/brit/

more like dont cara

any1 in cov wana go out drinking? promise i wont bum u x

need a thicc bf

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anime Anime ANIME

german /brit/ posters, ranked:
1. Synthwave lad
[POWER GAP]
9999999999999. Danelad

autistic german cunt makes a new thread the moment we hit 300

>>74502461
they elected a fucking labour moron after the war who destroyed the Empire

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wew

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lauren

>>74502578
>spencer is a commie now
knew he was our guy

british people in the north west are more native to britain than anyone else in the country

>>74502571
>cov
southern bender

>>74502578
Richard "Attack the Kulak" Spencer

>>74502578
richard spencer is a pretty open USSR sympathist, which is quite odd imo

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>>74502571
>promise i wont bum u x
whats the point then

Currently on codiene, lyrica, mephedrone, valium, ketamine and speed. Feel like a fucking GOD

>>74502629
midlands actually u bumder

>>74502585
Very much like this post.

>>74502626
>north west
Too much Irish influence

>>74502626
what about the so-called welsh

>>74502638
>god isn't real
>you are
something to consider

>>74502578
>neo nazi and holodomor denier

is he just trying to piss off as many people as possible?

synthwave is shit

went and posted in the wrong thread

>>74502579
why not go in?

>>74502631
his wife is russian

last night a girl said i had nice eyes which were sparkly.

she also said brown eyes are shit-tier and ugly.

>>74502517 #
>Just howled with laughter with my mum at Britain's got Talent
Dude, I saw her on Ripley's Believe or Not. Britain's fattest lady? Her talent of vacuuming down hotdogs was awesome

I hope she wins. Tell her to give me a call if she wants a Jumbo hot dog made with pure American beef

>>74502626
>not the welsh or cornish
dafty

listening to Irish house music and can't understand a word

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>>god isn't real

Shit thread x3

>>74502663
Drugs are cheat codes to tune into the fabric of the uni Erse. I have apsergers and literally chatted with a QT for an hour which I wouldn't have been able to do

>>74502676
he's going towards nazbol recently I think, he said something about marx being correct about "a lot of things"

>>74502724
wht drug

farted and shit myself again

why do youtube videos take a while to buffer
everything else runs fine

were one of you revving your red car outside of Tim's flat or is he delusional again?

>>74502663
Please refrain from saying such inflammatory things.

>>74502571
AbsoluteMadmanx

>>74502738
Codeine, lyrica, mephedrone, valium, ketamine, phenibut and speed

>>74502670
we have to mutilate their cocks on the off chance that sperm ends up back in the gene pool

would be good banter to kill white cat and crucify it outside Tim's window

god isn't real

he was originally made up to explain things but later used as a way to control people and now the idea of god is dying all over the world

no one can stop atheism because it is the truth

>>74502748
it was probably just a normal red car starting up its engine and driving out
tim's an idiot

>>74502771
yes you definitely took all those at once

>shit is bright green
>hemorrhoid is bleeding so toilet paper is red
feeling very festive this afternoon lads

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struggling lads

>>74502779
Prove there is no god

imagine being tim's landlord
wouldn't want to wish that fate onto anyone

I eat a kinder bueno every day x

Atheism is the default state of humanity.

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this lad is gay just like you but he'll NEVER even look at you

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>anon. i've had a great time with you, but i don't want to go home and spend the night alone. can i come back to yours?

>>74502779
im starting to recognise you

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>no one can stop atheism because it is the truth

>>74502834
so is shitting your diaper

>>74502695
It was actually just a bad impressionist that I saw

>>74502626
Just like me

how many times do you swipe your deodorant stick?

i do 4 per armpit once a day

>>74502805
best yank post ive ever seen
actually crying

>>74502834
then why did nearly every culture develop a religion of some sort?

>>74502772
hm?
hrt will sterilise people
and you can't reverse that sterilisation

>>74502816
the onus is on you to prove that god exists

you can't because there's no evidence that he does

>>74502861
Post shriveled willy

>>74502845
my floor is dirty

>>74502845
sorry i don't have another bed

>>74502859
may be onto something here lad

>>74502801
Not at once over the course of the day. I usually take phenibut lyrics a and codeine when I want to chat up girls works a wonder. Tho phenibut on a the own is enough give it a go it's legal to order. It's a drug that astronauts take to calm do not in space

>>74502845
sorry love i've only got a twin sized bed

how do I get a stronger jawline?

>>74502870
i do like 20 but im willing to believe thats too much

>>74502902
reincarnate and be born to a family with better genetics

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>>74502901

>>74502902
you don't

>>74502902
sniff a load of gear so your jaw gurns

>>74502884
No, that's gross

>>74502882
I wouldn't want to pass my paki genes on anyway

>>74502845
mummy said no sleep overs till the summer

>>74502874
first and foremost as a way to deal with death

secondly to explain natural phenomenon (sun rising, rivers flowing, etc)

and then once civilization happened religion was used as a way to control people

lads, what drug would make me actually want to talk to girls in nightclubs?

alcohol is not the answer before u suggest it

>>74502882
>hrt will sterilise people
sorry i was only aware of the d̶e̶l̶u̶x̶x̶x̶ ̶c̶i̶r̶c̶u̶m̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ aesthetic procedure part

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£1050 a month studio flat in Shepherd's Bush

Absolute fucking steal

are you supposed to shave your neck when you grow a beard

>deodorant

fake news. does nothing

>>74502920
suck dicks

>>74502953
lsd

>>74502902

go back in time and take HGH before your growth plates had fused

>>74502902
chew mastiha gum

>>74502874
to explain the world easily and simply

>>74502953
Benzos?

Dominos is on the cards

>>74502981
t. jawlet

>>74502902
Ask Jawlad

>>74502955
>sorry i was only aware of the d̶e̶l̶u̶x̶x̶x̶ ̶c̶i̶r̶c̶u̶m̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ aesthetic procedure part
what?

>>74502971
not sure where that came from

>>74502962
't

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>once civilization happened religion was used as a way to control people

>>74502953

shouldn't nightclubs be too noisy to hear other people?

>>74502968
HATE wearing deodorant
makes me sneeze and my eyes water

>>74502953
pingas

>>74502953
Phenibut mate doesn't make you drowsy and you can act sober, also legal to buy. Feels like alcohol without the stupour and mind fog, and like you've taken a little bit of really good coke

>>74502981
does mastiha ever go off? bought some and opened the pack months ago but couldnt be bothered with it

>>74502902
Grow a beard and shape it.

>>74503008
it means i wasn't aware it actually sterilized people. i always assumed they did it to grow shitty tits

am i really expected to believe that God looked down on humanity's suffering with indifference for over 10k years then suddenly decided to intervene.

but instead of revealing himself in a developed area of the globe such as China who had an advanced civilisation with sophisticated writing, science, technology and were gazing at the stars through telescopes, God decided to appear to an illiterate desert savage and then promptly ordered this ignorant peasant to sacrifice his son.

Christcucks actually believe this tripe? give me a fucking break. you seriously need to suspend any notion of logic or reason to get onboard with religion. absolutely absurd.

hey kraut
what do you think of new romance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

>>74502953
cocaine

>>74503050
nah it won't go off for like several years
you should chew some though, and also cut down on salt

I always laugh how dumbarses use phrases like "religion wuz used to control the peasants! Dats why I'm un atheest!"

Then five seconds later, "mug little pony is on!! Mum shut up ya fat blubbering cant, I gots ta watch muh anime!!"

You remember how all the monks and priests and shit were virgins in the Middle Ages? Cause they were the most pious

Now you're a virgin. Because you're the most fedora. Really makes me think

>>74503077
Roman Empire was more advanced than the Chinese at the time.

How many days since you last had sex lads? 1,796 here.

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>all of these jaw-children thinking they can ever reach god status
*clinks spoon*
*eats rations*

>>74503077
why would he appear to as*ans instead of the white man (yes, jesus and everyone else in the bible, except for the bad guys, were white)

>>74503077
That'll get hatted.

>>74503090
big fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

>>74503038
hmmm where do you get it from?

lisicki post the tinder date picture

>>74503077
>any notion of logic or reason
>literally appealing to emotion in the first sentence
screeching

>>74503077
t. colin wang

>>74503119
my jaw's not bad actually, but cheers

>>74502973
lsd is not meant for clubs

>>74502990
too addictive

>>74503036
pingas? as in md because one would be 'pinging'? if so nah, md makes me realise how shitty nightclubs are

>>74503038
reading into this, looks promising, tell me more pls, might consider this.

>>74503098
too expensive, not that good anyways

>>74503165
Biovea, it changed my life I went from a recluse to a really nice group of mates

>>74503145
been a little over 3 years

did /brit/ have a good saturday?

>>74503145
never even kissed a girl

>>74503179
stop watching porn lad, it fucks with your sex drive and makes you not want to talk to girls

>>74503158
you have very good taste

>>74503205
didnt do anything. last night was good though and so will tomorrow.

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rate my fit lads

going on a tinder date

once watched an elderly woman pickpocketing people in starbucks

bizarre sight

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>>74503145
5 years ago

>>74503179
> nah, md makes me realise how shitty nightclubs are

literally how? what sort of clubs you go to?

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doing a read

>>74503246
Why is he walking towards the camera?

how does it feel that within your lifetime test cricket will become completely irrelevant and when people say the word 'cricket' they'll only be referring to t20

>>74503216
does nofap actually help when talking to girls?

>>74503256
he's a pleb who goes to shit-holes like pryzm and other deano nonsense.

>>74503246
hahahahahahaha nice one, saved

>>74503246
You look like a bloke who needs to delfate your penis

>>74503203
>Biovea
can't find the ingredients of the mystery pill anywhere online lol

>>74503287
waste of good drugs then

>>74503246
thanks

>>74503283
yeah, i also find it really helps generally with mood. I don't know how much of it is hormonal and how much of it is just a mental effect from getting weird, gross images out of your system.

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the goal

>>74503203
what dosage do you go for?
t. lightweight runt on literally everything

http://www.strawpoll.me/12909174
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>>74503246
saved, duplicated and backed up on external hd

>>74503313
yep. give me a techno sweatbox and a few gurners any day.

any day so long as 3 months has passed between dosing.

I unironically have a designated shitposting phone which is different from my normal phone

>>74503367
fuck off

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the goal

>>74503150
>yes, jesus and everyone else in the bible, except for the bad guys, were white
ah yes

need a drug that will motivate me to do positive things

suggestions?

>>74503412
cute girls

>>74503367
had one myself :3

>>74503412
socialism

>>74503412
just trigger your natural endorphins

decided to see if its actually him, and it isnt
google reverse image search lads

german poster has three personalities (Dissociative identity disorder)

history poster
EU jew poster
synthwave poster

>>74503432
girls hate me because i'm ugly

ah yes, the old 'thwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP5oIrV0ONk

blackwake is an extremely fun video game

>>74503412
do a positive thing then the rush you get from that will be your drug

190cm's skin looks really nice...
and he has a cute mole on his neck eeee :D

>>74503491
do you need a group of mates to play it? cant imagine a group of randomers work that well together

>>74503452
what did you have? :3

>>74503412
try communism

>>74503466
>decided to see if its actually him, and it isnt

You utter fucking newcunt

i pay attention to how cashiers treat people in line as i'm waiting and compare it with how they treat me when it's my turn

they almost always are less friendly to me, and they often lose the smile on their face

>>74503491
Is it for the PS4?

>>74503502
its not even him you idiot

goes to show how many newcunts are in this thread

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493419991885.webm

Eternal Summer

>>74503280
Fairly sad

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el goalo

>>74503352
*sits in the giant chair shaped like a head*

>>74503476
even if you're ugly, if you have a nice body and good personality and interests you can attract girls

for some reason people on 4chan hate themselfs so much they don't believe it

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oh god what does she want now

>>74503458
>>74503521
tried these because they sounded really good in theory but didn't work too well in reality

>>74503512
nah it's actually decent with randoms, if you play with a mic you're fine
>>74503536
dunno, i play it on pc

>>74502533
Where is that pic from?

*looks at you funny*

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>>74503502

>lib dems say they're gonna fix the NHS with a rise in income tax of 1p

WTF? all they need is 1p to fix the nhs lol?

got that sitting on my desk haha

>fat girl I know broke up with her bf
>she's being very talkative with me recently

hmm

>>74503517
texas bbq chicken :3

>>74503575
Song sauce:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytgbzOGi2w

Image link in the description. Can't post here because it's tumblr.

on my second can of diet dr pepper in the last 15 minutes, what am I like lol xx

>>74503530
>in line earlier
>buying some booze
>HI! how are you?
>I'm sure you know what's coming next, but I have to ask for your ID
>How old are you 19?
>thanks but I'm 25
>you look good for it, take that how you will
>have a good night

Cashiers are always like this with me. I think they're told they have to be like this.

post some thicc bums please

really fancy this girl but i snogged her best mate when pissed up

FUCK

might play some BFBC2

best 'minos 'za?

for me, it is the classic 'roni 'ssion

Haven't had sex in 5 years, but just can't bring myself to """date"""" anyone desu. I still have this idea that I'll just meet a girl I get on really well with and we'll progress from friendship to dating to marriage. Predict I'll remain single and lonelier than ever for the foreseeable haha

>>74503650
phwoar watch it or you'll be on the Kopparberg next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqcsLf0vd8s

/brit/pol: rorkes

/brit/feel: autists

/brit/: normies and wannabe normies

>>74503650
enjoy your cancer from aspartame you runtmong spazmoid

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will the 1000 year Tory Reich end in 3010, 3015 or 3017? when did the Reich properly begin?

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me on the right

>>74503412
Jesus

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never need to order form dominos, got a pretty decent selection of takeaways in my area

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>>74503667
you get 1

just remembered i had germans filtered lol

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>>74503676

about to open my second can of lager and theres nothing any of you can do to stop me

>>74503711
Fentanyl is pretty mad stuff. Read about some woman who died in her sleep from an OD after her husband's patch came off in the night and stuck to her.

>>74503772
Absolutely creasing at the fact that we haven't seen you in about 3 hours.

ordered a margherita pizza and they sent me a fucking shitty cheese and tomato pizza. wtf???

why is dominos so fucking expensive?

just order form a local pizza place ffs

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>>74503761
mine

>>74503822
shall not, paksheed

>>74503775
>£18.99
Are those London prices?

>>74503821
sue them

why are local pizza places so expensive?

just buy one from the shop ffs

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>tfw ask for qt's number
>exchange numbers
>tfw she messages me, and we get messaging loads
>tfw she will come cinema with me
>tfw I'm around her she has a look in her eye

>tfw she even literally just messaged me right now asking how my weekend is going

>>74503847
no, nottingham

if you use STUDFREE it's always 2 for 1 though. would never buy a dominos without using a good code 2bh

>>74503880
she's going to die in a car wreck in the next 2 days

pro-tip: eat simple sugars and carbs after a workout to replenish your blood sugar levels. this will stop you from shaking and feeling ill

>>74503880
that's cute and good. Happy for you anon :3

just friended an asian lass on Yelp

>>74503775
Hello? Officer? Yes I'd like to report a crime please. The offence? Absolute DAYLIGHT FUCKING ROBBERY. Please come at once.

>>74503837
bloody hell

you must live in a city or something though

>>74503880
She'll dump you as soon as her confidence is back up, and you'll be left even more of a quivering wreck than you ever were before

>>74503957
german pizza is shit

>>74503917
hmmm
might work for me. i avoid doing exercise because i always feel light headed and queasy

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>>74503880

>>74503880
Miss the days when this was my life. Used to get texts from a girl pretty much from the second we weren't face to face to the second she went to sleep. Miss getting a "night" text before bed desu.

>>74503858
but then it's not hand delivered by peasants and you don't feel like a king

>>74503986
Reported to Dr Oetker

>>74504009
don't get me started on Dr Oetker

>Listening to song on Youtube
>swearing is muted

Christ, a relic from time past.

>gf?
>no thanks I have the Chinese communist party
>The Communist Party toiled for the nation.
>The Communist Party of one mind saved China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

bud lite is fucking rank

If Reddit allows posting behind seven proxies, then why doesn't 4chan?

just received some chocolates on Zoosk

>>74504009
dr oetker pizzas are decent for frozen pizzas 2bh, had one of the ones with a load of extra mozzarella on for £1 the other day from 'sco

>>74503796
it's so deadly that they have to get chemical hazard teams to confiscate it if they suspect it's in a drug dealer's house. It's mad because the ammount some smack dealers carry around in the US is enough to wipe out a small town

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>>74504046

>>74504079
if you're posting behind seven proxies you're up to no good and contributing nothing but trouble to 4chan

>>74504077
don't understand why they've made it like 3.5% when the american version isn't even that weak

seeing as coors light tastes just as rank, is basically the same price and is 4.2% do NOT know why you would buy bud light

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how do I go about getting buggered if enter British airspace?

>>74503775
utter pleb cunt

ITT:
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt84J7U75e0

>>74504160
Yeah but if Reddit can control it surely hiroshimoot can find a way, given that anonymity is absolutely central to this website. Sometimes I'd just like to post something without it being traceable to me desu, doesn't mean I'm up to no good

literally cant picture myself ever having sex with anyone because im extremely self concious and the idea of anyone seeing me as sexually attractive is ludicrous to me

>>74504182
wait I meant NOT getting buggered

never been to paris or venice

apparently theyre both shite

>>74504184
post your """""patrician""""" opinion then. Easy to criticise when you aren't putting anything forth

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An 85-year-old Nepali who was attempting to scale Mount Everest to regain his title as the oldest person to climb the world’s highest peak has died.

Min Bahadur Sherchan died at the base camp on Saturday evening, officials said.

>>74504003
dont really enjoy acknowledging these people.

they're always sketchy and i dont like people anyways

>13.5" pizza from Dominos is £19.00
>16" Pizza from a reputable take-away in town is £8

How the hell is this justified?

reckon Janice was underrated on friends

actually a very pretty jewish woman

>>74504236
what could you possibly be posting as Anonymous that you don't want traced back to you lad come on

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>>74504236
>Sometimes I'd just like to post something without it being traceable to me desu, doesn't mean I'm up to no good

I swear I get uglier every time I look in the mirror

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>>74503945
Thanks Jamalaweed, she a cute
>>74504002
She's fairly responsive I suppose considering we haven't even gone on a date yet, I happened to be walking around out recently and she happened to pass me by, messaged me telling me she passed me by then ended up being spotted by her again and she approached me enthusiastically saying "there you are!" then we ended up walking around for about half an hour before I needed to be somewhere

>>74504251
last time I went paris was about 10 years ago and it was nice, dunno if they've imported a load more 'fricans since then though

>>74504242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfonp4WvZrg

>>74504295
you're cute on the inside

and besides attractiveness is subjective. there's probably someone out there who finds you attractive

>>74504182
>>74504249
too late yank

*unzips dick*

>>74504255
cba to go to the 'minos website but too much meat on a pizza just ruins it, it's like getting chips from a chinese takeaway

i am a hypochondriac

>>74504333
doubt it

>>74504266

nobody pays full price for dominos, they are always a dozen different offers on, that's their marketing gimmick.

>oh boy, i'm getting a pizza worth £24 for half price!!!

>>74504295
you're supposed to look good in the mirror
I'm 7/10 in the mirror but 2/10 in real life

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>>74504289
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656

plebbitor got arrested and had to go to court because of this comment lol

>>74503906
If you just want one pizza and don't want to spend much over the minimum order then can't go wrong with 30% off pizza legend

>>74503077
Because you chinks have always turned your back in God. Take a look at your homeland and people. Subhuman insectoid creatures that you are.

*ceremoniously burns money for my Chinese ancestors to use in hell*

>>74504384
this

used to live 5 minutes walking distance from a dominos so it was £10 large pizzas every time

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see man driving a german whip

>>74504336
it's the ideal amount of meat though not too much

>>74504392
true but I normally get a takeaway with a mate rather than on my own

>>74504391
>Toxteth
mentioned

>>74504374
unless you're disfigured or have a deformity it's true. Many girls I've attracted to others find unattractive, it's all subjective. Personality and interests and character also matter

>escuse monsoir, we must search-a you bags

how do you respond?

>English one or the russian one, but man pulled up in a german one

What did he mean by this

>>74504398
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

I need a cute swede bf

>>74504436
>it's the ideal amount of meat though not too much
nah it's too much la, you also shouldn't mix and match meats like that on a pizza. Pork and beef and chicken is proper overkill and doesn't work at all.

wish takeaways would open at lunchtime desu. i dont usually have the stomach in the evening for a big greasy 'za

>>74504471
AM I BEING LE DETAINED?

>>74504475
Come to Stockholm i will take you on a gay date

>girl messaged me asking if i'd have sex with her and saying she's masturbating
>my only feeling is disgust
does this mean im gay lads

>>74504469
did you just mix a french and italian accent together
absolute state

Ah yes, the girl who pied me last night just sent me 4 video snaps of her miming to a song in her bra and knickers

as I type this she sent another because I opened and didn't reply


What the fuck is wrong with women?

>>74504510
Okay I'm coming over right now

>>74504391
Fucking state of this pathetic country.

>>74504398
I just want to give two thumbs up, a nod, and 'AMEN!' to this entire post.
We need good men like you in this godless world of sin!

>>74504482
you've obviously never even tried it so not sure why you think I'd listen to your opinion on it 2bh, it doesn't even have chicken on it

>>74504524
is she a minger

does abstaining from being drunk for a prolonged period mean that when you finally get drunk again it feels great?

>>74504538
how do you even reply to that? what do you say/do

>>74504524
Might just be disgust at modern society desu

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Nice night out.

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>>74504567
you-a make-a me angry paisan

>>74504534
yeah that was a really bad post
wish i could be you so I could properly tell myself to fuck off back to the airport

>>74504489
Dominos do

>>74504576
nah she's alright
>>74504579
think this might be it desu

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>>74504391
this shit winds me right up it does. makes me paranoid they'll come for me next.

should just kms already and prolong the inevitable.

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me and the gf in london

>>74504597
i would fuck you in the arse and piss up your rectum.

if you see man driving a german whip blacked out window leaning back

>>74504597
where dat

cant be doing with this

>>74504578
I don't know so shan't be replying
Don't think she wants to shag me anyway, just being a tease

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>>74504682

margarita pizza is severely underrated

>>74504669
me on the right in green shitposting on 4chan

>>74503837
Bristol?

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>tfw qt is messaging me while she watches an anime

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Watching Hanna on E4, remembering one of our lost waifus.

hope you are well wherever you are sershlad