post yfw each flag invades your cunt
i'm too lazy
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>74471128
TEMPLATE
>>74471128
why us? we don't have a army you can put brazil/colombia/mexico istead of us
>>74471193
>>74471589
why? :D
>>74471236
Only white and developed countries
>>74471128
I broke my mouse today but i'm try to create a original
>>74471715
because funland is literally meme country
>>74471128
>>74471403
>implying Binland stands a chance against Boland
>>74471589
No crying seal, we're only invading for the decent alcohol because we have none, it's k.
>>74472646
Finlands the sort of country that could start a fight with an entire pub and come out victorious. You need at least 10 times their forces.
>>74473825
Soviets lost lives (who would have died due to mass starvation anyway). Finns lost lands.
It'd be nice if we got invaded from the west coast
>>74476042
Inevitable considering the sheer difference in stature of our countries, fair comparison is pretty dumb in this case. Since USSR had a population of what? 190~ million and well us we had only about 4 million of which able to fight immediately just about 500 000
>no australia
not even gonna bother 2bh
whops :^)
>>74476289
Australia is gay desu
>>74476327
HAHAHA WHAT KIND OF PICTURE PICTURE IS THAT FAGGOT HAHAHA LIKE KILL URSELF U STUPID ASSHOLE HAHAHA
>>74476379
>>74471128
"lel"
Why is everybody afraid of China. In thousands of years they've never won a war except against like, Southeast Asia cunts.
>>74472499
its you, Polandfan #1
I haven't seen you polski posting lately, is everything alright?
>>74476645
theres a lot of them and they're angry and competitive and speak gook rune.
>>74476645
Read memoirs of Korean War Vets to know why it isn't fun fighting an endless horde
>>74476740
They really aren't that threatening. They put value on their own lives and families like narcissists. Target their moral centers and place creative partisan spies and the war would be over in 5 years.
>>74476645
If you would ever have a border with China you would know. fucking zergs.
>>74476806
I say again. They've literally never won. Italy is scarier.
>>74476795
What's your plan? Airdrop a few boxes green cards and watch them tear themselves apart?
>>74476959
All they need is a push. A good start would be that they literally have more money than us but the average Chinese proletariat lives in abject poverty.
I say again, they make more money than the US but the vast majority are poor and abused.
Doesn't make sense, why fight a war for the people who fuck you over?
Angry German kid - A million nukes
Angry German kid - Nuke
Angry German Kid - Bug spray
Rly? - Bug spray
Angry German kid - A million nukes
>all these state sized countries unironically thinking they could take America
I'm no patriot, but lets be honest here....
>>74471128
>>74471128
>china invading finnland
horde reunification
>>74472646
>conveniently leaving out the artillery
>>74476933
>They've literally never won.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Chosin_Reservoir
>>74471128
Since everyone is doing a good job on their I wanted to participate with my best quality
Literally none matter besides Russia. China we could nuke preemptively without question.
>>74478824
Russia's only threat to us is their nukes.
China would get assraped like the Incas by the Spaniards--and they know it
>>74478865
Which is why we masquerade the NK situation as a blockade. When in most reality it's a Naval Stronghold against the chinks and their expansion into the Japanese/South China Sea
We are not stupid
>>74478942
You are, your government isn't. Or atleast it can granted in some times act quite discreetly. US fucked up Middle-east operations for good the day they started the invasions tho.
>>74478991
With hindsight I see that fucking up the middle East was the goal all along, considering that we have not stopped fucking it up since then.
>I wonder for what purpose we have done this
>>74478991
I'll preface this with I'm not a banter faggot. That being said,
I recently wrote a lengthy paper on preemptive strikes. Which has superseded USA and admittedly Russian military doctrine.
Iraq Invasion was going to happen. There is a reason why a Saudi Nationalist Radicalized by Saudi Imams who was the son of a Saudi Billionaire who attacked the USA in the worst terrorist attack in recent history... 'but we invade Iraq'?????
It was going to happen. To surmise out of fear of word limit they were dangerously close to serious - very serious massive killing capability. And Saddam had s troubling psychological profile coupled with complete indonctrination. Sound familiar? Sound a bit like... North Korea?
Preemptive strike. It's sad and annoying but it was deemed intelligent to remove the problem before WMDs, seriously could have been a threat to Paris London, Rome, Madrid, Tel Aviv etc
Shit sucks I know. I know. But sometimes violence is nessecary.
>>74478294
based
>>74473825
We're not Russians
>>74473825
Fuck off
They only had such KD not because they're super warriors or shit
They had aall advantages and that's it
If winter war happened today it would be 100finns/1russian
>>74480283
fuck off, we literally never lost a war
>>74476645
You're retarded
>>74481995
lel
version 2.0
>>74482371
>>74482557
FENK JU JUESEJ
JU AR MAJ BEST FREND
JU AR DE PISKIPA JUR DE LEDŻEND
>>74482371
>>74482827
If Canada declared war on you Quebec would probably revolt
>>74471128
Oh sweet, more tourists
>>74477804
This, but that also can be turned on us in an embarrassing way. If all of these cunts have universal healthcare, why haven't any of the individual states successfully made a similar system?
>>74483220
I would un-kosher her by putting my meat and dairy in the same place. By meat, I mean my penis, and dairy refers to my semen. I would like to put them in her vagina, although I would be content with ejaculating into any of her orifices.
>>74482371
>>74471128
v2 coming soon
>>74477086
>When you have more nukes than the opponent had square miles
>>74476645
China would beat the US. Manpower, equal technical progress and a way more hardened mentality.
>>74482371
>>74482042
Strong argument
>>74482371
>>74471128
>>74488193
good observation
>>74488193
nice
>>74488284
LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY
>>74484484
but anon...we sell the drugs
>>74488236
>>74488284
>>74488348
now the real one (real until sunday, then it will be like >>74488193)
>>74488803
Upload the apu in the Russia one please.
>>74488871
say something nice in French first you filthy heretic
>>74488994
J'aime la France et vous.
Assez bien?
>>74489113
oh that's so nice of you
>>74485949
>>74480283
I didn't know Ruskies were this butthurt about the Winter War, totally hilarious
>>74489892
no we aren't. he is just a retard
what the fuck is the criteria for including a cunt tree?? argentina? wtf
>>74490112
lol
>>74482371
>>74471128
These threads always make me laugh
>>74472804
Posting many hours later to call you a steel reserve guzzling nigger. American beer kicks the shit out of Germany's.
>>74494124
lol
>>74472646
Daily reminder that the Polish ground forces consist of Finnish Patria AMVs
>>74473825
>implying it's just Binland who BTFO'd Soviet zerglings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Soviet_War
>>74495825
quality post
>>74495825
that's a big meme
>>74497562
????
>>74497559
UUUU
>>74476732
yep :)
>>74502125
kek
>>74502125
this post deserves a (You)
>>74502125
I don't get it.
>>74500698
He will hire a black man to scream at you over the phone to stop Binland and also Turkey.
>>74506573
>>74508557
>>74477804
How big was Vietnam?
>>74502125
What is licia
>>74482371
>no France in either templates
Why ? Do you really believe memes ?
>>74509929
u know it was fun
they had hot showers with dudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s1nQ7DU_g
Version 1....
>>74512926
...and version 2.
you guys are really understimating our army
yes we don't have nukes but the ground army is actually gigantic
>>74471732
>turkey.
>>74513030
And our soldiers are gigantic.
>>74513030
>we don't have nukes
Oh boy...
>>74513531
we don't, stop pretending
>>74513551
>Dalton Girão Barroso
Busque cal & cimento.
Acha mesmo que um país do tamanho do Brasil não teria uma bomba para se proteger? Pff...
Pare de acreditar cegamente no governo.
>>74513688
se proteger do que? E um nuke não algo tão difícil de se fazer que você precisa fazer ele e deixar estocado, e se tivesse nukes no brasil você sabe muito bem que isso ia fazer rapidinho
>>74513744
Existem tratados para a não-proliferação de armamentos nucleares, se o Brasil revelasse que tem bombas termonucleares sofreria sanções e outros problemas diplomáticos com os EUA e o resto dos países.
>se proteger do que?
...
>>74502125
WE DIDN'T LOSE THE WAR WE JUST WITHDREW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74471128
to late to the thread but eh what the hell
>>74502125
>>74476289
>literally on the other side of the world
>a whole fucking landmass and just uses the north region
>population of autistic whites that get offended by blood in video games, abos and kangaroos
>thinking they have a chance
>>74502125
>>74471128
I am not going to make my own but this is a very good meme and have enjoyed looking at others
Thank you Finland for your service.
>>74518141
Literally the only thing you got right was it being on the other side of the world, well done Pablo, for that test score, you won some cocaine and a trip to the local cartel.
>>74471450
pretty much this
>>74519127
Can you send me that Chinese Patrick
>>74471128
why would you include us? we have no military whatsoever
>>74471128
mr.plinkett
>>74489892
He's likely a draft dodging hohol, most of the guys Stalin (Georgian) send against us were from Ukraine