/brit/

bummed a cat

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so THIS is the power of the alt-right

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VFLdIGNUKuw


This song makes me cry

our government denies anime nonces entry to this country if they manage to catch them with their criminal materials at the border

>>74476707
What's this? Canada doing something right?

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gay penis buttfarts

>>74476696
>standing on a dumpster
hmmmmmm that's appropriate

made my synapses fire

>>74476707
wtf i love Trudeau and shit now

*does a post with a union jack*

*does a post with a tiny union jack*

*goes to bed*

*does a post with debts from the union jack*

>>74476196
good post
competing businesses generally do a better job of providing a service than the government

*bums a cat*

*privatizes the NHS*

just circumcised the cat

*corrects the yank's spelling*
*privatises

don't think cats have foreskin

>>74476819
Not in the case of the Royal Mail

16 year old gf breaking up with me to get back with her 16 year old bf after telling me she loves and wants to marry me and hates him weeks prior

thoughts on this?

Do you reuse your teabags, even once?

gfs getting back with me after dating some 27 year old haha crazy

>>74474918 (Cross-thread)
i said salient yesterday

>>74474934 (Cross-thread)
loads actually
bit of a cunning linguist if youll pardon the pun

>>74476863
nonce
>>74476865
not once

>>74476880
parasitical post

>>74476891
counter-benuount reply

>>74476885
forbidden fruits taste the swee-

*door gets kicked in by police*

>>74476661
>march of """"""science"""""""
as an actual mathematician this shit drives my up the wall 2bh lads.

just ate a whole tin of almonds and now i feel like i'm going to throw up

>>74476891
>>74476906
>>74476908
SNAP

I find myself reusing a tea bag if I only used it for a cup

>>74476909
what do you study?

>>74476915
>>74476918
>>74476919
snap

>>74476906
>counter-benuount

literally WHAT

>>74476922
>>74476931
SNAP

>>74476931
heh...

>>74476696
why do they cover their faces though?

kneeling next to the toilet now

>kiwi thinks I give a fuck about his paltry and limited vocabulary

I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it The society in which I live disgusts me; advertising sickens me; computers make me puke. My entire work as a computer expert consists of adding to the data, the cross-referencing, the criteria of rational decision-making. It has no meaning. To tell the truth it is even negative up to a point; a useless encumbering of the neurons. This world has need of many things, bar more information.

>>74476909
>as a
>>>reddit/

>>74476919
mainly affine differential geometry. i'm also interested in the methods developed by gromov for partial differential relations and furthermore applications of dynamical systems in geometry.

doing a vomit lads haha

>>74476965
will be deleting this reminder

>>74476943
Pics

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>>74476909
March of Science!(tm)

>>74476909
Mathematicians aren't scientists.

>>74476993
>>74476991
>>74476995
snap

>>74476995
was about to say this

fuck off kraut

>>74476965
it's like 5am in bongland

dunkirk trailer reminded me i still haven't seen interstellar
reviews were just so mixed

>>74476971
do you have blue eyes?

>>74476971
>geometry
*yawns loudly in your face*
*notices you are visibly hurt by this*
oh, sorry mate. go on, what about dynamical systems again?

>>74477004
?

>>74476993
>Watson & Crick

I think you mean Watson and Crick and Franklin mate. Give credit where credit is due

>>74477030
alri franklin

anon can you please go take out the garbage

>>74477023
amazing post

>>74477044
I'll do it tomorooooOOOOWWW

>>74476681
cat bummer

>>74477022
no
>>74477023
geometric flows are nice. cellular network dynamics is also nice.

>>74477044
>garbage
FOY

>>74477064
garboes'll be here at 7 in the morning though

>lorry
>trousers
>film

disgusting

>>74477106
>>film
whats your problem

>>74477081
>no
this reaffirms my prejudices

imagine NOT having a licence

bet girls would love that... NOT!

>>74477125
it's movie or flick

>>74477147
its definitely not a flick

I reckon when a girl is having a black cock up the arse it looks like she's doing a big poo

>>74477147
or kino :)

>>74477145
License for what?

>>74477168
can't say

>>74477167
what's that?

t.melb

>>74477162
>it's definitely not a fl-

haha, amazing! *puts earphones in*

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>t.melb

consider that most great scientists were brown haired and eyed europeans
just consider it

>>74477189
*yanks your earphones out*
it's not a flick.

yanks? not a fan
aussies? yeah a fan
me? biggest fan
nothing rhymes with biggest did you know

>>74477181
B-but I gotta impress the honeys!

Why aussie hates abbos so much

need a poo but don't want to get up

need to get up but don't want to poo

need a poo but itll slip out if i get up

>>74477233
squeeze out a lump of steaming sticky syrup right where you are

>>74477218
>aussies? yeah a fan
bit gay

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>the kiwi from England is here

really with niggeryank would fuck off

>>74477266
alri phone boy

love how sydrunts always hang shit on us for being the lefty capital while their city is basically run by gooks and lebos

I thought Australia was supposed to be a country of hyper chads. What are they all doing here on a Friday night?

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>the american from america is here

>>74477266
*wish

hate abbos

>>74477281
its 2pm yank

this monkey soup meme is going to get old fast

>>74477281
its saturday morning you total goon

business idea: canadians

having had a glance at the time ive realised its actually late saturday afternoon
golly what a lummox ive been today then

wonder woman looks shite

>>74477302
Who would buy it?

>>74477302
terrible idea

This monkey soup is from Angola it's amazing that they have internet there, not the soup itself

>>74477328
me x

Here's an IRL gimmick for you lads to try out:

Try whistling by breathing IN

Bet none of you can do something as simple as 'twinkle twinkle little star'

>>74477328
leftist yanks

>>74477341
used to only be able to whistle in
can't anymore

>>74477343
Fuck no

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>>74477339
good to know hun xx

>>74477343
fuck yes

watching Dune(1984)

it's a bit over-the-top 2bh

>>74477349
Try it lad, I believe in you x

>>74477355
OH FUCK


JANNY


SOMEONE


HELP

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>Franklin

>>74477341
cant even whistle by breathing out
just did twinkle star breathing in by adjusting the shape of my mouth

Watching WW1 troops launch a charge from a trench

It's a bit over-the-top

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gimmick idea: whistle with your bum

ew

i want canadian GIRLS

>>74477375
my mate can whistle through his teeth while smiling

>>74477368
It's watchable 2bh. It's cool how they're faithful to the books and portray Baron Harkonnen as a sadistic pederast

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>Led Zeppelin--Misty Mountain Hop

>>74477341
this is my brothers favourite gimmick
hes really good at it

business update: am doing a poo having relocated to the bog

>>74477383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IglUmgYGxLM

dislike the beatles

off to the pub

on my way home now from dublin

>>74477355
Fat lol

>>74477444
Pics

>>74477444
Top of the mairning to you too.

boggles the mind that I'm made of roughly the same organic macromolecules as dudes who participated in the carnage of WWI. Almost seems like I should have more in common with a worm

bit cold out

>>74477463
nonce

>>74477475
ur mum

its crazy how much that coldplay chainsmokers song sounds the same as their last hit
how can they get away with this

why do british people consider pebbles next to the ocean a beach?

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think i just heard a bad accident on the interstate

a series of loud bangs and then a really loud BOOM short after

>>74477500
Cuz that's where the waves hit?

>>74477500
sand is just really small pebbles

>>74477500
>muh beach
>party maaaaaaaate
>u call that a beach?
>HA! yanks and poms thinking 90 C is hot

fuck off

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@74477529

>>74477500
why don't you go to their thread and ask them

>>74477539
IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME FUCKING PERSON

>>74477538
>posting that ugly cunt

@74477555
bit mean

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afraid that the current cultural swing towards conservatism will lead to an even more extreme swing back towards "progressivism" in the near future

a brit on another imageboard made a self circumcision and is going to ask him mom for a blowjob

>>74477538
fuck off

>>74477572
there isn't a swing towards conservatism you just don't leave your hugbox

>>74477577
pics

>>74477577
KC tier post

>>74477586
i actively avoid hugboxes of any form

why do you think i'm here

>>74477577
pics or fake

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spent 2 hours on /ck/ lads

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>>74477529

>>74477605
did you learn how to cook lmao

>>74477547

a common misconception

>>74477588
>>74477602
he posted pics i just didn't save it
he also posted pics of his mom's arse

>>74477610
'ck 'ff 'nk

>>74477572
It's the literal opposite way round. This is the swing back to conservatism due to the idiotic push of 'progressive' mass migration

>>74477602
I saw the thread, didn't save it because that's 4chan tier

>>74477611
I am Turtlemong
I am Phimosislad
I am the same

>>74477628
yes but eventually(inevitably) things will swing back to the left

politics in general has become to divisive that this can only end badly

If Aaaaaadolf hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway

just done a poo
and your thoughts?

I am the black wizards
I am them

literally 30 minutes until i become a wizard

*burp*
haha morty

does anyone have the cheeky bath copypasta

>>74477661
You're a few months older than me but I've had my flaccid dick inside a vagina before (I was nervous so I couldn't get it up) so technically I'm not a virgin.

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>>74477661
>>74477694
remember tim byrne? this is him now. feel old yet?

>>74477546
underrated

>>74477642
True but I doubt it will swing back harder

>>74477688
yeah

should i go request a whore's service to just lose it yes or no

>>74477616
wow, where the fuck this happend?

>>74477710
reminder to fix your posture or else

>>74477724
leaf's got it

rick and morty is unironically good

>>74477724
krautchan /int/

he posts about willies nearly every day there

>>74477742
>krautchan
This explain a lot

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le pen will win

the EU will fall apart by 2020

excited that the current cultural swing towards conservatism will lead to an even more extreme swing back towards "progressivism" in the near future

imagine white women literally offering blowjobs to anyone with a latino last name

>actually falling for Brazilian tier bait

baka senpai dam cuz

>>74477539
how would this save my life

>>74477718
Depend where you live

what bait

>>74477777

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Gave an audible PHWOAR when this one came up

The only bait here are your hopes and dreams faggot

>>74477778
It's all going into the toilet. the whole thing.
knew some girl who was a 9/10 at my old job and hardcore conservative christian. just married a fucking super beaner, not even much european iberian genetics, just straight up huge mouth circle headed central american beaner.

it was fun while it lasted but it really does seem the universe favors the bad guys in the movies, like the actual moustache twirlers. great place this "reality"

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what was going through her brain?

wonder if it's always been like this
what was the punk scene of 200, 300, 500 years ago?

>>74477819
still prefer the one on the right

Watched Mezzo forte and then about half way through realized I'd already seen it.

Skipped through all the lewd parts.

i'm leaving and expect brits to arrive soon

anon could you please go empty the dishwasher

>>74477819
I have a feeling you're of mediocre looks, but don't heart girls (swipe right?) unless they look like this and inevitably don't match with anyone. Is being alone worth affirming your narcissism?

>>74476696

me with bad posture on the left

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>It's all going into the toilet. the whole thing.
>knew some girl who was a 9/10 at my old job and hardcore conservative christian. just married a fucking super beaner, not even much european iberian genetics, just straight up huge mouth circle headed central american beaner.
>it was fun while it lasted but it really does seem the universe favors the bad guys in the movies, like the actual moustache twirlers. great place this "reality"

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>>74477830
howling and shedding tears of joy

>>74477842
thunderous black megacock

>>74477827
>the only soup here are your cousin monkeys and aunt monkeys

>>74477852
Kite>Mezzo forte. Still good though.

>>74477850
she looks like gollum in a wig dude

house negro was supposed to be washing the china, but i just faintly heard the cracking of ceramic

>>74477842
Sitting on my face with a thunderous BRAAAAAAAAAPP

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Canada will have a sizeable Nazbol movement by the time Justin Trudeau is done his second term you mark my words.

At first I just treated NazBol as a meme but now I'm starting to unironically become more sympathetic to Strasserism

How the fuck do people "fail" job interviews? Do positions for desk jobs really care how charismatic you are? Anything short of being aggressively weird or creepy should be ignored.

>>74477897
*flips open notepad*
*jots down some things, occasionally saying them aloud*
patient... delusional state... candidate... sterilisation...
*closes notepad*

>>74477879
I've seen Kite but only have a residual memory of it that makes me inclined to agree.

Still the lewd parts are too graphic.

>>74477927
*jerks head to look over your right shoulder with mad eyes"
Just what are you writing there, mate?

>>74477897
*screenshots*
*Saves in "retarded leaf posts" folder*

Just watched Batman Begins
Enjoyed it desu

Going to sleep lads, have a nice day all of you

>>74477939
Kite also has a nice soundtrack, you should rewatch it.

>>74477922
>two people going for job
>similar qualifications
>one candidate is friendly and likeable
>one candidate is an awkward sperg

wonder who's gonna get chosen?????????

>>74477955
just watched it? Do you not sleep? Or are you a synth I hear the UK is having problems with?

>>74477955
for you

there is something to want such as children, a loyal woman, and financial freedom

why are these things so distant?

>>74477922

Annoying when interviewers decide to throw a 'quirky' question in to fuck you over desu. That and interviewers expecting me to come out with giant moments that changed my life are a pisstake

>>74477999
>whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
>*record scratch*
>you didnt watch "popular film" when it first came out?
>hold the phone....
>dude....,

fuck off

>>74477999
I had a nap in the late afternoon x

>>74478034
american education is a failure

>>74478035
next time try dronking some coffee before
you'll wake up buzzed

>>74478034
smfh

>>74478047
I'll dronk you if you don't shut your piehole

>>74477717
can you post the cheeky bath copypasta

>>74478034
Read the post again desu. Not was he under a rock sleeping, but literally with the time difference if he had just finished it, he would have been up all night. Please use your context clues and comprehensive thinking next time.
>*elbows* you are making us look bad in front of the stiffs.

>>74477862
I swipe yes to at least 50% of girls, not sure where you're coming from here mate x

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>>74478070
Just got home from my £24k pa job as a consultant at a semi-decent recruitment firm in the city. Pulled up to my part-share 3 bedroom Barratt house in my Volkswagen golf gti. About to put my feet up and watch Netflix with the girlfriend on my wall mounted plasma Tele whilst eating a ready meal from Waitrose, after that i might do a cheeky watch of the footie whilst she's away running a bath.

I wonder if arsenal will infact beat man u? After all i did put a cheeky lay bet on at work with the lads. Speaking of the lads, i wonder if we'll go for drinks down at 'revs this week? Last time it was banterous with "Pitcher" Pete from sales slapping that waitresses arse and getting kicked out of the club, haha, we ended up in the kebaby chatting shit about looney politicians, haha.

I'll just check my bank account on my iWatch to see if i can finance this weeks "shenanigans", ah! of course, i'm overdrawn, best ask the gf again see if she can transfer at least £800 from her beauty therapy pay packet. I'll make up for it by doing a facebook post with a pic of me and her saying how much i am grateful to have her, If not i could always put a claim in at the ole bank of mum and dad, haha.

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Me and the lads

>>74478103
ta darling xxx

>>74478106
your gimmick sucks nigger fuck off gay bich daddy

>>74478106
all white

>>74478118
There's 2 non-whites there

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Roast Chicken w/ Yorkshire Pudding

>>74478106
whats japanese carl sagan doing there?

stupid pathetic children itt

yorkshire pooding haha

>>74478177
shut up

how do lads without foreskin have a wank?

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT I CAN SAY?
THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY

tempted to become an otter bodied adonis

would take like 3 months.

hmm

only batman movies worth watching are the val kilmer and george clooney ones

just don't reply to it

>>74478194
we skill have flexible skin for the most part

contrary to popular belief we don't need lube to wank

>>74478214
pics

cant tell if it's the same american everytime or not

business idea: get reddit flags

>>74478192
fuck off runt

i compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
oooh

I demand sex.

>>74478236
*rapes your bumhole*

>>74478235
dont care

>>74478214
Imagine being under the age of 30 and being circumcised
Your parents must've hated you lad

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Why did they get rid of him? What's wrong with Australia?

>>74478248
better than having phimosis

sleeping pattern: 9am-4pm

I enjoy daytime brit as well, albeit weekends are insufferable because of normies

>>74478249
he'd just get caught doing dumb shit desu

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>i'm not cut

>>74478262
you can stretch your foreskin and fix phimosis in a month. you cannot fix the loss of sensitivity and dryness after getting snipped though

>>74478249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0N4SQ4R5K4
fuck sake just want him back ;_;

>>74478277

uncut dicks are objectively unattractive

especially to yank females

>>74478273
i hope you die a horrible agonising death and go to hell x

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really engorged my visual balls

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>Oh yes, I'm quite proud my parents chose to mutilate my tiny little baby cock

>>74478295
grow up

>>74478288
*pulls foreskin back*
there. looks almost exactly the same as a cut cock

I'm cut and have never needed lube to wank.

when was the last time you lads saw an uncircumcised willy in porn?

oh that's right haha never

>>74478307
All the time in porn from countries outside of kikeland

>>74478297
why do you have this saved phimo nonce?

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>been trying to get to bed for 2 hours
>still awake
>exam Monday

>>74478298
no really, i'm an atheist but people like you make me want to believe hell is real

>>74478307
They're very common these days
Even with American men
t. Conieusser

>>74478314
what time is your exam
morning or afternoon?

Blacks frequently engage in power games with complete strangers. That's why they play their music loudly on buses and trains. They know or hope they are upsetting you.

An example from my country recently you may have seen posted on /pol/ was a milk bar where the gook owner put up a "no black teens because they always steal" sign.
There's footage from inside the store where one of the black teens stands over the man and says
>go on, hit me.
>see this? this is mine now.

I can tell you I grew up with white kids that would shoplift and none of them would have ever done that.

need a gf with a circumcised fanny

Star Wars apps on sale for Mother's Day lads

you ARE buying a gift for your mother, aren't you?

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>>74478330
Morning

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>Blacks frequently engage in power games with complete strangers. That's why they play their music loudly on buses and trains. They know or hope they are upsetting you.
>An example from my country recently you may have seen posted on /pol/ was a milk bar where the gook owner put up a "no black teens because they always steal" sign.
>There's footage from inside the store where one of the black teens stands over the man and says
>>go on, hit me.
>>see this? this is mine now.
>I can tell you I grew up with white kids that would shoplift and none of them would have ever done that.

>>74478347
oi that's awesome, people were totally asking and care

alright, now that star wars day and cinco de mayo are over, are there any other cultural observances i have to be aware of or can i get on with my life already?

>>74478347
since when the fuck do yanks call it a milk bar?

>>74478347
b-but I thought race is only skin deep

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wish i was dead

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> was gonna go to the manga store today but the train lines are down and i couldn't be arsed to catch the rail bus

fucking gay shit

>>74478354
just keep revising till you need to sleep, get a 10 hour sleep wake up at like 4pm/5pm and continue revising till the morning la'

the adrenaline should keep you pumped through the night and morning.

>>74478288
>arguing the OBJECTIVE attractiveness of a dick
>implying a jew'd dick is better than a natural dick
alarmingly gay
>especially yank females
they don't care as long as you're black or hispanic

star wars is reddit: the movie
canada is reddit: the country
rick and morty is reddit: the show

>tripcunt and spic enter the thread
shall be shooting off then

no no no not a fan of reddit one bit

>>74478389
>reddit: the country
Nah, Iceland is

no-one wants you here anyways

i am reddit: the poster

>>74478389
reddit: the post

>>74478389
then 4chan is reddit: the website

*smiles at you politely as we pass each other*

afternoon

>>74478405
reddit: the reply

>>74478405
>t. reddit: the human

>POO IN LOO
>SHART IN MART
>É UMA DELICIA

is this the holy trinity of memes?

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>>>74478399
it really is Canada
>>74478404
/brit/ is a reddit general

>>74478425
>>74478418
>>74478414
>>74478408
>>74478405
>>74478404
>>74478399
>>74478395
>>74478389
literally all reddit: the reddit

>>74478389
Australia is reddit the country, nothing but giganormie dorks

>>74478446
giganormies dont use reddit you dumb cunt

>>74478436
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>74478445
all me

haha these posts are so funny
*surreptitiously logs on to reddit*

>moves to other side of the world to another SEA runt nation to try and be big fish in a small pond
>still posts on here

huffing and puffing

yeah, right, bye, too many JFs.

>>74478446
'nce

*quasinomatously logs on to reddit*

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>>74478437

>google trend since 2004 on Peurto Rico

hahahaha,

>>74478464
hahaha sprung!

*stealthily opens reddit app on phone*

ashamed of the porn i searched for when i was drunk last night lads

*heggybotomously stretches my foreskin*

>>74478452
of course they do, its one of the biggest sites on the internet right now.
the average mong mass-produced cut and paste "nerd" who loves reddit shit

Why are Yankstralians so obsessed with Rick and Morty

>>74478468
I'd bet you're more unwelcome here than we are
>>74478474
how do I give this comment gold?
>>74478480
what the hell was happening in 2004? and why are the irish googling us

>>74478508

new

>>74478508

>turtlemong literally has a turtleneck foreskin

>get hacked
>WTF FAKE NEWS I'M TOTALLY NOT A CROOK

Macron will still win, but it'll be funnier now

>reddit: the country trying to claim WE'RE obsessed with reddit: the show

not so fast sweetie x

*pseudonomously plays with my foreskin cheese"

I cleaned my glasses of all today's smudges, and I'm surprised by how drastically my mood's been improved. Having dirty glasses is the equivalent of having a pebble in your shoe as a toddler.

>>74478595
Why do you think older characters clean them with a handkerchief in moments of stress in t shows or films?

It's not that they suddenly got dirty, it's a therapeutic exercise to calm and recofus their minds. Like meditation but not as faggy.

>>74477715
That's what they all say.