/brit/ feel

We won WWII single-handedly

Emmanuel God is with us
Blessed Redeemer living word

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No dry eyes edition

started panicking for a sec, thought i was in r9k

>>74496812
Haha yea............

Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord

cheese and marmite: yay or nay?

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might start a band called "Roger's Dodgers"

do not reply to the yank(s)

>>74496843
would shove my fist up her shitter

>>74496808
nonce

joy division is mistake

>>74494340
>>74494615
>>74494685
>>74494781

why do I come here?

i want a gyal from brum

the Chosen gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGlE6LPsvBI

>>74496843
better call them "rabid runts" yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ9wS2J0GOs


absolute BANGER

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Felix

Just hit 100 kg 1RM on bench lads :)

>>74496854
*except football yank he's a cool guy

>>74496861
this is worse than gore
pls delet

>>74496881
fuck off maggot

>>74496808
pedophile (paedophile) ((nonce))

Would love to watch a nuclear firestorm over Ireland

whats the appeal of dubai? seems like a soulless paki dump full of rich arseholes.

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someone at work came in wearing a crossfit shirt

she's mid 30s and fat

>>74496861
why would anyone do that
what is his reasoning behind doing that

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>It's a 'select squares with cars in them' Captcha

>>74496863

>>74496777
it's really not that great
because we all went to the same school, my older sisters had developed quite a reputation for our surname, so a lot of teachers looked down on me just for being related to them

oh and whenever it was my birthday I'd get extremely embarrassed if it was on a school day

>>74496833
no

>>74496902
come at me bint

>>74496931
duuuuuuuuude yolo lmao

think the pakis poisoned my kebab

do you like new order btw?

need a bf

>>74496861
Needs a Eurobeat edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs

>>74496952
They're better than JD

There are some countries I wish I could banter, but they're so irrelevant that I don't know how

Take Denmark for example. There's nothing you can say to make fun of them, because nobody knows anything about them

>>74496927

It's fucking terrible. I stayed there for a few days because I didn't feel like flying 15hrs direct back from Singapore and it was even worse than I expected.

FUCK OFF FLEAS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Tories are nazis.

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>>74496952
they're good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnGGkluWtrE

*tackleglomps you*

>>74496945
fuck off maggot

>>74496886
is that a trap

Vote tory or get hit by a lorry

>>74496952
who actually thinks the lyrics 'i feel a shot right through with a bolt of blue' isn't pedestrian?

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the bf

>>74496977
thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf67zvd_paE

chooon

*pushes it in your hairless arsehole*

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WATCH IT CRISSY

>>74496927
>seems like a soulless paki dump full of rich arseholes.
because it is

>>74496978
autistic lego cryptokrauts

Got a pizza delivery last night. 20 minutes late. Still tipped him over 15%. I'm such a pussy. Can't have my regular thinking I'm a cheap cunt though.

>>74497035
tory doesn't rhyme with lorry the way sorry does

might get drunk for the third night in a row
only have 300ml of vodka though

>>74497070
FOY

>>74496978
banter me

>>74497074
Pics

>>74497035
>american """english"""

>>74497055
dead meme

>>74497082
too easy

>>74497070
Honestly hate service industry stuff like this

They always muck me about but have me by the balls because there isn't much competition

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she's not fat

had to buy a new map
fucking bugzy

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Alri lads, it's time

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0

post results

>>74497123
she is
when the cellulite in her arse makes it look like the surface of the moon, she's fat

>>74497123
well she fucking looks it lad

>>74497124
xD

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk

he's posting a lot today lads

>>74497123
imagine trying to move her about in the sac
sometimes I wish I was big guy for them

Take Me Out starts soon

>>>/tv/82451297
>>>/tv/82451297
>>>/tv/82451297

>>74497123
Does she do nudes?

>>74497123
i'd have sex with her with her clothes on

like dry humping the shit out of her. too much when she's nakey though

do not reply to the yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvzkU6xF4s8

getting a very 'ddit vibe off this
will probably still go see it

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You arrive in the Cardiff Powerhouse

>>74497124
Map of what?
(I love maps)

vote Labour or get beheaded by a sabre

>the yank

>>74497090
no, it's the same bottle of voddy

>>74497158
Fuck off poofter

>>74497162
Hi :3

>>74497123
obese in japan

Convince me not to get a large dominoes meatior pizza with extra dip

>>74497195
Let the Corbyn, see the commies

>>74497155
His hair went to shit right fast
Must be the Wycombe air

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlbUwLx785k

>>74497158
take me out, tonight
because i want to see people and i want to see lights

>>74497192
Pics

>>74497208
A bacon double cheese burger meal from burger king is cheaper and nicer

>>74497208

the people who prepare it wipe their bum with their bare hands

>>74497205
you aren't japanese you dumb weeb on a proxy

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Wahey just pulled my back doing some kung fu moves lads.

Is it true the tory slogan used to be: "If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote lib dem or labour?"

i want to go out on a nice date with a batty brit boy :3

>>74497237
based if it was

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me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 6 May 2017

>>74497236
>kung fu
what is it the 1980s?
Jee-jitsy master race reporting

>>74497228
NO
all you do is take but you never give
feel used and abused

told tim to stop messing with me, sunshine

vote lib dem or eat my phlegm

>>74497236
Haha, I know that one. Once did a bit of shadow boxing in the flat and smacked the wall by accident. Fucked my hand for weeks.

>>74497280
Haha no one ever asks :(

>>74497227
OH PLEASE DONT DROP ME HOME, BECAUSE ITS NOT MY HOME ITS THEIR HOME AND IM WELCOME NO MORE

going to give tinder another go lads

>>74497142
Yonkers, Jersey City and New York.

vote ukip or you're a drip

>>74497300
You never describe what you're doing to initiate

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Hadn't eaten in 3 days

Just had a chinky

Stomach shrunk and I threw up

>>74497268
southerners are disgusting

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you scared yet

>>74497336
jog on jappy

>>74497268
tim has 99 insight

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>74497301
Imagine if Morrissey was your flatmate and went around whining that you were bullying him. Probably served him meat by accident.

>>74497336
*rubs your tummy*

>>74497142
why is it asking me to log in?

>>74497336
dont actually care mate

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Make this face whenever a yankoid or northern yankoid posts

love pints

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>>74497142

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>>74497310
How could you have gotten that?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Dx8wdPhg0

scroll down to the comment section

>>74497344
Literally terrorism. I miss Bush, he didn't stand for that shite.

>lived in California for 1 year
>in public
>smell weed
>find the source sometimes
>usually pretty cool stoner guy, black guys or generally down to earth cool people
>have smoked with several random people
>move back to the UK
>smell weed in public
>find the source
>its some chavvy scrote bags

>>74497155
I know he's completely away with the fairies so normal logic obviously won't apply, but has he ever actually given a reason during his rants why he keeps playing the same few songs over and over? does he hope to get 'noticed' or something?

>>74496739

>Deborah claimed later that he (Curtis) had confided to her on several occasions that he had no desire to live past his twenties

me

eating a 'zza from dominos :3

i don't think yanks are that bad in /brit/ desu don't get all the fuss

>>74497387
>Adult acne

Genuinely feel sorry for him.

>>74497158

fucking GAY cunt

>>74497417
It's almost like it's illegal here

>>74497446
based

curled up in bed with a hot chocolate and some ASMR

OBJECTIVE BEER SERVING RANKED

>Elder God, Love 'em Tier
Pints (all)

>Elite league
Bottles (bitter)
Bottles (stout)
Bottles (porter)
Bottles (red ale)

>Division I A
Cans (IPA)
Cans (red ale)
Bottles (blonde)
Bottles (weissbier)
Bottles (lager)

>Division I B
Bottles (IPA)
Cans (stout)
Cans (porter)
Cans (bitter)

>literally drinking farts tier
Cans (lager)

>>74497399
Only heard of one of those places. Don't know how accurate that quiz is.

do US accents vary that much between states?

here they change every 20 miles or so

>>74497422

the whole social media / youtube thing is probably some sort of ritual he thinks he has to do to feel sane

>>74497470
Where does Kopparberg Mixed Fruits factor into this list?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr1Gjwf_kWg

>>74497481
Jersey City and Yonkers are shitholes

>>74497410
>>74497344
>2005
>sneeze in arab and get glassed
>2017
>sneeze in English and get fined

taking the dogs for a walk with the lil sis

>>74497436
Probably razor burn and he's just too autistic to use shaving foam

>>74497435
Same. The only flag I regularly have trouble with is Ireland. I think there's more than one cumnt with a Canadian flag too, but they're mostly alright.

A lot of people say Aussies are the worst posters but I haven't found that, either. Moot hated them.

how did /brit/ even find out about tim in the first place?

Hate thaiwank

Love pints

SIMPLE AS

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>>74497331
I just took this quiz

>>74497481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuS1XoRoJs

>>74497446
what's this a map of?

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Can Brits distinguish between yank accents? Which do you like the most and the least?

I like the NY accent the most, and the Midwestern one is probably the worst

All I had to eat yesterday was a big bag of doritos and a load of chocolate.

Shit squirting out of my arsehole like a fire hose.

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>>74497268
love the cheeky nipple at the bottom there

>>74497336
After going without food you need to make sure you drink water before you eat otherwise that happens. In survival situations it's sometimes better to go without eating as you can go about a week without food but only about a day or so without water so puking up whatever water in your system if you haven't had anything to eat for a few days can be fatal.

>>74497481
US accents seem more varied than British but maybe that's because in sweden we consume so much American media

>>74497373
Cared enough to reply, la'

https://youtu.be/T0Dx8wdPhg0?t=21m45s

might stop harassing tim, seems to genuinely be upsetting him :/

>>74497548
We have New York, Texas, California (stoner), and general American

Might go to ASDA for some chocolate

>>74497563
it's his own fault for being a self-doxxing mong

>>74497563
What have you been sending him?

>>74497593
keep up updated

>>74497531
Fucking awful gimmick.

Boring cunt

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hmmmm

yes

>>74497563
not surprised it was an aussie all along bullying him

>>74497593
Chocolates bad for you la'

Give me a quick rundown of interactions between

>190kg and thainonce

>190kg and pakipoo

>thainonce and pakipoo

>>74497555
wasted trips on a mong post smdh

>>74497635
no

>>74497593
post boipucci

>>74497628
>>>/OUT/

nothing worse than getting canadian coins in my change

#stopculturalimperialism

>>74497563
Who even is this guy?

I've been seeing this guy posted all over brit for over a year

>>74497548
i like cajun, kentucky, minnesotan, and texan

>>74497635
no

Having a cuppa and some painkillers for my sore back.

>>74497635

>>190kg and pakipoo
Friends

>>thainonce and pakipoo
Enemies

>>74497630

umm, i only started harassing him yesterday... all the other harassment was from some british lad

it does make for better content though...

>>74497696
good lad/lass

might wank to cuck porn

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>us in a few million years

it is up to you which one your descendants will be

>>74497600
You fucking vile piece of shit.

>>74497692
Don't take 'em on an empty stomach. Get some dairy if possible, it lines the stomach.

>>74497548

I heard some yanks talking when I was in Chile, I thought they sounded west coast but they were actually from Denver

>>74497671
he's a dumb person with mental health problems who thinks he can sing and play guitar, and he obsessively makes the same videos every day
also /brit/ likes to occasionally mess with him for fun

(his rendition of rockaway beach is actually not that bad)

Having a shot and a pint for my sore life

might get a trip so i can be important too

>>74497548
can't usually tell unless they are really distinct (say cali and ny),
I really like south carolina one after watching house of cards, I like the southern one in general
also boston

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>>74497628

>>74497671

Timothy Byrne from Spracklen flats

>>74497736
I had some eggs and hashbrowns.

>>74497696
Tell me about the rift between yourself and thainonce

>>74497751
filtered

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guess where i am from

where does marcus hausen even post the comments?

>>74497548
really want a dixie gf

Denver mentioned

>>74497779
Nice one. Get well soon Anon.

>>74497811
Oh I wish I was in Dixie

>>74497751
Need a blog too

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com

>>74497786
He is literally responsible for my latest arrest, his email to some university staff member is literally evidence

>>74497818
Thanks xo

>>74497801
Mexico.

>>74497811
you'll never have one

Hate pints.

Love Kopparberg Mixed Fruits.

>>74497142
Yonkers, Jersey City and New York apparently

didn't even realise there were tripcunts itt until you lads acknowledged them

because i have them filtered
like you should too you muppets

>>74497802

The most recent one he showed was on one of his YouTube videos.

>>74497753
Gross

>Denver

DUDE

>>74497635
>>190kg and pakipoo
seem to get along, dunno about the others

might order dominos tonight thanks to the shills on /brit/

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>>74497856

>>74497832
>a paedophiles email is going to put you behind bars
You've no luck at all.

Can't fucking stand listening to my mother talk. Won't shut the fuck up, nobody gets a word in and she acts like she's a fucking presenter on This Morning. Bint

>>74497859
>filtering

>m-m-muh safe s-s-spaces !!!

fuck off

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>girl I was talking to and went out on 3 dates with, who's been ignoring me for a week now, just posted a snapchat story of her with some other bloke at mini golf

ah yes

when i opened up firefox just now there was a second window underneath the first one not visible normally, that had a grid with a red and green square that quickly closed. anyone know what this is?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>74497864
where do you hail from

>>74497548
I like the Wisconsin accent
Least would be the South Californian accent

>>74497909
Happens to everyone

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If you don't have a New England accent don't talk to me

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Oh there he goes again.

>>74497909
>a snapchat story
Quite happy to never know what that is.

>>74497909
cucked

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>>74497935
:3

>>74497909
FONT

>>74497909
>bloke at mini golf
runt, should be playing proper golf

>>74497927
What a gimmick

Post something funny

>>74497963
Okay.

>>74497960
Mirin delts

>>74497963
The Boston accent is retarded. Park sounds like pack, and car sounds like cah

>rorke is scared of whites becoming a minority in britain

oh do minorities not get treated very well or something?

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>>74497142
Did this before.

>haha le tim xd!!!
>mentally ill man is so funny lol1!!!11!
some right runts and cunts itt

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>>74497995

>>74497964
Disgusting slug of a creature
Someone find this man

>>74497909
has happened to countless billions of male animals across a billion species across a billion years. you just lost out to a superior specimen. perfectly natural.

either do better next time or find a woman with lower standards.

could really do with another straight lad sticking his willy into my bumhole tonight

business idea: fedora replies on demand

>>74498016
I don't have that accent. I have the general American accent of the Midwest without the provincial vocabulary like "pop"

>>74498066
pics

>>74498066
Post bum and I'll consider it buttboi.

>>74498030
They're desperate for (You)s, it's the only thing in their lives they consider an achievement, the sad fucks.

>>74498066
that sounds a bit gay

>>74497142
for me, it is Honolulu, Yonkers and Newark/Paterson

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39830447

>the state of ireland

no better than p*kis

hate scousers
love geordies

>>74496776
this

>>74498109
it literally isn't if you are both straight

>>74498113
that's what they speak in gentrified kowloon walled city

hate yam yams
love brummies

>>74498114
dont see the problem

good a fedora tipper will face prosecution

I guess the neighbors think im selling dope, dope, dope

>>74498160
Howling at this post

>>74497963
oh but i do
t. new jersey

>>74498016
>Park sounds like pack, and car sounds like cah
but that's correct

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quite miss the innocence and crazy unpredictability of the 2015 election

ed was a fantastic meme character as well

THERE MUST BE LIGHTS
BURNING BRIGHTER
SOMEWHERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3PpEX4sNk

hate nobody
love everyone
how it is simple as

>>74498160
a globalised dialect for a forward-thinking world

>whites become a minority
>"moderate asians" band together and try to violently subjugate them
>discover how britain was able to subjugate a third of the planet while being a tiny minority
Pretty sure there are more rats than people in the UK, but you don't see rats running the place.

>>74498109
Only gay if balls touch.

>>74497142
Yonkers, Newark, Philadelphia

>>74498219
are you one of those syrian refugees

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is this too fat?

>>74498219
come home danelad

>>74498205
you sure lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbK4cL3QSc0

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39820263
>Air duct-crawling Kentucky students caught trying to steal exam

wtf i thought this only happened in movies

>>74498243
no

>>74498257
Yes, horrific

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>>74498181

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>>74498243
THIS IS A LOCAL THREAD

FOR LOCAL POSTERS

>mummy may is going to tread upon the NHS and mash its bollocks into fresh jams and jellies

ahahahaha YES

>>74497753
oddly enough, southern accents and mid-atlantic are the most vestigial from the "mother tongue" so to speak

I should know, I am a gentleman and a scholar

>mans not in the /TMO/

>>>/tv/82451297
>>>/tv/82451297
>>>/tv/82451297

>>74497548
generally not. in every movie/TV show they tend to talk with a neutral accent regardless of where its set, unless its a movie about gangsters in NY or Boston where the exaggerated accents add to the grittiness, or likewise some movie set in the rural deep south

the blacks ALL seem to have the same accent regardless of where they are though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EfSc7gDHFQ
great viewing

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>>74497360
i want to be that bully
>tfw can't find where i saved all my morrissey gifs

>>74498257
unironically find this very attractive

>>74498266
want to move back to london or maybe in some southwestern suburb

>>74498289
FUCK off literal woman/gay

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>>74498289
not watched it since bronnie was on it

>>74498114
>According to a report in the Irish Independent newspaper, no publicised cases of blasphemy have been brought before the courts since the law was introduced in 2009
>2009
SCREAMING

hate foreners
hate wogs
hate muslims
hate leftists

>>74498310
Have you tried the search function in the top right?

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>>74498310

just did a learn. my learn is if you put enough sugar in coffee you don't need any milk

>>74498224
>stick a flag in some empty land
>use rifles against some malnourished spear chuckers
Yeah way to go mate, you're 'ard

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>>74498359
i got them all from 4chan and never renamed them so they're all UNIX timecodes or whatever filenames are

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I'm from Northern Ontario btw

>>74498114
hate stephen fry but howling at the state of direland
literally third world paki tier laws

and i'm devout christian before you start

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a solar eclipse

the cosmic ballet, goes on

>>74497972
*comes to live with you*

>>74498354
lol literally muslim-tier. jfc.

>>74498385
Milk and sugar in tea. Nothing in coffee. This is the only correct option.

>>74498449
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>>74498368
delete this please...

> i stuck it in her _______

>>74498459
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>>74498429
god probably doesn't exist

>>74498462
>>74498474
hmm

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>>74498447
*welcomes you with open arms*

>>74498462
>>74498474
JANNY GET YOUR GUN

>>74498482
*arrests you in irish*

>>74498114
they passed a bill during the week forcing all members of the parliament to stand up during the morning catholic prayers regardless of whether they want to or not haha

few of the lefties were whining about it as if their human rights were being violated
>in principal I disagree with the rule, but still enjoy seeing the butthurt it caused them

>>74498605
literally afghanistan

>>74498386
>wahhh it wasn't a fair fight
Welcome to the art of warfare lad. We don't win by being nice. Besides:

>repeatedly stop the combined efforts of multiple european colonial powers
We didn't just beat primitive tribesmen.

>JANNY'D

>>74498386

>send expeditionary armies to some far-off land
>face princes with huge armies dozens of times the size of yours, ancient walled cities, men armed with guns and huge cannons, elephants and rooms full of gold
>face Fr*nch in as great a strength as you, there for the same reason

or

>arrive in some sun-baked strange land
>face swarms of men with spears and bows who know and control the land and you have to beat them off with your single-shot blackpowder gun and 1/10 of the numbers