>you wake up in northern mexico What do?

Get cucked by a donkey

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enjoy the show

>>74478767
>white norteños will defend this
>>74478784
It seems they really are white

>>74478756
>Northern Mexico
I live in Texas m8, the classy northern Mexico. California is the "3rd world Mexico"

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>>74478756
Fuck hot latinas, steal them moneys and fly back europe.

>>74479088
>T*xans actually believe this

>>74478756
Kill myself

>>74479095
And we are the savage ones

Makes you think

>>74478756
Fly back to the south as soon as possible

have a bit of a look around, stay a while if it's nice

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>>74479153
Finns are Finns.
German would probably sell ass to get away while enjoying it

>>74478756
Get kiddnaped, raped and beheaded by cartels, of course.

>>74478756
Try to leave this shithole as fast as possible.

>>74478756
>always that you were banter by northerners post this shit
Kek

>>74479336
>we wuz white n shiet
>banter

puto slavo trozo de mierda

>>74479350
Isn't Monterrey the Whitest city in Mexico?

>>74479383
No

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>>74478756
Holy fuck, THIS is a Mexican city? Looks like a city of art, culture, and science.

>>74479448
this is Florence, Italy

>>74479448
He puts a whatever shithole to bant,it looks like greece or a shitty med country

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>>74479476
Oh, I didn't know that! Thanks!

>>74479059
why did they get rid of all the grass and trees

>>74478756
Go back to Mexico City because it's the only civilization that exists in Mexico

I laugh my ass off, then i return to mexico City, a place with actual roads, theaters, schools, culture and hatred for narcos

I've been to Mexico and liked it

>>74479882
<3

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>>74478756
Build a wall for American and then pay for it

>>74479898
It was southern Mexico though. People didn't know Scotland until I said escocia though

>>74478756
Go South.

>>74479166
>>74479800
>>74479810
>>74479984
Only good choice

>>74479969
Its funny because if the wall even gets built i would be constructed and funded by americans

Kek

die by narcos or get chased out by neo-nazis

>northern mexico is the whitest part of Mexico
>lots of narcos, crime, poverty etc. whilst Mexico City is the wealthiest

racists BTFO

>>74480650
True they (the north) are home to a vast majority of the drug cartels in mexico

>>74478756
Cross border to freedomland with the help of my superior German passport and ESTA application

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>>74478756
>>74479059

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>>74479059
>>74478756
Ah yes, that classic Northern Mexican architecture...

Jump the border before the wall gets built

>>74479383
I met a huge group of people from Monterrey and they were all so white I didn't realize they were Hispanic at first.

>>74478756
take a train (if they're a thing in Mexico) to hueland and enjoy a certain delicia

>>74478756
Go back to my selva.

>>74479448
It looks like a city of art, culture and science because it's not a mexican city.

It's Florence

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>>74478756
Gather up conquistador sons and blood comrades to annex it to Spain.