/cum/

looks like this is the real thread by 11 seconds

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dad just sent me this

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quack quack

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>>74495131
please post more inspiration

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amerifats BTFO

>>74495104
he did nothing wrong to be honest

>>74495149
mutt tier

>>74495149
heinz 57

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>>74495147

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bebi has awoken
be aware all those who would insult the bebi

>>74495122
I hate knowing that the guy who reincarnated into her body is the type of person I hate and despise because I'm the exact opposite; lazy, indulgent, worthless, I can't enjoy that show unless I'm feeling more confident about myself.

>>74495104
at least crop out the anna hayes at the bottom

that's 100% fake and probably used for facebook OMG THIS IS TRUMP'S AMERICA SHARE AND LIKE IF YOU'RE A HUGE FAGGOT JUST LIKE ME

the modern left, not even once

*posts a meme*

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Rate my burger i just made.

>>74495350

*downvotes it*

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>>74495354
what have you done

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>>74495354

*hangs self*

>>74495354
I hope you die

>>74495354
*angry react*

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>>74495354

*divorces Canada*

>>74495354
looks like vomit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCZWBtwUTI
>Canadians

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DEATH TO BEBBI!

Who wants to see my other creation?

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>>74495607

>>74495607
I want to see youre penis

deleted my post because you all dont deserve it

>>74495637
this

>>74495637
bit gay

>>74495555

delet this

>>74495661
no homo tho

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>>74495555
NOOOOOOOO

cum lol

>>74495678
no
>>74495736
yes
>>74495773
xD

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>>74495773
>THREE COLORED LINES

YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP

>ask nurse for a bag to wrap my picc site
>this was half an hour ago
>still not here
wtf these people...

>>74495859
lewd

>>74495857
fuck off

ah yes kanadian taxdollars at work
thank g*d for socialized healthcare

Mexicans, who's going to win the Canelo vs Chavez Jr. fight tonight?

>>74495870
they're hourly what do you expect

>>74495939
fuck off

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>fuck off

fuck off huh?

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Canelo?

just found out I's be white

>>74496087
quite the blessing isn't it

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Never doing ketamine again

>>74496002
them to do their fucking jobs in an hour? jeez anon have some standards

>>74496154
pussy

>>74496075
Get this hothead mayweather fan outta here
>>74496154
How was work?

>>74496167
no i mean they're paid hourly so they do a shitty job

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>>74496184
Wasnt too bad
We ended up just staying inside so I played on my phone for 7hrs and tried to not do or say anything weird. My phone died with an hour left at work but I had already sobered up quite a lot

How was your Cinco de Drinko, lads? Was dancing all night at the club with some thicc chick but when she said she wanted me to come over I sperged hard and told her that I was too drunk. When are these powers supposed to come again?

>>74496224
>get salary
>force to work OT/holidays since lmao salary
if they don't want to do their jobs they should fucking quit the fags

>lads
fuck off

>>74496380
lad...

taigs will be crucified

>>74496414
a-are you a lass (lad)

well done watching the wolverine now i guess i'll watch x-men days of future past but first a shit and a shower

>>74496350
but if it takes them 3 hours to get you a bag, thats like 38 dollars and they made just wasting time
t. wage slave that does shit like this every day

So anyone up for l4d2?

>>74496551

later tonight

>l4d2
is it 2010 again

>>74496460
Pics

it's the current year

>>74496608
of what? flushed the shit and someone else is using the shower now so i have to wait when i could have been in and out already but the fucking negress was too lazy

playing video games in the year of our lord MMXVII

>>74496590
Yeah but we need more people

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>just played a highly tactical game of chess where I ended up with an average centipawn loss of only 0.28
I am a fucking GOD

>>74496590
nevermind, in an hour

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>>74496679
>flushed the shit

>>74496736
Thats too early, another time then sadly

>>74496703
>buying l4d2 after l4d1
good goy

My dad yells at me and berates me if he sees me and I'm hungry but he's sitting in the kitchen

Might just go buy a sandwich so I don't have to get insulted while making food

you wanna piece a meat boy

>>74496869
assert your dominance like in that movie snow dogs

>>74496869
>My dad yells at me and berates me if he sees me and I'm hungry
y?

>>74496869
are you fat?

>>74496926
Hell kick me out if I talk back
>>74496960
I'm neet
>>74496992
No I'm quite skinny

>>74497030
A neets gotta eat too

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>>74496720
>tfw you get a scholar's mate on a high ranked player

sad

>>74497212
lugubrious

>>74497212
melancholic

stomach has been on fire all morning
worried i might have an ulcer
>makes a bloody mary

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>no work today

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>>74496184
>Get this hothead mayweather fan outta here

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He did it again.

>>74497349
not a fan of working weekends

>>74497382
Who this?

>don't work
>no work today

>>74497405
Future leader of the Fascist Party of Canada.

fuck wypipo

pleased

>>74497405
Guy running for Prime Minister, he is leading the Conservative leadership race. Some people call him the Ron Paul of Canada.

doing a wank ask me anything

>>74497575
what to

>>74497575
>wank
you say you're jackin off like an american

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>chicanofornian youths
the future is bright HAHAHAHAHA

>>74497609
my personal collection of amateur porn

>>74497798

wow interesting

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When will America show its teeth again
https://youtu.be/ruKP3MCsTT8

>>74497382
About to mail in my vote for him, O'leary still on the voting card lol

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>>74497925
Sorry about cucking your thread last night

i'm 6'3
gf is 5'1

i'm taller than her entire family, and taller than most of my family

will my children be manlets

>>74498139
certainly

>>74498038
I have one of these. her daughter just won a child pageant. full toddlers in tiaras

>>74498139
yes. make sure to have only girls. if you want a son you must get with a tall woman

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>>74498139
Get a tall gf

>>74498139
Yes, lmao

>>74498139
>literally me
idk it all depends fampai i'm 6'2" and my is ex 5' even
my daughter is slightly tall for her age but i have a feeling my next kid is gonna be short since my dad is a leprechaun

oh god I just realized it's the weekend. that's why /cum/ is brimming with normie trash, more than usual. see you monday afternoon

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me and the bf

>>74498348
please stay
I'll be lonely here alone

apparently >>74498417 drew that

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mmm yes

>>74498374
wish i had a best friend

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>wanting manlet children

>>74498087
I had it ready first but no. We got a shitty one instead

I want ice cream

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>>74498589
Sorry not sorry

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If you don't have a north east accent just fuck off already

>having an accent
faggot

>noreastern accent

>>74498659
This

>>74498139
>taller than most of my family

Stick to your GF. Dating a tall women will be a gamble on having manlet children because you have the manlet genes in your body. Don't ruin someone elses line.

>>74498659
>>74498671
>being mute
autismo

>>74498659
>>74498671
People with general American accents are the most successful on average

Soda

I wonder what i can do to make white men feel insecure and hate themselves for their skin today

>>74498904
dr pepper is the best

>>74498139
I have a friend from the gym who is literally like 5"1" (he's a bilel). His wife was a professional American basketball player and she's like 6'5" or something ridiculous like that. Not fucking kidding btw, they look like a circus act.

His children are as tall as his wife, and they're clearly his by those ugly identical bilel faces that look like him.

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>what kind of coke you want
>dr pepper

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>>74498617

>>74498537
Tall men don't like tall women because they're masculine. That's why the stereotype of tall women having to date manlets because we only date short women exists buddy.

There's literally nothing better than picking a tiny bitch and throwing her around in bed.

>it's a musical episode

>>74499128
those are the best

>>74499196
Really makes you think

I was just browsing reddit too

IDK what you mean I made this meme

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ah yes
the burgers

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>>74499614
ENHANCE
you shall note how in spite of my menu CLEARLY being marked to 2 packets of mustard i only received 1. Also thought they forgot the pepper but it was hiding under muh napkin

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>>74499614
>>74499672
>no cheese

>>74499672
Burger looks groce

>>74499768
wasn't that great tbqh, but i knew it would be

>>74499760
fairly dry overall tbqh, need some mayo and better patties

>>74499525
she did that until I was 18
so last year

>>74499834
IDK how that is considered a "DLX" burger.

Looking forward to the lasagna tonight though.

>>74499834
you mean mayo is not obligatory in a burger or any other kind of sandwich?

>>74499842
>how to raise a child with trust issues
>by anon

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>>74500000

thoroughly enjoy this tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCMk0QXpEUQ

>>74499842
My mom is autistic but at least she's not controlling

everyone just dispersed

im here

Caraposterrrr i have something interesting for you

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>>74500651
>>74500696
>>74500164
>>74500067
>>74500006
>>74500004
>>74499970
>>74499842
>>74499834
>>74499768
>>74499760
>>74499672
>>74499614
>>74499612
>>74499593
>>74499525
>>74499288
>>74499196
>>74499128
>>74499063
>>74498997
>>74498957
>>74498950
>>74498944
>>74498927
>>74498904
>>74498720
>>74498701
>>74498683
>>74498671
>>74498667
>>74498659
>>74498622
>>74498617
>>74498604
>>74498589
>>74498537
>>74498531

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Give me animes for kids between 4 and 7, like Masha and Michka.
Thank you.

IGNORE
SODOMITE
POSTS

>>74500791
https://myanimelist.net/anime/12815/Shirokuma_Cafe

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>tfw penor is hard

>>74500898
faggot

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>>74500931

>>74500898
faggot

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im fueled by coffe time for quake

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>>74501017

imagine being a nigger

>raspberry
>sp
where the sp

this raspberry haman tashen is good thoguh

imagine being gay

update - now eating a spicy chkien sandiwch

imagine being

>>>/s4s/5377777

homemade french fries and corn dogs for lunch

what has /bant/ been like?

imagine being satisfied and happy

>>74501490
i bet that feels nice

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>>74501490
>satisfied and happy

imagine not having any friends
i bet that sucks haha

imagine being racist

>>74501730
i dont have to imagine
i dont like mexicans or blacks

bout nap time

SOPA

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>>74501594

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28 frags 2 deaths
fucking scrubs

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and another dream comes to a close

imagine being the one loser from your group of friends who didnt move out of our flat midwestern state
good thing that id never be that guy right?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12908871
http://www.strawpoll.me/12908871

>>74501922
I have his pic but i wont post if no one's interested desu

>>74502012
he might get upset if you do that

>>74502061
And what does this mean?

>>74502086
spam of varying degree ranging from gore, scat, maybe even niggers, who knows

>>74502124
Ah, no wonder why he is spamming me lol! You're right...when will he die? Asap i hope.

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>>74501922
>>74502012
>>74502061
>>74502086
>>74502124
>>74502160

>>74502479
thanks for free (you's), sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vniPtX1PQ7g

ded tred

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Left my laptop on BART

>>74502813
everyone is out being normo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee

>>74502807
>iwata dies
>nintendo gets success after success

really makes me think

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/our gal/

I hate living with other people
I wish I had my own shotty little studio apartment where I can walk around naked and not have to ineract with family members or roommates

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>when it takes 2h to export the video, another hour to upload and once it's done you realize that you forgot to edit a 2sec section

Wiped my ass and there was bright red blood on the tp, not in the actual shit though
Is this a problem that'll resolve itself

>>74503220
well then get on LOL
living alone is "the bomb"

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Why is /cum/ being overrun by Germanics?

>>74503249
>2h to export
buy a new cpu corelett

Ate a large breakfast and fell back asleep

>>74503329
the problem is that you're using TP
start washing your ass after you shit and feel what it really means to live a free life
This video changed my life for the better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkryfdtMNQ

>>74503356
umm i'm using a macbook PRO kiddo
can't get better than that

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>>74503220
>moves out on own
>has to work 10 hours a day to afford everything
>hardly get any naked lounge time

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>>74503414
>macbook PRO
HUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LE THROTLING CPUS FACE 1GHZ FACE

>>74503414
It has nothing to do with the tp the blood was there even before the first wipe

>>74503354
cuz i like u, and i want you
so we can do this the easy way or the hard way
the choice is yours

>>74503473
yeah because you used TP before

So...
Have you visited >>>/bant/ already?
What do you think about the new /int/?

>>74503534
No
If it was because of tp my asshole would bleed all the time, which it doesn't.

>>74503482
I'd fake a gay marriage for a ticket to Denmark desu

muh heritage is Danish ;)

>>74503599
trust me i know about anusses

start washing like wilbur

>>74503664
>trust me
No thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V35Vw29tay0

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I've seen you with your hair down at least five times
And always wondered
what makes a man commit crimes?
But even I would sometimes
If it weren't for the likes of you

>New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random

Am I hallucinating?

>>74503771
I don't get it
Is this a meme

>>74504000
lol what a shit

join me

>>>/bant/152189

Shant
You should just stay there and not come back

>>74503414
Nonfreeeee

>U5b2b
uh oh

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>so far have done nothing but watch a couple x-men movies all day

Hey it's Bill Burr and I'm JUST CHECKIN IN ON YAAAAaAaAaaAAa

>>74504754
I've done nothing but watch a few youtube video all day and now I have to go to work

>>74504754
Same except watching lockup

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me

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business idea: get more ram and an ssd

>>74505067
SOPA

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>>74505082

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>>74505067

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gonna go buy a coffee and do some reading
pic related la

made some couscous and chikin

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>/cum/ right now

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>/dixie/ still exists
hmmm

>putting cream in your coffee rather than milk

Why would you do this?

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>>74506147
WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US

>>74505965
wtf i have a boner now

>>74506182
only someone who's never had half-and-half in their coffee would think milk is even comparable

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>putting coffee in your milk

Why would you do this?

>coffe shop only had medium light flavoured meme roast coffee available
>normal medium coffee was empty
AROOO

>>74506338
too creamy
milk is just right

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REALLY makes me think

mm, my muscles are all sore from exercising so hard yesterday

ooh

ssss

aaaa!

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>milk or sugar in coffee

>>74506478
made ur mums vag 2 creamy lmao

i have reached peak autism

bored

>>74506635

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

>>74506670
do my provincial exams so i can stop reading about boilers

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>ananás in pizza

>>74506714
Does this mean I will be licensed to work on boilers in Canada?

filet o fish

haven't changed out of my pjs all day :^)
this must be what that neet life is all about

>>74506726
what about ananás in sopa de macaco?

>when you realize you were hungry while your eating

>>74506768
>not a crispy buttermilk chicken sandwich
why would you get anything else from micky ds

new dumpling place that opened in town is amazing

>>74506805
fucking idiot
ananás is a fruit
it goes in desserts

ananas and bananas belong on pizza
fucking plebians cant handle it

>>74506745
only if you steal my identity

i like it when americans stroke my hair

>>74506850
what kinda dumplings we talking about here
gnochi

>>74506903
Alright I will do it.

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>you will never live in a comfy mountain town in the Pacific Northwest

Why even live?

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gonna water fast for a week

>>74506924
sopa de folha..

pierogi are top-tier dumplings
thank you slavs

>>74506952
you're basically halfway to stealing my identity already, might as well

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If I order pizza do you want anything anon?

>>74506973
you can if you try hard

NEW
>>74507015
>>74507015
>>74507015

小籠包

gotta succ em

>>74506973
It's over rated.

>>74506994
We can just trade if you want.

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pedeheya?

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>>74506544
I do what I want, bitch.

>>74507031
TWENTY POSTS EARLY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKING LEAF
CUM IS TOO DEAD FOR THAT

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>>74507046

>>74506973
come be my gf

newwww
>>74507015
>>74507015
>>74507015

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Is west virginia as beautiful as the Take Me Home, Country Roads song?

>>74507001
Boneless buffalo wings with blue cheese.

>>74507107
holy shit kill yourself you stupid leaf

typical leaf should expect it every thread
like clockwork

>>74506973

But I do

>>74507040
Why?

>>74507367
Is it comfy?

>>74506030
Me

How did Americans ever survive without eurodance??