/éire/ - /eire/

I stand by my previous post referring to this thread as /eng/

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>wanting to go crawling back to our colonial masters
/whipped/

Why do the Irish hate the British?
I've never understood that

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>>74486182
Indeed.

saw some fella petting a swan there

>>74486264
A quick rundown:
>Brits oppressed our ancestors for hundreds of years
>Brits refused to feed the starving peasants during the famine, leading to ~2 million deaths
>Ulster unionistfags prevented Ireland from getting its own parliament in the early 20th century and made everyone fight
>British police forces massacred innocent Irish civilians multiple times in the 20th century
>Northern Ireland still being part of the UK led to the Luftwaffe accidentally bombing Dublin (when the ROI was neutral) during WWII
>British unionist terrorist groups attacked civilians in retaliation for the IRA's attempts to bring civil rights and liberty to the North
>British unionist terrorists used small children as human shields during the Troubles and mocked the IRA for not wanting to shoot children

>>74486683
Ah, so it's another, we won't let people have political representation episode

I know the struggle mate

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>wanting to go crawling back to your colonial masters

inclining more and more toward islamism by the day

>>74486832
What struggle? We burned your White House and that's about it.

Nothing compared to what we did to the Paddies.

>>74487445
>wanting to be a ruthless barbarian
buachaill

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>>74487483
it's in my blood

>>74487560
just wait until industrial society collapses and become a gaelic pirate

Have a bad dose of the sniffles lads.

Had a nightmare I was in school again.

>>74486264
Inferiority complex

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>>74486683
>>Northern Ireland still being part of the UK led to the Luftwaffe accidentally bombing Dublin (when the ROI was neutral) during WWII

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>responding to yanks

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HOTnvPE_LMY

West Galway best Galway.
East Galway least Galway.

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anime

>>74494205
Excellent bump friend.

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Never seen /éire/bant this /marbh/

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Amazing that this is still alive considering it spent two years covered with tons of weeds.

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The creeper's starting to flower now as well.

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>>74494883
It's /bant/éire/. That way it sounds like banter.
/éire/bant only sounds like airvent.

>>74495329
Precedent's already been set with /éire/pol/ and the like. Have you no head for proper cataloguing.

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>connacht rugby

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>>74495743
And /éire/pol/ is shit.

Phone posting from work lads. Somebody shoot me

>>74495879
Just suffer a serious accident. You either die or get a lot of money like in those ads.

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>>74486264
We are big and they are small

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>go downstairs
>whistle for dog
>noone comes
>whistle again
>noone comes
>realize
>>74495772
Did I miss something?

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>>74495994
>Did I miss something?
Munster beating them quite badly, half time.

>doggo
:(

Any plans for Saturday night?

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>>74496330
PUBG and EU4.

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>>74495994
My dog's 8 next month. Though his breed tend to live fairly long he's a mix of God-knows-what so I don't know how long he's got.

>>74496330
Nothing,have been out all day
>>74496162
Connacht rugby is qt
>>74496427
Thing is that mine was only 6

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>>74496330
Just home from shopping. Staying in for the night as per usual.

>>74496462
Was he a big dog? They tend to live short lives.

>>74496400
What's PUBG like compared to H1Z1? I like the fast pace of H1. Battlegrounds looks slower

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>>74495879
>>74495879
*pew pew*

>>74496534
Yup you are right my grandmother had one who became 17 years old

>>74496518
How far away do you live from the shops? It took you a whole day to get that pain au chocolat.

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Justify this. Why didn't they give the colours to the provinces that actually have them in their flag?

>>74496650
Gaybo :3

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>>74496984
Yes?

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>>74496802
>red in munster for the British army stationed there that introduced the sport
>blue in Leinster as it's the royal province crown province in Ireland
>green in connacht because to connacht or hell for the taigs there
>white in ulster for white man's country
stop playing saxon sports

>>74495023
Any #?

>>74497098
>>white in ulster for white man's country
Egyptian Jews are not white.

>>74497098
>british Munster
Wtf I hate Munster and Limerick now,how could I be so blind all my life?

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>>74496661
>How far away do you live from the shops?
About a 15 minute walk from the supermarket where I do most my shopping.

>>74495772
I don't see how playing Northampton away, the 7th place English side, is meant to be worse than playing an 8th place French side away?

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>>74497209
Limerick's the worst county in Munster.

>>74496802
Leinster originally played in Green, don't know why they changed, and Ulster take their colours from Dublin University Football Club which is the Trinity College team no less.

And Munster's is from the British Army stationed in Limerick.

hi /eire/
should i play bloodborne or spyro 3 tonight?

>>74497634
But which is the best Munster county; Clare or Kerry?

>>74497634
Limerick is great

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>>74496802
>Munster
hmm

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>>74497790
What do you think.

>>74497747
Play Spyro 2 nigga, best of the trilogy

Although Bloodborne is fantastic too

>>74498129
>Play Spyro 2 nigga
completed it last night mang
autumn plains was comfy asf

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>>74498258
All of Spyro is maximum comfort. The devs studied colour theory to make it look so nice.

Also you should play Spyro 3 now. Might as well finish off the trilogy.

>>74498258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyV52zyVwnE

>>74496544
>compared to H1Z1
Haven't played H1Z1 I'm afraid so I can't compare them.

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>>74498411
2 > 3

Spyro 2 had expansive levels and comfy hub worlds.

3 is pretty good don't get me wrong, but all the other playable characters felt like gimmicks and the levels weren't as good.
Maybe it's just my nostalgia speaking.

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>>74498411
>Might as well finish off the trilogy
that's true
i' have already played a little bit of spyro 1 and 3 as a kid, i'm pretty sure they were the first games i ever played

i had a really strong sensation of nostalgia whilst playing through dark hollow in spyro 1

>>74498484
choon
>>74498613
i think spyro 1 is my favourite so far

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>tfw you've only played Enter The Dragonfly
It was alright I guess

>>74498822
even as a young kid i member feeling very disappointed with it
too bad my YoTD disc was fucked up

it looked nice though

>>74498949
I was still very young at the time,I played it so I can barely remember how it was.
Is it really that bad compared to the other Spyros?

Anyone have the GBA Spyro? Spyro's Adventure I think it was called. I could never get half the collectibles, the map was covered in chests you needed keys for but I never found any. There was also this area in the corner of the hub it looked like you could jump to if you did it perfectly, I wasted hours trying to get up there.
Penguin World a best.

>>74498613
I'd be inclined to agree but I only ever rented 3 while we owned 2 so that might skew my opinion.

hmmmm

>>74499091
it was a very buggy game
the fps consistently fucks up everytime you charge
the game wasn't made by insomniac (spyro creators) so the levels were quite shitty.

i also heard that it was a very short game

>>74499391
Molto bene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppz7kGrubTY
Did any of you play this back in the day?

>>74500329
Played the co-op a bunch of times with my brother.

>Year of the Dragon
>literally glitch your way into the gate leading to the final boss as soon as you start a new game
>go down final boss pit
>win

Easiest game to speedrun.

>>74500751
isn't that enter the dragonfly?

>>74500881
Bloody Hell. Yeah I mixed up the games, you're right.

>>74500579
Finished the co-op campaign with the neighbour's boy,superb game

The sister's giving out about a jigsaw. She's upset the table's not big enough to support it and she refuses to put it on the floor. She also got mad when I told her that doing the edges is actually the easiest part of a jigsaw, not the hardest as she believes.

Hello there "lads", can any of you identify these songs for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_5KAmt-U4c

>>74500329
I did, underrated game, based luxembro

>>74500329
Yeah but I remember nothing about it.

The only memory I have of any MoH is throwing sthil grenades at Germans.

Any of ye go to those LAN cafes when you were younger? Me and my brother used to play Half Life 2 at one. I felt so proud the day I found a great place to hide on the map and kill him any time he walked by, but then he just stuck to the top of the building. It wasn't until years later that I realised I was the ultimate camperfag.

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Home from work lads. I'm aching all over.
>>74501652
That sounds funny. What kind of jigsaw is it? Haven't done one of those in years.

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Is "atlantean" supposed to be some sort of right-wing meme?

>>74503230
>That sounds funny
Trust me it's not. Having a sister that throws tantrums constantly over trivial shit got old a long time ago.

>What kind of jigsaw is it?
Think it was a park or something. I didn't get a proper look.

>>74503419
How old is she? Tell her to come on /eire/.

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>>74503339
>Atlanteans preaching about self-determination when they've oppressed the Sargassians for centuries
Bit rich.

>>74503339
there was that one fella here pushing it

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>>74503339
Never occurred to me how St. Brigid's Cross looks a bit like a swastika. It would make a better symbol for fascism in Ireland than what we had anyways.

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>>74503454
It would give her too much of an insight into her brothers brain,might distrub her or spoil their pure and innocent relationship
On the other hand...

Who is this Luxembourg poster anyway? Are they Irish?

>>74503454
16. And no I'm not having her become /éire/'s camwhore.

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>>74503559
He's an illustrious personality of /éire/.

>>74503559
I just like the Irish

>>74503339
>>74503511
Are you referring to the lad from Portugal who said Europeans around the Atlantic had cooler personalities? What's the right-wing connection?

>>74503679
no he was Irish
paragraph fella I think

That island with the giant rabbits > Tír na nÓg > Hy-Brasil >>> Atlantis

>>74503726
Fair sure it was a Portuguese lad who said we were his Atlantean brothers or some such.

>>74503773
he mentioned it but it wasn't him and never said anything along the lines of us being Atlanteans and not Europeans

>>74503773
The whole Atlantean thing is a fair bit older though,the first one to have posted it was an irish person,I'm fairly sure about that

>>74503679
>What's the right-wing connection?
Guy is complaining about EU countries not having self-determination or sovereignty.

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Why does she look so African?

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>>74504760
What the fuck is wrong with her breasts? Is she moving at incredibly high speed and as such her breasts are being pushed apart by wind resistance? What does that mean for the symbol of our nation?

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me irl

>>74504809
>What does that mean for the symbol of our nation?
With sonic speed into the future perhaps?
On the highway to progress?

>>74504809
>Is she moving at incredibly high speed and as such her breasts are being pushed apart by wind resistance?
Obviously, she has wings after all she's flying high in the blue sky background.

>What does that mean for the symbol of our nation?
We like getting blown.

>>74504809
that's what happens with large tiddies when you arch your back out like that

t.iddy expert

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>>74504989
I'm skeptical of that claim. What are your credentials?

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>>74504841
>want to waste time in a computer room in the back of the college
>people come in
>mfw

>>74505053
don't break a wank if someone calls me

>>74505054
I remember this feeling in college. Even worse when somebody sits either side of you or the room is so busy. Used to try find a corner or an empty room somewhere for peace.

>Relapsed on amphetamine again
It's k I got this. Just a once off thing

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>>74505124
Ah, that's low level shit. What if somebody knocks on the front door and you're the only person in the house?

>>74505205
probably wouldn't answer anyway

>Doorbell rings
>House phone rings
>Nobody at home but yourself
What do?

>>74504809
Pervert.

>>74505333
If it was anybody worth answering the door for you'd be expecting them.

>>74505333
Give the phone to the person waiting at the door.
>>74505144
The horrors of Adobe tools class

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V2PPrezDEk
>my doors are right where the sound comes from

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>>74505333
Unless you're expecting a package or visitor, ignore it. If you're feeling brave, have a look through the peephole (if you have one).

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>>74505333
Pretend I was listening to music at the time and couldn't hear them.

>>74505387
>>74505433
>>74505468
Correct answer. Only normies answer the door.

>>74505417
It's probably just a knacker breaking into your house

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>>74505144
>finished classes for the day, wasting a few hours until I can get a lift home
>set myself up in the corner of the room, eating lunch, watching stuff
>guy next to me taps me on the shoulder
>"Hey could you quiet down, it's annoying the fuck outta me?"
>"Oh sorry"
>wasn't even eating loudly but I stop after he tells me
>he gets up a minute later
>leaves for well over an hour
>still leaves his shit there so no one else can use the computer
>comes back
>has ironically loud conversation with three other people
>doesn't even look at the computer before leaving again
>comes back 45 minutes later, doesn't even sit down, just clicks something then walks off again
>hour later I leave
>he's still gone

>>74505660
Should've slapped him on the butt to show dominance

>>74505660
I would have moved all his shit and logged him out desu.

>>74505737
If he was around.

>>74505755
Really annoyed that the college said that people that do that (which is way too fucking many) would be logged out and have their shit moved if they left it there for longer than half an hour, yet they never fucking enforced it. I was sitting next to a pile of books one time for over an hour, the man who keeps the room in check just walked over and pushed in the chair without doing anything else.

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Wish I went to college and got to experience all the fun university stuff everyone does. Could have made some cool friends or joined a club.
Instead I just did a shitty 1 year fetac level 5 and it was just like being in secondary school. Got a job out of it at least.

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>>74506032
>Could have made some cool friends or joined a club.
Chances are if you have the 'tism that wouldn't have happened anyway.

>>74506156
It would have. I force myself into these things and I'm not always the most awkward. If it's something I like then I'll be fine. Otherwise I'm a mess like in some of those fetac classes we had to do presentations in. Christ.

>>74506032
>joined a club
Never to late to do that every town in the middle of nowhere has some cool clubs,also do you work in a retirement home or something?

>>74506032
You say that but you'd probably still end up miserable like the rest of us. I joined clubs I never went to, made friends I didn't keep up with and lost. I found college more annoying than anything else, it was three years I could've spent getting a job, making money or just being happy.

It's like how people who went to all-boys schools say they wouldn't be virgins if they went to a mixed school.

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>>74506206
I think you're idealising the college experience a bit much.

>>74506032
>Wish I went to college and got to experience all the fun university stuff everyone does. Could have made some cool friends or joined a club.
There's still clubs and shit outside the college system that exist where you can still do that, you don't have to be in a college. As >>74506156 said it might not have happened anyway, none of that happened to me and I went to clubs relatively frequently.

>>74506235
>do you work in a retirement home or something?
Nevermind,just looked up what fetac is exactly ,I thought it was only for nurses and caretakers

>>74506032
>Wish I went to college
You still could. What age are you?

Bit late for that for me now.

>>74506417
Not him but I'd hate being a mature student, you'd feel so out of place.

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>>74505333
>Doorbell rings
Turn off the TV or anything making noise and remain perfectly still listening for their movement. When I hear them leave the front door, glance out the window to confirm their departure. Then continue what I was doing
>House phone rings
Check caller ID. If the number is unavailable, hard refuse to answer. If I recognise the number and it's either immediate family or someone I was expecting to call I'll answer, otherwise ignore.

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>>74506235
>>74506299
I have joined a couple non-uni clubs and they're fun but I never really click with anybody. Story of my life no matter where I go. Besides I don't have time anymore due to work. No I don't work in a retirement home.
>>74506249
>>74506262
Yeah I'm idealising it for sure. It just seemed like a lot of fun hanging around. I used to meet up with friends from school and hang out on the campus and it was such a nice atmosphere. Plus I always wanted to do a course in computing or something. It seemed so much fun especially the fetac friends I made when they moved onto uni, they had great times in class. Haven't really spoken to any of them in over 5 years however. Never will.
>>74506417
25 but I work a permanent full time job that pays well and has good benefits and it's skilled. Going back to college would be a huge waste of money and time. Have a better job than nearly everyone I know who went to college.
>>74506454
Yeah this too. Fucking awkward with all these 18 year olds.

>>74506454
I'd like it coz atleast I'd have an excuse not to be able to talk to people.

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>tfw no average irish gf

>>74505333
i shit myself when anyone knocks on the door

i'm expecting a NEET execution squad to come around anytime soon

>>74507009
They'd have to leave the house.

>>74506454
>Not him but I'd hate being a mature student, you'd feel so out of place.
If you're going for just the learning aspect for the most part you'll be fine, if anything you'll do better than most people there.
>>74506514
>I have joined a couple non-uni clubs and they're fun but I never really click with anybody. Story of my life no matter where I go.
Same with me, going to college wouldn't help you with that, trust me. The change to overcome that has to be internal, otherwise you'll never get over it, I'm still looking for that though, you might have to find it two if you wish to break the cycle.
>I used to meet up with friends from school and hang out on the campus and it was such a nice atmosphere. Plus I always wanted to do a course in computing or something. It seemed so much fun especially the fetac friends I made when they moved onto uni, they had great times in class.
If you're like me and you find noboby though it becomes far worse, you just spend the day wandering between benches and seats sitting alone, most days you'll say nothing and you begin going out of sight of most people as you get jealous and bitter seeing others having fun.
>Have a better job than nearly everyone I know who went to college.
That's good to hear, hopefully you like it. At least that gives you some sort of a foundation anyway/

>>74507009
When I became a NEET I got really freaked out when I kept hearing a car come in and hear someone fiddling with the door. It took me way too long to realise it was the postman dropping letters in the mail slot.

>>74507035
i meant an execution squad going after NEETs (like myself)

i feel really guilty about the whole thing

fuck off AA

>>74506940
After spending a month talking to one, you don't want it. I guess if you want to shag one, sure.

>>74507197
t. AA falseflagging as Juniper

>>74506940
You want one you'll have to come here.

>>74507159

>waking up to sign for a package, at 2pm
hopefully he thinks i work nights

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>NEET execution squad

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>>74507392
it's coming
i can feel it

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Took this pic today up the mountain.
Belfast has beautiful nature lads, literally surrounded by mountains.
It feels good to escape from the urban decay

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>>74507457
Do you at least to get any final words to go on your official record before they end your life in an act of brutal justice?

Wish the frog would leave again.

>>74507516
Looks quite nice
>>74507205
Have you fugged any qt koreans yet?

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>want to work for the NEET execution squad
>go for the interview
>don't get the job
>they shoot me on the way out

>>74507115
>you just spend the day wandering between benches and seats
Sounds about right. I actually 2 fetac courses. The first one I had a lot in common with classmates and just happened to pick the right seat to sit in during class. They accepted me into their group and we had good fun, and ate lunch together, and did stuff after classes too.

Then they moved onto uni and i did another course. Which was exactly as you say. Most of the time spent alone in the computer room, library, going to the park or for walks during breaks.
Then around my classmates I never ever spoke to I found myself very anxious and uncomfortable.

>The change to overcome that has to be internal, otherwise you'll never get over it,
I'm not 100% mute/autistic. I actually get on fine socially there's just something about me that i can never make friends.
I do feel that I wont change however. I'm 25 and nothing is stirring yet. I'm not bitter at all, just complacent chilling here.

>That's good to hear, hopefully you like it. At least that gives you some sort of a foundation anyway/
Reckon I'll be in this job for life. It's that good of a position. Just a good employer(sorta) and i enjoy it.


>When I became a NEET
Miss being a NEET claiming disability benefit. Staying up until 6am every night. It was miserable but the internet adventures were crazy.
>>74507197
No.
>>74507221
No.

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>>74507530
they're not looking for a conversation
they're here to crack some skulls

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>>74507392
A modest night of just 100 NEET cullings would save the taxpayer over 100k annually, ease social housing demand and reduce unemployment figures.

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>>74507702
It would also have the side effect of reducing suicide rates.

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>>74507641
Indeed my friend come visit Belfast one day!

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>>74507530
If I was in charge of a death squad I'd get them to ask their victims for their final words. Then I'd publish the greatest book of quotes of all time.

>>74507645
>All the NEETs have been culled
>Forced to commit suicide

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>>74507896
>tfw too lazy to dig my own grave

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>>74507835
>Then I'd publish the greatest book of quotes of all time.
I think you overestimate the verbosity of NEETs.

Did any of you get assigned these roles in primary school?
>Answering the phone
>Ringing the bell
>Handing out the milk to each class.
Only the special/awkward kids got these to keep them occupied and feeling like they're not getting in the way of everyone.

>>74507835
You'd get some witty comments but 99% of the book would consist of "Let me clear my browser history first" "At least I won't have to kill myself" and "NOT MY DAKIMAKURA"

>>74507963
We give a lot of thought to out death and sometimes suicide letter. You'd at least get the odd "I wish for a word without Jews".

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>>74507963
>verbosity
I think you overestimate your fluency in English.

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>>74508004
I remember in my primary school students used to get assigned to washing the dishes in the staff room after break.

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>>74507516

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
what you lads listening to?

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>>74508115
>used to have to clean the classroom before the cleaner got there to "make it nice for her"
>she never did any cleaning, just smoked and listened to the radio

>>74508134
Jej that's actually a really creative and funny image,

>>74508004
I had to sit in the front row where the teachers could see me during assemly
i was a fucking madman

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>>74508075
But it's a real word that conveyed the message that I desired - what's the problem?

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>>74507392

>>74508171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGw

>>74508171
isn't that a beyoncé song?

>>74508171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKoxwrOMCvE
>>74508115
huh they didn't do that in my primary. It was weird answering the phone though. Half the time I didn't know what the person was talking about and hung up.

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Well lads I'm just back from a holiday to Kerry, heres a very unflattering selfie of me climbing the highest mountain in Ireland extremely hungover

>>74507963
NEETs have higher IQs

You're grammatical argument's are very interesting to watch. You're pretty good at using words and shit!

>>74508323
two inteligent to work?

>>74508223
Were you a fellow bully?
>>74508171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7LzFNmCmOs

>>74508293
LOL the absolute state

>>74508421

Not exactly kim kardshian, but lets see you climb that motherfucker after 2 hours sleep

>>74508473
Come back to me when you've climbed ben nevis on ketamine and shrooms. Best time of my life

>>74508293
You oughta put your cigarette in your mouth differently,not sure how but not like this,anyhow is Kerry worth a visit?

>>74508376
>Were you a fellow bully?
nah, i kept talking during assembly

it got to a point where the headteacher asked my dad if i were a sperg

>>74508171
>not coon town
it's like a song from Fallout New Vegas

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>posting your face on 4chan
Why?

>>74508473
Nice one m8. I just think it weird that somebody would actually post a selfie out of nowhere. Most stay anonymous.

>>74508246
Oh okay. Thought something like eloquence might have been more appropriate.

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>>74508293
>grey hairs

>>74508603
Because 4chan is no longer le ebic sekrit club known for fucking peoples lives up.

>>74508004
>>Ringing the bell
Once or twice, it was great fun. One year the Santy that came to our school stole the bell and the teachers didn't realise until after he left.

Though now you've awakened memories of primary school in me and I'm angry again. Like how I was the only boy that didn't get to do the bins (this was a sought after position for whatever reason) or how we were supposed to colour part of a poster in black and the other lads all got fancy permanent markers and I was stuck with the shitty ones and when I tried to multiple of them at once to even it out I got given out to or when there was only three of us in the room and I went over to talk to the two other lads and the teacher gave out to me and made me go back even though she had no problem with them talking.

Fucking hell I'll be pissed all night.

>>74508543
Did you reach Ben's summit? Or get bogged down in a valley?

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>>74508293
That's a slightly more grown out JUST haircut.

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>>74508635
That would have worked too. But when I think of a book of quotes, I think of fancy, wordy quotes, which is why I thought of verbose.

>>74508686
Let me amend my post then:

>posting your face on the internet
Why?

>>74508603
Because you're all the only friends I have.

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>>74508603
This is me

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>>74508543

I once cycled 150km on shrooms. After this experience I've got peak fever and have to climb Ben Nevis sometime this year.

>>74508581

Thats not normal I was fucked, its usually clint eastwood style.
Kerry is wonderful, best holiday I ever had and in my own country. I drove the whole way around the coast, truly spiritual stuff.

>>74508605
>>74508672

I am somewhat drukn
Yes I love being slagged from going grey but the ladies love it apparently
Here is me in better humor on sheeps head

>>74508759
Juniper.png

>>74508753
Why not? Who the fuck would be scared of some actual real life autists judging you or laughing at you on the internet?
So insecure
>>74508787
You look like a fun guy. Judging from your appearance I can tell you are an outdoorsman

>>74508731

I got a haircut today
Yes I was looking mental but no more mental than anybody else down there

>>74508787
you make me uncomfortable

Still don't get the haircut meme desu

>>74508753
>when I think of a book of quotes, I think of fancy, wordy quotes
I don't think you've read many quote books then. They're usually just famous speeches and other things famous people said.

A book like this would be bought just because people will think they're deep for how "horrible" this is and what people act like before they die, that's why holocaust movies are so popular.

>will never be irish
is it nice being irish

there must be no black people over there aside from the odd tourist from birmingham

>>74508818

I'm only happy when I'm outside doing something crazy and unplanned, cant be cooped up. Do you have any mad shit up yor way?

>>74508882

Well then just ignore it and go back to jackin it to your fucking chinese cartoons

>>74508787
Important question: Do you like anime?
>I once cycled 150km on shrooms.
I'd vomit and die if I did that.

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>>74508818
>Why not?
When you put something on the internet it's there forever. You don't know what the future may hold.

>>74508902
>I don't think you've read many quote books then
I haven't read a single one, true.

>A book like this would be bought just because people will think they're deep for how "horrible" this is and what people act like before they die, that's why holocaust movies are so popular.
>a book of NEET quotes
Could be a humorous book desu.

Help I feel threatened!

>>74508973

the only thing I ever watched was princess mononoke, would not call myself a connoisseur

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>>74508970
maybe I will cunt

>>74500329
Yeah bro I played this all the time

>>74509000

>oh no some people might see me

dont make me post my dick and balls again

>>74509000
Nice trips
also,tell us your best pre-death quote,something to write on your tombstone

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>>74508970
Mad shit as in what? I've saw masked men trail my brothers friend out of the house to get kneecapped when I was 6.
If you're talking about nature yes, there is cavehill and the mourne mountains which are fantastic.
Cavehill has caves everywhere and waterfalls. Also filled with devil worshippers.
Found a cat nailed to a tree with it's entrails ripped out and satanic sigils painted on it and on the ground there was candals in the shape of a pentagram

>>74509036

you look like a lowland kerryman

>>74509000
4chan doesn't save posts. The archive doesn't count because they never last more than a few years.

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>>74508759
Reminder.

>>74509000
>When you put something on the internet it's there forever.
Not really, it's only a bad thing if you're someone who's made a name for himself.

Random anonymous pictures don't hurt no one.

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>>74509089
purge the hills of that faggotry

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>>74509123
Unless people save your image and edit it for years.

>>74509089

I'm talking nature and not political stuff.
During the holiday I climbed out onto the westernmost point in europe, was on a rock with waves hitting it 10 meters high, myself hanging onto to sheer rock handholds and in danger of getting swept out to at at any moment, carved my name on the rock out at the end (might go back with a con-saw to make a proper job of it at some stage).
I'm basically talking about pitting yourself against nature, what do you got?

>>74509104
some lad from a slam poetry video thing

>>74509251
Fuckin gold. I wonder does he know?

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>>74509082
>also,tell us your best pre-death quote,something to write on your tombstone
Pic related might be appropriate.

>>74509197
>Random anonymous pictures don't hurt no one.
A picture isn't anonymous if your face is in it.

>>74509251

I'd think that was funny

>>74509294
was his brother who posted it when he was tripfagging here

think he got hazed for it, or so say the /éire/ loremasters

>>74509345
What? I'm confused. I thought it was Juniper who plucked it off the boards.ie ladies lounge photo thread a few years ago. We we're shitposting and making fun of various boards users. Particularly Blue Wolf and that lad.

>>74509341
I'd do it but I'm tired and can't be arsed memeing you.

>>74509279
>myself hanging onto to sheer rock handholds and in danger of getting swept out to at at any moment,
>carved my name on the rock out at the end

So what did you carve it with? Your willy?

>>74509522
Yep, that lads making up some epic lore. It was around the time when everyone was posting things related to bluewolf as well.

>>74509251
>having your face immortalised in the meme pantheon

Sounds like the greatest possible thing to happen to me

Lads there's a Rubicon ad that's making me want to fuck a water bottle, but I threw all mine out the other day.

>>74509532

typical Irish I might say

>>74509563

I picked up another rock and used it
coincidentally I wonder how long its been since somebody had a wank there

>>74509582
He's truly a odd character. Always up to interesting antics.

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>>74509594
>Lads there's a Rubicon ad that's making me want to fuck a water bottle

>>74509621
At first I thought you were a normie but now I just think you're weird as fuck. Welcome to the club?

>>74509649
There's a really sexy water bottle shaped like a woman in a bikini.

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This thread was not worth catching up on. All the fun posters must be Europhiles.

>>74509621
I used to wank behind an abandoned house as a teenager.

>>74509736
I hate how we keep switching between /marbh/ and 20 posts a minute.

>>74509736
I know what sort of phile you are.

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>>74509279

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>>74509827
Nico Nico phile!

>>74509707

What club? I've been here longer than any of you, you just didnt know it

>>74509866

Lovin it, saved

>>74509736
Upon further inspection, the mountain-man saga had some moments.

>>74509866
You ever see the Bear Grylls episode in Ireland? He had to make it intentionally make it difficult. He could've just walked for two hours and reached the road. Also "conveniently" found a sheep around.

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>>74509279
Mate that is cool as fuck

I'm noting this down if I ever happen to travel to the western tip of Ireland one day

>>74509881
fuck off AA

>>74509279
>I climbed out onto the westernmost point in europe
In Iceland?

>>74509960
Yes I saw it,bet he could smell the Supermac's down the road

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>>74509736
High Displacement Naval Vessels.

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>>74509988
How dare imply that.

>>74509948
Have you? A few of us have been around since the 2014 days. Where you a personality?
>>74509988
That is not me you stupid cunt.

>>74509866
And so it begins. If /eire/ still exists in 2020 and I'm still here I fully expect to see this lads face still being reposted.

>>74510043
I thought you were on my friendly side?

>>74509979

Probably everyone should, its like nowhere else on earth but just right here

>>74510002

I dont want to get into geographical autism but for me thats the westernmost point since Ireland is in europe

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>>74510073
>If /eire/ still exists in 2020 and I'm still here I fully expect to see this lads face still being reposted.
How many of us will still be here then?

In your opinion who are the top 5 personalities on /eire/ ?

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>>74510098
There's more than one of us.

>>74510047

I've been around since long before there, not a silly "personality" but rather a primordial energy which pervaded throughout in the shadows, everywhere and nowhere.
Sad to see just how far south this shit has turned but whateve

>>74510183
adventureanon is the new #1

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>>74510098
>>74510192
Though probably neither of us.

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>>74510157
That's only three years and I can't imagine I'll have anything better to do. I imagine the same is true with you.

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Most western point in Ireland for reference.

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>>74510157
Plenty are still here from 2014

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>>74510279
May was my first waifu.

>>74510192
>>74510225
I am confused.

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>>74510039
t. isms

What's the appeal of naval vessels anyway?

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>>74510332
There is no need to be confused. Just accept Nico as your salvation.

>>74510279
Is there any archives that go back that far?

Tryingto search for my first few posts here. I know them well.

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>>74510266

That does not look like it to me but I was out on the furthest rock before having to jump into the sea with a 5 meter swell, between the two is a huge gap

Thomas?

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>>74510356
WW2 naval vessels are sexy monsters of engineering.

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>in love with a boat
>Britannia rules the waves

>from Cork
>Cork has an English market

>Cork is in Munster
>Munster gets its red rugby colour from the British army

I figured you out Froggy.

>>74510511

Cork people are wankers

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>>74510507
What is the movement of a modern ship called? Would you still say "sailed" even if they don't have sails?

>>74510588
Propelled. Why are you so into linguistics?

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>>74510511
>in love with a boat
>Britannia rules the waves
But Graf is German.

>>74510588
>Would you still say "sailed" even if they don't have sails?
As far as I am aware, yes.

>>74510507
Hmmmm, okay.

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>>74510565
He doesn't seem to be an exception.

>>74510648
I wanted to reply to his post something like *sails towards you* because that picture looks fucking menacing. Propelled sounds correct but not as nice.

the anime posters in this general would make you sic
wonder what perverse thoughts go through their heads every time they select an image of a sexualised girl to a post who has no relevancy to it

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>>74510650
>Graf is German
So are the English.

>>74510711
>the anime posters in this general would make you sic [sic]

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>>74510711
>wonder what perverse thoughts go through their heads every time they select an image of a sexualised girl to a post who has no relevancy to it
"I wonder if this pic is blue board safe or not. Better not risk it".

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>>74510425
My first post was me asking who Kev is
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