The gal pal edition
cum lol
This is the most hilarious thread I've ever seen
>>>/tv/82433545
the dream
my gf
>>74479325
Good thread. Hate that show so much
>>74479335
Is that moot after transitioning
>>74479311
>>74479358
no, its a very cute girl
>>74479358
Yes
>>74479376
With a peenor
>>74479376
yes, a very cute one indeed
>>74479395
who is this semen demon
>>74479403
(s)he created all the meems
>>74479403
We dont talk about him any more
>>74479358
Who?
who are you people talking about
>>74479411
>never forget.jpg
>who?
At least keep it consistent
havent been banned in a while
When is moot going to reproduce
I went to br*t
They look like rude assholes
Fucking subhuman tea drinking loose teeth wanks
>>74479430
Sorry you had to learn the hard way
>tfw saw moot once but was on my way to work
could've been love at first sight
>>74479444
It wasn't him
Is it truly possible to come to terms with dying alone or is it just about delusing yourself for as long as possible?
>>74479449
it was
I have enough moot pictures in my moot folder to know it was him
>>74479453
How else would you die?
>>74479464
in a blaze of glory
>>74479335
>choker
slut
>>74479453
You become one of those weirdo in their 50's permavirgin types.
anyone wanna play vermintide with me?
>>74479470
rude
>>74479474
How about something more accessable like tf2 or l4d2
Worst dreams are when you dream about waking up to your alarm and turning it off and then you actually wake up and freak out that you slept through it
>>74479335
Ah yes, the "I'm going to come out as gay when my popularity finally plummets" style.
l4D2 with /cum/ sounds fun
>>74479493
how about you stop being a poor fag and dish out some pocket change to buy it
>>74479507
I could rent a server for a few days
>>74479507
You all look like boomers irl
>>74479524
Im a skelly, actually
>>74479506
I'm calling it
So is this the 3D animefags want?
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>sleepy again
this is the best sleep desu, after breakfast weekend sleepy ^_^
>>74479511
Woorhommerr is gay lol
>>74479524
this here is skelly territory
>im thkell, acthually
*bones rattle*
fact: skeletons are the most powerful race in the world and underworld
>>74479587
*switches to crush weapon*
heh
Why did this thread get so damn spoopy all of a sudden?
>>74479534
yes
if taylor swift died of a drug overdose tomorrow, I'd be the 2nd least surprised person in the world (it would be shocking if this post was a correct prediction, but not the overdose itself)
but any other time I'd certainly be the least surprised
Id give taysway my penis
Nest year and she's done.
Ka-polooey.
>>74479299
Still waiting for the fappening l337 haxxor to release her nudes.
>>74479766
tr8r
me on the right
>>74479837
you made a poor decision somewhere down the line
>>74479885
at least im not a virgin anymore
can i kiss her?
>>74479936
Pedo-Turk?
drinking like a poorfag
downloading 243 MB of porn, AMA
think you're too good for my porn, huh?
>>74480093
>>74480177
Got 430mb loading rn pham
downloading 1tb of tasteful taytay pics
oh man I forgot how good summer break feels
>>74480293
its may, you ninny
>>74479936
corbis is not for sexual
>>74480306
I's be freeeeee
*inhales*
...
me at mcdonalds
>>74480355
*checks 'em*
wanna go to bed but the porns still downloading
>>74480368
>buying that
>wearing that
What did you mean buy this?
>>74480355
FUCK DRUMPF
How do I get a southern gf?
>>74480381
Only 3 mins left for me
>>74480312
can i sniff her dirty socks?
>>74480400
with a big mac and Rascal scooter
>>74480400
large african-american penis
>Skunk sprays outside
>smell it indoors with the windows close
gnight budinskis
lads i watched a docu about porn and now i can't watch 3D porn anymore, it depresses me
>>74480511
What happened in this documentary?
>ywn lick taytay's sweaty soles
Imagine if Twin Peeks was never cancelled and the show just completely fucking weird by the end of it
Either some nigger or spic scratched my cousins car yesterday. Most likely for parking in their space.
Fucking hate them so much.
>>74480546
quick rundown
>camwhore lives in an apartment in california with a bunch of other camwhores/pornstars
>gets paid a commission of $500 for every camwhore/pornstar she convinces to move there and sign with the agent she works for
>keeps talking about how it's all really empowering and how it's ok to be a sex object if you're the one who made yourself a sex object
>all the girls are just doing it for the money, mostly because they're too dumb or lazy to get a respectable job
>one girl is doing it because her family is extremely poor and she wants her siblings to have presents to open on christmas
>that girl starts out doing just girl/girl and solo
>starts doing boy/girl because it's better money even though it makes her uncomfortable
>gets a sugar daddy
>starts doing a ton of drugs every day
>gets fired by her agent because she's constantly zonked
>the recruiter girl, who at the start was all "female sisterhood", basically says "well it's too bad that now she's a junkie whore, but on the other hand it's less competition for me"
tl;dr women are fucked up and now i can only masturbate to anime
>>74480651
It was a false flag attack by the FBI to make you hate immigrants, don't give in to fear!
what do you learn from this image?
>>74480651
Maybe he shouldn't have parked in their space.
>>74480655
>Feminist sisterhood meme disproven for the 1,014,524th time
>>74480688
Nothing because I already knew half of /pol/ is self-hating minorities.
>>74480688
/pol/ is scum
nothing new
>>74480694
>>74480655
here is a link to the episode on netflix if you want to see for yourself
https://www.netflix.com/watch/80115908?trackId=14170289&tctx=0%2C2%2C69db50d3-564d-451d-9c00-05cb7ab2f9b2-9580533
>>74480693
It's public parking.
>when she keeps sending pictures of her cat and there's always her bare feet in the picture
missin the succ
>>74480688
Those cheekbones on that girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raOvVvXsnes
You can get a party started by the way your booty jiggle
>>74480737
>thumb for the trailer dindu man and white woman
>sweaty dindu guy in the trailer
Hmm...
Get Out is a great movie
GOTG2 is an OK movie
Go away
>>74480856
How about you go to bed loser
>>74480832
it is surprisingly anti-degenerate. i expected it to be a lot of pro-slut stuff, but it does a great job showing how unhappy these people are
A country for those of the pacific northwest
Currently so rustled that I have a minor headache
Can you guys post happy things
>>74480891
comfy far-norcal checking in
>>74480909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUVKuSJHco
>>74480909
I'm gonna eat some donuts and then jack off and do NOTHING besides that for 3 months
>>74480909
Have my doggo
stop bullying the german
>>74480909
How can I get an american friend?
>>74481065
open a bag of cheetos xD
>>74480909
anime is very happy!
>>74481065
don't stand so far away, we only bite burgers
>>74481086
so you want me to post some shit eh
haven't even made any posts similar to that in a while, why you keep pressuring me
here's her lil taiwanese foot with the cat
i know you'd succ as well bro, fucking know you would succ on dem toes
>>74481161
>haven't even made any posts similar to that in a while
>>74480749
not even 30 minutes, hans
fuck off
>>74481214
umm excuse me but that was just a lil teaser and didn't even get any (YOU)S
recommend a doujin to someone who loves /ss/ but hates incest
>>74480688
i know the guy in between the girl and the fat mexican guy
>>74481239
a bullet to the head you fuccen degenerate
>>74481253
i often feel like I have to take advantage of the abundance of free porn and cheap pleasure available everywhere to make up for thousands of years of pre-internet pre-NEET age human history
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oNDqsjLe9M
Popular Slut Club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwMtR5972FU
gook
Let's get some kino up in this bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94-tCIoxb9I
>>74481787
anon it's too late at night for this i'm getting spoped
>>74481787
Why am I watching this at 3 in the morning?
you cumsluts got my hopes up when you told me the footkraut died
>>74482036
Funny looking thermometer.
>>74482044
>>74482106
hey I was telling you about my sister who went to germany as a high school trip, she got 200 euros stolen from her. she left her backpack somewhere and when she came back 200 euros was missing from it
who wants to be my friend?
>>74482223
Why do you need friends anyway?
>>74482283
because I'm so lonely
>>74482301
what kinda stuff do you like
>>74482312
kissing with tongues
>>74482343
that's p gay ngl
>>74482137
that's what you get for leaving your backpack in public places
should have went to taiwan instead
>>74482343
Acting like a faggot won't get you friends
>cum
Lol that's hilarious
You really went all out there
>>74482688
New to this board, mate?
>>74482700
No m8
you didn't replied to me yesterday anon
did i do something wrong?
Please tell me so i can change my ways.
bump
*blocks your path*
>>74484971
sorry lad, no brits allowed here
didn't manage to score tonight
hi boys :3
hola fellow North Americans, sure is hot in the Sonhora desert today, ayy carrumba!
better drink a corona and maybe hop the border real quick to san diego and have a bath in one of those luxury pools those gringos have eh?
salu2
>>74485358
hello mehico
ur flag looks different
>>74486269
thats actually the Irish flag
just learned a new term today, new york minute
apparently the time between the traffic light going green and the driver behind you sounding the horn in New York, so extremely short.
heh
After months of working out, I can finally flex my tity muscles 'n stuff and just overall feel stronger, but I still look fat as hell because I like pasta and beer too much.
>>74486459
bear mode is manliest though
>>74486459
More cardio. Lifting alone doesn't get rid of the fat. And yes cutting beer and soda from your diet helps a ton.
I have to work 3 to 11 tonight, but lately I've been having lots of trouble staying awake past 10 o'clock. How do I keep myself awake?
hey lads, how do I start an email destined to a student office in english?
>>74487511
"to whom it may concern" or "hello"
To whom it may concern:
I don't quite like the ironic gayness that is constantly posted on /cum/. Either go full homo or not at all.
With love,
Anonymous~
she never said that
are you sure?
*calls you a nigger*
calling people the N-word should honestly be illegal. what good does it do for our society to allow this?
free speech
>>74488669
nigger
>>74479335
>gf
BF../ dyke
*calls you a nice person*
*stands up*
ooooooooooo caaaaaaanaaaadaaaaaaaa
>>74488669
>>74488707
your mom
Brick shit just tore my anoos
>tfw 4'9" and build like a brick shithouse
>>74488669
Niggers say it the most. Do what you're implying is that we need to make niggers illegal.
I'm on board.
shut the fuck up you dumb nigger
dying to suck a fat nigger cock
I killed a CIA nigger with my car
you don't get to bring friends
you stupid nugger
Only niggers and whiny liberals don't respect free speech
>only
lol no
>Only niggers and whiny liberals don't respect free speech
*ignores you*
Only a white man in the skin of a black man would make everyone white
going to make breakfast soon
*asks for attention*
going to wake up lads, see ya lads
>>74487669
thank you very much
>>74487733
kek.
There is no such thing as hate speech or hate crimes.
It's a beautiful day outside.
*sucks in fresh air through nostrils*
I was planning on doing laundry before work today, but the machines in my building are broken.
Hooray.
>>74490246
t. white male
hallo /cum/mies
what are you doing today!?
>>74490441
when you can't clearly define what hate speech/crime is, and when you don't apply it to all races, then it should never be applied
>Sw*d*n
Literally the worst country on Earth.
this omelet is gonna be yuge
>>74491186
post pics onegai shimasu~
test
>>74491377
>>74491377
why are canadians so barbaric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ECasoBis0
the new XXXpeopletwitter subreddit dedicated to making fun of white people xD
just like blackpeopletwitter and whitepeopletwitter
ON THIS EPISODE OF MEALPOST BALL Z!
Provided that I am really rich, what is the best place to buy a HOUSE in the New York City that meets the following criteria:
-proximity to Manhattan
-white neighborhood
-good view of the city as well as nature
-probaly alone on a hill with no other nearby or at least immediately next to other houses
???
Is there even such a thing?
What is there to do in Quebec?
>insult any nationality on /int/
>nothing happens
>call a japanese poster(perhaps a proxy) Zainichi
>banned
Is the mod a Korean?
>>74491655
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
>he doesn't have his flag as a desktop background
Pathetic.
currently on the toilet with a case of THUNDEROUS diarrhea buds
>>74491205
got a bit mangled when I flipped it
Hi
>>74492100
nice burger
/cum/ is dead
Please take care of yourself anonymous.
You only have one body, and I don't want to see anything happen to you. You're my friend!
dead is GOOD stupid
>>74492199
faggot
>>74492260
*continues eating nothing but grease and sugar*
>>74492299
Maybe, but at least I'm not ROOD.
>>74491815
Probably not. One time I asked a Jap to apologize for Nanking and my comment got deleted.
>>74492107
why did you put potatoes in your omelette senpai
>>74480688
that /pol/ is whiter than I thought it would be
>>74492461
I was inspired by the Spaniards. it's quite good actually
gachigasm
>>74480655
>one girl is doing it because her family is extremely poor and she wants her siblings to have presents to open on christmas
wtf I can't masturbate to porn now
>>74480688
>coastal cucks aren't white
tell me more
>>74491655
>DLX Hamburger
it's about time
Who would win in a war texas or california
considering joining a softball team next year
>>74492611
had it once before, wasn't that great tee bee ecchi
also ugly fat nurses again except this time they're also kinda incompetent
>>74491825
tiny orange
>>74492918
big ball
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
https://youtu.be/71F2iWb57o8
>>74491825
*crushes your hard boiled eggs and makes the eggshells get stuck in the whites*
>>74492985
what did you learn from this image
>>74493064
I'm pretty far left, not the insufferable kind but yeah I've realized a lot of /pol/ (like the group who hung out on the shia stream) are a lot better than most far lefts
most people on the far left are total fucks
>>74493064
>a photo?... ok
>>74493654
how are you supposed to wash it
it'll just short circuit if you throw it in water and simply trying to clean it with a cloth will leave it all grimy
>>74493291
I wonder who could be behind this...
We are becoming less religious than the European Union.
>>74491825
Good morning hun
>>74493841
the internet was a mistake
>>74493841
there is no hope
only degeneracy and evolution
5% of the population generate 50% of healthcare expenses
>>74493884
hallo thurston
>>74493884
Wtf that's not the picture I posted.
hospital-chan, marry me
i really like little white girls /cum/, what should i do about it?
>>74493988
Hospital Canadian is mine. Back off!?!?
>>74493892
>>74493919
Mussolini was an atheist so it's OK.
>>74493988
>>74494055
madmen
@74494053
seek help
unless you are muslim, just be yourself
>>74494211
what kind of sick fuck like caramel
>>74494055
*grabs you by the throat* she's mine fuck face
>>74494208
and you? you're coming with me
>>74494288
t. nonwhite
>Mr. JobGuy,
>Thank you for your response. Tuesday at 2pm works best for me. My phone number is >###-###-####.
>Looking forward to our conversation,
>Me
Is this too short/condescending sounding to reply for a email about a phone interview?
>>74494338
I'm not white and like caramel
>>74494131
even when he was in power, the overwhelming majority of the Italian proletariat was still VERY religious though, which is a huge difference compared to the current state of things
>>74494304
>she
checkmate, racists: el paso is the safest major city in the US and is only 14% white
>>74494342
no it's fine
>>74494304
>she
im a male (male)
Caraposter are you there?
I watch people travelling on tv because i know i never will
>>74494437
What are you going to do today?
we all know canadian posters are girls
gonna fail all my classes lol
>>74494491
recommend you delete that image
>฿ crossed ₹100k
wew
>everybody in my city is suddenly a sports fan who hates the NHL
playoff fever is worse than I imagined
why are hispanics allowed to call themselves white
>>74494539
im watching the wolverine right now
then im gonna go shower
then whatever i want, probably should do some studying though
How do I cheat on my taxes?
>>74494668
open small business, take cash only, under-report income
>>74494668
Say your paying major part of the pay as rent. Ask mum for receipt
>>74494668
just lie and say you are performing a job for which you receive no compensation :^)
>>74494668
just reported you to the CIRS
>>74494668
start a business and write everything off as a business expense
can't believe it is merely 12:40
>>74494345
I reLEte to derpina so le much
care to explain this bebi posters?
ok ill stop
>>74494856
>>74494856
FAKE NEWS
DELET
>>74493841
what the hell
did 9/11 make everyone atheists
>>74494856
animated pornography!
>>74494908
Internet became popular
>>74494856
There's over 80 pages worth of porn of her.
>>74494925
its not animated
bebi
>>74494951
*it's
do NOT sexualize bebi
do not indulge in sins of the flesh
gonna make a new one
dont
>>74495019
new
>>74494668
Step 1: visit India
Step 2: open a religious organisation
Step 3: claim you're a rebirth of some ancient sage (any religion)
Step4: ask for donations from your million followers
???
Infinite money and no taxes
>>74495024
>>74495029
>>74495024
>>74495029
GOOD EDITIONS
O
O
D
>>74479708
She doesnt take nudes
>>74481161
Post more feet
>>74491961
How long did this take