/brit/

Not posting in a yank thread

Not participating in autism wars

4chan made me hate yanks

we're all in here lads

>>74498449
>>74498449
>>74498449
>>74498449
>>74498449
>>74498449

4chan made me hate brits

>>74498586
If you love Tim Byrne so much why don't you marry him?

>>74498612
same

Hope all paddies die

>>74498586
4chan made me hate the Republic

there it is

fun times

HE'S HERE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YANK BTFOOOOOO

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

>>74498508

guess it should be a surprise but california looks so much like GTA (or should I say GTA looks so much like california)

WHAT THE FUCK

BASED BIG J

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Y A N K S
B
T
F
O

what are some /brit approved proxies so I don't get banned?

like aussie slang

yanks btfo

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12908357

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12908357

it awakens from its slumber

>>74498629
You wouldn't last a second in Tim's world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5axvTRVZI
>tfw find young Diane Abbott attractive
my willy is very confused now

can't stand ireland or the irish

Supposed to be out with the lads and instead I'm sitting in KFC eating alone. What a life.

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pick a side

>haha le janny memes xd!!!!
so funny
not

>>74498459
the bus gets me every time haha

>>74498586
made me like them. Yanks on /int/ are sound

this site is CRAWLING with limey pricks
>it's why i keep coming back ;)

>>74498842
Jeremy pls

>>74498865
west i believe

>>74498869
alri janman

Texas red had not cleared leather fore' a bullet fairly ripped,
and the rangers aim was deadly with the >>74498782

>>74498853
worst emma

>>74498824
>YBTFO

>>74498826
windscribe

>>74498865
Is Wales involved? Important question

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> You wouldn't last a second in Tim's world.

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>>74498856

Really dislike rude people lads

>>74498853
weird upper lip

>>74498865
west
cba researching but what is the food production distribution like in the uk? what about population of those east and west countries?

>>74498598
Haha nerd

Can someone explain to me why yanks come to /brit/? The Irish I get. Aussies I get. Even leafs at a stretch. But why yanks?

>>74498937
/cum/ is shit

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great game lads

http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/

we should salt the earth that ireland currently stands on

coffee doesn't taste good

>>74498842
jeremy banged that ugly bint. disgusting

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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/british-men-peak-loneliness-millions-35-year-old-males-silent-epidemic-jo-cox-commission-spotlight-a7717061.html

>>74498865
>he fixed it
>meaning he unironically fucked it the first time
>he literally doesn't know east from west
ahahaha fucking spacker

>>74498937
I'm here to talk about the footy

>>74498937
attention
>>74498921
nice cat

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>>74498865
>not picking west

>>74498972
faggot

>>74498966
Are you the guy from Colorado who unironically killed a baby?

got called sunshine in high wycombe

>>74498934
Northern Ireland produces the best food in the world because it has the best grass.

>>74499004
yeah

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>>74498979
creasing
thought it was a meme but he truly is a spastic

who nuked cornwall?

http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/

>>74498979
baited

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>>74498979

>>74498826
nordic, aussie

>>74498978
>The study, which was conducted as part of Spotlight on Men month, surveyed 1,200 men and was launched by the Jo Cox Commission on Loneliness.

>>74498937
do you think so little of yourself that we might actually like the conversation?

Looks like the results are in and it's a 50/50 on whether or not Tim deserves to be harassed for self-doxing himself.

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making the world a better place

>>74498978
>Those who felt this way said the situations that made them feel lonely included moving away from friends and family (18%), going through a breakup (17%)
normies fuck off

>>74499024
I nuked plymouth

>>74499039
No, I think so little of you that I think you'd ruin any conversation you try to be a part of.

there's an old man in town that's off his rocker and walks around the high street rubbing his belly asking for pennies

feel really bad for him desu don't know why he isn't in some nhs care home or in a council flat with some carer
oh right yeah... tories...

lads

should I go for a PhD in molecular biology or do an MD instead

>>74499078
>nuking ireland

but why?

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art of the alt-right

>>74499119
it's /pol/ (left) and /o/ (right) actually but okay

>>74499099

why are you asking this question on a NEET support group forum?

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>>74498921
cute
I need a bf

back from the dog walk

>>74498986
Unreal scenes happening in the relegation battle from the football league right this very second but you don't like proper English football, only the global commercialised shit

Kill yourself football yank you are not one of us just another repulsive fat yank cunt

>>74499113
fuck ireland

>>74498937
Yanks aren't funny and they know it

The most beautiful creation on God's green Earth is the white woman.

>>74499089
>No, I think so little of you that I think you'd ruin any conversation you try to be a part of.

you are trying awful hard to dislike someone you know nothing about. seems like any problem is on your end

>>74499026
>i was only pretending to be retarded!!!!
did you bait me again mr. rusemaster?

>>74499189
rude

>>74499113
They've had it too good for too long.

>>74498978
im not lonely
i have 4chan

her name was lola
she was a showgirl

>>74498966
I don't get it? it's just random

>>74499189
'sheed

>>74499200
>n-no u
Wish I could gas all yanks

>>74499151
why is the girl /o/?

>>74498937
brit on vacation here

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the 'f

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>>74499164
No

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The most beautiful creation on God's green Earth is the white American.

>hartlepool

how bout that

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I don't get the last line

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>>74499262
very good

>>74499251
>n-no u
this didn't make any sense in relation the original post about conversation. you asked why the yanks come here, and i gave a compliment.

might have to relocate to find a job but i dont fucking want to. i like it where i am. plus theres a qt i want to make a move on.

Just nuked scotland
get fucked jocks

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our rita desu

>>74499262
Don't get the obsession with zelda
I find most of the mediocre desu

>>74498586
4chan made me hate everybody that isn't me or my dog

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>>74499254
WAT racing is a /o/ meme
/o/tists put WAT stickers on their car

>>74499274
>American mongrels roleplaying as Nazis.html

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just had sex lads

>>74499292
horseshoe theory

>>74499309
And I called you a retard. What's your point? Your responses to me only prove me right. You are shit posters and ruin every conversation, including this one.

Reddit made me hate Canadians

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Canelo?

Canadians made me hate reddit

>>74499358
was he gentle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrPfoXmubWg
can britshits even drive?

>>74499387
Good, fuck Reddit.

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dont mess with me sunshine

>>74499321
Good post

>>74499317
'anach

>>74499370
haha wow you really showed him

excellent british wit

leafs

>>74499370
you sound like a real child. please stop posting, this doesn't count as banter

>>74499387
good you reddit using fuck

>>74499413
vile, revolting slug of a creature

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

>>74499236
pics?

>>74499368

Thanks

remember when CDs were valuable?

lol.

>>74499442

did Tim say that?

>>74499292
wouldn't read too much into it
he was losing his mind

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>>74499455
?????

going to get drunk alone tonite lol

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>>74499274
Who would win?

>>74499470
yes, or something very similar

does whisky count as beer?

well lads, summer is here. what do you have planned?

>>74499457
just joking. i also have no idea what he meant. he was demented after all mate.

i could be right though i guess

>>74499455
I use photon so I saw through this ruse immediately

>>74499455
Really dislike how the colours change

my mate in new brunswick just told me it snowed last night. in may.
canada is a bit cold

>>74499477

> he was losing his mind

yeah right, this is what (((they))) want you to think.

me? im not buying it

>>74499358
this is a colt, not a human

EU breakup tomorrow lads
Just kidding pay your 100 mil

>>74499511
Keep drinking

>>74499500
given that he antifas are carrying airsoft i would say the redneck with the dip and the plate carrier

>>74499500
the us government

>>74499511
enjoy what remaining freedom i have before im plunged into the cruel world of wageslavery

>>74499500
>plastic guns vs real guns
hmm I wonder

>>74499503
>Whiskey

lmao doesn't even make my bollocks tingle. Get some Kopparberg mixed fruits in you if you really want to feel something

ah yes danelad and his girly drinks

>look at reviews on YouTube of Xiaomi products
>they're all done by Indians
really makes you think...

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>>74499500

told some yank twat it snowed yesterday and he believed me, christ

>>74499500
the lad in the first pic looks a good shot
reckon none of them have even fired their guns

nothing wrong with yanks honestly

Triggered the yanks lad lmao hope they all kill themselves

*blows a raspberry on your belly*

>>74499500
>receives text from mom "dinner's getting cold"

>>74499004
>>74499015
?

>>74499303
nonce

>>74499613
me on the right juggling invisible balls

>>74499661
*stabs your balls*

>>74499613
me with the bag

>>74499511
Building a cabin

>>74499526
Yeah it's supposed to be rain/snow mix here tomorrow.

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>>74499500
me

>>74499686
but she's older than me

FOY has officially been designated by the ADL as hate speech.

The EU will prosecute you if you use this language.

Thank you for your time.

>>74499661
your lips would just bounce off my abs mate

>tfw I know how to stabilize the middle East but too scared to tell anyone

I hear you're a racist now Father!

>>74499712
BOY then

bugger off yank

i personally like the yanks

as for the leafs? nah not a fan

Don't understand why tim goes over the same things at the end of every video. Think he might have mental health issues.

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lol

>>74499712
JOY (Jog On Yanks)

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>when you cash out on your acca but it comes in

can't pronounce apocryphal

>>74499742
>stabilize
FOY

>>74499769
godlike post

>>74499809
a-poc-crifull

drinking a pint of milk

>>74499769
top lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

real yank hours coming soon to a /brit/ near you

>>74499788
*seemingly starts jogging away from you*
*as you turn your back to me I sprint at full speed at you, decking you into the next universe*

>>74499794

cashing out is -ev
bookies wouldn't offer cash out if it didn't benefit them

>>74499712
>The EU

the E-who? aha jog on mate

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me as takei

>>74499608
that's not me there's another kraut flag here too

>>74499857
primus are really shit.

next year it will be 2018, not sure how i feel about that

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>>74499857
we're here already
we'll never leave
expect us

>>74499870
HATE gays

>>74499500
The one with the actual rifle kinda looks like he started shooting rodents for fun around age 5 and moved up to bigger game from there. His dad gave him his first can of dip around age 8 and he can fit a whole can in that bottom lip at once. Can play the guitar solo to Free Bird with one hand 'cause the other is on beer duty.

The kids look like they call their airsoft guns by their call of duty names

>>74499836
paki language from a paki bastard

>>74499712
>EU
>WHen Brexit won

>>74499881
ah yes the ol' plausible deniability

>>74499780

not sure what you're on about, he seems fine to me. the only problem is society not being more accepting of those who are "different".

If I could be a nigger for a day,
I'd live my life the free and easy way,
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay,
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day

>>74499912
good post

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just had a scrap with marcus hausen outside the arndale. don't think i need to say who won

>>74499906
he mainly posts with reddit capitalisation

Yanks are alright.

Aussies however...

never placed a bet in my life nor do I intend to

>>74499943
No I Don't!

getting my daily dose of Metatron

>>74499944
They're literally the same thing.

>>74499999

rest in peace to my man johnny rebel

>>74499862
still made a 500% profit

>>74499713
post abs

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20/20

rorkes:

hate gays
hate pakis
hate special needs lads
hate lefties
hate poles
hate the wife

love the pub
love football
love the lads
love england

>>74499937

hopefully that'll put his mind to ease :)

>ctrl+F
>Yank (1 of 20)

>>74499999

>>74500044
>to ease

>>74500038
right

tall and tan and young and lovely

>>74499944
canadians haven't been as bad as they used to be in the past few weeks, i'll give you that

Love selfies, the bears, my music. Hate dentists, Sainsbury's workers, the NHS not racist just don't like em.

http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
someone explain this
how does it work
why does it say FOY

>>74500038
not a fan of girls who wear loads of fake tan desu

Love ASMR
Love AMWF

>>74500038
what is your obsession with that freak on the left

love /tv/
HATE /pol/

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>>74499937
>the audio goes bad at the end of this video btw

haha poo

>>74500151
Hate you

>>74500151
I feel conflicted

BAN
the
BURKA
lads

>>74500151
fuck off poo face

>>74500200
rather ban muslims

if you like history then Metatron's channels is pretty great. loads of Roman stuff.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12874369

http://www.strawpoll.me/12874369

http://www.strawpoll.me/12874369

>>74500254
love history
love pints
love slavs

hate pakis

at the copa
copacabana

do girls really moan much when you do sex to them

>>74500200
Agreed

>>74500280
Hi Jakub!

>>74500280
t. polski

*spins a web*

sleeping 16 to 20 hours a day lads

>>74500309
fuck off spiderboo

>>74500309
paki tranny spider

I'm too smart to be right wing

>>74499215 hmmm

>>74500300
yeh. the moan they make when you first enter them is godly.

the hottest spot north of havana
(here)

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>>74500325
this

>>74500310
Shall not be trusting a word you say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BxymlODINw

>>74500317
depression?

>>74500321
Funny

>>74500307
but spiders are cool

fuck off tripcode scum

>>74500038
very fake, very vain. Hell bent on being trophy wives but will end up settling for a tradesman with a 2 bedroom house 4 down from the beach in their 40's after their first marriage doesn't work out.

>>74500328
would immediately annihilate any runt who uses the term privilege in earshot of me

at the copa
copacabana

music and passion
were always the fashion
at the copa

THEY FELL IN LOVE

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spiders can be cute

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never went to uni

>>74500384
ye. or some chronic illness that is killing me

>>74500384
f*** off mtae

Imagine living in a tropical paradise and you spend the whole day posting on /brit/ haha

>>74500384
Eff off cat rapist

>>74500328
>nigger looking for free shit
Screeching

>>74500384
Probably the FAIDS

>>74500441
lmao

i think i'm falling for a blind woman

Want to get drunk but I've got no mixer for this rekordling
just had a sip straight and heaved

>>74500325
this but unironically
>>74500416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nFTD1w5g4 and useful

>>74500476
drink a good ol' british cide' lad

yanks should be punished by law for posting in /brit/

accidentally ate some cheese
here come the headaches

>>74500466
bet she won't see it coming

>>74500476
Madman. Just caught a whiff of the ol Kopparberg earlier and felt lightheaded

>>74500476
You think that stuff is rough, you'd collapse if a mere atom of this fine Koppaberg passed your lips

monica don't kill yourself

you just need a sugar daddy who'll fund your surgeries to make you look like a woman

>>74500423

i did and they were the best years by far
been working in an office for 3 years now and i want to die

hate myself fucking sad cunt i am

HAHA LE GIRLY CIDER IS STRONK

HAHA MEMES!!! XXXXDDDDD

Why do these foreners continue to shit up the British thread?

>>74500523
chin up, you're not alone lad. i hate you too

>>74500493
makes sense that a spic welfare state whose only purpose is to leech off the united states would be full of leftards

used koppaberg to bleach me bog before

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>>74500537

>>74500423
got two exams left then i'm done with uni
i should do well but i have a sinking feeling that i'll fuck them up somehow

>>74500523
least you're self aware

once an iota of the 'ol 'berg hits my tongue i'm immediately intoxicated

javascript:;

>>74498461
>>74498461
>>74498461
>>74498461
>>74498461
Old new

>drinking anything but guinness

feck off

I was told I'd like cider because I like apple tango
I was lied to

>>74500523
alri dr seuss

Posted one of those "I <3 my gay brother" images on my little brother's wall. He's not actually gay and it seems to have attracted quite a lot of attention.

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>>74500550
ah yes, the so-called "leech"
so glad there are literally more Puerto Ricans in the US than here - hope you get the worst of us, it's what you deserve

>>74500641
[citation needed]

>>74500516
I could probably afford SOME work myself but then again, I paid for laser and hasn't got me where j wanted

Plastic surgery is a scary thought

>>74500523

at least you're not a 29 year old virgin spending your birthday drinking alone in bed on a saturday night

>>74500328
If they identified as white they wouldn't believe in nonsense like white privilege.

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New thread

>>74500789
>>74500789
>>74500789

310
move cunt face runts