/brit/

succumbing to tea very shortly

If it was Brazilian cuisine you'd already have succumbed.

cumming to dinner

i wonder what the bears say to tim

got a psychiatrists appointment tomorrow

reckon i'll convince him to prescribe me amphetamines

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Love Tim

sopa?

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>gay lefty left handed special needs trans pakis who hate pints and football

>>74480579
how about nope-a

haha

>>74480536
a-at least Timmy has a life, and a job, and a gir-

Is it pizza de macaco?

>>74480587
um delicia nacional

my bf is homo and left handed haha
think his younger brother is "bi" or whatever, don't understand why he hasnt come out especially since his family is very okay with my bf

>>74480601
Tim 100% fucks his bears
No doubt in my mind, there has been Tim cum spattered across all their heads at some point

slept two hours

want to sleep more but not sure if i can

hate all gays. they should be binned! i, as an exemplary "Super-Gay", am obviously exempt

>>74480616
why does he always look so sweaty and worried?

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you get more yous by doing heteronormie posts

>>74480583
i used to be left-handed but became ambidextrous

look down on lefties who didn't desu

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>>74480616

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>>74480628
He's peeled open his third eyes and peered behind the curtain we call reality
You'd be worried too if you knew what he does

>>74480624
thanks for the giggle
>>74480629
my d i c c for that t h i c c

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6H0cjIN4gw


New one

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>>74480656
>he has a full suit, not just the hat

blue

is

red

>>74480664
what a horrid little piglet

BLACK

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why am i still posting her

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>>74480686
>>74480697
>>74480700

wtf where is the sopa de macaco? Eu quero sopa de macaco.
Sem sopa de macaco não dá não, pô.

huehueheueheuheuehuaheuaheuaehuaehauehaueh ub rrr br durr hueheu
we eat the sopa de macaco huehue

saw the 1984 movie today
NEED to put my willy in julia

>>74480629
i like chubby women but she's filthy

>>74480636
mostly same but i never quite got eating right-handed

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491310740108.webm

got a migraine

imagine if twin peaks never got cancelled

love migraines
HATE twin peaks

cant even imagine how bad tims bollocks would smell lads

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>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

How do you respond?

i've never seen twin peaks but i've heard it's alright

need a twin peaks gf

>>74480745


Shut up hue monkey I hate you

heard dave from y8 touched ur mums twin peaks last week

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ah yes women

Australian visa got approved

Hmmm......

>>74480849
Will unironically glass you at the airport if you even dare come here

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>>74480822

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incessant thunder claps

>>74480859


Would heem an aussie

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>>74480871
no thunder here

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cooper was best girl desu

>>74480861
for me, its audrey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHIftZVfrQ


Actually an excellent video

muay thai is the weirdest of the combat sports

gentrification is good because it kicks the povvos out

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me and the bf

thank you for being a frieeeeeend

what kind of medication do you think the kiwi is on?
Im guessing risperdone based on the timing of his posts>>74480895

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>SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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>>74480841
what a vile little porker
imagine being forced to share and extra tight latex suit with her and walking about together like that in the LA heat

Not seen many swifts in the garden this year, very sad

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Thinking about seeing my gp about my performance anxiety in bed. Worried what they'll think though

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Why is he so ugly?

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any updates on Tim?

>>74480920
he'll laugh about it with the qt receptionist the moment you walk out

gp here
hate sex anxiety clients

>>74480939
appointment at Oxford Health coming up soon

>>74480939
From the thumbnail that looked a bit like a vagina. But when I opening the pic to inspect it closer, it wasn't a vagina at all.

>>74480920

One prescription of being yourself twice a day should sort it mate

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>PPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

panicking about going to a party next weekend

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>ywn go hang about the shitty areas of town with your mates and get chased for taunting crackheads.

Miss it lads

Hi guys, weekends here again, hope you've all earnt a few quid!

>>74479906
are sharts just really expert trolls or what

love pints

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*clobbers a high school aged girl*
*smashes her head against the wall*

>>74481015
well at least you have your animes :) pmsl...

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>My whole life has been a waste – I've been a failure. I just want to escape. I'm really embarrassed with myself and my life. I want to be a missionary. I think I could do that while keeping my dignity without letting people know they chased me out of the country. I want to get this part of my life over as soon as possible.

annoying yank twat, FOY

>>74480988
female cyclists all have full bushes

>>74481047
why la?

you're a animal

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>PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

need a gf with a full bush

slept like 4 hours
want to sleep more but cant

need a low class gf

>>74481089
same

>>74481023


You know people on /pol/ aren't trolling when they go full muh heritage?

It's scary to watch

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did a thread

>>>/bant/130306

Thoughts?

want to die being suffocated by a lovely bum

Almost never sleep well when sharing the bed with the gf :S

1/8 British 1/2 Irish 1/4 german 1/6 scottish here

love pints

>>74481053
cause their fannies get really irritated by the bicycle seat if they don't

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3743239/Why-Olympic-cyclists-DON-T-wax-bikini-lines-Pubic-hair-protects-against-saddle-soreness.html

lmoo miley cyrus trying to be wholesome after years of twerking

pubic hair is disgusting, so much for intelligent design

listening to 3 6 mafia
'da summa' to be more precise

am i the only one who finds twerking to be a huge turnoff?

1/8 greek 7/8 romanian

love special needs

fully expecting le pen to win at this point

would be surprised if she didn't

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>*plert*

>>74481174
depends on the bum

>>74481174

nah lad. Plenty of people are bent nowadays

>>74481139
bit turned on

Today will be a good day

>"They put the Jewish interest above America’s interest, and it’s about goddamn time that the Jew in America realizes he’s an American first and a Jew second.”

President Nixon realised the dangers of international jewry. Yet if you said that today on 4chan you'd have screeching retards telling you to go back to /pol/ lol

>>74480701
oi

the net flow of energy in any closed system ultimately tends to entropy

>>74481219
go back to /pol/

>>74481186
source?

got any more soles??

>>74481246
not a fan

hmm yes leaks reveal that Macron is a corrupt, tax-avoiding establishment crook but lets focus on who leaked those emails rather than the contents!

Good old "impartial" media outlets

>>74481246
SIS deathsquad dispatched to your location

>>74481256
macron has done absolutely nothing wrong

yet another naked attempt by the rootless rorkes to influence an election

>>74481256
don't care

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>SSPRRROOORRROORRRRRROOOOOORRRTPPPHHT

>>74481272
>rootless

bit antisemitic

>>74481272
mustafa mohammad rasheed the III
>>74481274
petrol sniffer

got a cousin who's over 7 feet tall

he's extremely skinny and autistic

>>74481280
BIG

BOOTY

BITCHES

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>IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>74481272
this comment sounds like the dying wails of the EU

shant drink alcohol again

>>74481256

>Falling for Russian Psyops

alri Brainlet

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>>74481330

>>74481323
very very haram

The elite promote incompetence because it is impossible to tell the difference between incompetence & corruption unless you're on the inside

>>74481328
me every sunday morning haha

wish someone would nuke my city

>>74481365
melbourne? why has it turned into such a shithole full of foreigners?

>>74481365
brisBANE?

brisbane

brizbin

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DELICIA
E
L
I
C
I
A

>>74481365
Radelaide

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>SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPEHTPEHTPEHTpppppppppfffffffft

democracy is championed worldwide because there's nothing better than keeping people divided if you want to maintain power

the idea of people uniting behind a strong leader is terrifying to globalists and multinational corporate interests

reckon i could be a pretty good aussie

If I ran the world we would be living in a new golden age tbqh.

>>74481365
Yidney?

>>74481414
wrong

>>74481416
t. every impotent basement dweller ever

it would probably feel good if a girl farted on your dick while doing sex in the ass

some choon
https://youtu.be/6Htz-m7esw0

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You must watch this .gif or the Queen will die in her sleep tonight

have a bit of crush on him

Why is there a tory surge all of a sudden?

the national pineal gland is turning ever more calcified by the looks of things.

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>>74481414

>>74481438
it feels good when they fart when you're just having regular sex

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>BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

>>74481437
Yeah, but I'm the real deal.

wish i could be cucked but no gf ;_;

>>74481468
Corbyn is in talks with high-ranking members of the military. The revolution is coming

all these posts are giving me a flatulence fetish

>Manchester is full of 'fat women that turn men gay' says Russian newspaper

lmao

>>74481143

She also gender neutral. According to some headline I saw from googling her name

did and continue to do many good wanks to miley cyrus

>>74481219
>>74481256
>>74481350
Greater London

i can only cum to interracial porn

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>SSSSSSSPPRAWLRAAWLROOOORT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7277K5RYtw

>>74481506

bumming men is redpilled desu

>>74481505
>flag


you don't have one already?

jesuss christ what happened last night

>>74481498
good.

wee need some left to balance out the right.

>>74481455
looks like your average remain voter

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*fffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBLPLPLPLBPBLPLPBLPLP*

doing a fantasy about having sex with a cute japanese girl who's only had a few partners none of them white and getting turned on by her reacting to my slightly above average white penis because she's used to small asian ones

love bumming men simple as

another saturday night inside

do girls like hairy lads?

asking for a friend

>>74481533
source on these creepshots please m'sir

alri fricking fudgeballs

>>74481553
the conservative party is socially left wing and economically centrist you mong

>>74481577
only emotionally damaged ones

>>74481546
i'm not german i just live here

hello aquafresh

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>>74481579

>BBRRT BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRT BBBBBRAP PPPPPRLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwTE3hVxiAc

parker fight in an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU

post your most fapped to youtube video please lads

>>74481606
deano

>>74481596

o yea you're the ancap dane

>>74481609
Don't ever tell me what to do.

If I wanna sit in and drink super tennents in the day I will, no one's gonna fucking tell me jack

>>74481604
absolutely delicious rump

would love to pull her pants up and enjoy how her bum fills them out

love that moment in the party where everyone starts leaving and ur left with 1/4 of the people staying and its silent and calm

Wish the autistic yank would fuck off

bennies are still in Denmark

haitiANO

she's working at the pyramid tonight

cooking the ol' 'mbled 'ggs

>>74481617
not ancap

neoliberal

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>PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WStn22RQGCo

>>74481609
>maaaax

i feel like this video has become an all time /brit/ favourite

>>74481609
how many times do you think he accidentally see's hr naked

president toilet bog fart

>>74481609
Shhhh
https://youtu.be/9q-90-wfeUA

>>74481650
gentrified kowloon walled city doesn't jive with neoliberalism

don't have any friends

>>74481678
why not?

praise be to allah

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>PFFPLLLLLLURT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bkBng5IIQg

>>74481701
facts

>>74481694
the land use is too intense

>>74481667
>that thumbnail
>Russian title

nope

>>74481663
>>74481718

>>74481714
Nah

the money saved me

>>74481724
good call

just saw maddy mccann

hi

>>74481667
>being a nonce
manas wouldn't be proud of this

>>74481742
hi

on the charlie at 10am what am i like it

>>74481609
Why is she so fucking twitchy

Was she mugged as a kid or something?

>>74481738
mental if you think about it

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>BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRIT

>>74481609
She's deaf/mostly deaf right?

All I look forward to most days is eating.

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>>74480969

pizza's here

he give it to me everyday everyday everyday

>>74481791
gros porc

>>74481738
Fucked a blonde hooker with a portuguese accent who didn't want to talk about her past the other day fellas, reckon it was her?

>>74481796
answer the door

>>74481796
do aussies make good pizza?

>>74481807
maybe

>>74481803
I'm skinny af

do hobbits make good sport?

pints

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>////////BBBBBRRRRRRRRIT BBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEERRRRRRTTTTTTTT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iWj3qBth7I

Just had a breakfast roll at McDonalds and the bastards put cheese on it reeee

>>74481804
>she would be 13 now
'nce

what is wrong with the american people

need to take brekkie
cant be arsed with getting on my feet and walking to the 'chen

browsing /r/neoliberal

>>74481667
oi

>>74481861
are you still on the island?

god dammit i fucking love girls

hope to have one of my own some day

>>74481845
chem-trails
fluoride
corn derived products

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Thailad rate my porn

need a pint in my body ASAP

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ah yes, the chat logs of /r/socialism

why is every left winger on the internet a real life loser? is it because people who are winners tend to be more right wing?

>>74481867
si, yo soy

need to find a girl who wears chokers to have sex with

>>74481891
illegal in australia

calling the coppers on you

>>74481891
gay nonce

>>74481874
nonce

hate how they serve little sissy half pints here so they can charge more for a normal pint

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NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

>>74481894
>>74481894
>>74481894

>>74481924
Knew it

>>74481924
You're one to talk

>>74481891
>Watching porn in anything less then 720p

dropped

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>>74480861
tbdesu
then: donna > shelley > audrey
now: shelley > power gap > audrey > power gap > power gap > donna

>>74481931
No

>>74481924
smelly paki rapist bastard

>>74481898
>why is every left winger on the internet a real life loser?
its the same for right wingers also. nerds got nothing to do so they start talking about politics

watching inbetweeners 2

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

giving up on getting any more sleep

just going to go bed early tonight

>>74481954
good goy

free (You)s wtf I love /brit/ now

>>74481978
prime example making my post correct
a nonce expat who fled europe because life was too hard for him gets involved in politics on the internet

>>74481957
BUMDER!! xDD
*holds my fist up to you for a fistbump*

>>74481857
often read comments made by lefties on reddit 2bh, very good entertainment

>>74482003
>gets involved in politics
You mean by discussing it occasionally? It's like I'm literally Hitler

milf tanya makes love with teen staci

ladyboy wants to meet up and shes actually fit and has an amazing bod

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>often read comments made by lefties on reddit 2bh, very good entertainment

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NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

>>74481894 →
>>74481894 →
>>74481894 →

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>>74482056
Yesterday contraceptives were against your religion.

>>74482049
why are you making everything bigger than it seems? fuck off rorke nerd

>>74482056
post pic

>>74482077
because you're a retarded

>>74482010
yea can't have people enjoying things ay

>>74482107
t. rorke nerd

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>BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HclEXyQUSNw

>>74482076
Yesterday is just last week totomorrow

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>because you're a retarded

>>74482124
need to shove my face in there

>>74482130
you're twisting my melon, man.

full now

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebn1n5NFEJ0

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>>74481159
great taste that's my favorite song from mystic stylez, that or live by yo rep

>>74481365
brisbane needs the bomb

thairad!

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>>74482177

>Parking ticket for parking in a restricted bay at 17:45 on a Friday when at 18:00 you can park there the entire weekend

I know I was wrong but holy fuck the state of my luck

>>74482171
post the one with dylann roof

>>74482076
After morning pill is
>>74482093
I'll do you one better

https://streamable.com/zage7

>>74482193
laughed at this

>>74482171
me looking awkward

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>>74482203
but banging ladyboys is alri?

>>74482184
post a pic of a girl that looks like your gf please x

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>>74482193
>tfw I'm posting with actual criminals

me so horny

>>74482218
Not sure

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>>74482198

>>74482236
>>74482236

oh youre all so slow

Whens the Next Tune?