/brit/

nigger

Upa RA

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>why yes, i watch rugby

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>cider? 'tis the british man's drink of choice! banish that dreadful beer from this place!

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tfw two smart to be black

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coonboy

>>74500638
>>74500640
heh

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how would you react?

>>74500638
>>74500640
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>74500649
hate the gays, hate the blacks, hate this webm

>>74500638
>>74500640
made me think

>>74500640
>>74500638
hmmm

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> why yes, I DO use the same fedora as someone else in this thread

>>74500656
>shocked america
lol
It's still very much the norm to not touch blacks in the south, as it should.

cider? commit suicider!

pints? now that i likes!

*stands up*

oooooooooooohhhhhhhh caaaaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

naaaa naaa naaa naaaaa naaa naaaaaa

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give the North a lot of shit but I didn't half enjoy a trip to Yorkshire when I went as a kid - North Yorkshire I should add, Knaresborough

rode horses, went in some caves, did a flight simulator

lovely area too

aaah Yorkshire

>>74500656
I feel bad for the Dad, got his daughter taken away from him by his ex-wife, who subsequently raises her to be a coalburner. I think I would kill my daughter, the nigger and then myself to be honest.

>>74500649
yaaassss

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>> why yes, I DO use the same fedora as someone else in this thread

everybody knows coolguys call them shades

>>74500656
the messages read EXACTLY like something typed by a /pol/lster

>>74500728
is that durham

>>74500767
Her Dad probably posts on /pol/.

might put a cheeky bet on mary the pen

>>74500640
cider IS beer you stupid yank cunt

>>74500656
imagine if every dad were like this glorious man. degeneracy would be stamped out in a generation

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rate my sleeping quarters

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Fuck just dipped my spoon in a glass of Kopparberg

poleaboo have you ever drank alcohol before?

ate pork?

had sex?

>>74500767
have a feeling you're not really of European origin sperg German

Might kill myself because I hate my life and see no positive things in the future.

>>74500656
based dad. hope the nigger lover drowns in debt

Reminder that the Puerto Rican is in fact a Yank and should be treated as such.

got a bottle of voddy but realise i have a weak tolerance

what can i mix it with?

need a bf

>>74500820
magners

>>74500767
t. literal Rasheed

>>74500820
cider

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>>74500806

alri tim

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pick a country to banter and let's make a thread to bully them off the board

I vote argentina

>>74500835
me

>>74500792
grim

>>74500839
>>74500850
This should be considered pre-meditated murder, he will literally die

need a gf

>>74500793
now what would happen if you were to dip, lets say... a beanbag...

>>74500820
Ovaltine

im a fat ugly loser

business idea: invite poley out to a pub for a drink and then rape him in the toilets

>>74500656

raised his daughter so some coon could enjoy her wet holes, who wouldn't be angry?

>>74500802
world citizen 2bh

>>74500875
same, wanna meet up and commit a double suicide?

>>74500877
bit gay

>>74500871
you'd get a good telling off by york uni library

potential commercial enterprise: deport paki trannies from the UK

>>74500890
Rasheed

need to cheat on my bf

>>74500871
We'd have nowhere to meet

got kicked out of uni after first year of a humanities degree
do the impossible

>>74499097
>>74499097
>>74499097
>>74499097
we're in here

according to /r9k/ living off 800 calories a day is fine as long as you get all the protein and nutrients to survive

is this true?

>>74500934
hmm
no it's not fine
you won't have enough energy

>>74500924
fucking slut

>>74500890
turk

Ordered takeaway from an Indian restaurant which has a 2 hour wait because it is so popular. Hope it will be nice.

canada is 150 years old this july

>>74500934
you need at least 4000 calories to function

>>74500934

> taking nutrition advice from /r9k/

umm, ok

i should kill myself

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>according to /r9k/

>>74500934
no http://www.webmd.com/diet/low-calorie-diets#1

we're all in here lads

>>74500964
>>74500964
>>74500964

>>74500960
your food is sat on a heating plate

it was cooked about 3 hours ago

I hate myself so much.

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>>74500934
mate...
see the food jew already got to you

>>74500963
don't care

>>74500992
Maybe.

I wish someone would kill me while I am just going about my ordinary day. People who get blown up in bombings are so lucky.

might go mental and post a pic of my willy

>>74501059
oh get over yourself

proletarian business idea: communism

>>74501021
only joking i hope it's nice for you

>>74501080
no

>>74500786
>cider IS beer
u wot now?

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British bf when?

stop shitting up my argentina thread if you're not going to banter them

>>74501014
You realise yanks are just rogue Canadians right now?

>Toil resumes in 36 hours or less

>>74501089
Thanks lad

why don't brits talk to me

business idea: communism, but only for white people and only in a future that can sustain it properly with lots of advanced technology

just made a very neoliberal post on reddit

>>74500877
I'm OK with this

Can't rape me though if I want it

>>74500890
nigger

>>74501012
>lived over a year without food

genuinely impossible

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think we made a massive mistake leaving the eu

Business idea: america rightfully rejoins Canada

Follow up idea: nigs and mexicans get deported to nunavut

>>74501134
utterly racist

>>74501104
>flag based clothing

cringe

lads does the 310th post bump a thread or is 309th the last bump

seems the hatpost gimmick is almost dead thanks to aussies

>>74501176
i hate modern culture

>>74501104
I'll be your British bf

strongbow dark fruits

>>74500857
please be in chester

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>>74501189

>>74501160
had a years supply of calories since he was obese

>>74501176
there's an edit of this where it cuts to the muslim with a bomb or something

business idea: post different forms of hats for hatposting

Dropping off the old carand picking up the new tomorrow lads.

>>74501176
I hate diversity culture

I think I've met one "normal" gay in my life. Every aspect of their behavior is sexualized. They're deviants.

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>seems the hatpost gimmick is almost dead thanks to aussies

>>74501275
It was me

>>74501230
R u a qt?

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> seems the hatpost gimmick is almost dead thanks to aussies

>>74501247
and maintained his weight? how was that possible?

>>74501304
yes I am

>>74501280
>tfw 1/8th aborigine

>>74501275
plus they all act like women despite claiming to love men. fucking weirdos.

hatposting will never die until i die

hatposting is the lowest form of humour

>>74501324
not all of them act like women
you just don't notice the normal ones

>>74501312
*subsequently* maintained his normal weight

>>74501348
right

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The gf

bum > willy > poo

It bothers me that pozzing up is less a lethal hobby than it used to.

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>hatposting is the lowest form of humour

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le pen will win

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>>74501321
>tfw british bf now

>>74501348
left

>>74501376
spoiler the hog

>>74501376
getting direbeeties just looking at that pudding

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/faces of brit/
I'll start

NEED someone to poz my neghole

>>74501364
nah all gays are feminised as fuck. even the so-called manly ones. all bitchy and sensitive like women.

*negs your pozhole*

>>74501376
This is Southend isn't it lad

>>74501410
weak

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http://thoughtcatalog.com/lisa-woods/2017/04/22-its-time-to-reach-out-mental-health-red-flags-everyone-should-know-about/
haha got 22/22
>>74501413
piccy of me

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>>74501413

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What the fuck "vpholde" means?

"Though so at a vewe,
Yet all that I tolde you,
Is true, I vpholde you:
Now cease to aske why?
For I cab not lye."

I have to translate this language of the devil.

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>>74501413

>>74501413
Is that JonTron?

>>74501442
stop posting this picture of yourself you ugly twat

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>>74501413
me

>>74500770
no

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What does Brit think of my nature walk today?

A russian, a canadian, and a brit walk into a bar

the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"

The russian orders a vodka shot

the canadian orders a beer

the brit says:"ah yes my good barkeep, i would like to order a single mixed fruit cider and if it isn't a bother please water it down a bit as my poor little tummy hurts if i drink too much alcohol haha"

the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the brit in the face

>>74501442
i have bags under my eyes too

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>>74501413

>>74501452
uphold

>>74501464
literally only posted it once before, someone else has posted it a few times
do NOT bully me

>>74501452
No idea lad, that's a fucking old version of English

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>>74501413

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>>74501413

In the cave

>>74501275
You've probably met more normal gays than that, they just didn't jump out as gay because they're too normal. Their behaviour just depends on how "top" or "bottom" they are.

>>74501496
looks like a bitch lesbian

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this is actually one picture

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>>74501413

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>>74501413

>>74501496
nice gyno

>>74501495
no

>>74501452
"uphold"
back in the day when they carved literature into stone plaques it was much easier to make a v than a u shape.

attracted to tinder lad
wish he was gay

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>>74501413

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this is what a plastic water bottle looks like before compressed air is added

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Reckon I'll go down the chippy, lads.

anyone here ever tried having an actual conversation with a black person?
very fragile position to be in

>>74501455
omgitsagi-
*slicks back hair*
*straightens hair*
h-hello milady, how was your day?
*visible sweat marks appear all over my t shirt*

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>>74501519
Felt like a proper caveman

>>74501496
Richard Spencer looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before /brit/. Very very disrespectful.

>>74501574
woah! TIL!!

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>>74501413

anyone recommend me a film?

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>>74501576
I lost my virginity to a black girl.

>>74501573
how can one man enjoy the benefits of one's own sweat so frequently?

boggles the noggles

>>74501574
would like to compress my bollocks into that

>>74501524
>Their behaviour just depends on how "top" or "bottom" they are.
Lmao, this is worse. Gays are truly defective beings if some need to replicate normal, feminine behaviors for "tops." I doubt this is something they need to do.

Lads, why won't women talk to me?

>>74501616
zootopia

>>74501576
I'm friends with a 36 year old Ugandan. Nice guy to be honest.

>>74501616
the life aquatic starring bill murrey

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>>74501616

>>74501641
you need to talk to them

>>74501616
>>74501616
Joyeux noel

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this is a CT scan

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Essex is the last bastion of the Nazis

it's a well known fact that Adolf Hitler escaped to Jaywick to live out the last years of his life after the German surrender in 1945

>Madison Ivy on Twitter: "My 1st interracial scene should be having Donald Trump cuckold in the corner, while I get fucked as Melania by Barack Obama"

fund it

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I'm friends with a 36 year old Rhodesian. Nice guy to be honest.

cocaine

>>74501616
It's such a beautiful day.

>>74501705
look at all the tooth grime and boogies

watching some legendarylootz

>>74501700
Frogs OUT

starting to think jainism is the one true faith

>>74501729
the bf's parents are white south africans

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what's his end game?

synthwave desu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l02X8RmW8IE

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Ireland is fucking beautiful

>>74501768
Is that the faith of those who clean up our servers from off topic prayers?

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Watched bend it like beckham the other day now I'm watching this

British cinema at it's finest

>>74501836
phone runt

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this is what 1 million colours in one pic looks like. each pixel is its own colour.

>>74501856
really shit post mate
think you should go to /cum/

>>74501896
Hmmm very interesting (not interesting at all)

have a penis of average length and above average girth

>>74501909
this

>>74501825
whats this runts name again?

Rocking a piss

>>74501896
Looks gay

>>74501843
me in the future
i'll have my alt coins carefully sorted with my api logged in to the hivemind doing auto-trades with my exchange on Mars
i'll get free radiation treatment from all the cell towers, it'll be great

>>74501870
>anna friel
would

>>74501836
Good wavepost. But this gimmick is mine.

>>74501896
Is that so? *filters you*

>>74501936
fuck off rick

just nuked Germany

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lads
If I pass 5 of my 6 modules but fail one, do I have to resit the year?

need my willy milked

why don't brits use redditflags

>>74501825
race war
https://youtu.be/0nrwaRnZ1eM

business idea: build some new towns in greater manchester

>>74501974
>This guy has a wife and I don't

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Feel sorry for people that don't have nature near where they live. Big cities are cancer

>>74501843
that's NORTHERN ireland you fucking runt

come meet me down in belfast I'll batter you

>>74501977

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ot8Vnf2J-8

>>74501974
i hope it means i can pass the year cos im in the same situation haha x

hate being called a yank
LOVE getting shot

>>74501931
>>74501909
>shit post about some irrelevant religion
>"no u suk at posting!"

>>74501974
no you don't have to resit the year

Business idea: Takeaways but purely for sweet things such as ice cream, doughnuts, cakes etc.

>>74501843
wow, grass

>>74501977
stopped using mine because 90% of bender flaggers are insufferable cretins.

>>74502013
northern ireland doesn't exist
it's an illegitimate british statelet

>>74502035
These already exist. They're called ice cream vans, doughnut shops and bakeries.

>>74502025
>gets really upset that no one appreciated his reddit joke
oh dear oh dear

>>74502035
there are takeaways like that but they're overpriced

I know you fucking plonked Ireland is the name of the island. Come to Antrim road at the chester and have a square go, I'll buy you a pint qfter

>>74502009
would hate to live out in the conutry

>>>/pol/124376015

these posts need to be banned

Reckon I may genuinely suffer from chronic agoraphobia, sometimes intensified by marijuana.

>>74501974
i got kicked out after failing 2/6
bit rude

>>74502059
>>74502067
Hmmmm don't have any of those in my town.

I can go and buy the stuff but there's nothing that delivers.

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... Swipe down ... true 'dat ... Picture 5 May 2017 ...

>>74502076
ah yes

rorkes

Greggs

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>>74502076
whats the problem

>>74502064
here is your post
"starting to think jainism is the one true faith"
this is a shitpost. it is so far below my shitty 'reddit joke' and it is ironically enough the type of shit you see on /cum/

>>74502074
Don't live in the country Belfast is surrounded by bills it's great to leave the archaic streets and get away from it all

Aldi

just proclaimed an edict

Got over 300 quid in credit card debt again haha

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>>74502120

doing a poo

having a wank

Sausage Rolls

>>74502166
Fool

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Why do the UAF act like fascists?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4480224/Hundreds-protestors-clash-police-rival-demos.html

eating more doughnuts but could really do with a poo sometime soon

Ian Curtis rides a rollercoaster:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74502256
The webm is better

>>74502215
Fascists aren't people, so killing them isnt a crime

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>Fascists aren't people, so killing them isnt a crime

>>74501961
same

hate the london overground and hate all the hipster twats who use it

which one you boys will be lucky enough to take my virginity?

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>watching black on white crime videos because i need motivation to make myself a ham sandwich

>>74502328
okay yah I'm going on the overground to pop down to waitrose to buy some hummus (pronounced hugh mus) flavoured pasta

>>74502328
not subist, just dont like it, simple as

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on the bog post

>>74502328
twat

the overground is the best

If fascists are subhuman apes, antifa don't even qualify as proper mammals. They're bottom feeding mollusks

>>74502136
>getting more upset
oh dear oh dear oh dear

*alights at Shoreditch High Street station*
alri lads

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>>74502355
want me to post some white americans getting twatted by blacks?

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aaaaah yes, VERY good

>largest empire ever
>cucking India
>owns fucking Africa
What the fuck happened, lads?

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> If fascists are subhuman apes, antifa don't even qualify as proper mammals. They're bottom feeding mollusks

>>74502451
https://renegadevids.com/2017/03/29/response-to-how-to-get-an-alt-right-girlfriend/

>>74502461
Just decided to have a quiet night in with /brit/

>>74502461
Jews

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>>74502401
>haha BAITED hard

>>74502451
that video was made by a jew

>>74502215
>A heavy police presence allowed the far right march to proceed through the suburb while avoiding counter-protests

lol what a surprise

Meanwhile radical centrists have ascended the animal kingdom. Become something more. Something greater.

>>74502461
yanks

Raise hell and eat cornbread YEE YES

*takes an obvious bait post to heart and passive aggressively replies like a total mongoloid*

oh sorry, was just being a yank there

Just howled with laughter with my mum at Britain's got Talent

>>74502197
I hate wanking

>>74502209
At least I have a job

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>>74502401
>>74502489
booooooriiiiing

>>74502461
well if you know anything about the 20th century, you would know there were two very expensive wars that cost the British their empire and decolonization was becoming more and more popular with new superpowers who pressured British into giving up their colonies.

>>74502489
>still upset that nobody laughed at his bad post
ooooooh deeeeeeeaaaaar

>>74502533
>>74502533
>>74502533
>>74502533
>>74502533

>>74502517
>I hate wanking
only because your cock is shriveled and your testicles are broke

Just did a 15km run and my whole body feels like it's going to fall apart, can't even move. Not sure why desu, because I normally do that distance comfortably, did a half marathon last week.

I'm on six different types of drugs and I still can act sober, just chilling while my friends play th guitar and drums. Had a nice walk up the mountain so this codiene is incr dible

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>party next door with loads of fit birds
>i'm sat alone at the computer with you twats
life isn't bloody fair

>>74502548
Yeah and I have no mental or physical desire to masturbate

>>74502517
>Just howled with laughter with my mum at Britain's got Talent
Dude, I saw her on Ripley's Believe or Not. Britain's fattest lady? Her talent of vacuuming down hotdogs was awesome

I hope she wins

>>74502427
I used to edge to this one but it does nothing anymore

>>74502604
ah yes hormone replacement therapy is definitely a healthy thing that all transgender people should definitely be doing

Shit thread x2

310

>>74502700
>>74502711

Guess I should wear my twotwo

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>>74501489
>>74501543
Thanks, lads.

>>74501495
I have to translate "SIVQILA: Too good, to be true" . Next week I'll be teaching English Literature at university and I MUST know every bit of this work.

"And haue not some of them bin plast againe in a great liuing, in another place, soone after?"

Everything is so disastrous.