands for the most caring politician in many years ,he truly deserves to get the keys to number ten and send that horrible tory woman packing ,we don't need five very long dark tory years ...vote labour and get JC4PM

britain is unbelievably grim compared to sweden

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the usual spot

lol he actually thinks darkies deserve rights

>Posted from my TracFone July 17th 2005

>go on vocaroo thread in cuteboys
Lads give me a bf NOW

>>74510237
I've been everywhere in the South of England.
Devon, cornwall, Isle of wight, Britsol, Aylesbury, Oxford, Bath, Ipswich...
You are all autistic

>>74510061
how is english speaking better? it's neutral at best. plus sweden is highly multilingual

>>74510268

Lmao

>>74510260
will not be giving any more power to that hag dianne

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>>74510154

>>74510226
such a nice lad

>>74510286
kernow MENTIONED

I'm off to rojava lads

Ttyl

>>74510208
them's stockings boyo

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Gf just sent me this

>>74510227
That would be considered a nice area here

Fuck off norditwat

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>>74510286
sounds almost like SOUTHAMPTON MENTIONED

>>74510296
one of these days i will find you
and when i do you'll get free stuff that i don't need anymore

>>74510286
they must have noticed you're from another part of the country

I always say hello to people I walk past and they say hello back and smile

>>74510194
I declare your leafposter folder to be sovereign Canadian soil and demand you mail your HDD to me.

>>74510292
Plymouth is a white ghetto desu


>>74510323
u wot bruv

Hi comrades. This is important! First of all I 100% believe that Labour under Jeremy Corbyn can win the General Election.

But if Labour do lose we MUST MAKE IT CLEAR THAT JEREMY CORBYN MUST REMAIN LABOUR'S LEADER!

The Blairites and Tories want him out and are already using the General Election as a way to get him out. They don't want a kind and honest man as Labour's leader.

Whatever happens we must ensure that he remains the leader of the Labour Party. Labour have known about this General Election for two weeks, the Tories have always known about it. We can't let this destroy the best thing about our party, and that is Jeremy Corbyn!

>>74510313

Fuck off degenerate yank cunt

i unironically know someone who was a former banker and now it's his job to literally bring foreigners into this country for money

>>74510319
peak grim

i sleep now

tomorrow i take pictures of my town and share them

man watches it for the tingles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7y-LUes9fQ

>>74510329
I'm from Aldershot. Born on military base, I live in Scotland now. You might get a hello back but they won't engage in convo

>>74510313
would feed her straw and pet her mane
GORGEOUS steed

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>>74510222
I'm white

more like aldershit

>>74510319
why is fat on modern humans so weirdly arranged

Post aesthetically grim Britain

you know what I mean

>>74510352
Tell him I wish him the best of luck in his venture and may allah guide him against the apostates

TAKBIR
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>74510208
my days bruv

>>74510363
callum chav cronin

>>74510361
ok good night x

>>74510352
ah yes capitalism. Not that I hate foreigners more so hate peoplr who bring them in for cheap labour

>>74510415
Hue

>>74510368
nowhere in the country would you get a full conversation, that's just fucking weird

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>>74510304
REEEE

Not a fan of the swede.

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>>74510393
Dungeness is the grimmest part of the country. Literally has a desert and looks like an old wild west place
>>74510435
Weird for southerners. That's why you're all autistic

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tallest building in southampton caught fire
practically 9/11 all over again

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>>74510154
Got a few of the Lancashire countryside. Lancashire is nice if you avoid everywhere but Preston.

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having a drink and a think

hear nothing about isis or syria in the news these days

are they gone away?

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>>74510393

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vT2I5eGElA

>>74510462
Mainstream nerdery was a mistake.

>>74510451
stfu runt he's my bf :3

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>>74510461
Looks boring, shit and generic.
>>74510462
Fedora
>>74510483
Brutalism is god-tier

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>>74510393
Nowt grimmer than Preston bus station.

>>74510493
is this the autist black pigeon?

Anyone got that webm of Ed Milliband sipping a pint and clearly not enjoying it?

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>the city of plymouth

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>>74510393

>>74510548
yeh

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ahh yes

THE DRUH-SAHHJJJ

imagine growing up in middlesbrough

how does this make rorke feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kml92pPjx0

got messaged on okc by a 'severely mentally ill' (her words) asexual overweight buddhist trump supporting monarchist girl who says she wants to live in england, which one of you was that?

I want to die

>Brutalism

Not sure why this is still legal

Completely fucked Britain
Thankfully every council in Britain is demolishing it all at mental pace

>>74510559
That looks beautiful tho

>Be me a few years ago
>Got my first job as a cashier for a supermarket
>First day
>Very first customer
>"Good afternoon, Sir. Thank you for shopping at K-Mart."
>Immediately notice it wasn't a guy but just a bald old black woman.

>>74510559
she wants a library from brum

that looks better than the modern architecture mess we have noe

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*blocks your path*

>>74510594
what a boring story

>>74510594
feel like this story ends a bit prematurely

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>You will never be a nationalist insurgent in the mountains of South Armagh

i'm not a virgin

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>>74510393

>constabulary

gotta hand it to brits, they make law enforcement sound like an easy dental procedure

>>74510658
SCREECHING

>>74510680
FONT

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>>74510630

slovenia is a better country than britian

>>74510692
cringe

>>74510483
that looks great
no idea why people hate brutalism

>>74510681
comfy

chest pains have started again
hope its a heart attack

midnight lads make a wish

>>74510681
YES this is it

peak grim aesthetic

cities were a mistake

>>74506362

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

>>74510760
>>74510760
>>74510760

>>74510750
wish anime was real

>>74510681
nothing comfier than rain-soaked British streets.

>>74510652
>south armagh
>mountains

ummmm try again sweaty :) x

>>74510681
SOYUZ NERUSHIMY

>>74510667
What happened in Tim's life that he feels the need to take a record of every single day and every hour he is alive?

He has 13 thousand videos on Youtube. Most of them he repeats himself.

>>74510747
so do i

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>>74510778
Excellent wish.

>>74510810
He's mentally sub normal and probably gets a kick from the views

Christian Andreas Käsebier (1710 – after 1757) was a legendary German thief and robber during the 18th century who became an intelligence operative for King Frederick the Great.


He was not a violent criminal, rather he used his charm and intelligence to accomplish most of his work.

The King personally recruited Käsebier with the promise of a pardon in return for his intelligence services.

Käsebier successfully smuggled himself into the besieged city three times, but on the fourth mission became hesitant over the fear of being known now.

The King threatened to send him back to prison, so Käsebier agreed to the fourth mission.

He vanished soon thereafter, never to be heard from again, although it is claimed he was executed by the Austrians.

>>74510883
the name's cheesebeer,
christian cheesebeer

>>74510208
virgin fuck off

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>>74510393
where i live

>>74509255
screeching