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Turkish thots Edition
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need a Turkish nationalist gf
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YOU TELL ME THAT YOURE SORRY
DIDNT THINK ID TURN AROUND
AND SAY THAT ITS TOO LATE
ITS TOO LATE
I SAID ITS TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE
ITS TOO LATE
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>>74475144
HAPPY FUCKING MAY FIFTH
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*violently migrates*
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>>74475153
nice comeback you fucking mongoloid
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>game is open world with tons of side quests
>all the side quests are "either kill dude or talk to dude"
>get item with unique name but ultimately the same as any other item
there are no games with depth. all games are ultimately "push buttons to sometimes see cool things until you get bored". prove me wrong
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*dips penis into the /CUM/ water supply*
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Who's got the Raid
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gay penis buttfarts
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*migrates loudly*
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for me, it's tacotime
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>>74475123
In the United States they call it Cinco de Mayo so what's your point?
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>>74475177
if you dont like it, then just make your own
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POO POO PEEE POOPY POO POO PEE POOPY POOPY POOP POOP PEE
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>>74474989
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>74475193
in mexico they call cinco de mayo *beheaded corpse says nothing*
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explained to my mother why i am opposed to both capitalism and socialism today
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I ate all the salami
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i think may the fourth be with you is a better holiday
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>>74475168
WE DON'T CELEBRATE THIS DAY
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Post your favourite folk song from your country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Bsb-8pxG8
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THIS is the power of Lane County
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>Is this a new meme? To greentext people without linequoting them?
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>>74475231
JUST ACCEPT MY GREETING ANYWAYS
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Penis Bleenis Farty Butter Poopy Pee sheebee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeee
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>maybe it is
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>>74475174
I don't want my comeback
Your mom can keep it
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>>74475224
We call it ''the day we get a day off of school''
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YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN
RIDING INTO TOWN
HE STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS HAT
AND CALLED IT MACARONI
YANKEE DOODLE KEEP IT UP
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY
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>>74475164
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>>74475228
>Third Position
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>>74475189
that's a burrito
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crispy meat burritos
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>THIS is the power of Lane
>County
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>>74475236
well Eugene has that university of oregon, right?
plus it was mentioned in Band of Brothers
so i'd say those are the power of Eugene rather than some obscure restaurant chain
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Penis poopy squeezy doody
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>>74475286
....what?
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>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Tacotime on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the flavourful taco. The cool pop, the hot and crunchy Mexi-Fries™, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have empanadas.
Head on down to Taco Time today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
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>>74475274
Does it taste good?
I`m gonna eat a gringa.
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>some obscure restaurant chain
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Anti m103 happening tomorrow in toronto. any lads heading down?
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benadryl HAS been consumed
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Tell us about her, /cum/.
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>>74475240
Hey, you're not allowed to do that between threads!

You're under arrest! Come with me!
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>>74475334
which one
the one i want to try to ask out or the one i still think about five years later
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>>74475331
it was nothing
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>>74475334
There is no one I'm interested in.
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>>74475323
sure
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>>74475341
both
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>>74475279
>brown eyes
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why is wkuk so funny buds
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>>74475312
they are pretty tasty
i could probably eat a bakers dozen of them
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*sings this song as he makes his way to atlanta with torches in hand*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIVIFLo0uE
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>some obscure restaurant chain
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*farts in your fart*
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>>74475353
i dont want to
im gonna become more miserable than i already am
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>>74475334
I stopped falling in love with random girls after high school
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>>74475334
I am depressingly lonely, so much so that I don't even know someone to be interested in.
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>>74475387
You're miserable
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>>74475386
>>74475387
probably smart
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>>74475229
are you okay?
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how much nyquil do i need to kill myself
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thikings of getting french dark roast
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>tfw no brown-eyed gf with an indian great-great-great grandpa
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>>74475387
you sound boring
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>>74475334
>tfw 22 (almost 23) and only just recently got over my high-school oneitis
anyone else know this feel?
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>>74475415
i have blue eyes, am a man, and have an indian great grandmother
want to be my gf?
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>slaughters innocent people mercilessly
>still gets the good ending
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Do you guys ever fantasize about fucking a female version of yourself? Like sort of looks like you but shorter, with a vag and has more feminine features
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>>74475453
yes
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>>74475453
no
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>>74475442
but Im a boy (male)
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>>74475453
i wanna say no, but now i'm thinking about it
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Almost choked on my beer and died lads. Need to go pray to the holy spirit for this blessed second chance at life.
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>>74475409
>oding on OTC meds
either a girl or a gay, and there are no girls in cum...
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the gf
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>>74475477
do you have a sister?
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>>74475163
I'll give you one if you stop banning me and my friends
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>>74475495
no
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>>74475325
Madman
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>>74475234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ishkstoPiSg
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>>74475491
i have a cold
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>>74475488
That's God telling you to stop being a racist
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>>74475496
no dice
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>>74475453
this seems like a dangerous path
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listening to old patriotic american songs right now buds
>>74475510
what about a cousin
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>>74475521
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>>74475520
NIGGER
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>>74475435
Never had oneitis. In school I always had a crush on more than one girl simultaneously.
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Okay, let's settle this once and for all.

What are the best condiments, and why are they mustard and mayonnaise?
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>>74475535
ketcup and spicy sauce
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>>74475535
is chili a condiment? If so, then that by far
after that, sriracha.
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>>74475528
best music desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBap19sqOUE
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>>74475536
>i voted for you don't ignore me
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>>74475535
ketchup is universal retard
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>>74475535
not sure if this counts bu: Chic-Fil-A sauce
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>>74475435
>see a qt girl
name of my oneitis comes on mind everytime
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>>74475535
tabasco
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>>74475535
horseradish
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>>74475577
*hurls all over my keyboard*
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>>74475453
Ye
The goal is to find a qt that I can pretend is a female version of me 2bh
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>>74475535
BBQ sauce tbqhwyf. Mayo is for fatasses.
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>>74475557
>>74475566
Ketchup is fucking garbage. It's mostly sugar and filler.

>>74475559
Sriracha is pretty good.

>>74475577
Oh shit, how could I forget about horseradish? Yeah, it's fucking awesome.
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>>74475576
I change my vote to this >>74475577
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>>74475535
soy sauce & hot sauce
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>>74475596
i buy the ones with reduced sugar
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>>74475535
malt vinegar
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Is oneitis a feel invented by society or a natural feel?
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>>74475568
this
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sopa de cummies
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>>74475477
want to be my bf?
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>>>>74475453
Sounds pretty hot desu, but I'm not entirely sure I'd like to fuck guy me as a girl, it seems kind of gay.
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hmmm

yes
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>>74475626
I'm not gey though
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>>74475596
i get 75% reduced sugar ketchup
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>>74475641
Didn't ask if you were gay or not.
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Fuck wypipo
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>>74475648
but I don't want a bf
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>>74475615
It's pretty good, I just wish it was more flexible with what the taste goes with. I only know fries and marinades, but that's it.

>>74475608
If you mix soy sauce and Frank's Red Hot together, you get literally the best sauce for Chinese pot sticker dumplings.
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>>74475638
very good taste
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>>74475668
Well then fuck you and fuck drumpf
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Drumpf btfo
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>>74475668
yis u do
they r fun
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>>74475535
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>>74475638
wtf is this gay shit
what are yuo fguckngi gay or what?
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>>74475690
yeh
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>>74475453
i look disgusting so no
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>>74475686
How aren't you banned yet?
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>>74475686
missing fry sauce
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>>74475453
Only if I am thicc
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>>74475699
I'm calling the shots now
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>>74475453
I wouldn't look that good as a girl I believe. So no.
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>>74475638
>Mouth Moods
Best tracks incoming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U
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>tfw don't look disgusting
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>>74475719
I'm fairly sure you'd prefer fucking another male version of yourself
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anyone just genuinely not care about finding a woman here

i don't hate them, and i'm not disinterested in sex, i just think anime girls are quite simply perfect and no real woman will ever match them. i'm fine with delusion and masturbating to anime girls until the day i die
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C O M F Y
>>74475705
t. mormon
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>tfw female coworker was staring at me while i was eating lunch on wednesday
does this mean she wants my penis inside of her
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>>74475738
nah
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Just reported a nigger to the police for beating a girl outside my apartment. Not a fan of snitching so i hope i did the right thing.
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hey guys i've always put nothing or a lil bit a butter in a sandwich and my sandwich options are quite limited because i stick to meat

would mayo or mustard or some shit work with wheat+ham+egg? i need some spice in my life i think
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>>74475739
sorry forgot image

me on the right btw
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i care but won't put any effort to finding a gf
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>>74475668
is doggo ok? :(
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>>74475751
Yes, whip it out next time you see her
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>>74475752
You've admitted to homolust before, you can't fool me
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Would you have a Arizona, dead inside, molly using Twitch whore gf?
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>>74475739
I was, until I played Persona 5. I need a woman like Kawakamii.
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>>74475778
>that hair style
am i back in the mid 2000s?
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I have a hard time talking to cute girls because I see them and they look cute
Usually I'm good at talking to people 1 on 1
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Why can't we alll be friends
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>>74475776
I don't find myself attractive so I wouldn't fuck a clone of myself
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In October 2001, Donald Trump met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attacks on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Trump became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
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really NEED a French gf ASAP
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Fuck DRUMPF
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>>74475792
i have trouble starting conversations but no trouble keeping it going
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>>74475793
cant be friends with a sodomite
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Added a random person on snapchat
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>>74475751
Next time you see her you should grab both of her ass cheeks to let her know you are interested.
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>>74475792
i have trouble starting conversations and also have trouble keeping them going
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>>74475840
Does this work if the girl secretly likes you?
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>>74475755
Try spicy/brown mustard
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>>74475755
you were the weird kid at school weren't you
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>>74475800
fuck drawmpph
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>>74475815
I'm good at starting conversations, good at keeping them going, but I couldn't see the right moment to ask to exchange contact info if it hit me in the fucking face.
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>>74475866
Every time. To seal the deal afterwards, put one hand on her left breast and use your other hand to slowly rub her right thigh.
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i hate this place
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Me too
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>>74475755
Rye bread, pork schnitzel, butter, mustard, and mayonnaise. Thank me later.
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i dont have a job to buy a gf with
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>>74475900
im also pretty shitty at making friends
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>>74475886
how'd you know
but at least it wasn't as bad as the kid that ran around with his rolly-backpack and made vrooming sounds
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>>74475755
When Im not sure wether or not to put something other than meat on a sandwich, I usually just put some extra butter on it instead. Its best if you put the butter on the bottom slice of bread rather than the top.
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tfw thousandaire
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>8:45pm
>tired
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gonna go play some prey bois
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>>74475910
Hand on left breast. Slowly rub right thigh. Got it. THX.
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>>74475918
alright i'll get it all

but two eggs a day is the requirement for health
thank me later
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>tfw had a rolling backpack all through middle school
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tfw have a good job with a good salary but have no friends and dont like video games which means i have nothing to spend my money on
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>>74475189
shill pls go
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>>74475962
>download.png
still using internet explorer?
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Entertain me while I'm at work
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>>74475951
Make sure you rub the nipple a little too. Dont pinch though because not all girls like that.
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>>74475964
sex trip to south east asia
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>>74475971
no, Opera
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>wage cuck
lmao
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>>74475983
This, go out in glory
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>>74475973
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I was the kid at school who grew his hair real long and never showered
Glad I grew out of that
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>>74475918
>pork schnitzel
what the heck are you trying to poison me with fish??
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>>74475991
Great post
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>>74475954
Good thing I already eat that. Thanks.
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miss these things
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>>74475453
Yes. It might stem from my melon boobed older cousin who is basically a female version of myself sexually harassing me from a young age tho.
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>>74475983
i dont like jungle chinks
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>>74476005
They're still around though
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>>74476009
your loss
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>>74476009
Pleb
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>>74476000
is that fucking james hydrick
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>>74475535
sauce

wait no, I mean sauce on this pic.
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>>74475453
I'm extremely ugly, so no
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>>74475999
What did he mean by this?
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Yeah but did you guys see how much money I have in the bank? Guys?
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>>74475997
What is it with people on /int/ and not showering regularly?
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>>74476010
they've always been round!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>74476034
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>>74476010
I don't think they're making them anymore though
soon they'll be gone ._.
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>>74476031
>tfw i have more money than you but its in mutal funds
>used to be a real life ten thousandaire
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>>74475945
Buy a boat
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>>74476005
I found an American dollar coin the other day in the change at work. It's from the year 2000. Didn't know you guys had those.
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reno 911 is a great show

on the VERY short list of good american comedies
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>>74476032
the longer your hair, the less likely you are to shower
especially if you justify it by saying you aren't sweating ever by sitting at home
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>>74476047
Ugh, groanzone
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>>74476055
I found one and cashed it in to pay a month's rent. Pretty dope.
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I feel bad for the kid in high school who unironically ran around like a ninja
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>>74476068
Really? Where?
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>>74476047
I still find bicentennial quarters from the 70s
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>>74476055
no one really uses them
parents give them to kids, same with 2 dollar bills
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>>74476052
Oh yeah. Well I have mutual funds too. About $400,000 and I also own my own waterfront home. (be my bf)
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I have said it before and I'm going to say it again because I'm bored. The best female names are:

>Sarah
>Michelle
>Alexis
>Laura/Lauren
>Lindsey
>Caroline
>Sabrina
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>>74476055
You can get them from banks whenever you want, but there's a limit to how many you can get each day (last I checked)
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>>74475979
>Make sure you rub the nipple a little too.
I'll remember it.
> Dont pinch though because not all girls like that.
Thanks again. I don't want to make a girl angry. I will avoid pinching.
>>
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>found a 2001 New York quarter
>>
top 5 female names
1. harriet
2. isla
3. alex
4. imogen
5. gabrielle
>>
>>74476130
i like the name imogen but its incredibly rare
>>
>>74476130
>tfw one of those is your name and not a girl
>>
>>74476032
I can't speak for others, but I think I had depression, though I didn't realize it at the time (and I'm reluctant to use words such as "depression" because of how much of a gimmick it's become), hence why for quite a while I didn't shower.
>>
>>74476118
were The Friends rich?
>>
>>74476140
hello imogen
>>
>>74476140
hi alex
>>
>>74476140
haha alri isla
>>
>>74476130
gabrielle is a beautiful name but its ruined by "gabby"
>>
>>74476074
That kid was literally retarded
>>
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i ran like a ninja once. i felt like a retard afterward and never did it again
>>
>>74476145
No he accidentally bought the boat at an auction and promptly sold it
>>
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The gfs
>>
>>74476175
With your arms turned backwards like in Naruto?
>>
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>parent's named me after a fucking tom cruise movie
>>
Hey guyssss
>>
>>74476211
yes
._.
>>
>>74476213
yes joseph we know
>>
business idea: lesbian cuck porn
>>
>>74476227
cruel
>>
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>>74476213
>his name is mission impossible
>>
Bitch I'm Bruce Willis so you know I'm time travelin
>>
>>74476267
don't make fun of him, harriet
>>
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Who is the oldest poster on /cum/?
I'm almost 22
>>
Is this the state of the average Canadian man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haaX1kEpsZU
>>
>>74476278
i'm almost not 22 anymore
>>
>>74476278
24 here
>>
>>74476226
I wonder why they do this. Maybe they run so fast that the airstream blows their arms backwards?
>>
http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/i-love-you-man-new-study-explores-evolution-bromance-n755031
Fuck yeah science bitches
>>
>>74476278
Some dude from the US in his 30's

It used to be Ags but that dude left us a while back
>>
http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/officials-close-icefields-parkway-after-avalanche-blankets-road
>give out free park passes
>bury highway in 15 meters of snow, only way around is a detour multiple hours long
TRUDEAUUUUUU
>>
all white women fuck niggers
>>
>>74476288
>tfw we have a poster from chatham-kent
>>
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what's your opinion of this man?
>>
>>74476302
it's probably just easier to animate and can "look cool" if done right
>>
>>74476341
I feel
remorse
>>
>>74476341
indifference.
I would do the same, except for the whole have sex with an ugly asian pig-dog
>>
>>74476341
idiot for believing her
>>
>>74476278
I'm 34

I really need to leave this fucking site once and for all.
>>
>>74476341
the fetus was used to make a life saving ancient chinese medicine
>>
>>74476341
he should not have made her get an abortion
>>
>>74476317
Ags pops in now and again
>>
hey lads well since it's friday night i guess i'll be heading out to the ol' saloon with my irl buds haha did you guys seriously think you were my only friends omg can you imagine that would be so pathetic
>>
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>>
>>74476415
You need to stop drinking.
>>
>>74476415
>*turns off his flags and continues posting*
>>
>>74476434
havent had a drop in over a month
instead i started smoking crack
>>
>left the house for the first time in a week tonight
Who else here /failure/?
>>
Why do Turkish women look like anime girls?
>>
>>74476378
How old were you when you found out about 4chan?
I was 16, back in good ol' 2008
>>74476412
Really? must be an sporadic kind of thing
>>
>>74476468
where did you go?
>>
need more guns, lads
>>
>>74476482
The ol' pseudo italian eatery near me
>>
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>>
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>>74476453
Going to my folder
>>
>>74476497
Olive Garden?

Also, how do you spend that much time inside and still pay your bills?
>>
>>74476496
What do you have now?
>>
>>74476506
Legit funny
>>
>>74476520
a bunch of assault rifles and assault handguns
>>
>>74476507
could be any leafposter with that level of flaggotry
>>
the old spaghetti factory > olive g*rden
>>
>>74476515
>Olive Garden?
None of those in my province, I think they are only in BC.
>>
cheesecake factory is the patrician's choice of food chain
>>
>>74476544
answer his other question, cuck face
>>
>>74476539
huh?
>>
>>74476544
we have them in alberta too
>>
>>74476555
>being poor
Lmao'ing at ur lyfe fampai
>>
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for example
>>
>>74476544
answer my other question
>>
Unironically watching Clockstoppers, fellas

Been a while
>>
Guns are nice
>>
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>>74476533
No shotguns or meme guns like moist nuggets?
>>
>>74476575
I'd have sex with this weapon
>>
>>74476585
were you in that /tv/ thread earlier?
>>
Lol
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/05/05/us/politics/michelle-obama-twitter.html?_r=1&referer=
>>
>>74476585
>clockstoppers was made 14 years ago
feels old, man

>>74476590
i'm like 99% sure my father is buying me a shotgun as my University graduation present.
ptr is a meme gun. i would never own a POS nagant tho

>>74476604
>fucking used goods
lol cuck
>>
>>74476575
Very nice, always thought the G3 design was aesthetic.
>>
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>>74476616
haha yes
>>
anyone else noticed /cum/ gets a lot better when the mulatto is absent?
>>
anyone else noticed /cum/ gets a lot better when I'm here?
>>
>>74476633
Yes
>>
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>>74476633
Mulattoes? Not a fan.
>>
>>74476633
Yes
>>74476647
Also yes
>>
my pubes ar so fucking long
>>
>>74476630
only thing i remember about that movie is when they're spinning that black guy on his head
>>
>>74476692
>>74476692
>>74476692
>>
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>>74476130
dumb anglo trash detected
>>
>>74476472
24
>>
>>74476803
>when it's been five minutes since you have mentioned you aren't anglo.jpg
>>
>>74463241
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