/cum/

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/balt/ desu

>>74472597
how's hospital anon doing? is he still in there.. did his balls swelled up again

Kill Drumpf And Kill White People

>>74472585
I have but he plays it off so I can't be sure

>>74472619
reported
enjoy your travel ban

>>74472615
died lol

>still bright outside
>clouds are dark grey
what does zeus mean by this??

i hate anime fans but i watch a lot of anime

I will not vape in class
I will not vape in class
I will not vape in class
I will not vape in class
I will not vape in class

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>>74472639

I really hate white people unironically

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eighth for animated pornography

>>74472642
hope they saved his balls for his family to remember him by

>>74472665
oh shid is dat a nibble :DDDDDDD

>it's another anon gets tired by 7 pm but has to stay awake or else he'll wake up at 3 am episode

>>74472656
>vapelord does a sicc cloud
>teacher comes in
>>why does it smell like coffee?
>>no drinks allowed in this room btw

Want a sandwich for dinner, but I only have salami

>>74472706
Raw salami for dinner nigger there's no limit

>day 9978
>still no gf

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>Yeah I vape, don't freak out about it
>Dude chill! It's not a cig, this is way
>mind if I vape
>alright guys, settle down. I vape, now let's just move on.
>there's no secondhand smoke, it's totally safe bruh
>"oosen up, man. It's just a vape pen. Don't call the cops or sumthin'
>hey guy, you got a light? Naaaaaah, I'm just playing. I vape, if you didn't know
>how many ohms you got bro
>what juice strength you runnin?
>what coil you running brah??
>woooah sick clouds lmao
>bro it's just water vapor stop getting mad
>i get my juice sourced from aborigines in the alpines
>it's not addictive, i only go through two bottles of juice a day

>>74472719
just might
and some peanutbutter toast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiOLrUs7BSw
>stereotypical nasal bitch voice/accent

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>nah I don't vape

had a peanut butter sandwich for breakfast but used waffles instead if bread

I always feel depressed when I get home from work. I can't even enjoy myself

>>74472750
all those gooks wtf

>>74472767
hey me too

suh

>>74472750
What's with all the asians

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>its not enough that I'm recognized by my unique flag, I must also use a trip

>Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as ‘threat to national security’

>>74472814
>>74472789
I was gonna say that they didn't fit in with the latinos, but I just noticed the title is "Miss Hot Import Nights"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTKVWvTGqn4
>that smug face and those smug "meow"s

>>74472853
hmm my cat used to do this sometimes

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>>74472853
wtf i love cats

>>74472853
*smacks lips*

/intsoc/ when

>>74472931
hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp08AD-PE_w
new episode

>>74472993
weeeb

>>74472993
comfy music

there isn't very much quality amateur latina porn

>>74473008
There's something so fleeting about watching Akihabara's street.

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>americucks

>people

MASSIVE fuckin blister on my palm

Akiba's Beat was censored, now I watch Akiba's Street #straightpoetry #slammin #FollowerFriday

>>americucks
>>>/bant/er

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wtf dad just sent me this

Wanna live in a place that's
1) vastly majority white
2) gets snow in the winter
3) trees and nice green temperate climate

help buds

>>74473125
hmm try california

>>74473094
>be a fucking w*****
what is the word? witch?

just found out my daughter's dating a fucking nigger and disowned her

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ITS OVER!

WE WIN BOYS!

http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/

>>74473125
try oregon

wait nvm hipsters already ruined it

>>74472719
used to dip salami in hummus

>>74473094
i rememeber this obviously fake bullshit

>>74473137
wigger

>>74473125
Suburban/rural PA

Alternatively Vermont, New Hampshire, or Maine

>>74473166
the only good thing hipsters did was making normies like vinyl records for a bit

think im gonna call in sick tomorrow buds

Delaware has two dead white men on its flag, think we should change that.

Stinkbug xenocide when?

>>74473250
impossible, they're like roaches

>>74473221
don't do it, keep up the fight

>>74473248
Think we should change any flag with a seal on a blue background tbqh

>>74473250
they're just misunderstood

>>74473278
Me too
thinking green with a crescent moon

>>74473275
nah
i dont usually work weekends anyway

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>>74473278
this

>>74473306
maryland has the best state flag and this is not disputable

all seal + blue background flags should be changed excluding nebraska's since ours is the best

Im having a nap with the cat

>tfw no field hockey playing qt maryland gf

>>74473345
cuck

>>74473345
>white man on flag
clearly the worst

what should be PA flag's alt design

>drink
>get depressed drunk
this is not what i wanted

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>>74473360
excuse me but he isnt white
this is a yellow man

haven't much wanted to live since my cat died

>>74473360
*yellow

so what do yall think of /bant/?

>>74473378
Find cocaine

They're saying there's gonna be rain tomorrow. People have been talking about it all week.

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>>74473381
>>74473386
clearly white passing

Also the pioneers were black

im planning on trying to talk to my cute coworker but then pussying out at the last second
what do you think of my plan?

>>74473385
get a new dog

>>74473412
no

>>74473411
it can't go wrong

>>74473411
solid

for bonus points avoid eye contact the entire time

Do it edition

JUST DO IT
edition

>>74473281
I've been letting this one stay because he amuses me by flying relentlessly in circles around the fan when its going

Then part of me wants to try my friends' past experiment of soldering little metal boots onto its legs and seeing how it deals

>>74473345
idk if I should be disappointed or not that I actually miss my time in Nebraska every now and then

>>74473411
don't forget to stutter

nioh dlc

>>74473466
it's a comfy but boring state

>>74473410
>the union
hahahahahaha

It has rained for 110 of the last 125 days

>>74473411
are you going to ask her out? or just wanting to have a friendly chat?

>>74473526
i'd like to ask her out but im a bit of an autist and struggle to get past the "casual acquaintance" stage

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thoughts?

Rate my business idea

Evens smoke my weed
Odds flush it and never smoke again

>>74473575
10/10

>>74473574
cannot believe how accurate this is

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>>74473511
comfy

>>74473574
not true since the average person is a big of a tard
maybe average for people who go to college
but my girlfriend had the average one and a college professor had above average so its pretty close

cucks

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>>74473510
It was different before the civil war, but they didn't want to fight so they played along

>tfw no fashionable rain clothes and horse riding swedish gf

what are the good midwestern states?

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>tfw smart enough to "get" Boards of Canada

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>>74473641
happy may 5

>>74473689
that's an oxymoron

>>74473521
what

>tfw no comfy brick paved roads and medium density city

>>74473664
>complaining about niggers
>settling it at a pow-pow
RIP oregon territory

>>74473689
all of the midwest is good as long as you stay out of chicago, detroit, st paul, or minneapolis

Fucked up buzzing my head again and now I have to get rid of it all again

>>74473713
my city paved their brick roads a few years ago :/ the city council/bureaucracy is a bunch of fucktards

slap my ass and call me nigger

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>>74473717
This was part of the constitution until the 40's

clack my ass and call me hip

*slaps your ass and doesn't say anything*

cums

shoot me

*doesn't touch you and calls you a nigger*

mouthed nigger at someone in the car today because they weren't letting me pass

>>74473306
Add me to the screencap

https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

lalaawawwalahamera

*does a wee on the carpet*

>>74473746
fucking dumb
pavement is horrible aesthetically and logistically
they only do that sort of thing because it's cheaper and it looks nice for a month

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>>74473789
>>74473836
OUT

>>74473574

Surprisingly accurate, but I find average more attractive 2bh.

>>74473836
bad brit! *rubs your face into it*

probably said nigger hundreds of times today and thousands of times this week

>>74473853
thats because it just is
"above average" is the "mom ponytail"

>>74473692
they're not even from Canada tho

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today in my African American history class i had the powerful urge to yell out "nigger" so bad i hate to bite my tongue until it bled

I'm the only white student so it would have meant certain death

>>74473858
hello red-dit

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>only posting one image from today
Was away for lunch and didn't manage a snap of supper

>>74473858
*slobbers uncontrollably*

>>74473972
too little too late

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>>74473972

>>74473875
i say it a lot too but im not really racist its just common between my friends

>>74473966
sometimes I say "fucking niggers" out loud if no one's home, it's like mild tourettes

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>>74473822

>>74473972
tuck me in and let me milk your teats

had taco bell today to celebrate cinco de mayo

>>74473987
make it up tomorrow ;-*

>>74474005
jesus i do the same thing

black family next door and im scared they will hear it

>>74474031
;-*

>>74473888
>>74473955
>>74473966
checked

I was reading about Horst Wessel and seen that Hans Westmar propaganda film and been wondering if organization and self sacrifice for a better future for the collective is simply a European trait. Seems like almost all non white countries allow the government to step all over them, even in mainly minority communities in the U.S corruption is rampant and the only people that find out about it are those bean counting white folk in the IRS.

unbelievably boring post

>>74473356
is that only a thing here? In highschool I had a crush on girl who played field hockey.

>>74473145
>http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/
why don't women just create their own sex bots so they don't have to deal with m*n ever again?

>>74474235
already exists

https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=fucking+machines

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why did the white man steal my land?

unite the dakotas and adopt Puerto Rico
unite the carolinas and adopt finland

Qdoba's Tacos are pretty good.

*eats soar patch kids*

>>74474285
>>74474311
give me back my land

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business idea:
a bra for each boob

>>74474276
*cash register noises*
we're in the MONEY
*native american sounds*

>>74474150

>>74474336
good post

my tribe owned this land, not yours

your tribe is probably alcoholics

want elder scrolls 6 to come out but know it will be shit

did more wlalking today then i have in a month (like 3 hours worth) and boy are my legs tired

>>74474366
awful post

>>74474228
I was in virginia then and the school had a team. Or maybe it was the ymca. It was a thing though

want to get some ice cream to celebrate finals being over but i also need to lose weight

>>74474396
snowcones

>being fat

don't do this

i'm not fat

my head hurts i have a cold im unhappy

>>74474362
the lore is good but the games progressively get shittier

>playing video games
what are you a teenager

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>will never get a sequel ;_;

>>74474228
My HS field hockey team was pretty big IIRC, and I grew up in PA, dunno what that counts for

want a lax gf who speaks some french but not enough to be fluent

internet is being awful tonight

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>all the other students left already
>feel sudden, sharp loneliness from town being so quiet

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want a real gf who exists

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I wish I had healthy skin

>>74474486
i want a gf who has brown hair and blue eyes, likes to wear box pleated skirts, drives a grey nissan, and is my coworker

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>>74474532

I'll never get over fight choreography/scenes that have spins
why the fuck would you ever spin in a fight

>>74474544
that sounds nice but i would prefer green eyes

*spins at u kicks u in face*
get fucked fairy

you can tell if someone's a virgin by whether or not they spin in fights

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>>74474584

>>74474532
the fuck do you do with your hands
manual labor?

https://youtu.be/cMxEGjLnjUU?t=272
why do they put fries in a taco
what the absolute fuck?

spinning adds momentum and circles to your kicks and therefore makes them stronger
momentum = force * circles I am a scienticst

im virgin

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Who /ForeverAlone/ here?

>>74474625
kicks are also objectively shitty in a fight because if your leg is caught then you're fucked

What's the point of /bant/?

>>74474621
looks like my kind of food desu
no veggies
lots of dip

its better to have never had a gf than it is to have had one gf in your entire life because not having one ever means that you have nothing to compare your sad life to

>>74474613
It's a genetic thing. my hands looked really bad when I did do manual labour

>some nurse took my hospital clothes while i was out in my real clothes
dumb help helpers

>>74474643
crypto autism containment board

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZeSb9E_U-w

>>74474625
*shoots you for being in my castle*

>>74474637
hi

>>74474677
hospitals are nasty
just get the fuck out from there already

>>74474671
Are you by chance somewhat short in stature?

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What are we drinking tonight bois? Pic related.
>inb4 people bitch about my dirty desk.

Its times like these that I'm glad I'm known as the quiet autist at my job

not old enough to drink

hes insecure about his desk so he pointed it out beforehand

>>74474710
not drinking but im prolly gonna drop some acid in about an hour

*screams at an egg*

>>74474695
but then thurston would khs

Answer the question, /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fPRO2SApO8

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>>74474720
gonna drink myself to death within a year when I'm 21 hopefully desu

>>74474694
Hey man. When was the last time you talked to a girl

>>74474710
natty light

>>74474703
yes, you could say that.

>>74474710
blueberry soup

>>74474710
Three torpedo IPAs in right now, debating whether I should keep going on Woodford Reserve

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How are you supposed to use these? Serious question, I've only ever used liquid soap

>>74474750
How tall (feet and inches please)?

>>74474748
Uh... t-this morning

I swear I have no friends

>>74474745
that was my plan

>>74474756
for hands or for body?

>>74474764
Why do you want to know?

>>74474756
rub them on your body with warm water

>>74474785
Fetish reasons.

>>74474756
severe autism

>>74474796
won't be answering then

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>>74474778
when we're both 21 we should meet up in pennsylvania and go to emo concerts and commit suicide by alcohol together desu

>thurston wants to dominate little manlets for their boipucci
figgers

today is mexico's birthday ok

>>74474832
Makes me think

Am I the only one here who cries when angels deserve to die?

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I JUST BOUGHT A JACKET

I PAID THAT WITH DIAMONDS

i wish i enjoyed things

business idea: get high on benadryl

>>74474756
the pioneers used to rub themselves for hours with those babies

business idea: taco time + cannabis

>>74474846
WHYDYOULEAVETHEMAKEUPONTHETABLE
YOUWANTEDTO

>>74474836
>Go to /lat/ to wish them a happy b day
>No mexicans there
where did they go?

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>a mix between /b/ and /int/

so /pol/? why did gookmoot think this was a good idea?

business idea: create cum board in 8-chan and ban all anime pedofiles and homosexual deviants

business idea: get high on weed

business idea: ass

>>74474878
fuck /lat/ they never give me (you)'s even when I type in my shitty spanish

>>74474860
i've done this

>>74474818
So very short then. Nice.

>>74474860
>considered doing this
>read erowid trip reports
>decided not to
sometimes i lay awake at night and wonder what it would have been like

I'm ready to frag some charlies

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what are mexi fries in mexico ?

>>74474882
literally no clue. I'm assuming it's temporary because they he didn't say shit about it

Just kidding I'm already high on weed

>>74474909
we'll do it together cx

i dont have any weed or a dealer

>>74474860
I saw people made of water outside my window, and a ufo-like spotlight when I did that.

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Goin 2 walmart
Do u guys want anything?

AND I WONDER IF I EVER CROSS YOUR MIND
FOR ME IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE
IM ALL ALONE
AND I NEED YOU NOW
SAID I WOULDNT I CALL
BUT I LOST ALL CONTROL
AND I NEED YOU NOW

>>74474909
You're in a hospital. Go raid the supply cabinet.

>>74474923
Those are tots moron

>>74474946
photographs of sharts

>>74474946
a coke please

Business idea: go to work high on ketamine

>>74474946
a gf

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AND ALL I REMEMBER
IS YOUR BACK

>>74474968
make a gofundme this has potential

>>74474946
Yeah
I want you to fuck off

>>74474946
get me a pack of .45

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I went to a Basque May festival today. My dad has connections with the organizers and they asked me if I wanted to come down and spend the day with the dancers. We drank beer, ate a shit ton of food, and I danced with a qt girl in a traditional dress and got her number. Shit was an absolute banger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

>>74474980
I'm doing it right now haha

>>74474946
>Goin 2 walmart
>Do u guys want anything?

a big dickums, a 2 liter of fizzy pop, bag of tater laters, 2 whizzy wams and a bucket of coldclaws

>>74474955
no those are mexifries you fucking retard

>>74474946
Get me one of those sushi sampler platters, the eight dollar kind
Also get me a 12 pack of coke zero if you wouldn't mind

I forgot what she looked like and what she sounds like

IF I DIE YOUNG
BURY ME IN SATIN
LAY ME DOWN ON A BED OF ROSES
SINK ME IN THE RIVER AT DAWN
SEND ME AWAY WITH THE WORDS OF A LOVE SONG

>>74474946
a gun

really thirsty but all i have is tap water

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>alcoholic comes into my surgery
>says he has a swollen testicle and a blood infection
>wants me to give him a course of intravenous antibiotics
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>74474964
>>74474966
>>74474976
>>74474984
>>74474986
>>74474991
>>74475006
>>74475017
I'm actually not gonna leave my bed
Sorry guys, I'm too comfy

>>74475022
is it potable there?

>>74474955
You stupid cunt. How do you not know the difference between mexi fries and tots?

>>74472736
>>how many ohms you got bro
My headphones have 80 I think.

AND IF A FUCK NIGGA EVER JUMP STUPID I'M GONNA CATCH A BODY LIKE A TRAMPOLINE

hey there delilah
whats it like in new york city
im a thousand miles away
but tonight you look so pretty
yes you do
time square cant shine as bright as you

What the fuck is TacoTime anyway

It sounds like a place for morons

>>74475024
why is this guy a meme

Gonna eat 20 slices of hard salami in one sitting

>canadians didnt revolt during the revolution
cucks

>>74475060
you'd fit right in lmao

>>74475027
yes but it tastes like tap water

taco time is the the thinking man's choice of mexican fast food

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>What the fuck is TacoTime anyway

>It sounds like a place for morons

in your head
in your head
zombie zombie zombie

>>74475024
hmm yes would have been an ideal outcome lad

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Ate some tacos for Cinco de Taco

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>>74475025
>telling lies just for the (you)'s
I do it too, but don't be so blatant about it geez

>>74474946
i want wunna them four h shirts for dickey jr

i remember some kid got killed in a drunk driving accident at my high school and they made us watch a video about him set to "how to save a life"
>>74475069
""canadians"" are just american loyalists
nova scotia tried revolting but they were crushed
i remember some of the nova scotians who joined the continental army ended up settling in ohio though

>>74474923
tacotime exists outside of seattle?

in canada they call cinco de mayo chinko de mayo

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>>74475092

>>74475081
Is this a new meme? To greentext people without linequoting them?

>>74475123
Fucking kek

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>>74475123
ahahahha real fucking funny

>>74474989
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Migrate peacefully
>>74475144
>>74475144
>>74475144

>>74475072
But I'm not an idiot
You sound like you'd find good company there

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>>74475123
HOW WILL CANADA EVER RECOVER

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>>74475120
THIS is the power of Lane County

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>fizzy pop

>>74474946
Carton of Marb Blue's pl0x