Who is your nation's greatest ally and enemy?

>greatest ally
Eesti
>enemy
sweden

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>>74484079
>Greatest Ally
The UK
>Greatest enemy
The UK

>greatest ally
Israel

>greatest enemy
Israel

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>>74484079
>greatest ally
none
>greatest enemy
Syria and Palestine

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>>74484150
True, brother.

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>EX greatest ally
Americunts
>enemy
China

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>>74484388

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>>74484079
>greatest ally
Poland
>greatest ancient-god tier enemy
Poland

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our greatest ally is probably america

>>74484079
>ally
USA
>enemy
Everything that's not the USA

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>>74484442
>EX
Why? I thought we had something good...

>>74484633
It should be the other way around

>>74484755
Who is Germany's greatest ally and enemy?

>>74484576
Fuck off fogh

No one
Ourselves

>>74484128
Lol we are your main export and import partner. Sure your enemy.

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>greatest ally
We don't have any allies
>enemy
Everyone

>>74486545
>We don't have any allies
you have us

>greatest ally
Italy
>greatest enemy
Italy

>>74485725
israel

>>74485785
Our biggest export and import partner by far is Germoney, and in imports you are tied with Russia

>>74485725
>Who is Germany's greatest ally and enemy?
that is a good question.

greatest ally is Austria for sure.

we dont have an arch enemy.
we are in the heart of Europe and that's why we clash with everyone

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>>74486685
>greatest ally is Austria for sure.

>>74486685
Yeah sure bud it's unfortunate geography not being a cunt.

>>74484079
>Ally
Murika
>Enemy
Niggeragua
Gina
Columbia

>>74486720
*and Finland

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>>74484150
This. Currently within Europe France are our greatest ally. Outside of Europe it would be the likes of Australia, Canada, NZ and America.

>>74484079
Such a punchable face

>>74484079
>ally
none
>enemy
Eternal turkic nomad

>>74484079
>Who is your nation's greatest ally
Don't have one
>enemy
Too many to count. Slovakia, Ukraine, Romania, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia, Czechia, Russia, France, UK, America

I'm sure I've left out a few. Take a pick.

>>74486685
greatest ally of Germany is France

>>74486929
funfact: Hungary is our oldest archenemy, both in history and in football

>>74487025
>greatest ally of Germany is France
only after 45. pre WW1 it was Austria-Hungary

>Nibelungentreue

>>74484079
>enemy
China, America

>greatest ally
I cannot hit upon such one.
Instead I nominate Nazis as shittiest "ally".

>>74487073
>Instead I nominate Nazis as shittiest "ally".
next time dont drag America into the war, attack Russia and win

>Greatest Ally
UK :D

>Greatest enemy
R*ssia

>>74487122
>>Greatest enemy
>R*ssia

how many people died in the great patriotic American-Russia war?

>>74487116
Attacking Russia its instant death and game over and losing clay.

>>74485763
This

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>>74487210

>>74487073
Wow Japan I was thought you hate Russia but seems like you hate America and China the most.

>>74487161
around 8,000,000 or so. that's excluding anything pre-cold war or WW2, as well as after it

>>74484079
>Ally

Bhutan

>Enemy

Kebab

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>>74486854

>Greatest ally
Historically: Germany
Currently: USA
>Greatest enemy
UK

>>74487527
>greatest ally
>america

cunt what are you talking about
if you went to War with the UK their is no chance whatsoever we would side with you

>Greatest ally
logic and reasoning
>Greatest enemy
human nature and turkish culture.

>>74484150
based

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>>74487563

>>74487527
>>74487563

dont worry we get on absolutely perfectly fine in real life the irish on here are just deluded cunts for some reason

>>74487695
Without a second thought the UK would be the first to come to Ireland's aid in the unlikely event of something happening to them.

>>74484552
Where was this taken?

>>74487749
This.

Would donate spuds if the famine hit the Paddies again.

>>74487782
Channel Tunnel.

>>74487782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5V-Hks0oDM

>greatest ally
A real nation only has allies of convenience, not friends.

>enemy
North Korea, although it's taken people awhile to remember that.

>>74487811
>>74487864
Interesting, that's a legit beautiful moment.

>tfw love France
>tfw France will never love you
Britain is cool too, I love your pottery.

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>ally
USA
>enemy
EU and Russia

>Ally

Probably the US, though UK is very close second.

>Enemy

I would say UK, but they're more like an eternal rival who has a redemption arc and helps us when we really need it, and then we ask why he did it, he just walks off in the sunset saying "No one can beat you... except me" or something and then becomes a friendly rival.

The real final and eternal boss is Germany. But really we fought everyone in Europe, they all have reasons to be our enemies.

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>>74488367

>>74484079
>greatest ally
pakistan azerbaijan
>greatest enemy
mainly israel iran greece serbia armenia and some more

>>74489146
i forgot half of bosnia as ally

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I dont know this.
Germany is on paper our best friend, but belgium is like the netherlands but more shitty.
Id say flanders is part of the netherlands military/economic wise. But were not best friends.
Our worst enemy is turkey

>>74487527
Based ireland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwi-Hf-Qjt8

Ally India
Enemy India

>Brazil
>Allies or enemies
Nobody cares about us.

>>74489908
strange i thought Hitler hated subhumans, then again he did ally with slavs

>>74484079
>greatest """"""allies"""""" (in theory)
Some of our neighbours and the USA
>enemy
everyone (includes our allies)

our enemy is our own fuckin radical moslem inside the country... they try to make this country back to stone age..

>>74486582
Norway's greatest ally is UK

>>74484150
This pic just shows again how fucking stupid anglos are
And they still hate us for what someone else did about a thousand years ago
Fucking morons

>>74491921
I don't hate you. No one I know hates you either.

>>74488367
>>74489133
Criiiiinge

>>74484079
There are no allies and enemies. There are only partners. It's all subject of negotiation and trade.

>>74484079
>greatest ally
no one
>enemy
no one

I would count France, Austria, Netherlands, Czechia and Switzerland as our greatest allies these days.

There are no real enemies desu.

ally?
prob australia
enemy?
idk id say that china is both a great threat culturally but also a great trading parter

Our greatest allies are the EU and Nato because they create stability which is a prerequisite for the existence of our state.

Our enemies are pretty much all our neighbours who would gladly butcher us given a chance. And also Russia that sees the whole Eastern Europe as its natural sphere of influence.

>>74491971
>We don't hate you
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/features/3634345/30-reasons-why-we-hate-the-French.html

You provocated wars with us for centuries, you slowly created with the USA the stereotypes of the french everybody knows today, all of that because some nordics who happened to speak french invaded your shitty island
Go fuck yourselves

1. america
2. also america

>>74492200
>two people

Hmmmm

Greatest ally:
NZ

Greatest Enemy:
Indonesia, China

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>>74486929
>Don't have one

>>74487602
>turkish culture.
Çomar* culture. Turkish culture is refined.

>>74492272
What do you mean?

>>74492200
>telegraph

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>>74486929
i like hungary

>>74492393
I've told you I don't hate the French, nor does anyone I know. You've tried to refute this by posting a link to a well-known right-wing rag that has published an article from two people authored in the run-up to a rugby match between England and France.

>>74487210
The Japanese whopped that ass once. Pretty sure they could do it again.

>>74492200
Nobody here hates the french, usually it's admiration or mild piss taking.

People openly hate americans though.

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>>74492377

greatest ally: merchant
greatest enemy: merchant

>>74492544
>I've told you I don't hate the French, nor does anyone I know.
Then you must be scottish

>>74492662
No, I'm English

>>74484079
Denmark.

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>>74484079
>greatest ally
The Army and The Fleet.
>and enemy?
Fools and roads.

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>Greates ally
Belaruse
>Enemy
m-maybe everyone else

>>74492777
fuck what my government says i still like russia

>Greatest enemy
UK
>Greatest ally
nobody

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>greatest ally
USA

>greatest enemy
Sweden

>>74484079
>Spain
>greatest ally Germs
>greatest enemy

>Greatest Ally
France
>Greatest Enemy
UK

>>74492954
Bolshevism greatest enemy of Spain

Canada

>Greatest ally
Alberta, Manitoba, and Saskatchewan
>Greatest enemy
British Columbia, Ontario, Québec, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, and Nova Scotia

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>>74484128
>>74492915
N-no. Why do you say these things?

>>74493000
I don't want to be rude but I had literally no idea we were allies...

>>74493587
Enemy of my enemy, I'm guessing.

>>74484079
>greatest ally
I was gonna say brazil but thanks to this new meme i think they hate us even more now
>enemy
the world

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>>74486720
don't listen to that stupid Bavarian.

>>74491971
>>74492544
>strategic lies

>Enemy
Denmark and Sweden.
>Friend
I don't know.

>>74485763
Exactly

>Greatest ally
'Murika
>Greatest enemy
Bolivia

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>>74493289

>greatest ally
Ching-chong and mehmet

>greatest enemy
Poo

>>74492777
Why does Russia have such a hard on for South America?

>>74494295
Brazil is basically Russia in the tropics I suppose

>>74493827
I thought Italy is your bro ally?

>>74494295
We also have free access to South America.

>>74494364
bro does not mean ally

>>74487893
This kind of attitude is why so many hate us. We fuck over allies on a regular basis. If I were any other country, Id never be an ally of the US.

>>74493792
Oh okay. You keep telling me what I actually think then, mate.

>>74494983
Better to ally with you than the Chinks or Ivans

>>74484079
>greatest ally
Vojvodina
>enemy
Hungary and Romania

>>74484079
>Ally
Romania
>Enemy
Italy

>greatest ally
Britannia
>greatest enemy
China

>>74484079
>greatest ally
we have no allies, just a bunch of nation who are looking for a moment to stab us in back
>enemy
historically Germany, politically Russia

>>74484150
Canada and Great Britain best friends forever.

>>74484274

this guy gets it

>>74498951
>historically Germany
you were part of us, we could not be your enemy

>>74484079
Greatest Ally is Scottland

Greatest enemy is the World

>>74495090
see? so why did you even lie

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England.


Also England.

I-I don't know anymore..

>>74484079
Greatest Ally
Independence

Greatest Enemy
The EU

>>74484079
>greatest ally
none
>enemy
ourself and the world

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>>74484150

>Greatest allies
USA
Mexico

>Greatest enemies
USA
Mexico

>>74505462
Bonjour, France.

>>74501156
>GE- also Indonesia

>>74484079
>Greatest ally
The emus
>Greatest enemy
The emus

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>>74484150
why are we so bloody obsessed with each other it's like we can't do anything not together

>>74484079
>Greatest Ally
UK
>Greatest Enemy
Chyna

>>74487387
fuck you too

>>74486854
either you are a faggot or a jealous broad

>>74487893
dont get too philosophical on is, we know you iz a burgerz

>>74489146
:)
eternal superior Turkiye brother

>>74490045
:(

>>74492656
you cant even say it can you
say....... Juice
again....Juice

>>74494227
concur

>>74507314
too deep mate

>ally
Macaco
>enemy
sopa

>Greatest aly
Cork

>Greatest enemy
Wine

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>>74505255
>>74493772
>>74492123
>>74492049
>>74490518
>>74487025
>>74486829
>>74486685
Ich liebe Deutschland! Die Fahne hoch, mein Freunde!

>>74492551
They tried and lost clay army and everything happens to them that was in that post above you answered.

>Greatest ally
Britain
>Greatest enemy
Currently the USA

Also, any American not naming Australia as their greatest ally is probably functionally retarded

>greatest ally
USA
>greatest enemy
We don't know what those are.

>>74510404
time to start paying those tarifs canada, you've been screwing us over for to long.

>>74510709
>Sell oil below market price so you don't need Saudi dick that much
>Allow 10% of dairy market to be foreign even though you guys only let like 3%
>Win world trade organization trade case about lumber against the US. Still tariffed
>Don't target the real problem:China
Fuck you, beaner

>>74486929
Why Slovenia?

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>>74509086
Britain to Portugal's rescue once again with the invention of the corkscrew. Greatest ally.

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>>74484079
Usa
Usa

>>74484128
fpbp