/brit/

>macacos posting.

FUCK REDDIT AND FUCK DRUMPF

jf power hour

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perro caca

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>>74478508
Where's the maple syrup eh?

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emily

>>74478532

she should get her knockers off the fucking table

bit rude.

>WTF FAKE NEWS I'M TOTALLY NOT A CROOK

Macron will still win, but it'll be funnier now

yanks and desert yanks are constantly bringing up rick and morty

i never would have heard of it were it not for them

>>74478532
imagine eating beans out of her waiting cleavage like a tit-bowl

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*doesn't move*

>>74478554
yeah totally man *notices your Rick and Morty briefs*

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*AT ALL*

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thoughts?

>>74478565
But they do move, all the time.

Especially when dickheads stand there trying to make them laugh or whatever, they march up and bark at people like the braindead squaddies they actually are

>>74478589
theyre allowed to point their bayonets at someone for being a prat i believe
obstructing the queens guards or somethng

I cleaned my glasses of all today's smudges, and I'm surprised by how drastically my mood's been improved. Having dirty glasses is the equivalent of having a pebble in your shoe as a toddler..

>>74478589
love watching videos of it on youtube
you can tell theyve been sitting there stewing for hours until one tourist runt pushed them one step too far

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>>74478586
how can white women fail so hard at something as simple as moving their arse

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IMPORTANT

i'm looking for a new place to live here, got two options
#1 is a nice apartment with 2 bedroom everything included, even gym access and a pool, for $500 USD

#2 is a house somewhere that I have never seen before, apparently its nice though the owner only speaks Vietnamese so its hard to talk to her. I know it has AC and Wifi furniture but idk anything else, also I'd probably need to clean it myself which is a big job for a whole house. its $350 a month though
I'd still need a gym membership too, though I might need one anyways with the apartment if the gym there is shit.

which do you boys think is best?

>>74478626
not going to help a nonce
you really need to either get a trip so i can filter you or fuck off

>>74478607
>>74478595
Why do you think older characters clean them with a handkerchief in moments of stress in t shows or films?

It's not that they suddenly got dirty, it's a therapeutic exercise to calm and recofus their minds. Like meditation but not as faggy.

>>74478623
this level of degeneracy is not familiar to us

>>74478626
Ask the Asia thread, why the fuck would we care?

>>74478639
>us

m'lady

if I was gay, I'd probably be an excellent cocksucker
>>74478639
as we can see from the webm it clearly is, you're just terrible at it

>>74478601
They're serving soldiers on guard duty, thy're allowed to do whatever to protect the grounds and people inside as long as they can justify it at a disciplinary hearing after they stab some yank who was being a bellend

>latino monkey talking about degeneracy

excellent

>tfw I try really hard to pretend I'm not salty but I obviously am

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>>74478687
>unironically uses that word
excellent

ball suck
poo suck
willy suck
boob suck

I like having some macaco for my breakfast

didn't come to 4chan for a full week to focus on finals and now there seems to be a new meme

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rate the scran

>>74478626
genuinely dont give a shit. you've not fucked up about moving to vietnam for the last 3 months, and you havent even sorted where you actually are going to live. fuck off

>>74478702
el haitiANO gentlemen

Starting to accept that I won't find a gf til my 30s

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>>74478708

wanking my dog

>>74478708
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>74478730
dogwanker

sitting with poor posture aka the virgin posture

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uma delícia.

>>74478737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm8atsylTcY

slitting my cats throat

B L U E
L
U
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S U R G E
U
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>>74478508
>ketchup
What kind of autism is this? I mean brown sauce, fine, but ketchup?

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really enjoying this meme

has anyone ever seen a good latin american post in the history of /brit/

circumcising my little brother

business idea: elope with the gf's dad

i dont like him and he doesnt like me but it would be funny as

I like vulvae.

>>74478785
why dont u like each other??

>>74478808
hes a stupid gay

not actually slitting my cats throat

>>74478820
heem him to show dominance

dont even have a dog

>>74478778
I don't often lurk /brit/ but as for /int/ as a whole I think the spics are decidedly above average posters.

>>74478709
I have a place to live right now, but I'm looking for something better

vietnonce you're just as bad the immis in toronto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfmHI2lvuHY

>>74478884
Just shows what a great city Toronto is. In other parts of the world you might see pushing and shoving over a piece of bread. In Toronto it's over a new house with 4 bathrooms. Are houses overpriced? Did you look at what construction workers make? It's not chump change. No wage slavery here.

>>74478884
looks like Toronto alright
imagine the smell

posters i dont rate:
>yanks
>canadians
>south americans
>asians
>irish
>continental europeans
>africans
>caribbean

>>74478884
too much racism in those comments, good thing it's unlisted.

>>74478691
this is me but most people suspect I might be dangerous

>>74478913
this is a good post.

>vietnamese opinions
WIPEY WIPEY

>>74478945
no wipe here
only bum washers

>>74478913
approve of this

brit wannabes being temperamental again

Imagine the sort of sadcase who would fly half way around the globe to a foreign country to then spend his days browsing the 'chan

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>>74478884
This is why I'm moving to Peterborough. A lot of older people are leaving the city and really driving up prices in the smaller towns fast. If only there was more jobs outside of them more white people would leave.

Toronto will be 22% white by 2020.

>>74478565

Nice virgo stance lmao

imagine calling 4chan "the chan/chon" because you're so embarrassed with yourself

>>74478999
Stephen Harper looks so physically identical to my cousin that I honestly think they must be related

gfs getting chinese literally on my command
out you go poppet heres $25 and dont forget the chips!
hahahahahahahahahaaa feels good
*reclines in my posting chair*
time to have a tap at the chon and await the return of my beloved!

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So hungover now i have to go to work

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Toronto is a multi-racial city with a marshmallow centre (or two). The suburbs surrounding Toronto have a greater percentage of visible minorities, while large patches of Toronto’s core have been gentrified are inhabited by whites.

Note that some areas of Toronto are whiter than the national average, over 90% white.

The map lacks detailed street names, so I tried to superimpose a Google Map of Toronto on to the “white segregation/enclaves” map.

https://restructure.w o r d p r e s s .com/2010/09/27/racial-segregation-in-toronto/

>>74479040
she'll come back next mdinight with reeking of foreign cum
just letting you know she'll be fine

just spat in some runts chinese food haha

>>74479070
autism
you lot really are the most insecure runts on this site

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So workedover now i have to go drink

>>74479040

she's cheating on you

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>>74479070
It has to be more than this now.

>>74479087
Define 'autism' and 'insecure' because I don't see how my post has anything to do with either.

>>74479096
KEK

>>74479070
"ok"

*looks for the share button on the site*
>Share with your friends on Twitter

>>74478508
This actually makes me want to eat a good English breakfast. And I just ate an entire box of spaghetti with vodka sauce.

imagine looking up maps and wordpress blogs to validate some idea no one cares about
the state of the leaf

mmmm looking forward to slurpy noodles and chewy rice and bts of chken and pork and beef and vegetables yummmmmy broccoli yesss and cauliflower and beansssss stringy beanssssss yes and a BIG bit of fish

>>74479101
i keep tabs on her dont worry i track her phone whnever shes out of my sight, if the course deviates slightly from chinkies and back then ill be out there with a weapon or 2
joking of course but i HIGHLY doubt someone so pathetic and weak willed would ever sum up the courage to defy me

>>74479126
haunting image

>>74479129
when are you visiting christchurch love

>>74479106
"excuse me sir but even though you thought my city is not white, this half-acre with my house is 75% white (including wife's son) much higher than the national average"

>>74479126
I'm not trying to validate any idea what the fuck are you on about? The idea that Toronto is full of immigrants and these people are bitching about it being a segregated city?

imagine drinking hahah

being hungover is honestly one of the worst drug comedowns ever but people just take it in their stride

>>74479138
actually is on the books cos gfs got family there, dunno when though
its an eck of a trek though init, crossing the strait and that

You know what you're right, there aren't actually immigrants in Toronto and it's mere insecurity on my part to disagree.

SOPA

>>74479129
good posting keep it up, colins gone mad

>>74479165
DE MACACO

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>>74479165

calling the kiwi authorities on this kidnapper>>74479129

>>74479141
sorry mano I'd read the entirety of your post but I just don't care

>>74479148
the ferry's only a few hours, bit scenic too if the weather's not shite

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2010/03/10/visible_minority_will_mean_white_by_2031.html

>The city and its suburbs are expected to surpass the 50 per cent visible minority mark in 2017. By 2031, almost 63 per cent of the region's population will be from a visible minority community, says the study released Tuesday.

Nope, I'm just imagining it.

>>74479194
no one said you're imagining it, it's just laughable that you think anyone cares

the fact that toronto is shit has been discussed on this site for yonks

>>74479211
took the words out of my post

>>74479186
the ferry from australia to new zealand?

ahhhhh SHE RETURNS

>>74479186
good to know
do love me a bitta nature so looking very forward to the south island

>>74479194
shut it you liquid crystal dunce

>>74479211
I care.

getting on the ferry to California, should be a quick nice afternoon ride

>>74479225
north to south island

driving to new york for brunch then disneyland in the afternoon

I'm dumping money in Ethereum and small strategically located pieces of land.

is there a /brit irc or chat>?

swimming to nz

The kiwis itt talk strangely similar to the Irish

interesting thread

>>>/bant/125683

>>74479346
looks like the board is actually working

>>74479147
>being hungover is honestly one of the worst drug comedowns ever
you've obviously never tried mdma

should I go for my weekend run today or tomorrow?
answers on a postcard please

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>tfw nearly every girl here has no tits or ass

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>>74478508

>>74479385
viet girls get big titties

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>tfw too poor for butter

>>74479387

how the hell do you burn an egg like that

seriously, if shit goes south just start whisking it in the pan and make a scramble

>>74479387
you're hopeless. to burn egg like that you must be retarded

pee pee poo poo

>>74479387
use some butter or non stick spray

>>74479398
some of them do
there's a girl at my work who is fit as fuck imo but she told me people make fun of her because shes "fat"
she's not fat at all, just most girls starve themselves to look like twigs
nice chebs though

>>74479387
that's disgusting. Do you start your day with such a breakfast every day?

*donates your live body to science*

infrequent reminder that true communism has never been tried.

>>74479450
alri aisha

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like this turning /bant/ communist gimmick
much more entertaining than turning /brit/ communist

how i met your mother? more like how i met that girl that i came in and u popped out haha

came up with a formula for perfect communism for real life but some fat men in top hats smoking cigars beat me up with their money sacks and stole it

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>ywn fuck this fat assed bimbo from London

>>74479480
only proof that /bant/ is literal (objective) reddit

>>74479426
sned me a titcow viet wife please

trump wants to make american healthcare styled like australia's system

really hope that happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89JR2h1bIbw

quite a fan of these

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>>74479525
i'm not actually a communist i just the aesthetic and (you)s

>>74479543
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-06/trump-does-not-think-us-should-copy-australias-health-system/8502512

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>>74479503

>ywn get her black-out drunk just so you can tongue-fuck her asshole, finger it just for the feeling on your finger of her tight butthole puckering closed on your finger before you slowly put your dick in her asshole while she drunkenly says no, but you tell her its ok

communism is the application of aesthetics to politics

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>putting your face anywhere near any asshole

>>74479575
*throws a horseshoe at your head*

>>74479561
oh

>>74478508
That's lunch, not breakfast. And it's a pretty heavy lunch too, poor liver.

"Of course the Australians have better healthcare than we do --everybody does."

will be saving this trump quote for future discussions

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>>74479575

wrong

>it's midday in vietnam
sort yourself out mate

Just occurred to me tat I need to watch Luke Cage

>>74479575
>things that make no fucking sense

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>>74479586

>you will never vigorous rub your face up and down, and side to side, on the ass cheeks and asscrack of a round-assed slut while pressing the sides of her butt upward toward your face

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>>74478556
>imagine eating beans out of her waiting cleavage like a tit-bowl
fuck you Charlie I can't get it out of my head now

>>74479561

> "Of course the Australians have better healthcare than we do --everybody does. ObamaCare is dead! But our healthcare will soon be great."

fascinating how he never elaborates on how to achieve a certain result, i guess that's why he loves twitter so much, he can just blame it on the character limit lol

>>74479628
this is my relax time
was busy all morning and going out to dinner at around 5
I'm getting coffee now anyways

>>74479636
>Czechian replying to a Vietnamese in a British general on a Japanese-American imageboard

Weird

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Looks like a cock innit

>>74479637

he never elaborates on anything

that's the point. MSM goes bananas, whilst he secretly does have plans but just doesn't want people to know them

>>74479654
She's not aging well. The botox can't keep up

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>>74479657

> whilst he secretly does have plans but just doesn't want people to know them

>>74479664
white people age terribly

>>74479654
yeah, it does

>>74479652
>Czechian replying to a Vietnamese in a British general on a Japanese-American imageboard
well this is literally /int/ernational so isn't that kinda the point?

have a feeling i'm being silently pushed out of a friendship group with this group of girls lads haha

backup dancer

>>74479675

would you tell someone of your master plan before actually enacting it?

>>74479709
i think thats a big part of being a politician

>>74479707
hmm

>>74479691
fuck off slobadan

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>>74479707
Fucked that right up

Need to get out of bed but can't be arsed

think the gak is preventing me from having a decent sleep

>>74479707
thinking very hard rn

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>>74479707

blew that up for ya lad.

>>74479724
red

>>74479724
forwarded to all my /brit/ friends

>>74479724
Red pill obviously

Memorise the lottery numbers for the week after your 10th birthday and get your mum to buy a ticket.

Now you're a millionaire and a savant who can predict the future

>>74479736
thanks

>>74479290
i model my online speech patterns on various characters from pirates of the caribbean and blackadder
that is an astonishingly autistic thing to write out

>>74479724
Anyone who would trade 40 years of life for $10,000,000 is an idiot plus if I had all my knowledge and became 10 again I'd wait a few years and buy a few million bitcoin for cheap and become rich as sin

>>74479724
red

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>>74479724
>my parents face when in 2001 their all of a sudden very articulate boy is frantically trying to convince them to remortgage their home to buy Apple and Amazon shares

dumb lot you

if i could go back and be 10 maybe i would have a chance of getting a highschool gf

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me

>>74479724
Even if it was 10 billion I'd choose red.

>>74479764
This is the upside to my lottery plan. You have a load of free capital right there to use.

>>74479766
I suspect putting our adult minds in our child's bodies, surrounded by all the girls we liked in school and never had a shot with, might create a lot of 10 year old rapists

>>74479724
red ofc

I pickled the figs myself

>>74479724
Bluepill
28 years closer to death

>>74479796
'ning

>>74479796
I'll pickle your figs if you're not careful you paddy bastard

>>74479784
I just want to pull the fire alarm and get suspended from school for a few days

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If you become 10 years old again but with all of your knowledge up to now, and you kiss a girl at school, are you a nonce?

>>74479802
holy shit you're 32?

>>74479724
blue
cba making a whole bunch of bets and investments

>>74479813
>yank maths

>>74479812
Yes, but unless the judge knows you're a time traveller nobody will ever be able to prove it

>>74479813
think you might be illiterate mate

>>74479813
why

>>74479815
Holy shit are you going nowhere in life lmao

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some interesting data here

>>74479821
>my millionaire son who earned his fortune in the lottery and investments of surgical precision is not a time traveller!

If you took the red pill and went back to being 10, what year would it be?

Could you stop 9/11?

>>74479743
>mum doesn't listen
What now?

going back to being 10 with all your now knowledge would be mental
imagine having all these horrible adult thoughts when your body isnt equipped for it and being a pubic brain in a prepubic body
i think youd just go insane or have an aneurysm

>>74479839
yeah lmao! rofl!!! XD

jog on yank

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>>74479821

>>74479851
Still plenty of time to get a job and invest in other things when you're a teenager

>>74479850
It'd be 2009

>>74479851
>mum doesn't listen
My mum bought lottery tickets anyway, I just get her to let me pick the numbers.

>>74479850
Turned 10 in November 2001

So nah

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>>74479865

>>74479850
nah it'd be 2003. probably would just listen to xfm desu

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Really enjoy the coffee shop culture here
Back home it's such shit

>>74479865
>17 year old

fuck off

>>74479851
Nick a quid from her handbag and go ask a local teenager to buy you a ticket

>>74479883
what city are you in

drinking coffee even though I don't really like it that much and am only doing so cause I forgot to get teabags yday

>>74479888
>lottery used to only be a quid

I'd buy sooooooo many Freddos

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>>74479865

>>74479850
2006
i could invest in nintendo and become a trillionaire off wiis
or so i think
dunno how investment works

>>74479884
hmm
what did he mean by this

lads, anyone play OSRS?

>>74479850
2006, i could stop obama

>>74479893
Thủ Dầu Một, like a suburb of Saigon

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>BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>74479921
saigon is nice

nice french architechture and shit, went to the hotel where the yank generals stayed

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morning /gaygen/

test

couldn't go back to 2003. couldnt stand going 11 years without rick and muthafrickn morty lads *burps*

>>74479904
My plan is lottery all the way. The week after my 10th birthday was a super rollover where someone won 20mil, so by geting thatone my family would have 10mil straight off the bat.

Then kill time until in 2011 there's the biggest ever euromillions win, which I could buy a ticket for the week before and steal it from those scottish twats. 165mil or something

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>>74479945
>black

Imagine the stench

>>74479850

2008

want to make a potentially lulzy 'whats his endgame?' thread on /tv/ but am afraid I'll get banned cause the mods there are legitimately unstable

>>74479883
i spent literally thousands of hours pissing around in tim hortons as a teenager. are you saying my culture is shit? well you know what fuck you buddy.

>>74479948
Lots of French stuff where I am, mostly because there are lots of Catholics and a huge cathedral

>>74479971
just do it m8. live on the edge

>go back in time
>start posting on 4chan the day it's created
>post all my favourite gimmicks so i can say i invented them in 2003

>>74479974
Coffee time > Jim Hobart's

>>74479971
do it on /bant/, it's full of /tv/ users

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what was her fucking problem?

hanging ur leg out the covers deliberately cause ur at the point in life where u couldny care less in a monster dragged u away

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>do it on /bant/

watching the nanny

Gotta get home before the rain picks up
Going to be shit going out latter

>>74479956
Not to mention all the gambling wins you could get just by vague recollections of who won what competitions

>every world cup winner
>every big boxing match
>the list goes on

I'm not even a sports fan but little savant me couldve make my dad shite loads of money if this fantasy was real

imagine where we'd be gimmick wise if we went back to the inception of 4chan and gave them gimmicks that took 14 years to create lads

it'd be like giving nuclear physics and robotics to the ancient romans

bit of cheeky banter with the lads haha wahey

dad, i want you to put $60,000 on horse 5 in race 7 at the hong kong track

>go back in time with a list of winning lottery numbers for every week since 2006
>win every single one
>throw all the money into the sea

>>74480033
Or say, betting on Leicester at 5000/1

Or Liverpool to win the Champions League which was like 300/1 in 2005

>>74480019
More effort went into the old memes you mong. A gimmick and a meme are inherently different things

>go back in time
>dont do anything differently

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That's it, I'll show you.

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oh lord

>>74480019
>trying to post big guy 4 u threads
>2003 4chan spamming how hard you fail
>your superior comedy is completely lost on those troglodytes

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the left is already blaming the macron leak on russia

it's a joke at this point

>>74480067
>go back in time
>fix all your mistakes
>make different mistakes and end up in basically the same situation

>>74480069
DESPERATELY want to put my willy in ariel winters bum

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dropped mda for the first time lads, one of the better drug experiences ive had desu x

>>74480057
actually cringing at the fact you're trying to start an argument over a topic of literally travelling back in time to post on 4chan.

actually sort your life out ay

>>74480069
what an ugly child
christ

>go back in time
>warn 4chan about captcha
>get called a troll and permabanned

>>74480069
>them teddies
>mongoloid chinky

Such stark contrasts

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>>74480079
>being a heterosexual

>>74480076
>the left
>macron

He's a neoliberal shill

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>>74480072
>thread replies with fail and efg
>you cry not because they shun you but because they cannot grasp it yet

>>74480094
what's there to warn us about

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/04/24/the-radical-centrism-of-emmanuel-macron/

>>74480069
That's an entirely inappropriate dress

>>74480068
Thanks bro

>all the mindlets here who's biggest ideas for time travel is utter mong shite like the lottery or betting on football

>go back in time, not like reversing age but like doctor who
>put on a ski mask
>beat the shit out of younger you so they dont turn out gay

>>74480126
If time travel is real then MI5 will know about it in the past. So drawing attention to yourself is a bad idea

>>74480069
ariel winter is such a disgusting little pig without her massive udders

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74480103

>>74480126
you'd just try and get some action in high school so you wouldn't have to move to SEA to get girls

>>74480085
your reddit memes aren't funny and ruined 4chan ay

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>>>/tv/82438965

>go back in time to august 11th 2001
>prophesy a calamitous disaster in one months time
>finish this post with a funny punchline

>>74480148
I'd have stayed home if all I cared about was girls, much more thicc there

>>74480126
>I don't like fun

It'd be insanely hard for a 10 year old to influence grown adults about financial decisions. I'd also short sell the dollar before 2007 crash and sterling before brexit

>>74480151
yeah haha efg was so epic hahahaha or what about mudkip? that was a truly epic meme. milhouse? woops he's not a meme at all waheyy

please keep trying to argue about a completely stupid hypothetical you absolute runt. i suppose it's better than your meanderings about toronto.

>>74480146
I don't get the obsession with her at all. It's fucking crazy to me.

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all out of rum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P5OK7c9xiM

>>74480194
It's because she's young and gets her massive tits out on the regs

Not exactly rocket science

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convince that the "england is a rainy dreary shithole" gimmick is merely a ruse meant to scare JFs away from the motherland because it clearly isn't true

>>74480187
>all leafs are the same person
I'm literally the leaf that used to spam the map of greater Toronto that showed the percentage of Europeans living there

And yeah those memes were bloody funny because I was a kid at the time

>>74480219
JFs?

>>74480221
I don't understand this post. I am in fact the leaf who posted that image earlier in the thread and I have not seen it posted here before.

>>74480236
Jolly Faggots

i'm the pipe smoking leaf and proud of it

>>74480211
lol gUys this shOw iS so RANDUM xD its JUST like meee~~~

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>>74480241
newfag

>feel really good from not drinking in a while
>REALLY want a drink
bit of a dilemmahaha

>>74480218
If tit size and youth are your only metric I guess I get it but there are hundreds of celebrity chicks that are way more appealing.

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>If tit size and youth are your only metric I guess I get it but there are hundreds of celebrity chicks that are way more appealing.

>>74480280
The old alcoholic's fork in the road

the major appeal ariel winter has to me is that she seems easy and thus attainable
at least ive fooled myself into thinking that

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>ever turning the TV on for anything other than Japanese gameshows to play in the background

>>74480276
Oh I've seen those ones. But not the ones I posted from the article bitching about 'segregation'.

I'm a bit confused, sorry. And now that I have no rum I will leave soon.

>>74480325
this post screams reddit, when you piss off, do us a favour and dont come back

hate cocaine it's no fun

>>74480319
Fair enough. I've jerked it to Maisie Williams on that basis more than a few times.

>>74480343
No

love special needs

pints

love maisie, unsanitarily and graphically

can't stand leafs

need to do a wee but normie foreners in the kitchen

if I could go back in time I'd stop Oasis from breaking up

can't stand

recently realized what poz my neghole means and i'm a bit disgusted

>>74480378
brilliant post

love willies

gilded queer juncture

love willies in bums
especially willies in my bum

wish more people were homos
wish more people were left handed

i am left handed

i am a homo

i too am left handed

monkey soup?

>>74480536

Twice last night and twice this morning. Wew, gf is a nympho