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/gaygen/
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listening to shite pop music
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>>74482276
He he
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>>74482236
better than /brap/
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stop making early threads just to get your shite op in
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off t'sainos for the food shop, then squash, then off to a brewery to sink some bevvies woi oiiii
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>>74482287
>drinking squash
are you 5
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You grow up, you post half a century, you get a 4chan pass, you post a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point?' That's where I come in.

You've seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anything's possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I don't do it so they turn round and go 'Thankyou Anon for the (You)s, thankyou for the wisdom, thankyou for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go 'There goes a Brentposter. I must remember to thank him.'
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https://youtu.be/i_dnMj0SI78
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tomato basil chicken pasta from sainos
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>>74482296
a) think he meant playing
b) squash is delicious
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>>74482296
...

>>74482327
all pre-made pastas are shite. FACT.
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>>74482381
not that one
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thairad!
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>>74482308
can ladyboys mug you?

this ones getting very irate on the old blower and messages

literally getting bullied here lads ._.
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>>74482236
dang, he's done well for himself after lord of the rings hasn't he
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>>74482389
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getting my bi-daily dose of codeine and pregabalin
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its very obvious that they make the other characters seem even taller than the inbetweeners to emphasise their worthlessness
very rude as a short person
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>>74482391
fucking get over there
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just woke up and im already bored.
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>>74482391
maybe she's smoking ice or something, or you're a customer but you don't know it yet. or just a bit mental, who knows.
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can't see the appeal of doing another lad up the chutney

I mean that's what it is, it's not shagging a bird with a knob, it's shagging a lad with tits
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SOMEBODY explain how James Corden became a thing?

Boggles the mind.

>fat ''''''cheeky chappy'''''' with no discernible talent becomes hugely successful in the USA
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>>74482430
>you're a customer but you don't know it yet
willing to put $50 on this
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want this gf
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>>74482391

If you go, that would be the equivalent of ptting your dick in a hornet nest
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>>74482432
no one said benders were normal mate
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>>74482391

Hope it turns into one of those things where its about twenty men who humiliate you desu. Like how those russians did to a few 'benders'
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How much sex do girls usually want? The gf would have it constantly if I could tbqh.
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going to do some gardening today
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>>74482448
she looks 30
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>>74482423
but i haven't eaten yet
>>74482427
boring people get bored
>>74482430
>>74482440
ye think u mite b rite
>>74482453
hope not


yeah i think so
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haha remember how the EU are the tyrants that were proposing surveillance laws so extreme that the British government had to step in and say 'calm down like'.
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Completely dying this morning. Those two bottles of Kopparberg mixed fruits have absolutely fucked it.
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>>74482465
she doesn't and she has a very nice bum from the looks of things x
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>>74482466
she's got food over there
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>>74482466
I gotta say, she's not exactly making the prospect very appealing. Sounds like she'll slap you about.
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>>74482464
https://twitter.com/ferengie13/status/860727954619412480
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>>74482466
Why are you such a fanny just tell her to fuck off
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>>74482478
if you think 20 year olds should look that haggard then you have problems lad
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>>74482435
>Gavin & Stacey
>Invented 'smiffy'
>does stuff for comic relief a lot
>gets picked up by American chat show


he's not controversial, a fat 'friendly' cheeky chap with a common english accent, no wonder Yanks love him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmovtq5sQ

where did it all go wrong
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>>74482483
Yeah but I like 7-11 toasties
>>74482487
._.
>>74482494
But she's actually fit as fuck

She's clearly bat shit crazy too
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>>74482507
don't be such a bitch.

I used to take the girl out on dates and decide to not pay if she wasn't to my liking.
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>>74482495
how does she look haggard?
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>>74482507
pics x
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I have a fresh new gimmick idea, but I can't do it alone
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>>74482507
>7-11 toasties
Ham and Cheese ftw

I don't know what kind of meeting you have in mind but she certainly doesn't come across very.. submissive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlErfXYsU4s
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love pints
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>>74482529
*nods respectfully towards you*
*places my mechanical keyboard (Cherry MX Black) on stone plinth*

you have my board
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>>74482547
racist
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>>74482545
song is so fucking shit
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>>74482543
nowt wrong with a bit of rough/intense prostate stimulation from a beautiful girl's penis.

I wish thailad all the best in his endeavors.
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>>74482545
can't imagine being into dad rock
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>>74482528
Last thread has a vid
>>74482543
Yeah i think she's gonna beat me up and mug me desu
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hate heteros
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L O V E waking up on the weekend without a hangover :)
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>>74482529
>>74482566
AND MY HAT
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>>74482470
wait... wasn't it the other way around?
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>>74482566
alri mate so here's the go

We pick a thread on /int/ and we replicate the entire thread post-for-post
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>>74482589
same drinking is never worth it.

I'd much rather spend the weekend in the backyard reading a book and than going out and pretending to enjoy cramped spaces with loud music whilst swilling the sauce.
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>>74482566
>Cherry Blacks

Plebian
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>>74482571
>>74482578
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>>74482582

>Am i a Customer?

kek didnt think you'd actually ask
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>>74482582
I doubt she'll mug you but I can't see it being a very pleasant experience. It's not like there aren't 1,000+ more where you found her anyway
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my therapist said she watches netflix

i can't take her seriously now that i know she's a normaloid
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>>74482608
reddit
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>>74482566
>>74482592
And my flat (spracklen house)
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>>74482607
just because you're not strong enough to use them

>>74482604
hell of a lot of effort for a risky payoff
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>>74482603
no Theresa May is fighting for Britain?

Just like how she went to the Nissan plant soon after the referendum and told them they have to stay regardless of what deal we got in the negotiations.
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>>74482626
ooooo buuuurrrrrn
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>obese girl on tinder
>"i love the beach!"

isn't computing
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there's no such thing as ethical findom under capitalism
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>>74482612
No idea why normies pay for netflix when you can literally enter 'watch "whatever series"' into google and find it in HD.
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>>74482610
pmsl xx
>>74482611

KEK

blown this ladyboy OUT OF THE WATER

how will she ever recover
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>>74482635
Means shitty American beaches not superior aussie beach babe beaches
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>>74482647
inb4 torrent autists sperg out about streaming
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might knock myself out with valium
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>>74482647
this

Here's a good site too http://www.streamlord.com/
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wish algerinonce would stop sharing there broken english conversations
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just frying some pork and leek sausages for brekfast desu
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>>74482629
>told them they have to stay regardless of what deal we got in the negotiations.

they'll close the plant and move anyway

they can't force a foreign company to stay there
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Oh babe
I love the way you smile
Stay with me
Smile all the time, don't go
I love the way you slide
Stay with me
Slide all the time, don't go
I love the way you're mine
Stay with me
Hold me all of the time

Oh babe
I love it when you slide
Stay with me
Slide all the time, don't go
I love the way you smile
Stay with me
Smile all the time, don't go
I love the way you're mine
Stay with me
Hold me all of the time

Oh babe
I love it when you slide
Stay with me
I love the way you're mine
Don't go
I love it when you smile
Stay with me
I love the way you're mine
Don't go
You make it all so fine
You make it all so fine
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>>74482647
i subtly alluded to this kek
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>>74482647
I have a job and if I ever get caught I'll lose my job. Netflix is cheap and alleviates any worry whatsoever.
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>>74482671
pics x
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>>74482671
didn't you have 8 yesterday?
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toothache is fucking awful right now

have to wait nearly a month for surgery
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>>74482653
I mean even torrenting is fairly easy to do.

No idea why you'd pay for something so easily accessible otherwise.

Normies eh? what are they like
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>>74482626
Has NEVER been done on /int/ before

Doesn't have to be a big thread, just a known one with few posters. Like /balk/. You know what I'm going to do it right now.

See you all in two hours.
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>>74482503
>invented 'smiffy'

lmao fuck off
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it's only $8/month
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>>74482679
Lots of people have jobs and still do the ole 'watch X' into google trick.

I doubt anyone has lost a job over that phamo.
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lel
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>>74482649
post reply
>>74482679
is it really that bad over there?
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Morning lads :D
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>>74482715
dont get it
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>>74482717
I work in the tech industry. Wouldn't be for any other job, it's very lax here and I'm 99% certain I won't be found but 1% is enough worry cause it's a good job.
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>>74482725
means she's hot
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>>74482707
he was the character of smiffy you fucking retard
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>>74482717
she blocked me, altho im still her friend on fb

weird
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>>74482715
haha!
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>>74482710
the price isn't the problem, it's that they're showing lefty mindfuckery like that new bill nye show and "dear white people" and the like

not going to support it
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>tfw you discover a really good youtube channel that has loads of awesome content you're extremely interested in
nice
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>>74482750
link x
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>>74482750
post lad
better not be the 'neux
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Thaidormers is an underrated gimmick
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>the price isn't the problem, it's that they're showing lefty mindfuckery like that new bill nye show and "dear white people" and the like
>not going to support it
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dread to think what all those nights of smoking weed and drinking myself to retardation did to my brain power, I definitely feel less sharp lately and my short term memory is shit
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>>74482740
so he invented the nickname 'smithy/smiffy'? Neck yourself.
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>>74482736
alri then
>>74482741
>im still her friend on fb
aren't people you know going to see that you're friends with a transsexual Thai prostitute?
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>>74482766
No i have my friends hidden obv
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>the price isn't the problem, it's that they're showing lefty mindfuckery like that new bill nye show and "dear white people" and the like
>not going to support it
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>>74482774
oh, okay then
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>>74482759
>>74482756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGsaiLP9Qo
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would love 2 lads to make love to
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why am i not surprised that every shitposter that gets doxxed turns out to be a pitiful runtish scrote.
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>>74482761
what are you hoping to accomplish with this

your desired effect hinges upon people caring what you think in the first place which clearly nobody does
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>the price isn't the problem, it's that they're showing lefty mindfuckery like that new bill nye show and "dear white people" and the like
>not going to support it
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>>74482765
obviously not

he invented the character of smiffy, that's how he became famous, he did loads of shit in character with the england squad and that

are you legitimately autistic? do you also cry when people say Steve Coogan invented Alan Partridge because he didn't invent the names 'Alan' and 'Partridge'

fuck off out my sight you smelly little urchin
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>what are you hoping to accomplish with this
>your desired effect hinges upon people caring what you think in the first place which clearly nobody does
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need hat posters out of business
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Haven't eaten in 3 days now besides some fruit

Doubled my exercises. Weights, sit ups and squats, cardio

Started chewing bubble gum as it increases digestion

feel like shit lads
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>>74482838
order a pizza lad, you've earned it
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>need hat posters out of business
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>>74482838
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
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>>74482848
How the fuck did you get thailad's wedding photo?

Why did you shoop out her penis?
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>>74482838

Bet you'll relapse mate. Best order that Pizza
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what's for brekky then lads?

I've got 6 scrambled eggs on toast and a cup of black coffee

would murder for a cigarette though
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her name was lola
she was a showgirl
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>>74482838
That's not how you build muscle
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https://youtu.be/Gi0KNUjJujE?t=16m13s

SCREAMING
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>>74482681
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>>74482850
Nice use of caps lock to really emphasise your point
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got called a knobhead on the M60
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>>74482863
Bacon butty and a cup of tea, two sugars
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dont mess with me sunshine
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>>74482879

https://youtu.be/OES2L2Q05BU?t=22m35s
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got called a wee scrote in centra
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>>74482879
https://youtu.be/8WeUqpRTxtw#t=1327

He's a big guy
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*messes with you*
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>>74482879

>Fur Elise

That a new song that R Timmy has learned?
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>>74482897
well it didn't get through to you the first time

you're the mug who's trying to have a swimmer's body by summer yes? so you're starving yourself and doing some redundant exercises to achieve this

you aren't ingesting protein, your muscles will degenerate as they are broken down for energy

you have to eat you fucking clown, you just eat at a calorific deficit
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>>74482917
>asian guy
haha what
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is tim a big youtuber in his head
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>>74482941

skip to 16:13
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Do you reckon Tim's got a fat fucking hog between his legs?
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what makes saturday morning /brit/ the most comfy /brit/
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PIVOT

PIVOT
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>>74482917

>REVOLTING picture of this clown here
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tims new flat is fucking tiny
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>>74482973

You betcha
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>>74483007
so is your penis
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got called s squirrel shagger in Yorkshire dales
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>>74483024
my penis isn't new
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>>74482947
Yes I am him
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>>74483047
but it is tiny
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>>74483063
take my advice, you will get nowhere doing what you're doing you muppet

if you're fat and want to lose weight, do a ketosis diet rather than starve yourself
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I don't know if I can finish the last half of this /balk/ thread
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>how's it going
>what's up
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diane abbott is a fucking mess. dimwitted racist cunt needs to step down or corbz needs to man the fuck up and ditch her.
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>>74482838
lmao you absolute retard.....read the /fit/ sticky twice.
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stroopwafels
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off to saino's lads...want anything?
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screaming at this image
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>>74483091
whoever updated that pic fucked up the eyes
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>>74483091
no one ever talks to me
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>>74483091
>nm, u?
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what's a good movie to watch
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>>74483134
your mum on blacked.com
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>>74483134
tropic thunder
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>>74483134
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them
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>>74483134
dr strangelove
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>>74483134
Joyeux Noel it's about the christmas truce in WW1.
My favourite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gtyF93Pm2o
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>>74482947
>your muscles will degenerate as they are broken down for energy
meme
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>>74483134

10 Cloverfield Lane was bretty good.

Crank/Crank 2 if you're in the mood for a mindless action film.
>>
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>>74483134
dear white people
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>>74483134
threads
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>>74483171
*science
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>>74483190
meme
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>>74483190
ah yes
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/
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never had sex. ama
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watching cringe compilations
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>>74483227
What does sex feel like
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watching minge compilations
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>>74483234
story of your life
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>>74483240
salty bagged coins
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>>74483227
are you scared of it?
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>>74483180
she excretes thick logs of hot stinking steaming shit out of that anus every day
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that gorillaz live performance on colbert is awful
don't know why people go to concerts
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what does arse sex feel like
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>>74483266
of sex? i guess though its hard to know when ive never been faced with it
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She read but didn't reply lads
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>>74483282
malty milked coins
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>>74483139
rude
>>74483142
seen it like 5 times
>>74483144
saw 15 minutes of it and was bored
>>74483152
too old
>>74483159
might watch this
>>74483179
saw it
seen it
>>74483182
no i dont condone race baiting
>>74483186
not in the mood
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>>74483282
it can be great if you get bummed properly
usually great if youre doing the bumming x
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>>74483282
shit
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>>74483293
i mean do you feel anxious about the prospect of it?
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>>74483297
man bites dog
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>>74483305
i would but its not an active fear as ive never been and never will be close
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dreadful feel having sex with a qt and finding out she regrets it haha
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yank replying to 8 posts
oh dear
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>>74483297
Romper Stomper
PLEASE support the Australian movie industry
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>>74483273
Inherently studio versions are always going to be better because they're so refined but the are some bands that are phenomenal live: radiohead, flaming lips and sufjan come to mind
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>>74483282
as a receiver it feels like having an unending shit and peeing on a really full bladder all the time

which is funny because many "straights" have probably ever enjoyed a good shit and peeing on a full bladder with the urine pressing against their prostate
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Began eating only apples and drinking coffee lads. Been on it 2 weeks. Been lifting 5 days a week.
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This song brings me to proper tears. Just imagine being stuck in a trench in the cold conditions with your pals dead body lying strung out beside you with your toes slowly crumbling off - not being able to sleep because of the artillery. Living in fear that the next minute you'll get blown apart or if you're lucky you'll be made to go over the top where you get pelted by machine gun fire and get ensnared in the barbed wire, slowly bleeding to death -- left behind to then choke to death on the gas.

LEST WE FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6RO7Tp_grM
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B L A C K E D

(19 minutes 4 seconds in)
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>>74483331
are they ticket/traffic officers? the government here is basically just having them take photos of cars getting tickets all sneakily with an app then doing up the ticket later because of how much abuse they get wew
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also a cock will feel better than a finger in your bum, fingers hurt
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hmm
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Favourite Friends episode lads?
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>>74483421
really want to sharpie a willy on her head
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alright lads jokes over haha stop ironically gayposting haha
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>>74483331
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>>74483340
but even in the rare case where the performer is good their studio album is still better and cheaper
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>>74483428
I forget the name, but it's the one where one of the friends gets the wrong end of the stick and hijinks happen
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>>74483366

'orke
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>>74483457
Nice, I heard that on reddit too
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>>74483331
how'd you find this
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>>74483466
'asheed
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>>74483331
I would literally look exactly like him if I gained about 4 stone
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>>74483488
>60,000 views
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>>74483496
Alri Seth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA3LNeoBeiQ

Makes you think
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>>74483512
merely a drop in a bucket this day in age
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About to watch the Family Guy movies, which is your favourite one?
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haha look at this vid i just found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ax0XZGL2zw
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>>74483488
/r/youtubehaiku
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>>74483533
People on /brit/ post videos from accs with no subscribers and less than 100 views daily and you wonder how something with 60k views with a meme name that took place in Britain ends up here?

Fuck off
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NASA's Juno Mission to Jupiter
17 hrs ·
>That view though.
jesus christ i hate how unprofessional everyone's become
not only unprofessional but cringe level
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just did the walk of shame lads
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>Dad found a used condom in my rubbish
>Congratulated me and said he didn't know I had it in me
>Really just had a posh wank
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>>74483572
did he slurp out the cum?
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>>74483546
don't watch 99% of the stuff that gets posted here to be honest haha
>>74483542
ew
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>>74483171
Hmm what is human physiology. When there is no usable energy (stored glycogen or lipids) what the fuck do you think your cells are going to use when you're past the stage of ketosis? You dumb ass Paki.
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just bet £100 on some random game in the Australian footy league lads

think I have a problem
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>>74483591
who'd you back?

that's nothing. some of my mates literally bet on dog races in hong kong at like 3am
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>>74483585
FOY
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honestly cant wait for the shit storm tomorrow after le pen wins
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https://youtu.be/jbj9eFTnPJI

Choon
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>>74483632
but she won't
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got a bloody cold lads.
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>space missions
It's all CGI you fucking idiots. They get in a bunch of cgi programmers and say "make what we say and keep quiet otherwise you'll disappear"
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>Cambridge uni has its own portal with private accommodation for staff, cheaper and higher quality than typical

Didn't realise this until HR sent me the link, bretty good. Looks like I'll spend less of an extortionate part of my salary on rent.
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>>74483632

Le Pen winning is about as likely as Tim "Literally Who?" Farron getting a majority.

Trump and Brexit was always a 50/50 shot, this is not
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I put 5 grand on Le Pen to win if I lose I'm hanging myself
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exhausted my porn resources lads.

i either need some new sites or some new fetishes

any suggestions?
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>>74483632
Not happening you stupid cunt
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think i have a small cut on the inside of my foreskin
or it could be the bellend not sure
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>>74483673
yeah i know right haha xD
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>>74483707
Have fun with the 'cide lad
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>>74483707
day of the rope tomorrow
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>>74483718
>stupid cunt
alri angry lad
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>>74483707
Top kek I won almost £3,000 off Brexit and Trump and this time I placed my bet on Macron.
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>>74483717
How about the get a life fetish
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Had a dream i was looking for porn online and literally all I could find was BLACKED videos. Drove me insane in my dream
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>>74483747
tried it. wasn't for me.
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>>74483728
you're reading those predictions wrong
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlQOj7BcBM

mental how leftards want to celebrate and normalise this
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>>space missions
>It's all CGI you fucking idiots. They get in a bunch of cgi programmers and say "make what we say and keep quiet otherwise you'll disappear"
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>>74483728
Just because there were bad polls etc doesn't mean anything. In neither case was there a consistent 10 point lead for one party, in this there is. Go back to /pol/
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>>74483728

Hillary was polling 52-48, and she did actually win

Macron is polling 60-40

The US poll predictors just got massively cocky and they were ideologically inclined to overstate the chances of Hillary winning because they thought it damaged Trump. The polling itself though was always close enough that a swing was possible.
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>Top kek
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>>74483784
bernie can still win!
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just whipped up a VERY secret CGI video lads
won't spoil it but I wouldn't be surprised if you hear news that we've just colonised Mars soon
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>leftards
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>>74483673
i'm highly intelligent and i predict le pen will win
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>>74483673
>Trump and BREXIT was 50/50

Except they weren't. BREXIT was like 10:1 at the bookies Trump even better.
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>>74483656

>has its own portal

alri fuck off Harry potter
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>>74483612
my most rogue bet was on an U19 Israeli league playoff game

It was some team called Manly FC - bet came in but still
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i am heighly anteleigent an i fink et wal be lepen
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>>74483809
again, you're reading those things wrong

drumpf and brexit were always polling VERY close

this one isn't
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>>74483774
You're the one with a pea brain, you sheep plonker
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macron email scandal is front page on reddit
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>Le Pen will win
Ah yes, just like Wilders won this year, and UKIP won in 2015, and Hofer won in Austria in 2016.
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wasn't the final vote count for US election quite close to 50/50?
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bernardi is going to win here in 2019
just you watch
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>>74483834
You are reading them wrong if you think the bookies at 10:1 means it was 50/50. Also Trump was behind in the polls quite a lot.
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>>74483843
just like brexit and trump

oh wait
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>>74483809
But brexit was polling within the margin of error by the end. For example, if le pen was on 48 in the polls I'd agree with you. She's nowhere near though, so i don't
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i decided to watch ghost in the shell

don't think i can stay awake through all of it though
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Tories want to ban "unbreakable encryption"

Welcome to Brexit Britain.
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>>74483854
48.2% (hillary) to 46.1% (trump)
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gf is literally in a mood with me because I don't want to go with her to the spa to get mud and shit rubbed on our faces for her birthday
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Moving to France if Macron wins. Looks like Europe is the only place that's safe from alt-right poltard brainlets.
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>drumpf
>reddit spacing
Disregarded
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>>74483854
Hillary got more votes and lost
Sad victory for Trump
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>>74483728

SO GLORIOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mfxqrzZGIc
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is 12:00 too early to have lunch?
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>>74483834
>drumpf and brexit were always polling VERY close

No they weren't you retarded goatfucker. Trump was miles behind nationally and in the key battleground states going into polling day. Most models had him with <10% chance to win
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>>74483893
Alri /r/The_Donald
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>poltard
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>>74483893
watching this live was just phenomenal
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ah yes, discussing politics again, hmm, certainly to my liking
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>>74483874
tories are fucking morons about this stuff for some reason
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>>74483866
>Brexit
always going to win, polling in the UK hides shy Tories
>Trump
that one was surprising, but he only won because of how stupid the electoral college is and is now a self-described globalist who has forgotten his campaign promises so they might as well have elected Clinton
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>>74483877
why don't you wanna? fucking poofter
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>>74483905
Wrong
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>>74483911
reddit cuck nigger nigger shill bbc btfo
heh...
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>>74483866
notice something?
all perfidious anglos
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just called someone a cuck on the internet
need mum to get the camera
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just had a REALLY satisfying piss
did not realise pisses could be so relieving
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>>74483878
You live in Europe
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>>74483930
Right. Why are leftards so desperate to revise history?
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>>74483825
wew that's a pretty outlandish bet desu. good to hear the manly boys got you home hahaha
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>>74483922
um.. absolutely everyone here is completely sufficient in political experience to be discussing the topic sweetie xx
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hmmm ahh yes
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>>74483911

Have never posted on reddit, not once, piss off you reddit shite
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>when you post proveable facts and a communist Turkposter says you're wrong and then wanks himself off over how he won the argument
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Can't believe there are so many arsemad /pol/ twats here. Seriously deluded.
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dear /pol/dditors,
you have TWO boards now so fuck off
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>>74483893

>Israel 4 Trump
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>Why are leftards so desperate to revise history?
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love slags. love gimmicks. love shitposting. hate politics, just don't like em simple as
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>>74483961
not sure what I was thinking, shan't be doing it again

only got it at 1.20 as well, not even worth it
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>>74483977

WOW

KEKS BTFO


REDDIT
E
D
D
I
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SPACING
P
A
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HAHAH SHARIABLUE ROFLMAO
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>Can't believe there are so many arsemad /pol/ twats here. Seriously deluded.
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>>74483996
me too thanks
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>>74483924
>but he only won because of how stupid the electoral college is
how'd you like it if london dictated everything
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can't believe there are effeminate spergs who come to 4chan and then get offended at racism. mental if you think about it (which they don't)
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>>74483980
But we aren't talking about "chances to win" made by some lefty rag mate we're talking about differences in polling stats. Was brexit 60-40 remain going into it? No so shut your fucking mouth
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>Le Pen will win
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ummm explain this
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>>74484019

racism is against the rules lad. Best not see you saying any of that rubbish
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>>74483924

So how much did you win from betting on brexit?
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imagine being left wing in this day and age. the absolute state of you
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>>74484019
Nobody got offended by racism though, go straw man elsewhere prick
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>>74484050
How much are you betting on Le Pen winning?
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>>74484057
you do though sheed. Go take a bath you stinking mule
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Nate Silver had Hillary at 71% chance of winning
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>if you don't think le pen will win you're left wing
Absolute state of you plonkers
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>tfw you realise you have way too much to revise for your exam on Monday so you just do nothing

What *am* I like?
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>imagine being left wing in this day and age. the absolute state of you
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>>74484020
>lefty rag
>bookies

Fuck off. Polling numbers aren't odds and that guy cleary said the odds of BREXIT and Trump were 'always 50/50'. Literally no bookies, rags (left or right) thought that. Even Nige basically gave up on BREXIT.
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Le Pen will win! Kek wills it! I'm not a brainlet!
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>>74484076

I don't think she will so that would be a bit silly
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>>74484077
>Rorke is so arseblasted he lost the argument now we're into name calling
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imagine being right wing in the CURRENT YEAR. absolute state of you
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>he thinks the odds for trump and brexit were 50/50

shame we have this little thing called the internet
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>>74484102
nice dubs /pol/bro! :)
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>>74484078
and he was an outlier. Princeton had her at 99%, most other political betting models had her at 95%+. Nate Silver was ridiculed for giving Trump such a high probabiltiy of winning when Clinton was ahead on average by 5 points and leading in the main battleground states

really don't get why you're so desperate to convince yourself that Trump's victory wasn't the greatest upset in political history
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No one on /brit/ is actually seriously left wing and or communist. It's all trolling and contrarianism and also people playing the devil's advocate. Look at how right wing /brit/ used to be, it's demographics don't just change.
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>>74483898
not if your lunch is sopa de macaco
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>>74484125
wrong
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/brit/ is a normie general which means its apathetic to politics
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>>74484088
Don't care what someone else said mate, fuck off
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New 'un lads

>>74484135
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>>74484125
this but for racism and far right wing lads desu. /brit/ used to be left wing/centris
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>>74484124

Don't know why you're assuming I'm some other poster
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>>74484145
>Jump in halfway through an argument and say I'm start arguing a different point then tell me to fuck off

hmm
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>I want Macron to win so France can continue its descent into a third world shithole full of rubbery lipped wogs and north Africans

Genuinely don't understand this mentality unless you're a muzzie yourself
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>>74484178
>>74484178
>>74484178
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>>74483997
it's all about the thrill. try the doggies sometime, it's an absolute riot drunkenly cheering on dogs on the other side of the world at 3am
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>>74484140
He's right, it's dull contrarianism/sporadic "raids" from 16 year old virgins sitting in their discord servers from britfa.gs and /r/unitedkingdom
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