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Stonewall edition
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first for the reunification of the Commonwealth of Virginia
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*burns down your stonewall*
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is lauren southern southern?
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>>74508525
No, she's a Sephardi kike living in Canada
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From my hometown
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>>74508729
>Mistletoe Villa
that's the coolest name I've ever heard in my life
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>>74508388
>no "& Friends"
Unhospitable!
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>dixie
lol
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>>74508855
guess i will just leave
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>>74509226
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>spend all day working for another mans dollar
>but get to come home to /dixie/

evening buds
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>>74509395
Sup bud?
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>>74509486
just drank a beer and ate fast food

time to open another cold beer and take it into the steamy shower
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>>74509612
>drinking beer in the shower
too extreme for me

what's it like living life on the edge?
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>>74509395
evening

>>74509612
you're living the life
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>>74509612
>drinking cold beer in hot steamy shower
i dont think thats good for your heart bud
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>>74509671
its a moment of pure simple pleasure, drinking an ice cold beer while a hot steamy shower cascades down and relaxes your back

>>74509672
next ones in your honor senpai

>>74509779
>i dont think thats good for your heart bud
its good for the soul, and thats what matters
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Is "the south" the states that were Confederates, or are some states that weren't in it also considered to be a part of "the south"?
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>>74509910
yes, Kentucky and West Virginia are considered Southern to an extent and didn't fight with us. Florida did fight with us but mostly isn't considered Southern. Texas is considered half its own thing and half Southern, it's a matter for debate here a lot.
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>>74509910
confederate

kansas/missouri are occasionally included as well, but only the edges of those states bordering the rest of dixieland are really culturally southern, specifically the northern ozark mountains in lower missouri and the east third of kansas
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>>74509910
If they have a drawl, they're southern.
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>>74510029
Okay, thanks. I have hundreds of extremely distant relatives who all live in the Virginias and Carolinas, so I guess they're all southern then.
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>>74510114
That's unquestionably Southern territory. So yes they are.

>>74510063
true
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>>74510050
>Kansas
never heard this before, but then again I don't know anything about that area of the US.
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>>74510420
Only been in northern USA myself (Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania), I'd love to visit the south too some day, if the heat doesn't kill me. Heavy drinking and shitloads of meat sounds like my kind of deal.
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>>74510573
You'll have lots of that, but if the heat doesn't get you the extroverted nature of the natives will. You will most likely be small talked to death.
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Mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Rh2hnDtAg
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>>74510707
Nah m8, I'm pretty conversational myself. When I was younger I was more like the stereotypical Finn, but the older I get the more I enjoy just talking with random people (plus I work a customer service type job so I'm used to meaningless small talk).
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>been procastinating on my projects for the past 3 days
>didnt went to school for 3 weeks
>check classes whatsapp group
>everyone is losing their shit trying to finish projects that they could have finished weeks ago
>im already almost done

It feels GREAT tbqh.
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>>74510473
east kansas is full of southern indians, choctaw, cherokee, creek, and the like
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>>74511021
top kek
good for you bud, sometimes, but very rarely, the lazy route can actually be the most productive.
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>He hasn't fucked his nieces
>He hasn't fucked his slaves or his illegitimate female child from his slave
>He thinks he's "Southern"
LOL
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>>74511299
>the goals
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>>74511021
>>74511133
>extreme procrastination
We talked about that once before, no?
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>>74511638
probably.
Hey man i asked a question yesterday but i guess you werent around. I want to pick up on accordion did you mentioned you played it before?
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>>74511299
is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
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Puerto Rico is bankrupt, now may be our time to /goldencircle/ it.
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>>74512711
First them, then Venezuela.
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>>74511689
He's on California time so he's probably still in work hours. I've heard it's a really difficult instrument though.
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>>74513360
oh crud, well i will be sleeping now so i might as well post it here and get a reply at morning.

I just wanted to ask him if i should learn some other musical instrument before picking up on accordion, and if there is something i should look out for when buying a beginners level one (like price or material)
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>>74513401
Do you play anything now?
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>/cum/ foreigners
>filthy German perverts

>/dixie/ foreigners
>friendly Turkish artists
Where did everything go so right?
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reminder that /dixie/ is a Dunmer general
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>>74513509
no, i dont have alot of plans for summer other than visiting the mountains in the east, so i tought i would pick up an instrument as a useful hobby.
Im still not sure between accordion or violin though, violin seems more viable but i want to get the opinion of someone who actually plays the accordion.

>>74513543
Thanks bud i appreciate you <3
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>>74513625
Yeah true, you're much better off taking advice from somebody that does play it. I used to play the violin though and I reckon I can pretty much guarantee it will be easier though.
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*passes by your thread*
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Just learned my school will be hosting a 2 day board game design trianel (not sure if this is a english word) Pretty exited! Hope i can drag one of the digital drawers with me to join

>>74514188
Thanks for your input.
Do you have a recommended price range for a beginner?
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>>74508525
I think she's Jewish
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>>74513618
N'wahs out
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>>74511299
All me
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>>74508388
I actually bought a biography of him a few weeks ago, it's this big thing, one if those multiple volumes in one book deal. Pretty interesting read so far.
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wop bop bam bam
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>>74511689
>I want to pick up on accordion did you mentioned you played it before?
Yessir.

(from >>7451340)
>if i should learn some other musical instrument before picking up on accordion
I did, but that's not necessary. I actually picked up the accordion because I wanted something more portable.

>if there is something i should look out for when buying a beginners level one (like price or material)
If you're buying a new one, expect to spend at least $1000 for something of good quality (i.e. not mass produced crap from China). Weltmeister is a good company; their whole range tends to be pretty solid. If you end up getting a bigger professional model later, a small one from them will still be nice to carry around as a travel instrument, when you don't want to lug around a full-size one.

As for me, I knew I was serious about learning to play the thing and I already had years of musical experience, so I went straight for a high-end model. Bit under $3000, great instrument.

Buying a used instrument is also a good option if you want to save money, but don't buy a used one off the internet unless there's a video or something that lets you hear the thing and make sure it actually works. From what I've heard, eBay is full of people selling shitty used instruments that end up costing hundreds more to fix because they're unplayable when you get 'em.

>>74513360
Naw, I just wasn't on here at the time.

>>74514188
I played the violin for a few years, ended up stopping because the one I have just ain't good enough anymore and I didn't have the money for a better one.
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Apparently I'm shit at replying. That was supposed to be >>74513401 but I deleted the 1 somehow.
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>>74514966
>bit under 3000
Shit
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>>74515036
Yeah, they sure as hell ain't cheap.
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taxation is theft
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>>74515563
This tbqh
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>>74515563
Keep up the good work.
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>>74515672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJl3ZAg6mj0
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>>74516046
best fucking episode from the comfiest show ever
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>>74516046
How was your day bud
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>>74516046
THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
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>>74516165
>best episode
yeah I really can't think of a better one honestly.
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>>74517241
Do denoise your pictures though.
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reminder of best flag
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>>74517585
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>>74517627
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>>74517611
best in the South, definitely
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>>74510029

Texan here stuck in California.

Texas is a whole 'nother country.

South by South West. SXSW.

Some midwest.

We got Jews like Michael Dell and Kinky Friedman. Tejas like the Castro Brothers and Los Lobos. Krauts. Black folk. Stevie Ray Vaughan and Jimmie Vaughan and Willie Nelson and Alejandro Escibedo.

BBQ. Tex-Mex. Baseball and especially football. Hot smart tough women. Austin. Houston. DFW. San Antonio. El Paso.

Central Texas was Union. Much was Rebel. We fought for this land and earned it by conquest. Now we all Texans.

Screw you, I'm from Texas.
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>>74517740
I'm in CA too, hey.
>baseball
To be fair, we have plenty of baseball here. Five goddamn teams in one state. I'm a Giants fan.
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>>74517740
Why is Louisiana thought of as southern but Texas isn't? Same deyfrunc
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Just watched Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982), it's better than the album. Also Pink did nothing wrong.
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>>74517876
The Gerald Scarfe animations make the movie amazing.
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>>74517866
Because Louisiana is only Frog near New Orleans
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>>74517866
there isn't very much similarity between the two culturally.
>Texas isn't
Most of Texas is.
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>it's another "is Texas Dixie argument" episode
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>>74518159
White Georgians have more in common with white Texans than white Louisianans
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>>74518198
It's Southern until you hit Dallas
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>>74518272
French Louisianans*
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All of Texas and Oklahoma are Southern tbqh
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>>74518915
this desu
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>>74517876
I always thought that album sounded like a showtune, but that makes it better when it's set to video imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdm_ipaHAvs
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>>74520383
This is a good picture.
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do you all ever get self-conscious of your accent when going outside the south?

I had some old yankee geezer laughing for 2-3 minutes because I pronounce "wrestling" like "rasslin'"

First time I got angry over my accent
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>>74521460
At least you don't sound like a whiny bird from up north.
Same shit happens when they come down around here.
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>>74521460
no desu, it's never really occurred to me.
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>>74521460
i live in tennessee but all my family is from kansas so i pretty much have a neutral accent, and no one really comments on it ever
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>>74521460
when I was a kid I learned most of my English from American games and movies, so my accent used to tend more towards a northern usa accent than to a British one. then, when I was around eleven or twelve, I got this absolute retard of a teacher forcing us to speak with a really posh English accent. my first time in England I got laughed at every time I spoke, because I sounded like a stuck up fucking snob.
a year after that I discovered that for our oral exams we were allowed to speak with whatever accent we liked, long as it wasn't dutch, so I tried my best to sound as american as possible from then on. sounds better anyways
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>>74524414
our school try to make us speak with posh english accents as well, which is dumb cause we talk like orcs
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>>74524563
>we talk like orcs
exactly, most people here end up with this weird mix accent of Dutch and RP as well. there is no reason to teach 'em this retarded accent that is these days only used by a minority of the English speakers. sure, they done invented the language, but they're falling into irrelevancy. teach kids general american english or something
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Reminder that DC is technically the South

https://youtu.be/Jw3hjVrisxk
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>>74524414
>>74524563
>>74524731
Ah, the joys of language classes.
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If Bethesda set a(nother) Fallout game in the South, what would be the best region?
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>>74525897
Houston.
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>>74525897
(northern) florida
i want crocodile mutants
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>>74525897
Tennessee is the single most attractive state
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>>74524986
well, it ain't always so bad, I seen plenty of good language classes outside of schools. it's mostly just schools living fifteen years in the past, that's the problem.
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>implying /dixie/ isnt turkey's greatest ally
>reminder that republicans have ALWAYS supported turkey whilst d*mocrats cant even be bothered to visit us
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>>74529383
what's your stance on ol' Tayyip, turkbro? I mean, you guys was fixin' to join the EU and all. don't see that happening anytime soon with him in power now
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>>74530116
>joining EU
meme started by the european union to use as propaganda.
No one here ever wanted to join the EU, not the politicians nor the people. We aint european, russia has a greater chance at joining EU than us. We also dont really care about the EU dissolving too much, our trade intrests are directly germany and UK (and USA ofc) we dont care about the rest of the union
>Tayyip
The junta in the 80's snowballed our cuntree into a weak country with high authotarian administration, tayyip came to power with the help of gülenists and then broke free from them. Now he controls everything.
Thankfully he will probably die in 2-4 years due to cancer.
What i am more worried is that there isnt any leader to take his place once he dies, in which case we will revert back to the anarchy that was the 90's.

Support the western turkish seccesion movement
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>>74530497
interesting, media here been telling me y'all really wanted to join, or at least a majority. guess that's just more reason to not trust them.
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>>74531169
>majority
its virtue signaling, dont believe it.
Not even the left here wants to join the EU. Only some extereme cases of western spies want it
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>>74525897
Louisiana (swamps and shit) or Tennessee (country music themed Americana)
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>>74530497
>Support the western turkish seccesion movement
just tell me what to do my teacher
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>>74530497
well I'm guessing most people that do want to join are already living in the EU, that could easily give you the impression that less people want EU accession than actually do. But yeah I generally believe you, most Turks in Turkey genuinely don't seem to give a shit about it.
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>>74532304
this too, everyone has a relative in germany, france, netherlands, belgium or bulgaria so its quite easy to move there.
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>>74532304
also i forgot to add, many people amongst the middle and higher class dont even want to go to EU anymore since its filled with ç*mars, k*rds and ayyrabs.
USA is the patricians choice, quite alot of people even move to japan/korea/taiwan rather than europe.
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>>74532708
that's weird, I've honestly never met a Turk in the US. Where do they usually go?
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>>74533411
they integrate, depending on where they are from in turkey, they usually get mixed as someone from balkanlar or mediterenean. We dont really have any common physical attributes to tell us apart (like with scandanavians being blond and super white for example) so its even hard for us to identify eachother outside turkey if we have picked up the local accent.

There is more of us in yankland then in dixie aswell.
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wake up y'all
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>>74536934

you'ns > y'all
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btw you guys need to check out this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E

could be the way early americans to the south spoke as it sounds like an odd mix between cornish, irish, and southern accent. tangier has been isolated for 350 years
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>>74538092
like a pittsburghese accent?
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>>74538173
unfortunately the accent there seems to be dying out, in newer videos the children and young people all seem to have watered it down with generic American midwestern speak like everywhere else.

>it sounds like an odd mix between cornish, irish, and southern accent
the closest thing it is to today is the English West Country accent.
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Bump
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>>74536934
everybody's at church ya dingus
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>>74508388

Curse Gods & Generals, this cancerous film has turned many a non-burger into a Stonewallaboo.
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>>74538179
isn't that yinz
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>>74539623
>>74538179

yeah yinz is pittsburgh

"you'uns" is appalachian I think
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>>74539101
When we all know the greatest general of the Civil War was Robert E. Lee.
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>>74533411
I know a couple Turks from school. They're pretty chill
t. PA
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>>74540011
don't think so ... what with him being shot and and losing the war and stuff
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>>74540102
He wasn't a Scipio, so it was kind of inevitable that the CSA would get overrun by the more numerous and better-equipped Yankees, but he was the most sensible general and had the least number of casualties.
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Reminder that the antebellum South was the last anti-materialist culture in the Western world.
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Jeb Stuart > Stonewall Jackson > Jefferson Davis >>>>>>>>> Robert E. Lee
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>>74540721
y tho
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>>74540721
>Jefferson Davis
u wot
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Texfag here how's everyone doing
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>>74540973
bored as fuck m8
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>>74540973
just watching France die
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>>74540290
>fought against the United States
>sensible
>Dixie education
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>>74540973
pretty okay, playing some blues harp, gonna have some coffee in a few
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Are Dixie cops manlets?
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>>74540760

the first 3 didn't surrender, the last one did
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>>74542065
That wasn't his decision, he fought because of loyalty to his country. He was the first to suggest reconciliation between the two sides.
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>>74542296
*because of loyalty to Virginia
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>>74542139

they're military. you don't wanna join the military if you're a tall guy. it's an inherent disadvantage. there's a reason why the best soldiers tend to be manlets.

cops on the otherhand... southern cops are commonly 6'+
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>>74542413
Exactly that
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>>74542139
Geert Wilders is like 6'6"
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>>74541836
today is a sad day chumps
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>>74542429
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>tfw no cute dixie redneck bf
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>>74542694
please restrain yourself from animeposting faggotpal.
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>>74542413
>loyalty to virginia
>sensible
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>>74542798
>he is on 4chan
>he doesn't like anime
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>when a fucking leaf confuses Spanish Easter traditions with the Ku Klux Klan
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>>74543047
like anyone could confuse that girl with a dixie
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thoughts?
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>>74526534
based post
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>>74544879
switch midwest and Kansas and you're gold. Forsworn are basically Injuns.
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>>74546202
but there was injuns in the midwest (they're frontier too), and Kansas is plains (with tons of bandits)
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A return to order is nearly inevitable. Either a Great Man will come before it's too late, or he will come after the crisis.
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>>74521460
Only around Canadians and Bongs
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>>74525897
Tennessee/Kentucky, Atlanta, or Dallas

It would be interesting to see how they fuck up the accents
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>>74533411
There was a >white turk in my Highschool
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SC and GA genocide.. best day of my life!
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>>74542413
>the shocked reactions from the audience
I died a little
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>the msm slobbering all over Macron's cock rn
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>>74550629
I'm guessing he won?
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>>74550707
Yes, and they're treating him like Trudeau 2.0
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>>74550707
yeah but it wasn't really unexpected
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>>74553114
fucking love this movie
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>>74553114
>tfw ain't got no sense of smell
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What is the actual total userbase of this board? It feels like it's well under a thousand people.
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>>74555358
I'd say 700 regular users at most, a fair portion of which exclusively use /brit/.
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>>74555358
All of the American posters are me
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>>74530497
>western turkish seccesion movement
Atatürk would be rolling in his grave mate
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>>74555752
big if true
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wait, so how many Turks are there here now?
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>>74555358
>>74555528
>>74555752
>>74555959
all me
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Fallout 4 was legitimately one of the most disappointing things I've ever played.
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I like wrestling bloopers.
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>>74557044
post some
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>>74556750
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STALKER: Clear Sky was the best Fallout game.
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Just stopping by to say we didn't beat you fuckers hard enough.
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>>74558874
I feel like fucking shit that I haven't played any STALKER games yet. Really need to get on that.
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>>74558874
more like worst

HEY PLEASE HELP THIS CAMP TOO

shadow of chernobyl was far better
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>>74557089
https://vimeo.com/197448417
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>>74558950
Go play it.
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>>74559052
>video of an animal jumping out of the mist and mauling your ass starts playing
No thanks
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http://www.fox19.com/story/35355907/middle-school-student-suspended-for-liking-photo-of-gun-on-instagram
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>>74559735
God Bless
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>>74559735
not at all to play down the stupidity of the school but holy shit what a bunch of fatasses
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>>74560301
is this Northern Ireland?
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>>74560345
I thought you were the one who posted it
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>>74560204
Gets me every time.
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>>74560372
no, wasn't me, but it was a British flag that posted it first so I guess it is Northern Ireland. I don't get why they'd be Dixieboos, because with the Republic of Ireland there's the whole leaving a union angle, but it's the opposite with the Northern Irish. Guess it might be ancestral or related to Protestantism or something.
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evening /dixie/

how are y'all doing this fine evening
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>>74560712
Tired
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>>74561017
same

work was shitty
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>>74560555
Maybe it's an Irish guy in NI

>>74561084
Did you have to haul shit again
>>
am I a pussy for requiring rain and creek sounds from my phone to be able to sleep? It's just the comfiest shit ever.
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Ma daddy worked on his granddaddy's tobacco farm.

Ain't no tobacco farm no more.
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>>74561226
got busted by the boss telling a story to some new guys too loudly and cussing with volume, apparently there were some customers like 30 feet away behind some trees i didn't notice

bastard snuck up on us, caught me completely off guard and red handed

it was my own fault but god damn that set the tone for the next 2 hours of hellish customer rush

but then a qt with fucking FLAWLESS legs came in at like 4 in this sun dress... and then she came back at 6 in short shorts
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>>74561351
lmao @ u. Is he going to do anything?

Flawless legs are always nice tho
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Never worked a day in my life
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>>74561488
nah its not a big deal and i wont have any consequences or anything, some of my coworkers have said way worse around customers and they didn't get punished, i was just embarrassed and pissy about it and by boss i mean the fucking owner caught me

he went and chewed out my manager who came and chewed out me, standard "c'mon man you know better than this shit" kinda thing

also the new guys are black so basically we were all being loud as fuck

>those legs were the best i've seen in years senpai
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>>74561623
>those legs were the best i've seen in years senpai
That good, huh
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>>74561806
it was really the fact that she looked good as hell in the dress and then came back in skimpier clothing
>>
>>74561862
>tfw they made booty shorts for the wrong sex
Just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>74561933
>tfw western women are the biggest whores on the planet but the skimpy clothing halfway makes up for it
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>>74561991
Enjoy your coal burners

Had to help my grandad put up sheetrock today and I'm going to be doing it for the next 3 days
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>>74562053
theyre alright, one's always high as fuck though so idk how long he'll last

and sheetrock sucks senpai
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>>74562160
>it's going to be in the 80s tomorrow
I don't envy you bud
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>>74562233
it was 80 today

im red as fuck, i forgot to put on sunscreen

got the next two days off tho
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>>74562296
>got the next two days off tho
Are they switching your days for the new guys?
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>>74562326
kinda

we need to have competent guys who know what they're doing there alongside them, so us older employees spread out our days off a bit more
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>>74562355
Sucks
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>>74562405
not a big deal

a couple other guys recently quit so i just got a raise for sticking around
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>>74562444
That's not bad. I'm looking for a job rn
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>>74562478
the plant nursurys not the worst and we're probably hiring right now, but the hours are long and the pay is low when you start out

and then there's summer coming up

if you want easymode go into restaurant, waiting tables is cake once you get the hang of it and its some of the most you can make part time with few skills
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>>74562588
They probably wouldn't be open when I'm out of class

There's a guy my grandad knows and he's gonna talk to him
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>>74562654
>open 7 to 7
>7 days a week
>only closed like 4 days a year

my boss is a slave driver senpai

what work is the dude your grandpa knows in
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>>74562734
>open 7 to 7
Figured it would only be open until 4 or so

He does shit with furniture, but he's getting old and my grandad said he might want help in his shop
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>>74562772
sounds like fun, if it's repairwork it shouldn't be too difficult

carpentry is cool as fuck too
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>>74508776
Sounds like a day spa for fatt middle aged women.

"Do you guys offer cool sculpting?"
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>>74562837
I think he just repairs chairs and stuff like that now

I've always wanted to get into woodworking anyway so it's something
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>>74509779
I didn't realize Turkey was that asian...

>in Vietnam people afraid of deiving with the wondows down because it cools you, and this is a bad thing apparently
>eating dogs is good because it is a good 'warming food'....wouldn't any hot cooked meal be a good warming food? Kek

Chinks and their crazy shit.
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>>74562875
sounds like a good job man, i really like working with my hands now since i've been working outside
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>>74562997
Too splintery
Do plumbing instead
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>>74562997
I don't mind it honestly

>>74563066
>get stabbed with a rusty nail while running pipe
>get tetanus and die
No thanks
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>>74563136
tetanus shots are good for like 7 years senpai

>>74563066
plumbing doesn't seem to bad, til you have to get gunk out of pipes and you smell it
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>>74563246
I think I had one in 8th grade when I stabbed my food on a concrete thing in Lake Catherine and it got infected
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Don't think the darkies belong here buds
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>>74563635
Liberia was a stunning success
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>>74564004
They're still stuck over there aren't they
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>>74564070
with eachother

>and the drugged up cannibal crossdressing child soldiers
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>>74564243
>he doesn't get fucked up on brown brown and eat a man's heart every other week
Weak ass bitch
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>>74563287
Damn. I've been fortunate enough to avoid them so far.
>>74564004
They're apparently good at search engine optimization, if you google "Liberia" the first result is a government website, not Wikipedia.
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>>74555924
The republic is dead. The an*tolshits are only worried about rooting us out. Our only options are to integrate to their sheep shaggin culture or emigrate. We are not compatible with them. We have different values
Abandon ship tbqh. Id much rather be part of greece then to be ruled by these arab/kurd/armenian rapebabies
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>>74564745
Good morning Turkbud
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>>74564866
Good morning bud :^)
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>>74564866
How has your day been
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>Good morning
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>>74565076
Put up sheetrock with my grandad and now I'm about to head to bed
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>>74564745
>tfw Turkey will be destroyed by uncultured swine and you'll never visit archaeological sites
This is very alarming
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>>74508388
South people are more welcoming but North is better overall.

You clinge to the obsolete world view that has no place in our times.

Come to your senses and move on.
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I just saw a k*rd reading Sputnik "kurdistan"

Fucking russki
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>>74565535
Yeah but we got whataburger, they don't
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