Making it big edition
gas the taigs
maisie
anime
which is the real thread
when did you first get facebook?
2006 here, but got banned for being underage then made another one in 2008
>>74489461
2017
any news on tim? is he still on about marcus hausen
>>74489461
2010
deleted it in 2012
all you need in life is the 'seek the 'press and the '____
>>74489383
blitz didnt ruin it, it's what we rebuilt that ruined it
>>74489461
2013, deleted in 2016
>>74489460
FOY
>>74489461
2009
>>74489461
2006 but it got permabanned because I put a swastika as my cover photo
Really hilarious to see the autists on /r9k/ accuse people says what OP did is fucked up as whiteknighting
>>74489461
2011
haven't used it in about 3 years
>>74489473
>>74489496
>>74489514
>>74489523
'ported for being underage
If I ever see Marcus Hausen out and about I'll demolish him with a barrage of thunderous left and right hooks.
>>74489549
mate i deleted it because i never cleared 10 likes or 50 friends, even when I requested people I barely knew
>>74489560
i only got it when I was 17 you mong
>>74489581
marcus hausen here, run straight ya dog
anyone else remember these
▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶
>go out for drinks last night with my gf, my mate and his gf, and another mate of ours who ended up being a bit of a fifth wheel
>this morning the gf tells me she had a dream where our group from last night were out camping and the other couple just started having sex, then she says we started having sex and we left the fifth wheel guy to just watch like a cuck
very, very lewd mind on her
>>74489461
I wanna say around 2010 or 2011. I literally only made it to get a steam trading card when steam first started doing that
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/77192594/
>>74489581
he's a big guy
>>74489461
2007, end of year 6
was among the first of my peers to adopt it and later THE first to adopt twitter in 2013
also made a tumblr but used it like twice
>>74489461
Never. Too paranoid.
>>74489425
Fake
>>74481595
>aussies unironically eat this shit
▶tfw no gf
>>74489616
>my gf
FONT
*backs away slowly*
>>74489616
>my gf
FONT
>>74489653
>this shit
FOY
>was among the first of my peers to adopt it and later THE first to adopt twitter in 2013
>also made a tumblr but used it like twice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpMbrmnoGkE
*applauds*
>>74489461
2005, come at me newfags
>>74489616
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>>74489653
Every time they'd bring some abo bloke into school we'd eat this
Crocodile, kangaroo, emu meat as well
>>74489653
▶this shit
FONT
>>74489653
hell yeah
in high school we had a 'culture excursion' where we cooked damper and this aboriginal lady cooked a roadkill kangaroo
>>74489653
unironically looks delicious
imagine just sinking your teeth into that
the juice jumps into my mouth
>>74489695
>being mark zuckerbergs flatmate
There's officially no chance this is real. Unless his sister is literally a fucking retard
▶abos show off their culture of eating insects and making no technological progress as if it were impressive
howling
>rented flat
Grim. Literally no reason to rent a flat when you get them for 40-50k.
why is FONT posting making a comeback? i thought the normies won the culture war of /brit/
>>74489724
>unironically looks delicious
>imagine just sinking your teeth into that
>the juice jumps into my mouth
Finished my burger meal
It wasn't worth £4.79
Watching Orange is the New Black now and might play some Digimon later
Anyone else kept an old HDD gone back through the shit?
>the 2009 image folder
>>74489616
unuronically hate being the 5th wheel at shit. just constantly asked why you don't have a gf
>74489750
don't fucking care ugly paki tranny
>>74489732
>we need to have a talk
she wants to fuck
>>74489740
yes because they sould drop their 50 000 years of history and become a mindless drone like the rest of the west
>>74489748
FOY
>>74489740
Surviving for 40,000 years here by just eating bugs in the ground is a bit impressive 2bh
>>74489750
Hartlepool v Doncaster is on later, don't bother with that yank shite, get I watched there's plenty at stake.
>yes because they sould drop their 50 000 years of history and become a mindless drone like the rest of the west
>>74489631
>first to adopt twitter in 2013
lmao what
I created my account in March 2009 and it was well known then
playing soda dungeon but I never hire the black characters lol
Wish I could go back in time and heem the runt who decide to make all boy secondary schools
>>74489706
I think I've seen crocodile here before
NEED to try it
>>74489742
ah yes let me just reach into my back pocket and after groping myself fish out 40-50 thousand pounds
>>74489760
yh have entire old hard drive contents on usb sticks that dad gave me cos i used to write so many stories and that
>>74489732
link to thread? first one was a rollercoaster
>>74489560
I got it when I was 18 fucko
>abos
>history
>>74489794
twat
▶testing
reminder that the fedora poster is cornwall, infamous for having a small willy - being a virgin and a complete cynical nonce that dresses up as a girl for attention
>>74489768
>ugly
For now
>paki
Honorary white
>tranny
Problem?
>>74489785
Is that crap even televised?
>I use animated .gif files (pronounced "jiff" for the uninitiated among you) when I wish to make a mockery of another user's post(s)
fucking STATE of jocks
▶▶74489772
▶50k years of history
it can literally be summed up in a single sentence which is "roamed around a desert for a while and managed to have children"
▶▶74489777
all the other creatures in straya managed it abos aren't impressive
>being elitist over social networking websites
The /sp/ influx killed /brit/.
>>74489768
good post
>>74489760
FONT
>>74489838
>cornwall
>dresses up as a girl
I'm intrested
Understand FACTS first, ,. At the very beginning of the whole globe earth thing a guy called Eratosthenes first tried to get the theory of heliocentrism to float. It didn't.
Then some time later a guy called Copernicus re-introduced the theory of heliocentrism, and did not really want his "work" to be published until after his death, bu the Jesuit Vatican was in the middle of a problem with a guy called Martin Luther and needed a major distraction and so pushed the Copernican model and came up with the Gregorian calendar around the same time.
It is important to understand that one of the reasons Rome pushed it was due to the history of the Knights Templar, Rome's military order, who picked up a bunch of no so Biblical beliefs in Kabbalah, Eastern Gnostic Mysticism, and magik along their journeys to the point of being excommunicated for devil worship and the occult. The descendants of the Templars are another military order attached to Rome and that is The Jesuit Order.
Having already been infiltrated by the occultist influence of Gnosticism the Jesuits were only too happy to put the sun in the middle of everything, being somewhat sun worshipers anayway.
>74489840
fuck off ugly paki tranny
>reminder that the fedora poster is cornwall, infamous for having a small willy - being a virgin and a complete cynical nonce that dresses up as a girl for attention
>reminder that the fedora poster is cornwall, infamous for having a small willy - being a virgin and a complete cynical nonce that dresses up as a girl for attention
>74489840
mate you look like a half chewed winegum
This post is right
>>74489840
>crap
Going right off you.
>>74489822
nice, have a lolcat
>74489855
Shit gimmick
Animals went extinct here all the time lad
Look up the megafauna and shit
>>74489851
it's a funny tweet but i hate when scottish people type like that
>>74489855
ooo you're 'ard
i'd like to see you walk around a desert for 50,000 years if you're so tough
>>74489879
>>74489881
rorke
>74489881
>74489879
>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!
>>74489865
People say Tommy Robinson is stupid. Okay he's not the smartest but he's standing up and showing up:
•The incompetence of the average police officer,
•The flaws in the Justice System
•A side of Islam which propagates violence and crime
Just because he's not as smart as highly educated Piers Morgan or someone.
So what if he's Jewish?
>>74488461
No he shouldn't be PM, but he should keep doing what he's doing. He's genuine and the spectacle and suit wearing government shill can't bear it.
>>74488413
I've never seen anyone as brave in the face of danger. The threat of being stomped out can't silence his tongue. He's the knights little boys are told stories of. Potentially a modern day saint??
>>74488400
Erm..No. Slightest Islamophobic, and at the same time he befriends lots of Muslims including Imams.
He has a problem only with Islamic extremists of supremacists, and we all should. If it were up to them we would all be forced into their ideology. They actively brainwash children in the street.
>>74488396
He's not the smartest person, I agree, though he is likely smarter than you, and he is definitely more active for the good of the Nation. Where you at faggot?
>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!
>>74489461
Never. If I made a fb now people woild realise I have no mates
>>74489810
we were *exhales pouting making a sound like 'pwoooo'* 16 at the time
i dont remember anyone having a twitter, we all just spent all our social media time on facebook
then we went onto twitter, instagram and snapchat at basically the same time and left fb for event planning and family
▶▶74489901
mate the koala can survive and that has a smooth brain
the abo is only slightly more intelligent than the koala
▶▶74489911
been to the beach once and that was fine
>?>74489881
>?>74489879
>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!
>>74489881
>>74489879
>>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!
>westerners destroy abo history and culture
>lol abos have no history or culture
hmmmmm
shithouse wankers, the lot of you
>>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!
feeling a bit low
>>74489927
mate asked me if i wanted to come down to his place to go to a bar with our other friends since he has a free tab at a bar and it was cinco de mayo
didn't go and sat here
>>74489891
link to the original thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
▶aboriginal "music"
Finally giving the new Top Gear a try now that one of the hosts has quit and it's doomed to fail.
having a flutter
HIK game just came in, so that's a tidy fiver
>>74489997
>now
literally a year late
>>74489974
www.theoriginalthread.com
inuits have very accurate oral history. There was a boat that disappeared in the arctic >200 years ago and the inuits knew exactly where it had sunk because it was a story that had been passed down
>>74489974
this is a new thread. I won't link it because I'm sure you've probably called me a fat yank at some point
>>74490026
funny fucker
*heems you*
>>74489871
he was in an internet relationship with the boy known as sershlad in 2015, then when they broke up sershlad leaked pics of his miniscule pecker and him in girl clothes
dunno if he still dresses up but i know hes still at least a bit gay
>>74489838
cornwall is not in this thread
>>74490020
Same
>>74489978
Actually alri'
>>74490021
Well I initially refused to give it any chance whatsoever but I recently noticed they'd put it on Netflix.
>>74489891
yeah
>>>/r9k/36801612
board is genuinely full of fucking nutters
>>74490046
i wouldn't do that m8
my cousins are yanks, i'm very tolerant to yank culture :-)
cannot believe people ACTUALLY gamble
what the FUCK are you doing with your life
>Tfw no qt feminine bf who will dress up in girls clothes
Lads...
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
▶tak tak tak
▶HABBEBABE IMMAMA HABEBBAB IMMAMA
▶*belch*
▶tak tak tak
>finland is an actual place with actual people that you could visit
Mental
>cannot believe people ACTUALLY gamble
>what the FUCK are you doing with your life
>>74490099
himself
thats what the #fraserheads have got coming
>>74490114
finnish women are the devil
or at least the ones from helsinki
sexy, retarded, annoying devil whores
>>74489927
ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵗᵇʰ
>>74489927
https://www.quilliaminternational.com/extremists-storm-quilliam-office-2/
>Quilliam was victim to extremist Tommy Robinson and alt-right Rebel media’s George Llewelyn-John trespassing in our office using aggressive and bullying behaviour today, after they barged in to our London address, verbally harassing and physically intimidating our staff.
hmm yes seems very concerned with extremism
*enters the thread*
Hi!
>>74490058
good luck lad
smelling my pissy shitty wee nipples and rubbing my bum with gay poos
>>74489461
2006
>>74490114
finland finland finland
the place i quite want to be
how are you lads making this ▶symbol?
>>74490060
yea I didn't actually go back because chris evans was so shite
might give the second season a shot from what I heard leblanc was a lot better
>>74490189
jesus christ they are autistic. Britfeel is a good containment thread
>>74490168
oioi saveloy
do you still put dresses on and are you still a tremendous queen
>>74490168
alri la, how you doing?
>>74490034
oral cultures remember things far longer than literate ones
▶
>>74490129
she is just too good
>>74490092
it's entertainment
>>74490046
yank bashing is a part of /brit/ culture it's not meant to be personal, it's usually ironic anyway
DESPISE normie humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKq0Mc2LSM4
>>74490219
fuck off
>>74490168
ʰᵉʸ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObvywAUi5uQ
honestly mad how many people claim to be girls on /r9k/
have a new idea for an anti-JF gimmick lads
shall deploy it on the next JF that posts so keep your eyes peeled
>>74490168
please leave
>>74490114
I've been to Helsinki. Finland is one of the 22 foreign nations I've visited in under 2 years.
Helsinki is boring and the women are average.
>>74490248
NEED a tay tay gf
>>74490263
haha yeah annoys me when girls want to be with me hahaha yeah wish these birds would just fuck off hahaha loads of em
>>74490189
primo nudes desu
quite a fan of taytay's tatas
*does something gay*
>>74490219
yes
yes
>>74490225
not that well I'm procrastinating cause it's too late to fix things lol
but ive just checked the time and i ought to be /brit/posting about now
*doesn't leave*
>>74490208
Has the second season come out yet?
Think they've only got the first season with the new crew on Netflix
>lib-dumbs
>>74490189
would do his sister
Theresa May is FINISHED
>>74490279
wouldnt be surprised if there was a huge number of girls there compared to other boards
the nutters there accuse anyone who disagrees with them of being a roastie whore, that paranoia would be hilarious to exploit
>>74490306
>does something gay
Be my bf plz
new 'trings on t' 'ass 'itar lads
>>74490306
please leave ;_;
>>74490248
Bet she gives amazing blowjobs
ey up lads
just got back from t' shop
i think i'll settle down an av a pork pie an a nice cup o yorkshire tea
HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING FAKE SINCE HE """"WENT TO SLEEP""""
HE ACTUALLY DID IT.
If you are reading this, mysterious sis-lesson-learner, you are a fucking hero. You taught that WHORE a lesson and made r9k give her a spiritual bukkake. May the nut I blasted to that WHORE forever be a sad testament to her foolishness of spreading nudes.
tories stole my phone
>>74490335
I don't care as long as she wins
>>74490367
wahey
>>74490337
>compared to other boards
500x0=0
>come home after a lovely day
>search Greater London in the archives
>20 new results
ah yes chesheed
>>74490392
reeee sex tape when
>go to /adv/ for factual information about "crippling" tobacco addiction and possible solutions
>its full of underage romance, emo stuff, dating advice
What happened?
*doesn't leave but stops pretending to be some other poster*
really starting to dislike this site QUITE strongly
except /brit/ you're alright x
>>74490402
Greater London
1/3 of all cigarettes in Ireland are untaxed illegal counterfeit fags
was in Lewisham yesterday and almost everyone was white
has gentrification gone too far?
no idea why labour thinks the media shits on corbyn so much
they just report what he does
>>come home after a lovely day
>>search Greater London in the archives
>>20 new results
>ah yes chesheed
>>74490392
need her to suck my dick until it's red raw and milked
would you still watch a taylor swift sex tape if she was being blacked in it?
>>74490429
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>74490413
4chan outside of /brit/ is shit
>>74490430
lewisham mentioned
Off to meet the lads in pecknam ta-rah
im an untaxed illegal counterfeit fag
>people hate patriotic people
>call people unpatriotic for wanting to scrap the nhs
Can't bloody win.
>>74490455
this
>>74490446
that would just make me want to watch it even more
hopefully she goes broke and resorts to that one day
>>74490443
fuck off nob face
she's mine
quickly bigging up all the brixton boidem
too many kids on the internet lads
parents using it as a babysitter ugh
>>74490446
Yeah, that way I could pretend it was me doing it
>>74490413
THIS IS A LOCAL THREAD
FOR LOCAL POSTERS
>>74490435
Because the media makes up bullshit about him daily
legit fuckin hate yanks i do, lads, cunts to a man
business idea: celebrity hunger games
scratch that
business idea: american version of that russian hunger games show in siberia
dump 30 celebrities in the middle of alaska and let em go wild
reality has a liberal bias
>>74490523
such as?
>>74490503
uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ikr!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
post vintage late 90s/early 00s choons
>>74490470
business idea: NHS secedes from the union
I werent born on new park road, but i was raised on new park road
>>74490516
BRILLIANT gimmick
>>74490551
know all the words to this
>>74490535
post pics from new zealand
>>74490542
That he didn't bow on remembrance sunday
>>74490577
dont care
In the so-called 'scotland' atm
ironically, of course
NEED an aussie gf
>>74490535
I can think of very few celebrities that could survive in the Alaskan wilderness unassisted.
The bears will kill you, the weather will kill you, the land will kill you, the water will kill you, etc.
Just drove past my mum's old house on bury new road (the one she was evicted from)
how did the beeb get away with this one
>>74490566
t.younger than the bad touch
>tfw no low test euro bf
>>74490588
ok well if thats true then thats one instance. you said daily.
>>74490597
where abouts? wanna meet?
>>74490602
>>74490606
THIS IS A LOCAL THREAD
FOR LOCAL POSTERS
>>74490606
exactly
>>74490590
nah you do actually, and heres why
>>74490584
google image it you fucking cunt
>>74490609
back before lefties decided to manufacture faux-outrage over every perceived offence.
>>74490413
quitting smoking is 50x easier than quitting xanax
>>74490634
don't care.
>>74490626
the ""Glasgow""
no thanks love i've a schedule to keep to
*posts on /brit/*
anon could you please go take out the garbage
>back before lefties decided to manufacture faux-outrage over every perceived offence.
>>74490429
seen a lot of "bought the wrong brand fags at duty free, selling 50 packs half price" on facebook
chippie near my house are hiring
not sure if it would be a great or terrible job
>>74490681
could you PLEASE do a foy
>>74490623
>not liking smug quebecois bilingual men
absolute state
>>74490658
used to be rorke doing that back in the 20th century
been doing some research on comedy and its astonishing how offended the right was by monty python being rude about jesus
and mary whitehouse and her ilk going bananas over everything vaguely unsanitary on tv
damn scots
they ruined scotland
>back before lefties decided to manufacture faux-outrage over every perceived offence.
/brit/ is a bit gay
>>74490652
I'd bet good money Paris Hilton wouldn't make it 6 hours
>>74490658
>blackface isn't offensive
>>74490714
>not a femboy
SHAN'T
>>74490697
>long hours
>no break unless you take up smoking
>shit pay
>covered in grease
>come home smelling of chips every night
it's shit mate
>>74490727
lads on here make fun of me because i sucked my best mate off for a laugh
hate femboys
love blackface
>>74490718
the rorkes still do that
they went bonkers over cadbury and the national trust not displaying easter enough
complete nutjobs
>>74490761
'ke
>>74490727
*grabs your arse*
We're just friends lad ;)
>74490761
Alri' reddit
just got my 21st platinum trophy lads
>>74490742
its offensive when its used to insult black people. he was just a weird gypsy character.
putting black paint on your face isn't racist.
hate pakis
love pints
>>74490774
bit antisemitic
>>74490718
the difference being rorkes won't blow you up for making jokes about jesus
hate femboys
no internalised homophobia just dont like em
simple as
>>74490782
I beg you lad show that to some black person and say it's not offensive
*smokes a cigarette without paying heed to the environment*
heh,, nothing personal, mother earth...
>>74490774
'j
>>74490775
yeah alri
>>74490730
paris hiltons not relevant mate im thinking the kardashians, jenners, gaga, drake, not kanye i like him, biebs, obama, neil degrasse tyson, bill nye and er the fella from big bang theory
>>74490805
neither will black people for making jokes about blackface
>>74490834
they will try you for a hate crime though
love koppparbergs love turkey twizzlers
hate pints hate chippies
>>74490820
P-post more
>>74490863
they can try me all they like ill turn their chins to stardust
>>74490820
queer
>>74490829
what if i show it to a black person whose rarely been exposed to western media
>>74490834
Most of those aren't relevant anymore either 2bh
Put Mike Vick in it
>>74490829
only on the condition that they watch the show and understand the context of the character.
SO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN MY PANTS
AND I BET YOU'LL FEEL NUTS
>>74490866
>>74490775
>*grabs your arse*
>We're just friends lad ;)
*blushes*
>>74490781
what game
>>74490920
Is this you lad? Post timestamp
bet traps must hate never being able to get rid of their masculine skeletal structure.
LOVE
THE KIND YOU CLEAN UP WITH A MOP AND BUCKET
>Michael Vick - Wikipedia
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Vick
>Michael Dwayne Vick (born June 26, 1980) is
> a former American football
> quarterback who
> played 13 seasons in the
>National
>>>> Football League, primarily with the ..
>.
>Bad Newz Kennels dog ... · Marcus Vick · >Dog fighting in the United States
lyric posting with pictures is still lyric posting
>>74490744
you're right
but it would be a nice story to tell once I make it big
Whatever I said, whatever I did,
I didn't mean it, I just want you back for good
(Want you back, want you back, want you back for good)
have a very feminine skeletal structure but am not gay
hate that
>lecturer is a proper bleeding heart
>decide to challenge his views
>use talking point I learnt from /pol/
>get absolutely demolished
shit has just vacated my back passage
>>74490995
>tumblr
Yeah gonna need tje page. For a friend of course I-Im not bent
listening to the beach boys
wish i could live in 50s/60s california. Don't think any place more perfect has ever existed.
>>74491021
rorke eternally btfo
>all these poofs on my brit
you better hope I dont catch any of you runts IRL
The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
stoke need to pull their fucking fingers out
>>74491021
can't picture such a thing
>>74491021
Of course because pol is a mere circlejerk they have no evidence to back things up
>>74490977
>posting the reddit froggster
>>74491032
Current day Preston takes some beating.
want you back, want you back, want you baack for gooood
any trading man in??
the trouble with no gf is that eventually you feel that feel when no gf
>>74491021
>>74491064
well shit... i gues... i guess im left wing now..
>>74491062
*Bournemouth
>>74491050
Say that IRL lad see what happens
>>74491057
>The trouble with social democracy is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
FTFY
something something reddit
>hat
>>74491062
They're going down next season.
>>74491021
did you try calling him a cuck?
the problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in
>>74491095
yeah, me. Honestly do not understand how you can be stupid enough to lose that much money.
saw some good images, posts and videos on reddit but would never admit it here
>>74491062
Need Hull to sort me out lad
>>74491021
WTF I love corbyn now
haven't actually seen enough of reddit to really get what's wrong with it but would never admit it here
74491160
74491099
>you have to be left wing to not be an autistic screecher
>>74491021
What was it
>>74490820
why do traps love high socks so much
>>74491154
yeah not looking too rosy but you've still got a whole second half to go
what does your handicap thing mean? that Hull have to win by at least one goal?
>>74490970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHdPCF8mPZw
GOAT
O
A
T
>>74490727
is that a bug or a feature :3
>>74491207
high socks are goat
love high socks, not gay just find them attractive to see worn and to wear simple as
>>74491207
hides the hairy man legs
>>74491207
hides manly legs
they unironically just made a sequel to she wants a man from brum
it's called gyal from brum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuvIIi2oDDY
>>74491223
Yeah so I need at least 2-0 or 3-1
Reckon it will be 1-0
willies and bums
'nuff said
>>74491395
hmm not ideal but stranger things have happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8kq3O-5PCg
The other Vick brother
>>74489944
t-this