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Fuck off yanks reee you have your own general go back reee edition
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first for yanks
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no replies to ANY yanks or yank sympathisers for the entire thread
we can do it /brit/
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>>74487424
ree
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not a fan of early threads
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reposting

>Virgin female flatmate in the room next to mine told me she had a crush on me
>Said that I don't date flatemates
>Now I can hear her get dicked by some 30 year old Polish bloke she met on tinder

Fucked that one right up tbqh
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anime
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>>74487441
>>74487454
ah yes
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>>74487441
>>74487454
wew
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>Russia interfering in the French and US election is bad
>The EU interfering in the UK election is fine
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yanks?

fuck 'em
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>>74487454
fuck you, pal
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Choon

https://youtu.be/49jKoMbJyEo
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>reposting
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>>74487477
have they dumped a load of files on May's secret sex dungeons in shetland yet?
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what if israel hacked the emails
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think i mightve said rorke irl once
cant imagine what the fuck the situation was or why on earth i thought it was a good idea
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>>74487403
>>74487441
there's barely any yanks here it's too early atm over there
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>>74487441
>>74487454
hahaha brits just cant resist big american cock
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Just been pacing around the house for the last 20 minutes debating whether or not I actually want a burger meal
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>>74487477
how umm
how exactly are the umm
the EU
yeh the EU how are they interfering?
this false equivalence is literally trademark russian shilling
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pass the duchy pon me left hand side
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>>74487557
this would have been an acceptable post if your trip wasnt attached
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>>74487454
contributing a you for the autistic reddit reply collage on r/4chan
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>>74487572
good post but why write it like this? i'm not sure what you're trying to imply
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>>74487572
By leaking the EU negotiations and trying to strongarm Theresa May
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>>74487592
How else can I confirm I exist?
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>>74487637
dunno haha
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My schizophrenicbux just came in lads. 380 quid also gettting a mobility car, what should I buy ?
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>>74487660
Get a job, freak
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>>74487660
bears
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How do these video game playing, internet using, chon posting, meme indulging nerds that are like 28 years old have a wife and children?

Is there hope for us?
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>>74487660
chrome spinners for mobility car
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love yanks
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>>74487629
ah right
surely that plays right into her hands? also russia is shilling for Corbyn this election just as a fun note
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>>74487660
better genetics
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>work tomorrow
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>>74487693
No, they're not as fucked up as you, piglet
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any piff tings in
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love yanks hate americans simple as
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>>74487687
Can't I'm currently having a psychotic break where I think I'm being stalked by the CIA. I havent listened to music in weeks cause it feels like it's brainwashing me, I think I'm a sleeper agent.
>>74487707
Literally come from a family of Lords
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>>74487693
having a child is easy, just gotta not pull out of the gf
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>>74487734
hmmmm don't think that's true
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>>74487734
You're a subhuman freak and need to be eradicated ASAP
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>>74487660
PS4
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>>74487727
wag1 what you sayin bruv
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i hate yanks not racist i just love pints and crisps yaknow
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I'm too socially inept to ever be in a relationship
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on second thoughts, let's not do a brexit
'tis a silly idea
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>>74487734
Are you just making this up for money? Sounds bizarre to think the CIA considers you this important.
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>>74487740
>gf

ah yes, so easy to have one isn't it
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The animals, the animals
Trapped, trapped, trapped 'till the cage is full
The cage is full
Stay awake
In the dark, count mistakes
The light was off but now it's on
Searching the ground for a bitter song
The sun is out, the day is new
And everyone is waiting, waiting on you
And you've got time
And you've got time
Think of all the roads
Think of all their crossings
Taking steps is easy
Standing still is hard
Remember all their faces
Remember all their voices
Everything is different
The second time around
Animals, the animals
Trapped, trapped, trapped 'till the cage is full
The cage is full
Stay awake
In the dark, count mistakes
The light was off but now it's on
Searching the ground for a bitter song
The sun is out, the day is new
And everyone is waiting, waiting on you
And you've got time
And you've got time
And you've got time
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>>74487748
It is mate you can choose to believe it or not. Grandfather was an officer that used to guard nazi prisoners.
>>74487756
That's rich coming from perverted paki with no friends. You're just jealous I get paid more than you without doing anything.
>>74487795
Nah I'm deadly serious
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>>74487788
doubtful
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Why is poleaboo being so mean :(
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love salt and vinegar love prawn cocktail HATE cheese and onion
not crispist just don't like me simple as
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>>74487805
schizos dont get mobility vehicles. those are for fat and disabled
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might just shill for chromebooks for a few threads
que opinais?
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>>74487805
Tell me more about your suspicions about the so-called CIA tracking you
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Man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run, yuh
Look, man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run
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>>74487805
I make over £1000 a month

>>74487820
Because no one will pay attention to me, I'm feeling upset and need to vent
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look i just want to be out of the eu didn't vote hard didn't vote soft just voted to be out of the eu simple as
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>>74487830
Good idea. They are pretty dece
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>>74487823
taylor's legs are a cia psyop
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Enjoying some Texas BBQ Pringles
Do you think in Texas they just call them BBQ Pringles hehe
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>>74487835
this
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>>74487829
I have 5 other disorders.
>>74487835
Don't trust you but one thing that keeps happening is my TV gets turned on at night to horror channels when I'm sleeping.
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>>74487835
he's lying for replies

a real schizo wouldn't have the self awareness of the his condition to describe what he believes objectively
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>>74487805
>cia after you

bane??
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doing a poopost
subscribe for more
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Simple as is my fav new gimmick simple as
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>>74487839
I respect the black race but apart from anti-police songs, I'm not into that style of music
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>ribena calling anyone a freak


Now that is rich...
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just been out for a walk

got called "harry potter" again by a group of children despite the fact i was wearing contacts

guess the resemblance is inescapable
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am i ok to post here ?
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he's onto us lads
we'll just have to use our drones to scan his internet activity from now on
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>>74487822
fuck you cheese and onion is the best flavour
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>>74487879
name them
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struggling to find a difference between the irish and muslims

https://www.thejournal.ie/stephen-fry-complaint-of-blasphemy-3376318-May2017/
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>>74487898
Rich, just like me
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>>74487879
You realise an operation like this would cost millions and would require a lot of man power. Just to give you a little spook.

Do you honestly not think they have better things to do?
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>>74487907
you must state your favourite k-on to be admitted
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finished my seek transfers
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>>74487879
I can assure you, that you can trust me. What measures have you put in place to discourage the so-called CIA from tracking your moves?
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Why is it so cold for May FFS?
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>>74487905
superb post
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Just come to the realisation that I am not in fact trans, merely a monumental poof. Will proceed to piss myself, finger my cat and figure out where to go from here.
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I've had two escapes in the span of two weeks following a seven week period without a single one. I've beat them, I've executed those of dubious loyalty and displayed their limbs and innards above the gates to deter the others but still their morale remains high and their aggression is steadily building; I've no doubt that unless I'm able to stomp it out ruthlessly now I face the prospect of further escapes.

To combat this as soon as possible I've decided to institute a system of self-policing amongst the runts. Those whose loyalty and obedience is beyond reproach will be elevated above the others, personally invested with the responsibility of policing their kin. If they're successful they will be rewarded in small ways, perhaps an extra serving of food each feeding day. If they fail they will be thrown back in with the others, no doubt spelling certain death for them.

We shall see how well it goes, presently I'm cautious but optimistic.
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>>74487403
London is the capital of great britain.
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>>74487909
roger red wing. going ghost.

tango india mike break bravo yankee romeo november echo
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>>74487965
thanks
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>>74487941
mio
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>>74487980
glad someone finally said it
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https://soundcloud.com/bluewednesday/backstabberz

Rate my choon
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>>74487985
Romeo Alpha Sierra Hotel Echo Echo Delta
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>>74487988
good taste. you pass, welcome to /brit/ mate
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>>74487969
Get back in your kiwi hut constructed by your Maori overlords, Zealander
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doing sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaTyHFo3kns
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>another sunny day spent alone indoors with no mates and nogf
>24 years old

need my life ended
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>>74488020
need this bouncer out of business
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>>74487905
i have a mate with longish scraggy ginger hair and he gets called Ed Sheeran literally everywhere he goes

he still refuses to have it cut shorter
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>>74487980
another facet of the targeted disinformation campaign
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>>74488019
romeo oscar romeo kilo echo
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Concluded that I could heem literally anybody in this thread
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>>74487403
is that Guy Ritchie?
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>>74487880
Yeah mate I just have the strongest anti-psychotic for a laugh.
>>74487918
Schizo, aspergers, dissociative identity disorder, general anxiety and arthirits
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veeeery decent banter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT1euI54IAo
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Twenty floors above the dark streets of the city, Dr. Light lived in a run-down tenement.
An eccentric and brilliant man.
Light was a loner, a thinker, a man of ideas.
Ideas forbidden in Wily's society.
The society for which he worked.
The society in which he lived.
The society that he would set free.
And so Light worked, far into the night, when the watchful eyes of Wily's robots weren't upon him.
He'd set his skillful hands to the task of creating a device to bring about a change, to create a machine to bring freedom, to create a man to save the world.
Twelve years Light worked and on a cold night in the year 200X, Protoman was born.
A perfect man, an unbeatable machine, hell-bent on destroying every evil standing between man and freedom, built for one purpose, to destroy Wily's army of evil robots. Ready, willing, prepared to fight.
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>>74487988
You failed. The correct answer was "fuck off anime nonce"

You are banished from /brit/ forever
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Poleaboo has moved on to bigger and better things, and is now fingering his sister
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>>74488072
no, you are banished. Ha!)))
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shan't be replying to him anymore
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Having some Lilt® Zero (pineapple and grapfruit) 330ml cans purchased in Tesco for 6-for-£2.00. This refreshing, fruit-punch flavoured beverage is the perfect zero-calorie thirst quencher for a hot summer's Saturday.
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>>74488068
>Bournemouth university
>Media studies lecture
comedy fucking GOLD, these lads have a way with bant
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>>74488052
25
No friends or partner either and my hair is tomboy length at best

Not sure what I hate about my tits more
That they're conical or that they're so small

>>74488079
They're all at a wedding

>>74488061
Probably could

You're all weaklings who were probably abused by your mothers
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runts, all of you
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>>74487988
i'll accept it
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>>74487974
The life of a runt farmer seems quite fun
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>>74488131
try lifting
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>>74488079
how do you say moni in maori
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>>74488092
Can't stop me replying to you, though
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this is the sort of person who gets to boast on 4chan
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>>74488113
That sounds like it would go down well with a Bacon Double Cheeseburger from Burger King, very tasty and affordable and can be found in many service stations around the country. Have it your way!
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>>74487466
fool of a took
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12 hours since I sent a message to that qt who liked me back on fb
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love yanks. not gay just dont hate them simple as
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Never smoking weed again

Awful drug
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>>74488131
never touched a breast myself
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you lads watching this kino??
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>>74488069
Act II > Act I
Simple as
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>>74488152
"Goddess"

>>74488177
haha

Virgin!
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>>74488131
>15 girls

wew that's nothing to brag about haha
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just had an ice cold shower after #smashingit at the ol' house of iron

feeling VERY decent lads
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>>74488161
wasn't talking about you
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>>74488131
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Tell me whyyyyy
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me whyyyyy
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say:
I have a boyfriend
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ah yes treating a disorder with a completely dangerous drug, get off that shit mate

>Clozapine is associated with a relatively high risk of low white blood cells which may result in death. To decrease this risk it is recommended that the blood be regularly monitored.[1] Other serious risks include seizures, inflammation of the heart, high blood sugar levels, and in older people with psychosis as a result of dementia an increased risk of death.[1][6] Common side effects include drowsiness, dry mouth, low blood pressure, trouble seeing, and dizziness.[1] The potentially permanent movement disorder tardive dyskinesia occurs in about 5% of people.[6] Its mechanism of action is not entirely clear.[1]
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Bit embarrassing to make a list of all the people you've had sex with
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was icing people a thing in the UK?
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>>74488192
can't find eng subtitles. got any links?
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ran out of booze so i'm comfort eating haha x
hope i choke
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>>74488247
good dad
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>Get a job, freak
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>>74488237
what does icing people mean?
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>>74488247
bit out of order
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>>74488247
h*** w**s
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Once snogged 18 girls in one night, you may not believe me but I don't care. Me and my friends had a contest to see who could pull the most at a rave. Got a wank in an alley and fingered a thicc bird for the first time in my life
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don't see the point in having sex with more than one woman
it all feels the same right?
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>>74488052
>sunny

Where are you? It's cloudy and fucking freezing here
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>>74488237
I don't think it was that big
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>>74488232
>lol dude the doctors r trying to poisson they clearly haven't fort of da risks
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>>74488247
burn the coal, pay the toll
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do you wear bras amer
im curious what your cup/band size is
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>>74488304
nope lol
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>>74488317
Fuck are you on about? I never said that.
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>>74488303
>Me and my friends had a contest to see who could pull the most at a rave

haha sounds epic dude!
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_88XxTk0p4
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>>74488306
g l a s g o w

Been absolutely roasting here last few days.
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>>74488342
Thanks for the support friendo! (:
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how many push ups can you do?
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Thoughts on Tommy Robinson?
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fingered 27 women last night
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>>74488388
idiot
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>>74488339
>get off that shit
direct quote
doctors clearly weigh the risks mate don't worry
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>>74488388
Vile racist cunt
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He looks scared :(
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>>74488387
more than you
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>>74488388
a national hero
should be knighted
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if /brit/ got stuck in a groundhog day scenario, what would you do first?
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got fingered in the arse by a paki in the pub toilets once
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fucked 200 women before breakfast
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>Rich, just like me
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>>74488388
top lad
https://youtu.be/C3xxrEcLYZQ
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never seen a woman
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What's your plan for the rest of the day?
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>>74488357
Rare Jock sun.

In Whitby and it's like 8°
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>>74488403
daft bastard why doesnt he go inside
are we supposed to think these ginger mongs are related to humans? they're only related to the irish
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>>74488399
Me here, the schizo. It is really dangerous 2bh I've had two seizures on it already. I get my bloods checked every week cause it fucks up your blood count.
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maisie williams fingered my dad outside a girl guides hut in carlow and what he said next will shock you
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>>74488388
top lad

should be PM
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>>74488371
hey no worry pimp ;) keep it real - but hey! save some for the rest of us xD
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two pizzas in a week is healthy right lads?
>>74488441
revision
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>>74488441
don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
just see how it goes
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>>74488388
hes Jewish
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walked from saltburn to whitby once

was quite a trek
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>>74488473
No he isn't you daft cunt
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fingered hex in a nightclub lads
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>>74488481
lovely walk, done it myself
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>>74488388
top lad
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schizo here, think the CIA is messing with my flag
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>>74488441
Reading
Play some vidya
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>>74488501
No we're not
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>spent my entire childhood years between ages 11-21 playing habbo hotel
>end up a weird stunted autismo

blame my parents for not forcing me to be normal
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i shant ever cast a vote for premiership of this so-called united kingdom until jez clarkson is in the running
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>>74488481
>>74488491
me too, beautiful countryside it is x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHIHiFtuEI

vintage
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>>74488501
>>74488514
>he thinks this will upset me
>he doesnt know I've embraced the madness and absolutely love psychotic breaks because they are fun
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>UKIP dead
Rorkes completely and utterly btfo
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>>74488473
so?
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bane here, someone have a cia problem?
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Alright UK lads we had a chat with the EU and ever since Brexit they feel like you've been taking up a slot, so to speak. It's just business you know, no hard feelings.

*pushes you aside*
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>>74488526
>habbo hotel
but it's shit, why didn't you play runescape like the rest of us?
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Post some thicc arse please
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>>74488533
>>74488491
where do you lads live?
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Was the best javelin thrower in my country when I was younger, now I'm a recluse.
>tfw you will never peak again
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>>74488488
yes he is you spacker
https://twitter.com/trobinsonnewera/status/841494265356263424
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>>74488563
*closes your pool*
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>>74488068
>I don't think this lady would want wood in her utopia
what did they mean by this
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>>74488526
>played habbo until 21

what the actual fuck did you do? I played it from age 10 to 11 and ceased hahaha
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>>74488563
dunno.

One of the other guys who was interested in the same stuff as me on habbo was also really into runescape but I literally never played it; not even once.
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>>74488526
that's right lad blame your parents
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>>74488550
are you in eurovision again this year btw
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>>74488542
UKIP isn't a rorke party idiot
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reading simulacra and simulation
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>>74488563
>play runescape like the rest of us?
>of us?

M80
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>>74488538
Whoa you are one LOOPY fella haha absolute madman
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>>74488575
hemlington d block
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just ate a nice big bag of haribo super mix :)
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>walking for hours when automobiles exist
>enjoying the countryshite
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>>74488550
>australialets
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>>74488620
im gonna come to your house and pull down your trousers and laugh at your willy
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>>74488550
not to scale
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>>74488577
No you weren't
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>>74488616
>he thinks schizophrenia means having two personalities
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>>74488577
alri Bhekithemba Mopantokobogo
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>>74488593
People used to make their own games on habbo. I used to play those games quite a bit. Also on the side I autistically tried to decipher glitches used to stack pieces of furniture ontop of each other / inside each other. Top autism.

>>74488599
I do. Especially my mother.
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>>74488611
i too watched the matric
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>>74488625
i did this once, felt sick and had horrible liquidy shits afterwards
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im the best discus thrower in britain
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>>74488654
Honest to God, swear on my Dad's grave. At the age of 15
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>>74488649
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>>74488578
He's taking the piss, he's just a normal Irish-Angloman
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>>74488692
*throws a discus further than you*
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>>74488660
pretty much all top javelin throwers are european
dumb maori
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>>74488655
No I'm saying you're not a schizophrenic la x
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>>74488689
no i dont believe you
>>74488706
no i dont believe you
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>>74488731
Pls be nice x
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>>74488696
ah yes that's why he goes to Israel all the time
>>
Got my peri burger meal
Forgot to ask for flavouring sachets

Also I saw those paki girls collecting for the mosque again
And gave them my last fiver
They asked if I was sure
And I said I felt bad about before
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>>74488441
Try and get drunk now so I won't be hungover in the morning.

Play Madden/ GTA and Rocket League while doing so, and hope that my stew will taste good.
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>>74488729
went to the trouble of finding authentic zulu names and thats the only response i get

from now on im not putting any effort into my posts im just going to make small talk
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alright lads I got the schizo, who should if I want medicinal weed asap
>>
Moved to Ireland lads
Think it's high time I grew up and cut out this shemale malarkey
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>women's 800m athletics is dominated by two intersex """women""" who literally have male testicles inside them due to genetic abnormalities
>win every race in 1st and 2nd due to testosterone levels dramatically higher than women who don't have secret ballsacks inside them

ah yes, athletics, what a credible "sport"
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>>74488600
We're in eurovision every year from now on mate
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>>74488458
yeah but telling you to stop taking it is irresponsible desu
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just back from tesco. AH NO I forgot to ask if any of you needed anything before I left. well its too late now. sorry
>>
>>74488324
No but I could do with one

Not sure if I'm a full A cup
>>
have done nothing but play pc games since 8am this morning. feeling bad to be honest
>>
>>74488772
Are you sending chineses again?
>>
>>74488749
So? I've been to Liverpool loads but I'm not a scouser
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>>74488817
what
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>>74488817
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>>74488800
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>>74488817
wewwww
>>
>>74488794
It doesn't even work. I've tried 7 different anti-psychotics and none of them have worked. Might neck myself
>>
>>74488851
>are you a fucking lunatic
>is sending nude photos to people who can identify her
o I am laffin
>>
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>>74488808
Some kinda half-abo guy this time
>>
>https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/69evwg/we_decided_not_to_buy_a_bearded_dragon/

Can you possibly be more jewish?
>>
>>74488772
the venue looks like a crap shopping centre

absolute state of ukraine
>>
>>74488800
please get one it would make my week if you came here asking /brit/ how to adjust it (or better yet your sister)
>>
>>74488869
first gen or second gen?
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>>74488851
link to thread
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>>74488889
pls use this lady on the points bit again, I crease everytime
>>
>>74488310
you tactically hid bottles of smirnoff ice in place then, for example, would tell one of your friends to open up a drawer where the smirnoff ice was hidden which was "icing" him

he had to down the entire thing right there and then, regardless of what time it was or the situation

if he refused to, he would be banned from playing the game ever again
>>
>>74488817
>>74488851
No wonder 'Ireland' exists, because THE STATE OF THE IRISH
>>
>>>/pol/124329347
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>>74488941
>>74488282
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>>74488928
>>>/r9k/36788194

im guessing
>>
>>74488935
lee chin's a laugh
>>
>>74488904
Both. aripiprazole worked the best but they took me off it because it was making me a bit manic. I've had electro shock treatment and all that shite too.
>>
>>74488941
what a jolly jape
>>
>>74488903
I've messing with bras since I was 12

I might get a training bra
>>
>>74488941
>yank drinking games
>>
>>74488935
she's a national treasure there so could you not mate
>>
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>his country doesnt let him fly flags because it's "racist"
>>
>>74488941
ah classic
>>
>>74488941

but if you could get to another smirnoff ice you had hidden within one step the other person had to down both
>>
>>74488989
>>74489009
I'm not taking the piss.. but come on, it was funny. https://youtu.be/PQFvMFfCSGs
>>
oh no! I was coaxed into opening the cutlery drawer and there was a smirnoff ice in it!

quite the conundrum!
>>
>>74488957
>>>/pol/36788611
wew
>>
wtf! I love Northern Ireland now!


>Almost eight hate crimes per day in Northern Ireland
http://www.itv.com/news/utv/2016-08-30/almost-eight-hate-crimes-per-day-in-northern-ireland/

http://www.irishnews.com/news/northernirelandnews/2016/10/17/news/six-times-more-racist-hate-incidents-recorded-in-ni-than-republic-739794/

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/12/racism-northern-ireland-couple-tell-abuse-belfast
>>
>>74488851
>>74488817
}:^{O
>>
>>74489017
>man runs a sheet of woven molecules of certain colours up a metal pole made of ionically bonded metal atoms
>molecule men show up at his molecule door
>take his molecules to the concrete molecule cubes
>confine his molecules within the other molecules for a set number of rotations of earth's molecules around the sun's atoms

REALLY gets the neurons tingling
>>
>>74488991
>electro shock treatment
you mean insulin shock therapy right? I mean if you received electro over insulin your doctors are fucking insane weird how something to that treats bipolar caused mania, what're your triggers? maybe you should ask the doctor to treat the triggers rather than the underlying disorder - I'm currently off anti psychotics with very little symptoms because my trigger (anxiety) is being controlled with meds
>>
>>74489017
I point mine on my bedroom wall

First thing I see every morning
>>
>>74489094
foq sake

>>>/r9k/36788611
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why are ulstermen so smart?
>>
>>74489066
>bearded lady
>skeleton chink

STOP making fun of us americans REEEEEEE
>>
>>74489066
The slight pause?
>>
>>74489127
Irish superiority
>>
>>74489127
no pakis
>>
people born in the 90s are the worst

80s masterrace
>>
>>74489127
Catholic schools
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>>74489178
80s are only acceptable if you were born in 89.
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>>74489139
>FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER... AUSSSTRAAALLIAAA!!!
>cut to skeleton chink
>even the girls on screen are trying to hold back the laughter
I watched it with my gf, a literal azn and she was laughing too. It's not a racial thing, it was just unexpected.
>>
1999 here
Only other 90s kids may respond to this post
>>
watching st elmos fire lads and it is such an 80s movie

>guy violently stalks a girl he is in love with despite having met her once
>people laugh off a guy secually assaulting a girl and holding her hostage by putting her car keys in his underwear
>everyone smoking everywhere

wew
>>
>>74489178
>people born in 2000s are legally obligated to post here next year
>>
1995 here, truly the best gen
>>
>>74488851

I feel bad for her if real. Literally the only reason people in the past didn't 'sext' was because they didn't have the ability. His sister should get some Chad to bash her brothers teeth out. jk this shits fake as fuck. nice tits at least
>>
Why can I literally see more vividly the day after a benzo sesh
>>
>>74489127
make any school stand out slightly from the norm and diligent parents will try their hardest to enroll.

diligent parents raise diligent children
>>
>>74489226
good post
>>
>>74489209
>>74489226
FUCK OFF CHILDREN REEEEEE
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>>74489251
know EXACTLY wym
>>
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jesus christ they're a sneak lot over there here's an attempt to catch OPs ip address
>>
>>74489209
90s babies arent 90s kids
>>
having a wank
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When I started posting on 4chan, people born in 1991 were underage
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>>74489253
its because of christianity
>>
>>74489282
what's this all about?
>>
>>74489288
FOG
>>
>>74489282
don't know what this is and don't care either
>>
started posting on 4chan in 2008 at the age of 13. found out when I was looking for gore
>>
>>74489307
>>74488851
>>
>>74489324

Same year as me except I was 19
>>
>>74489292
it's because of social exclusion
>>
>>74489307
some spiteful poster wants to find the girl's real name so he can make things worse
>>
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Belfast used to be beautiful. In fact so did all of the UK.
The Blitz ruined this country
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/archive/events/aerial-images-blitz-on-belfast-are-brought-to-life-35681326.html
>>
>>74488851
if he gave the name nicolette why is he censoring it on the phone
>>
>>74489324
>13
Chortled. Can't wait to see younglads in a few years saying they started browsing when they were 9.
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>>74489359
same
>>
>>74489324
same as me except it was 2011
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>>74489425
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>>74489282

jesus fuck im never clicking any link on 4chan again
>>
>>74489282

If I was his sister I'd post his face, name, and phone number to /r9k/
>>
>>74489472
then you'd expose yourself as the person in the photos..
>>
People say Tommy Robinson is stupid. Okay he's not the smartest but he's standing up and showing up:

•The incompetence of the average police officer,
•The flaws in the Justice System
•A side of Islam which propagates violence and crime

Just because he's not as smart as highly educated Piers Morgan or someone.

So what if he's Jewish?

>>74488461
No he shouldn't be PM, but he should keep doing what he's doing. He's genuine and the spectacle and suit wearing government shill can't bear it.

>>74488413
I've never seen anyone as brave in the face of danger. The threat of being stomped out can't silence his tongue. He's the knights little boys are told stories of. Potentially a modern day saint??

>>74488400
Erm..No. Slightest Islamophobic, and at the same time he befriends lots of Muslims including Imams.

He has a problem only with Islamic extremists of supremacists, and we all should. If it were up to them we would all be forced into their ideology. They actively brainwash children in the street.

>>74488396
He's not the smartest person, I agree, though he is likely smarter than you, and he is definitely more active for the good of the Nation. Where you at faggot?
>>
>>74488388
Islam isnt a race
Hes smarter than 90% of liberals
Outed akala as being an idiot
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