Brasil-Argentina

>>74473542
we kill whiteys
they eat monkeys

>>74473542
uma delícia

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>>74473542
Bros, most banter is about football ,we invade Florianopolis and the invade Bariloche.

Uma delicia....

Here in Brazil we literally call them "hermanos" (brothers), so it's uma delicia indeed.

>>74473542
Aside from the football bullshit there isn't much of unusual in this relationship.
Brazilians sometimes go (on vacation) to Bariloche/Buenos Aires and argentinians sometimes come to our beaches.
Really, business as usual.

>>74473542
we banter each other, especially in football related stuff, other than that, uma delícia

>>74473657
That slightly chubby one is pretty hot.

>>74473906
Do you need visas to travel between the countries?

>>74473940
>a gordinha é uma delícia
ftfy

>>74473542

We like them more than they like us.
We are pretty much their only neighbours as in close to very populated parts of Brazil.

Many Argentines have a super naive romantic view of Brazil, like the country is all sun, fun, parties, beach, football, samba, caipirinha, bunda, bossa nova and end up experiencing nasty things (or getting killed) by going to the wrong places.

Argentines complain a lot about crime in Argentine, but dont have much idea of how crime is in other places.

>>74473954

just id

>>74473594
>>74473747
Can someone please explain me why I'm seeing this shit everywhere in this board?

>>74473954
No, we have our own EU-ish thing, even the car licence plates are the same now.

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>>74474041
porque e uma delícia

>>74474041
Just some fine carioca cuisine.

>>74474041
UMA DELICIA

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>>74473973
I dunno what it is but six packs on girls are just not my thing. Very unfeminine.

How do Argies and Brazilians even communicate in real life since they speak two completely different languages?

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>>74474052
Surprised in your hate of all things American you don't call them number plates. But that would be even worse, referring to them the same as the Eternal Anglo.

>>74474041
It's just some mental ill argentinian. He will fade away after some time.

>>74474133
>two completely different languages
that's where you're wrong

>>74474133
We speak the same language.

>>74474105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sv45JIXMWY

>>74474133
it is basically the same thing

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>>74474142
we're a few, actually

>>74474165
Written and accent wise it's different

>>74474142
UMA DELICIA....

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>>74474141
>Surprised in your hate of all things American

>>74474133
Here in the south specially we are very used to talk portunol with them. Portuguese and spanish are a little similar.

>>74474199
yeah but it is basically the same thing
it is hard to explain

>>74474199

written its very similar, you would have to be quite dumb to not understand most of what a newspaper in Portuguese says.

they are similar languages that are pronounced very differently, but Brazilian Portuguese is less different than European one.

>>74474266
Then why did that Brazillian actor who played Pablo Escobar take 9 months to learn Spanish

>>74474338
cause being able to communicate isn't the same as knowing how to speak

>>74474338
SEU IMBECIL DO CARALHO.

>>74474338
because he needed to speak spanish with not the meme accent

>>74473992
>We like them more than they like us.
Do you really think so?

>>74474434
He still did though, didn't he? Actual Colombians say that he has a typical Brasiliero accent.

>>74474142
true, but in all fairness it was a brazilian poster originally who posted this pic a while ago. then this retarded argie somehow found it. and that's unfortunate.

>>74474449
it's not unfortunate, it's uma delícia

>>74474447
And I can tell someone is a hispanohablante just from a few words even if they have lived here for years. You still need to learn the language in order to form gramatically correct phrases and for the vocabulary.

What he means is an Argie and a Brazilian can somewhat communicate with each other if they speak slowly and gesticulate a bit whilst using a stereotyped accent of the other language. Maybe kinda like Estonian-Finnish?

>>74474338
have you seen the speech of the brazilian sports official in colombia when their team was killed in a plane crash? he basically pronounced spanish words as if he was speaking portuguese. but he was understood just fine.

>>74474331
I can understand 'sopa de macaco, uma delicia...'

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>>74474449
retarded?

>>74474652
Can you understand "Sua mãe não o pariu mas sim o defecou, isso explica o motivo pelo qual você é um grande pedaço de merda"?

>>74474717

not him,

but I am pretty sure it's

Su madre no lo parió, mas sí lo defecó, eso explica el motivo por el cual usted es un gran pedazo de mierda

this can work as an example for the American who didnt understand how communication between Portuguese and Spanish speakers is rather simple.

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>>74474717
sim meu negro
churrasco de macaco, uma delicia...

>>74474840
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajj

>>74474840
jajajaj te pasaste

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>>74474840

STOP BULLYING BRAZIL

>>74474199
>really different
PT: sopa de macaco uma delicia
ESP: sopa de macaco una delicia

Which country of the two are better at soccer? Please no 7-1 memes thx

>>74475138
>ESP: sopa de macaco una delicia

sopa de mono* una delicia

>>74475138
except macaco is mono
but macaco is a kind of a monkey in spanish so yes, i guess you can say that

>>74475138
delícia*

Learn how to write, faggot.

>>74475232
Macaco is used for any type of monkey here desu.

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>>74474493

>>74474840
Why bully brazil-kun so much?

>>74474133
the only words you need to know are, "CALA BOCA" "SOPA DE MACACO" "VAI FUNDO FDP"

>>74474133
portuguese and spanish are like 80% intelligible my nig.

>>74473657
you have to go back

>>74479060
don't tell me you are mad over that silly joke

>>74479119
Not mad at all.

So, apart from football rivalries and the usual nutcases that can be found in any country, you Argies and BRs like eachother, right?

Can I ship Argentina - Brazil?

>>74479238
i had an argie bf so sure

The truth is that brazilians always confund everything with football.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVcu50Oj5YM

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>>74474041
ask this guy

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>>74474142

>>74475138
IT: zuppa di macaco

it's a romance languages thing actually

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>>74475281