/brit/

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'ra

>>74471247
hey?

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the gf

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runts OUT

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My first 'partment.

Mom will be visiting once a month, and I'll be visiting her once a month. Not enthused about the arrangement, but it's the only way she'd help me move.

interpol went shit after antics

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anime

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>interpol went shit after antics

>>74471518
>Mom will be visiting once a month, and I'll be visiting her once a month

squealing

>>74471528
that's an odd dance

>>74471578
shes pumped for sports day

interpol was ever good

>>74471605
sort your life out ay m8

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i always thought this was a heavy metal album or something
turns out it isn't and it's p good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7cTUwPG-A

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Think its time to crack open the cider

>>74471524
El Pintor was alright

umm sweeties, my thread is only at 115 replies, so if you could fuck off back in there that would be nice xxx

>>74471643
i remember that first song from an assassin's creed 2 trailer back in 2009
classic

listening to pavement

listening to babymetal

Watching a 2000s comedy. They were much better back then.

listening to vidmantas blažys

listening to an alt-right podcast

>>74471643
I always thought that pic was a metallica album wew

Listening to this really obscure underground grunge band called Nirvana. HOW are they not big?

listening to hitler speeches on repeat

listening to s town

listening to the monologue of dr evil about his parents in austin powers

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i used to dislike this album
now i unironically like it
the human mind is a fickle thing

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I demand we put a stop to this!

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>listening to an alt-right podcast

listening to russian civil war music

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Imported: Product of Reddit

listening to tim reciting the date

listening to a communist podcast

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>tfw doanarld drumpf instead of first female

i support hezbollah

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Sit and watch the stoop lights flicker
Stoop lights flicker 'cuz my eyes half closed
Eyes half closed 'cuz the bottle half gone
Bottle half gone, stoop lights on strobe
Can't stop thinking, that's my mind on liquor
Mind on liquor, now my mind half gone
Mind half gone, 'cuz I wish I had a family
Family ain't here, 'cuz I been living wrong

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listening to a centrist podcast

i am INFP

Tried nothing
Everything works

>>74472002
r u ok pepe?

might phone up one of the babestation channels

I tried it before but I could never get through to the girl on tv

listening to pavement

>>74472023
same :3

i am 6'3

I've always been a democratic socialist, but my god, when I worked in that factory I wished I could seize the means of production and kill the dirty capitalists who ran that place.

Such hard work day in day out for such little reward. What the fuck?

Communism will win

>>74472004
>I said
can't even get the fucking quote right

>>74471987
same

i am in between a nationalist and a paleoconservative

Logic will win

i am left handed

i'm an anarcho primitivist

Apathy is always the winner. People are lazy.

listening to communism

i currently have a cold

my father was a gambling man

i own a copy of technological slavery by doctor kaczynski

Done a wank ama

making an arrangement

arranging a wank

planning a deal

seems that there are not one, but TWO /brit/ threads before the bump limit simultaneously
weird that innit

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>>74472203
hmm ah yes very interesting

Need a feminine bf

undertaking a procedure

cuckio

i am an english literature student

listening to my dad hit my mum

My favourite Sam Hyde moment is when he's doing the TED talk and he says something silly and hides his face behind the notepaper so that the crowd can't see him laugh. However, he still has a mic on, so you hear a loud snort as he does it.

i failed calculus

trying my best

Listening to my mum destroying my dad

My dad is a major shareholder in a factory. Sometimes I drive up to the place in my Porsche and walk through to watch how poor people live.

Keep shifting those palates, poorcucks. Make my dad all that sweet dough that got me into college.

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>interpol were ever good

>>74472203
quite like the way the left has suddenly swung round to thinking this

so we've abandoned the other thread?

my favorite sam hyde moments is when he became a white nationalist

>>74472327
it isn't /brit/ if it doesn't have /brit/ in the subject. how else are people supposed to find it

Fuck me lads, FUCK ME

Listening to wo(men) moaning in pleasure

There was just an attack in the Netherlands. Check the news.

Just heemed the missus

>>74472365
what the fuck she was just being a cunt on /fa/, didn't realise she was a meme
she looks much better here

>>74472367
Alri'

"BREXIT". A proud decision for the english who understood he EU was a mafia.

If Scotland and Northern Ireland want to keep on being LACKEYS! GET OUT!
The price to pay for independance will never be too high.

They want to get their independance to sell it to the EU.
IDIOTS!
This is the goal of this mafia to dstroy powerful nation states

i dont have any friends

Just propositioned for a girl to come round mine
Even if she's up for it and comes my parents would probably ruin it

>>74472375
are you taking the mickey, cba to check

>>74472396
sorry

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Does anyone know if this growth in Africa is sahara or sub saharan?

i.e. is it blacks or browns

i am going to be unemployed after i graduate

>>74472402
do a foursome with your parents you muppet

>>74472393
I can understand why northern Ireland would vote remain to avoid uncertainty about the border but scots are just edgy

take the piss

>>74472416
Blacks. Look at projections for Nigeria.

>>74472445
>dont take the piss
>dont give a shit

WOAH
Mind fucking blown

*takes your piss*
*tests it for drugs and disease*
Hmmm.... Yes. Pure piss. *drinks up*

>>74472418
same

>>74472416
Ah yes
Keep sending aid to Africa

listening to the voices in my head

>>74472416
desu it's a good thing whites don't have many children with how much we contribute to global warming

Just realised all of the gay guys I respect act like totally regular guys.

Not a fan of Queens. Not homophobic. They're just annoying, like very "girly" women.

the ol' foot fetish appears to have amplified itself 5x over the footless winter

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Me
>you should come for a drink x
Her
>nah I'll pass x

SOUND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7jwYdRjUJM

honestly though? its too cold here. i wouldnt mind if it was a bit warmer

the ol' fat fetish is projected to have amplify itself 5x over the fatless summer

Considering nearly 50% of porn online is feet stuff now, is it really a fetish?

I can't click on a video without some bimbo flashing her disgusting toes.

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>>74472542

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not being edgy but i will fucking laugh when this bint tops herself

>>74472542
post screenshot

>>74472567
good lad

>>74472573
this looks like a halloween mask

haha stupid wankers the lot of you

>>74472589
well she won't because she's not even fucking sick

dont understand this election desu
thought it wasnt til june

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>>74472542
>make plans with a girl
>she flakes on the day

small willy humiliation is the patrician fetish

I unliked britain first on fb

I'm beginning to dislike the fascist direction conservatism is heading

>>74472609
t. horse meat eating horse milk drink mongol russian

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>harry potter saved my life

>>74472643
t. forever alone loser brit

>>74472590
It's on snapchat so it's already disappeared, not screenshotting anyway because it notifies her
She just said
>it's 1am I'm not gonna start drinking now
she has a point so I won't bin her yet

>>74472662
haha is nice

>>74472609
>one of the only countries on earth without massive endocrine disruption in food and water supply that isn't a shit hole
EXTREMELY jealous of you

https://youtu.be/OES2L2Q05BU?t=1366

>>74472589
at least she admits her friends are mentally ill

deja vu

>>74472662
go away borat

>>74472589
Bawwww im so down lately
Need to make a post so my orbiters will comment and tell my nice things

>>74472572
i dont watch foot porn, only irl feet do it for me

sometimes i snap a sneaky pic

>>74472653
>As x,
hate when people do this

>>74472653
feels like everyone associated with harry potter flushed themselves down the drain in recent years, except for daniel radcliffe

>>74472674
what's your snapchat x

>>74472636
I got on the National Socialist Party of Canada bandwagon when gamergate hit, but I showed up to a few meetings, and I'm really not digging their vibe. They act almost like Nazis.

I was in it for the Nationalism and the Socialism (radical centrist), but some people made into something really nasty.

as a lower middle class social reject it really saddens me to see white girls with ethnic minority lads

>>74472723
you're still a lad to me

>Socialism (radical centrist)
what did he mean by this

Love it when ethnic minorities hook up with ethnic majorities.

>>74472653

Apparently they sometimes don't tell women that they are borderline because it's considered almost impossible to treat effectively, so they just say "bipolar," give them the pills, and call it a day.

My hypothesis is that BPD is really just a more intense version of a normal woman - completely insane and irrational. It's normal-woman-on-steroids. Facts don't matter - their feelings are the facts in their mind.

Basically, never trust a woman and never believe a word they say.

>>74472705
prefer not to say
Me
>maybe another time
Her
>maybe

was very impressed when /tv/ came up with the 'body of work' gimmick to shake off the jan man long enough to talk about tits

/brit/ has never done anything that clever

*cums on your pillows and sheets while you're away*

>>74472759
quick rundown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

every single one of those girls is down to
wish i was a rockstar

>>74472747
she's not interested lad

>>74472759
stay in your shitty reddit board then you fucking twat

>>74472766
body of work refers to both an artists filmography and their physical appearance

What we drinking tonight boyos

Work at GCHQ monitoring Britint and britpol AMA

>>74472796
bremoaner and corbynista tears

>>74472796
tap water please

>>74472783
/brit/ and /tv/ cross posting is exceptionally high

>>74472796
irn bru

>>74472796
too young to drink

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>>74472769

>guitar music

going to fast tomorrow and the day after, I can manage it lads.
if i have.... if i have your support

>>74472796
Henry Weston's Vintage Cider

>>74472802
whats your opinion of the new /bant/ board

>>74472802
doing a plan

>>74472766
start a thread with a picture of a woman usually scantily clothed or underage and then ask "what do you think of her body of work" to keep it 'on topic'

>>74472653
Big problem in the left

Everyone's too easily offended, 'specially the snowflakes

>>74472796
One lemonade please boss

murican, ruskie and brit went to the bar. bartender asks what will they drink.
murican says: "i'll have some bud, pardner"
ruskie says: "i have some vodka, comrade"
brit says: "eeeh. gimme a pint oi beer chav mate"
bartender shoots britbong in the face.

planning a do

>>74472759
mayhaps /brit/ doesn't care about tits because it's not filled with teenagers

>>74472802
actually eating doughnuts right now
bit of a coincidence wouldn't you say
don't BELIEVE in coincidences, me

>>74472796
you got pepsi on tap?

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choons

>>74472830
Havent seen your likes around mate, you new?

>>74472828
No point monitoring it because everyone from Brit uses this general as well

>>74472857
No, I'm a christian

verbing a noun

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Racist much?

>>74472866
Am I a good or a bad poster in your 'opinion'

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>Coca-Cola? No, I'm more of a Pepsi man myself

>>74472876
You fedorapost too much

>>74472870
based dad

>>74472870
>racist much?
christ she's a bit slow to catch on eh

a wank satisfies the desire for sex but nothing can satisfy the need for a kiss and a cuddle

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>>74472844
hahahaha dumb fucking brits, oh man those isis muslim shits never fail at making me laugh

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>>74472870
Based

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>>Coca-Cola? No, I'm more of a Pepsi man myself

>>74472844
good post (good post)

listen, i'm not going to debate anyone about this so just absorb this post and move on. pepsi is better than coca cola.

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>You fedorapost too much

reminder that millions of people watch eastenders

>>74472900
slavs are subhumans that need to be killed and sold for food

>>74472890
>>74472901
`biased` more like

>>74472844
>>74472900
>>74472911
kill yourselves fucking foreigner scumbags

>>74472888
I do deliberately fedorapost too much actually haha
gl catching the nonces and racists and terrorists, don't want them on /brit/

>>74472844
this didnt happen

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>why yes, i do drink enough of both to be able to taste the difference between coca cola and pepsi

>74472924
bad post (bad post)

>>74472923
dad btfo

absolutely based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU_68xRikG0

>>74472922
>slavs
>kazakhstan
british education

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>Why yes, i am a yank

my sister got a spray tan for prom

skank looks like a fuckin carrot lmao

feminist here.

I'll give you body positivity in male height and penis size if you cede to us unilateral determination of rape

>>74472870
need more guys like that

doing a filter
what am i like

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>`biased` more like

>>74472915
fucking kill yourself you worthless fucking yank

>>74472959
Should have waited, the obamacare repeal is going to lower taxes on tanning salons

>>74472892
dont feel the need for kisses or cuddles but wanking doesn't satisfy the need to feel a spongy fanny

>>74472932
it did happen, true story mate

centrist here
ill do some stuff and youll love it itll be great

>>74472959
is it yank prom tonight?

will she be chadded or tyroned?

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>fucking kill yourself you worthless fucking yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkoxDOZcYYo

testing a new method to shag slags

bully girls until they fancy you

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>>74472924
>kill yourselves
nah.

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>>74472973
oh i see how it is

leftists will crack jokes about the obamacare repeal now, without knowing anything about the new healthcare plan

>>74472996
it's called negging and it works

can't understand bottled water desu

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>americans

#iamapreexistingcondition

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>it's called negging and it works

>>74473014
is that the opposite of pozzing?

>>74473013
reeeeee leftists! trump save us!

what the fuck are you losers doing? It's a Friday night loool

how do i trick girls into right swiping me on tinder

>>74473040
drinking cider and watching a streamer x you?

>>74473040
so what

>>74473043
if you have to ask, then you don't know

imagine spending months treating someone like shit just so you can get laid

madness

>>74473036
forgot you exist

>>74473043
get tinder pro and swipe right one everyone
its a number game bro

>>74473046
youre not drinking (dare i say it) koppaberg?

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>>74473043
make this your picture

>>74473043
platform shoes
pics with the lads
a pic with at least one girl

>>74473031
no. that's a homonym

>>74473046
/brit/ and a bit of music and some youtube haha

>>74473051
do one nerd

>>74473046
>watching a streamer
why do people do this?
i can't fathom it

>>74472963
agree we definitely need more black guys like that

>>74473064
>forgot you exist
stop lying, tyrone, you didn't even know, cause your education doesn't provide burgers with proper geographical knowledge

>>74473060
insightful

the spic just replied a cucky remark to one of my posts

not a fan

>>74473093
worthless nigger

>>74473071
Henry Weston's x 8.2%!

Won't start drinking until 9 PM, in about 15 minutes.

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>>74473064

>>74473104
>wahhh american academia doesn't concern itself with my tiny irrelevant country

Lads I'm fucking ugly, just like most of you
So why does it feel like I'm the only one here that wants to shag ugly birds? Know your fucking place lads

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I really want to say "I'm a big guy for you", but then she won't respond

>>74472991
yeah shes going with a lanky cross country runner whos wearing a pink suit haha poor thing might get peter'd tonight

>>74473142
you have nothing to lose dumbass

>>74473112
alri 56%
>>74473142
>choker
dropped

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>you have nothing to lose dumbass

reckon it'd be quite nice to be good-looking actually

>>74473174
wouldn't mind getting stuffed by these lads (not gay)

>>74473194
Yeah seems like they have all the fun

*drinks a gallon of frying oil*

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Had a shitty day lads, dad beat me up again

>>74473174
>AY ay ay ayyyyyy

>>74473024
it's just water in a bottle whats hard to get

>>74473144
>not taking your own sister to prom

>>74473158
We can't just fritter away the chances we're given in life

>>74473199
d-do.... you wanna talk about it clement?

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>>74473040
Just got home but I picked up a 6er of the ol' 'ger and a bottle of voddy if I'm feeling cheeky

>>74473199
watch anime

just found a new way to crack my wrist, can't stop now x

why do rorkes hate race mixing when everyone could end up looking sexy like lewis hamilton or jessica alba?

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>>74473195
>out of our way virgin, we only enjoy the most supple of boipucci

Allo mon amies, I just beat up le son for being le fag

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>>74473229
He caught me pissing in the sink again, i tried to deny it but he said it smells like urine

*dabs*

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>>74473170
alri .07%
and we already know how """"white"""" those hispanic """"whites"""" are

>>74473255
in tears

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>>74473255

>>74473257
did you touched your ouioui to check to make sure?

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post cute anime

>>74473247
Yeah they're quite hot but I can't get over how incredibly dumb they look. Not even trying to be a fedora, there's a chance they're not stupid, but they really look it

im gay

Reckon I've already made up my mind about killing myself lads

Just a matter of time now

this is a true story

>>74470769
>>74470769
>>74470769
NEW

>>74473292
me too

this is my love song

hate smoking but it's the only way i get any form of social contact

>>74473308
>/brit/ in the name not the subject
what actual mong made this and what actual mongs started posting in it?

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>>74473288

>>74473314
nah, being a rent boy would too

>>74473321
would fucking DESTROY her bumhole

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>>74473292
someone who is happy? NOT ON MY WATCH

>>74473314
you gotta sort your life out anon

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I'm getting my house redecorated and all the radiators have been removed from the walls. A lose radiator that was leaning against the wall just fell over and landed on my foot while I was having a cig out the window

It's been 10 minutes and my foot is still fucking hurting like shit. I think it might be broken. What do?

watching john wick 2
it's very violent. don't like it

>>74472870
how is that sexist?

>>74473320
fuck of to cum you fucking gaylord 2bh

>>74473314
That's funny actually i smoke but never get any social contact lol x

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>>74473269
>and we already know how """"white"""" those hispanic """"whites"""" are
we sure do
Did you know that there are already more Puerto Ricans in the US than here? and the numbers just keep rising :^)

>>74473174
cannot stand being told this and the "be yourself" nonsense unironically

you can't call them out on it either because theyre trying to help and you dont want to get too deep with it

>>74473257
why were you pissing in the sink

>>74473174
I'm kinda reeeing inside knowing I only think I MIGHT be able to take one of them, and it's the blond guy.

need bigoted retards out of my country

>>74473376
strangely, the same can't be said for the white population in poorto rico... I wonder why...

Eat so much unhealthy shit but can't gain weight - there's no fate worse than being a skeleton lads, no one takes really skinny men seriously

>>74473391
>>74473417
>>74473420
SNAP

>>74473434
ELECTION

need niggers and race traitors out of my country

>>74473347
better check what the lads on /brit/ think

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>need bigoted retards out of my country

>>74473457
good post

if you respond to 'him' he'll likely respond with something like 'dayuummm' or 'WATUP

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>need niggers and race traitors out of my country

>>74473460
t. bigot

Any law lads out there?

Thinking about adding my own improvement to the law in an essay

is this a bad move for uni essays?

>>74473417
bigot

time to do a listen to the so-called beefheart, wonder what i'll make of him

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>>need niggers and race traitors out of my country

>>74473420
might be a mystery to you but not to me and I'm fine with it
you should start feeling accustomed to your new national hymn my man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM

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>need niggers and race traitors out of my country

>>74473494
as long as its well written and well researched its fine

can NOT be arsed with fargo s3 leds
is it any good?

>>74473518
>>74473518
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>>74473494
think youre better than the law, eh kid?

youre going to the clink

>>74473527
but we already have a thread
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