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Why do Germans hate the name Kevin?

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Why do Germans hate the name Kevin?
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>>74499247
it's the stereotypical name for a beta loser with lower middle class parents.

another example would be Jeremy-Pascal
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>>74499375
I didn't ask for this :(
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>>74499460
It's okay if you are not german and have the name.
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>>74499247
In the 90s many uneducated sluts who had 4 kids with 5 guys named at least one of the kids Kevin. Most of them turned out as idiots, not because of the name, but because of the shitty parent.

Nowadays same group names their male kids Malte or Leon or Finn
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>>74499541
Nah, it's the exact same in France. At this point, Kevin is synonymous with retard.
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>>74499572
>Finn
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kevin is jesus
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>>74499572
You're lucky. Here, white trash and niggers name their kids unpronounceable stupid shit
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>>74499677
t. Kevin

>>74499689
examples?
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>>74499541
But I want to be German. I spent 10 years learning and I'm basically fluent.

I can't believe I'm only just learning this now.
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>>74499830
People aren't going to laugh at you or something.

the Kevin meme is only popular in kids schools
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>>74499830
>I'm basically fluent.
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>>74499783
A'ylsha, Braidyn, Kayden, Taquesha, etc
They also name their children after popular brands (Mercedes, Bentley), and gem stones (Diamond, Sapphire, etc).
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>>74499830
epic
even I know Kevin is a stereotypical lower class name in Germany and my German is limited to about 10 sentences
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>>74503219
kek
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>>74499572
>Finn
well shit.
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>>74500540
Du Riechst So Gut.

Am I in K-Kurwa?
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>>74503306
You sometimes see African-Americans give their children West Africa names becuz we wuz kangs and shit even tho they don't speak a word of that language and are Christian.

Asian SJWs throw hissy fits because their parents tend to give them American names, same thing happens with 3rd Generation Mexican-Americans who don't even speak Spanish.

Poor white people in the south give their kids archaic names from the civil war, which is how you get shit like Cleetus, Forest, etc. Rich white people give their snowflake children retarded spellings of common names, like Kelsay or Bryad.
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>>74499783
>examples?
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>>74499652
How did this happen
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>>74504109
Blame Kevin Costner.
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>>74504109
Low income, uneducated people watch TV a lot and do not read.
Wants a "cool and modern" name.
Name their children like those "cool and modern american series".

Educated people do not.
So that's why all the kevin/Jennyfer/Jessica/Dylan/Jordan/Brenda are really connoted low class in Western Europe.
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>implying a world cup winner can be stupid
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>>74499572
Which would be the opposite of Kevin?
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>>74504258
He certainly looks retarded.
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>>74504310
The German chad? Wouldn't that just be Hans?
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>>74504363
lol no.
hans is terrible name.
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>>74504241
this

people with names from american tv shows are looked down here
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>>74504363

Lars/Larsen/Larsson
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>>74504395
I liek it
I had a friend named Hans
he was black tho so maybe it doesn;t count
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>>74504451
>black guy
>called hans
ZWEIFEL
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All the lowclass whites were called Kevin in the 90
Now they are called Enzo

Their female counterpart is Vanessa or Priscilla
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>>74504444
Nice get
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>>74504310
Adolf
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>>74504310
Common German names that are considered normal are Matthias, Robert, Daniel, Stefan, Johannes for instance
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>>74504444
nice
>>74504446
Those sound Scandinavian.
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>>74504241
>>4504444
Kevin is an Irish name
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>>74504539
t. Adolf
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>>74504571
>Those sound Scandinavian.

Yeah, german
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>>74499375
>french names are low class names in germany
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>>74504575
I know it is. Guess what emigrated to the US in mass ?
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>>74504497

If you're not at least half italian, and your name is enzo you're a faggot
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>not calling your kid Ludwig
Pathetic.
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>>74504541
tfw all those names belong to my closest friends In real life.

Mathias is a big blonde dude who is a programmer
Robert is the autist playing nothing but rocket league all day
Daniel is a history geek who spends all his time correcting wikipedia articles
Johannes is a skater who skates and drinks beer all day every day.

I wonder how stereotypical names are between countries?
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>>74505006
forgot to greentext...
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>>74504638
I guess it's the same with german names in France?
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>>74505072
Any example?
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>>74505072
Not really. I never met anyone with a german name.
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>>74505093
dunno.

Hans, Werner, Johann

you know, all these stereotypic names
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>>74505072
only american names.

inb4 a muh ancestry fag pretends americans are german
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1 Peter 48.962
2 Jens 47.122
3 Michael 45.174
4 Lars 45.097
5 Henrik 42.437
6 Thomas 42.116
7 Soren 41.076
8 Jan 38.507
9 Christian 37.665
10 Martin 37.203
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>>74505072
How the hell and why did it happen?
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>>74505173
I live in Western France, I never hear this kind of names.
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>>74505072
No, it's italian names like Enzo, Matteo (and Mathis derivate), maybe next decade will be german names
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>>74503621
>Asian SJWs throw hissy fits because their parents tend to give them American names, same thing happens with 3rd Generation Mexican-Americans who don't even speak Spanish.
The opposite happened with me. My parents were going to name me Leo after my mom's adopted dad but some cunt second cousin I've never ended even met was named that a few months before my birthday so instead my parents chose a name half of non-hispanics mispronounce instead so that now I'm doomed to go through life forever correcting people on how to say my name. I don't know why people would want to go through that just to have a special snowflake name.
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>>74505274
there was some tv reality show called 'we are family' or something.

And one of the children was named Jeremy Pascal. The name was already weird to hear but from that day the name was doomed to be a meme.

the mother gave all their children some weird foreign middleclass names.
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>>74505626
*I never even ended up meeting
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>>74505560
Algerian I would wager
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>>74504497
Why are italian names so in fashion in France?
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>>74505994
short, foreign without being exotic. leftists mostly.
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>>74505994
Exoticism, but then again, only a handful of them are popular, mainly Enzo and Matteo around 2009-10, but they did top the chart quickly before fading into obscurity. It was the fad of names ending in o.
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and Tobias?
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>>74506621
>Lilou
>Timéo
How can you name your child like that ? Do these parents want them not to ever find a job or be taken seriously ?
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>>74507219
Like was said earlier, they're just popular among our chavs.
Before the 90s, there was restriction on how you could name your child. It had to be taken from the calendar+other acceptable names.
It was absolutely okay and nobody complained about it, but they opened the floodgate so now children of dumb people are left to deal with their stupidity.
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>>74507522
Yeah at least it's not as bad as in the US. But the recent trends with Enzo/Matéo/Timéo really made me cringe. How dumb will they look like when they reach working age.
It's almost as bad with the girls, with Emma holding the first position for almost 10 years in a row. My little sister has 3 friends named like that, I feel like in 10-15 years every single woman will be named Emma.
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>>74505006
>>74505061
Thanks for the personal information, time to dox you dumb snownigger
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>>74506621
>French parents name their sons ARTHUR
HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH KEKED
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>>74508288
???
It's just proof that Arthur is a French name. Unless you were laughing about Brits for having foreign kings for most of its history.
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>>74508380
It's Anglo-Welsh
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>>74508380
>>74508288
Arthurian legends are really popular in France, but it does hold a "celtic" feel to it. Like if you were to guess where someone named arthur comes from, it would be Britanny.
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>>74503621
> You sometimes see African-Americans give their children West Africa names becuz we wuz kangs
Well, most niggers in the US are from West Africa. I once read that they oftem use names from Arabic and Swahili although they have no connection at all with those languages and cultures.
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>>74499689
hahaha, same here. Look at these:
http://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Deslistas:Nomes_de_pobre
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>>74504258
Fußball ist wie Schach, nur ohne Würfel
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>>74499375
>people with anglo names
>lower middle class

lol
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>>74504483
More likely than you think.
This is Hans-Jürgen Massaquoi.
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if you're german and your first name is
- english
- french
- italian

you might as well kill yourself because it's the equivalent to a black guy named tyrone or jamal
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>>74515271
Actually the name of a friend of mine is German (More like Germán)
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