/brit/

anime

not sure what to do tonight

babestation

>>74474856
its all in foreign?

weewee

>>74474876
babestation wank

>new thread lads
>reminder nobody reads a post after 300 replies

I'm the only yank here who reads or bothers typing out salient (oh wait that word will get meme-arrowed), I mean pertinent topics while the rest of you talk about nothing and type in half thoughts with no punctuation or stops or commas. you suck at your own language. Not fucking off, here for the long haul ;)

what do you know about old english

I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

>>74474934
Beowulf. That's about it.

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>salient

just read half of a really bad post
think it was from an american poster

>>74474934
runic shite

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at the cottage and warming my feet by the woodstove

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>I'm the only yank here who reads or bothers typing out salient (oh wait that word will get meme-arrowed), I mean pertinent topics while the rest of you talk about nothing and type in half thoughts with no punctuation or stops or commas. you suck at your own language. Not fucking off, here for the long haul ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-4fK8h8ig

this song is actually really good, i pretty much die at the end of the chorus at 1:34, reckon the studio version might be amazing, i just hope they dont slow it down and make it shit like they did with true love waits

>>74474706
have you finished bby x

>>74474978
doesn't have to be

>>74474921
>>74474884
>>74474669
>>74474627
>>74474579
>>74474542
does anyone actually find Gervais funny?
He comes across as children's humor to me.

>>74474982
>that painting of the Queen
How cucked can one country be?

hey lads guess what?

>>74475020
you did a poo?

What?

won't bother guessing

edgy opinion i hold: god isn't real

>>74475016
https://youtu.be/gAbNK-891PQ?t=39s

>>74475016
You weren't a fan of The Office? Or xfm?

>>74475043
doesnt work as well when a yank does it

holy shit jamie pull that video up

>>74475050
you must be really smart

>>74475016
The Office and stuff was good
his last show Derek was alright, he was defo the worst thing in it though

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>radiohead

chicken butt

>>74475061
I think he's good in comedic roles but most of his comedy with him squeeling at his own jokes even when it's not stand up is really really grating to me, to the point of wanting to turn it off immediately.

I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo

*makes a great intellectual observation on british life & culture*

>>74475041
indeed i did
good guess

David Mitchell >>>>>>>>>> Gervais

*sharts*

what are you lads studying at uni

cell and molecular biology here

>atheist vs theist debate
Fuck off the both of you, you're killing my buzz as I slowly get drunk.

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>>74475106

>>74475099
poop willy bum

>>74475065
my iq is unironcially 168 as proven by a full battery intelligence examination administered by my psychiatrist

Fuck it, I'm out of here
we are down to a gimmick of grunts and slurred words at this point
actually leaving this time

>>74475107
*k-marts*

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>>74475018
FOY

>>74475050
*burp* WUBBA LUBBA DUBDUB
>>74475107
*hands you a wipe*

the over the top reactions from gervais was what made XFM so funny to me Tbh. the moaning of life wasn't all that great because it was just karl

>>74475114
M.E (Software) at the no. 1 uni in aus here

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christ a-fucking-live yank hours are terrible, can't comprehend the dire straits that is /cum/
off to bed

>>74475068
Ah fuck me forgot all about Derek, hated that a lot, thought it was really dumb, can hardly believe it's the same writer as th'office

>>74475091
Yeah I can understand that pretty easily, but I actually find that egotistical act funny
It's weird to see how many british comics adopted that after he came to fame

>>74475114
Classics but im just doing it ironically

>>74475127
uhhhhh, hellooooo? >>74475107 + >>74475129 is a new gimmick
helluurrrrrr? *rolls her eyes*

*gets schwifty*

>>74475097
That's why you don't have friends

>>74475114
Economics xox

>>74475161
No don't leave me with them!

edgy onion i hold: pods are sh..shusheel

>>74475161
There are never normally this many yanks

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*Blocks your path*

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>>74475127
eurghhhhhhh bfffffff dsss FOY jfeee

>>74475162
>It's weird to see how many british comics adopted that after he came to fame

it's a OH LOOK HOW OBNOXIOUS I AM GET ME act that doesn't work if that's the major tone of the entire act

Need a Holly Willoughby gf

the narwhal bacons at midnight

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I want to speak with the Kiwis and the other Canadians.

>>74475205
do you think he has a weird complex where it feels strange for him to have sex with people bigger than him so he fucks little kids instead?

would really love to cuck an aussie
he'd be like "that's moi sheila mate", "that's not awright"

>>74475254
what about us?

>>74475272
You're already here :)

*ships Ireland and Wales*

>>74475259
already cucked several yanks

>>74475127
That's all British culture is though innit?

>>74475293
pics

>>74475235
DO agree with this, yes, this is why his stand up stuff is comparably weak, but i think it's a great gimmick in general
what i mean by that highlighted bit is that every comedian had his kind of speech pattern and it still exists today, look at Stephen Tries. Also it literally doesn't work at all on lesser-known comedians with no fame or success
This sketch is about everyone copying Ricky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY18em5GRW4

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>>74475287
*blushes*

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>>74475302

posted in the wrong edition because some mong forgot to put /brit/ in the subject

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"Prove that god doesn't exist."

>Pic related

Direland and Fales

hello i am a british person here speaking ama

hello i am an american person here speaking ama

>>74475359
where do you stand on Irish gfs

>>74475383
i think all irish people should be exterminated x

@311 - Yes, I agree but your culture creates funny people not funnymen if you know what i mean.

>>74475379
What are your dreams and aspirations?

could easily evaporate any runt in here rn

Australia > canada > some US states > nz > uk > the other US states > france

>>74475406
looking to become a chemist

>>74475414
lol I would beat the living shit out of you

Don't actually know what you mean at all haha

really need new relics for my sub artifact, easily a good 200-300k dps behind my other specs -_-

>>74475359
What's your favorite thing about America?

>>74475340
me listening behind the curtain

>>74475452
how over the top and confident the country is

since when is
>muh russians
a logical explanation for when something doesn't go your way in an election?

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>tfw boy with a girls name

915 equipped holy paladin here AMA

>>74475489
alri Ashley

>>74475486
Nobody said Yank politics were logical.

>>74475486
When Russia has a long history of interfering in elections

got called a shithead in walmart

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG THE FUTURE WAS SO BRIGHT
WHOA HO

chipotle
ship-ot-lay

>>74475489
alri alex

got called a disgusting cunt in costa coffee

got called a dirtbag at pizza hut

>>74475529
shad-i-lay :^)

*tips nu-/pol/ dora*

>>74475483
What's your favorite thing about me?

never got what shadilay means
don't plan to find out

got called a stinky garbage eater in Tesco Metro

got called a simpering twat at tim horton's

>>74475555
your beautiful eyes x

got called racist in greggs

got called a really good healer in maw +15

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qaoCvABceZ

need a scot to decode this
>>>/wsg/1664470

>>74475572
nice

got called a leaching benefit scrounger at the job centre plus

got called a cunt at price chopper

>>74475563
It's how you PRAISE KEK!
This is occult knowledge only the most redpilled are aware of, not to be used by shabbos goyim.

called you all these things

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>>74475569

>>74475582
this i mean
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493672536198.webm

just finished doing a poo

honestly the main thing im excited about when i get a gf is feet

haha yeah man i love cars :)
wtf man i dont want to hear cars i want to listen to my anime beats >:(

got called a sniveling little runt in sainsbury's

>>74475605
jesus you mother fucker

get called a bitch

>>74475588
>price chopper is an american chain

did not think this was the case

>>74475050
well if he was he would have smote you for this post

>>74475618
initial d is NOT anime, it's a japanese racing game, idiot

>>74475605
not happy with your silly little posts

>>74475581
you sound 17
MODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

got called a you need to work overtime tomorrow by my manager

>>74475631
heh..

>>74475623
ah i thought he said "she ruined it you mother fucker"

got called a dentist in high wymcombe

got called joe at traitor joe's

>>74475653
Do you have TJs in ozzyland?

got called a communist on /brit/

>>74475658
nah we have aldi though

just did a cum

just ate a cum

got called an uphill gardener at canadian tire

the birdcucks are really confused haha
just have a listen to those silly sods what are they playing at :)

sharted

parted

you cant know whether god exists or not

>>74475670
into what, lad?

laptop isn't recognising my dvd

don't care

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>In South Africa, HIV/AIDS denialism had a significant impact on public health policy from 1999 to 2008, during the presidency of Thabo Mbeki. Mbeki criticized the scientific consensus that HIV does cause AIDS beginning shortly after his election to the presidency. In 2000, he organized a Presidential Advisory Panel regarding HIV/AIDS including several scientists who denied that HIV caused AIDS. In the following eight years of his presidency, Mbeki continued to express sympathy for HIV/AIDS denialism, and instituted policies denying antiretroviral drugs to AIDS patients.[1] Instead of providing these drugs, which he described as "poisons",[2] shortly after he was elected to the presidency, he appointed Manto Tshabalala-Msimang as the country's health minister, who promoted the use of unproven herbal remedies such as ubhejane, garlic, beetroot, and lemon juice to treat AIDS,[3][4] which led to her acquiring the nickname "Dr. Beetroot."[5] These policies have been blamed for the preventable deaths of between 343,000 and 365,000 people from AIDS.[4][6][7]

refusing to recognise some runt's cd

>>74475693
ur nan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVYpM3RTCII

got called a bread roll at bakers delight

Why do birds wake up at like 4am?

>>74475693
tissue paper

Just wanked to a boxe fight

>>74475716
politicans are so fucking retarded
democracy was a mistake

>>74475630
god is still gonna get him

he just likes to draw these things out. god is a bit methodically evil

night lads

do canadians have bakers delight?

>>74475750
'night

*french kisses you*

>>74475763
Don't know but we have pints

anyone wanna see my willy

>>74475782
me lol

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ah yes, South Africa

lovely country, that

>>74475763
i've seen it, never been there though

if i work at bakers delight can i get a canadian gf?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DlrImJpPYC

just had a though: life is absolutely pointless and hopeless

haha

>>74475787
well ur not getting it teehee

My gf works at a bakery and has a pet lizard

>tfw there was a nando's across from my hotel in D.C. but the menu online looked like shit so I didn't go

reckon melbourne gets colder than most of canada during winter

I used to work at a bakery but it was all men did the baking, old women sell the stuff.

>>74475818
:(

got called a cock holster on the Colbert Show

hate canadians
love pints

>>74475828
get the lads and go mate

reckon most of burnley gets hotter than sydney during summer

got called president toilet bog poo shart on /brit/

Coventry University has launched an investigation after a mystery person defecated in the sink of a student accommodation block.

ahh yes the fine state of British academia

why do we english speakers frequently use pronouns incorrectly

>>74475864
Yeah I know mate that should be illegal

>>74475864
how so

got called a cretinous moron on /sci/

got called a fucking twat at Kroger's

hate pronouns, don't need

poosident toilet shit fuck cuck duck bog nigger cunt twat wanker drumpf is not my president

>>74475862
happened in my uni a few times
cleaners just cleaned it out

got called a liar infront of my papa john's delivery van

>>74475884
saying us or me where we and i should be used e.g. after than and as
using objective pronouns before gerunds rather than possessive pronouns

>>74475787

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494038639318.webm

>>74475887
>Kroger's

my eastern brother, how's life?

>>74475716
genuinely cannot comprehend a white person living in south africa

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it's pretty late, the mrs is passed the fuck out and I'm higher than a nigger on parole, everything feels pretty amazing right now

I like to think these threads reflect the current state of British society and Britain.

>>74475922
what's it doing

got a virus from a youtube video lads

>>74475938
tidy ur house u fuckin runt

>>74475939
grim

>>74475922
what is happening to him to make that happen?

>>74475914
Hmm I don't do either of those things but that is mostly because I'm an autist. Both of those rules are kind of obsolete and derive mostly from Latin language chauvinism anyway.

>>74475950
it's desklad so that is pretty tidy 2bh

Need an asmr with a bit of cleavage action lads

>>74475938
she looks cute anon

>>74475939
*breggzits you*
whoops, shit, sorry! haha, what am i like

>>74475965
no

I WANT MY GIRL

I WANT BACK MY GIRRRLLL

>>74475972
sorry for shouting at you x

>>74475938
How fucking fat is your mrs?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

got called un câââliz de saxon sale at the poutinerie

>>74475929
Life's fine here in Ky.

الله اکبر

>>74475938
DESKLAD

>>74476008
Why does Kentucky have Aldis and we don't

Another reason why Canada needs to join the EU

business idea: create an alliance with all European nations under a new nationalistic ideology that opposes globalism and then beat the shit out of the US

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>>74476029
try it, cunt. we'll be waiting across the pond

>>74475974
here la'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517fUSpxbS8

How much will cost to send a postal order that's like £150 lads?

Never did this shit before

>>74476025
>Aldi
I'd rather go to a edeka

>>74476039
germany would solo u m8

>>74476015
Fuck you, leaf

>>74476029
you'd be destroyed before you built an army. cast in point: the EU

>>74476051
germany is too busy committing suicide

make your little EU army and we'd still kick all your asses

WHEN I'M UP I CAN'T GET DOWN CAN'T GET DOWN CAN'T GET LEVEL

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Oh aye laddies! 'Ow the fook are ye laddies doooooin' tonight? Are ye 'avin' a few pints with the lads? Hoooooooow was yer Freeeday? Mine was fine, except for when the wind blew up me kilt and an old bird saw me bollocks.

I ATE IT UP
AND SPIT IT OUT

baby got back

>>74476041
depends on where to and how much it weighs. go in to the post office and ask, or maybe they have something on their website to determine how much it would be.

>>74476075
like u did in Vietnam? hhahaha!!!

The goal is to become a prefect at Tupton Hall secondary school

>>74476105
>muh vietnam

>>74475976
she's amazing, sometimes I fuck up but she never calls me out on it, she just loves me despite me being a piece of shit and that's pretty cool.

doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrZGkPPxwTE

Wanna see my.willy?

very drunk and listening to pavement

i changed up the speed of a song, im so vaporwave, im so me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0glMN6BiPrh

>>74476125
No thanks mate

>>74476119
Oh yeah? Well if you love her so much why don't you MARRY her?
Ha.

what's this new forced portuguese meme? shan't be participating

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>>>/co/92098701

ah yes, completely normal human behaviour

>>74476147
because I'm still technically married to someone else.

>>74476134
so drunk under may night sky and you're the kind of poster i like cause you shitpost, and i shitpost

>>74476156
What meme?

>>74476173
gold soundz is literally elite

the NHS should be privatized

/thread

>>74476191
alberto barbosa

>>74476203
That´s not new

might take up pipe smoking

>>74476203
Alberto Barbosa is an old ass meme from like 2014.

whats the endgame of all this?

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Screen just went orange

what's /brit/'s endgame?

>>74476244
ur mum

>>74476240
use ' not ´

one day, there will be a final /brit/ thread and a final /brit/ post

>>74476268
pints

>>74476283
One day, the last man on Earth will breath his last breath. What's your point?

>>74476273
Sorry, i confused with portuguese, use ´. like in caixa d´água not d'água

>>74476305
never thought about this before

Is this the current state of the Canadian man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haaX1kEpsZU

well seeing how this place is full of burgers and leafs i think its time to head to bed

good night x

>>74476305
damn,,,,,,,

>>74476324
with his last breath he will utter FOY

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>>74476330
NOOOOOOOOO

>>74476305
DAMN.... never thought about it this way........ totally changed my outlook on life..... dude....

>>74476324
>>74476332
It's not something you all should worry about, except to hope it doesn't happen in our or our children's lifetimes.

Have a pint or 10 and enjoy the ride.

I am a direct descendant of Charles Martel

>>74476330
Don't leave me with them!

>>74476349
very nelopanicuous filename

https://youtu.be/mxfg6DvMGM4?t=16s

choon

>>74476325
never seen one of these before

*scrolling through infowars full stop dot com*

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>he's here

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>he's here

I am a direct descendant of Muzio Sforza

Holy fuck, hate people that chimp out about silent meals or eating too fast (at a reasonable rate). Don't think I've eaten with only women or Italians here, yet there's always a talkative eater who pisses me the fuck off.

I am an antronepulous descendant of Muzio Sforza

whose here?

used the "don't reply to me ever again" gimmick on another board and it attracted quite a bit of attention

I am a direct descendant Cnut the Great, who wrecked the Anglo Saxons.

>>74476413
done that before on /fit/ i believe. pretty funny when runts are exposed to gimmicks for the first time, they go haywire

well good morning
bit cold out

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>>74476410
Kev

>>74476410
mopa

>>74476377
i also like jewish websites

onmywaybackfromdublin

I am a direct descendant of Pepin of Landen (c580-640)

>>74476425
>good morning
Fuck off it's a quarter after 11.

just got in form a belter of a night lads. got in a heated debate about le pen with some french lass in the smoking area, was hilarious

>>74476305
we're just a wisp in some god's mind, ya' know, whatever...

>>74476435
you won't fool me, globalist

>>74476447
you won't fool me, yank

>>74476448
you better have been defend le pen mate

remember when /vint/ made it apparent that 60% of /v/ posters are monkeys
haunting

>>74476460
>le
fuck off reddit

I am a direct descendant of Attila the Hun

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z2sTZsXSOF

Some random people are screaming in the middle of the street at 00:17, oh God i hate poor people

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>>74476457
i don't fool nobody
the alex is jewish nothing wrong with that aside from the mind control powers tbH

>>74476447
If GMT says it's 4:18am, it's fucking 4:18am

>>74476460
i said that she was the lesser of two evils and the lass wasn't having any of it

>>74476513
Well good morning

>>74476513
*checks time*
but it's 4:20....
MATE

Honestly detest people that sneeze with their voice. The incredible arrogance. Please don't pretend your wince inducing shout is involuntary you fucking worms.

>>74476513
is the sun up? If not it's not the morning

>>74476536
bit cold out...

>>74476486
Your mummy is gonna wake up lad

>>74470769
>>74470769
>>74470769

hate to see a thread go to waste

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>>74476538
Want a hit?

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doing a think here regarding that image

>>74476486
Want to do similar things but can't/won't

>>74476556
I'm going to fucking kill you

>>74476610
oi nah fuck off hey

>>74476547
its a very soundproof house, very thick walls

>>74476661
>>74476661
>>74476661
>>74476661