My last day on /int/ edition.
If I order pizza do you want anything anon??
>>74507087
yeah get me uhm whats that stuff we always used to eat when we were kids... oh yeah, pussy
>>74507087
yeah get me a 14 inch meat lovers thanks bud
>>74507015
Why?
Please don't leave señora Arbol Lief
>>74507123
Get out of here chang, Americans don't eat cats.
*puts a cat on the pizza*
>>74507087
pepperoni, canadian bacon, double pineapple, and onion bud
give me back my land
>>74507087
cheese and sauce
>>74507152
*gives you 14 inches of meat to love*
>>74507188
>onions
>on pizza
>calling it canadian bacon
>not ham
>>74507158
I can't take it anymore.
what a disastrous OP
Me on the right, Calgary on the left.
>>74507194
hello spirit brother
>>74507335
me on the far right
*buuurp*
get me a pizza with chicken, canadian bacon, mushrooms, roasted spinach, and green bell peppers
This American city:
>has a modern skyline with glass skyscrapers
>has a neoclassical architecture in other parts of the city
>gets significant snow every winter
>is conservative for a city its big
>has lax gun laws for a city its big
>has a non Hispanic white majority
>has many restaurants and lots of food of all kinds
This American city isn't:
>on the west coast
>Pittsburgh
ssssss, my muscles are all sore
sore from pumping iron
sssss
aaaaah!
More like Fartifornia haha
the perfect pizza consists of; peperoni, sausage, a three blend cheese, pizza sauce and grease
>>74507498
me too
gf just sent this
>>74507543
>pizza sauce
you mean tomato sauce? fucking americans
why do europeans hate themselves
drinking sum soy stuff pretty good
>>74507575
pizza is an American invention
>>74507575
pizza sauce and tomato sauce aren't the same thing you retarded moor
>>74507469
Denver?
>>74507543
The only cheese that belongs on pizza is mozzarella
>>74507217
We should reelect him
>>74507543
THE perfect pizza:
Thin crust, pizza sauce, cheese, hungarian kolbasz sausage
Is west virginia as beautiful as the Take Me Home, Country Roads song?
>>74507617
ah yes, denver
>>74507543
*pats your pizza with a napkin*
>>74507570
MUH DICK
GF just sent me this
>>74507662
thats enough ulililia
>>74507606
I'll fucking headbutt you for that
>>74507570
your 'gf' has daddy issues
>>74507685
Im your gf haha
>>74507685
Nice pussy
gf just send me this
>>74507647
It probably doesn't have much of an economy
who is you all's favorite 2hu?
mine is Alice
>>74507660
Got a Chinese ex pregnant once and she got an abortion appointment before she even told me she's preggers
>>74507269
Why did (you) respond
>>74507549
you should go to the sauna
i wish i could
>>74507765
Do you feel remorse?
>>74507764
what the fuck is a 2hu
>>74507765
maybe youre just ugly and she didnt want to carry your child
>>74507796
weeb shit
>>74507765
You're an accomplice to murder.
>>74507796
its autism
just look at /jp/
>>74507748
What's the most comfy state or area?
Pic related is it for Norway.
>>74507953
the pacific north west and new england are comfy
also minnesota
winning look
>>74507627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU&feature=youtu.be
>>74507617
Implying Denver is conservative
>>74507793
no, it was an accident. the condom ripped
we didn't want a bebe
got a plan b after the fuc but apparently it didn't work
i blame the regulations in germany back then, you had to get a prescription for it from the doc so the wait time was probably too long. starting last year or so it's finally available otc
>>74507796
no she is just a smart girl
>>74507849
a LUMP of CELLS
¿Us or the Aztecs?
>>74507999
brah wheres your socks
>>74508009
>4500 dislikes
I will not be taking his advice
>>74508041
combination of both
>>74507987
Minnesota seem too flat and boring though?
>>74507999
i always wondered, are all the black spots that you seen on sidewalks gum?
>tfw no gf
How do we stop China?
>>74508095
minnesota isn't flat or boring
if you want flat and boring come to nebraska
>>74508063
its 35 celsius outside dude im barely wearing a shirt
>>74508161
so what?
flip flops are never excusable
you gotta rock some fly kicks
>>74508145
Also
>Filipino subhumans
¿Us or USA?
>>74508095
also california is pretty comfy
shame about the people who live there though
>>74508231
you
all of your colonies are trash
>>74508161
I'm wearing some vans, it's not that bad
>>74508145
strategic nuclear detonations
>tfw I am cut
>>74508252
That explains the USA being trash then.
>>74508267
But then you'll have 400 million chinese in your country
>>74508306
are you a jew?
>>74508306
speaking circumcision, i gotta get mine touched up
doctor really butchered one side
can't wait to get back to the gym buds
>rehab place that was rec'd to me says no gym for first couple weeks
shant be going there i reckon
>>74508210
i just wanted to buy a coke
>>74508253
where from?
I wish I was a fat autistic dicator with nukes and sexy korean women on my dick every day
>Can't afford $900 EpiPen this month
>Insurance won't pay for it
>Have to just go without it, possibly will die if I need it
lmao go USA
>>74508481
go to canada
>voy al oxxo we quieres algo?
Why the fuck is it saying that I am not attaching pictures?
Gookmoot is ruining 4chan again
>>74508481
cull the weaklings
>>74508511
And won't be let back in :^)
>>74508552
are you a phoneposter? my phone sometimes take a bit to upload the picture so if i hit post right away it wont show up
Hmmm seems like 4chan is broken.
>>74508683
>>74508608
Of course.
It's gookmoot slowing down upload speeds now.
I got it to work.
Here's a classic
When I get bored I just drop pictures on this /cum/dump.
Got a bunch from 4chan 2013-present. 5,002 to be exact. All on my phone.
Man I've been here too long
"g"
"f"
https://youtu.be/SJgBPXlZkc4
stop watching varg
alri lads do i watch x-men apocalypse, the great wall, or some other meme movie? or something from picrel i haven't seen?
>>74508145
selling them property at a high price
>>74508841
2014 was a funny year
>>74508960
>sells BC to China
>nothing changes
>>74508951
keep the x-men marathon going
>>74509065
alri ravioli
x-men apoc it is
can always go back and watch x-men 3 and x-men first class since i haven't seen tghose either
Is there anything worse than those "OMG this is perfect *hearty eyes emoji*" fucking whore videos on instagram with little sluts doing retarded fucking "dances" to nigger music?
"she hit every beat <3<3" while she is moving her fucking hips from left to right
this shit triggers the fuck out of me
and when they start with this weird sped up shit but it still matches the beat, did they fucking record that video with a slowed down song just to speed it up like that.
next level retardation
it's not even remotely attractive, just makes me want to strangle them in the most painful way possible
you know what I mean right
also the fucking encoding won't move an INCH since it got to like 95% or so and it's been 2h32min now since i started are you fucking KIDDIN me
>>74507015
Why are you leaving?
what do you think about girls who like wearing skirts
>>74509339
sounds good fampai
i actually really liked first class. probably one of my fav x-men movies
test
>>74509488
thots
>>74509488
love skirts
>>74509488
like watching them but would not want a gf who wore short skirts in public desu
>>74509471
We all are niggers in the end.
windows can't look g-
What do you think about girls who like wearing skirts over jeans?
>>74509708
havent seen her wearing a skirt i would classify as short
>>74509776
cute
White Americans are fed a steady diet of prozac and adderall off government appointed psychologists and doctors for anything considered "abnormal" (simply being a child) which leaves them docile and passive unlike their African American counterparts
On a further note Mossad and the CIA perpetrated 9/11 to create a never ending cycle of destabilisation in the Middle East whilst also ousting leaders that do not align with the judeo american agenda (saddam, gaddafi, assad) whilst also instilling an atmosphere of fear and decadence in their own populace
What a joke of a country, the USA is the biggest terrorist in the world next to Saudi Arabia and Israel, even trump is succumbing to them
How?
>>74509776
jeans? i've never seen it
leggings are ok though
>>74509847
White people are not white.
thinking of trying to stop being an autist buds
why are schoolgirl uniforms so sexual?
how can you not feel the urge to slide your hands up that skirt and grab her little schoolgirl ripe ass
fuck, when you're riding the train in japan or taiwan and a group of prime teens walks in with skirts and those knee high socks and worn out leather shoes my dick starts pulsating out of control
>>74509917
Is it worse to be autistic or to not be but act so?
>>74509930
iktf
>>74509984
it's probably better to be actually autistic so then you have an excuse
>>74509488
BIG fan
We’re all told at some point in time that we can no longer play the children’s game, we just don’t know when that’s gonna be. Some of us are told at eighteen, some of us are told at forty, but we’re all told.
Very attracted to breasts but find the majority of vaginas to be very ugly to look at
>>74510072
i wish i still enjoyed video games
maybe i would have something to waste time with
How do I give myself a purpose in life
>>74510163
have kids
gonna try and get a stimulant prescription soon
>>74510163
You aren't given one, you make one.
had a dream where i put a gun against my head and woke up when i pulled the trigger buds
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
Destroy Finland
>>74510191
try to get some adderall
amphetamines are the shit
Germany's entire IP range should be banned
>>74510275
maybe this is the dream
>>74510276
>bomb Russia to cause the end of the world
>no counterattack
What kind of global thermonuclear war is this?
>>74510275
maybe this is the dream
>>74510275
maybe this is the dream
>>74510585
>>74510621
>>74510678
you mean nightmare
>>74510722
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>74510782
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>74510401
yeah i actually prefer vyvanse but addy is usually cheaper
>>74510804
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
AND I DRIVE MYSELF CRAZY
THINKIN EVERYTHING'S ABOUT ME
YEAH I DRIVE MYSELF CRAZY
CAUSE I CANT ESCAPE THE GRAVITY
IM HOLDING ON
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HEAVY
good night r/cum
LOAD UP ON GUNS
hola /cum/bums
>>74510890
Good night, Reddit-Canada.
>>>/bant/161120
Trying to establish a multi-board presence. Thoughts?
>tfw white trash
remember when russia got ip range banned?
What was the reason for that?
8 hours into my water fast and I really want pizza
What is this app I keep seeing pictures from?
>>74511241
tryin to get that ideal twink body type
>>74511305
trying to not look fat for graduation
>>74511241
>>74511336
are you a girl
>>74511241
fasting is good for your digestive system
>>74511251
Yeah I saw one involving Lauren Southern today, wtf?
I finally found the real name and profiles of a woman with boobs the size of basketballs I had been following. This is her.
I will post her photos sometime soon after I have collected what I can.
>>74511354
no Im just fat
>>74511336
chicks dig a little squish
reminds them of their dad
have something in my eye that won't come out
>>74511456
I've done it before and it's actually not that bad after the first two days. You can drop 20-30lbs of fat a week depending how active you are
>>74511241
post your fat belly
>>74511564
shan't, but I'm 6'1" 190 right now
>>74511627
post your creamy thighs then
>>74511708
all me
>>74509472
4chan is a zero sum game
FINAL
BOSS
Gotta move out of apartment and head back home from college tomorrow
Should I clean my room now or in a rush in the morning
>>74511998
9/10 would eat
>>74511998
best meal ive seen you post so far
>>74512013
you should at least get a head start on it tonight
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF MEAL POST BALL Z
WILL ANON EVER LEAVE THE HOSPITAL????
cum lol
I'll fucking destroy you if you recover
>>74511998
Lasagna looks good.
>>74512076
>rice pudding
mah nigga
hospital-chan gimme gimme gimme
browsing reddit
>>74511708
>literally the only non-American quoted
What did he mean by this
need to start going to the gym again but i got in the habit of only going after i smoked weed and now its too boring sober lol
time to download ubuntu so i can perform utterly heinous acts
>>74512277
was secretly hoping you wouldn't notice
need to kms
>>74512277
all clay belong to america
>>74512245
give what???!!!!
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494027877078.webm
you are gay if you wouldnt fuck this
Is the Pope Ness?
>>74512400
ur food!!!
>>74512429
>>74512429
whoa... that is hot
>>74512452
back off get your own sandwich!!
>>74512469
let it be known that suck my cock dude is honestly one of the best memes
>>74507015
really hoping Pittsburgh penguins win ever since montreal lost
>/extraflags/ on front page
this explains the slowness. I'm not sure if I prefer a decently fast /cum/, or all the extra fags gone. I'm torn
Does your mom have nice titties?
>>74512677
*heems you*
Just recovered a meme from the original timeline
had a bit of an odd dream and forced myself awake and got sleep paralysis
wish the general was just canada and U.S. to be desu
i've seen this before >>74512774
jeb! was unironically one of the best candidates
he was truly, dare i say it, /ourguy/, and yet you threw him to the kerb. you denied him. and he's going to make you all pay.
>>74512831
*glares at you*
getting cabin fever again pals
DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
lmao lads
This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen
>>74512768
What is wrong with Mexicans?
i don't care if monday's blue
tuesday's grey and wednesday too
thursday i don't care about you it's friday
i'm in love
>>74512876
Can you go sit outside for a few minutes?
post the frog again
>>74512956
yeah but what's the point tbqh
Yes, hello, I was wondering if you could post that frog again...
what if i became high school teacher and slept with my female students?
>>74513017
wtf
>>74512989
>what's the point
I wonder this every day.
>>74513017
>the goal
>>74513017
das illegal fatty
>>74513017
would be pretty cool
>>74513017
become a softball coach
slap em on the butt and cant get in trouble
>>74513031
how to lucid dream
>>74513068
move to the wilderness in Alaska with me and we can start a moose ranch
ubuntu usb ready, the time is now
league of legends really upsets me desu
>>74513119
Drink milk before going to bed
Focus on something before you sleep
Rinse and repeat for months
>>74513174
stop playing video games nerd
>>74513174
>playing MOBAs
>>74513190
fuck you corn boy
>>74513174
why don't you go dunk some donuts about it bud
>>74513212
fuck you paleface
give me firewater
*stomps your fucking head*
>>74513209
i need something with competition
if i want fun i play rhythm games
>>74513215
i'm off today
>>74513219
my face is actually pretty tanned now
>>74513174
i've been having good games today
>>74513241
>i need something with competition
Is it true that it's bad to blow air inside a dick hole?
>>74513261
i would marry taytay
>dunkin donuts-chan is here
>>74513304
i'm always here desu
today i played a touhou fan game
>>74513302
why
going to sleep, goodnight guys!
>>74513333
because she has a lot of money
>>74513333
because I'm a cuck
Any kentuckynons got some fedora OC today?
got quads
what a day
>mfw cummering in my bf's mouthhole
>>74513336
>>74513368
don't care
i would say that south dakota should be destroyed because of paha but i have family there
>>74513119
Let me sleep next to you in silent lucidity
>>74513368
more details, more details
>>74513390
suck my dick dude
Someone bring me up to speed with the French Election
>>74513395
faggot
ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THE MEMES TELL ME WHAT THE BEST AREA OF THIS COUNTRY IS. I'M TALKING AN AREA IN A STATE.
NON AMERICANS NEED NOT EVEN REPLY I WILL AUTO-IGNORE YOU. ALL THE GOOD PLACES ARE TOO POPULAR NOW. MIGHT GET STUCK IN THIS STATE IN WHICH CASE IDK WHAT I WOULD DO PROLLY SUDOKU
>>74513381
>>74513410
they all hate europeans and there's nobody worth voting for you should just try to become dependant when we all run out of rare earth and can't have cars anymore
>>74513423
Eastern Kentucky
>>74513410
but he wants to flood france with brown people
how is that centrist
>>74513423
northern california
shame about the people
>>74513410
it's le macaroni vs penis and everyone thinks macaroni will win
>>74513390
Suck my cock dude
>>74513423
Black Hills of South Dakota
>>74513423
puerto rico
>>74513423
gotta be right here
need ideas for my /cum/ agaisnt humanity deck pals
>>74513454
my ancestors are the reason why your state is called dakota
leave my land pale face
>>74513472
You should have a black card that says "lol ___"
>>74513445
i always thought of those middle/southern states as interesting but idk what are your reasons
>>74513449
I thought jefferson/jackson whatever they call the region was awful? that is what they tell me
>>74513454
the gender disparity in the dakotas would have me on edge no offense
>>74513464
i sweat when it's 65 degrees outside
>>74513465
lehigh? is that why you are so happy all the time?
>>74513504
hmmmm
>>74513472
put something in about dead hapa fetuses
>>74513423
Actually, florida isn't that bad but it's hot humid and a bit ugly. Some people like the weather a lot. Tropical storms are neat, and some places don't get damage bad by hurricanes (other than trees falling) which isn't extremely common anyways.
>>74513492
Suck my cock dude
>>74513504
Only North Dakota has a gender disparity
>>74513527
sry. I'm just in bitch mode because i keep reading how all the cool states are becoming hard to live in.
>>74513552
do u have to take a lot of showers
>>74513504
>i sweat when it's 65 degrees outside
oh
I don't go outside much anyways 2bh
>>74513302
Same
>>74513552
i like the plants in florda
why am i here
Why is Paha Sapa so gay
>>74513606
because youre a loser like the rest of us
>>74513606
you're a runt
>>74513565
once a day or if I've been outside a lot doing stuff I take two
>>74513616
something about the water in sd isn't right
>>74513565
i wish i still lived in the midwest desu
i never got to go to any emo house shows
im an alpha male
I'm a winner
>>74513616
because hes from rapid city aka rapid shitty aka vapid city aka vapid shitty
>>74513646
you're more like fuccboi material
where as i am the true dentition of an alpha
>>74513638
hmm I might consider that
maybe pittsburgh so i'll just half ass the midwest
>>74513620
>>74513630
i am with my people
>>74513565
cool states? like which ones? california, texas, and new york?
>you're more like fuccboi material
>where as i am the true dentition of an alpha
>>74513683
69 malaysians want to be my friend
>>74513605
>>74513649
>>74513636
>>74513616
Suck my cock dudes
>>74513700
florida's nice but i honestly wanna move back to ohio or maybe move somewhere in pennsylvania or michigan
i know the midwest is boring and there's nothing to do and all that but i miss it desu
hes a carrier of gods wrath towards the sodomite you might wanna keep some distance
>>74513709
coastal south (carolinas), northwest
im going to take paha to my house, shoot him, and say he tried to steal my corn
>>74513749
actually wait those are flips
>>74513746
michigan seems cool
I'd hate to live somewhere that isn't near a reasonably sized body of water
>>74513746
I feel like the midwest cities will have enough life to keep it alive. seems like many are aging tho
>"omg anon what's that floppy thing between your legs?!
>>74513765
Succ me CAWK doot
>>74513793
prolapsed anus
>>74513774
they're 'flops breh
>>74513793
it's rock hard
>>74513786
i wanna go to fenton michigan for emoe purposes
>>74513787
i always hear people talk about how rude and quiet people from the midwest are but i liked it that wa
where are the mexicans and canadians
>>74513876
hung em
>Nothing gets me wetter than seeing a bunch of men ride around on a bunch of throbbing and precisely tuned rockets.
>
>Why no, I'm not talking about NASCAR, that's for degenerates.